Why... does... she... always... talk... like... this?

When?

It's actually not explained, only between the lines due to it's D&D setting.

she's smoking opium 24/7

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Wait goblin slayer is based on dungeon and dragon?
Didn't know that though I was reading the ln, now "throwing the dice" makes sense.

>Wait goblin slayer is based on dungeon and dragon?
How the fuck did you not reach that conclusion with the first few chapters?

>Wait goblin slayer is based on dungeon and dragon?
Can't find the source, but supposedly Goblin Slayer started out as this throwaway NPC that the party really took an interest in. Also the whole setting with teh gods playing the dice, following the adventures of great men and taking an interest in how they sometimes succeed and sometimes fail is clearly the gods playing D&D. Also the Adventurer's Guild's sign-in form is just a 5th edition character sheet.

I never played this game, it's not a game featured much in my country anyway (France).
I just had a concept of it through american series.

If I remember correctly, the author even writes in the LN that GS is based on his own D&D campaign.

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So she doesn't randomly cast shit without meaning to.

Must have missed that part then, because I don't remember reading it anywhere.

The thing about how many spells they can cast a day is also a DnD thing.

>based on his own D&D campaign.
What D&D edition lets you rape?

Any edition lets you rape. The question is whether your group is cool with it.

Very good hashish in a pipe

Goblin Slayer is based off that and ripping off Dragon's Crown

>rape needs permission now
Time used to be simpler.

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I believe she knocked her head multiple times while giving paizuri and got brain damage.

is DnD an real life isekai?

So what happens if she has sex?

Lots of titty fucking

Because... you... are... a... fucking... nigger...

It would probably be pretty nice. None of that gay porn screaming and screeching. She'd probably be very restrained, with heavy breathing and barely restrained moaning.

What the fuck? I want to BLACK her now!

>What the fuck? I want to BLACK her now!
Based.

I want her and Sword Maiden to have a threesome.

How can they have a threesome if it's nly the both of them?

Well i must agree on that...

Not going to happen. She's pining for Lancer and doesn't strike me as the type willing to share.

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So how long until the haruhi character gets gobbed?

I love the Witch

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Is there bag of holding there or something?
I thought she's dead already:
>confronted GS near his Town
>said her party is on a quest to twarth evil minions plans
>dark elf latter says he miraculously won in a fight with group of strong female adventurers
>Haruhi later depicted fighting in some sort of spirit realm

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Too bad Lancer is obsessed with GG

They're a group of DM pets at paragon levels in a wish fulfillment game, if they die it just means they spend a bit of time in the fugue plane chilling while the DM figures out a way to rez them.

>Is there bag of holding there or something?
Yes, as well as a bag of devouring. With a little jiggle she can make them swap places.

Is this series the most accurate depiction of women in combat?

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>boots on
Absolutely based.

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>all those puddles of gobjizz

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Some of it is probably her piss from broken pelvis and spine.

It's her gimmic.

How fucking deep are her boobs?

Clearly as deep as her magical power.

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GS mindbroke her and she never recovered

That could explain why she recognized GS without his helmet but Lancer didn't.

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Does she really like lancer?

Not really. She just thinks he's an insecure chump and she wants to take his virginity to boost his self-esteem so he can get over GG and just slay puss as he desires. It's more of a brother-sister relationship.

Source: My dad works for Shounen Jump.

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Has anyone watched the BluRays yet? How is it different from the TV release? Any uncensored/extended scenes?

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That sounds like shit Spoony would suggest, and we all know what happened to him

>I had a miserable time with my DnD campaign
>So I'm going to take it out on writing as an art form by making schlock that nobody would talk about if not for rape.
No wonder Yea Forums likes this series.

i like those blonde, smol cute, weak girl

There isnt many shows that are actually grounded off of modern DND, and not riding on the coat tails of shit nip bastardizations like dragon quest that were made off their interpretation of old school AD&D

She... suffered...a... stroke

Blonde people are usually tall and strong, though.

Hence, Hollywood has to go for blond-ish Jews to show weak blond men and women.

>Blonde people are usually tall and strong
>This is what n*rdoids actually believe
Blonde women fear and respect the Med Bull

Opinion time:

What I hate fucking hate about Goblin Slayer is how it unintentionally attracts newfags and Normies who treat it as something so new and revolutionary for including gratuitous violence and rape.

Yeah I know it's been months since Goblin Slayer became mainstream and popular with the premiere of the anime. But at my class I still here some of the nerds and geeks (a majority of them are Normies) praise GS as something groundbreaking all because it so happened to have sexual violence.

And I'm betting there indeed people out there who still think and believe GS is the "first dark fantasy anime to feature such dark and grotesque themes", because baby's first edgy anime. To which I'd say to such things; "Motherfuckers, have any of you watch let's say, an episode of CSI? Mainstream media and even Hollywood has already been sensationalizing and featuring gratuitous violence and rape since forever, way before Goblin Slayer and Berserk even existed!"

He'll I'd even argue CSI has waaaay more rape up the wazoo than Goblin Slayer and Early Berserk combined.

All in all, I hate it when there are Normies and or newfags who honestly think Goblin Slayer is so revolutionary just because it has rape and violence. Just because it so happened to be their first edgy anime/edgefest media.

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I'm only in it for the waifus

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Priestess at the very least is bi, right?

Every anime is someone's first anime. For a lot of newer people GS was their first dark anime. Accept that for a lot of these people, GS IS new and groundbreaking.

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Will lancer's bad luck fuck his chances with her?

Lancer believes that "Love should be free" He is willing to share.

I wish I had friends so I could play D&D. It looks so fun.

shit gets real when an emilia poster isn't spouting bullshit

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> roll20.net/
> Games>Join A Game
> Playing Any Of These Games: D&D 5E
> Only Find Games That Welcome New Players: Check
> Click Find Games
> Scroll until you find something that sounds newbie friendly and fits with your schedule
> Apply to the game
> Explain in application that you're new, want to play, but don't know what you're doing
It's the 21st century, user. There are all kinds of ways to meet people, form connections, and share interests.

So Lance is a cuck?

Look at some online recruitment places (roll20, FantasyGrounds, /tg/ used to have a GameFinder thread but I don't know if they still do).
"But how will I know if those internet strangers are autists I don't want to play with?"
1. If you don't have any friends anyway, you can basically ask the same question about meeting anyone new
2. All RPG nerds are autists, you will get used to it
Give it a shot user.

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Opium combined with having a high INT.

It's not the same if you can't throw a table into DM face.

Is her weird speech style actually explained, and if so, would you say what it is, or is it just a random character quirk and we're just speculating. Thank you.

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>I can't play couch co-op therefore I can't have fun with multiplayer games
This is the wrong attitude, user. There are plenty of ways to have fun.

More like he wants to fuck every female in the world. The LN implies that he has fucked almost every girl in the frontier town but he still loves only one.

...

It's never given an official explanation, but the most popular theories are A)She's high all the time, or B)

because she is super inteligent and knows a lot of languajes. So one common word for you may be a powerful spell so she have to be carefull. I assume this

Reminder that she could take out entire gob dens singlehandidly but would rather get high than help girls avoid rape. Dumb bitch.

She wants you to fuck her

She's actually obese and constantly out of breath, she just hides it with magic.

So she can't control when she casts a spell? Sounds retarded to me to be quite honest.
My headcanon is that she spends too much time thinking and it's getting in the way of her speech.

There are other threats out there beside goblins. Leaving goblins to GS and handling bigger fry with her magic is a much more efficient use of their abilities.

You can cast a spell just with open a letter.

D&D 5e
Sage background
Personality trait n°6

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Why are her tits so small compared to manga witch?
Rape was OK but cleavage was too much?

She is... right...you know.

>7
Hey, that's me!

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Imagine how warm that candle was

Her tits was big in anime, but they were more affected by gravity than the manga version.

She's fuckin reefed 24/7

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Anime/manga in the 2000s
>Weed is addictive and as bad as heroin.
>People who use it are evil.
Anime/manga now
>Multiple characters use weed and no one cares
>Weed users are part of the good guys
What happened?

Thanks, user.

People smartened up. It's a plant that makes you silly and hungry for 2-3 hours. "People" thought Canada was going to go shit once we completely legalized it, literally nothing has changed in the last 6 months. Everyone who used to do it still does and everyone who doesn't want to doesn't.

I honestly think it's the former.

Canada has been mainlining maple syrup for centuries, at this point I'm not sure they can feel anything anymore.

>implying sentient maple trees would be greatly affected by other plants
It's clearly just a ploy to get us to let down our guards.

based magic titcow

They are plenty big, I'd say a wee bit bigger. They sag a bit just like real tits.

>It's a plant that makes you silly
It makes me paranoid as fuck. My last high was so bad I genuinely thought I was about to be killed by government assassins and made peace with it in the end.

cos the people who made this series had their dicks in their hands as they did so

Words of power. You have magic power and know the true name of something? Whoops, you just accidently burned down the building because when you said "have a nice day" you technically said "aniceda" which is the true name of lighting strikes.

She knows a lot of those kinds of words so she carefully plans what she is going to say and spaces out her speech to prevent that from happening.