How did we go from this

How did we go from this..

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..to THIS?

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I'd call that a personal problem Scoob.

Orc dna got mixed with elf dna, negating the metabolism elves normally had.

That's not Deed so who cares.

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I wonder how the Playboy Bunnies are these days...eugh.

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to this

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>Ms. Moxy so Fo=xy

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Deedo a cute

American fast -food

nicotine ....? food supply.

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poor deedo never had a chance

Lodoss bros
1080 is just a meme, right?

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Nope. It's 1080p of 35mm goodness, it can even be rereleased in 4K for better effect, although that might just enhance the grain. Only one way to find out.

To this...

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Lodoss isnt even a good anime

Further, I can't think of a better comparison of night and day for composite VHS masters and proper telecined HD than Lodoss' BD. Maybe Genma Taisen.

Thanks, I'll get the 1080 one then.

The 720p will be serviceable if you're on 1080p or lower, but going forward with higher and higher resolution monitors and TVs, 1080p is kind of required. Maybe grab the first episode from each torrent and do a comparison.

First half was nice. Second half was meh.

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Based.

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Which?

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I'd happily fatten up both of them.

Brown elf in a heartbeat

Butt Elf is better than Potato Elf. Not difficult.

Deedo is better than all of them. Post more Deedo.

I miss Butt Elf having big tits. And Potato Elf swearing up a storm.

Pirotess > Deedlit

you = wrong

I blame America.

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Kuro.

Dark Elf for personality alone. The donk is just bonus.

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Japan has completely abandoned any idea of what this fantasy race is even supposed to be. The pointy ears are just an accessory now, then they slap some nils to their age and give them a bow. Done.
At least Deedlit was a classic fighter-mage, communicated with nature spirits, could do things nobody else could do in the party. Despite becoming a walking McGuffin she was a better japanese elf than whatever came after her.

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>she was a better japanese elf than whatever came after her.
But user, only her aesthetic was Japanese. Deedo was based on western elves, especially those in tabletop rpg's. That's why she's so true to the archetype.
Although I do agree with the rest of your post.

where did we go so wrong

this is racism

What about her.

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Pierce pls.

I love her dearly, but thinking about it, I can't recall any instance from the top of my head, where, if you had switched her race to human, it would have messed with the context of the story. She could just as well have been a nerdy human mage all along.

Bottom series is all about that delicious Oni.

>I can't recall any instance from the top of my head, where, if you had switched her race to human, it would have messed with the context of the story
Yeah, it's not as if her fear of mortality and concern about humanity's short lifespan was a major plotpoint or whatever.

Go back to /tg/ to complain about Houtengeki.

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>going to /tg/

What would he do, post inanities in one of the generals?

anime is not a countable word you retard

Why would anybody *complain* about Houtengeki?!

There's this one poster on /tg/ who ALWAYS complains about elves. Then he goes to Yea Forums to complain about elves there. Whenever I see him on Yea Forums I tell him to go to /tg/ and whenever I see him on /tg/ I tell him to go to Yea Forums.

Gays are a thing.

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>Yeah, it's not as if her fear of mortality and concern about humanity's short lifespan was a major plotpoint or whatever.

She can still have those issues if she were a human, without missing a single step.

>Go back to /tg/ to complain about Houtengeki.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

>She can still have those issues if she were a human, without missing a single step
If she were a human she wouldn't worry about outliving all the human friends she has

>two shows of anime
vs
>two anime
First would be uncountable the second is countable. I think you misunderstood, the issue with anime is that the plural is just the same as the singular.

A lot of mages have prolonged life spans. How is she different from a human mage again?

>futanari elf not being the first response to OP's post

Stupid niggers all of you.

hot

based

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Oh no you don't. Having an inherent fantasy racial trait like that is different from donning that trait by choice later in life

Japs don't know how to make good elf characters.

behold, the best elves

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If I remember Deedlit gets cucked as Parn will rather do anything but pay any attention to her, including fucking that redhaired girl that shows up later.

I want to motorboat erufuda's big fat gut!

You don't say "a milk" or "milks".
Learn basic grammar.

>the real Deedlit PC was just doing those things because the player found it fun to weird out Parn's player
>Parn PC's dying wish was to give Deedlit PC his sword
>Deedlit PC pawns it off the next session

And that was how I stopped giving a shit about the Lodoss anime.

Bring back a couple milks when you go to the lunch counter, bro.

To this

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This is a very welcome change

>perverted tree elf masturbating in her natural environment
proof that you can take the elf out of the forest, but not the forest out of the elf

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And milk is uncountable while anime is countable with irregular plural (anime). Reading comprehension you faggot.

Sometimes it's not decided by them, e.g. Chosen of Mystra.

>there will never be anymore cel drawn OVAs ever again.

Life is pain.

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Neither.

Those are not elves. Just fat humans with long ears.

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It's an improvement.

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That's disgusting

Please send RSVPs in a timely and polite manner.

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Sad but it was bound to happen.

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Deedlit
Erufada
HEA
Sako
Tuka

Are all the best elves blondes?

based Tyrion protect us from this weeb trash

Same, it just looks so enticing.

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youtube.com/watch?v=pG3u2TEdENQ&list=PLpSuFmBioWNHlL25rLGVFse_FOUu1BJZw

all of you listen to this album and reconsider the elven kind with respect

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I blame you capitalisim!

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There can't be many exceptions.

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>Deedlit PC pawns it off the next session

Wait what? do you all have some type of sauce of that? i know it´s a D&D game or some crap like that but never thought they would act like assholes. specially after seeinf Deedlit in the anime.

to this...

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In either version, Tuka is still best, even with the anime designs. I don't want to risk showing her other blonde hair.

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>tfw this was literally a plot point

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based

this
h
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Is this also from Dungeon Meshi? I´m desperate for some Dark Elf Waifuing.

What is this and where can I find more of it?

Elf-san wa Yaserarenai, has cute chubby waifus.

I lost that pic user, sorry

>manga about getting out of shape fantasy race characters into shape
>actually fetishizes obesity

>2000% more prideful and cunning (percentages varies of which craftworld they born)
>dying race
nope

Thanks

For a second, I was thinking (hoping) it was something by Chiba Toshirou. He's a god-tier h-artist.

ova?

C´mon mate, the Dark Elf and Oni/Ogre ladys are the best of both worlds!

Nope; that was part of the main series.

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Pirotess is better.

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It is a man's job to fatten his elf waifu till she's immobile.

Lads I have the harpoons, all aboard.

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Because he's a one trick pony and his "elves" are almost as fat as these abominations.

>one trick pony
Recently he has been into lactation, does that help?

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here's the not dying ones

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I would say that the Eldar are the worst decision the old ones ever made
But that title goes to the green skins

No sauce available, but it's what I read on a /tg/ thread a while back, discussing the deviations the story took from the actual game reports submitted.

Eldar of every color are the worst at everything.

Best elf in this thread.

>need souls to stay alive
>pre fall lifestyle
I love haemonculus but as a whole are worse that craftwold fags (in universe)

did you read the "Path of the dark eldar" book series ? really want to see it as an anime

It is, but we literally know nothing about them. They are currently being led into the dungeon by the dwarf girl and samurai from chapter 1 and rule 63 Casca

>just readed the beast arises series
thanks for the rec

hows the beast arise ? wanted to read it but people keep talking shit about it so i didn't bother that much

human, elf, halfling, dwarf, what is last race?

Weight gain is a patrician fetish

Gnome?

gnome

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Reminder it's useless to complain about the differences between West/East elves because all non-tolkien elves are shit.

fuck off Pierce

Elf-fags are the goddamned worst.

>Pierce
Who

This chart convinced me that Senshi has very high charisma stat for a dwarf.

Looks like a massive upgrade to me

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I will never understand why people have a fetish for someone living a miserable existence.

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I'll never understand why low-test sticcfaggots love citing 3D problems as if they apply to healthy 2D gals

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How did we go from this...

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to this?

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a cute.

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>Not liking morbidly obese blobs

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Fetishes aren't mean to be logical, you mental dwarf.

Redpill me on true elves.
Pic related.

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> Dark Elf Waifuing
A man of culture.

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She's dating a barbarian. Of course she'd be into weight gain.

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What's taters?

Since the original elf myth?
Literally related to succubus/incubus myths.

Do not be fooled by degenerates who want all women to be starving stick figures. Real elves are fat, wobbling piles of lard that continuously gorge themselves with fattening junk food, like the patricians they are

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>Japan doesn't give a fuck
And this is a good thing.

so all erofus are more truer to their roots?

>Elves
>not psychedelic entities that eat your soul

Get over it. Good elves have good appetites

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obesefags please restrain themselves, or mod would nuke the thread

I'll try my best

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That's called an improvement, user. Haven't you heard the expression "bigger is better"?

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Nope. In myth they rape humans.
Some people even compared them to something like grey aliens recently.
Makes you think.

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>An entire race of fuckups
>Best

the only lodoss I watch isnt good, you faggot

Is that traditional myth or just modern day weirdos in iceland or whatever?

Nice digits, but you're still a fag

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>posts non-anime
>calls others fag
Wew

My b. I can post anime characters if you want

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Please give it a rest with the humans and deities.

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>having a fetish for women who constantly have to watch what they eat and waste their free time exercising instead of enjoying an hedonistic life
yikes

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filthy whore in a fantasy setting and I love it

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Well actually the nordic myth is weirder
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dökkálfar_and_Ljósálfar

You have Dökkálfar (dark elves) and Ljósálfar (light elves).
>the former dwell within the earth and are most swarthy, while the latter live in Álfheimr, and are "fairer than the sun to look at". Álfheimr, or Elf-Land, was known as the place of residence for the elves, specifically the light elves.[1] The Dökkálfar and the Ljósálfar are attested in the Prose Edda, written in the 13th century by Snorri Sturluson and in the late Old Norse poem Hrafnagaldr Óðins.
You also have the Svartálfar ( "black elves", "swarthy elves", "dusky elves) which are sometimes compared to dwarves. Obviously these are similar to our current interpretation of elves.

But when you go into Germany and other parts of Europe and into the more Christian interpretation, the myth becomes horrific where they become almost spirit/ghost like and actually harm humans. They were synonymous with demons in Christian contexts.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elf#Fitting_elves_into_Christian_cosmologies
>In English-language material: in the Royal Prayer Book from c. 900, elf appears as a gloss for "Satan".[10] In the late-fourteenth-century Wife of Bath’s Tale, Geoffrey Chaucer equates male elves with incubi (demons which rape sleeping women).[11] In the early modern Scottish witchcraft trials, witnesses' descriptions of encounters with elves were often interpreted by prosecutors as encounters with the Devil.[12]

Some also think the norse myth is simply a depiction of angels and demons. But obviously that depiction isn't the same further south where angels (archangels, tetramorphs, etc) and demons are more like how people think of them today.

>ITT :

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based

so that's why elves in ZnT are described like that

Cooking a magnificently fattening feast for Miss Kobayashi!

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Supplying Miss Kobayashi with delicious sugary beverages as she lazes around on the couch!

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why do you do that ?

no one want to see your shit fetish

Taking Miss Kobayashi to the beach in the tight swimsuit that you bought for her!

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>ZnT
Zero no Tsukaima?
I forgot how they described them in it.
All I remember is the one lewd one with huge tits trying to steal the MC from best grill.

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Giving Miss Kobayashi's big soft belly plenty of rubs and cuddles before she goes to bed!

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Force-feeding Miss Kobayashi several kilos of meat after she becomes to full to eat on her own!

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Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad.

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Helping Miss Kobayashi squeeze into her XXXXXL specially-tailored pants!

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Trying not to get grabby as you watch Miss Kobayashi's massive juicy flabby ass and belly spill out of her pants!

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Diving into Miss Kobayashi's soft doughy blubber while bathing her!

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Becoming Miss Kobayashi's personal mount/transportation when she finally becomes too fat to move on her own or be carried by vehicles!

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>In myth they rape humans
Not always, there was plenty of folklore relating to benign and even beneficial fairy encounters. Sometimes they'd appear to humans in need of help such as asking for the assistance of a midwife or wet nurse.
When you strip away the Christian tendency for demonization and the popular tendency to focus on the sordid, the sense you get is more that they are just another society with both malevolent and benevolent individuals. Even within the modern alien contactee reports, there are those who have claimed to have physical ailments healed by the entities, plus all of the contact reports which amount to "the aliens told me to tell you all that nuclear war is a danger to the planet."

>Elves are bad.
Listen to the Arabic interpretation:

>Some scholarship draws parallels between the Arabian tradition of jinn with the elves of medieval Germanic-language cultures.[155] Some of the comparisons are quite precise: for example, the root of the word jinn was used in medieval Arabic terms for madness and possession in similar ways to the Old English word ylfig,[156] which derived from elf and also denoted prophetic states of mind implicitly associated with elvish possession.[157]
>Jinn (Arabic: الجن, al-jinn), also Romanized as djinn or Anglicized as genies (with the more broad meaning of spirits or demons, depending on source)[1][2], are supernatural creatures in early pre-Islamic Arabian and later Islamic mythology and theology. Jinn are not a strictly Islamic concept; rather, they may represent pagan beliefs integrated into Islam.[3] Since jinn are not inevitably evil (nor good), Islam was able to adapt spirits from other religions during its expansion.[4]
> Islam and non-Islamic scholarship generally distinguishes between angels, jinn and demons (shayāṭīn) as three different types of spiritual entities in Islamic traditions.[7][8] The jinn are distinguished from demons in that they can be both evil or good, while genuine demons are exclusively evil.[9]

Elves = Genies
This rabbit hole is just getting weird, especially given that the arabic interpretation may be more like the nordic interpretation or modern interpretation with them being beings that are morally ambiguous like humans.
We really need a /myth/ board.

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Thoughtforms are another thing to consider too.
Don't even begin with Tulpas.

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yep, that one; basically your everyday peasant think elves as the eatchildren devil and the nobles wet dream is going full templars against it but much like actual templars they gets their ass kicked every time

Potatoes are a hell of a crop.

As I recall, elves started because center europe people seldom saw a northern european. So when they say someone tall, fair skinned, slender and blonde, they thought they were something like a fairy.

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stop your horses, isn't that myths about fairies instead?
>inb4
what is the difference between fairies and elves then?

Dammit, now I need to rewatch it.

Elves are horrible people. This has been known for a very long time.

better read the LN, anime focus too much in the harem shenanigans

Potatoes do a body good!

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>elves started because center europe people seldom saw a northern european
"elf" is Germanic...

At some point elves were a kind of fairy. Tolkien was the one who transformed them into the fantasy race we know today.

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Now THIS is an elf!

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Yes, you are right. All I can think of is norse people finding someone very pretty in the woods.

>all the elves have pointy features and look suave except Marcille
Is she canonically ugly by elf standards?

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nice

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>what is the difference between fairies and elves then?
They're often mixed together.
>From around the Late Middle Ages, the word elf began to be used in English as a term loosely synonymous with the French loan-word fairy;[116] in elite art and literature, at least, it also became associated with diminutive supernatural beings like Puck, hobgoblins, Robin Goodfellow, the English and Scots brownie, and the Northumbrian English hob.[117]
>In the Romance-speaking world, beings comparable to elves are widely known by words derived from Latin fata ('fate'), which came into English as fairy. This word became partly synonymous with elf by the early modern period.[116]

This is all assuming wiki isn't full of shit.
Another part of the article suggests they're almost spirit like in Norse myth, dancing over meadows at night or on misty mornings.
Sounds almost like how they interpreted the aurora borealis.

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Pretty much, yes. Note her total lack of social skills and ability to convince people. She has below average charisma.

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This is how the average American ACTUALLY thinks is the only way to avoid obesity.

...By enjoying a hedonistic lifestyle?

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fatfags deserve the gas

Fatchads are the only ones around here with quality taste

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I love fat elves.

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I love fat.

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May I have the unedited version of this?

>mfw this thread

You're gross.

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What's the problem?

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First Elf-San thread, huh?

>obese elves

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>not liking obese elves

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Unironically worse than scatfags

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>not knowing about Meth
>not knowing that that is exactly what he would do

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The greatest architect of our time.

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>worse than the literal shit-tier fetish
No.

>waste free time exercising
>waste free time not exercising

good thing I enjoy exercising and don't see any activity as a waste of time.

This.

Seems like an improvement to me.

RoLW: Chronicles of the Heroic Knight still has the best OP of all time by a long shot.

youtube.com/watch?v=9aUfGClzhdI

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>tfw you will never supply Pierce with protein

Go back to /d/ you disgusting fuck.

>no one want to see your shit fetish
I do though.

Lack of dick makes women transform into fat marshmallows

This isn't the worst thread up on Yea Forums but Jesus it's getting there.

He looks so majestic

What's the worst then?

Kek.

stupid fat ears

They're not fat! Just a little thicc.

hes grown sick of his own fat fetish. Never turn your fetish into your day job

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>hes grown sick of his own fat fetish.

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because being underweight is more hazardous to your health than being overweight. you'd have to go pretty deep into landwhale status, before you started hitting those kinds of complications. A chubby girl can keep her cardiovascular health and nutritional balance up, while maintaining a smash-worthy ass

82lbs? is she in elementary school?

I think there was a pic showing that she's like 14, but even still she's just really small in general.

nani the fuck is this

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>63 Casca
Kek

Saw a chick who had her bod... It was glorious.

How the hell do you even find these threads?

It's a reference to the doppelganger chapter. A pack of doppelgangers assumed forms of the party members as they perceived each other. A chapter and a half, dedicated to figuring out who the imposters are, and it's solved by Laius barking like a dog.

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>that backstory in the most recent chapter
Damn, Farlyn is such a precious little brocon cinnamon roll. Laius doesn't deserve her.

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What? The guy is willing to get one of his legs severed for her. That is going beyond the duty of an older brother.

>that "no way fag" look on the middle left elf

The aryan elf, kill the nig elf.

to THIS?!!

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Hope you like lazy fatasses with zero self-control then.

to this

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You're just looking in the wrong place. Best elves didn't deteriorate, they just went into space.

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I love them, actually!

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What went wrong?

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She's holding it

No u

>superior body
>superior personality
>superior taste in treats
she'll never live up to her aunt. should just gorge herself on potatoes until her stomach explodes and she dies

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One of the theories is that she's a half elf and her dad was a human who died of old age or related aging complications. It's not a cast iron theory right now, it mostly hinges on it being odd that her mother has to explain that as an elf she'll naturally outlive people in relation to her dad dying (if her dad was also an elf) and that we've seen a dream image of her mother but nothing of her father.

That or she's just kind of a dopey looking person.

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This thread

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/d/ crossboarders should be banned as well as the tards who fell for this b8 thread

>people post this gross shit all the time
>"I-It must be bait! You guys are idiots for responding to it!"
Guess that includes you, who by your own logic is a fucking retard. See you in never, dumb fuck.

If you really hate it you could've just let the thread die you know. Something tells me you're actually tsundere as fuck.

she's just very plain

there is no fucking way that's what she looks like

absolutely nothing

I love how Sako is so sadistic she's literally masturbating over the thought of dominating FNC. I was quite shocked when I saw this scene the first time.

Yeah, being chosen by a literal god is the same as being born a certain way. DunMes would be just the same if Marcille was a member of your example

Plump rump bump!

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Auntie's body won't be superior until ALL her muscle melts away into pure soft, droopy blubber. As it stands, she's too "fit" to be a best. Personality-wise, I can appreciate how greedy she is, and how aggressive and stubborn we've seen she can be. Imagine her chasing down an ice cream truck or threatening shop owners at swordpoint to give her ice cream.

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*what went right

War..... has changed

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Back in 2002 or so before I got into anime or even had internet to be able, in a fantasy magazine, I saw an article about anime fantasy and they used a pic of Deedlit in a diving suit, zip open like this (but it was a full body suit which was better).
Took me a lot of time to realize there was no technology/modern stuff like that in Lodoss and they just used something they found on the net.
Anybody has that image, perchance?

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okay, ou are disgusting faggot. You don't compare to inflation fetishist yet, but you should feel ashamed to walk under the sun. Scat tier IMHO.

But that's an upgrade, user.

The tall Laius was hobbit's mental image.

user, your low-test is showing. Put it away.

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This thread is disgusting and needs correction.

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>Thread still here, in all its debauchery.

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Disgusting half-dead starving children in swimsuits isn't "correction". What we need is plump, fertile goddesses who are glowing with life and health!

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You know what must be done.

You need Jesus and slim elves in your life.

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You need Lord Brosnan and HEALTHY bunny women in your life.

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Stop posting Yuusha.

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Never. Lord Brosnan's will is eternal.

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ys was better

Don't feed the troll he's fat enough (IRL probably).

You have no idea what a burden the american landwhales are for doctors/medical workers.

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I remember reading a Lodoss doujin when I was little about elves getting fucked by animals. Really sent me down a dark road

>Implying they're not making the doctors rich with all the emergency heart operations and liposuctions

Seira is wife material

Why the hell do people keep thinking fat people are actually interested in other fat people? The majority of chubby chasers are fucking twigs, the contrast is half the point.

It just drains resources, you have to go to Zoo and pay to use their CTs and so on. And al the strain injuries in personnel that has to manipulate a dood like that shitposter, when they have to perform anything on it. Not to mention the horrors when you have to get it out of the house.

Because it's just easier to call anyone you don't like (i.e. fatposters) fat.

nice larping lardy
you are a cute loli, I get it.

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Oh, well. The beauty of delicious greedy landwhales is the sheer excess that they can afford to hedonistically indulge in, while the poor masses starve and rot

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>girl becomes instantly sexier with those glasses on
How.

>pointing out obvious shit is larping

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How indeed. She's better without glasses.

But that's wrong.

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Swirly glasses look stupid as fuck

This isn't healthy, it's terminal. She doesn't have more than 10 years.

Maybe you just got shit taste.

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She's not human, she'll be fine since her body works differently.

By Odin I hope you are just funposting.

>

More like fapposting

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Just make her big enough to fall in on herself and become a black hole. This is still smalltime.

so now you are a robot, fatso? But still a small, lean one. Yeah I get it.

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You're taking reactions images way too seriously, dude. Not everyone is some avatarfaggot.

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I like it when you can see though the glasses and they are large. Looks good in anime though not IRL

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>elf thread on Yea Forums
>devolved into fatfags from /d/ continuing to shill their shit fetish
Not surprised, just disappointed.

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It wouldn't be a problem for you if you were straight.

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>implying I bump b8 threads
susaga newfags

Marriage seems to be the most obvious reason in most cases.

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What annoys me as a fat fetishist is the blobspammer uses saved samples from pixiv. And the fact that blobs are objectively shit tier.

>today mods weren't faggots
Colour me surprised.

And the fact that he shits up unrelated threads.

He shits up related threads as well.

For me it's the opposite. There's just something I find so appealing about glasses that are so opaque you can't see the eyes at all.

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It probably has to do with it basically being a mask. It creates a desire to know more about the lady behind the glasses. It's why shit like 2B is so popular.

The fuck happened to this thread?

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Blobspammer

It was improved.

Christ, how did she even get all of those scars?

>this thread

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Well if that's the case I can't wait for marriage!

To this.

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They're circles though, her eyes distorted by the glasses.

This swirly eye bullshit is from artists that saw stuff like Naru's glasses and didn't get it.

Americans.

This upset me. She isn't even real and I feel sorry for her.

Why?

>someone tall
Scandinavian people being tall is a recent thing if wikipedia is anything to go by

unironically the hottest scene in that manga

Same.

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Fattening elves to a plump form > fat blobs.

epic

What about fattening elves to a blob form?

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she is 12, poo-chan fans are basically lolicons/pedophiles

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Depends on the elf.

I guess that's fair. Though Erufuda would be perfect as a hedonistic blob, let's be honest here.

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Remember. Nothing shit on elves harder than kuroinu. At the very least those fat elves can somehow still fight but kuroinu popularized the elves and dark elves (specially the latter) must be for raping.
Therefore, hate on kuroinu and be neutral on elf-san always.

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another /d/ thread with just fat shitposting, color me shocked. wouldnt be suprised if you guys are also the same anons in the gay futa threads too.

>anons like one fetish
>so that means they must be responsible for every other completely unrelated fetish!
You're not very bright, are you?

well it is a manga from an artist whose known for having a big fat fetish

sure thing cocklover

and it attracts cancer as you can see by this thread

I exclusively fap to loli and I genuinely look down on you people

I'll take that as a no, then.

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wew not even denying it are you, straight from /d/.

Deny what? I wasn't even the one posting all the fatshit you moron.

I wish we had another shithole continent to send all the warhammer fans to so they could fap to their retarded 2clown shit without any sane people with better taste hearing them

>I swear I wasn't posting my shitty fetishes
go back

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When will kyhu overcome her sameface issue?

That's something most artists struggle with, so probably never.

Yes, space elves are best elves

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I mean are you surprised given what Meth's original doujin works were about?

Imagine being this paranoid.

What about fat lolis?

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Odd question, but what font is that?

Fatposters need to be turned into fertilizer

To this day i could never figure out what Deedlit saw in Parn.

He's the protagonist.

at least we're in agreement that fat fetishes are cancer

Then why are you in this thread

Elves are made for the BHC

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You can ask that for the majority of harem MCs.

>what is the fair folk

only cancer is trap ones

For the same reason Pirotess liked Ashram; he did a bunch of heroic stuff. Elf girls are especially weak to heroes because elf guys are so fruity.

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>all these thin elves
Gross.

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To bitch, why else?

This but Kuroniu shits on everybody and everything. Burn it with fire.

stay mad

L-lewd.

Not heavy metal and rapey enough

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Take your meds already.

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Disgusting.

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