Give one good reason why they shouldn't be together other than contrarianism (butthurt over main girl endings)...

Give one good reason why they shouldn't be together other than contrarianism (butthurt over main girl endings)? I hope the author pulls a Kuroneko on you chuuni lovers.

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Kazuma and Megumin have better chemistry, and Aqua is too dumb.

it would be out of character for aqua if that happened, not to mention MC has better chemistry with the rest of the group over her.

I want Aqua to piss into my mouth.

See, the problem is that it would just be refreshingly pure water, warm from her body heat, and not actual piss, so the humiliation you would wish to experience wouldn’t actually happen. Instead you would just have a woman’s pussy right above you, and after the refreshing Aqua-scented water, what would stop you from eating her out, the way the humiliation would have stopped you before?

What would stop you from dominating her, making her scream in pleasure, fucking her until she’s pregnant with your demigod spawn?

Nothing, that’s what. But a degenerate like you doesn’t want that. You just want to be humiliated. Well, it’ll be humiliating later, I suppose, when she demands child support for your demigod infant child, and then blows all the money at a casino.

why would a man fuck his pet dog?

You don't fuck screeching chimps, that's how you get Aids.

KAZUMA A KEK KAZUMA A KEK KAZUMA A KEK

she has the best chemistry with kazuma but author is a faggot who listened to pedos so he's going to make it happen for megumeme, nothing we can do other than drop this piece of shit series

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Aqua should be with him there’s literally no other logical ship, they slept next to each for months and he used to beat off to her

Aqua doesn't deserve it

>I hope the author pulls a Kuroneko
Wow, rude.

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See I like Megumin and Kazuma but I also like Darkness and Kazuma even though I know it's not gonna happen. These two feel more like siblings.

Best girls only win in superior manga (like Nisekoi).

>doesn't know what the hell chemistry is
>uses his dick to make decisions about shipping
>generally sucks dick

OP, why you gotta be so gay?

The fuck is wrong with her left hip?
It’s eating her swimsuit

They're one of the few genuinely good relationships between a male lead and a female lead without any hint of romance getting on the way.
It would be a real damn shame to ruin that just for some romance out of nowhere bullshit, specially when Megumin has already been properly set up as a fitting mate.

Kazuma and Aqua have the best chemistry in the whole cast.
>it would be out of character for aqua if that happened,
This is on-point.

Because Aqua is a dumb, useless shadow of a goddess who only knows how to yell "KAZUMAAAA" obnoxiously while performing shitty parlour tricks.
Kazuma a shit as well but at least he's funny with the personality of a chad so by default he ultimately deserves better than a screaming meme masquerading as a goddess.
Megumeme is better simply because shes more usefull. She doesnt attract literal corpses and she isnt a bumbling fucking retard. She's flatchested and short which is objectively better than tall with monstrous mega milkers.
AQUA A SHIT

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Wait, this is really leaning the loli win route? Didn't expect that shit.

She has quite literally offered him a handjob, and not in some vague roundabout way either.

His dick wouldn't be able to appease her.

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never noticed btw I was staring at the skin rather than the shape

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Why don't you give me one good reason as to why they should be a thing. I love their relationship the way it is, a funny duo consisting of two shameless assholes. Mixing in some forced romance is just unnecessary.

She's fucking retarded why would he choose her?

Because they have a more platonic chemistry than Kazuma has had with anyone else.

She's shit. And a war criminal.

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>screenshot
Is that actually the plot of this?
I don't keep up with this stuff.

Yes also
>Eris is original goddess of Isekai Australia
>Aqua is original goddess of Earth
>Flock of followers determines goddess strength
>Suddenly it's Aqua, who has no business meddling with Isekai, starts sending faggots there
>They proceed to fuck up Isekai even more
>But start a decently sized Axis church cult, worshipping Aqua
It's all Aqua fault and she did it for power.

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fuck, now I want her to piss in my mouth

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>What would stop you
Anxiety ED.

>Aqua can hydrate you and reinvigorate your stamina with support spells
>naughty marathon for months
>YFW YWN

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First girl doesn't always win.

>pulls a Kuroneko

Does Kazuma even have a biological sister anyway?
Since thats the biggest reason I didn't like it.

>one good reason
Kazuma having good taste.
aqua is a piece of shit that never does anything (other than trouble) or even shows any gratitude to kazuma until after he slays the devil king, kazuma is right to ignore that gold digger cunt that is only in it for the chance to go back to heaven since her incompetent ass could never save the world. That's an obvious worst girl if I ever saw one.

Because Aqua doesn't deserve to be abused

>Give one good reason why they shouldn't be together
Because they're both unnattracted to each other and have stated so multiple times.

I really don't understand why it's so important that they end up together.

Because Eris-sama is better, just accept, axisfaggots.

She’s a bitch who gets off to torturing others mentally.
Kazuma deserves better.

Aqua's dumb genes shouldn't mix with the chad kazuma's. That's all there is to it.

Aqua is the mascot character. Do you ship a Precure with one of the annoying little animals? Do you ship Luffy with Chopper? Do you ship Sailor Moon with Luna?

No. Protagonists do not get shipped with mascots.

absolutely based and axis pilled

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>I-It's not like i LIKE you or anything, b-baka!

Their child would be the personification of scum so I'd rather not see that happen.

They're both a couple of retarded pieces of shit so I can honestly say they deserve eachother in that way. Aqua should be stuck with a whiny prick who'll torment and insult her even while she's pregnant with his children and Kazuma should be chained down by a raging bitch who won't grow up one bit even after raising four children with him. They both deserve it.

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>pic
Is it art or doujin?
Aqua is mostly furious with lack of reverence from Kazuma side, being goddess and all that. Look at how Mitsurugi is treating her.

She needs to become more like Eris first, maybe then she could get some worship.
>mitsurugi
She mostly ignores him too, aqua's just a cunt in general.

If you want Aqua-like character that has actual sexual relationship with MC character, then turn on Okamoto.
Don't bother with that here.

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>she could get some worship.
She got enough as is: Axis is all fervent believers, hence their magical prowess and Demon Lord trying to poison their financial base.
>She mostly ignores him too
She takes him for granted because that's how 100500 her other followers are.
>aqua's just a cunt in general
Well yes, a dumb one too.

Just an instant loss 2koma pic, which has recently become a new favorite tag of mine, look it up if you haven't already. Aqua is pretty much perfect for it.

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They have more of a sibling relationship than a romantic one.

sauce of this one?

There's not whole lot of translated Konosuba doujins user.

If Okamoto taught me something, then it's that turning bwaka character into sexual addict, may be not good idea.

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You're not allowed to post it here without sauce.

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Not knowing this manga is one thing, but not knowing who is Okamoto is alarming.

>breeding with idiots

women?

Yes you sure showed me user I'm shamed as naked Megumin in public bath.
So what about the source?

Shame for you not knowing author of Elfen Lied, Nononono or Gokukoku no Brynhildr:
mangaupdates.com/authors.html?id=262
The source is his latest manga.

>Parallel Paradise
Kek fuck that shit. Even I have standards.

Did you even read it?

Yes half a chapter. It was enough. Telling me
>it gets better
Is no use because you would just remind me of that one faggot who convinced me to waste time watching picrelated.

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>not reading even actual start.
Ok, this is what makes faggot from you.

>women must fuck MC or they die
No about of baiting would convince me to spend even a second on that shit. Cry me a river.

Retards are not romantic partners. They're third-wheel mascots.

>about
*amount

>Kazuma and Megumin continue to date or whatever
>Eventually Aqua starts going out more, going MIA from quests, and nobody knows what's up
>Idiot Team decide to follow her
>She has a boyfriend and it's sickeningly sweet and awkward, none of Aqua's usual behavior since she has no clue what to do
>Kazuma for some reason can't explain why he fucking hates it and Boyfriend-kun even though it's making Aqua extremely happy.
>Kuzuma sabotages the relationship out of spite and for maximum bullying
A little too harsh if you think about it for more than a second but I bet it'd be hilarious.

No need for baiting. This protagonist is actually doing his job.

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>MC is having sex
Literally any other serialized manga with sex in has better premise than this shit.

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But neither has Okamoto's level of "fun" plot.

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>fun
This "fun" looks like something FUNA would write if he was into smut.

He isn't?

No it's hard to say if he's anything in particular because his novels look like 12 y/o would cough up with zero planning groundwork.

Whatever dude. I just say, that if you liked neither of Okamoto's previous works, you will like this one too. Sexual scenes never were so fun.