F
Another one bites the dust
Isaac Long
Jacob Scott
I'm going to go out tonight and buy a packet of Jello in her memory
Ian Murphy
The curse continues
Colton Hughes
Ouch. Now he'll never be able to play the game
Bentley Davis
All of the horses are going to be dead by the time the game comes out.
Somebody update the chart.
Andrew Harris
I thought it was a site that has Musume torrents or the series itself died.
You scared me for a moment
Charles King
>15
That's fairly young for a horse. Isn't average life expectancy into their 20s?
Daniel Davis
Yes. Racehorses are miserable though. I don't think most racehorses even make it to 15.
Michael Williams
rest in piss
Angel Allen
FUCK. THE ANIME IS KILLING THE HORSES.
Sebastian Reed
Weird shit, I live there. I see horse boxes drive by all the time, I could have been 20 feet from this horse without knowing it.
I like Daiwa Scarlet more anyway, so no big loss.
Aiden Jackson
Kinda hilarious when you thinking about this way when the sequel come out all the horse will be dead and the anime pretty Zombieland Saga horse edition
Daniel Lewis
>Zombie horse Saga
would watch
Aiden Smith
They shouldn't have animated horses near old age.
It's kinda depressing.
Camden Barnes
yeah, around 25, Vodka died young
Owen Jenkins
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
Owen Clark
Another one bites the dust
Hudson Anderson
cute vodka
Brody Stewart
C-CUTE HEESE
Aiden Fisher
>kills horses
>still no subs
fucking anglosphere, not even once
Colton Campbell
Vodka is super cute but to this day I don't know what the gadget on her neck is supposed to mean
Hunter Morgan
Now who will Scarlet beef with?
Gabriel Sanders
>beef
Anthony Hall
moo
Jacob Taylor
At this point Haru Urara is going to start winning races by default.
Brandon Perez
Urara's 23, don't hold your breath.
Owen Stewart
>El condor pasa
Nani?!?!?!
Andrew Butler
El didn't live long, colic's a bitch
Matthew Smith
Girly Vodka is fucking dangerous for my heart
Dylan Cox
>Vodka had a foal with Frankel, the greatest race horse in history
Holy shit that foal had better be fucking overpowered considering its pedigree
Anthony Thomas
>Only Scarlet and Gold Ship are still alive
Nathaniel Diaz
Didn't get much of it in the OVA, sadly
His best placements are second and third at G3s this year, in G2s last year he was 12th and 17th, 10th at Kinko Sho a month ago. Doesn't look all that strong.
Matthew Ortiz
They just get isekai'd.
Evan Thompson
Racehorses are far more fragile than normal horses.
Jackson Price
Even deader than her threads haha
Isaiah Thomas
cute navel
Jeremiah Jones
Lewd navel
Leo Williams
Oliver Peterson
Alright, I'll finally get around to finishing the umas show this weekend
Luke Howard
yay
Brody Gray
So he's a fucking jobber.
Thomas Cox
How depressing, the game is never gonna come out and if by some miracle it does all the horses will be dead.
Blake Brown
Yeah. He's four years old this year, so this is basically his last chance to show up and get some wins.
Benjamin Reyes
El Condor Passed away
Ethan Miller
>tfw your favourite didn't show up in the OVA
Owen Hernandez
jesus
Isaac Davis
Does this decrease or increase the chances of doujins
Jordan Brown
Fuck me they're talking about an actual horse.
Oh well, I am disappointed.
Jordan Murphy
haha
Robert Foster
Based retard
Brayden Thompson
All the real-life horses will be dead before the game comes out.
Connor Jones
who cared about the game where are the subs for the rest of the ovas
Juan Cooper
Horse cock
Blake Gray
What's JP PETA's stance about race horse treatment? Those are a lot of dead horses.
Owen Butler
Fuck if I know, but horse races are too big of a business for some hippies to stop it.
Evan Smith
Horse racing is one of just 4 sports you can legally bet on in Japan. It'll literally never go away.
Nicholas Morgan
She was the glue holding us all together.
Jace Diaz
I really liked this show, I'm sad it's dead
Gavin Davis
umayon shorts soon, surely
Christopher Long
Maybe that's what they're waiting for. So what's it going to be? Your beloved horses, or your game?
Jayden Perez
>PETA
You mean the organization that kills 95% of the strays they pick up yet they still have the nerve to ask you to donate 10 bucks a month?
James White
My waifu Goldship is still alive
Juan Roberts
What did I miss?
Elijah Davis
F.
Thank you.
youtube.com
Gavin Parker
A 14 year old congratulating death because he thought it was the seiyuu
Adam Morgan
>Cow still alive
all is right
Nathan Bailey
Now she is glue
John Hall
>my favorite horse is dead
What's the point? There isn't enough Vodkafags to mourn with.
Jose Reed
Cow wins, as always
Matthew Young
Haven't ever done research on her before, but I think that she would've appreciated our consideration.
Nathan Ross
there are few tomboys lovers when it was airing
Blake Williams
Please hurry, game. The horses are waning.
Julian Johnson
Jaxon Wilson
Oh yeah I saw her shill those in yesterday's pakatube, what's that about? Stickers? Or is it something digital like the Line stamps or whatever those were called?
Chase Myers
Angel Powell
I thought they turn them into dog food nowadays
Zachary Wright
Hold on, I'm getting an idea here...
John Garcia
she'll bite your dick it's not worth it man
Jack Lewis
why spechan is so cute
Angel Collins
I bet this is also Cygames' fault somehow.
Blake Nelson
I should buy a horse.
Thomas Smith
You'll switch on the game for the first time, only to be presented with a menu of dead umas, each slumped forward over a school desk, slowly decomposing. The game will consist of earning carrots to wave in front of your umacorpse of choice, but nothing you do will ever elicit a single movement from the lifeless body of your former horsefu. Because she's dead.
John Thompson
Jace Gomez
Still would play.
Jason Thomas
thoroughbred? pony? draft horse? horse thread in /an/ is beautiful
Luke Wright
I would marry a horse.
Owen Walker
>all the horses will die before the game releases
Landon Martinez
>horses will become extinct before the game releases
Anthony Johnson
Good.
Gabriel Sanchez
So they said that actual Horses dont exist in the Uma world, so what did humanity use instead?
Where medieval wars faught with knights being carried by Horse Girls?
Joseph Roberts
Is it safe to assume horse girls based off of male race horses have big futa cocks?
Eli Jackson
Donkey? Camel?
On the other hand, i wonder will there be Pony Musume in Uma world and they're all lolis.
Joseph Martinez
If you were to translate this to the horse girls, doe that mean they die young too?
Aaron James
Ryan Adams
It's People Eating Tasty Animals after all.
Isaiah Fisher
They have to all be dead in order to show up in the game, silly!
Jaxson Butler
SHE JUST HAD HER BIRTHDAY YESTERDAY AND NOW SHE'S DEAD SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK IS UP
Ryan Morris
The nation's heart is going to break when Haru Urara dies.
Kevin Sullivan
This sounds like the kind of thing that would become a meme and absolutely blow all other mobage out of the water for two weeks.
Ryder Brown
She died 1 day before her birthday.
Carson Long
so you're saying she got an early birthday present.
Alexander James
NEW HORSE
Josiah Nelson
she actually died in april 1st local time
Lucas Campbell
Grayson Green
Jordan Barnes
Nathan Clark
Logan Morales
David Ramirez
William Thompson
Caleb Watson
Owen Roberts
Gavin Evans
Luis Smith
Evan Hernandez
Carter Myers
Colton Green
Noah Barnes
Camden Foster
Joshua Gutierrez
Brody Foster
GOLSHI STILL LIVES
GOLSHI IS INVINCIBLE
Chase Kelly
goddamn I love this autistic hors
Nolan Peterson
I'm glad someone saved my webm. Just look how cute he is. Here's recent golshi video.twimg.com
Nathaniel Phillips
Cooper Parker
majestic golshi twitter.com
Owen Davis
Lincoln Morgan
Noah Clark
Christian Taylor
Zachary Lee
Charles Edwards
Henry Allen
Fuck Pmichael the het shitter!
Robert White
Parker Morales
Zachary Gray
Julian Hall
A twisted race where the last one living wins.
Leo Gonzalez
Jordan Roberts
Jaxon Ross
Cameron Morris
>The curse
Of mortality?
Alexander Rivera
Nathan Cox
Julian Martinez
Logan Gutierrez
Maybe when every single one dies they can actually release the game?
Hudson Torres
Matthew Hughes
Carter Green
Cameron Ward
Spe-chan is dead ;_;
Eli Young
Gorudo shippu is too cute.
John Foster
Vodka died a cake? What a shame.
Xavier Green
What the fuck
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Aaron Martinez
Gabriel Bell
Carter Bell
fuck you eru-chan you garbage horse you only went to france to job there
Easton Perry
Cooper Foster
Kevin Cruz
Jayden Phillips
Daniel Thompson
It's a fucking horse
Get a grip.
Luke Roberts
Parker Carter
Can you order meat made from former race horses?
Nolan Rivera
Elijah Russell
Evan Perry
abubu please don´t stop godamn
Oliver Flores
Probably made for somewhat decent sashimi at least.
Carter Adams
Levi Nelson
Carson Hernandez
Kayden Campbell
Tyler Rivera
Noah Campbell
Jackson Allen
Colton Bennett
Joseph Thomas
biggest cow
Carter Sullivan
Logan Brown
Adrian Wood
Angel Jackson
Robert Wilson
Jose Cook
Carson Myers
Caleb King
Yeah racehorses have notoriously short lifespans.
John Miller
>I don't think most racehorses even make it to 15.
You're being very generous with 15.
They're notoriously inbred and they're liable to crippling injury.
Cameron Turner
Juan Mitchell
Sebastian Morris
Landon Reed
Lucas Morris
Eli Russell
Benjamin Torres
Grayson Smith
Carter Jenkins
Jason Bell
I'M GOING TO KEEP KILLING ONE HORSE PER MONTH UNTIL CYGAMES RELEASE THE GAME
Asher Wright
Dominic Sanders
Where's S2? Why are shows that don't deserve a second season get one but Uma Musume doesn't?
Jason Campbell
Connor Morris
cause it flopped
Joshua Hernandez
Jackson Lee
Landon Foster
if only...
Daniel Gutierrez
Christopher Cooper
Christian Wood
Samuel Butler
1 YEAR OF PREREGISTRATION
Y
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Christian Allen
Adrian Bennett
Kayden Myers
racehorses typically die by 10 from health issues, and it's not uncommon for them to die sooner from an injury
Levi Clark
Isaac Stewart
Michael Lee
Matthew Mitchell
Asher Clark
KING JOBBER
Tyler Hall
Levi Perry
Robert Scott
anal horse
Logan Martin
Noah Davis
Adam Butler
Brandon Bennett
Nice image dump.
John Lewis
Luke Cooper
Daniel Morales
Logan Cox
Brayden Parker
Cameron Ortiz
Josiah Ortiz
Joshua Morales
Kevin White
Luis Foster
Aiden Butler
Andrew Harris
there can be only one
Christian Flores
Jason Edwards
Justin Williams
deader than the subs
Jayden Martin
>jailed for youtube crimes
Luke Stewart
Jaxon Clark
Gavin Taylor
William Perry
Xavier Reed
Joshua Morales
Gavin Myers
Post cosplays of cute horses!
Connor Lee
Benjamin Torres
Jace Jackson
Kayden Perry
Adam Collins
Robert Rogers
What if I get an uma and then leave her tied up in a closet?
Cameron Martinez
Something something retirement if they don't die from some sickness or grave injury.
Aiden Young
your uma will die from the depression, don't do it nigga
since their bodies are mostly human it's safe to assume they can heal more easily and recover, so early deaths aren't nearly as common
Joshua Rogers
Assuming 80 years avg life expectancy in humans, a horse dying at 15 is somewhat like a human dying at 45.
Christopher Parker
>so early deaths aren't nearly as common
We can't tell much about it since there hasn't been a retired veteran horsegirl past her 20s(in-series wise) introduced yet.
Oliver Thompson
True, everyone's kind of orbiting the young adult ages. I guess they don't want to mention the aging (and parenting) issue, since with so many horses from different ages and often related in many ways, it'd only wanna make people ask "why is this '80s horse a schoolgirl but this '90s horse is in its uma forties"