Alright this is bullshit. How did she do that in chess?

>watching boobies - the anime
>not liking boobs
>at all
yeah, yeah, you like the midget, we get it. wrong show, if you ask me, but hey, if you're having a good time..

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Sometimes I do wonder if midget faggots are all fucking brainlets. What do you guys think?

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shut up, titlet

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Obligatory

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just like lelouch

There are two obvious ways you might legitimately be holding two of your own men simultaneously in chess.

a) Castling. Then, you're holding king and rook.

b) Pawn promotion. You might pick up a pawn on the seventh rank whilst holding the piece you're going to replace it with and hold them like that. You would be holding a Pawn and a Rook/Knight/Bishop/Queen.

I can't make out what the two men are, though. The nearer one looks weird. Is it supposed to be a knight? Give link to video?

Did chess skill came with retarded spacing or it's just your personal flaw?

Konosuba chess isn't chess. Apparently yelling "explosion!" and flipping the board is a legit move.

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Jesus Christ, who's making the movie? I hope it won't be as QUALITY as these were.

S A G G Y
A
G
G
Y

I still don't get what's going on with their tits. Are they just not wearing bras?
Would that really be a good idea around Crapzuma?

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Lewd chuuni.

>good idea
It's not a bad one: he feels nothing for Aqua and refuses Darkness even after being pushed down by her. Fucking faggot, fuck that hack author.
>muh type is big-boobed oneesan
>hooks up with a washboard
Every fucking time, even picrelated faggot is more consistent in his tastes.

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Those aren't her pieces, they're Megumin's. She took two of her pieces at once
> Did chess skill came with retarded spacing or it's just your personal flaw?
> Did chess skill came with retarded spacing
Is dyslexia your personal flaw?

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I know that goofy and cheap animation is part of Konosuba's charm, but there is honestly no excuse for something this goddamn ugly. You can be funny without looking like dogshit.

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No it's acquired through the virtue of being born ESL. Nice spacing though.

obligatory to your obligatory

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Darkness has a shitty personality and she's a bland character. Megumin is cute and entertaining. If he were gonna go after a character with big tits it'd have to be Wiz.

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Ah, OK. In that case it's just silly I think.

Firm Aqua > Saggy Aqua

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>shitty personality
Nah fuck you, she's fine: hard M woman can't be shitty.

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I prefer my Konosubas with assets.

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Look at those mana tanks.

I think some people have forgotten just how budget KonoSuba was. The fact it did so well was part of the success story.

Those women will never drown.

DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW

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Doujins where she is obviously really horny but without being overtly slutty are the BEST

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She's only good for ugly unlikable fucks like you who's only chance of getting laid is finding a girl who gets off from being miserable

I want to milk this cow.

>girl who gets off from being miserable
So any proper female?

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Maybe you should stick to some other imageboard dedicated to your native language then. Alternatively you could improve your English before you start calling shit retarded so you don't look like a massive retard yourself.

>he stopped double-spacing
user you're such a tsun, that's cute.

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Except I never used double spaces to begin with fucktard. Do you even know what a double space is?

Yes it's retards on reddit and dumb strays like this use If it's not you - congratulations on being false-flagging twat.

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No, that's not me. The fact that I replied to that dude in the same post where I called you dyslexic should make that obvious. Also that's not double spacing. Those are paragraph breaks. If you hadn't dropped out of school you'd know the difference.

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>MCbowl winner is decided by polls
why do they do this?

I want to make Darkness a happy miserable woman

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How would she react to being punched right in the fucking nose? Would she enjoy it or would that be too much?

I don't get it, why didn't Kazuma go for Darkness or Wiz if they both fit his type of women? Dealing with either of their flaws can't be that much work to him.

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Is being a decent man the only way to really torment her?

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Is Kazuma truly a decent man?

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Paragraph breaks are for paragraphs, retard.
They're only justified when you typed in hundreds character worth of text, not 1-2 sentences.
There's zero reason to waste space like this on an imageboard. If you're too underage to understand it - consider chatting on google docs or reddit.

Because megumeme got too popular and author even did a poll on who should Kazuma hook up with.
Coward tactics to avoid otaku hunting author down and toppling the series.

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How did she do that in chest?*

He's a supreme gentleman.

How else do you propose he space his post out, you fucking baboon? A big-run on list in a single line? He preceded a list with a statement, proceeded to list out those elements, and then made a separate comment. The way he formatted his post was entirely legitimate. I can guarantee you're just a projecting Redditor trying to fit in.

>ESL
Well, that explains it, too.

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>he needs t be weak-willed enough that, despite my love for him he's easily strung along by another woman's affection
What if kazuma is playing 5d chess by rejecting Darkness on purpose just to make her lust for him harder so she has to beg Megumin to let her have a go at Kazuma, thus aiming at an eventual threeway?

I thought they did fairly well with what they had. I mean you had some pretty choppy animations here and there like Aqua's freak out in the episode where Kazuma breaks his neck. Doesn't bother me too much though because they did a pretty amazing job of depicting an incredibly cozy setting that I thoroughly enjoyed.

He has an alright body

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I want Darkness and Midori to share Kazuma

He believes in gender equality.

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He's trash but he's trash with a heart of gold. Not a very big heart of gold, but a heart of gold nonetheless.

It's a heart of lead. If you find a magic girl, she might make gold out of it.

Why not do a harem end or multiple endings to avoid otaku hunting?

>double-spacing even the first sentence
>putting empty line between each 1-2 sentences
Fuck off, only retards or reddittors space like that.

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Did Megumin or Eris make it gold?

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real 4channers never use punctuation or capilization or press the enter key and they dont go back to correct misspelled words either youd know all of this if you werent reddit but youre reddit that means im right and youre wrong and im better than you and can feel good about myself

You know you've got a serious obsession with Reddit. Like you can't even refute that dude's points. Did someone from Reddit kill your family or fuck your mom?

>Punctuation and capitalization
>On the same level as retarded double-spacing
Each and every one of those faggots eventually confess they do it because "it's easier for them to read".
Half of them are phoneposters and another half is blind or dumb enough to get lost in two sentence post, so they put an empty fucking space in between.
Encouraging this lack of focus is an insult to user intelligence and board culture and those aren't paragons of refinement, so it means something.

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>refute
>double-spacing even the very first sentence
There's nothing to refute, anyone who spaces like that is a retard.

>an insult to user intelligence
How low do you have to go for that?

About this low.

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This posting style was on Yea Forums long before Reddit existed boy.

>Retarded shit cannot be ancient.

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Do you not understand what a vertical list is, you complete moron? Do you not understand how to present a vertical list? To reiterate: it is not "muh double Reddit spacing" to precede a list with a statement, then present the elements of that list on following and separate lines.

Honestly, I would just chalk it up to you being an ESL retard, but I can't imagine that things are different in whatever your native monkey language is, so I assume you're just a bottom-of-the-barrel simpleton. This is so dumb as fuck that I'm pretty sure I'm being trolled. If not, then: getitwriteonline.com/articles/vertical-lists/ (don't make me regret sending you that link, I would hate for you to emigrate out of your shit hole and stand a chance at passing the English naturalization test in a decent country because I educated you in some way)

the konosuba crew have custom rules for their games, on of which includes flipping the board with an "explosion" move that can only be used once a day.

I'm told the person in the picture is holding two of her *opponent's* pieces. There's only one plausible way that might come about that I can think of. Some chess players have a habit of picking up a captured piece and fiddling with it (a bit like poker players doing chip shuffles). If you were doing that, and then you played a capture, I suppose you *might* make the capture without putting the other piece down, so temporarily you would indeed be holding two enemy pieces. It would be a bit awkward though; I've certainly never seen it.

P.S. I use whitespace for readability. I've never posted on reddit. Many people tell me to go back there, but I forgive them.

If you need to make a list, you should do it like this:
>Wiz
>Chris
>Darkness
>Guild Girl
>Adventurer A
>Giant Gap
>Megumin
>Aqua
You can fuck right off with your extra space between each item.

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This double-space is justified.
This is not. Especially not the very first one.

That list is upside-down though because Aqua is at the bottom.

Did you frequent Overlord threads?

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you're trying too hard to fit in

Huh? If that's a complicated insult it went over my head. I'm new to Yea Forums (although I've posted in /pol/ and Yea Forums for a while). I don't know what Overlord is.

Not calling those double niggers on their bullshit would clog the thread once they start throwing double-spaced walls of text at each other.
Fuck that scrollfest and fuck you for encouraging it

desuarchive.org/a/thread/175736299/#q175742439

It would be nice if someone would just explain why a moderate amount of whitespace is such a mortal sin. I'm not trolling. It makes things MUCH easier, as far as I can see.

Is it just that people are browsing on phones with small screens, so they want everything as compact as possible?

Your empty line steals thread space and makes me scroll to read other user post. Which I otherwise would not have to do.

In the novels Aqua plays chuuni chess with Megumin quite a lot, and seem perfectly familiar with the rules, yet somehow always looses. I think Megumin might be cheating

I HATE SAGGY TITS

That line isn't from a doujin, though.

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>he's not trolling

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You're watching the wrong show, user. See:
faggot

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Or maybe he's like me and he has a true patrician's taste and prefers Chris.

True but it makes the post itself easier to read, so it's a tradeoff, right?
OK, I might try and cut down on double-spaces a *bit*. Don't expect too much though.

I have a classmate who likes Darkness.What's the best way to tell him he's retarded?

Say you would have taken him for an Aqua guy, since he's so similar to her.

The director is a man of taste.

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That's not the main issue with reddit spacing, you retard, it's about the behavior and mentality of said individual and where it stems from. You're correct but not because of "muh space saving", that's just your autism, user.
Go back already.

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Reminder that it's her birthday in two days.

Jew

Does she really wear this beneath her armor?

Doesn't matter anyway: reddit mods issued a warning for telling double-spacing faggots off.

Lalatina

Nah, normally she just has her body stocking and no underwear

Darkness a slut

I wouldn't know because I don't go to Reddit. You seem to be very familiar with them though.

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you are right about the first one, but please learn how to write proper lists.

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That's not how you write lists on imageboard.

These days you don't have to go anywhere, they come to (you).

> steals thread space
> forcing you overexert yourself by moving your fat sweaty finger to scroll down slightly more than you normally would
Oh sweet Jesus the humanity!

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Exactly. Who do they think they are, sticking out like sore thumbs with their reddit spacing?

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Seems like he's someone who doesn't throw an autistic tantrum every time he sees a line break unlike you.

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Adapt to board culture or fuck off back to rеddit.

It's physics, Jim.

>saggy old hag tier tits
Disgusting.

Telling me to go back is pretty meaningless when I've never been there or know anything about it other than that they like to use old memes to make comics dude.

>holding a queen and rook

Weird ass castling.

Just a reminder that kazuma and megumin have great chemistry and darkness is an unabashed slut who goes from confessing her love one minute to forgetting kazuma exists and literally begging goblins/orcs to fuck her the next. Thats canon by the way.

I'm not your dude, mate.

So when did you guys realize that Aqua was Best Girl all along?

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I'm not your mate, lad.

I'm not doing it I'm sorry.

We don't call her Dorkness for nothing.

Imagine being an Arch Priest and dating Wiz. Every time you cum inside she experiences a surge of searing pain due to your holy sperm that only enhances the pleasure of orgasm.

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When I had a lobotomy.

Where have you been all my life?

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Boobs are female chest penises anyway.

god bless these saggy tits

p-post more Kazuma and Darkness please

Post the Akito ver.

well she's too kinky for actual torture thats for sure.

Grade F cumdumpster

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Just purify it you damegami.

Although not my favorite, i still fap to Aqua the most so she must be my dick's favorite.

O-O-O-O?
O-O-O-O-O?

The animation isn't bad. It's the art.

>that manga
absolute godtier taste user

She needs a man with an NTR fetish.

>tfw no darkeness gf
why even live ??

>Why not do a harem end or multiple endings to avoid otaku hunting?
>oriemo
NO

this bitch got issues

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I want to play with Lalatina.

I doubt she'd feel it. Her constitution is literally super-human.

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Wait, is the third season airing already?!

Movie adaptation of the chuuni village arc.

Episode 1.

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>man of taste
>didn't ever show Darkness' abs

doesn't dorkness reminded him about his school crush or something, the reason why he's a neet?

Any girl would look good in Aqua's slutty outfit.

It would be a waste on the midget. Just give her Kazumas tracksuit, she got no boobs anyways, so that should be good enough.

maybe she cry a little but love it anyway
almost like any other woman

I want to see Megumeme's bare ass with Aqua's costume though.

just slap her ass silly until it turns blue. done.

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This is a really cool frame
props to the animator

>arm oustretched instead of hugging her

So it's as i though only pathetic losers go for the blonde/darkness

>discomfort, slight disgust, just look at kazuma's face
>no boner, at all

This move would be illegal in fast chess too. The white king is under a double threat from both the black king and the black pawn. Nothing in that wall of text makes even an iota of sense.

Also roll.

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>roll
I've cut my class photo and put them in the lotto bag. What happened after I leave to your imagination.

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It's too late for that now. He'd be in over way his head.

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The only one I was is 26-27 please.

Here goes nothing

Can't remember the last time I did this
Rollen

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Wew, lucky roll. For some reason i dont get something i like...

Ill try once more.

I'm fucking retarded. Let's try it properly this time

give me my lalatina

look at their fucking faces, do people really like this shit?

EWW UGLY TITS

Keeping your arm bent like that to hug her would be very uncomfortable for an extended period of time. That's actually a very comfortable cuddling position.

Rolling for both.

Good fortune, smile upon me!

ROLLIN!

rollin'

bomp