Zoku subs up
Zoku subs up
Zoku subs transform and move out!
Don't lie to me.
Can this series die already?
ep 5 is up
they are making the next series too the monster one i think so gg
My god, those juggs!
why does she offer to fuck an 18 yo boy? one who is friends with her daughter too!
Because she wants to. Nearly everyone wants to fuck him on some level.
where can i find ep 5
there's a french sub available everywhere
why don't you know french, user?
ougi best
>ep 5
Out of how many?
6
Araragi got past more bases with Kanbaru's mother than Kaiki who was too beta to ever confess.
Kaiki is the actual cuck. Can't get over a woman who he never had the courage to confess too.
What sucks is that Kanbaru's grandmother is also suppose to be beautiful but Shaft was too lazy to hire a character design for Kanbaru's grandmother.
Instead, during the scene with Kanbaru's grandmother, the Japanese text for grandma is shown on Kanbaru's eyeball which really really sucks.
Just 6 episodes? That's it already?
it's good becuase kaikifags are cucks too
they both deserve to be punished
I'm not watching it in fucking 720p, that's disgusting. Is there an easy way I can pull the subs out of the mkv and pop them in the raw?
cute darkie kouhai
Kaikifags shill Kaiki to be a badass but the fact is that Kaiki as a grown college student was unable to ever confess to Kanbaru's mother who was also similar aged and it wasn't highschool anymore
And decades later, Kaiki still can't get over here and tries to act cool in front of Kanbaru who just thinks he is pretty weird and he scams children for a living.
This is why Araragi got closer to Kanbaru's mother. He is honest about his sexual desires.
Kaiki just kept everything inside and just remains in denial while being bitter.
Basically, Kaiki is /r9k/. He didn't really save Snake by the way. A true saving of Snake would be not to get rid of the Snake but fuse the Snake with Nadeko like how Hanekawa fused with her apparitions.
Nadeko didn't improve when she moved away as we see in later stories. She is still friendless and now has a super shitty uncute hairstyle.
Stark difference to how Cat turned out who accepted herself.
>immediately pop a boner when loli Hanekawa shows up
I'm too far gone.
MOMMY
>Is there an easy way I can pull the subs out of the mkv and pop them in the raw?
yes
Reverse Nadeko and Reverse Sodachi are fun. I wish the real world got them instead.
Ok how
it's been too long
how did monkey mom die/evaporate? was it part of doll's curse or did she get eaten by the void?
Araragi is lucky to even look at her
Oh god.
muh
Reverse Yotsugi is the best ever
Something is wrong with her boobs?
Thick butt.
She's the cutest.
Thick thighs.
Flat(?) chests.
top kek
Ararararagi is a pedophile though
which is why YOU people like him
He is also what girls beat up to take out their adolescent on the rag moods.
Nipples removed to save bandwidth.
It's animated in 720p. Enjoy your placebo upscale.
To be fair to him on the snake issue, it's not like Araragi was handling it any better. Kaiki did exactly what he set out to do - he tricked her. It's just that instead of outright lying to her he convinced her to lie to herself again, but this time in a slightly more productive way. For his part he did well enough for saving the people who he was asked to save - and even saved Nadeko a little with the same effort.
But by the end of Hitagi End Nadeko is still insane. She never "snaps back" or "breaks free". She continues to be insane, but in her insanity decides to pretend to be sane for the sake of her dream. She doesn't come to terms with her twisted logic. She doesn't resolve her feelings. She doesn't learn to put away the masks. And we don't see a proper resolution regarding the "third voice" that we see in Nadeko Medusa - the one that refers to herself with "me" and actually questions why she's being a slave to circumstance. It's tragically unsatisfying.
As a Nadeko arc that unsatisfying conclusion sucks, but it seems perfectly suited to a Kaiki arc, in an unfortunate way. It's pretty true that the man's a cuck, and really he just cucks himself half the time. More than just not confessing, it's his dishonesty that does him a disservice. For one, being a conman makes him an ass. He also needs to "find a reason" to help someone - refusing to break his persona and believe he just wants to do good. In this way, among others, he really is a poor man's Araragi.
Shinobu better have a MINIMUM of 30 minutes screentime in episode 6
the epidode won't even have that much Araragi
correct, because shinobu will be taking all of the araragi time away
what the fuck
I'M CURED
Shaft confirmed to be based and cultured
Does anyone have a pic of droog Ononoki?
>Kanbaru's papa confirmed cuck.
at least Kiki can feel better now.
Are they?
Lord above I wish I were in such position
>tfw ragi gets to oyakodon with these semen demons
God I wish I were him
Pretty much all anime are. The ones that are actually 1080 are extremely rare.
>tfw you will never meet your cute tomboy friend's cougar mother's ghost
She actually allowed Araragi to fuck her. What the fuck.
Well seeing as she "understands everything within a few seconds" she mostly likely knew what his reaction would be, so that's why she said it.
Our cuckboi nisio should be gangraped by Rich ouji fat niggers
why did he wear the girl's uniform?
He explained why.
No Loli lewd, no fun.
Zoku is really for fans only.
anything past Hanamonogatari is for fans only
what does that mean?
anyone who isn't interested in Monogatari will have stopped watching the new stuff
Well, yeah. The series is so fucking long at this point that anyone still watching it would mostly just be fans.
Which is why he won't do it. He desperately wants a piece of Hanekawa, but always just creeps around, since he knows she won't put put unless he goes out with her alone. People say Kaiki is bad, but this is the dude who says that he is mad Hanekawa made a hero inside herself and is pissy she won't keep the mask and be his shining light, and who never confessed how he loved her even after being called out on it. Why do you think Hanekawa teased him in Nise with the breast ticket? She knew the dude wouldn't do it. Just like Tooe knows he won't. Loli Hanekawa is him not being able to take it anymore, but he only has the stones to go after lolis.
Hmm, I see I see. Yeah, I like big milkers and washboards too.
>Is there an easy way I can pull the subs out of the mkv and pop them in the raw?
That's literally what I did.
How could you?!
She's made for JAV.
How many episodes is it supposed to be in total? I don't want to watch it till I can binge the whole thing.
They actually struck gold with this design. Mommy Gaen is probably the most attractive anime character ever. Shame she's a one off.
6, I think.
Quick rundown?
Rarararagi goes to Kanbaru's house to see if he can find something to help him with his situation in that famous bathhouse. In there he decides to follow their family tradition, get naked and have a bath when suddenly he gets ganked by a milf mama Gaen who turns out to be a ghost and tells him to go at his old highschool in a very... peculiar manner. He puts on his uniform and does just that.
I watched that in theatres having only watched Bake and hall of Nise. At least for me it just seemed like 2 hours of complete random bullshit with nice directing and a hot MILF.
You certainly couldn’t get much out of it unless you already like the style.
>Only watched Bake and Nise
>random bullshit
Well no shit. Why did you even bother to watch it after skipping 13 arcs?
>Skips nearly more than 50% of the show
>"Huh, this doesn't make sense who are these people, why is Araragi wearing a girls uniform, this is stupid.
You're retarded.
MILF
Why is she ntring her husband.
That's called cheating. Get your tag right.
But why
MOMMY
Where does Zoku fall? Is it after he manages to resolve the spooky problem but before monkey has her ghost basketball game?
I want to be milked by her
She's kinda fit too.
That's fucking hot.
Imagine the Oyakodon...
Imagine the SUPER MOMMY that she'll become.
There was a showing before Heaven‘s Feel (for what I came for).
I also understood what was happening because I lurk these threads and know the characters. At least as a movie this felt completely pointless and far too long for it‘s own good.
The friend I went with watched the entire series and had the same thoughts.
Hence the „only for the fans“ part. If you don‘t already like these characters and get enjoyment out of them just talking about pointless shit, you get nothing out of the movie. Then again it‘s like this for most of the series.
Isn't she ntring her daughter though?
Because monkey chose to be the filthy /u/fag she is, her semen priviledge is revoked
>so Suruga's breasts have grown as big as mine now, huh?
just before hana
She is really the most p> owerful specialist.
Ok, so Ararargi is a freshman college student in this scene?
just ended highschool. The whole movie is about him being insecure for his future having lost his identity as a highschool student.
I have lost all interest in this series. The only thing keeping my interest, really, was the cute girls, and the past couple seasons seem to have been totally devoid of any kind of fanservice. All that's left is a dialogue-heavy, pseudo-intellectual "DEEP" story about a teenager and his not-so-believable adventures with ghosts.
They are really pushing the Mrs. Robinson parallel in this.
Him losing his identity as a highschool student but yet not being a college student. Its an identity crisis.
Oh shit!
>Mrs. Gaen, you‘re trying to seduce me
edit fucking when?
Does that mean monkey may still has a chance? (hehehe)
Also secret nipple shot when?
very realistic dialogue and expression
will viewers kill themselves when they see Human Shinobu when Waza is adapted?
According to the design from Zoku, Human Shinobu's look has no difference from the vampire version.
Which kinda make me sad, cuz they are two very different people, the human one literally died and went to heaven. I hope they could make them more identical.
In 5 years?
don't do this to me
Thank you to whomever subs this, I appreciate it a lot and I love you for keeping fansubbing alive.
But I will also wait until all 6 are done cause I'm dumb and I can only binge watch.
it is better that way, every episode ends on a heavy cliffhanger
>So Suruga's breast have grown as big as mine now huh?
While not quite, it would be fair to say Kanbaru can more than hold her own.
You just don't get it, man. This is some deep artistic shit, totally not low-brow otaku pandering.
Underage drinking is so wrong.
Then again, cat's life wasn't all that rosy to begin with so who knows
I'm happy she appeared in loli form again. Now I can't get more doujins.
This is the ideal female body
Yo i got a fake ID tho.
can*
>muh realism
based and redpilled
Someone made a stitch of this, right?
that's not Karen she's got bigger tits and a toned-af body wtf shaft!!
worst body in the series
Doesn't Nise have like a whole page going on about how much Araragi likes Karen's body and feels bad for comparing her in a negative light to Hanekawa?
I just don't understand homosexuals. Why do you people feel the need to voice your opinion?
That‘s literally a plot point.
that's what I get for popping in to a thread about the monogatari season i've yet to watch
I dl'd episodes but havent gotten to them yet. Is pic related from zoku? Because my boner cannot be contained and I don't remember this scene playing before in monogatari series
no
Kaiki always has the option of swindling Kanbaru's grandma into letting him adopt Kanbaru.
nise
when you are horny anyone will look like the perfect girl
you're looking pretty good right now, user
So Ougi appeared as a man in Hanamonogatari because she was currently switched with Araragi? Or wait that happened after this.
Pretty sure Kanbaru's mom is just naturally flirtatious, like Kanbaru. She probably talks that way with anyone.
A natural Stacy.
Ougi is genderless, as far as I can recall she was now bugging Kanbaru cause she still had regrets and self-doubt regarding Rouka and the devil arm.
Too small, only tall karens for me.
that's deluded as fuck
Makes sense with the lines dropped here referencing Hana pretty heavily.
there is more than one Ougi probably
Two OUGI is two many!
Sweet God above.
How can one girl be so perfect?
Boogie both the oogies.
Are there more stories than Hana told from Kanbarus pov?
thanko friendo
no
The program is called Sushi
but user being perfect is her problem
Suruga Bonehead
I want to give Kanbaru my bonehead.
i want to rape kissshot
i want kissshot to rape me
i want to fuck arararagi
Who doesn't?
is just me or kizu's araragi looks like Dio, especially in his first encounter with neko
i want rapeshot to kiss me
On top of being a chad with a smoking hot bod he's also got that vampire charisma. It's not wonder all the women in his life want to jump his bone.
To be honest, not even gay, would let Araragi fuck me
only beta cuck would like a character such as hanekawa
Real math doesn't.
she wants his dick, years later
Musubi math is more like a proper sister to Araragi than his actual sisters. Even if Senjougahara is so unexplainably butthurt about that relationship.
I wish she never had to cut her hair. She peaked like this already.
snail
What was the deal with the ominous music when Tsukihi's washing Ragi's face? Felt completely disconnected from the actual content of the scene.
It's probably the eyes.
Look at the reflection on the water.
God damn actually making me breathe heavily
Yeah, but the music is already fading out at that point when he notices the smirk and there was nothing ominous during the 2 minutes before that. I first got the impression Tsukihi would do something drastic, but it was just her usual shenanigans.
Is this tomboy oyakodon?
Hooray the threads still up and I finally watched it.
It was better than 4.
Brack Hanakawa a cute.
How many episodes?
...
I felt like she was going to kill him.
Can you fuck a ghost? If so then Araragi really should have taken her up on that offer. I don't think she was joking either.
Araragi can kiss molest and probably fuck mayoi. What do you think?
>says she never even washed her husband's back
>still happily does it for araragi
Man she really wanted Araragi's ragi inside her didn't she. Should have just gone for it.
thanks
God I wish this was me.
Monkeymama reminds me of the chapter where araragi asks hitagi about monkey's kinkyness, now we all know why she's kinky, good genes
I'm almost as ripped as araragi now
we're all gonna make it
based straffo
Yeah but you'll never be a vampire. We're all still losers compared to him.
Touché. You didn't have to be so blunt, user.
>taller than her onii-chan in one world
>shorter than her imouto in the other
Karen-chan just can't catch a break.
And yet she's still perfect in both of them.
imagine the smell
You're thinking of Tsukihi.
I generally prefer Bee to Bird, but why choose one when you can love both?
I want to make passionate love to Ougi
Why love both when you can love three in the mirror world?
But that may or may not be gay, senpai
god damn fucking god fucking MOMMY
>that wink
jesus, they could have left it out. it would have been hot enough without it, but they just had to go that extra mile.
I like the way you think! Although I feel like this line of thought ends with loving at least half the cast. Not that I have a problem with that.
You can't add people that want exclusivity though, like crab and cat.
>Don't tell Suruga
But I want oyakodon with a cute tomboy and her hot mom...
It's a weird feeling when a girl who perfectly suits your taste is a bit character who'll appear once or twice in the show.
>that wink sends a pleasant tingle down my spine
Doujins when
>tfw I'll never be able to jump through the screen and bury myself in mommy gaen
fuck...
It doesn't have to be romantic - I can love and cherish them as family. Of course, having either Cat or Crab isn't close to worth it in any case. There are a bunch neither can beat even in a one-one-one, let alone facing them as a group.
Will Suruga be this powerful when she enters her mature years?
people still watch this shit?
>show depicts an abstract character design and abstract set design
>but abstract dialogue is too much to handle
How could a dead mother be so lewd?
Doujin of Araragi traveling back in time to conceive Kanbaru with Tooé when?
>people are only now liking Tooe Gaen
You all disgust me.
>Drunk loli Hanekawa
Holy shit.
why is the soundtrack for zoku so creepy
>mfw when I own the physical compilation of all this guys Monogatari doujin.
Tantabe Kyou draws the hottest Monogatari lolis.
Because it's creepy being in a place where everyone you know acts weirdly out of character.
based straffoLORD
would still love your mother if she was a natural stacy?
I wish I had a hot mom who teased me sexually
she obviously wouldn't tease you, well maybe she would, but she would tease other men/boys too. I don't know how I'd feel about that.
my fucking dick lads
Every time this corpse appears, she moves up my best girl list.
When will this shit be over, every year for the last 5 years I been saying "I'll watch it once it's over" but is never fucking over, at this rate I will never actually watch the damn thing.
>wanted to rewatch everything before watching this
>still on Nise episode 5
The LNs are still ongoing and there are ten more volumes that aren't even adapted yet. Either hop on the train now or wait till your grey and on your deathbed. Then maybe they'll be done with
What happens in the mirror world, stays in the mirror world.
okedaN >>> Nadeko
Sodachi > ihcadoS
Hachikuji-chan > naseeno-ioyaM
Yotsugi > igustoY
CaC > tat > Cat
neraK > Karen
edalb-rednu-traeH noiro-alorecA tohs-ssiK > Shinobu
Kanbaru >>> urabnaK
Tsukihi
Reverse world might actually come out ahead. The only real reason for Araragi not to just start wearing skirts and go with Doll's plan is so he can see Snail's kiddie panties again.
It made him look cute.
Incorrect
Shinobu > Shinoble
Big Snel > Loli Snel
Deep down, Araragi is a girl
Post Ougi please.
It's the daki I own of my wife
Ararararagi has cute feet
I really wish better artists than hammer drew Ougi doujins/lewds.
CAN DOUJIN ARTIST MAKE IT IN TIME FOR THE NEXT COMIKET?
>NBR
>calls him by his name
Nice legs, but a shitty excuse for an imouto.
>that feel when fapped to no Monogatari
Doujin/image set suggestions?
>Shinobu > Shinoble
Repent.
Hitagi Vamp 1-2, Valhallagatari 1-2, Hitagi Frog, Hitagi Family 1-3, Kanbaru Drive, Kanbaru Hana Play, Shinobu Bride.
No way fag
>Sodachi > ihcadoS
Wrong
>Hachikuji-chan > naseeno-ioyaM
Very wrong
>Yotsugi > igustoY
"Are you fucking retarded?" I said with a smug look.
>not liking composed twintails
>neraK > Karen
I've other complaints but this I really must protest. Tall Imouto is one of Karen's most essential idiosyncrasies and a definite charm point.
Honestly, I love a lot of them equally on either side, but Araragi knows and loves the real world ones - and that's reason enough.
Not all imoutos are the same! A true onii-chan loves all his imotous, blood-related or not, because they are his family. Araragi knows this, or did you not watch Nise?
>dubs followed by trips followed by dubs
Checked.
Best girl deserves a full house.
Izuko Gaen btfo as the hottest cake in monogatari?
Kagenui has long surpassed Gaen and Mamaragi as well
What is it about this new outfit that makes Yotsugi so freaking desirable all of a sudden?!
I also love how her blue hair has been standing out so vibrantly in these episodes.
Yet the best she'll get is an empty apartment.
From which she will rule the world.
>this scene
Is it really common for girls to bathe together?
Gaen genetics game too strong. It's the expensive Spirits to the Hobo Wine that is the Lolis or the Cough Syrup that is the HS girls.
It's why Kanbaru is the best HS option, you're taking a chance on the future about a woman who keeps fit, picks a great job which is the perfect amount of cash to socially beneficial and will hit her stride with her Gaen genes.
Kizu Hanekawa was best Hanekawa. Nothing can change my mind.
She becomes a positive Big Boss with her own team of body double bodyguards, a wolfgirl who wants the kitty, we already know Gahara wants it, Araragi is still being weird about it in Musubi, with going back and forth between calling her a true oddity and his soul going full dogeza whenever she is in front of him. I honestly think either she'll be the final boss or Ragi will never get over his twisted feelings for her and just be buds like she wants.
Why are the catfags suddenly out in full force? Big Fat Cat Tats are impressively large, if nothing else, but severely overrated.
>suddenly
Because she is cool, and has cool adventures.
>What is it about this new outfit that makes Yotsugi so freaking desirable all of a sudden?!
Because it reminds you of a sexier character.
Dumb hair
>watches zoku
>"aww man this is bullshit i don't like the series anymore"
that i can understand
>watches zoku
>only watched bake and nise
my fucking dick
Tsukihi is his true imouto and has been since the moment she was born. It's totally different from a girl who just started living with them at some point. He even refers to Sodachi as an osananajimi, not an imouto.
you are retard
So, the deal with her in the mirror world is that she's normally a cat but turns into a loli at night?
>He even refers to Sodachi as an osananajimi, not an imouto.
To be fair that's real Araragi, she is already his childhood friend in the real world.
I'd fuck her
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She has several different sides. Both the cat and the loli count as their own personalities.
You cannot surpass this. Don't bother trying
>sodachi oikura
are there subs that don't cuck names. if your gonna do something retard like put all the names backwards at least do it fucking right.
ihcados arukio
or chidaso rakuio
Post your fav fanart.
So she goes completely off the fucking rails on a futile crusade which will spiral into tragedy even if she succeeds? I think her father didn't beat her enough.
That's not even funny
Ougi promised to take her to the beach
She's always been my favorite heroine. I'm still around to see how Nisio ends her story since the novels are still on-going.
half of these conflicts could be resolved if arararagi stopped being a moody fag
They're basically the same level, it's just cute to see the tough karate girl jumping up and down to be in-frame.
>mommy monkey
>mommy araragi
>milf character
>No bush
Disgusting.
Not at all
Most of their conflicts are self inflicted, so it'd be more accurate to say that they could be solved if "X" stopped being a moody fag.