Goblin Slayer

I still want to know how they think someone with speed but no strength and poison daggers against an armored man with chainmail can win.

I sure do love to read about middle school tier romance in my fantasy action LNs.

That is not what is going to make people mad, is the fact GS used dirty tactics instead of "fighting fair". To these people "fighting fair" would mean GS is getting stronger

It will end next chapter, get over it.

Those people are retarded, fighting smart to not give the opponent the time to injure GG > "fighting fair".

I'll really appreciate if you don't post my wife's picture without our permission

Tell that to them, not me.

>Priestess doesn't get memes, she gets actual drawings of the memes.
Mary Sue...

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No, it's the fact that GS says In a fair fight "I couldn't beat him", that's because the little bitch is faster than him but they assume that he is somehow stronger than GS.

GS never fights fair and square against stronger enemies if he can avoid it. Prep time and dirty tactics has always been his bread and butter.

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> isekai-like

How about calling it a harem anime in a fantasy setting?

Because Magic Knight Rayearth, El Hazard or Leda are isekai too and I'm not quite comfortable with the recent explosion of isekai hijacking the term with their own retarded canon.

Is too late, user.

>Male MC has several female love interests
>Hurr it's a harem!
Why do retards always do this?

I made this thread so translation user can drop the finished doujin.

Didn't he finish that in the last thread?

Guy said he'll dump the final revision on panda later.

Nope, page 17 and some details were still not over.

In the meantime..

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>Priestess knows exactly how do it and lectures Elf.
Excuse me...what?

She's a sneaky girl.

So, taking rapeshit away, GS doujins are:
>Girls trick GS into sex.
>Girls outright rape GS.
>GS is extremely OoC.
DAMMIT! is so hard to make vanilla using logical Character development for someone so broken like GS? Is simple, do a scenario were a girl manages to make him open out and say ALL what he saw that night, then work from here.

Imagine how embarassing it is to get lectured by a human teen when you're some ancient 2000 year old elf

GS is mentally 10 years old.

That's a lot of psychology for wanking to the harem girls getting their cherries popped.

What Can I say? I am a vanillafag.

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That's like expecting to break into a brick wall with a spoon. You'll need time and a full-on anthology to get what you want. A ~20 page doujin cannot believably achieve that, so we're left with your listed three scenarios.

Too much work. It's not like there are many people that expect a serious, well-written story in their porn.

I forgot one, but it only has one example so far.
>Lewd dream.

>Girls outright rape GS.

The best kind of doujinshi.

Kek, even when all them agreed to fuck him, they still "compete" with each other (Except SM, she doesn't care, she only wants sex). Also, is sorta depressing they all say GS still barely reacts...they are basically fucking a sex bot.

Two, if you count the one with wasted potential. It's also the most easily believable, but is a big cliche with no satisfying payoff unless it implies it will be done in real life, which both renders the dream justification pointless and falls back to the listed scenarios.

What? I only know one, which ends with Priestess asking her goddess (who is a goddess of LOVE and FERTILITY) to forgive her for such lewd dream. What is this "waste potential"?

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I am sure the first the one to make what you say is going to be a GSxLancer doujin...

Because that's what a harem is?

I said "taking away (goblin) rapeshit" and that was a nightmare, not a dream. I agree that the artist is wasting it's talents in rapeshit.

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*Though.

Here you go, Yea Forums, have this babu.

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Aren’t you dedicated. You probably know about the recent SMxGS one, though that’s another coercion scenario.
I think it depends on how frequently the girls orbit around the MC. Your typical harem has most of the girls regularly surround the MC in everyday situations, often engaging in catfights for his attention or entering alliances. Main source of drama and/or comedy, after all. Moments where every girl is present in the same space end up becoming a surprisingly common occurrence.
GS and his love interests are doing their own thing for the most part and only occasionally brush up with each other, so it’s a little tougher to put the harem label on. That’s like saying Batman is a harem series because of the girls lusting after him.

THIS

>Catwoman
>Talia al Ghul
>Batgirl
>even Harley Quinn at some point
Yep, the Batman comics are definitely of the harem genere.

Yeah except that he actually fucks them. What makes haremshit shit is the constant blue balling. Haremshit that involves an actual harem is great.

If you include Timm’s Batman iteration, you can add Wonder Woman and even Lois Land into the mix.

Is it really a harem if it's one-sided affection for someone who is both incapable and refusing to let himself become romantically involved with anyone?

Stupid autocorrect.

So you're saying it is a harem series then

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If the MC is unwilling? Totally. This is about the girls’ activities, though

I'd rather have a 2000 year old cute virgin than a 15 year old slut.

If the girls only have eyes for the MC then it is haremshit.

Eh, nandatte?

You had to remind me. The author’s latest work took a turn for the retarded too.

Oh dear, did Guild Girl win?

What? I am confused, remind you what?

Haganai

Please elaborate.

I suppose Haganai, and the new series should be Imouto sae ireba ii (A sister is all you need).

The competing brands are losing their luster, good good.

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GS is native isekai, dumbasses.

>date
here I thought GS was going to be some edgy shit not some herem bait and switch

14 year old nips will only read haremshit. Blame them for this.

I wanted more TACTICS, autism and PTSD
This is indeed troublesome.

But user, the goblins never actually stop raping and killing little girls all throughout the series. Goblin Slayer wouldn't be popular without the failed efforts of the harem girls to progress their Heart status with GS being played for laughs in-between serious, grim, dark and austere chapters.

A self-contradictory term that shouldn't have existed.
Different audiences, nothing to compete against.
Alright, time for some retardation. I don't actually follow the two series, so take what I say with a grain of salt.
>Haganai
MC reveals that he knew all along that the girls were crushing on him, but didn't act because he's afraid of breaking apart the friendships they had. Genuinely interesting moment, though he goes on to date the double-crossdressing maid... only for a timeskip to happen, they break up, and he fucks off somewhere and the story ends on a "it was the friends we made along the way" note.
>Imouto sae
MC and who I think is the main girl actually do end up in a relationship within a few volumes, fucked even (an LN illustration has her jumping his bones). Then it is revealed in a later entry that they are actually brother and sister, MC's libido and writing prose went full GS, they split up, and he's now training to be a monk.

>Different audiences, nothing to compete against.

I know, I just wanted an excuse to post that reaction image

>Haganai
Wow that's one shitty ending.

Damn those are the two biggest FUCK YOU! endings a manga/anime could give lol

>Different audiences, nothing to compete against.
lmao

Hey, kids! Guess what's finally out in English!

exhentai.org/g/1392384/30c74e8e1e/

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Slow goblin

Fantastic.

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Tell me this is a rape doujin

What other isekais have the protagonist hunting the monsters that keep a priestess from having one good night, in her dreams ?

Kind of, but not the one you probably want, fag.

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Girls had enough and attack GS.

Why you changed this line? It was better.

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What would a Goblin Slayer video game be like? I figure an Commandos-inspired RTT could be a strong candidate, but ye aulde JRP or visual novel are natural choices as well.

Definitely a JRPG. The only format that would make sense, really.

Who the fuck cares? Can we get Guts fucking Female Knight instead?

Canonically happened offscreen.

They didn't have enough of a presence in the anime. At this rate, we'll be more likely to see lewds of NF first.

I know, I know not every game needs to be souls, but Goblin Slayer really fits for a dark, punishing action RPG like that.
>Guild hall acts as hub, where you get/upgrade gear and items, talk with characters, learn tips about stage gimmicks and lore about the world.
>Choosing a "quest" at the counter takes you to the stage. Goblin cave, sewers below town, abandoned forts, etc - all with that From Software level design and lived in feel, full of traps and dangers and lots of Gobbos that fit the environment - regular gobs and maybe a few hobs in the cave, rats, roaches and goblins in the sewers, goblin riders and tamed dire wolves at the fort's outskirts... Wheel Gobbos etc.
>Emphasis on items, stealth and preparation: can set limited traps to take out large amounts of goblins at once if successfully lured, something you want to do since weapon durability is a thing and weapons become useless pretty quick, but you can pick up gobbo weapons and use them.
>Stages are broken up into sections like Demon's Souls: objective is to kill all gobbos and defeat the area boss which ranges between a shaman with gobbo backup, to Ogres, until the boss is killed, gobbos will keep spawning in the area every time you leave.
Either that or basically Sekiro but without the physics defying acrobatics.

Just like the dumb hat rhea and scout boy.

Show proof.

Female Knight got some fanarts after the bikini armor chapter.

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This page gave me PTSD
NEVER give the impression you're bored, it will destroy a girl's confidence and thus the entire night. Normally they should have lost their arousal.

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GS is a broken man and they know it, so instead they are more motivated.

His actual reaction would be brutal PTSD episodes where he screams and try to kill himself.

GS is a harsh and cold individual that subsists from acts of extreme violence, chicks like being given minimal attention from those sorts.

Not true, all that is a facade, deep inside he is a traumatized 10 years old in an young adult body.

>failed efforts.
Except for the girl that puts no effort at it.

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>NEVER give the impression you're bored

Don't worry, It's not like I'll ever get laid unless I go the goblin way.

This.
Dude legit believes he's too young to go on dates at 20 years old.

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I was told this thread had babu in it.

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>Is not a date.
Jew press should be nuked for this bullshit, he was supposed to say "hold on...(in relation to the previous page where the boy called him old), where the fuck this "is not a date" comes from?

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This is a fuck up from Yen Press, one certain faggot conveniently ignores.

I'm talking about perceptions that get women wet, not realities.

>とある人物に懸想する乙女達は長時間の会議の末ある結論に至った
>その結論とは…
>このゴブリンスレイヤーという男に恋愛的駆け引きを期待するだけ無駄である
>・・・というものだつた

Nowhere in the raw does it says something about GS being a kind and hopeless man.

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Then that was done by a different person?

It was a diffent person, Satan.

>CG is in the track field club.
But her massive boobs wouldn't make running a problem?

Did you know satan is actually an angel that serves god by being "the judge of humanity"? The 666 actually represents Lucifier.

>Did you know

Now I do.

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They act as ballast.

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How does that works?

They act as airbags, every fast moving vehicle needs them.

user, I appreciate you advice, but do you really believe it's relevant here of all places?

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So cool!

You can pick only one.

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>One.

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I don't like this version. She is not the best girl I love.

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Your best girl has the hots for a mentally unstable peddler of violence in a catatonic, neotenistic state.

She has no chance anyway and I'll be there to comfort her but that AU version annoys me.

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>Imouto sae
Jesus Christ, this can't be real

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I checked back on the thread with the latest LN volume cover attached. Got one detail wrong (was another character who turned out to be the MC's sister), but still. I had to do a double-take because of... this.

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Is for the sake of comedy, if they use just canon GG they would have CG 2.0.

He is not there for the date, he is there to patrol the city because he feels like a Goblin attack is imminent.

>was another character who turned out to be the MC's sister
Thanks dude, much better this and it's looks just silly and a bit funny now.

At least it isn't ending, so I can only assume the author has something planned in mind. But oof, what a hard sell.
Big breasts have already been scientifically proven to be more aerodynamic than flat chests.

It looks too Catholic.

They should do the same with Spearman just to compare the reaction of a different male.

Sekiro would be more apt - no level progression for this fucker. Just whatever consumables and techniques GS can scrounge up. Make it take place during Year One.

Today I will remind them.

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Cute Haruhi

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>Anime haruhi has red hair, LN haruhi has black hair.
>GS hair color is all over the place in all mediums.
Was this a case of miscommunication? Also, Does anime haruhi has blue eyes too?

They just don't care about that.

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>a bunch of anime tropes jumbled together with no rhyme nor reason
>cheery genki shits in a world where goblins routinely rape and kill the unaware by the hundreds to reproduce

I want them to get gobbed until they die.

At this rate we should go Jojo and say:
>Goblin Slayer.
>Canon hair color.

Fuck you, nothing bad will happen to Ran-sama, she is the only Character that looks good in BND's artstyle.

I wish people would just stop bringing up haruhi. Every time they do, the threads start to go to shit.
It's not like she's important to the story anyways.

I hope that, if she ever gets a color image in the LN, Ran-sama has yellow hair and eyes.

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But she makes a better Warrior/cute girl couple with Spearman than GS and Priestess

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Is Haruhi crushing after lancer in the later novels?

Delete this! REEEEEEEEEEE!

Nobody knows, Spoiler user never finished the volume 10 summary.

First, that's retarded.
Second, that has noting to do with what I said.

That's retarded it should be:
Rookie Warrior: "Woah, dude are you on a date with the farm girl?!"
Apprentice Cleric: "Hey, you should be more polite to someone so much older!" *ginning like a smug loli at GS* "A date? I wonder. What do you think?"
Goblin Slayer: "Hold on, I'm only twenty"
The implication here is that she thought GS was the father of Cow Girl.

I know, I just wanted to post that pic. Not everything has to be about GS, Spearman deserves some love too.

>Tight bodysuit/tabard combo
My fetish

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Maybe he should cut off that ugly ass rat tail and start appreciating what he already has.

You can't blame him for seeking perfection.

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Close but no.

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There is plenty of goblin gutting and given with good pacing if you read the LN's, but as a monthly manga and weekly anime it's frusterating

I hope so.

That way GG can accuse Lancer of pedophilia and get him fired.

And he can murder Haruhi to get his revenge, and we get rid of that annoying bitch and her anime trope amalgamation friends.

Volume 3 doesn't have much on that department, now Volume 5 on the other hand is a master piece.

That's not a tabard. I don't know what that is but it's not a tabard.

In this world, if you can become an adventurer, you are officially an adult.

...

>old enough to get raped to death by goblins
>not old enough to get in a relationship
This is your mind on porcelain rank

Yes, and in America you can handle a deadly weapon in the form of a car before you're legally allowed to fuck?

>legally allowed to fuck
If two 12 year olds in the US fuck they won't get in trouble legally. Statutory rape = an older person is taking advantage of someone presumed by society too young to fend for themselves against someone older than them. So a 16 year old is mentally fit enough to effortlessly take advantage of a 12 year old, so he gets jail, but the same applies if that 16 year old is presumably effortlessly taken advantage of by a 20 year old.

I'm fairly sure Lancer is old enough to be accused of statutory rape, so he can go on his vengeance spree and get rid of Haruhi. Fuck Haruhi not literally ofc

Stop assuming everything works under USA's age of consent laws, this is a fantasy setting for fuck sake.

Tabard, surcoat it's pretty much the same thing, plus the wear itself has different styles across time.
Basically, if it's sleeveless cloth without sides worn over the rest of your clothes, I'm calling it a tabard

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Goblin Slayer is pretty much an incel when it comes to social situations, so my hopes are pretty low to average.

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Here, have the original one.

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More like a tabtard since Haruhi is the one wearing it.

Oh wait I can't make that joke anymore because she's perfect and super smart, I forgot.

>Not using her holy sword.
>Smart.

See

Since the beginning she wore a dumb hat.

>I, Dr. user, Sex Professor

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>dumb hat.
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, GOB.

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I see

DUMB PENIS HAT.

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Yeah, but he's the most alpha incel on the planet, and every woman he meets wants to fuck him.

And? If the problem is about secrecy, then a simple dress change+sack can solve it.

The sword is unique and famous.

And with the hat on

>Women want to fuck him
>Incel
This really lost all meaning huh?

Nobody seems to understand that it literally means INVOLUNTARY CELIBATE

I see a lot of people using that word as a synonym to virgin lately. They probably don't even know where it comes from.

So elf have improved initiative uh

>Put the sword at the sack.
>Talk to the headmistress.
>Go into demon general hideout.
>Take the sword from the sack.
>Nuke.
>Put the sword at the sack.
>Report.

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I don't get why you make a big deal of this when she just killed the general with a normie lance like nobody businesses.

Would 3dpd women share a sex bot?, asking for a friend.

Probably because it was a dumb move motivated mostly by hubris that could have gotten her killed or worse. But everything was fine in the end, no lesson learned.

Because that makes her strong, not smart.

Erufu a best.

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She killed demon general reported to be resistant to all types of damage with a FUCKING NORMAL LANCE! She doesn't need the sword to be powerful.

He's arguing that she's fucking dumb for not using her sword, and if we're judging her by that cheeky move, she is.
Not sure what you're trying to argue though.

But she didn't need the sword at all.

But she didn't know that, that's the thing. Risking her life for shits and giggles is a retarded thing to do.

Yes. Nobody ever doubts she is strong, but she isn't that smart.
For comparison, Priestess defeated a slime guarding a Gate Scroll with a torch, 10-foot pole, wedge, lantern, & noisy peasant.

>centuries old elf
>Has to have a 15 year old human priest explain hymens and basics of vagina use to her.
How?
How the fuck does elf physiology work for that matter? For a race that lives for millennia what is considered still a child and what is considered a teen or adult?
You'd think such a long lived race would develop at a ridiculously slow rate but physically and mentally.
Is Erufu actually younger than Priestess in elf years?

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Erufu is dumb, but also Priestess is just a slutter.

Skirt + Thigh highs = best priestess

That's guild girl tho

That's just shit writing. The author wants elf to be exotic by being 1,000 years old but just can't resist that hardwired Japanese fetish of the "mature" girl being completely clueless

It's a douijin...

Yeah I know that, notice I used "for that matter"
It just made me think about the canon elves, isn't Erufu's sister like 2000 years old? Naturally they should develop accordingly if we're talking a natural being.
Kind of like how a human reaches full maturity at around their 20s while a dog reaches maturity in like a year, because they have way shorter lifespans, when does an elf reach physical maturity?
It's just a fun thing to discuss and think about. Worldbuilding, you know?

>I want them to get gobbed until they die.
Same. Fuck those plot armored cunts.They're completely unnecessary.

Elf is 2000 years old, her sister is much older.

Erufu is 2000 years old her sister is like 6000. BTW a lot of what you asked is going to get answered in the next volume.

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I always get the exact ages mixed up.
Honestly, considering Goblin Slayer's LOTR references, at this point I'm willing to just go with GS elves just being straight up ripped from Tolkien meaning they're straight up immortal to time and durable but not outright unkillable, makes these ridiculous age numbers make sense as well as the matter of their development.
This also means you have to handle your Erufu with care, because they can die of grief.

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I always handle her with care.

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That bird should be dead by vol 10, right?

Why?

Never mind, I wasn't sure about the life span of the canaries but they live for 5-20 years.

Goblin bump

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>dumb hatlet.

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>666
>Lawful good

The real question is, are they still trying to be edgy with their content?

If anything he's a volcel

Again.

Oh.

>Erufu collapses in tears for a brief moment from emphatic shock witnessing her kindred's gobbened aftermath
>extremes of emotion all the time

Checks out.

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Tennis insanity continues!

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>those malformed legs
Absolutely disgusting

I think a lot of it has to do with the timefuckery involved in character creation. From the gods' point of view, HEA was created at the same time as the rest of the party, but they proceeded to add 2,000 years which sent her birth back a long ime.

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I imagine the Sword of Moonlight SDK would come with the limitation of no ranged weaponry to simulate GS's chucking to and fro?

So just cel

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Doesn't seem apt considering GS has points in Ranger and has been depicted using bows.
Goblin Slayer isn't above cheesing enemies as shown when he told Elf his backup plan for the beholder.
Being a scrub abusing enemy A.I and spamming arrows from a safe distance until something dies is one of GSs strats.

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Requesting translation

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GS wouldn't touch something like that. It'd be more likely that he'd be fighting against a boss character that had gotten its hands on it.

I meant the game editor, not the actual Fromsoft weapon.

Priestess wishes she would have that body.

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Didn't know that was a thing. Has there been any well-known custom KF games?

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There's a handful of them, but they're well-known among the small community of diehards that still play KF as far as I can tell.

>GS: ...Oh, that's right. There's something I meant to say.
>Priestess: What's that?
>Goblin Slayer smiled, just slightly.
>GS: I look forward to another year of adventuring with you.
Volume 5 wheeeeeeeen.

When you learn to google search.

What if the CHAD Goblin Lord attacked the town during the festival instead of the virgin Dark Elf?

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He'd still get fucked six ways from Sunday. Dark Elf got as far as he did because he was being sneaky. Goblin Lord is not nearly as quiet when it comes to invasions.

>GS: I look forward to another year of adventuring with you.

That part makes me think that the movie will be out in december.

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Lolno. We are a handful of chapters away from the resurgence of Doomguy.

The best improvement they can make is the addition of rape.

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Very half-assed job.

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I hope it's an OVA-quality animation. The manga is great with the details, but even then it skips a lot of small things in the novels.

More dead goblins than in the main manga

Go back to /tg/ Slaanesh, you're drunk.

There's going to be rape alright, just not the kind you are expecting.

It will collapse into a pile of shame and regret as GG comes to realize her role below even HEA in the GSbowl.

Not exactly but she does feel guilty as fuck, she thinks she is selfish for her wish of having GS and separate him from the other girls.

>she thinks she is selfish for her wish of having GS and separate him from the other girls

I love how naive about romance everyone in that romantic pentacle is.

For a moment I thought you were talking about gotoubun no hanayome.

It was more separate him from his party than from the other girls.

Well, two of those other girls are in his party so it still counts.

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Her hair is not blonde!

>A self-contradictory term that shouldn't have existed.
it exist because "fantasy with RPG elements like popularized in recent isekai stories" is just too fucking long

>it exists
It doesn't

>Goblin Slayer
>Canon hair colors

This is a cute would be paladin, say something nice about her.

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>Look at character design sheets for the characters.
>Goblin Slayer is shown to be about 165 cm.
>Elf is shown to be at about 170 cm.
>Elf is always depicted as being way shorted than King of Manlets GS.

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>zetai ryuken
>in a quasi medieval/almost-industrial-revolution-when-it’s-convenient setting
It’s just getting ridiculous now.

You americans and your obsession with how tall is someone.

>Medieval
Thia Fantasy, user, FANTASY.

*This is

>OVAs featuring elf in pink hair, russet priestess and blue-haired cowgirl

A bloodthirsty brute like you will never be a paladin.
But I'm still jealous of Gatsu

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>zetai ryuken
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zettai_ryōiki

Blue haired cowgirl doesn't seem too bad, blue and white's a good color combo
but
>Pink haired Erufu
>Russet haired priestess
Gross, at least think about how the colors match their clothes.
It should be
>Russet Erufu to not clash strongly with the tans and greens of her Dragon's Crown cosplay
>Pink priestess since pink doesn't clash with the white of her robes.

t. faggot

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The joke
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Your head

So, you're saying I got the joke? The arrow's pointing directly to my brainpan

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I think the entire premise of GS was just a rehabilitation of a broken man back into society and getting popular.

Except the getting popular part that is exactly the premise.

>A goblin got to be paladin before her.

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Faggot goblin is overcompensating.

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These girls are good porn material, but I'm surprised that all of them are objectively inferior as characters to this anime duck.

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>186680168
Try harder.

There is nothing to try, it's true, seriously, that duck is better than them.

Nope, you're still not getting any.

Kek, he thinks that (you) are important, nope user, I'm simply surprised by the fact that this poor characters have such attention only because they are porn material. That duck of a certain anime is better than any female character in this manga. So or that duck is a very good character or Goblins Slayer's females are that terrible.

touch fluffy tails

>186680896
It's hard to take you serious when your posts reek of ignorance. Ignorance of the meaning of the word objectively and about this series specially considering that Priestess, even though she is not my favourite, as a characther is better than 90% of the catalog right now.

Just ignore the retarded spic.

Goblins are the real victims, we're the ones being oppressed.

Maybe if you started making your own living instead of stealing it from others.

>An accident

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>It's ignorance

KEK. These kids. I read this manga and the novles that's why I can say: That pirestess is a trash character, in fact all the female characters in this story are trash, that's why it surpises me how much the quality standard has gone down with the time.

novels*

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So the males are good? The MC that acts like a predictable robot for 9 volumes is better than the main heroine that acts depending on the situation but still follows her alignment?

It's almost like it's a series embellishing the adventures of D&D characters at the whims of the DMs or something.

Don't bother. It's either an ESL mongoloid whose word on anything regarding literature shouldn't be acknowledged, or some (you) hungry whore.

The males aren't important, so simple like that. They have a certain potential of being average action characters but they don't have much focus. The main character had potential too but he is character too basic and he ends being bored really fast.

GS is a very limited and boring MC but even so he is probably better than the whole female cast. Because they are terrible, seriously, they are all terrible.

Excuses, it doesn't change that the cast has poor quality.

>If you don't like it then your opinion is worth nothing

KEK, very childish.

I'm curious, why did you read all the manga and novels of something you clearly don't like?

I'm gonna tell it to you straight because you're not gonna understand it any other way. You can't just expose your terrible grasp on the english language all the while making typos twice per sentence and also expect people to take your opinion seriously when it comes to literature. They're such stupid and obvious beginner mistakes you'd have to be retarded and have zero self awareness to think your opinion matters whatsoever.

Because I considered it good for a while but... to be honest it's very monotonous and the cast can't make it interesting for a long time. I think that this story would have been better with only one volume. The story is very bad after the first volume.

Still it's one of the better works of these times and that's very sad.

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And how the main heroine is terrible? She can be used for a story about her own growth, others' growth especially GS, goblin slaying, non-goblin slaying, big boss battle, normal adventure, meta adventure, module based adventure, SoL stuff, romance, fanservice, and many more.
Like you said "GS is a very limited and boring MC" Priestess exists to patch that.

KEK (again, you are a factory of keks user). You need to keep saying it because you don't have nothing else to say. Don't worry you are young so you are allowed to be stupid.

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Stop sperging out, you look like an idiot.
So you didn't even like Volume 2 or 5, both that have already been released in English? Fine, we get that already. You've made your point.

Limited and *bored* MC, according to him.

someone get the inquisition in here

Nah, I can think of a certain shits for brains in here that could use some raping.

based post based digits

Goblin Bump.

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>So you didn't even like Volume 2 or 5, both that have already been released in English?

Yeah, they are genuinely bad.

Priestess doesn't exists to patch anything, she is just another generic female character and a harem girl. Her grown is ridiculously slow and practically non-existent. The only strong point about the character is her design and some people like her because the flat romance between two flat characters.

Now I am sure you haven't read it.

KEK you are wrong. She is a bad character jajaja

Are you sure you're not reading some kind Chinese knockoff?

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That goblin is playing you both like a fiddle.

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I am sure because so far all your posts are like this "They suck because I say so" but maybe you don't know english words to give an argument and you have say KEK every time instead.

Was this silly comic typesetted?

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I was having fun though.

No.

Hey, continuity.

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Welp, she's dead.

No, she is not. GS is just confused over why some girl with horns keep following him saying she is a goblin.

Nope, I read it. She is an uninteresting character with a simplistic personality.

I'll still fap to her, and you'll still be a dumbass troll. Stay mad.

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If you really read it, then you'll know that she can lie in her monologue & a better loopholes finder than GS..

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Got you.
Though the fact that you believed I as him really speaks volumes for the quality of his posts.

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You can do whatever you want with your body, I don't care. But that's the point, these characters are porn material and nothing more.

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If you think that drunk Japanese goblin is going to lose to GS in combat, you are terribly mistaken.

Then GS is a bad character too, but being better than a very bad character doesn't make her a good character.

She is a 2hu, do you have any idea how overpowered those girls are?

Dankest dungeon is the closest you can have to a goblin slayer video game
>magical skill or trap skills can be limited to only 2-3 per battle
>stress can be a thing
>diseases and blight and bleeding working outside combat but also being lethal
>great use of the dodge mechanic

Chapter 3 when?
I want more of upgraded Priestess.

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You just change your standard & view of another character to suit your argument. Get back at insulting her hat, it's easier.
But wait, her hat is a combination of nurse hat & beret which designed to be nothing more than cute & attractive and reflect her usual helpful & obedient nature.

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user, you can't post padorus when it's not december.

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"Screw your optics, I'm going in"

Why is GS sitting like that?

It's still pretty dumb.
Also this

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Because she admits she is a gob, she shall be killed.

If you think she's going to win, you're pathetic, a gob enabler, and a blight of humanity.

This is Goblin Slayer, he kills all things goblin no matter how "powerful" they are.

Bud, most 2hus are stronger than Haruhi with her stupid sword.

None are stronger than the one who doesn't let anyone roll the dice.

It is dumb & cute by design, it supposed to convey ease feeling, even in the middle of battle. You'll hyperventilate more when you just conscious & your medic wears a cheap full faced helmet.

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This is a cute dumb hat, Priestess should ask her for lessons.

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Best post itt

And this is a VERY dumb hat. How can Priestess even compete?

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She can't.

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Now we just need GG and SM wearing a dumb hat and Priestess will have no hope.

>Functional.
>Dumb.
Get that amateur shit out of here, dumb hat provide no meaningful warmth, no protection, no shade, & not keep her hair tidy.
It is DUMB and only exists for decoration.
Giving it other purposes is just being half-assed on the way of the hat.

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How the fuck is an Uncle Sam top hat functional in any way, not to mention how little sense it makes in universe?

Elf was cute and had a great butt

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>Stating the obvious

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Small shade & good container. The manga has onion helmet & GS' late father know about German trap complete with Germany name. The setting is still at the top of the table.

That's too pretty to be a dumb hat, plus it provides great shade.

You are right but that is as close as I can get with GG.

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I didn't change my standard, but GS isn't a great character to begin with, he had potential but he is flat. If Priestess is better than him it's not a great merit (even when I don't see nothing good in this female character). We are deciding who is trash and who is green trash.

What is this expression trying to convey?

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She got new diapers

That just means you hate the series. Personally, this is the only series that I know with main heroine that can switch how she speaks, three times, in the span of 15 seconds.

I don't hate it, but the characters aren't good.

>Personally, this is the only series that I know with main heroine that can switch how she speaks, three times, in the span of 15 seconds

Then you don't have much experience with the manga/anime in general.

I just realized her corset has corsets for her boobs... COW GIRL IS PERFECT

Do tell, please.
It's a bit tall order, but also find me another series that has a girl being played as TRPG character that got discarded by her creator as soon as the situation turn worse & later she plays a similar game in-universe, which one of the bases of this series. Where she plays the same as the creator that discarded her, using herself from the previous series as the in-game character.

His sister does bear more than a passing resemblance to Guild Slut...

>isekai/isekai-like
>native isekai
I took the bait

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GS is a metagaming, cheesing Player Character munchkin that isn't too used to RP, complete with tragic backstory. He's not meant to be a well of depth, since he is a literal bad stereotype that's being played straight in the story. The novels are a big "what if these characters from our tables were real people?", its chapters are tabletop sessions. That's what makes Goblin Slayer, the series, fun and different; the unabashed acknowledgement of the typical tabletop tropes.

I'm glad the Slayer gets to hang out with Guild Mommy. That means he's going to leave my wife alone!

It's ok user. They're all pedophiles trying to get in a mentally ten year old's pants.

Smug cuteness.

GS has "main character of a harem manga" power so women will always be aroused by him no matter what.

Cute smugness

>Sexualizing the slayer
Can't do that

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But the one with typical denseness of an harem MC is Priestess.

>manga is called goblin slayer
>the whole story is about a man who kills goblins
>somehow he's not a main character

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SM aside, new girls like Noble Fencer, Princess & Grape Nun aren't interested at him. Actually, NF might be heard his coolest speech yet to no effect. Either NF is well written & not trash like SM or Priestess denseness affect others around her.

>NF
>Well written
She gave up being an adventurer and became a merchant, plus she is not lesbian, she is NOTHING.

I think you missed the bit where everything in the manga revolves around him, all the while acknowledging the other characters are having "big" adventures.

"Hey lets spar it will be good training!" Starts using a move designed to take one half of your opponents head away.

You train the way you fight, user.

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Is that GS-themed faux heraldry?

What?

Best

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Cute couple that carry the show.

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The plain shirt still upsets me.

>Guild Slut...

Stop with that.

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Would you prefer it if I called her guild strumpet?

(You) are not me, but I thank you for voicing what was on my mind regardless.

I call her my wife and you are not allowed to mention her.

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This is nothing to applaud, it's retarded.

Wife is a weird nickname for your favorite prostitute

She's played by the DM's friend with benefits, stupid gamebreaking perks come with the territory.

Is that supposed to make Heroine more appealing? because she was literally up against an enemy who is impervious to any weapon and she still fucking beats that thing by some asspull. This just further pushes the fact that she is a fullblown luckbox mary-sue.
Fucking boring Haruhi. God literally all the girls GS knows is far more interesting than her

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It pisses off her haters, that is all what matters to me.

>This just further pushes the fact that she is a fullblown luckbox mary-sue.
That is the fucking point, you retard! Why you fags still can't understand that the "mary sue" aura she and Priestess have is completely plot related?

It doesn't, it just makes her an even worst and even dumber character and she is still irrelevant as she will always be.

Negima is so lucky

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>and Priestess have is completely plot related?
Priestess is actually a smart character that tries hard to get to where she is a Mary Sue with Gary Stu characterisation.
Holy Sword is a dumb bimbo slut Mary Sue.

gobs got here I see

put that down. you'll catch something

>my hips are moving on their own
of course it would be the elf
>trying to look cool with a stupid penis hat dribbling piss

>It's a bit tall order, but also find me another series that has a girl being played as TRPG character that got discarded by her creator as soon as the situation turn worse & later she plays a similar game in-universe, which one of the bases of this series. Where she plays the same as the creator that discarded her, using herself from the previous series as the in-game character.

This worth nothing if the character isn't good and of course this poor background doesn't make her a better character, in fact it sounds very forced.

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You are upset.

You are silly.

I hear she cucks Priestess and Witch in the same night.

None of that is important, that's the theory, the execution is very bad and boring because the characters aren't good enough, the situations aren't interesting either.

careful you don't startle it before the party gets a diaper over her head

Why don't develop her into genuinely good character with good adventure?
I mean Priestess ventures Library of Last Resort, fight & defeated an Olive Slime that is immune to physical & magic, not by using Ippo PUNCH HARDER KID! But by using her head & everything at her disposal, complete with inventory check.
She achieves a similar thing but with a much better method. The author can do that with Priestess, why the hell he can't do the same with others?

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how did elf get the most functional hat of all the girls?

She would need a spin off for that and I don't think people would be interested in it.

>and Priestess

An entire volume was dedicated to her failing the promotion evaluation. She's not an infallible Mary Sue and in fact, the story frequently makes note of her mistakes and weaknesses.

Which she alwyas solves at end Andy comes out more powerful. She later guides a porcelain rank noobs into killing a epic level monster.

Because she is not the MC, is Priestess. Later volumes are all about Priestess, GS himself is falling into the background.

pisstess is a poor man's sue. hero is the real deal

The less we know of her, the better.

If by that you mean that hero represents everything wrong with mary sues, sure.

git gud pisstess

I am not sure if you know that already but
Vol 7 will be released on May 21
Vol 8 on september 24
There is no date yet but vol 9 may be out in january.

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>That is the fucking point, you retard

and making hoeroine into more of a fucking mary-sue makes her endearing how?

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That story was to know a little more about her, if you like her or not is a different thing.

That Slime fight happen in one drama cd. Priestess also beat this thing in one try which requires a very specific combination of spells that she didn't have, or shit load of luck. But it never feels like an asspull despite most of the fight happen offscreen, some monologue about what she should do can make huge difference.

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Like I said, I only want to see her haters suffer.

You cannot suffer from that which is irrelevant to the overall plot.

Tell that to the anons full of rage when haruhi appeared in the manga and anime, specially the latter group.

Erufu is besto so her hat must be too.

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IMAGINE

well yeah apparently it made me not like her more to the point that im fucking tired of her. She was ok to me a couple of hours ago until i read that "sidestory" of her.

"Oh wow! you went on a personal quest and to make things interesting you even left your god-sword somewhere but you leveled that unbelievably herculean threat anyway? amazing
now fuck off". Bland as fuck motherfucker

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they are too busy seething to hear these words lad

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As long as you guys are having fun. You're not going to convince this user anytime soon though. He's been here all day and yesterday.

Not like the faggot is doing anything to prove his point either. All his replies amount to is "it's bad". No actual arguments.

The one was really good. Art is great.
Who knew someone can draw their characters so smug while getting fucked by a shotacon

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Don't. She is too young for that.

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If you think that is smug, see it's Doremy's doujin.

will she ever show up again? what about the fist girl?

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That one is good too.
Itou Yuuji does some good works

As far we know they haven't appeared again.

Fist girl is going to have some screentime in year one.

Goblin Bump

That's why It is short story from the blu ray and not part of the novel or manga. It's for people who want to know more about characters with little screentime.

Convince? You don't convince people in the internet kiddo, you demonstrate that they are wrong. These kids...

The characters are bad because they are monotonous, their development is practically non-existent even after 9 volumes, most of them are blank pages, they aren't good enough to make the "nothing happens here" more interesting or enjoyable, female characters lack of any kind of real personality (the duck is better than them) and the protagonist is a meme. All of them are bad, ALL of them.

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Best

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Imagine what it would be like to fuck elf
Imagine how it would be to control and pound such a light, tight body where the most concentrated amount of fat is in her rump.

The only thing you're demonstrating is how much of a faggot you are.
Nothing you're said proves anything. I can also say the characters are boring and undeveloped without actually presenting any proof to back up my arguments and just claim I'm some sort of anime connoisseur like a pretentious asswipe. That's all you've been doing. No examples, no descriptions, nothing. But then again, that may be beyond your writing abilities.
You keep calling others kids but those assumptions only show how immature you are since you need to reduce the others to feel like you're arguing from a place of authority. I'll play that stupid game as well then. By just shitting out the word kids I can only guess that you're some 30 year old sad sack of shit with the mentality of a teenager that gets off on feeling like you've won an argument with people much younger than yourself. Pathetic.

>KEK funny duck JAJAJAXD
You are a joke. Unironically stop breathing.

>400+ posts
>almost none sword maiden

What a shit thread

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You can remedy that yourself.

Post pics of her so we drown up that faggot samefagging.

>GOBBED
>blackened womb
>self-pitying
>lust-filled slattern
>lowest range of expression
>blind
>mother of goblinoid monsters
>sidestory cancer

There's good reason for that.

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Any excuse is good to post more SM pics

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Too young for what? She's just practicing holding her breath for the next time Orcbolg nearly drowns everyone.

My dirty mind thought of something completely different, my bad.

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>2000 years old
>too young

No problem, friend. Just keep your mind out of the gutter. Remember. Elf is pure.

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Exactly, she is only 2000 years old.

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That is young for an elf, must 20 years old in their terms.

Yes, she is.

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Shouldn't SM eyes be gone? Since they were burned is there a Dr user that can explain this shit?

Her eyes are healed, but she can’t see shit out of them. Simple enough to understand.

Magic.

>but she can’t see shit out of them.
Doesn't she sees like Daredevil?

She can see auras, but that seems to be more of a Mind’s Eye thing. Eyeballs not required.

She sees shadows.

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>I need to fix my gear
GS please!

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>monotonous, their development is practically non-existent even after 9 volumes,
Stop lying, you can't read Nip. You only need to read 1st volume to know that Priestess gets lot of development.

Do you think that, considering how broken he is, the girls would agree that needs all the love possible and only making an harem that would happen?

At least three out of five are confirmed to be the possessive type, the fourth doesn't want to give it much thought, and the fifth has the potential for jealousy. This is a zero-sum game.

It turns to become a date with the halfling whose promotion he ruined. Turns out he has the hots for him.

Let me guess, CG, GG and SM are the posesive ones?

The 3 are GG, SM and Priestess, right?

Priestess does most of the work & she progresses fine considering it takes five years for FK & Guts to become a couple.
Unless she's a bi with a head-pats fetish.

>zero-sum game
Stop using big words to sound smart.

>Unless she's a bi with a head-pats fetish

This may as well be true.

It's only three small words though.

It's not that he's "broken" as much as he willingly spent years dehumanizing himself to better become a tool of retribution against an unfair world, no amount of "love" or pussy will help stop him from this, sure he can open up, break from his rituals a bit to get the nagging to stop and he sees value in forming connections if only to better kill goblins, but nothing more, because what he loves above all else is purging Goblins, for him ridding the world of another nest, even it means nothing in the grant scheme of things, is what he lives for, the pleasure of plunging his sword through a disgusting Goblin's face is above the pleasure any vagina could hope to give him.

There's no way to heal GS anymore. Harems won't solve shit and these bitches need to realize there's no fixing what ain't broke.
The trauma of the raid on his village could have been overcome in time with love, but not after the Rhea got his hands on him: the years of training and conditioning have hardwired his brain, GS's constant nurturing of his obsession made it a second nature, as natural as breathing, there is no longer any trauma to overcome, Goblin Slayer slayed that "goblin" long ago, he does not suffer fits, or nightmares or becomes paralyzed at the mention or sight of Goblins like SM, now that's having a trauma. He's not broken, he's just a man on a mission.

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Sadly none of the haremettes realize this and none of them play into this to win him over.

>Hey Goblin Slayer, we should get married!
>Why?
>So we can always be together and take turns sleeping. You know, in case of a goblin attack.
>I see

>Hey Goblin Slayer, let's go on a date
>Why?
>I know a really romantic place for a picnic. It'd be really safe and pleasant, if not for that goblin nest half a mile away from it. We can pass by there first before having a picnic.
>I see

>Hey Goblin Slayer, let's have babies!
>Why?
>We're not going to live forever, who's going to slay the goblins after we die?
>I see

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In volume 10, GS finally got sick of how he is unabke to cheer up people, asked around about what to do and by own will TOOK A TIME OFF FROM KILLING GOBLINS to focus in solving what is making his cheer up target so upset.

No he isn't, he puts a smile when Priestess around, not when he kills goblins. And he already absent from killing goblins to solve Priestess' problem. She didn't even ask for it & after one night channeling her inner Aqua, she already back to her usual self.

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You are mistaking GS mindset with Doomguy mindset. Doomguy was already a fully grown adult with full military training went the Demons fucked shit up and he did make his mission to kill them, GS was a normal 10 years old and his mind was destroyed by trauma and the rhea's abusive training. GS is basically a 10 years old in an young adult body, fighting an eternal nightmare with Doomguy is what you described, a man with a mission. Proof of this is GS willing to do the girls "silly requests" like dates, if he was really a "man with a mission" he would tell them to fuck off. Deep inside, GS wants the nightmare to be over.

I just checked the yenpress site and the new Year One chapter is suppose to be out today, apparently is going to be 22.5 instead of 23.

GS still wouldn't be able to satisfy what these girls want.
Because even if you try to win him over, he still won't change how he does things.

Imagine what GS looks like naked. Pale, patchy hair. Old, badly healed scars and glassy eyes. With his helmet on, he's an ominous figure. Without it he almost looks normal, even handsome. Almost.
Somethings throw you off. The way he stows his gear away, armor categorized, clothes folded. Precise. Too precise.
The way he looks at things. his eyes are just a little too alert. His neck swivels oddly; he's too used to wearing his helmet. His armor as well - sometimes he adjusts a strap that isn't there, moving across an imaginary chestpiece. He doesn't look afraid or nervous; most young men do, when they're alone with a woman for the first time.

You beckon him over to the bed. He moves oddly. For some reason, it makes you uncomfortable. The way he clenches his jaw quietly. The way he smells. The way he speaks; mechanical, empty... mad.
But you love him, you convince yourself, you can surely change this, he's not so bad, really! You tell him what to do, gentle-like, as not to but him on edge. He does it like a servant... a slave; mechanically, fumbling with unfamiliar tasks. You put a hand on his shoulder and he locks up, as if expecting something, so you just lean back and invite him over.

He moves without pleasure or intensity. It's like he's... somewhere else. Like this is distasteful to him, a duty that has to be performed. His expression never changes.
As you look into his pale, dead eyes, for no reason that you can explain, you begin to cry.

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Also, let's bring Bruce Wayne into this, like GS he had a traumatic event at a young age, but he still had a positive parental figure while growing: Alfred. Thanks to him, Bruce didn't become completely insane and an antisocial freak, just obsessive. GS instead had the rhea, an abusive asshole, that, while gave him good survival training, destroyed his self-esteem, social skills and ability to "think in the bigger picture".

>>Hey Goblin Slayer, let's have babies!
>>Why?
>>We're not going to live forever, who's going to slay the goblins after we die?
>>I see
Sad thing is this logic would most likely work

I hate waifufags

The thread is about to reach bump limit so a little reminder.

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It would be massively improved if one of them successfully raped the other during the date. Date rape now.

>replying to a 2 day old post in a thread about to die

They are not goblins.

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Bump limit

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I WANT TO KISS HIGH ELF ARCHER ON THE LIPS AND MAKE HER BLUSH AND BECOME ALL POOFY AND ANGRY

Get in line

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Do you have the a pic of the deflated looking GG under "HER".

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Thanks. Wide pride.