Fanon pairing is better than the canon one

Better than canon

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I always hated how all of them act as if they were childhood friends who went trough a lot of adventures together and were terribly sorry for Sasuke becoming an edgelord or absolutely worried about Naruto. Most teachers didn´t try to help Naruto or Sasuke when they were little and miserable, specially Kakashi or even Jiraiya who apparently were close to the heroic parents of the boy with the demon fox, yet the first time they interact they don´t really give a fuck, even if they didn´t knew he was that kid they still pretend to know nothing about him once is confirmed. Ino and Sakura were bitches with Naruto, Rock Lee didn´t care, Tenten is not even a character, Neji only interacted with him during the exams and when they went for Sasuke, Kiba and Shino didn´t care, etc. I´m not sure if Shikamaru and Chouji were friends with him or if it was just filler but at least those fillers give the impression that Naruto actually spend time with other people creating bonds that justify the friendship power up

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Even Bakugo is better than Sasuke. I wish I was kidding.

Shipfags should all be gassed
No exceptions

And there's the money pairing.

See

Okay, but......

Objectively wrong.

You gotta a lot of nerve!!

What if Hidan made boats out of his victims?

I'll stick to canon thanks.

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from sasuke fangirls who can only self-insert as hinata

It's still cuckholdery no matter how you look at it.

Sakura × [insert whatever character you want] is interesting thing. It's obvious that the shippers just use Sakura's character design and then mold her personality on how they want her to want, not the way she does in canon. Or just to self insert. I think her and Naruto are the only ones who get shipped with majority of the characters in the series.

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Such a nice couple, too bad their son is a piece of shit

>>fanon pairing is better than the canon one
Green Naruto has the same issue

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>sakura when naruto fought neji
>oh I wonder where is sasuke
>ino when naruto fought neji
>We should encourage him

Cringe. Not even Naruto wants to stay with her.

Nice headcanon

Traditionally shippers will pair a character or characters together to preserve their own pairing. In this case it would be NaruSaku.

Nowadays, it's just NTR. Lots of people self-insert as the rival like they do the hero and face it, Sauce was basically an aloof Chad.

I fucking hate cuckfags, they ruined Naruto porn.

Hinata doesn't like Sasuke so people ship them?

Welcome to the shipping community

>Wanted to abandon her, his kids, and his job to be with sasuke
Cope harder.

Prove me wrong.

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Sasuke & Hinata is somewhat of a crackship from a narrative perspective

But there is something really pleasing about a shy gentle girl falling for an angsty douche

That is a real life thing in a small community where everyone goes into the same school system.

No, YOU prove me wrong.

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How come shonen doesn't follow Main Guy x Main Girl rule anymore?

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>somewhat

“Subversion”

I like the theory that Naruto was so desperate for attention and affection that he emotionally imprinted on Sasuke

Sasuke and Hinata don't even interact until after the manga was already over.

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But that's bullshit, the vast majority do. It just made people seethe when it didn't happen to two popular ones.

To be fair NaruSaku was more hated than popular.

>tfw Sakura being such a cucked ronery singlemom kind of made her attractive to me

for naruto's case is money and shit taste in romance

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>Main Guy x Main Girl
Most genre are getting rid of that

Sakura reminds me of my mom so I hate her

Everyday hurts, even fucking Hori has a running gag of both having great chemistry

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>seething pinkshitfag

Sure a ship is hated mainly by competing ships, doesn't dispute the fact a significant sector of the fandom got btfo. Too many fags just grew up expecting it.

They don't even interact. Anyone who did ship them is a shitlord.

It's the same situation as Harry Potter

Sasuke was main girl tho

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>Harry Potter
lurk more

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If Sasuke was a girl she would've gotten the Rukia treatment.

Remember when yaoifags were so delusional they thought NaruSasu would happen

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>posting Avatar on Yea Forums

Yankee can't get the best grill. Best girl can't be a Yankee unless main guy is at least part Yankee.

Expecting Yaoi to be canon in Shonen is retarded, they have Yaoi manga to cater to their tastes.

I can't. Botan was a million times superior to Keiko.

based and wholesome.

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Except Kacchako has a ton more supporters.

LuNa of yore.

I remember Harmony shippers threw a shitfit after Harry Potter ended, funny how history repeats itself isn't it?

That’s not the canon, though.

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The sexual tension was unbelievable

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fighting to death isn't "sexual tension".

Incels think any interaction between males and females is sexual tension.

It was pretty hot for me
Did you really call an incel on this board? Wew

Is this sexual tension?

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> NEVER EVER
ITS NOT FAIR

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A man of culture.

BEHOLD the superior ship.

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I wonder how much of Kacchako's popularity comes from Yea Forums's hatred of Deku.

Someone besides me shipped these two!?

For all intents and purposes it did, naruto would rather be a penniless hobo with Sasuke then married to the princess of the hyuuga clan

Who knows but this is the most popular het pairing in the series.

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Are you practicing being off your fucking gourd?

NaruSaku was literally more popular then all the ships in BNHA put together.

No. A het pairing can't beat a slash one.

Cope hinatashitter. Naruto canonically wanted to ditch his entire life to go traveling with sasuke.

I actually like Deku more than Kacchan, but Kacchan and Uraraka have better potential chemistry.

What's your favorite sakura crackship?

Yoaifags are just as deluded as pinkshitfags

You sound angry.

Then Konohamaru would be better off with Sakura and Ten Ten by that reasoning, and you might as well have Gaara give in and bang Temari while Pineapple boy watches.

I didn’t know naruto own opinions was delusion

LeeSaku

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Sasunaru had more development than SS, NS, and NH. Naruto was obsessed with that Uchiha cock.

I'm not comparing Kacchako to Narusaku, I'm comparing t to Sasuhina. The difference between those 2 is that Kacchako has actual supporters for it, while the lion share of the already small Sasuhina camp shipped them just to get them out of the way of Narusaku.

They were disgusted by their kiss, they aint gay.

The only pairing that made sense

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Lee had a huge crush on her before I dropped the series. I wanted him to win.

Kakasaku

The entire Uzumaki clan wanted Sasukes dick.

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always bet on purple

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That’s cute and canon, not crack!

Fine taste. I sorta thought of it during the war arc.

It´s not canon yet.

We should wait another 15 years.

But Hinata's not wearing purple?

fuck, I really want harima to accept yakumo's feelings, instead he had to go with flat shit

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Did they want to (and almost did, before the other person shot it down) literally abandon their dream to have nothing but the presence of the other person? No? Then it’s not comparable.

She didn't wear purple until the timeskip but my point still stands.

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When at least one party is interested in canon, does it still count as crack? Anyways, Lee was too good for pinkshit.

I miss them being together.

well, at least they act more their age

Yes!

But he's either asexual or closet gay.

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Naruto doesn't deserve her.

kacchako isn't gay though, you are thinking of kiribaku, it's okay, I watched mha (not paying to much atention) and I had a lot of problems with the names, specially when some characters use names, others last names, others hero names and others nicknames, it's frustrating

This is the true OTP.

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Why?

Naruto was so much more popular at its peak bnha ships don’t even come close to one of its pillar ships.

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How it should've been.

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Glad we have canon pairings decided by the author. Imagine fujoshits getting their crackships

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Has a crackship ever become canon? Genuine question

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>Harry Potter
You are telling me that people old enough to care about romance liked that shit? The only reason I got into it was because I was six when the first movie came out.

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And this is the most popular pairing in the series, period.

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Imagine the cute blonde, blue eye'd kids.

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Oh yeah, there was a whole contingent of fans who thought Harry and Hermione would become a couple and then got angry when it was Harry and Ginny instead.

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Nah ShikamaruxTemari was the best ship to come out of kishi.

The end pairings are so bad JK Rowling has said she prefers Harry x Hermione

Both are unlikeable in their own way, but I prefer a hot headed cunt that has talent to a crybaby bitch

ShikaTema is overrated, they barely interact but the fanbase act like that every meeting they have is this grand love story, i don't hate the pairing I'm just tired of ShikaTema fans lording over their ship over everyone else.

Remember when there was a difference between Yea Forums and gaia?

JK Rowling has went full SJW recently so I don't take her words that seriously.

With all the amount of ladyboys in the series I thought that togashi might throw a tomboy to the mix but no, pika is 100% a dude, which is sad because leorio and pika would have been good

Their kid was a mistake, though.

If that's not a NWF expression, I don't know what is.

making deku a chick would have actually improved the series, but I don't like female mc for shonen

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Just a clone of Shikamaru

Deku being a chick would make Bakugo look even worse.

Romanticized abuse is pretty common in anime.

Has a guy ever told a girl to kill herself in an anime?

jk rowling says a lot of stupid shit, if it's not in the hp books, don't take it seriously, even if the author herself says it, she doesn't even remember what she writed anymore, going against her own canon, she really is a poor writer.
Gay dumbledore, (((Andrew Goldstein))), Hermione "non confirmed" (totally confirmed) whiteness, wizards shitting and pissing anywhere, she's been adding and backpedalling a lot of shit, creating a butload of (even more) plotholes and inconsistencies

Sasuke tried to kill Sakura(vice versa) and SS is the most popular het pairing. Even after the series ended it still sells. This guy is right.

I didn't say it was awesome, but at least there seemed to be chemestry between the characters, that alone is enough to be considered the best ship to come out of kishi, he didn't really had a high bar when it came to that.

Not only anime but media in general. Bad boy/good girl pairing has been popular for long. Draco x Hermoine is one of the most popular pairings among girls

There's a reason Joker/Harley is popular with fangirls.

Why do girls like abusive pairings?

Is annoying as fuck, the mc is called "Midoriya" by some, "Izuku" by others, "Deku" by a couple and "Crybaby faggot bitch" my most of the fandom.

Sai to Baby 5 in One Piece, they are a married couple now.

It's the same reason boys like tomboys/tsunderes. We are hardwire to want to domesticate/tame our partners.

>Her name is literally Kino

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Why are shipfags allowed to post here, romance is a mental illness anyways.

EZ

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>when Kurapika disguised as a woman when chasing the spiders
my dick was diamonds

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No. We don’t. Multiple studies have shown that men dislike women who are mean or unresponsive to them.

Women prefer men who are mean and unresponsive to them.

Stop it with the liberal egalitarianism.

STOP

I also just wanted neji happy and most importantly ALIVE but what the fuck do I know.

Because abusive men are winners in a state of nature. I.E. early stone age anarchy.

Better to keep the bloodline pure.

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You're not familiar with shoujo aren't you.
>timid and kind girl who isn't interested in the edgy boy

You do known they are basically siblings right?

Kino pairing t b h.

they're cousins dumbass

Their fathers are twins, that would make them genetic half siblings.

Nice headcanon

>Doesn't know how genetics work
Retard.

>you will never watch Tayuya slowly open up to Naruto after the Sasuke retrieval arc and watch the two slowly get close to each other with banter and just living life side by side together

It would have been fun to watch desu

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It's one thing to not have a pairing become canon, it's worse when you have one that was canon but then gets ruined by later plot developments.

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>Multiple studies
youtu.be/-rmBDHS3CCo

The "shoujo" pairing of the series has always been SasuSaku, the "good girl" x "bad boy" couple. That crack shipping is practically nonexistent.

If YOU were familiar with shoujo, you'd know there is a popular series involving a timid and kind girl and an extroverted and kind boy, kinda like NaruHina.

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fuck ichigo

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>ichigo dies
>goro cures ikuno's gays
>tumblr implodes
we're in the wrong timeline

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Kuwabara was a great deal for her dude

20 years later and NaruSakufags are still mad.

10,000 years in the future, all the old nations of Earth are left in ruins, humanity has expanded across the galaxy, NSfags still mad that Hinata won.

Nothing worse than Naruto self inserts

We got Trunks so I'm ok with this.

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Hentai videos of this pairing just pop up in the pornhub feed with all the regular porn.
Seems like some sort'v Konoha Eugenics

blessed pairing

>Bakugou wants to be a hero
>Bakugou turns down the VA easily without even having to think about it because the offer is so retarded and contradictory to what he wants to do
>hmm... should I keep going to my most prestigious school and live among the elites while working towards my goal or do I join this run down circus of freaks and become the opposite of what my goal is to be. Decisions... Decisions...
>MHAtards pretend this is character development
The set up for Sasuke's retrieval arc was far superior to the retarded shit Hori came up with to do his own retrieval arc

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Pretty sure she just changed her mind because how vocal Harry x Hermione shippers were and jk Rowling is easily swayed by trends.

Anko was my first crush on a manga character, it made me feel weird. Can't believe they made her such a jobber, and a future fatty.

Based Nejibro

Don't think he did that, but Ishida from Koe no Kitachi was as bad as Bakugo imo.

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Incestfags need to be purged.

ARYAN

>anime doesn't even have the scene where she licks the blood off his face

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Girls don't actually like abuse but dominance. They want to feel like their man would do anything to keep them. They want to be obsessed over and desire passion. The reason why rape fantasies are so common for women is that the fact a (handsome or not) man desires them so much, he's willing to "rape" them.
t. Girl (girl) who had these thoughts

Kaguya

>Orochimaru actually found a Uzumaki woman while he was wandering around picking up individuals with strong genetics but he can't admit it to the village's spymaster because his wife was one the who offed one of Naruto's cousins

Amnesia memories poll still baffling me until now.

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>MHAtards pretend this is character development
I'm mean it never was. Anyone paying the slightest bit of attention to Bakugo knew he wasn't gonna turn evil. The whole point was that Shiggy was learning to be evil by recruiting top heroes that he thought he could corrupt to the dark side, and if the heroes didn't find him it's implied Shig and AFO would have tortured/mind broke him until he joined them.

People talking about that scene as being anything relevetory to Bakugo are basically just secondaries

Post mammaries or abscond.

>Kakashi

Was an emotional wreck that never really got over the death of Obito, Rin, and his dad. He honestly wasn't cut out to be a teacher at all. Remember that he used to fail teams all the time based on his own skewered view of how a ninja should be and he outright admitted that he wasn't a good match for Naruto, which is why he focused on Sasuke before the Chuunin Exam finals.

>Kiba, Shikamaru, Chouji

In some flashbacks, can't remember if they were just filler or not, all day are shown playing with Naruto at some point. You have to remember though that Naruto was an obnoxious little fuckwad as a kid and by the time it was time for everyone to start graduating the academy, they seemed to be fed up with his antics and find him annoying instead. Which is understandable. For the longest time Naruto was that kid who talked a bunch of shit but couldn't back anything up and was a terrible ninja all around. It wasn't until he actually started to show that he could walk the walk that the others began to respect him and see him as more than an obnoxious asshole.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Hinata should have kept her hair long. Don't get me wrong, if I was Naruto I would send clones to do all my work while I plaster her womb until the Uzumaki clan was restored but still it would be hotter if she had more hair to pull.

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>self-inserting as hinata
No fangirl has ever done that

I have to admit that I get a sort of sadistic pleasure looking at these images.

This and let's not forget the movie. Decuck has waaaay better chemistry with the quirkless megane girl of all people (in the sense of talking about his hobbies without looking like an autistic weirdo) . Hori will apply the rule of superheroes: they will only marry women without powers.

Author resetted the timeline with Ares/Orion. Aki has a big chance of winning what she lost afaik.

Why is Naruto such a manwhore?

KACHAAN PLEASE TAKE HER TO PROM FOR ME

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I bet all the raikage cuck and akamaru bestiality edit porn is being pumped out and shilled by one dude.

Is it okay if they have no idea theyre related?

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what the FUCK is going on with his lips?

Fucking kek

citation needed

correct answer here

Real sasuke fangirls would shun this hetfag purpleshit shilling ship and use naruto as an insert.

iktf

>Nah, fanon pairing are sh-
God.Damn.It.
Pre-ts Ino was perfect foil to Nardo.
Same thing here
Same fucking thing here.
FfS

Man of culture.

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Reminder that the best crack pairing also happens to have the best doujin.

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link?

If you can't google the text on the bottom panel, there's no helping you.

Begone, ratfaggot

Kakashi isn't gay or asexual. At the beginning of the series he's seen reading het romance novels. Clearly he is a man of culture who prefers 2D.

No, that's about right

It's more likely that the angsty douche would fall for the shy girl, the other way around feels abusive for some reason, hinata is too much of a moeblob

Cute

Awesome

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>Hyugas are the inbred rednecks of Konoha
Checks out

It would surprise you how many fangirls see themselves as shy and perfect like her

>Characters who have never interacted with one another are better together than those who have

Shipping is supremely cancerous and I wish them all dead.

This meme will never not be funny.

Their personalities match better senpai

Burrito-sensei... My wife... Please kiss her...

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Based

>Cousinfucking
>leading to the purity of the bloodline

Only parent-child or sibling incest can do that.

>they are both introverts so they match
No, kind people can go together and cunts can go together.
What's so surprising? Naruto had a cast of characters kids could easily identify with:
Naruto: Loser, class clown, "nice guy"
Sasuke: Loner, emo/edgelord
Sakura: Basic bitch
Hinata: Shy chick
Shikamaru: "Smart but lazy"
Choji: Fat kid
And so on.

The first half when she is impersonating sakura are wasted pages but the rest is brilliant.

This, its kind of accurate really. People generally are quick to change their minds on the underdog(omega) of the group once he/she is risen up.

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However, naruto isnt really the underdog, just socially.

>muh father
>muh clan
>muh eyes
>muh sibling rivalry
>muh naruto
They are kind of similar

Sexual tension or not, if she survived, the series could have greatly benefited.

approved

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>Hinata: Shy chick
No fangirl sees herself as this, not empowering enough

The shy chick is what they are. The "empowerment" is via character growth.

tu sonrisa tan resplandeciente

>The shy chick is what they are.
Yeah, right...

Seriously, no female identifies with Hinata

Keep thinking that. You have the plethora of shy female protagonists against you.

What does that even mean? Retarded fanfiction is worse anything?

nice fanart. Almost looks real.

I wouldn't mind the short hair if it was more stylized like Hinata's part 1 hair.

Nigga we're talking about fanfics. Sasuhina is not as popular as sasusaku but it has a fanbase. It has nothing to do with NTR, some girls just like to self insert as the shy girl instead of the ""smart"" and """strong""" Sakura.
>If YOU were familiar with shoujo, you'd know there is a popular series involving a timid and kind girl and an extroverted and kind boy, kinda like NaruHina.
I hate to bring this up but pic related was popular enough to get 3 sequels and an anime adaptation with two seasons.

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There's a lot pf shy female characters, doesn't mean the female audience likes them

>Lee was too good for pinkshit.
Eat shit, not according to Lee.

>Hi goblin junior, still piddling around down there?

I did. I self inserted as Hinata, Rukia and Belle.

>
School Rumble

You could have used a better image you blight

This.
How can you call it a good pairing when there's no indication that they ever even acknowledged each other's existence before they were already married and had children with other people? (Well it's debatable whether on not Sasuke went through the trouble of getting married, but you know what I mean.)

Romantic feelings won't automatically develop just because circumstances put two people together, and I think more people are realizing this. Also in Naruto's case Sakura didn't really "deserve" him as much as Hinata did, what with her being a bitch to him when they were kids and the fake confession. It can also be argued that Sakura and Sasuke deserved each other although, in my personal opinion, even she didn't deserve the emotionally (and physically) distant train wreck that is Sasuke.

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She deserved Sasuke
She also deserved to get genuinely cucked but a shame that didn't pan out.

This.
Sasuke this, Sasuke that, the physical abuse towards the guy who wanted nothing more than kiss the ground she walks just so she would like him, she was obnoxious for completely different reasons than Nardo.
She had a chance to turn it around during the Chunin exams, but nope, she has this speech and moment about hating how she's always behind, cuts her hair and everything, but then jobs and needs to be saved by edgelord Sauce, she later goes to fucking job to Ino even after doing one of the manga's biggest asspulls.
Constantly being a shit and talking about sasuke 24/7, her only defining moments is guilt tripping Nardo to bring Sauce back and fake confessing after the timeskip. Sakura was a piece of shit through out it all.
I'm glad she got Sasuke at the end, her only true goal in life, even after he became a war criminal and almost killed her after she refused to murder his other equally obsessed groupie in cold blood.
It's nice to see her obsession be rewarded with a man who only married her because it was time to pair off and she still wouldn't shut up about her childhood crush.
A man who left her a single mother for 12 years and still isn't fucking home at all.
An unlikable unsocial fuckwad who got away with his bullshit because nepotism for an unlikable useless cunt, they're perfect for each other.

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A little harsh but you are right

What could there posibly be for you to self insert as them?

Because Sasuke had disappeared mysteriously a month before and he still hadn't shown up for the tournament despite getting the opportunity to fight stronger people; all while Orochimaru had given Sakura a creepy warning about how the cursed seal would turn Sasuke evil and how he'd leave the village to join him.

But keep pretending that Ino wouldn't be acting the same if she knew about the circumstances surrounding Sasuke's disappearance or that Sakura didn't give a shit about Naruto at the moment.

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Nah, at least Sasuke had real reasons to act the way he did

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Naruko x Sasuke
Naruto x Satsuki

La wea cuatica resplandeciente

HOOORII
YOU CAN ESCAPE FROM MEEE
I'LL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH

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This

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The books don't have pictures so he clearly prefers 1D

>sure will

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What language is this, I dislike it.

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This. Also Chi-chi would've been FAR happier with Vegetables as well.

*Vegeta
Goddammit.

Unironically the superior ship

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This

Not really. Now if she somehow managed to bag his little brother /then/ she would have been happy as fuck. She'll just have to settle for dominating Goku in bed, alas.

Just imagine how much of an utter asshole would sasuke be to Hinata

Chilean

Anyone feel like opening an old wound?

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she deserved better than knock off sauske

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Boruto-kun why aren't you kissing my mom

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Because that's your job

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Max and Brock cock blocked that ship way too hard. The writers didn't know how to handle that many main characters, so there was horrible script distribution.

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Choji's perfect reality girl

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>Fat guy's perfect reality girl is a generic looking background girl that cooks and loves watching him stuff his fat face.

I couldn't care less what she'd wear or what she looks like.
It all depends on what she cooks like.
Beef.
Pork.
Chicken.
Hmmmm...

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>Gay dumbledore

I don't like it when people lump this in with the rest of that shit because it was pretty heavily implied in the 7th book and even before that Dumbledore was always kind of camp.

Choji should have been killed in the war.

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She had light colored hair in the manga

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>Lass
I now view Ino's clan as a bunch of scots

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>She was canonically blacked

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Then why aren't they drunk 24/7?

>Naruto in team 10
Now that's crack.
I find it pretty funny that back in the beginning Iruka said he made the decision based on student aptitude to balance out the teams so you had the bottom of the barrel student team up with the best, etc.
But apparently it's a Leaf Village rule that Yamanaka, Nara and Akimichi must be put on the same team and be trained by a Sarutobi, even having their own ritual where the sensei gives them earrings to wear.
Like what the fuck kind of rigged bullshit is this!

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>Sasuke this, Sasuke that

Same applies to Hinata, except replace Sasuke with Naruto.

That's the Irish.

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She doesn't even end up with Kuwabara. Kuwabara falls in love with Hiei's sister.

Also that kek only became a sensei to train sauske. Iruka would have been the biggest piece of shit on earth to put naruto and sakura with the guy who is the worst sensei in the series.

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Oh, right. That happened.

Except Hinata actually shows better character.
Hinata doesn't just go "Naruto-kun" constantly, she fucking wants to follow his example, to try and imitate what she actually finds admirable about him, because it isn't looks that draw her to him put positive traits he has, because unlike Sakura, Hinata knows exactly what she likes about her crush beyond appearance. Fucking Sakura is just useless until she learns sannin shit but even then her manipulative one track personality brings her down as a trash person, then she's back to being useless again.
Fucking Hinata had the balls to confront Pain to protect the man she loves, while Sakura can't even convince Sasuke to do anything and resorts to disgraceful begging and tears.
Don't compare Sakura to Hinata, they are night and day and this is coming from an Ankofag

Kimi ni Todoke was the best. All the canon pairings were so cute and pure.

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>I imagine this is how Madara and Hashirama's meetings for peace used to go.

Madera - Uchiha and Senju are natural enemies! Like Hyuga and Uchiha! Or Aburame and Uchiha! Or Akimichi and Uchiha! Or Uchiha and other Uchiha! Damn Uchiha! They ruined Konoha!
Hashirama - Uchiha sure are a contentious people.
Madera - You've just made an enemy for life!

>insert joke about the one time Tobirama and Madara agreed on something

>Except Hinata actually shows better character.
>Hinata doesn't just go "Naruto-kun" constantly

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Nah, not even him but Hinata jumping into the fight against Pain for Naruto's sake, fully knowing she was going to die, was absolute top tier shit and the pressure for Naruto of losing Jiraiya, Tsunade, Kakashi and so many others on top of this made him go Nuclear

it would have been nice if the Yin seal asspull was doing the Pain fight so Sakura could actually be useful and stall Pain until Naruto could get there

Pain arc was pretty good

Something about how Legendary that team was during the third shinobi war, I guess they wanted to try and replicate it? who fucking knows

Would have been interesting seeing Naruto with his ultimate forgiveness when almost everyone who's ever cared for him are dead and not asspulled back to life. At least Hiashi had a back up in case hinata died for his plans to proceed.

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Luffy should have pounded some amazons

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Eri isn't flat, or do you mean Tenma, because she's very flat.

A bunch of NaruIno chads popped up, so Sasuhinafags felt it was time to make their move.

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Naruto and Hinata never had a proper interaction until The Last movie came out which shoe-horned them as a potential couple, anything is possible.

Hey it’s not Naruto fault he’s destined to have a personal relationship with him due to chakra ghosts

Bulma wouldn't of put up with Goku's irresponsibility while Chi-Chi literally gave up royalhood to be Goku's housewife.
It's vice versa since Chi-Chi wouldn't of put up with Vegeta's constant pessimism while Bulma usually shrugs it off.

All I see here is that Rock Lee is the only one who deserves Naruto

How is any of that relevant to Sakura cheering on Naruto for even making it to the finals and beating one of the strongest Genin in the exams?

All of Naruto's options were pretty shit. For everything he's been through he had to choose between a pink haired SJW or a clear eyed stalker.

He can always go for his filler movie harem

Once he made sexy jutsu is when all the boys shpuld have wanted to be friends

Link me Naruino fanfics.

thisthe Movie girls were top tier

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I'm sorry user, I can't go back into that rabbit hole

>not fem Bakugou so you also get the Todoroki sexual tension

>That huge freakout 10 years ago when she said she wanted Naruto's babies at the end

That Sakura regularly did cheer for Naruto but some NaruInofag is using the moment where she was concerned about Sasuke maybe running away to Orochimaru while Ino has no idea about the circumstances surrounding Sasuke's disappearance as some sort of retarded evidence that Ino cares more about Naruto than Sakura does.

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user.. you aren't allowed to re-upload that

>People say NaruSaku died early on
It’s quite clear it was a valid possibility up until her fake confession (and even then, he told his dad Sakura was his girlfriend, so he still liked her).

>There's no Boruto/Hanabi fics
but why

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There’s some porn but it’s kind of gay

Boruto is 12-13 and Hanabi is in her late 20s, user. Do the math.

He was the worst ninja in class, how was he not originally an underdog

Yes, and?

Fake underdog. We were sold an underdog to make us care about him, then told WELL ACTUALLY HE'S NINJA JESUS DEAL WITH IT.

I've always thought it was dead ever since Sasuke started showing signs of liking Sakura a bit during the forest of death and at his departure from Konoha.

It was perfectly clear that Sasuke was going to stop being edgy eventually,
and Naruto and Sakura's relationship never took that extra step of showing that it might become something more, especially since they both became so obsessed with Sasuke.

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I want Hanabi x Boruto femdom.

I want Naruto x Anko femdom

Because it turned out that:

>His dad was a former ninja president
>His mom was a member of one of the world's most powerful ninja clans
>He had a source of ninja juice bigger than the rest of the world combined stuck up his ass
>He had a prophecy made about him that said that he would become the savior of the world
>He was the reincarnation of one of ninja god's sons

me too. And Hanabi x Boruto too.

What did Ino mean by this, isn't she married?

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Sai isn't really packing as originally thought

She’s into the edgy bad boy Sasuke archetype, and Sai is just a knockoff Sasuke.

Kawaki is a legit sasuke clone, so she wants to jump his bone.

I'm thinking he means all those power boosts he got retroactively as the story progressed.

>Uzumaki is actually the name of the clan he belongs to but no one ever told him, and the clan is known to have shitton of chakra.
>He's also the son of the genius that found a way to teleport, no matter the distance at 14, without genetic eye bullshit, who later became fourth Hokage and a Sage and the Uzumaki Grandaughter of the first Hokage which is a senju (another top tier clan) and was the strongest motherfucker alive. On top of her being the jinchuriki of the nine tails.
>The nine tails, on top of giving him pretty much infinite chakra on top of his Godlike reserves, also gives him crazy healing factor, demonstrated in the chunin exams and with Naruto himself commenting about how he's always healed from past injuries after sleeping through the night.
>He's also the reincarnation of one of the sons of what's effectively this world's God,the guy that bestowed Chakra to humanity.
I may be forgetting something, but as Kishimoto kept going, Naruto stopped looking less like an underdog and more like a lazy moron, who stayed a scrub because there was no one pushing him to be better.
Calling Naruto an underdog after Kishimoto expanded on his origins and backstory is like calling Hercules and underdog.
A demi God is still a demi God, poor Neji was just a regular shinobi boy with mere natural talent for his clan's technique of poking people into paralysis or death

>It was perfectly clear that Sasuke was going to stop being edgy eventually,
Only he never stopped and only became more edgy

He did trade the edge for crippling autism on the second to last chapter

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Because the reason he was bad at is was because he literally never actually trained, and mostly just pulled pranks around the village.

Her and Conis are criminally underrated, funny that with all the wacky anime hair colors, blondes and redheads are still the best: Maraget, Conis, Domino, Miss Valentine, Kalifa, Nami, Sadi and non canon Baccarat.

If Naruto had trained, he would have been even stronger than Sasuke when they first got on a team together (see Hashirama bring better then Madara when they were kids and throughout their lives).

This.
It's hilarious how some people can't comprehend this, sure his life was shit, but he sucked because he was too busy pulling elaborate pranks for attention and being a truant.
I always fucking laugh when some faggot brings up their headcanon that the reason Nardo was shit was because he was purposely taught wrong like this shit's fucking Kung Pow.

>White haired Hinata

Sai seems like the kind of guy that would be ok with other men having sex with his wife

Sorta canon, depending on timeline shenanigans

Hashirama may have been naive and easygoing but he was never a retard like Naruto was, and was very talented at everything he did.

Why is Hanabi so best

fuck, this burrito manga fucking sucks, but i guess is bound to happen when you show the "this is going to happen in the future" kind of shit

That’s the thing though, they are literally reincarnations of the same person. Naruto had just as much potential as Hashirama. Anything Hashi could do, Naruto can also do.

Difference is Hashirama had to train because he lived in a time of war, while Naruto spent the first 13 years of his life dicking off pulling pranks and being a nuisance to everyone in the village.

>ninjas wearing fucking heels

>Naruto as wimp lo
I'm dying

Tsunade wore high heels.

Naruto would have never amounted to anything without the fox

These people jump around trees on their tip toes at mach 5
I think they can work around the heels

Fashion >>> Practicality

It's not even the same guy. This Assistant turned mangaka fucking sucks, his art sucks, his proportions are all over the place - just look at Nardo in the last panel - his character designs are also trash with Kawaki being a prime example, that and he took a pretty good Kishimoto design from the Boruto movie in Sarada and turned her into a Taiwanese child prostitute.
On top of that, the setting and characters have run their course, powerlevels have been established, story's over, there's nothing really worth a sequel for besides editors just wanting to keep this shit going as much as possible for cash regardless of quality.

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He would have been just as strong. Asuras spirit guarantees it. Without the fox, he would have gotten either wood style or that chain KG Karin used to defeat a giant wood Buddha.

>implying the mandatory sandals every shinobi wore weren't both practical and fashionable.
Manga Sarada looks fucking terrible compared to the one we got in the movie

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>the Chains
speaking of that why did Naruto never get those Chains?

A man of culture.

He didn’t need them, so I assume Asuras spirit didn’t unlock them for him. Had he needed them to be equal to Sasuke (Indra), he would have gotten them.

Based taste. Also, pick related

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when has age ever been a factor

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why is every girl in Naruto aside from Sakura and Hinata pretty good?

All of the amazones aside from Hancock are underrated.

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>Wasn't a complete bitch to Naruto like most kids
>Isn't a complete door mat like baby's first waifu
>SAI
>S A I
At least she didn't get Ten Ten'd but it still hurts bros. With their personalities shit could've been fun.

He didn't even get his dad's teleporting jutsu

God damn, I thought he did? I recall the Raikage saying something that the only person that could catch up to him was Minato
if they were going to make Naruto a special snowflake why didn't they give him any of those Jutsu aside from the Rasengan?

Because a certain someone only "tried" to write two female characters well.

Because they bothered to give her a personality now. Hinata's whole character just revolves around Naruto.

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>his dad's teleporting jutsu

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Blank slates or characters with little development are prime for fans to fill in the gaps. The more kishi would try to write a character the worse they'd eventually become.

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No, he just got super fast because of his fox chakra mode.

this is peak

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they were all cute, desu

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Fuck, meant for

Tsunade and Sarada?

>edo tensai
>flying thundergod
>shadow clones
Motherfucker created the "no offence kid" jutsu where he teleports behind you and stabs you. How can one man be so great.

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>Masashi Kishimoto has stated that if a Sharingan user and a Byakugan user were to have a child, their offspring would have one Byakugan and one Sharingan.

>Kakashi didn't plow that.
Gay.

ok

>no HashiMada
You absolute FOOLS

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>one byakugan gives 360 vision and a slightly better x ray vision
>two sharingans give you the ability to do pic related
Breeding with a Hyuga would just end up being a genetic downgrade for a sharingan user.

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She was coughing guy's gf

You've got to do the eye implant for that or you'll just go blind in your sharingan. The byakugan could possibly overcome that weakness since one eye could still have 360 vision.

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Who died.

Or just inject yourself with Hashirama juice

He’s not married and seems to spend the majority of his retirement with Gai.

Same reason Draco x Hermione and Zutara were popular ships despite zero canon basis.

Too busy being gay for not-dead Obito to do it

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That wouldn't fix the uchiha going blind. It only gets fixed by transplanting a sharingan, forget if they have to be closely related.

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No she fucking didn't. The shippers were just cherry picking and ignoring the context. Harry and Hermione were never, at any point in time, attracted to each other.

>Wouldn’t fix it
Works just fine for Obito, and he used his MS pretty much 24/7

>360
NEAR 360 degree vision
He constantly visited a memorial, he isn't going to plow a ninja widow.

It allowed Coolest Guy to spam his MS nonstop without any downsides.

Meanwhile Sasuke was already going blind after using Amaterasu once.

Is that the one where they are all abusive and call the main girl bitch-chan? SasuSaku fangirls probably love that.

>wizards shitting and pissing anywhere
That one is okay because it makes sense, and Dumbledore being gay was already a thing fans thought, she just claimed that it was always intentional when it was probably just dumb luck

>NEAR 360 degree vision
Still more vision than you'll have with two normal eyes.
Are we talking about Itachi or Danzo? Danzo's eyes I think went blind after each use. Itachi was pretty much blind since part 1. He was just ass pull to an extent that seeing didn't really make a difference because all of his other senses were so high.

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I liked Belle because of her book smarts and Beast was my first crush. Hinata for her shyness and the fact she wasn’t a bitch like most of the girls. Rukia for her shortness, drawing, and banter with Ichigo.

>Itachi or Danzo
>"Coolest Guy"

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>That sasuke
No wonder Naruto was obsessed with him.

How could Naruto even fight her while sporting a raging boner?

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ok

tobirama thought it was funny

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Uchiha being an all female amazon clan would have solved everything.

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>Instead of Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan it's Perpetual Mangekyo Sharingan

Link me Naruino fanfics.

I'm missing the joke

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If Sauce was a girl the whole story would make so much more sense. All his and Naruto's decisions suddenly make perfect sense.

I can't tell if you're being serious, making a joke I'm missing, or trying to piss me off by claiming not to understand.

first episode tsundere kiss
>imagine

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>Be Tobirama Senju, develop powerful Jutsu to pass the time.
>Create jutsu to bring back the dead because why the fuck not?
>Get bored of it.
>Hate Uchiha so I create a jutsu that makes me literally teleport, bastards can't use their eyes to predict what they can't even see!
>Be Tobirama Senju. Focused too much on developing niche techniques no regular shinobi will ever manage to master that I completely disregarded my social needs and nobody stands me, clearly jealous of my genius. Fuck everybody else they aren't Tobirama Senju
>Develop a technique that is able to create physical and completely independent clones of the user so I can just hang out with myself.
>Declare these techniques forbidden because fuck you, I'm Tobirama Senju

He was a pretty cool guy

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The words mean the same thing....I'm missing the joke

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Well I'm not going to spell it out for you.

No idea why flying thundergod was forbidden. It's not like it's something where you can mess up your calculation and get stuck in a wall because it's tied to an object. Shadowclones risk your life if you use too many unless you are a chakra monster. Then edo tensai requires sacrifices. Speaking of which I wonder how many uchiha "volunteers" he went though to test that.

I'll try not to lose any sleep over it then.

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Heh I thought hinata was too artificial to be liked by the female readers

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this thread was nice, but this pic made it for me. Thanks user. I needed that laugh

...the walking dead?

Kino

I always thought this would happen, it seemed perfect.

>Even Ninja Hitler says Tobirama went to far
No, he's objectively a horrible person

initials, you slow goof

You weren't supposed to explain the joke!

Why is this so funny

Even after you told me, it still took a while for it to click. Now I just feel bad.

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That's not a theory, that's what actually happened.

The original mistake, or that post correcting the mistake?
You didn't get the second joke either, did you?

T~There was a second J~Joke!

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Not in the original post, but in one of the responses to you making a fool of yourself.

Is it the spell it out one. Because I didn't get that until just now.

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>The original mistake, or that post correcting the mistake?
They depend on eachother

Yes. That was me playfully hinting the joke to you.
I understand the correction being dependent, but I don't quite get how the mistake is that dependent, since it should be pretty obvious what it was supposed to be.

Why wouldn't girls like hinata?

Ino was made for baring naruto's young.

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were you paying attention

Women tend to hate women who are the "ideal" of what a woman should be. Some people view it as rather than a fantasy or inspiration; that it's a reminder of what they'll never be.

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Not nurutu related but there you go.

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She’s weak and spineless? She’s the 50s version of an ideal woman, modern Women don’t like that archetype at all.

Link me Naruino fanfics.

>She’s weak and spineless?
Not by the time of Boruto

This, though she could still pick from Kurama or Hiei. Keiko is also really cute and her romance with Yusuke is adorable, it's not like it's a huge loss.

this is canon

>modern Women don’t like that archetype at all.
Their loss.
The 50s ideal woman had it made. Imagine if feminism didn't ruin that and the trend kept up to now? No real expectation besides getting married and raising a couple of rugrats, something proven to be more fulfilling than a career, sure you could do some work that's stereotypical feminine if you wanted but why would you and even coasting on this you still had the safety net of your family if it turns out you suck at picking a man for yourself.
House keeping wouldn't even take up your morning and you can take it easy and listen to music or podcasts while doing it, because of advancements in house appliances, also, don't like grocery shopping? Do that shit online baby don't even have to leave the house! Raising your own kids never been more convenient, dress like a dragon for them who gives a damn, if you can do it while wearing pajamas it ain't really a job, then you have all day to shitpost on and off and indulge in hobbies, watch anime, read manga or hang out with other housewifes like you're a bunch of NEETs while your husbands take all the stress of wageslavery.
Once kids get old enough then it's kindergarten and school, so much more free time! And all you're expected to do for this is cook meals, don't let yourself go, keep the house clean (which let's be honest you have to do regardless if you're a housewife or a spinster) and have marital sex, doesn't seem bad at all, women like sex, some "studies" would have you believe they like it more than men.
This is basically the dream men and women strife for: not having to work a shitty thankless job, enjoying your hobbies and without judgment because everyone just expects the simplest thing which is also happens to be the foundation by which all of civilization flourishes, and women had it.

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I want a nuclear family.

Women are retarded, more news at 11:00.

It's not Anime, but Gwen x Peter B. really tops my kino. The age gap is just top notch.

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Link me to Naruino hentais, even if it's just Ino hentais. Only if it's decent. No garbage writing and art. I remember there was an awesome one but I couldn't never find it again.

The only FTG users are people who mastered it, who knows if Orochimaru tried to use it only to get himself telefragged

I think Naruto's fight's would have been better if he had more variety in his arsenal and didn't just spam Shadow clones and Rasegans and actually outsmarted his enemies like he did with Zabuza

As much as I was up for this, her winding up with Naomi was one of the things I actually liked about the ending.

Coming up with ways to make the character seem clever or smart is dificult, this is why Naruto wasn't pulling those fancy tricks from part 1

Yeah but O MY SNAKE was just fine
I am just upset Naruto had wind as an element but didn't learn any actual Wind Ninjutsu aside from the Rasenshuriken, the shit Danzo pulled with Wind Ninjutsu was pretty good and I wanted to see more of that

He outsmarted nearly every opponent. vs. Pain is a masterful showing by Naruto despite the fact that he only uses his classic moves.
>leaves shadow clones behind to gather nature energy while he fights
>summons them and releases the jutsu in order to enter sage mode without needing to stay still
>knows exactly his limit on how many shadow clones he can leave at myoboukuzan and how many he can create in battle to avoid disrupting the ones at myobouku
>knows exactly how many rasengan he can use in sage mode as well
>disguises his clones as rasengan and rubble and shit
Kage bunshin, henge, and rasengan end up being quite versatile.

This.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! SOMEONE, PLEASE, HELP ME FIND THAT NARUTO X INO DOUJINSHI! Far as I remember Ino visits Naruto and they fuck on a chair and stuff! I can't find it anywhere but it was a great hentai!

Hinata hasn't been weak and spineless by the Chunin Exams because her entire growth was developing out of being weak and spineless, hence her standing up to Neji.
Girls dislike Hinata because she's not a vapid, shallow bitch like they are and she's just as popular, if not more so, than their self-insert.

>implying that's stopped doujin artists before

Sasuke would of been a better mc than Naruto

That would've been interesting to see at least

But that makes it better

Sasuke's dick was bigger than Naruto's

Superior pairing here.

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The series would have been better if indra, madara, and sasuke were female.

There's one where she takes over Sasuke's body and then uses it to fuck herself

It was smaller. No such thing as a hung bottom, my dear.

That's not a big accomplishment

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I already know this one. Easy to find.

Would have been too Kino for this world.

fanfiction.net/s/6557238/1/Better-Left-Unsaid

Only one I've read. It's pretty good. Haven't finished it because it's long as hell and still ongoing.

>one million words for a couple that never interacted until the Boruto manga
That's some dedicated autism

They got that awesome hentaikey pic that we all probably fapped to ten years ago, though

Vanilla so powerful it converted 774 to the path of righteousness

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fanfiction.net/s/12438633/1/Within-Interest
This one seem dropped, but was very interesting to read

fanfiction.net/s/3488198/29/What-If
It's a collection of One shot, and this one is a fun NaruIno OS. Here is the sequel to it : fanfiction.net/s/3488198/35/What-If

Well, a paring that I liked (even if they never interacted before) was Naruto x Yugito. (Thanks to Fanfics really).

>Yugito
literally who?

The Jinchuriki of the Nibi, who was "raped" by Kakuzu and Hidan.

Thanks friends.

I want Hanabi x Boruto femdom.

Also, here is a nice SFW Doujin for NaruIno : deviantart.com/indy-riquez/art/NaruIno-Doujin-love-Complex-cover-388605311

based

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>That's some dedicated autism
So you mean to say he's /our guy/?
But seriously over a million words across 78 chapters spanning 8 years since publishing on the site, all for a ship of characters that saw fuck all for canon interaction. Not counting the multiple fics he wrote, which all reach at least 200k words with another going up to 800k words, I'd think this guy's got the Kazuma Kamachi syndrome.

I had to know more, so a look at his page (if it's to be believed) shows that this NaruIno-fag's a 27 year old black guy that hates Yaoi(good man), listens to Guns n Roses and Beastie Boys, plays golf and is a /fit/izen that likes to train and spar and his personal hero is a cop turned MMA fighter. He's got Podcast shit going on a youtube page that's still active where he also plays vidya from time to time as well. Where does this nigga find the time for so much shit!?
He also respects Vanilla Ice and unironically likes Ice Ice Baby.
This guy's gotta be the whitest black guy I've ever heard about, his very soul must be as white as any cumskin hiding from the sun, but I guess it makes sense seeing as he'd go so far for the most Aryan of naruto ships.

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Nah she gave him a bath when he was a kid, if she hooked up that'd be like grooming.

that was very cute. Whats with the Sakura shit in the next chapters?

Don't really remember. But maybe she was jealous?

Based zutarafag

Did these two ever talked about Boruto?