Can I enjoy JOJO without being gay or bi?

Valentines only fault is that his backstory comes in way too late and he uses it as a bargaining chip so I lost sympathy for him. Otherwise hes just about perfect.
Pucci>Valentine >Kira>Dio>Kars>Diavolo>DIO

He is the best jojo antagonist followed by Kira. Valentine is simply superb.

Yes. JoJo is not gay.

s-scary monsters?

What about it

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the very top. him and Kira are the best villains. Rest are literal fags

best main villains*

nothing...nothing at all

Okay then😂

N-NANIIII?!

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why is she black?

Italians are not white

Western artist

No😂

>traumatized by what he thought transpired between Giorno and Mista
>proceeds to gun down the first gay couple he encounters in cold blood
Gays are like dogs in Jojo.

I am. South Italy's terroni are brown.

He didn't even see them do the gay stuff.

>Gays are like dogs in Jojo.
Araki got worse at drawing them?

>replying
You're new here, aren't you?

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>I finally found you!
The beginning of the fight sucked by the ending of Clash and Talking Head was unmitigated kino.

You can enjoy it, but you can't appreciate it fully.

>Can I enjoy JOJO without being gay or bi?
Yes, many straight women love Jojo.

>You're new here, aren't you?
Only newfags say that, newfag.

You'd actually enjoy it more if you aren't gay. And bisexuality is a meme.

Sorry, but JOJO is only for us demipansexuals mainstream sexuality like bi or gay just don't understand the characters or designs.

fixed some bits

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Absolutely just ignore the fujos

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Yes. Jojo is very straight.

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BASED🐸

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>All gay/bi characters in Jojo are evil
What did Araki mean by this?

Jesus christ, are people really this insecure about their own sexuality?

Giorno isn’t evil

He's a lawful evil

Pucci is pretty fucking gay and he's not evil

Calm down faggot, you're allowed to ask for opinions

And that's why he isn't gay, duh

you literally can't

looks like i spotted one ;)

Takes one to know one ;)

np dude, i'm not offended to be called one

>Narancia "Putting fags in body bags" Ghirga
>Narancia "Suck dick? Beat em with a stick" Ghirga
>Narancia "I see a gay, time to slay" Ghirga
>Narancia "Slurping semen, begone demon" Ghirga
>Narancia "Gay pride? Commit suicide" Ghirga

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Yes, just look at some of the responses here.

Now kiss :)

lol the first ep of Battle Tendency is so much more fun than all of phantom blood

Speedwagon isn't evil tho?

>gays

>Narancia "I'm inside another man guess I gotta die" Ghirga

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it's funny to imagine
>"damn, this is really cool!"
>"but wait a minute...isn't this gay...?"
>"no! I don't like it! go away! i like pussy!!"

Giorno is literally the gayest

Okay you got me there

Straight male here.
Do you ship any gay/bi characters? Pucci and Dio fucked, that's my headcannon.

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I'm not into homoshit but I'm sure that DIO was such a hedonist that he tried sticking it into a dude once or twice. Vampire life must get boring without trying out new stuff.

also he just got back from spending 94 years in a coffin underwater, that's a lot of pent-up lust

I read somewhere that Araki confirmed that Dio is indeed, bisexual.

I would in a heartbeat

Wait, I'm an anime only fag.
That's no Narancia, that's Gio-gio.

araragi always just asspulls most of the time and comes up with an "explanation" later

Jojo is pandered to fujos, and many of them are straight, so yes you can enjoy it as long as you accept the fact that the series is gay.

I also DIO used sex as a recruitment tactic in cases like Vanilla Ice.

Well, your headcanon is stupid.

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you gon get spoiled

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I like Trish

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The anime maybe, i seriously doubt araki yhas ever pandered to anyone.

yeah shit goes wack later

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I can't believe Trish was a traitor all along

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How do you think Narancia felt being in the body of a dude who he thought sucked his bro’s dick

Reminder that drugs are bad

Would buccellati have survived if they hadnt killed doppio here? looks like his body is working again.

mmkay

God, I want to bend him over the table so fucking badly.

So is smoking

Treat your body well for a good life

Yes. Visit an exorcist to rid your uncertainty, it's a problem which will cripple your soul.

Pucci>Kira>Diavolo>Valentine>DIO>Kars>Dio

When I'm old and sickly I'm gonna start smoking again. I never cared about alcohol or drugs or anything else unhealthy, but smoking is great. Too bad it costs a lot and is banned everywhere these days.

let me fix that for you

>Can I enjoy JOJO without becoming gay or bi?

No.

Based

should leave this thread right now desu

The improved version.
Go be a nigger somewhere else.

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Kira>Pucci>Valentine>Dio>Diavolo>DIO>Kars

That's lighting you fucking morons, note how Spice Girl is a bit muted too. She is absolutely Caucasian in that pic.

>tanned
>black
jesus christ go outside for once

durrr David Poo why Trish black

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She's not even tanned. It's a darkly lit image. Her skintone is in the light Caucasian range, this is basic understanding of lighting.

>Part 1, 6, and 7 spoke English
>Part 2 spoke German and English
>Part 5 spoke Italian
>Part 4 and 8 spoke Japanese
And the Crusaders spoke English right? I guess Jotaro and Kakyoin spoke Japanese with each other but everyone else seems like they should only know english. Either that or they just communicated somehow beyond language with their stands.

I approve

This.
The anime itself is fine too, I guess everyone sees what they want to see. Jojo is just so good.

They all spoke Japanese faggot.

Same, but i'll probably have diavolo higher if he gets more backstory
One chapter wasn't enough

>jesus christ go outside for once
Stop saying stupid shit tanning your skin will ruin it and give you cancer.

You need to shield your skin form the sun if outside(think Marceline the vampire queen) if you are white.

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part 5 anime is definitely gayed up (not that I'm complaining)

>Polnareff, Avdol, Hol Horse, DIO, and all the other rando indians and arabs they encounter all understand and speak perfect japanese
Doubt

>glowing neon skin
>fixed

there's your reason she looks dark in that pic

I do wonder how did Cesar learn English, everybody else has a way to know it
then again the Pillar Men somehow know German and English so w/e

ah yes, the Egyptian Avdol had a lot of Japanese experience, so did the Frenchman Polnareff

>think Marceline the vampire queen
but her mom was a nigger.

Avdol traveled the world so him knowing Japanese isn't far-fetched.

>Pillar Men
Can basically instantly learn any language seconds after seeing it used.

>but her mom was a nigger.
I'm explaining to you real life not how cancers SJW Adventure Time is.

Tanning is a dangerous practice perpetuated by nigger worshipers who want to get their skin black.

You are not supposed to expose your skin to intense sun (the kind that gives you sunburn) for extended periods of time.

And she is the best example of how to behave.

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shut up ESL

I've got shit to do outside, I'm just gonna use sunscreen instead of a (very gay) parasol.

Whatever floats your boat. There are also large hats who can shade your face

Couldn't Gold Experience just give Bruno more life energy for each time he heals him? His healing gave Bruno life energy when King Crimson absolutely rekt him the first time

Yeah but Bruno was dead when Giorno have him life energy so he effectively reanimated a corpse. He just did it before Bruno's mind began to decompose

What is wrong with jojo faces and poses?
They look like the nerdiest thing ever and people who got their arms and legs broken in one picture.

How did that make sense?

Absolutely. I'm straight as uncooked spaghetti but I still like jojo a lot.

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well photosynthesis is a good way to get vitamin D, so spending some time exposed to sunlight is okay - as long as you don't overdo it and end up with skin cancer

I always thought he only succeeded because Bruno went full muh resolve and returned as soul to his body, and the body was dead the whole time - but that doesn't explain how Doppio managed to live in it

How Trish looks
>I guess I shoot you now, not like I have better things to do.
>Did I forget to buy the newspaper today?
>Did I turn off the lights after I left?
>Oh right this shooting thing now, lets finish this so I can go back to organizing my socks.

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nope, you're gay now. sorry pal i don't make the rules

they had big IQ

>How did that make sense?
They are basically ultra evolved superman who have the intellect of ultra geniuses.
I was trying to find the clip of Santana basically instantly understanding how a gun works after seeing it for the first time sorry no dice.

Simpy watch part 2 when the pillar man Santana shows up(its the first fight).
Canonically Kars has 400IQ

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jojo is for losers

This.💯

using this as proof is kinda misleading since it's Kars after putting on the Stone Mask and evolving, it's not like Pillar Men were not a species that didn;t need to replicate

>vitamin D
Yes however if you start getting tanned its says you did have enough.
Fun fact did you know whites have white skin to absorb sunlight in colder climates to get vitamin D.

And niggers who live in these climates have a perpetual vitamin D deficiency?

Fun fact if you are white you can live anywhere you only need to shield your skin from the intense sun of the African region with clothing etc.
Meanwhile niggers are fucked if they try to live in the north. Not getting their vitamin D even if they get 100% of their body exposed to the sun 24/7.

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>SEX = USELESS
Among the main villains, who would you rank as the gayest to the least gay?

True however I don't think his intellect was boosted a lot or at all.
So I say it helps picture it.
And are you forgetting Santana figured how guns worked after seeing them for the first time?
jojo.fandom.com/wiki/Santana
>Advanced Intelligence: Santana possesses a higher form of intelligence and is able to figure out most things simply by studying them for a brief moment. Given a short amount of time, Santana can quickly learn and become fluent in any language, and was able to dismantle a gun almost instantly, a feat which would have taken several hours for a trained soldier to learn.

Dio>Pucci>Kars>Valentine>Diavolo>Kira

Pucci > Kars > Kira > Diavolo > Dio > Valentine

>gayest
DIO, he probably canonically banged dudes
>least gay
Kira
Pucci and Kars are the most asexual

just meant that picture, all Pillar Men showed signs of being extremely smart or clever (ACDC vs. Joseph, Wham vs. Joseph 1 and vs. Cesar, Kars vs. Lisa Lisa)

Pucci > Diavolo (Literally inside another man all the time) > DIO > Dio (For Jonathan) > Kars > Kira > Valentine

dude imagine how good battle tendency could have been if they'd added stands

if Diavolo likes Doppio is that gay or just narcissistic?

Narcissism

Narcissistic. Saying that Diavolo is gay is like saying masturbation is gay. The fact that Doppio is close to how was when he was younger just makes it seem like he cherished his own youth.

>asks of Jojo is for gays
>posts best boy who immediately gunned down a gay couple
Tell me

It's self-masturbatory narcissism than anything else.

>self-masturbatory
As opposed to... another-masturbatory? Wouldn't that be just jacking somebody off?

Kek my bad on the redundant word usage. But yeah, Diavolo "loving" Doppio is just masturbatory narcissism.

>KC vs Metallica next week

I'm not ready bros

Hot

you are right however I don't know of any pre ultimate life form stats for them.
>ACDC

Can be argued to be peak Spock from star trek. You can not anger him or exploit his exemptions.

I think all of them are extremely intelligent or/and psychologically perfect, not panicking is a benefit.

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so why did people latch onto these two gag scenes?

I like her feet

The Avdol/Joseph scene is such an odd thing to point to because Joseph is practically the chad JoJo among all Jojos. Hilariously, I've seen instances of fujos feeling awkward when you bring up the fact that he had a wife and mistress since it makes them seem misogynistic for ignoring the women in Joseph's life.

>chad
>sucked dry by dio

>can stay active for one year without eating or drinking
lol did he just starve to death then? I guess all that shit about him slowly losing consciousnesses never happen'd and he just died

>can stay active
>active
I guess he would just hibernate without food, plus in space he was frozen and didn't use any energy.

Let me tell you about Sicilians...

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>read the manga
>go to Yea Forums
>turns out, some people thought Narancia was a girl
Why?

I have no idea about Narancia, but when I was reading the manga for the first time I thought Bucciarati and at least one of Squalo and Tiziano were female.

I have no fucking clue myself either. It was abvious he was a boy, how the flying fuck you manage to see him as a girl?
Has Tsurugi been using his Stand on these people?

>obvious
fixed

if you're not reading and just looking at pics then yeah, without context Narancia looks like a muscly chick, not far from Jolyne or Hermes
it does not help that his VA for video games is a chick, either

I always thought that Part 5's cast were a boy band-lite so I never had this problem but I did notice how frequently people mistook him for a girl.

*blocks your path*
What do?

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>he doesn't suck off his gym rival to show him who's boss

Valentine is only under Pucci, even if Kira is great

of course not, every single character is gay so it is obviously a gay show

youtube.com/watch?v=liDdir5FBr0

Did you just assume Xir gender?

>t. moeshitter

nah I'm just straight

twitter.com/goIdexp/status/1113131447211233281

It'd be neat if the Pillar Men didn't have stands but the protagonists did.

I would say that being awake uses energy but I don't think science has explained yet why we even sleep in the first place so i'll give you that one

pic related killed 2 homos and a manlet tho
he's a based retard boy

>its the prosciutto/risotto pairing again
It still makes no sense

I hate this pairing because it usually makes Prosciutto very unmanly and I like manly Ham.

Squadra ships are about 99% fanon since they barely have any interaction with each other. Risotto and Prosciutto are essentially seen as the Bruno and Abba of the group and because there's no known ranking other than Risotto being the Leader and Pesci being the new guy Prosciutto gets headcanon'ed as the right hand/second in charge because of his personality and how he's seen handling Pesci.

They talked like, once. Wait..did they?

Some fujos are superficial.
This. Prosciutto isn't a fucking bottom

>read the manga
>go to Yea Forums
>turns out, some people thought Abbacchio was a girl
Ironically enough I am one of the people that thought Narancia was a girl but thought it's obvious Abbacchio is a man.

They're never shown communicating with each other, not even in the anime (so far). It's possible Risotto was the one Prosciutto called before he died, but it's unknown.

Hopefully we'll get a flashback of Squadra ransacking Trish's home

But you were all along OP

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My favorite fight in Jojo is the one where Araki mocks suicidal depressed people and calls them petty, pathetic, groveling, narcissists.

Mine is when he bombs two fags into bodybags

Pucci said that and he's evil though

>Pitter-Patter Pop doesn't pander to the Risotto x Prosciutto pairing
Good

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Yeah but Hermes straight up called McQueen a narcissist for being suicidal
Of course he would only think of himself if he had literally nobody

they pander to Melone/Ghiaccio tho

Yes all the canon faggots in Jojo die. Anything else is fujoshit delusional

>Risotto x Formaggio
>Trish x Illuso
Based

Hermes called McQueen a narcissist for being intent on killing himself to the point of (and actually actively enjoying) taking an innocent woman with him you fucking whiner

The girl that kills herself in Sleeping Slaves is portrayed as noble and heroic.

Oh god no, I don't want RisoPro pandering in Risotto backstory.

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I will never not hate grey Formaggio

Holy shit

more like
>Trish/Turtle
>Illuso/dying alone unloved by anyone
how can mobile game developers be so based

is there a better pleb filter than PB?

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Hirose Yasuho is a slut that has already been ravaged by two big dick niggas and one tiny shaft faggot (Higashikata Joshuu)
Trish Una is better.

you arent alone

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No. Seeing as how we still get absolute faggots and normies in these threads.

Post Fugos

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sure, sponge boy

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Fish and Ham didnt deserve it, r-right bros...?

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Only the first 3 parts.

that's mista, you fucking retard

why are all finns so autistic

Meh tier. Decent antagonist, awful character. And as you mentionned his charisma level suddenly goes from 0 to 100 in a matter of panels. It's just weird.
I wish his wife were the villain of the arc.

everyone in part 5 deserved it, they were gangsters

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just because it has gay jokes and gay poses and gay fanbase doesn't make it gay tou dumb shit

no
unless traps arent gay

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Narancia was never a trap. You were always gay however.

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Narancia is such a little bitch. Is like every time he is on screen he is asking for a man to pound his boipussy. Is like, so obvious and even kinda vulgar at times. What a fucking SLUT. I love him.

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fuck

post cute bossu

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>bossu next week
based

He shows up at the end of Spice Girl this week.

he is an adorable sissyslut. Clearly made for matingpress.

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Probably, but only for so long. His body was already beginning to fall apart; within a few days he'd be completely non-functional and practically a corpse. It was a merciful death.

yes

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How come Diavolo got normal-ish eyes but Trish didn't get soulless Mista eyes?

literally me

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Araki "J.K. Rowling" Hirohiko

at least canon shows dio likes men in his bed

Narancia is made for lots and lots of... !!!!

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it's happening

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>Lisa Lisa was black all along
>stand users don't use toilet because stands do the cleanup for them

No, user, it doesn't. But please keep posting your reaction to the manga we are all VERY interested.
I really mean it, please keep posting

Lucy has like 80 iq

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Because she was already dying of an illness and she donated her organs to save someone else’s life.

Based

who the fuck are these characters

How the fuck does DIO come back? Jotaro burnned his body in the sunlight.

Never seen this one before. Jonathan is rocking those pants.

Based

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giorno brought him back to life

Jonathan and Dio, fake fan.

As long as you acknowledge that fujos are our queens who we must worship.

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this chapter made me rock hard

this is fucking metal

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tubular bells was really fucking cool.
dont know why people hate it

>thunder mcqueens namesake killed himself in 2010

Narancia was the most annoying character from part 5.

*Giorno was the most annoying character of part 5.
fixed it for you.

>
This but unironially

It's asspulls: the arc

I swear some of you have such a hateboner for Giorno it's almost obsessive.

Totally agree

prove me wrong then.
i never felt tired of narancia when he was in the spotlight. with giorno, it was different.

Good shit, thanks anons

>prove
Opinions are opinions, nothing to prove there. It's just funny how it feels like half of these threads are about whining about Gio. I'm neutral when it comes to him, he's a gary stu but he is also Jonathan and DIO's son so it makes sense. Part 5 isn't as much about him as it is about Passione anyway, I feel like Sleeping Slaves made it clear.

Say what you want about the Jojo fanbase, but they make some of the best art of any fanbase
youtu.be/aCK6qukfEbQ

i mean...
it has a lot of QUALITY...
the rest is good??? i guess???

My Stand「Scissor Sisters」can banish any mullet

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post the best joestar

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why does JJL Kira look more japanese than DiU Kira?

Because he's not blonde

How does PS2 Trish manage to be cuter than anime Trish

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Based

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based

PS2 game devs can model women, Davidpoo can't draw women. And no ugly face lines.

Since she looks like an alien in the anime, it's not really complicated.

Spice Girl's tits look funny

I wish they'd gone with the later part messy semi whirl hair rather than the mid-part whirl

Why is that?

She looks like a Digimon.

i honestly can't fathom how people call narancia cute, he's an ugly fucking malnourished goblin
stop jacking off to gay-ass fanart

All jojo women except for Trish look good in the anime (Yeah, even part 3 girls with those weird face lines).

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>Wrecking Ball makes you blind on one side
>The girl is blind on one side
hmmm

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to be fair, his dick was well hidden in that one doujin...
thats not gay, right????

Why would you have lighting like that in a contextless standalone art piece

even Melone is a cuter trap than Narancia

yes, SC because its 48 episodes long and you don't have any previous context for DIO or Joseph.

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>Download episode off HorribleSubs
>Still has shitty crunchyroll name translations

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Horriblesubs is crunchyroll.

HS literally just rips Crunchy, fansubbing is dead

stop fucking blogposting, gyro loses, dies and the kid he tries to save dies. johnny's father likes him again and he learns to walk, then dies in part 8 flashbacks in japan

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Why do you have to be rude like that?

i already know all that

why couldn't joseph be the protag forever guys? :(

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because why would someone post about a particular part and invite discussion of it without having finished the part?

look at this faggot

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Because he’s shit.

PB is just a third rate gothic horror story with shonen fistfights, people don't dislike it because it's hard to comprehend, they dislike it because it's boring

Too one note

To share their reactions as they read.

if they cant sit down and enjoy reading through the manga from start to finish without having to "share" an unformed worthless opinion, they deserve to get spoiled. it's like asking questions before the movie's over, are you more interested in actually absorbing the themes of the work as you're watching it and the artful way the author weaves the narrative, or are you more interested in sharing your little comments?

>Giorno having a crush on a woman

Giorno is gay

it's a fucking superhero comic for 14 year olds

They can enjoy it fully while also sharing their thoughts. If you don’t like hearing people talk about manga, why are you on a manga board?

This feels so out of character...

why couldn't all the jojos be qt grills? :(

Jojo is for fujos

Giorno is gay, and also he wouln't let himself get cucked like this.

Anyone got links to nice official posters?

>Terrible villain
>Bad stand
>Boring fight
>Protagonist I am completely apathetic to
>One of the worst conclusions to a fight I've ever seen in JoJo
Pure shit.

McQueen might be the most unlikable character in JoJo. He's too erratic to be sympathetic, he's too dangerous to be likeable, he's not evil enough to be unlikable, he's nothing. If you're writing a suicidal character and I don't care whether they die or not, there's a problem. Especially when "suicide" is the only characterization they have. The arc wasn't even good in terms of character building. My opinion of Ermes' character at the end of the arc was the exact same as it was at the beginning. That is especially bad when it's her only solo fight in the entire part, which doesn't leave Ermes with that much character development. In terms of the villain, we learn that he thinks suicidal people are pure evil, but that's about it. I would say that's cool foreshadowing to Weather and such but Ermes ruins that by also calling McQueen a pure evil person. Then later on Ermes cries over the death of said suicidal man, despite just weeks ago saying that those kinds people were "pure rotten evil".

Also the ending of the fight is bad. The whole "fight" is. One of which is interrupted by Emperio who comes in to give Ermes a big exposition dump that should have just been given to Jolyne later on. The fight ends with Ermes trying to convince McQueen not to kill himself. This is where the tension lies, right here, if Ermes is unable to convince McQueen, she will die. That's the whole point of this scene right? If Ermes fucks up, she will die, right? No, Ermes does fuck up, but she just puts a sticker on him and he's KO'd. Thus making that entire scene that just played out completely fucking pointless. Ermes just goes "I'm a Part 5 character now, so I can just take this damage and still win", even though that's not at all how resolve worked. This isn't resolve, it's just bullshit.

>Pucci first
Pucci is objectively the worst. How can you rank him higher than the villain that he himself idolizes?

true post

When Giorno sees a dick he wants, he goes right in and sucks it. He turned Mista gay just to suite his whims.

>But Mista liked Trish

Trish fucked off after the events of VA and Mista became Giorno's personal bodyguard (aka fucktoy).

This is embarrassing.

>Ermes just goes "I'm a Part 5 character now, so I can just take this damage and still win", even though that's not at all how resolve worked. This isn't resolve, it's just bullshit.
How is it any different?

All the character building in part 6 went to Jolyne and Pucci

heh, i'm not a big fan of SBR either but what happened to "it's the best jojo part, it's the best manga ever made, its a seinen masterpiece!!!" ?

finish the fucking thing before posting. i cant believe some people are so arrogant as to presume anybody cares about their comments when they haven't even read the whole thing. the board is based on discussion which presumes you have experienced whatever you're discussing- like talking about a book in literature club AFTER you've read it and can now fully analyze it with the context of the greater pieces present.

i cant even fault someone for saying
"oh i walked out of the theater during that movie"
"oh i dropped that game after 5 hours"
i wouldnt expect them to fully discuss the work because they don't know it, but at least they're vaguely familiar with some of it

but to fucking blogpost while you post whatever random page you're currently on, what kind of arrogance is that? who asked for these live updates? is the reader more important than the manga itself now? what are you even supposed to be discussing besides your own selfish little quirky comment? it's certainly not the MANGA on the MANGA BOARD that's being discussed. what's next? watching other people play video games? watching other people commentate movies? watching other people livestream as they eat food? hah

when i read the manga, i sat down and fucking read it, without doing a live feed of my "reactions". i only posted about a particular jojo part AFTER i had finished that part. i was wary that otherwise i'd get spoiled and would give uninformed opinions. clearly the poster in this case doesn't care about that

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What are you doing with my mom!?

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Ironic weebs I guess who'll spout about how "fabulous" JJBA is.

>heh, i'm not a big fan of SBR either but what happened to "it's the best jojo part, it's the best manga ever made, its a seinen masterpiece!!!" ?
More than one person other than you posts on this board.

>i cant believe some people are so arrogant as to presume anybody cares about their comments when they haven't even read the whole thing
A lot of people enjoy those posts.

>the board is based on discussion which presumes you have experienced whatever you're discussing- like talking about a book in literature club AFTER you've read it and can now fully analyze it with the context of the greater pieces present.
Those posts aren’t meant to be completely informed and analytical. According to your logic, we shouldn’t talk at all about Jojolion until it’s finished.

>but to fucking blogpost while you post whatever random page you're currently on, what kind of arrogance is that? who asked for these live updates? is the reader more important than the manga itself now? what are you even supposed to be discussing besides your own selfish little quirky comment? it's certainly not the MANGA on the MANGA BOARD that's being discussed. what's next? watching other people play video games? watching other people commentate movies? watching other people livestream as they eat food? hah
You assume that someone sharing their thoughts on an anonymous imageboard must be an attention seeking narcissist. This says far more about you than about them.

twitter.com/sadmirnoff/status/1104995169491836928

yeah definetely what

It's pretty obvious that giorno is sad about mista being taken

>More than one person other than you posts on this board.
it is a general consensus, people can't stop bringing up how SBR is a seinen and the 2nd top rated manga ever

>A lot of people enjoy those posts.
fucking voyeurs

>Those posts aren’t meant to be completely informed and analytical. According to your logic, we shouldn’t talk at all about Jojolion until it’s finished.
everybody that has read up to the most recent chapter is on equal ground. it's a monthly released manga that's not done yet, it invites discussion on its own like a weekly TV show

>You assume that someone sharing their thoughts on an anonymous imageboard must be an attention seeking narcissist. This says far more about you than about them.
i just happen to be good at spotting when someone clearly doesn't want to sit down and read the manga on their own WITHOUT being socially connected 24/7 and discussing whatever it is they're doing at all times, as much as they want people to know how quirky or observant or funny they are, as if their little comment is so visionary, so insightful or humorous that they just HAD TO ACTUALLY STOP READING THE MANGA ITSELF, make a screencap of a section of the page, and upload it to an image board with their little comment next to it. That's how cool they are. They don't need to read the manga as bad as they need to comment about it. Fuck them and fuck you fags.

this won't matter because you will soon be dead, but the true intention of my blogposts was to expose people who haven't read the part to the pages as i imagine their out of context reactions contrasted to my own, but now that you know this i must eliminate you

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>it is a general consensus, people can't stop bringing up how SBR is a seinen and the 2nd top rated manga ever
Maybe you just don’t read enough posts.

>fucking voyeurs
You mean fans of the series who like to read what other people feel about it?

>everybody that has read up to the most recent chapter is on equal ground. it's a monthly released manga that's not done yet, it invites discussion on its own like a weekly TV show
And once a new chapter comes out, any first time readers of the previous chapter automatically turn into uninteresting attention seekers?

>i just happen to be good at spotting when someone clearly doesn't want to sit down and read the manga on their own WITHOUT being socially connected 24/7 and discussing whatever it is they're doing at all times, as much as they want people to know how quirky or observant or funny they are, as if their little comment is so visionary, so insightful or humorous that they just HAD TO ACTUALLY STOP READING THE MANGA ITSELF, make a screencap of a section of the page, and upload it to an image board with their little comment next to it. That's how cool they are. They don't need to read the manga as bad as they need to comment about it. Fuck them and fuck you fags.
You’ getting irrationally angry over an imaginary issue.

I still don't get how Hot Pants killed Mike O. How did putting Cream Starter in his throat make him inflate his own head rather than just suffocating him?

THE BLACK QUEEN CHANTS THE FUNERAL MARCH

Giorno uses gold experience to reanimate him to defeat the boss

lol I fucked up and accidentally deleted the season 1 files I had when I decided to download the first few stardust eps ready

What would happen if josuke used Crazy DIamond on Dios bone?

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A bunch of dust in Egypt would fly to Japan, collect on the bone, and reconstitute itself into Jonathan's corpse.

>Part 3
Vanilla Ice steps on a nail which causes him get noticed by Avdol.
Avdol then tries to fight Vanilla Ice but loses his arms on the processes, thanks to Avdol, Iggy and Polnareff notice Vanilla Ice and three of them try to fight him.
After long fight they defeat him and managed to reach Joseph and Kakyoin, thanks to Iggy and Avdol DIO is distracted enough to point he doesn’t turn Kakyoin into a donut .
Everything else exactly same as canon but Avdol, Iggy and Kakyoin are alive and Avdol gets new pair of mechanical hands after DIO’s death.
>Part 4
Everything is the same as canon but Kakyoin is here for some reason.
>Part 5
Polnareff still gets crippled thanks to Diavolo.
Abbacchio still dies thanks to Doppio.
Fugo rejoins the group during the Green Day and Oasis fight because he felt guilty for basically leaving his friends he made to die on a suicidal mission.
Polnareff switches bodies with Fugo instead of Coco Jumbo.
Despite Fugo/Polnareff’s efforts Narancia still ends up dead.
Giorno still gets Gold Experience Requiem, Bruno and Doppio still die and Diavolo still ends up dying infinite number of times.
>Part 6
Thanks to Ermes, Weather Report survives and comes to his senses and Weather gets his stand disc back. (thus ending Heavy Weather arc early)
Pucci still gains Made in Heaven but Anasui sacrifices himself to save Ermes and Jotaro but Jotaro loses one of his eyes.
Pucci goes in for the kill on Jolyne again but Emporio distracts him.
Pucci kills emporio but before he can notice Jolyne, she grabs Pucci using her strings and then beats Pucci senseless until he bleeds to death.
Universe is saved but thanks to Anasui and Emporio’s deaths Jolyne is left with an immense guilt because she was unable to save them.
>After Part 6
After everything they went trough Stardust Crusaders want to take another photo and Giorno, Josuke and Jolyne take the photo of the Stardust Crusaders.
The end.

Rate my shitty fanfic based on this photo.

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not dios head? the body did did become completely a part of him at the end of part 3

I guess it depends on what Josuke's definition of "fixed" is.
He could probably choose to do either, but since he's a Joestar and a good boy, I assume Jonathan is the default.

you tried, I guess
what the fuck is that shit on part 6 though
You could just say they're all alive after the reset, desu

Based hairposter

Phantom blood is the best part.
Short, sweet.

Yes, by being female

This

and boooooooring

Part 4 and down you can.

Part 5 and up you have to be homo to enjoy.

Pleb filtered

>he thinks parts 1-4 aren't gay

Part 2 is for homos.

When Jonathan and Dio are together in PB its just as good any other part. Prove me wrong

Was he the dumbest Main villain?

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Valentine>Pucci>DIO>Kira>Kars>Diavolo

>tfw all my favourite parts are 5 and up

Valentine was kinda ruined for me when he killed that guard of his for no reason except to show off how evil he is

no, the most retarded one is kira.

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Kira is.

Besides the yelling his own name in the street he played his fights smart and safe, Diavolo was always getting outplayed by the gang

>fixing koichi's sock
>forgetting to lock the door when killing that thot and her hubby

It's better than any other part

>Diavolo was always getting outplayed by the gang
That's not because he was dumb though. The circumstances just worked against him.

Locking the door wouln't have changed a thing, in fact it might have been a good thing since if he didn't kill Hayato he wouln't have gotten bite the dust, but yeah that sock was pure garbage, i hate it when villains monologue instead of spending 2 seconds to kill an enemy

He had a reason to kill that guard though.

It's Kira by a landslide. Getting tricked by Josuke (twice), getting outwitted by an elementary schooler, screaming his identity in public, generally wasting his time being autistic, doing gross shit with the hands in public which is like begging to be caught, probably more things I'm forgetting.

It would've changed the fact that Hayato would've never gotten any evidence that his dad wasn't actually his dad meaning Kira could've lived longer and the gang would've never found out who Kira was.

>i hate it when villains monologue instead of spending 2 seconds to kill an enemy

Shitload of fights fall under that cliche, Iluso would have won if he spent 3 seconds finishing off Fugo

This Kira was too autistic for his own good, and it's honestly why he's my favorite main villain of the series.

DIO is a joke. It was his VA who made him memorable, other than that he's just le funneh memes XDDDD for retards.

No ambition other than world domination just because it was the late 80s. Evil because why not, part 6 had to make him more interesting. Part 1 Dio can be excused but DIO is just a trash character

Based

>part 6 had to make him more interesting
Literally nothing about part 6 DIO was interesting

Leaving the hand in a sandwich bag unguarded and out of his sight when he knew there was a dog nearby.
Also, not just blowing the hand up the second he got it back.

>6666
nice

So did Polnareff get prosthetic fingers after Part 3 or did Araki forget that he lost them in the Vanilla Ice fight?

Yes

This. Part 6 made DIO a fuccboi.

Do you believe in gravity?

He's not dumb, he's just got some extreme social anxiety. Most people with social anxiety avoid parties, he murders family members.

Dio: Narcissism, sociopathy
Kars: [Not human so won't be analyzed]
Kira: Extreme paraphilia
Diavolo: social paranoia, antisocial personality disorder
Pucci: Catholicism

So does everyone like the new Opening yet?

Just finished SO. Man that was way too slow.

Is SBR any better?

You're moving from the worst part to the best part, so yes.

no, it's worse

SBR is the opposite in quality of SO. Meaning its not hot garbage

SO is the worst part and SBR is the best part.

I'm glad to see there are still some rational thinkers in these threafs

It took me like 10-15 chapters after he was introduced to find out it was indeed a he.
>relatively short
>loud and obnoxious
>stupid
>bitchy
>feminine appearance
>feminine clothing
It's not that hard to get misled. I thought he was a generic tsundere.

>wearing shoes on bed
Fucking niggers.

such a fucking asspull when Josuke fucking restores all of dios corpse ash and gio revives him to beat diavolo. Like I get its the only way to beat diavalo since diavalo can't kill vampires but its so fucking stupid. But at least we get to see what original dio (non jonathan) stand would be like

What do you feel when looking at this image?

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Songwise its better than Fighting Gold.
Animation wise it's the worst by far.

Why is jotaro cheating on his wife?

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sadness because i remember i have no artistic talent

Part 5 is basically the story of Diavolo digging his own grave by making the wrong decisions at every turn, but Kira is still dumber.

>Narancia "Turn fruits into smoothies" Ghirga

I don't remember if Narancia specifically confused me, but since a lot of part 5 characters look very feminine I remember thinking that he can't be a girl because female characters are never allowed to be this retarded or be on the receiving end of violent slapstick.

>female characters are never allowed to be this retarded
Jolyne

it's been a while since I've read SO, but I don't remember a scene comparable with "be turboretarded at math, get violently stabbed with a fork for it and it's supposed to be funny"

PHF is canon

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>

Delusional.

This, unless you're a fujo. JoJo, once Araki stops ripping off Fist of the North Star and starts ripping off Gucci fuckboys becomes more homoerotic than a Gachimuch fractal.

You've got up to halfway through DIU in the manga until the homo exterminates you, with Stone Ocean being something of a reprieve. Being an anime-only means you're going to start wanting dick soon; the anime art isn't full homo but is more homo than the early FotNS style.

Tiziano is cute!

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I remember promising myself that Jojo wouldn’t turn me gay, but now I get my boypussy fucked every day. I think seeing Narancia was the last straw for me.

How the fuck is Iggy alive in after 20 some years?

Yes but a couple times you're realize how gay this show is and how the series decayed into pride day march.

>dude imagine how good battle tendency could have been if they'd added stands
What do you think Jojo predicting everyone's next lines was?

Murolo isn't a capo, though. He's just the leader (and only member) of an information brokering team.

>isn't a capo
>just the leader

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the part with Doppio grew on me and now it's pure kino
>REQUIEM WOAH WOOOOOOOAAAAAAH

Giorno did nothing wrong

Was impregnating Mista without permission really okay?

>fucking your great great great uncle
Don't

Reminder Squalo doesn't deserve Tiziano

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>kills 3 members of the main cast
>makes Bruno's gang get rid of the hitman team
>almost single handedly becomes the ruler of the most powerful criminal organization in Italy
>almost gets the arrow at the end

He's definitely smarter than part 1 Dio and Kira.
Burning down his village was fucking retarded though

nice quints

It was necessary

Mista secretly wanted Giorno to cum in him, so yes

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This made my heart race in fear

is there anyone who would deserve him?

He has 3 different chins and it's blowing my mind

I think I like the song more than Fighting Gold. The instrumentals are great.

It's just a shame that they weren't as ambitious with the visuals as they were with OP 1. I remember when the song leaked a few hours before the episode aired people were going "OHH IMAGINE HOW HYPE THE ANIMATION IS GONNA BE ONCE 1:02 HITS" and then it was just Giorno standing in smoke and the arrow flying through the air.

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Who's she dancing with? Hank Venture?

damn my boy johnny trying to bone

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>never watched any mob-related media whatsoever
A caporegime, abbreviated capo, is the leader of a an entire crew, which can then consist of even smaller sub-crews. They report directly to the underboss of the family. Murolo was not a capo, he was merely the leader of one of those sub-crews within a larger crew headed by one of the caporegimes. He was on the same level as Buccellati before he was made capo: just another soldier who happened to have a crew of (possibly not even made members) of Passione, except in Murolo's case he was the only member of his "team". Neither is Risotto a capo, he's just the leader of the Hitman Team and reports to a capo.

based

pt5 is where it gets really gay, pt3-4 think the most gay I remember are the poses

no, it will make you gay

Sex Pistols is literally a worse version of The Emperor. Why does Mista get so much time with such a shitty stand?

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OP is a faggot.

So Giorno can suck him off

>Kira is a psychopath who killed hundreds
>wondering why he would do something as retarded as fixing a sock
There needs to be an IQ test that would decide if you are worthy to read JJBA or not.

>hundreds

>>wondering
There's nothing to wonder. Kira is retarded.

She looks like an hispanic trap

it's literally called horriblesubs

I love my sizequeen wife Narancia so much

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does anyone have a nyaa or mega link for the new ost

for fujobait scenes with Giorno

I like that it has its own personality

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This but the opposite.

God the Friday can't come sooner

Give me that sweet stand senpai
Or death, I don't care

Imagine the smell in that coffin

Yes but you need to be a fujo.

Holy fuck heh.

>that's mista, you fucking retard
Pictured "mista"

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Based user putting PHFTards in their place.

Creepy eyes

Are there any model rips for the PS2 game anywhere?

Suddenly realising literally every shot of Trish is going to be ruined by shitty lighting
Why the hell is it sunset anyway

Holy fuck PHF is actually getting an OVA

I like sunset and night episodes, helps with variety from the flat lighting daytime ones

Because for some reason Araki thought it would be cool to have half of the fights in the part take place within a span of 48 hours

But I want cute non orange Trishes

BIG was in daylight in the coloured manga
And there's no way Clash and Talking Head took all day

Clash was 5 minutes apparently, no idea what they spent all day doing

The sun comes up for Bossu next arc

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To be fair, you have to suck a dick at last once to understand JoJo

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Mystery of King Crimson was also in a fully lighted room in the colored manga. What's your point?

Green Day also takes place at sunset/night. Should be even spookier.

There is the 2 squadra that die before ep1 that were confirmed though right? The one who got Formaldehyde'd

It depends on what you consider to be a confirmation

Golden Heart Golden Ring

Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town filters a lot of tards from DiU

Cringe.

It has different qualities from the Emperor, its not worse just different but it does take more strategy than hol horses Emperor

Canon

PHF that is.

This is what Italians look like.

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Based

PHF is garbage

I'll let him breed my boybussy all day if he wants desu

Italy isn't real, it's all a conspiracy

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GHGR? More like GHCRinge.

based

some Italians look whiter than that

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>finally get to the part with stands
>realise ive been hyped when I don't even know what they are

More like Purple Cringe Cringecringe

They're very cute

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Cringen Cringeart Cringen Cring

>He is the best jojo antagonist followed
lmfao what a joke
Diavolo is the best antagonist because he's not a moralfag nor does he give the protags any breathing room
he's only driven by self-interest as opposed to muh destiny or muh napkin

he's a retard tho

No he isn't, he only lost because muh fate

Based

based and maldinipilled

basted and bosspilled

based

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Diavolo would be better as a chick

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The story wouldn't work unfortunately
You can't have a woman with a child she doesn't know about

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but then his mental illness would just be par for the course

The only villain who would be better as a chick is Kira

Why does jonathan have tits here?

Nope. A chick could never be like Diabolo

>ywn be a househusband whose boring salarywoman wife is replaced by an assertive serial killer

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fpbp

>not “I’m inside another guy, guess I gotta die”

So Boss is a he then..? What more can you tell me?

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hayato should stay a boy though

He looks like a girl anyway

>Hayato blackmailing kira and raping her

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Virgin-tier fetish

>I can fix you up
>yes please do
>huh? What makes you think I could fix you? You must be a stand user

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shit I don't know Risotto, it's not like a female boss would need to look for her kid just like said
maybe you should try crashing a plane with no survivors

he asked if Kira wanted to get bandaged, nothing about healing him
you retard

He said naosu
Kira also says naosu

It makes sense if you watch the whole scene

You can't enjoy it fully without some homolust

Why didn't Hayato just rape hot chicks and then reset the timeline? It's what any normal boy would do.

Why did Araki have to make Kira's dad a ghost who had an arrow? It just seems retarded that Kira never knew about stand users.

>women everywhere suddenly leaking gallons of cum from every orifice

Volavolavolavolavolavolavola

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>tfw the anime ruined both ari and vola

Wrong

looks like trish

>women everywhere orgasming out of control as they feel the pressure of several timelines worth of being fucked merged in the same timeframe

>gamecuck

Right

Facts that anime shitters don't accept.

for me it only worked with jotaro and dio, and the rest are just awkward copies

That's because Jotaro and DIO had their same voice actors