YOU, SCORECHAD!
I CHALLENGE YOU TO A FINAL GAMBLE! THE ONE WHO WINS THIS WILL WIN EVERYTHING!
DO YOU ACCEPT?
YOU, SCORECHAD!
I CHALLENGE YOU TO A FINAL GAMBLE! THE ONE WHO WINS THIS WILL WIN EVERYTHING!
DO YOU ACCEPT?
K
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
A scorelet like you can never win. You'll just keep trying and ending in failure.
let the game begin
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
PATHS CAN OPEN AGAIN BY STRUGGLING!
FOR THE WAY UP, THE UPSET, THE PATH OF SURVIVAL!
YES, THERE'S STILL A WAY TO SURVIVE!
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Rolled 2 (1d6)
Heh try and beat this
Rolled 5 (1d6)
GAMBARU GAMBARU
I didn't play but let's see how many I received anyway.
showscore
kek I fucked up but it was 306 I guess.
Rolled 4 (1d6)
I'M GOING TO WIN THIS
I'M GOING TO SURVIVE!
watch this,faggot,i'll use your goods for my own desires!
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Rolled 89 (1d100)
GO! DICE ROLL!
(Fuck,Fuck)I-i throw,the final one!
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
SCORELETS RISE UP
Your fortune: Good Luck
big nose
Rolled 80 (1d100)
NO NO NO! I STILL HAVE A CHANCE! I CAN STILL WIN THIS!
PREPARE YOURSELF!
THIS ROLL WILL DECIDE EVERYTHING!
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Rolled 3 (1d6)
See,ya,gambler-san.
LOOKS LIKE YOU LOST
TIME TO PAY UP❤️
Rolled 29 (1d100)
Watch this
you're mine,kaiji-boi...
WAIT! ONE MORE!
ONE MORE GAMBLE!
WE'LL ROLL 3 D6!
THE ONE WITH THE HIGHEST SCORE OR WITH THREE 1 WILL WIN!
THIS WILL TEST OUR LUCK!
nah,you need to roll higher than 4 and less or equal to 6,if not,your ass is mine,you have one chance
Rolled 62 (1d100)
rollin
Rolled 4 (1d6)
MORE GAMBARU?
GAMBARU!!
Rolled 3 (1d6)
ROLLING, NIGGAS!
You don't seem to understand,pretty boy,your life is pending between the 4 and the 6,you either throw a 4 or a 5 or a 6 and go home untouched since you want to keep gambling without anything,or we take everything from you,metaphysical included
LET'S INSTEAD END THIS WITH A SINGLE COINFLIP
HEADS OR TAILS?❤️
Rolled 4 (1d6)
Challenge Accepted
Rolled 1 (1d6)
I-I CAN STILL WIN THIS!
Y-YOU'LL SEE!
Rolled 31 (1d100)
Dimension the dice
ANOTHER LOW SCORE
DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING LEFT TO WAGER?❤️
>I-I CAN STILL WIN THIS!
>Y-YOU'LL SE-
>Rolled 1 (1d6)
welcome to user Industries,Kaiji-san,you'll become a salary man!
Rolled 87 (1d100)
I'll do it for you.
Its over, give me your panties scorelett
the only thing I have left...
IT'S MY LIFE!
TAILS!Coin Flip: Heads
FUCK
Embarrassing.
Your fortune: Godly Luck
AAHN... LOOKS LIKE YOU PUT EVERYTHING ON THE LINE AND LOST IT ALL❤️
I-TT WASN'T SUP-PPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS!
I-I CAN STILL DO IT!
IF I ROLL A 20, I C-CAN SURVIVE!
if tails kaiji survivesCoin Flip: Tails
you didn't bet anything faggot
If good luck kaiji wins
Your fortune: Godly Luck
ROLL ROLL ROLL❤️
BETTING DOESN'T WORK IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO BET YOU LAZY FUCKS
Rolled 4 (1d100)
T-THAT'S RIGHT!
THERE'S SO MANY PEOPLE CHEERING ME ON! SO MANY FRIENDS HOPING ME TO WIN!
HOW CAN I ALLOW MYSELF TO LOSE HERE?!
THIS WILL CHANGE EVERYTHING!
fine i bet my life
headsCoin Flip: Heads
Onegai,Kaiji,i don't want to hurt you anymore,it's time to wake up and realize you've lost....
Rolled 81 (1d100)
KAKEGURUI MASHO
Huh!? why would I want the life of a dirty NEETard? give me something better,with your bet i can buy a golden retriever and he'll be more useful!
Buddy, time to come with us.
Rolled 23 (1d100)
YOU IDIOTS! THAT WAS JUST A BAIT!
PREPARE YOURSELVES!
>Every year anons try their luck in "threads" but..
Of course.
>Their post end the same way....
Well I tried anons, but there's always another gamble.
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Rolled 77 (1d100)
BOTH YOUR ROLLS COMBINED ARE LESS THAN MY FIRST
KUYASHIIIII
Ok,Kaiji,you keep playing by yourself,remember to be in the office from 8AM to 6PM,and bring a suit,those clothes stink like filth,don't show up,and i'll end you myself.
SHALL WE TEST OUR FORTUNE THEN?
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Betting my soul on tailsCoin Flip: Tails
YOUR FORTUNE WAS MADE QUITE CLEAR IN OUR GAMBLES❤️
THIS is how you gamble, casuals...
Kaiji bros are cursed. Spooky
YOU ARE GOING TO GAMBLE RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW
YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM WINNING THIS
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
I hate heads, so tailsCoin Flip: Heads
IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR DEBTORS ARE COMING❤️
How many points do I have to wager to win kaiji's life? I'll even throw my life on the line for him
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
hello,pretty boy,can't look at the sun?don't worry i'm all dark,so you'll see me well and clear
Rolled 42 (1d100)
THEN YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE!
KAIJI BLANCO IS HERE!
POINTS?
IF YOU WANT TO GAMBLE FOR KAIJI'S FATE, YOU NEED TO PUT THE SAME THING ON THE LINE AS HE DID.
YOUR LIFE!❤️
Rolled 86 (1d100)
Go fuck yourself, Kaiji
Rolled 13 (1d100)
Kaiji-san, you saved me earlier. It's time for me to try and repay you for that.
FINE! You're on!
AAAANDOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU
Rolled 80 (1d100)
KAIJI! GANBARE!!!!!
>Jabami absolutely shitting on kaiji
How wonderful aaaangghhhh
Rolled 8 (1d100)
GAMBARU
KAIJI-SAN
KAIJI-SAN
KAIJI-SAN
KAIJI-SAN
KAIJI-SAN
Rolled 40 (1d100)
WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE ROLL BETTER THAN ME
EVEN FUCKING ANDOOOOOOUUUUU GOT A 86
I- I won? Does that mean I get Kaiji's life?
>tfw I had 130 (access to most perks, excluding the final 2) and had them removed by a janny/mod
Five digits is unreal.
IT LOOKS LIKE YOU SAVED KAIJI"S LIFE BY WAGERING YOUR OWN. BUT SURELY YOU DON'T WANT TO END THIS HERE?❤️
Rolled 67 (1d100)
>153, not 0
Must have been an error in the system🐸
Rolled 73 (1d100)
LET'S GAMBARU
Rolled 63 (1d100)
Fuck man, I don't have anything to gamble but I'll still roll a nat 100 for shits and giggles.
Y-you're right... In that case... I'll bet Kaiji-san's life... What will you wager in return? Surely you'll match my bet. We'll compete in fortunes
Rolled 62 (1d100)
Damn right on bitch
your hymen for my foreskin
user, you always have something to gamble... your life...
Rolled 76 (1d100)
>tfw you defeat a scorechad
showscore
How do you use the perks?
Rolled 65 (1d100)
defeat this
Rolled 35 (1d100)
THAT user FROM BEFORE SAVED MY LIFE, AND THOSE 20 GENERIC GUYS ARE CHEERING ME ON!
BUT THAT'S NOT ENOUGH!
I HAVE TO DEFEAT YOU RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW, OR ELSE I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO CALL MYSELF A MAN!
I BET MY LIFE AGAIN, AND IF I WIN, I'LL GET ALL OF YOUR LIKES!
PREPARE FOR THE ULTIMATE GAMBLE!
SO MUCH GAMBLING I CAN'T TAKE IT
YES LET'S GAMBARU
GAMBARU GAMBARU
YOU NEED TO WAGER SOMETHING
LET'S FINISH THIS
Sorry Kaiji-san, I'm already betting your life
Stop this madness, you can't win this time.
Let's do this... I believe in my luck, I have too make it out of here so I can provide likes for my family...
this is just pathetic at this point kaiji-san
Fuck I'm an idiot, there's no way I'm gonna win now
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Rolled 59 (1d100)
ROLL
WE'LL BE GAMBLING WITH D6, LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH!
LET'S TEST OUR FORTUNES
Rolled 94 (1d100)
Kaiji,this is just sad now.Step aside and watch how it is done
pls help me get to 3000 ;-;
Kaiji, you just can't win
OOPS
Your fortune: Outlook good
Not bad
Rolled 12 (1d100)
FINE, IS THIS IS HOW YOU WANT TO LOSE, SO BE IT!
Rolled 58 (1d100)
S-shit! In that case let's go again. I'm going all in and putting up all my points. I sure hope that I can win... ROLL!
YOU ALREADY LOST WITH BOTH ROLLS. TIME FOR YOUR PUNISHMENT❤️
I lost everything.
It's over.
Rolled 25 (1d100)
Watch my 24.
Lucklets i swear
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Tails for bulletCoin Flip: Tails
Rolled 87 (1d100)
Wait this is still going?
I just posted in lewd threads until I got skellingtons and then stopped posting for the day because I was out of cum
Don't worry, Kaiji-san! It'll just be about 15 years in a forced labor camp. It'll go by faster than you'll realize.
SURELY YOU HAVE MORE TO GAMBARU THAN JUST POINTS
DON'T STOP MY FAN❤️
RIP
Rolled 86 (1d100)
F-FINE! I'LL BET MY LIFE AGAINST YOURS AND AVENGE KAIJI-SAN!
Hey guys! Can i play?
You'll have to get a 5 like this one
Rolled 73 (1d100)
Boy do I hate working on an underground labor camp
I sure hope my luck is good enough to make it out of here alive
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Rolled 81 (1d100)
AAAAHN~
WHAT A HIGH ROLL. CAN I BEAT IT?
aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Condolences.
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
I won? D-does that mean...
REF! Since I just beat Jabami and now have her life, can I trade her for Kaiji and make her take his place?
Rolled 6 (1d6)
That isn't a 5
Rolled 8 (1d100)
GAMBLE FOR A LIKE
thank u anons
i am finally free💜
looks like your luck's finally ran out
AH... I LOST THE GAMBLE
MY LIFE IS YOURS❤️
i will give u one anyways fren
Don't worry Kaiji. Here! I lend you everything I have!
NO NEED, I'M JUST A LOSER-CAT NOW🐱
TODAY WAS SO MUCH FUN
I GOT GAMBARU GAMBARU TO MY HEART'S CONTENT❤️
Went high, lost everything. Just end me and this already.
But can you beat this luck?
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Heh
kaiji a shit
KAIJI YOU NEED TO STOP RIGHT NOW
YOU'RE DEEPER IN THE PITS OF DESPAIR THAN YOUR GAMBLING JUNKIE BRAIN CAN COMPREHEND
Rolled 58 (1d100)
NO! I'VE GOT TO MAKE IT WHILE I STILL HAVE THE FLOW!
dice+1d100
THE FLOW WAS KILLED SEVERAL POSTS PRIO! YOU CAN'T REVERSE IT ANYMORE IF IT NEVER RAN IN THE FIRST PLACE! JUST LISTEN TO REASON! I WILL ROLL FOR YOU, BETTING MY OWN LIFE TO GET YOU OUT OF THE LOOP!
Rolled 31 (1d100)
When does Akagi show up and kill this faggy thread?
Rolled 91 (1d100)
IS THAT THE BEST YOU'VE GOT?
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
Akagi....
THIS IS MY CHANCE! I CAN IMPRESS TONEGAWA-SENSEI!
Rolled 43 (1d100)
EBI ROLL!
Rolled 70 (1d100)
Dammit! How about now!
You're getting there Ebitani! The matrix lads and I all believe in you!
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Its over you two.
Gambling your life away is just destructive, a game is supposed to be a test of skill ratther than random chance.
The heart of the cards shall give me the answer i seek!
dice+1d6
I WILL draw 4 or higher.
Rolled 15 (1d100)
Here I go!
Rolled 2 (1d6)
I summon Dark Magician!
If my dice is a 5, i will attack directly!
Yare yare daze, you bitch.
I will bet my life.
I will bet Kakyoin's life.
I will bet Avdol's life.
I bet my Mother's life.
If i win, you will tell me the secret of DIO's stand.
In or out
Rolled 16 (1d100)
You've lost the heart of the cards Yugi! You're not ready to play with the big boys yet! Now take my roll and sit down like the belf-infested child you are!
Rolled 55 (1d100)
That's where you are wrong.
My trust in the bond i have with my friends has allowed me to win even in the worst of situations.
You abandoned it all for money.
DUEL!
Rolled 3 (1d100)
Kaiji-Kun.
When you forget to trust in the bond you have with those you care, you end up relying on luck.
That is why the cards are not in your favor.
Like this.
Rolled 28 (1d100)
I-I play my last card!
Rolled 21 (1d100)
Oi oi... You cannot face the president that easily. He stands at the apex of the financial world and is easily capable of buying your cards, not to mention your measly life, and throwing it all in the wind. I will take your gamble you little brat.
Rolled 15 (1d100)
Dare you challenge the Bog?
Shit!
Rolled 52 (1d100)
Gonna roll dubs.
Rolled 2 (1d100)
Alright, you asked for it.
Business and fooling people into bad situations is just giving people despair for money. You have never had a true bond, Tonegawa-san.
That is why you will lose this game.
DUEL!
YUGI NOOOO
Rolled 51 (1d100)
You were saying, Tonegawa?
Damn thats a nice score
Rolled 39 (1d100)
Stupid egg can't do anything right.
Rolled 91 (1d100)
Yugi, you fool
Thats what you get for relying on your stupid hocus pocus bullshit.
This is how its done.
Rolled 94 (1d100)
The unluckiest man in the world.
Kurosaki! You damned upstart! I will not have my years of hard work undermined by your simple dice roll! I demand a rematch to see who will be president Hyodo's right hand man!
Your fortune: Outlook good
I am the real Kaiji.
Rolled 85 (1d100)
BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE DICE
Hear this, old man.
If you even come close to my roll, i will give you Kaiba Corp to you.
If i win, i will have Teitai!
Come on, old fool. Are you up for a gamble?
Rolled 46 (1d100)
Oh? We've finally come upon a gamble worthy of my time?
I should let you know that some men are born with the right to lead the cattle such as yourself. I am one of those chosen people that topple their opposition with said divine right. I will take you on, young man. Now roll for me, Tonegawa.
Rolled 26 (1d100)
Stop wasting my time.
I'll send you the bill, old fool.
ZAWA ZAWA
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>Thread full of gamblets and lucklets
Best gambler coming through
Rolled 10 (1d100)
Kaiba, you lost when you bought your hype and forgot your skill.
THIS is how its done!
Rolled 15 (1d100)
Shut up, Wheeler.
Now THIS is my true roll, Tonegawa.
Kaiji just cannot win lol
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
Rolled 84 (1d100)
50+ and we got you Kaijiiiiiiii
Rolled 74 (1d100)
Testan
You are prepared for the outcome, yes? Even your two rolls combined failed to deliver. Now hand your company over to the real masters of the industry.
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
YOU ARE FUCKED KAIJI😂
Rolled 84 (1d100)
85+ and your roll is nullified
Rolled 60 (1d100)
HA
Now hold on there.
Lets raise thee stakes a bit.
If i win, you use your money and resources to find DIO
If i lose, you can have my soul.
Have you forgotten old fool?
These duels are 2 out of three and having someone roll for you is invalid.
Come on. Step in.
You and me.
2 out of 3.
Rolled 39 (1d100)
Behold! My Endo-Roooooru!
Rolled 5 (1d100)
ABOVE 50 AND I GET MY FRIED CHICKEN
Heads I win. Tails you lose.Coin Flip: Heads
No, this tail will reverse time and prevent your win.Coin Flip: Heads
Dumb satania poster
IT'S 2ND OF APRIL ALREADY HIROMOOOOOOT
Wait that was a typo. It was supposed to be HEADS.Coin Flip: Tails
Retard.
Just stop trying
HeadsCoin Flip: Heads
Rolled 24 (1d100)
Gib likes
Dumb Satania
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
...heads?Coin Flip: Heads
Rolled 89 (1d100)
Heh. Just as how I predicted.
I AM THE BETS!
Heads and Satania leavesCoin Flip: Heads
*smug*
bring it on oni chan
You really think it would be that easy?
This tail will reverse time and prevent your win.Coin Flip: Tails
Go homeCoin Flip: Heads
Rolled 77 (1d100)
LOOKS LIKE A DANGEROUS BET
GAMBARU!
Once again, you will flee with your TAIL behind your back!Coin Flip: Heads
No wait... a typo! A typo!
I meant HEAD behind your back!Coin Flip: Tails
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Rolled 83 (1d100)
Rolled 5 (1d100)
>these pathetic scores
Yes, you are
E-eeeh... this game was pretty b-boring anyway.
I'm going home. I'll go visit the local shrine on the way back though.
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
Rolled 68 (1d100)
I meant to do that!
Will you be able to keep this up?
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Rolled 4 (1d6)
I'm rich now I won't gamble anymore. Let us see:
if1 I bake some beans
if2 I make hot wings
if3 mushrooms and potato fry
if4 whole chikin roast
if5 order those lingonberry meatballs
if6 I eat cookies and sunflower seeds allday
Rolled 4 (1d6)
4
Rolled 97 (1d100)
You're pretty good, but no match for me
37
Rolled 3 (1d6)
4
N-NANDATO
Rolled 76 (1d100)
69
Rolled 34 (1d100)
Do these number calls even work?
37
Rolled 78 (1d100)
Rolled 68 (1d100)
That's not a five
Rolled 78 (1d100)
double dubs
Rolled 57 (1d100)
I WILL get dubs!
Rolled 4 (1d100)
is this homo? odds yes, dubs I go to internet jail
Wait. Are we still doing this like thing?
Rolled 6 (1d100)
Heads says yesCoin Flip: Heads
You are going into the mines lad.
You can't fight fate. Tails.Coin Flip: Tails
Rolled 45 (1d100)
TRY AGAIN
Goddammit Fortuna why now?
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Rolled 17 (1d100)
Rolled 2 (1d100)
Let Kaguya-chan handle this one!
the party...
Heh, it looks like it's my turn to shine
BEHOLD
ANONYMITY POWER
Dumb bakas.
I'd like to gamble this half empty flask
WAIT WHY ARE WE NORMAL AGAIN
Now I look like an idiot
Is over.
B-but my score!
What the fuck mods
NEEEVER
WAS IT WORTH IT YOU SLUTS
IT'S ALL GONE THE WAY OF ALL THINGS
TO THE ABYSS IT HAS FALLEN
>It ended just like that
The only way we have left to gamble...
Is with dubs!
>mfw never checked score or used a perk once
Fools.
Checked
very nice
Made my day
pathetic
checked
Roll
dice+1d100
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH