Rolled 44 (1d100)
One day, an all powerful being appears in front of you. He produces two, one hundred sided dice. He says to you that if you cannot get a higher dice roll then he'll remove your waifu from existence and cause you to lose all memory of her. Can you save her?
Rolled 15 (1d100)
I must try to save her!
Rolled 1 (1d6)
Engarde!
Rolled 32 (1d100)
Heh, nothing personnel, kid
Rolled 84 (1d100)
At least everyone else can relax with the knowledge they can't be worse than you.
But you didn't specify if anything happens if I don't roll,
For an all powerful being, you sure are dumb.
Rolled 97 (1d100)
oh shi-
Rolled 71 (1d100)
>get to witness her universe for the first time again
Please, Big Bird do what you must.
Even better since I wagered the worst girl.
Rolled 52 (1d100)
Yarimasu ne
rip in non-ripness
Rolled 63 (1d100)
66% chance of winning? Do you call that a gamble?
Rolled 91 (1d100)
I'll do my best
I don't want this shit to go awayπ
dice+1d100
dice+1d100
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
I wish they had brought back red and green text so we could get our DESU on.
Rolled 81 (1d100)
Remove her and ask the all powerful being to be my waifu.
Rolled 20 (1d100)
I should read things sometimes
>this post
Rolled 2 (1d6)
rolling
Rolled 36 (1d100)
Of course I can, watch this 100
Rolled 36 (1d100)
Love!
Rolled 44 (1d100)
Pathetic.
Rolled 27 (1d100)
I hope I don't fucking die, nyo-wa~
Rolled 65 (1d100)
YAMERO KUDASAI!!!!!
Imagine being this user.π
Rolled 42 (1d100)
Watch this.
pathetic
naisu
mfw I keep my waifu by not rolling so they can't do anything because I haven't rolled it yet
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Rolled 60 (1d100)
Nino will win. Ichika will suffer.
Rolled 85 (1d100)
I think yours is more pathetic.
I'm afraid not, the condition for saving your waifu is rolling HIGHER. Due to the fact that 44=44, you've not cleared the condition. I apologize for this user, but I'm afraid I'll have to get rid of your waifu now.
Rolled 5 (1d100)
LEEEEEEEROOOY
At least you have fried chicken
Rolled 85 (1d100)
I'll gut him.
Rolled 48 (1d100)
If you don't roll you will be a pussy forever
Rolled 41 (1d100)
give me waifu
iβm on mobile how do i roll
dice+1d6 or dice+1d100 in the options field
Your fortune: Godly Luck
spoonfeeder
Your fortune: Good Luck
wrong quoted post
You don't. You're waifu is dead because of you.
Your fortune: ο½·οΎββββββ(οΎβοΎ)ββββββ !!!!
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I don't even have a waifu
Rolled 61 (1d100)
Rolling for you
Rolled 16 (1d100)
Roll
Rolled 18 (1d100)
Rolling
Rolled 97 (1d100)
:3
Rolled 23 (1d100)
Make her real instead.
Rolled 84 (1d100)
Oh boy
faito
Rolled 97 (1d100)
Rolled 37 (1d100)
How much does he roll though?
Rolled 40 (1d100)
eaz
Rolled 2 (1d100)
There's only one way to find out.
Are you low intelligence user? It's the roll in the OP
Not only is he low INT, but he also lost his waifu.
Rolled 31 (1d100)
if someone rolls 100 i will kill myself tonight
Rolled 32 (1d100)
Get chance and luck!
Rolled 39 (1d100)
not today
Don't do it, user.π¦
Rolled 73 (1d100)
Challenge me, I dare you.
Rolled 10 (1d100)
Rolled 38 (1d100)
I'm pouring all my luck into this one, anons.
It's not enough.
Rolled 1 (1d100)
You've already lost your waifu user, why should you even try to live without her
Damn, universe want's user to live
Rolled 92 (1d100)
I have a plan. Before I roll, I'm going to write on a sheet of paper about my waifu's former existence so that I'll still know after the memory wipe, meaning that if God takes her away, I'll still remember to punch him square in the face when I get to heaven.
Rolled 14 (1d100)
Kill me dice
Rolled 75 (1d100)
You can't kill my wife, fag!
Rolled 95 (1d100)
I've got this.
Rolled 77 (1d100)
Let's see.
Rolled 85 (1d100)
Rolled 73 (1d100)
Fuck off nyarly
Rolled 30 (1d100)
ROLL
Rolled 25 (1d100)
Not this day op
why am I so useless
OH FORTUNA, TELL ME HOW MY ROLL WILL FARE
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
WHAT IF I DO NOT WAIT FOR THE MAIL
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Rolled 65 (1d100)
I'LL TAKE THAT CHANCE
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Rolled 22 (1d100)
Rolled 49 (1d100)
Go
How do you roll?
badum luck
Rolled 98 (1d100)
roll
Rolled 44 (1d100)
I don't have a waifu, so I'll roll to save some random user's waifu.
Rolled 99 (1d100)
Let's go
mom! get the camera!
Your fortune: Average Luck
Rolled 82 (1d100)
let's find out
Rolled 27 (1d100)
No waifu, but always up for a roll thread
dice+1d100
Rolled 32 (1d100)
test
Almost
Rolled 73 (1d100)
Rolled 79 (1d100)
Fate would be garbage without Rin.
There's the silver lining in that if Fate was never popular we wouldn't have to deal with the gachatards.
It's a f-cking massacre ITT
Rolled 100 (1d100)
gg
Yeah but what do I get if I win?
Rolled 19 (1d100)
Good thread.
Okay, let's do this!
Rolled 30 (1d100)
Whoops, forgot the roll.
Well, fuck.
Rolled 95 (1d100)
For Yuuko!
Rolled 40 (1d100)
>OP rolled two 4s
I guess this is real.
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Rolled 27 (1d100)
OK, I'll try again.
Rolled 3 (1d100)
easy
Zocchihedron are not fair dice though. In practice you roll two 1d10 and have one of them be the ones digit and another be the tens digit
Rolled 85 (1d100)
Here I go
Rolled 91 (1d100)
roll
>if it's not a Platonic solid it's not fair
Rolled 55 (1d100)
I'll save you
Rolled 32 (1d100)
T-thanks kind user.
Rolled 7 (1d100)
>implying I would ever lose when my waifu's on the line
Rolled 48 (1d100)
i will now despair
Rolled 11 (1d100)
>score: 4
Wait, did they remove the score restrictions on the perks?
Don't sit there and thank me, use your second chance at dice to roll for your waifu!
Your fortune: Outlook good
Rolled 68 (1d100)
Watch this. I'll beat you so bad you'll forget your waifu instead.
In this case it's been emperically provem though.
Rolled 17 (1d100)
FUCK YOU, GOD
Rolled 46 (1d100)
85
FUCK
Rolled 43 (1d100)
Let this be my life's last feat
Rolled 49 (1d100)
Ajimu save yourself
Rolled 98 (1d100)
Hello Yea Forumsnons, nice thread you've got here.
>this thread is still up