ITT: Theories on What Happens to April Fool's Winner

inb4 isekai

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You get to have sex with Isla

Absolutely nothing, just like last year.

Your fortune: Average Luck

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Top 5 will get a free Yea Forums pass for a year.

Nothing.

We’re no strangers to love

I FUCKING WISH SO♠️

I saw people with over >100k over on /g/. It's not fair! I thought cheaters weren't suppose to prosper.

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they're waifu becomes real

there are none. only april fool's losers

Prosperity is the point of cheating.

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Perma's for anyone who didn't achieve the dino

b&

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Getting to post skellies is probably worth it.❌

What would be cool is if the april fools winner was allowed to use the perks all the time forever
Of course no one in their right mind would use it because you'd get bullied to hell and back like when they had the Yea Forums pass clover thingy

Hiro gives Yea Forums ownership to the winner

We still have it.

Yeah but no one uses it

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