Why is a (You) expert like me struggling to get likes?

based and hetero

I wonder...💯

it's not fair.......

Easy: people reply because they hate you

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I want to procreate with Satania so bad! Hell, she can have my children as many as she likes. After each pregnancy, her tits are going to become much bigger and obscene. Every night will become paizuri night and there won't be one without my semen staining all over her breasts, cleavage, and nipples. Of course, I wouldn't allow her to wash them! She can wear her bra with my seed staining her perfectly perky breasts and fantasize about me all day with the stank permeating her nose all the time. At first, she might be a lot shy and all about sex but with successive titillating intercourses, she would become a cum loving ahegao nymphomaniac. Each night after the long day of work, me her husband will be greeted by her semen craving expression on her face. As I eat dinner, there will be thumps of her heavy breathing on my shoulder as she tries desperately to gaze at my crotch which is being covered by the table. When the time's on, it will be the peak of her stupid cock yearning face as she unzips my pants. A blowjob and a subsequent swallow by a semen loving whore.

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Check my likes, fellow satania poster.

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You're just unlucky. Watch this:

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

based✔️

Fuck satania😂

Because being a shitposter and getting responses from people isn't the same thing as getting an upvote from someone.
Now that you realize that, maybe you'll stop baiting and change your ways.
Have a pity skeleton.

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anything for my dear wife💚

My wife Chino is so cute.

How do I get likes? Please give me likes. I need to feel important

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

stupid satania poster

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Post lewds, mostly. Also like for likes, or posting genuinely helpful things, or actually being funny.

test

Hi gay

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This is now a Raphi thread

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How does one get likes? How does one give them? I'm not seeing anything. I am on mobile.

just be urself, bro

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>tfw likelet

Please give me a like!

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Like this post please

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Update your shitty app

Here's a like✔️

There was an user with 40000 points wtf
gib likes pls

i don't want or need your likes❌

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Because you haven't been Yuukoposting

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Just post moore "iTODDLERS BTFO!" over on /g/, Satania!

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I saw a /g/uy have >80k likes. It's not fair Yea Forumsnons.

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Points are not strictly likes, you get points just for posting.

That /g/ent was clearly cheating though. I'd believe someone legitimately getting >2k 5 hours ago, but >80k is impossible legitimately.

Wrong. I jumped from 500 to 4000 in a matter of minutes.

Wow

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how tf

N-NANI! BAKANA!

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Just post cute anime girls, I got 400 on a single post just by being in the right place at the right time.

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🐰

c-can i get a like?

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I like you, but I don't like-like you.

❤️

yes!

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I want Raphi to sit on me face

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getting (you)s is all about irritating people, getting likes is about being likeable🏳️

angel tits > angel butt

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How is it to have some actual (You) competition for a while dumb sataniaposter, huh?
Not so smart anymore now that everybody is shitposting electric bogaloo edition and a smug satania isnt giving you billions of (You) Likes.

Get keked shitposter-kunt🏳️

BASED

Dumb Satania poster

They're different skill sets.✔️

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People are complaining that the "Facebook shit" is disrupting "normal" posting yet this is the most fun Yea Forums has been since April fools last year. It looks like Yea Forums was a decade ago.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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BLACKED

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Like this!?

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