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Well Yea Forums?
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John Ross
Hudson Gutierrez
I cheated a bit. I haven;t actually binge watched anime for the past 2 days, but that's been the first time in a yaer that I haven't so I marked it anyway. Instead I binge watched live action films. The one next to it is also kinda questionable. My sleeping schedule changes on a whim. One week I get up 6am like a normal person, the following week 6pm like a NEET.
Jackson Anderson
This one is too easy
Nicholas Parker
Owen Davis
I suck at this
It's basically just a gap year disguised as a uni year
Christopher Campbell
I even suck at being weeb trash.
The distracted by internet is only half
Brody Bailey
Could you just add a box about skipping meals and using centuries old technology?
Landon James
I'm mostly okay
Nathan Moore
I'm getting better.
Ayden Price
Hah, looks like I'm basically a normie! See ya later, virgins!
Ethan Cox
Life is great.
Jaxon Foster
I can fry an egg and shit like that, but I barely cook and eat like shit so I'm taking that one.
I spend more time posting here than watching anime nowadays.
Jaxon Walker
>filename
f-fug ;_;
Juan Smith
I calling everybody who ticks the "no cooking skills" box a liar. You can't tell me that you're unable to poach an egg, make rice or noodles or fry some chicken. It's virtually impossible unless you were born without hands.
Elijah Bailey
5 years ago I was all of the chart.
Since becoming a buychad at 25, I am none of it besides visiting Yea Forums and having dakis and figgies.
Buychadding saved my life, and it can save yours too!
Joseph Lee
it's pretty bad but i'm not particularly bothered with the life i'm living though
Henry James
R8
Josiah Hernandez
youtube.com
So what's your excuse Yea Forums?
Michael Reyes
BINGO!
Wyatt Barnes
Fuck I got a BINGO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
Gavin Walker
That doesn't really count as "cooking".
Parker Walker
You are even more pathetic than I ever imagined.
Kevin Stewart
>wut?
I move semi-dirty cloths that I don't feel like hanging up and some papers I might need from school from my chair to my bed and back every day.
Carson Morris
If you can fry an egg then you can fucking cook.
Oliver Moore
Oh, and 1 bingo/10
Gabriel Price
Seasoning and frying a piece of chicken is cooking.
Christopher Roberts
last thing i 'cooked' was rice with orange juice, it had a thick burned layer at the bottom that i still haven't managed to clean off the pot (will probably retire the pot) and the rest of the thing turned into this gluelike substance that was very sweet and ewwy
Tyler Johnson
Well, I expected worse. Some questions are stupid though like the doctor thing. I didn't even have a simple cold the last 5 years, so there is no reason to go and there is no reason to complicate shit with diets when I am underweight anyway and the meat from the supermarkets is good enough here.
Kayden Thompson
Well I can make noodles, but eggs, rice and frying things are impossible.
I can make chicken nuggets and pizza in the oven though, as well as spread nutella and jam on toast. That's pretty much about it, not that I need more.
Oliver Nguyen
Im the literal definition of a Hikkimori and I cant even get a bingo on your stupid card.
Perhaps you should rename it the retardation/neckbeard bingo, or the negative stereotype bingo
Matthew Butler
I think I define "cooking" differently than you.
For me cooking isn't just "heat up a pizza in the oven", it's actually cooking delicious quality food, like making a risotto with seafood and a proper sauce that actually tastes good, al dente pasta with pesto, oil and garlic and stuff. I am even too stupid for that, I can't create pesto and I always under- or overcook noodles, or something is missing, whatever.
James Wilson
I leave the house occasionally for grocery shopping. That counts, right?
Andrew Gutierrez
jesus anons im not even a fucking normie
Brody Richardson
>Can't recall the last time you spoke to someone besides relatives an..
exchanged a few words with the cash register lady
>..d clerks
Holy shit i actually can't, this hit me really hard..
Jackson Ortiz
>normie
Go back
Cooper Taylor
if anything being a hikki should promote your cooking
you have so much time to make good food
I know a bunch of good easy and fast recipes just because I dont like eating the fucking frozen meals
Sebastian Moore
Many fit to me but as I said above, many questions are retarded and not actually Hikki related. I don't know how much "being filthy" is Hikki related either, I would rather attribute this to a compulsive hoarder. And having no friends but anons isn't really non-hikki either, Hikkis usually have at least online friends, especially from MMOs and the like.
Kayden Evans
Lets talk instead on how to get a cute neet-hikki gf like Madotsuki
Eli Stewart
>im not even a fucking normie
You're the very fucking definition.
Camden Thompson
That's fucking retarded and doesn't belong anywhere near this topic.
Most normal people can't cook A DELICIOUS SEAFOOD RISOTTO WITH AL DENTE PESTO WITH A RICH CREAM SAUCE or whatever the fuck you're thinking of
In fact the only people I know who can do that are women who cook for their boyfriends, almost every single one of my normalfag-ass friends just cooks TV dinners or orders pizza and shit
I'm gonna double down and call you a fucking retard twice by the way, literally anyone can cook a delicious meal with a step-by-step recipe, something you actively have access to every moment of your waking life in which you're within 3 meters of a personal computer or mobile phone
Like that other idiot said, literally anybody can cook if they have two hands and at least one eye. You just think you can't cook, or like to pretend you can't, because you're a wallowing sack of feces.
Liam Turner
Seems like I'm doing alright lads
Michael Hill
No, because this is a dumb bait bingo
Jose King
most people that claim they cant cook in my experience put things on the fire then walk away, forget about it and burn it
Andrew Johnson
Fug :DDD
Jason Nguyen
That's normal food though. What the hell do you consider as "normal" then? Wet noodles with ketchup? As said I just don't consider "putting pizza in the oven" as cooking. It makes the question of the bingo redundant because even a little kid is capable of that.
>In fact the only people I know who can do that are women who cook for their boyfriends
Funny enough, most good cooks I know are male. I feel like it also depends on the nationality here. People from my country usually cook like fucking shit and live from the same three dishes their whole life whereas South Europeans, Asians etc. have an actual cusine.
Jaxson Gray
If you can read and follow directions, you can cook. Anons are just too lazy to bother. Or they're too afraid of failure.
Ryder Allen
>im not even a fucking normie
Hudson Harris
>That's normal food though
It sure the fuck isn't
Not unless you're some actual faggy European, in which case don't ever reply to my posts again
Oliver Gomez
>no one has a piss bottle
Good.
Dominic Baker
>rice with orange juice
For what ungodly purpose?
Gavin Kelly
It's because MMORPGs aren't big any more.
Julian Robinson
Yea Forums is dead
William Morris
saw on a competitive cooking show and thought was interesting though i feel like i missed some steps or something
Xavier Gomez
>no bingo
You gotta go back, normie
Jackson Nelson
Does being in college for 4 years but doing nothing count as "no plans for college"?
Dylan Barnes
I-I'm still working on it, okay?
Noah Phillips
Decided to finally empty them when I started my phd
Lincoln Rivera
Of course it does. Cooking simply means that you can prepare food. If you can hold a knife, cut chicken, season it and throw it into a pan then you can cook. If you can prepare rice without it burning, then you can cook. You might not be good or exceptional at it, but you sure as hell can make edible food and tasty food. You don't need to be able to cut a carrot in 2 seconds or make a dish from 10 ingredients.
Carter Reyes
My problem is that I am too retarded to multitask. When you cook you always do a bunch of things at the same time. Like cooking the noodles, but heating up the gravy and meat you want to mix with it at the same time. I usually fuck that up. I mean nobody eats noodles with nothing else, you usually eat it with some sort of sauce, a bunch of seasonings like ramson and probably some sort of meat or mushrooms, spinach or whatever you are into.
I AM European. Food without seasoning isn't fucking food and nobody can eat this shit unless it's a rare/medium rare grilled steak and even then you use simple shit like pepper or something.
Elijah Parker
Hey retard, try heating up the noodles first and then setting them aside if you're too ADD to do two things at once
It's not like they're going to go bad in the space of 20 minutes while you're heating up other shit
The fact that I actually have to explain this concept makes me feel like I'm being trolled here
Nolan Walker
I might be a fag regarding many things but what I absolutely hate is a lack of hygienics. I am not even one of those crazy shits that clean their apartment every day and shower three times a day but actual lack of body hygienics in particular and a messy room in general are things that piss me off.
Aiden Ortiz
hikiNEET here
Nolan Howard
Putting on a pre-cooked convenience store meal in the microwave is not cooking.
Following the instructions to make cup noodles is treading the line between cooking and not cooking.
Everything else beyond that is literally cooking.
Nathaniel Rogers
i hate nu-Yea Forums
Ryan Lee
Will I get a gf?
Your fortune: Outlook good
Landon Robinson
>has friends besides anoans
Fuck off old normalfag.
Levi Morris
>being friends with anons
GAAAAAY
Henry Hughes
How's my power level?
Austin Cooper
>he thinks user is his friend
kids
Josiah Wilson
The one in the N column was a mistake
Dylan Perez
i somehow still manage to enjoy my life
Grayson Campbell
>Implying I will bother to get up and leave my waifus on the Internet alone just to learn how to cook
Cameron Martin
This is a poor game board, I absolutely am a shut-in outside of work and basic errands.
Landon Parker
Found a job 2 years ago, it's shocking how much of a normie I became
Landon Peterson
Left one is ~three months ago, the right one is now. Have I finally become a normalfag?
Ethan Hill
No one is good at multitasking things while they're still trying to learn how to do tasks separately. The "cooking" you see on TV is extremely streamlined either because the cooks have already developed an intuition from doing the same things over and over for years or because of cuts in the footage to make it look like everything syncs up and is done at the same time. Cooking rarely "requires" multitasking, it simply speeds things up. Worst case scenario is that some part of the food may not be as hot in the end - but who cares, it's not like you're serving it for someone else to eat.
Learn to do things as slowly as you need to at first - then you can worry about multitasking and efficiency.
Jaxson Martin
Sleep is a technical. I work overnight so I don't have to interact with people. Wake up at midnight.
David Gray
Normalfag coming through
Sebastian Bennett
Green is right now, yellow is at some point over the last three years. So things are improving. Still "won" though.
Aaron Ortiz
bingo
Carson Kelly
How did I do?
Don't have a job, but I don't get welfare.
Thomas Johnson
I think I'm doing okay😂
Asher Rodriguez
Amazed I didn't win
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
Isaiah Taylor
How's my future?
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
Gabriel Anderson
I'll go take a shower.
Josiah Harris
Mise en place. Set out the things you need in advance so you're not scrambling for the right ingredients and tools when you need them.
Also important is dishwashing management. I haven't watched a cooking show in years, granted, but from what I remember this is an aspect that tends to be ignored in shows since it's less glamorous and those TV personalities probably don't wash the dishes themselves. Washing your shit as you go does wonders for your overall efficiency, and cuts down on your overall time spent from start to finish.
I agree that multitasking might not be explicitly required most of the time, but it sure as hell streamlines the process and cuts a one-hour method into a 50-minute method with far less panic and chaos, for just minimal amounts of extra effort.
Blake Smith
I guess stereotypes are just stereotypes.
Samuel Perry
This simply doesn't work. How can someone who claims that public speaking is borderline traumatizing to them have a girlfriend?