What would you have done if you were Shinji in this situation?

What would you have done if you were Shinji in this situation?

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I would have fucked her hard with my finger in her butthole and all that jazz

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fuck kaworu in the butt

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don't know💔

i would post sneed

How to post post with dinosaur???

Run away and cause the apocalypse.

danced

I would have given her a Like!

I would've done this:

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

But it's the reverse.

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Call Asuka over for a threesome.

Ask for a nice long pegging session.

Misato trying to console grieving Shinji with sex was autismal. "Hey, your friend just died, let's have sex. That's what makes people cheerful, right? ...right?"

>Misato pegs children
woah.

It would work on most boys.

>tfw you will never have sex with misato

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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For me, it just exposed how dysfunctional she actually is, I was a bit repulsed.

That was the whole point of her character though, the only way she knows how to make people happy or like her is by having sex with them even if the person in question is a total fag like Shinji.

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Best answer

Cum on those titles.

That's all she's good for.

Cum on those big tities