Bitch reincarnation isekai

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I roll to pin

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Rolled 4 (1d6)

>test
I haven't got dice yet but I meant doing a post like this.

When was the love hunter line in the spear hero manga again?

It sounds slightly off from him usually hunting birb love.

meh, i don't care anymore.

Roll for me dying and meeting my cat waifu

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mangadex.org/chapter/22897/14
Here, it should have been "Hunter" instead of "seeker" but you know how those guys at LH work.

4chanX has me pretty isolated from the april fools stuff
updated posts don't have likes on them or anything

Imagine how /tg/ is with dice every day of the year. It must be hell outside of quest threads.

today is a good day to disconnect and cut down on the back log

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Do the perk number only show up by your name once the thread goes to archive?

So we can finally ID anons by their perk points once it archives? And find out who is samefagging?

We are on the second cour of the 1st season, user.
S2 never

>I forget the roll
Goddammit, Rollll

Nobody ever remembers them and we split quests off onto their own board.
/qst/ is completely fucking dead but also it has a really cool drawing tool.

You rolled 186499544. Or possibly 44. Or just 4. Or whatever else.

Is everyone on user-kun now for quests?

They should have made thread specific IDs

>ever remembers them
*the dice option

test

global IDs

Rolled 5 (1d6)

aaaaaaaaa

test

This but for regular Yea Forums, as long as they reset in like a day or some shit. That way they never substitute for usernames, but also it's easy to see if someone is spamming memes and/or shitposts.

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BEGONE

10 likes and I will start writing my homebrew

I hate this now

😃

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But it do it nigger.

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downvote

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Rude

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Oh god she looks so fuckable

And she's technically a virgin. Only one of those things can possibly be changed.

WU!

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>tfw vrmmo fishing adventures got an update again
it's been 3 years now since the lastm until now. I wonder what will the author has in store for us... Wait, if this updated then what about poison user? I'll check shortly🍊

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WU!

You guys know if this one's on Gelbooru/danbooru/paheal? this got uploaded to tumblr instead of pixiv and then got deleted along with the blog it was in after the tumblrpurge.

Nope, no update.

I wonder if hiroshimoot get paid everytime we solve the captcha

Rolled 6 (1d6)

I roll to pin

Wu Zeitan ain't nothing to fuck with.

>Gelbooru
>danbooru
Hmm ... if only there were a way to check.
iqdb.org/?url=http://i.4cdn.org/a/1554096677472.png
No.
>paheal
Has exactly 2 uploads of Melty.
Also no.

>tumblrpurge
I'm still amazed that happened.

He doesn't. Google is "providing a service" in exchange for free labor.

i got a match for this one, nothing on the other

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>Melty classes up from princess to asassin of nightless city
>unlocks alcohol-based NP
>naofumi is immune to alcohol-based effects

I guess i should go and upload it at some point

I don't understand

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I really want to fuck Wu though

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He wasn't talking about that one. It has a pixiv filename in

What is it jahy?

aprils fool joke
don't forget to post the git, mods ain't banning it no more.

But your score can get lowered!

fuck the score i don't give a fuck

Post responsibly.

Also

Gets? Like this one?

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Well, I tried.

the git hub thing you dunce

As i said before, i got this from a drawthread.

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no

Oh come on.

In the wrong post, it seems.

This Malty business in particular. It's interesting, but I wonder if the Otome boon had a hand in it.
Alright then score doesn't really bother me.
minotaur.club/

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based

What if the highest score owner get send to another world?

Don't kid yourself, there are plenty of other isekai with premise more stupid than this.

>migrating to Shieldbro threads
Well, it's April shitshow day so I guess it doesn't matter.

The author also seems to indirectly acknowledge that there's people that like to ship their males characters together...

Well one of them is a spear and the other is a shield.

?🕊

So, you're saying that when an unstoppable force hits an immovable object, gay sex is what happens? I guess that checks out.

bois can love bois but grills can't love grills... what an injustice.

❤️

Yolo let's roll

I vaguely recall that happening in Gakuen Dangerous.

as the anime is over, the sanctions placed on SH have been removed by the isekai police.

Next you'll tell me Overlord, Konosuba or ReZero are welcome here.

In any case. Have you guys heard about the premiere of episode 13 in japan at some event?
They say, the second OP features L'Arc at the battle of calmira island. This means that we'll get to volume 5 at maximum, which is kind of weird. Vol 4 is a pretty good place to stop things and start fresh. One of my friends said it'd be a bit anticlimatic to end it at the island than at the popefight/bitch punishment.

>anime is over
youtube.com/watch?v=6OR2Cr1dmiU♣️

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Do it for her.

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No, SH and MT are higher on the pecking order of things, SH alone brough many a isekai to the threads over the years.
Still mad konosuba got popular, can't talk about the lateest volume without getting flooded by deranged waifufags

>Fake Returner's Magic chapter

you've gone too far this time, pranksters

And now they're bringing nothing but cancer, and you're complicit in it.

Begone newfag, shield hero outlasted every isekai there is, and it will outlast you, the LN gets to stay.

pray4nemesis

>tfw no sword wife

😃

If only.

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>Tfw ray will never fug azurite
damn you non harem tag

Is she just a random pig to spearfag?

open the link and you can see the author actually write happy april fool at the bottom

Threads sure are going fast huh

Is bitch (the body) a random pig or does spearfag recognise her as bitch.

No, chapter ends as motoyasu introduces himself and the OL despairs.

Trying to make a thread about anything that normally is a slow thread will be pointless.

Everyone is trying to farm points early so they can spam dino for most of the day.

I will take that as my answer.

What about spooky?

Dino posts this gif at the bottom of your post, which is a win every time.
Spooky puts any random Halloween gif and a lot of those kinda suck ass.

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Too spooky for me

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minofag save us

Actually, screw dumping these individually.

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Write to summon him
There was once a palace crown on top of the world long ago.

Brave adventurers would travel from all ends of the Earth to try and wear the crown, for whoever did would be the king of the world.

youtube.com/watch?v=hzPpWInAiOg

spams is for fags

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>finally remember the password to my old gmail
>the google drive had an isekai I wrote back in 2015
>cringe
>but it's still better than anything I've written since
How?

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post if faggot

Well? I'm waiting

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Absolutely not under any circumstances.

Test

even I was a goddess that will reincarnate you into the world you are making?

>novelupdates.com/series/if-its-an-old-dragon-it-can-be-beaten-with-bare-hands-but-isnt-this-common-sense-astonished/
ITT: dafuq is a woman

I have feeling the queen done that to destroyed her chance for queen position. Specially since a lot of higher position people agree with her.

>Depictions of Cruelty tag
>almost a year between chapter 1 and chapter 2
not promising.

>Sage somehow taught the kid language and tons of magic which probably involved lessons about biology without even touching the concept of gender
>instead of teaching it himself he sends her to a school
What a shitty premise. The world there must be pretty shitty if an idiot like that is known as the sage who saved the world.

So I'm reading LVL 1 Guy with a S rank drop rate and he's just gotten the gun. Does anything creative get done with it or does it make all his struggle before this irrelevant and make levelling up his stats any further pointless

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Ok, here are the likes, bitches. You like that, don't ya?

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user, the author can't even write another arc without invalidating previous knowledge and making the world even less believable. Why are torturing yourself reading that shit.

motherly loli and bunny girl in a bunny suit are why

so if I wrote a shitty isekai with character that you just described you will read my homebrew?

depends how much you focus on them. Fodder is good but there's just too many humans in it so I stopped reading it eventually

Abandon it before it is to late. Its not worth it, even by isekai standards.

Friendly reminder that this are the hints of a trash isekai.
>characters with Mary/Alice and their similar
>Level of characters
>Any game-like system
>Bottomless/space bag/inventory
>Summoned/reincarnated by mistake
>MC is japanese

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>characters with Mary/Alice and their similar
Uh oh.

what else can I read then I want a generic isekai but preferably one without slaves and all the ones I'm reading I'm caught up with. I dropped Death March and Mushoko before you recommend those

>Mary/Alice
Maryalice could be an actual name in isekai world.

Best girl

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I miss her

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>Bottomless/space bag/inventory
d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/wondrous-items/a-b/bag-of-holding/

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Post favourite isekai

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So why is it always beast girl or elf girl as the first choice of slave or companion. Why is it never/rarely an Amazon, a dwarf, another human or maybe a beast kin who is more animalistic like a lizardman or something

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>amazon
Because it'd be a slave significantly stronger than the MC and strong girls aren't popular in Japan anyway.
>dwarf
Literally nobody likes stunty women and no they're not just 'shortstacks' because then you could just buy a shortstack and end up with the same damn thing.
>another human
This is pretty popular? I dunno what you're on about. The trivial answer is that it's a fast way to show an exotic world, for much the same reason you tend to run into elves and dwarves early on or why you tend to spawn next to fuckhuge cities with lots of cultural weirdness and outdated buildings instead of sleepy hamlets that look like Austrian and Polish villages in the modern day.
>lizardman
Scalie get the fuck out

The answer is always fetishes.

I can't recall the last story I read with a human slave as the first slave. As a companion it's pretty common but not as a slave from my limited experience

An Amazon would only be physically stronger and maybe tougher something that the MC would either match or surpass with their cheats

>mother+baby boss stage
>almost kill the mother
>baby is the final boss all along
Klein's abortion procedure is failing

>God/Goddess can bring someone to fantasy world
>but can't do the reverse

Why would they want to

it' fine so long as they don't do it frequently and it costs significant energy to do so and/or can only be done when someone dies

My nigga.

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Meat is best Beastkin after Fran

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>perks reset when i restarted my computer🐴

oh no!

That's weird, you should be getting cheat perk instead in addition with your previously obtained perk.

The new testament is isekai - Jesus came from a different world with the most OP of powers.

Amazon would be a saber character protecting your ass.

HOLY SHIT KENKOU GET NEW translated CHAPTER

>new Reika translation
what is this, reverse april 1st?

>most OP of powers.
I don't think so.

>muh westernshit is good
Kill yourself.

Fish multiplication and water to wine? I've seem stronger MCs

Universal translator - demon tongue
Mega heal

back then it was OP.

Just like minotaur used the strongest enemy in a campaign, and now they become at best, early mid boss.

All of the late game stuff was kited by the early age humans and don't respawn anymore.

>The LN gets to stay
The LN is total trash though. Absolute garbage. The minute it started deviating from the WN it just keep freefalling, spiraling into its current cesspool.

The SH WN was fun though, I'll agree to that.

>By the way, breaking news! Debt Girl, and/or Otoburi, along with maybe possibly probably not Bathroom Goddess, are getting picked back up on a semi-regular-irregular-probably never basis!
Could it be? Will we finally get a new chapter after two(three) and a half years?

I agree with this user
While the WN was edgy as hell, it was a fun ride
I can't say the same of the LN

Wow, the author actually did it. Leon is finally a man. Luxon and Claire are truly the best, protecting their master's sex time from interloping idiots and brocons.

Noel too. Poor girl for being the 3rd.

>believing anyone during april fool

Well at least Leon is honest. She's the third he met, and thus third in line. She'll get her time soon.

I get happy every time Luxon suggests senmetsu.

I ran out of isekai and otome to read

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>"I've reincarnated as the villainous princess from The Rising of the shield hero, what do i do?"
i've always thought about this in jest but im sad it was only done as an april fools joke

Time to read manhwa crap you loser
>Who Made Me a Princess
>This Girl is a Little Wild

i looked everywhere everything else, and it's mostly hot garbage outside those two.

survive as the hero's wife is good

I read them already

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i'm still following it but it's pretty average. Style and colors are better than the usual webcomic crap, but the postures are really lame, like the author must be actively making it so passive and boring.

It's a small thing but it does translate a lot to the pacing and enjoyment of the plot.

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I would've suggested something from Royal Road, but it's on hiatus for now, and the recent chapters were shit anyways.

I bet you haven’t read this.
novelupdates.com/series/the-marquis-eldest-sons-lascivious-story/
Surprisingly a decent translation too.

>can't talk about konosuba, overlord or re zero
>but we can talk about this one isekai i personally like despite the others being taboo
really makes me think

Time for Xuanhuan.

These were shield hero threads from the beginning, after all.

>mfw the MT anime airs
Oh boy even if they dumb down the creepiness a little bit for the general audience it’s still going to be glorious, the threads I mean.

make a gun and start your own isekai adventure

>Who Made Me a Princess
Where can I read it in good quality?

>I ran out of isekai
Not possible, post list.

Is anyone reading Lord of the Mysteries? I believed it when Dunn died, but how can Klein die?

>In the setting of the reprise of the spear hero
boo. unless she meets the same end as the original timeline, then everything's fair

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Have you considered reading chink stuff?

>almost 100 pages worth of isekai on NU
>Not to say RR stuff
>running out
list
now

batoto
bato.to/series/72873

for the rest of the chapters in worse quality but better than mangago or whatever
drive.google.com/drive/folders/1vfjUlOEJ1GtFkoYw4CUkFL6FMaKPJflj
Or just wait for the better scans to come up on batoto since there won't be new chapters until May anyways (holy shit only 1 more month now)

And if running out on that, there are less acceptable places with a little more.

ran out of good one

Can't she just poison the queen?

That shit should be easily healed by magic.

She can use something strong enough to kill immediately.

>look guys, we have all those chapters translated already, but you won't be getting them because we make jokes

If I would donate to them I would immediately stop it.

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You should just read the WN for that you won't be disappointed.

A dwarf would have been better first here.

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What kind of code is this?

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Looks like some filipino horseshit.

pinoy

Is this the story of the Young Master who dares?

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if Sherry was first then he'd have to explain himself and the dynamic of the group would be smarter and more mature whereas currently they're all being intimidated or brainwashed by doggy and anyone rejecting their common sense doesn't have enough leverage to push back. Why do you think Sherry drinks so much

How far are we from dwarf in the manga

>Why do you think Sherry drinks so much
because she's a dwarf?

Previously, there was a man who challenged the nuke.

The man trained his body, his mentality, and his techniques.

But the nuke was simply too far away, too high up.

But he did not give up.

At the end of his training of madness, he arrived at the answer.

Question: How can I not be vaporized by a nuke?

Answer: I simply have to BE a nuke.

Thus from the simple chain of inspiration was born the ultimate Secret Technique: ‘I AM ATOMIC.’

Time to test my luck on Malty

Your fortune: Outlook good

lizards are fucking awsome

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Source?

The only benefit Roxanne being first is it helps the author because I doubt they could write the way having Sherry first would need. I would much rather have Sherry explain to some of the other slaves why it's in their best interests be Michio's slave and to just accept it when he wants them for sex, and not do it from fear of Roxanne. Sherry really does need to be given more information though, she could do so much more with that, and Michio already trusts her enough to not kill him for her freedom.

That one especially, and so would fucking that lizard. What is wrong with Satou?

Magic Swordsman is the only true path for a hero. I just wish we saw more Sword and Shield

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rerolling your fortune

Your fortune: Bad Luck

💢

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Malty deserves her AU spinoff anyway. No April Fool's joke but it would be interesting to see her story plays out.

Like this OL said, depends of the setting she reincarnated into.

There needs to be an isekai about the MC being held as a slave of some onee-san that really loves him.

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female version of KINO healer with malty as MC

start reading fantasy DONT SAY IT and manhwa

Great! L'arc is my favorite character

>he doesn't know
Saber was as weak as a normal nip girl without Mana Burst powering her up (although she was still significantly better at fighting)

What's this? google ain't givin me shit

Actually, it sounds good. A story about Malty getting her revenge on those who wronged her in another timeline.

Danshi Koukousei wo Yashinaitai Onee-san no Hanashi.

It's just a story about an onee-san buying a boy.

Or one about the MC being bought by a female version of Slave Harem's MC. The rest of the harem she buys if she needs one could be female, or maybe she has younger sisters she wants to use him on.

slabery bad!

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He resurrects, just like he did when he first arrived at the setting. The cause hasn't been stated yet but it has been implied that his future self is ressurecting himself in the past. After his funeral he digs out of his grave, deserts the Night church's magic police, and moves to Beckland.

>How far are we from dwarf in the manga
Still too far and they need to buy a house, but I hope when we do get her it will take at least 6 months of bathing and sex before the focus is less on just her. Another month of sex with both her and Roxanne.

Reincarnation would to be too kind for Malty. In the anime I would want to see her suffer or being exiled as a slave princess living her own life while carrying her sins as she trying to do things right and forgive those she has done wrong even the demons that plague her life. The anime will have a tamed route to avoid controversy and everyone will hate it.

oh boy, wait until you get into MT once the anime comes out.

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>those she has done wrong
What wrong did she do?

Post your score.

This site is for fags.

You used to be fun.

L-lewd

>He resurrects, just like he did when he first arrived at the setting.
So he's just immune to dying? That's some bullshit.

>deserts the Night church's magic police, and moves to Beckland.
Does he just not care about any of the people left behind? That's also some bullshit. And there's money as well. And weren't his oaths supposed to be magically binding?

You must make an isekai based off of this animal.🐧

Grape-kun's adventures.

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I'd just make kuma kuma kuma bear but with a penguin suit, and less time spent giving jobs to orphans same amount of loli headpatting and cooking shenanigans though

notlikethis

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Grape Isekai.

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Wouldn't it be possible to make an actual official isekaigen or LNgen just for today?

I'd do the opposite. More time spent giving jobs to orphans and less cooking. Probably have her actually give a shit about her rank be it Commerce or Adventure Guild so her and the orphans are untouchable

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>So he's just immune to dying
Maybe? It's not really clear. He resurrected much slower the second time and he hasn't died a third time.

>That's also some bullshit.
Klein has been somewhat jaded about the Night church's higher-ups ever since Old Neil died.
He's also worried the church might associate his survival with the Death-path cult, which is one of the Night church's main enemies.
If it makes you feel any better, there's a point in volume 3 where he finds a deceased Night church magic policeman's Sequence 7 potion and decides to return it to the church instead of selling it.
>And there's money as well.
His siblings receive a huge survivor's pension.
>And weren't his oaths supposed to be magically binding?
Only the 'don't disclose the acting method' oath is magically binding.

Cid, pls.

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Beta still best shadow.

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She's just had a horrible life being an princess. To be fair Malty wants an honest life. Her mother could have told the truth of the evil goddess inside of her and would have done anything to stop her doing all the hurtful things that affected the family.

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Are you reading it untranslated?

This. Malty just needs love.

Yeah but let's not.

Basically this. The true big bad here is her mother, who is probably jealous of her own daughter.

The MTL on this one is /extremely/ readable. Would recommend.

comrademao.com/mtl/lord-of-the-mysteries/lord-of-the-mysteries-v1c210/

Wait, her mother knew it all along?

i think he's talking about the OL that's inside her in this april fools chapter. the original malty wouldn't even dare to apologize ever.

Can't be much worse than the Qidian version that translates "overcoat" to "windbreaker".

I don't know why, but the more stories like this I read the better being a househusband looks to me. I'm already a lazy bum.

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>be househusband
Yeah just be careful. Niow you'll be the target of other women just like housewives are target of other men.

Thanks, I almost thought that the based queen was actually the greatest cunt of this series.

>stay at house
>make your wife happy
>get hit on by MILFs and cakes
Where do I sign?

because cooking and cleaning is easy as shit and having sex whenever it's requested is no heavy task. The social life is the hardest part I think

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Getting liked gets you points even if you stopped posting.

I've only gotten ~10 Likes total.

Can we take it as the TnY author writing an actual Otome Isekai in the future?

so does getting (You)s.

>Points are gained for making posts, giving Likes and receiving Likes

probably people liked your posts. It would be neat if posting images gave more points though, would be more in spirit with this being an imageboard.

That'd just chew up the image limits though.

Also they have a special perk just for us.♨️

>YOU ARE COURTING DEATH!

Why the fuck is it that with all these chinks courting death that she's still an overworked office slave virgin

Is this the discussing 'Likes' thread

>He had eyes but couldn't see Mt. Tai.

Nevermind. Figured it out. It merged my desktop and mobile sessions, which added their points together.

Is that supposed to be an onsen? Because I was expecting something a little more grand🦌

It's tje Ibsen symbol.

*the
*onsen

>Go to a thread with your accumulated points from serial posting
>Suddenly, a wild likefag appears!
>"Hey you, the most beautiful out of this pointfield with a score great enough to cause threads to fall! Give me all your likes!"
>Young likefag demands his posts to get liked but serial poster interferes, young likefag gets irritated as fuck and shouts like a retard
>"YOU ARE COURTING MASS BOT REPORT!"
>Onlookers gossip about "there is no way this post-reliant dude could possibly beat the young likefag, the match is already decided! No need to even look!"
>serial poster beats likefag in score after comparison, all the onlookers go "HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!? He beat the likefag! That can't possibly be! Who is that guy?"
>Old man, seemingly a beggar, but actually top10 in terms of score in the board, who watches at the scene amused, scoffs at the now shamed-to-death likefag
>"He had a monitor but he couldn't see mount Tai."
>Suddenly shitposters of the anti-isekaifag faction appear in the thread
>"HOW DARE YOU SHAME LIKEFAG! THERE WILL BE NO RECONCILIATION! WE'LL SHITPOST YOUR THREAD, INCLUDING ALL 10 PAGES AFTER BUMPLIMIT AND WON'T STOP EVEN IF YOU CRY!"
>serial poster goes on to wipe out the entire anti-isekai faction with facts and logic
>As everyone is about to completely ignore the anti-isekai shitposters, the leader of the anti-isekai faction cries
>"Fool! Our faction is just small fry in comparison to the rest of Yea Forums! We'll turn them against you! We might even mass report all your threads out of vengence to get the mods on our side! You'll never have a peaceful thread again!"
>serial poster shrugs
>"The Thread doesn't give a shit about such petty threats. We went through this so many times already, after all."
>And so serial poster and the rest of The Thread finish off the anti-isekai faction by ignoring them

Well, you tried.

Does mount tai exist in all cultivation novels where they say "you had eyes but you couln't see mt. Tai" or is it just purely a figure of speech? If so, why has nobody retorted with a "what the hell is a mt. Tai?"

They all take place in bizzaro China so they all have the literal Mount Tai.

Can be headcanon'd away with "well there might be a Mount Tai in that world too". I mean it's not like we ever get a complete geographical overview for the whole world in those cultivation WNs.

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>has eyes
>can't see mount tai in another world
the absolute state

I think what Shieldbro was talking about wasn't modern Wuxia stories, but rather modern Xianxia and Xanhuan stories, which usually take place in different worlds were immortal cultivation is relatively common, sometimes the protag even gets isekai at the beginning from our world to that immortal world - and even then characters still use this figure of speech about Mount Tai. So it's likely that a Mount Tai exists there too.

To be fair the 泰 in 泰山 means 'greatest', 'extreme', or 'superlative' (as well as peaceful/serene because everything in China is named that) in a now-archaic use of the character 泰. It'd be as if you had a mountain called Mt. Tallest. It's a fairly literal and easy-to-understand name and considering the language there should be a mountain called that in any setting that actually speaks Chinese.

So the proverb can actually be interpreted as "He had Eyes, but couldn't see the tallest of mountains."? Well that makes a lot of sense then.

Mt. Tai in China has a bunch of spiritual connotations as well (generally reckoned as either the actual axis mundi or one of the four directional gates to Heaven) so it's not quite that simple, but it's definitely part of it yeah. The closest equivalent in the Western world would've been something like "he lived in Sicily but was ignorant of Etna" or something to that effect.

>keikaku intensifies

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I honestly would have guessed Qidian was buying editted MTL for the series, but I did some digging and it seems to be an actual translation.
I'm not sure if I feel better or worse about it for knowing that.

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I see stock Wuxia factions in Xuanhuan and especially in Xianxia all the time.

I think it was in Against the Gods that Yun Che made that remark, kinda like
>but he was an idiot, for he had eyes but couldn't see mt. tai
>...what the hell is a mt. tai?

>Ibsen
Never been a fan of realism♠️

read inn

Will I be isekai'd and get a good cheat ability once I die?

Your fortune: Outlook good

rerolling your fortune... oh wait nvm i'm not at home.

Don't take away my last bit of hope.🙁

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you might live a long life and die of natural causes. Doesn't mean it'll be productive and fruitful but it does mean you might hve a long way to go before reincarnation is even an option. Suicides don't seem to get isekai'd

Don't worry i can't do shit here nayway

>Suicides don't seem to get isekai'd
couple of isekai where they do. one about a revenge murderer, and meikyuu mc was going to but got isekai'd right before he could.

>Suicides don't seem to get isekai'd
Read more isekai.

Not unless there's a reason you suicide, like the MMO character you sunk your entire life into getting delet.

if you can't do well in the world you're familiar with you won't be doing any better in an alien one

Mt. Tai is treated like Olympus or Asgard in Daoism. Even if the real thing exist the idea of it holds more importance.

>Asgard
>real

I believe having super human powers should help you quite a bit.

Anyway, people are saying naofumi's probably from a cooking manga. But which? surely not in the setting of shokugeki no souma, i don't want that fate on anyone, no matter how delicious the food might be.

Toriko?

does that take place in modern japan?

Countries very like modern japan exist there...

Japan actually exists there, although its barely visited in the story

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That uh

That's a big world.

>the americas are now eastward instead of westward.
huh.

You know the earth is round, right? The Americas have always been eastward from Japan.

Rolled 5 (1d6)

1 and I get stuck in a VR game
2 and I teleport to another world with my normal human abilities and appearance
3 and I reincarnate as a nobleman gifted with magic
4 and I get summoned as a hero and get cheat abilities
5 and I get shit abilities and get betrayed
6 and I become an otome villainess

Some maps do this. Cutting through the Atlantic makes a lot of sense and looks really aesthetic.

Even the post number ands with five.

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>Does he just not care about any of the people left behind? That's also some bullshit. And there's money as well. And weren't his oaths supposed to be magically binding?
He does, but what else would he do? Just go home and tell his family and friends he ressurected? The church would take him and burn him to ashes.

Rolled 6 (1d6)

what about the non human option?

rev up your butthole, kino healer 2.0 incoming

Rolled 6 (1d6)

The Planet expanded on the Atlantic so it's only possible to draw it in this way. IRL most Asian countries and Australia do this in order to have their land on the center of the map.

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Center the map on Japan's longitude and it makes perfect sense.

welp
guess I'll have to put on a dress

wuxiaworld.com/novel/the-novels-extra/tne-chapter-280

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Reminder that no kim today.

maybe but it's not as prevalent as accidental deaths usually by truck. I've seen more stuff about MCs dying in embarrassing ways than I have of them offing themselves

Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne

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>get transported into a forest
>this is the first thing you come across

How do you react, Yea Forums?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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>Elliott hated how Sykes carefreely allows whatever idle thoughts pop into his mind to come out of his mouth. In this supposed idea Elliott would be the slave dealer, while Sykes would be the management cum muscle, and you could probably call George the head clerk
>management cum muscle
Wow, just like my games.

They exist but since suicide is viewed as sin in Buddhism it may fuck over your next incarnation.

Keep walking.

It's time for you to team up with the demon lord, user.

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>not asking her first where the next town is before you leave her hanging

sounds like a massive misunderstanding is imminent so I'll keep walking

last chapter made it seem like Shiro is a little girl rather than a big boobed woman. She might still be displaying the body of a teenage student but big tits make girl a rather inappropriate label

>For you
But seriously, Torino world is about 80 times the size of Earth because of the fact that most of it is made of eternally growing "Gourmet Rock" which crashed on the planet eons ago in a small meteorite but has grown to the point where only a tiny fraction of the world is native to it.

Here's hoping I don't get as fucked as you are going to be.

>Use analysis spell
>Result: "Tentacle Changeling (Disguised)"
>Take out Magic Gun, aim at head of the monster, shoot
>See the headless monster that fell onto the ground stand up while transforming into it's ugly default form, ready to charge at you
>Shoot a barrage of magic gun bullets until you get the announcement "TIIIRIIIIING! 628 EXP OBTAINED!" after the monster drops dead
>Pick up the loot and go on your merry way

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...

Remove the knife ear from existence.

>The church would take him and burn him to ashes.
Wouldn't they take him back in but keep an eye on him?

How can you even live with yourself when you did not even include "I reincarnate as a monster" as an option?🙁

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>reincarnate as monster
>gain human form
dropped

so did the cunts stop shitposting the thread?

who

Nah getting human form by itself doesn't matter. What matters is whether the monster form does get used properly and how great the total ratio of monster form to human form is. As long as total ratio of screentime for the monsterform remains over 50%, then it's safe.
In case of Spider, the human form doesn't even appear for a long, long time, even less if you include the "mixed" form, so it's safe.
In case of Slime, the human form does come early but the Slime form does still get all the time and is actually quite balanced in use alongside the human form, so it's safe too.

What's not safe, however, are series like "Jaryuu Tensei". Where the protag reincarnated as a Dragon but soon after gets human form and actually gets stuck in it (can't freely switch forms so easily), so the Dragon reincarnation is just a weak excuse for "human with OPness".

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Spider stops being a spider at nearly the exact point where the story stops focusing on her, since it's around the time she achieves apotheosis.

The LN appearently added a shitton of new stuff before that happens though. The Archne form actually gets used instead of just storming into that robot facility immdietly like it was in the WN.

No. That was why Klein run away instead of going back despite being fond of the church.

>the story stops focusing on her
why would they do this

Yeah but I imagine actually turning into a human has to be around the same time, iirc there was a metaphysical reason behind that one and before it she'll be a spooder forever

I mean arguably it does focus on her but she's not front-and-center anymore since she's reached the point where she's mostly managing a grand scheme that affects the basic metaphysics of the entire world and is too important to cover directly since she's not directly fighting or doing much
The story mostly uses Wrath and Sophia as a vehicle, even though most of the shit that actually happens is part of Shiro's plans.

>No aussie jewess today
This day keeps getting cursed

There's like 4 volumes of arachne stuff before she becomes a sysadmin in the LN.

Yeah, one of the thing I like from Slime is that he really used both his human and slime form all the time, especially because he also did this in his fights. Wish more monsters isekai do this, but then again I guess it's only doable in Rimurus' case precisely because he's a slime.

Would you actually read not!2B's LN?

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Thing reads like diabetes dipped in honey so yeah.

>MC isn't 2B or 9S
No

No because she's not actually the MC.

That image reminds me more of GR, especially because kat got a 2B costume.

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Is that the actual premise or is there more than someone just making fanfiction around his waifu?

Would you take an insect girl into your harem? I mean they usually just have weird ears or a tail, so it's not like she's going to buzz in your ear all night long.

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It's about a couple of bounty hunters fawning all over each other picking up a lost dragon loli

I'd take anything halfway attractive and interested in me into my harem that so far consists of my right and left hands.

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>trusting an elf

>right and left
Quite impressive anons, that's twice as many lovers as the average Yea Forumsnon as.

No, because the tasteless fags removed her beautiful ass.

Guys I still can't get over how badly Eliza got shafted

Rolled 39 (1d100)

1 and isekai genre will cease to exist.

Get over it.

WN still going, a shame imperfect dropped it.

>bee girl
>bab'zz
Man, can't they just pick some western name instead of the most retarded shit ever?

Blame the seanigger translators.

I'd be scared with insect girls. They usually have parts that look very delicate. Like the feelers ontop of her head, I don't want her to walk through a door and accidentally break them off.

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Betazuri.

>still dead after OTC dropped it

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>and if i were to talk about reincarnators and stuff there's the chance my head with explode and my soul gets destroyed
What?

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>author powerleveled themselves into a hole then switched characters.
Pottery.

Going back to his family would raise some eyebrows, but it really seems like he could have gone back to the Nighthawks.

>twice as many

Those soul-eating worms or whatever. I stopped following shield hero when the WN translation finished.

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Sure

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Kumoko transforms between human and Arachne during her fight(s) and her human form is rather unsettling

Ningen desu ga, nani ka?

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What's GR

I lost it all...

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AAAAAAAAAAAAA LEMME FUCK HER

Gravity Rush. It's a game where you play as a girl that falls a lot.

Kek, what did you do?

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If I didn't know the context I would've thought it was about a clumsy bitch.

Nothing I did move physically though

He mentioned the thread on IRC. As evidence: My score is low because I was there too.

she's actually a bit too pink there. She isn't pale she's literally white

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It does make her sound more endearing, I know if anything can get people interested it's cute girls.

Isn't that because she used literal magic

He got banned clearly

The second game is basically isekai.

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...

magic to do what? Transform?

To be fair you go into different dimensions to bring back parts of the town in 1 aswell.

To alter perception of her so all that anyone would see is 'woah she's super white'

she did do something like that but I thought that was about her eyes and being shut all the time and her scary aura

The important thing is that I need to bang her

assuming she didn't kill you or run away she'd probably vomit and faint like Bocchi

Anyone who has read "Yuusha-sama no Oshishou-sama" can tell me if the protagonist get stronger? It kind of frustrates me that he always has to rely on Leticia at the end of the day to wrap things up.

Didn't she pass the fuck out when some drunk groped her fat fucking tits

I'm on vol. 3 of Dendro and I was wondering
Is Brother Bear the King of Destruction?

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It's pretty on the nose user

I can't get over how god awful this fucking cover art is.

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I'm so mad that the Spider anime won't cover her human form because there won't be femdom porn of her

Did the 10th like
Now do it faggot and upload it to pastebin or RR

It's appropriately awful.

Maybe it'll be a surprise split second cour.

There's no way it'll get past Arachne's transformation even if, though

Sucks it didn't get a 2 cour treatment like Shield hero

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All I want is Shiro X D twincest porn my man or a Shiro X D x Ariel threesome thing.

The canonical LN design for D is cunting horrid tho

I guess, but I didn't put it together till Figgy.

Nah, she's literally just Shiro but not white, so if Shiro's design is good then so is her's.

Where's my fucking ixion saga DT season 2 you fucks?💢

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lel

That's not what she looks like tho

post it now faggot

what does she look like

💯

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Someone posted it before
It's just shit art god I fucking hate the artist

If only other shitty isekai were as honest and upfront with their quality.

I liked the story where jesus was actually a vampire

What do you expect from a story that has a race called "mini human"?

impossible
fake & gay

Looks fine to me, but you do you.

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UGH no the manga is so much better
Also what the fuck is she even playing

Challenging the Heavens and defying Fate.

>manga humans
>looking better than anything
I'm sorry but no, you'll never convince me that the people in Kumo's manga look good or better than the LN art.

She looks fucking great

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I haven't laughed this hard since konnosuba

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DQ of course.

She doesn't look like anything because we don't have her eyes, and I still prefer the LN design over the manga one.

:(

All I want is to be reborn as a shota and have an onee-chan harem. A big sister, a female teacher, a maid and a betrothed. All in their mid 20s waiting for me to awaken as a man while constantly pressing their big ol tiddies in my face.

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I can't see her fat fuck thighs tho

It's a fail-safe in case the reincarnators try to talk about the mastermind behind the waves. The moment they open their mouths, their heads will burst, then their soul is torn from their bodies and is destroyed. It alredy happened to a reincarnator in the spear hero novel and to takt in the LN. "Malty" doesn't know if she's subject to the same rules so she doesn't want to chance it. As for the soul vaccumers, they're a species of dunes or carterpillands that feed on souls of the deceased. They're usually dumb, but hero-raised ones can tell the difference between souls of that world and those of the reincarnators. They appear in the spinoff and in the LN too.

Garry's Mod?

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The last time an isekai broke me into an unstoppable fit of laughter was Tilea's Worries when she used gravity magic and snapped the demon general's arms as he did push ups.

They got exoskeleton, right? That would be like walking into a door frame and breaking your fingers off.

I don't know man, those things that come out of her head look extremely delicate.

If my fingers were super thin, yeah. Look at those things.

how about the adventures of pingu?

mount tai is avery important mountain range in china related to their pantheon, so not knowing this is probably very foolish thing to do

Yeah just took another and that's exactly what happened. They even used a spear that can hit anything and a shield that can stop anything in an analogy to describe the outcome.

good luck user
go out with a bang

there was one isekai
it was stupid too.
>Even if the real thing exist
duh
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Tai

😃

REMOVE XENO

It obviously exists in the real world. The whole discussion you just jumped into is whether it exist in most Xuanhuan settings.
They're had the discussion because the answer to *that* question was not obvious.😂

ESL?

but no chapters today
:(
>Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
yeah no, kill it with fire and hit it with a hammer🙁

Oh right I haven't checked my fortune yet today.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

With all those perverts writing isekai I'm surprised we don't have some weird characteristics like "pee of female virgin elves having healing properties" and other shit.

retarded ESL with poor reading comprehension.

R-18 narou has all sorts

this is some warp-fuckery man!

I like how Nightfall occasionally uses some figure of speech to show that the MC is isekai'd.

use APIN rounds for maximum effect
also bugspray

Where the hell did I get all this score from
Do you get score from (you)s

nah
good luck user

It's not quite like the team peep et al. stuff because you can also actually raise it but score randomly goes up over time too.

it's some program
you get scores from (you)s, getting and giving likes.
Much like some VRMMO isekai setting
you will get trucked after you have reached the HIGHSCORE to your favourite isekai

I know, it's soul-eating piranhas in one world and soul-eating worms in another. Freaky shit.

I've been at work and playing vidya all day I've only made like twoscore posts the entire day

will this feature be permanent?

It's April Fools
Like last year (year before? the one before that?) we got a google+-like interface

Of course not. This isn't a testing ground for potential changes, it's just a prank bro.

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Rolled 3 (1d6)

let's roll
Well, I thought it too, but it will be pretty good if this gets permanent on some specific sites, might increase traffic and quality.

What we really need across the site is the draw tool from

>just a prank bro
i wish it was permanent
life's ain't good
too much pressure to come out from the NEET life🙁

>increase traffic and quality
after a month or so of shitposting or so? perhaps only the former

I see you are a man of culture aswell.🌈

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I don't like it. My desire to make numbers go up is cutting into what normally remains of my productivity.

yes, and some of the settings are good too
>Anyone can use painter.
>Anyone can use dice & spoilers.
>3000 character limit.
>750 bump limit.
>Decreased post timer to match /tg/.
>Automatic permasage after 72 hours.
>Thread specific user IDs.
>Max threads per IP is 5.
>Standard 7 day internal archive.
These threads can become like the fantasy /k/ threads where many writefags gather.
yeah, your'e right

Based Shadow-sama

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

I swear the manga is just to dress her up in various cute dresses.

this is some succubus shit man.
just hope this gets over by tomorrow, I was out for 1st April and lost all the time to make points.

The only good features are the fortune cookies and the dice

check your mail user😃

Does anyone have the OtakuCloud-translated Isekai Meikyuu de Harem o chapters? Their site is dead.

Yea Forums threads should have some features like this that shows random perks or superpowers so that we can use them in our isekais or novels

you will get your onee-chans user

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These threads aren't the entirety of Yea Forums
Also just use powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random

At least she is not a virgin.

Batoto is still alive?

dunno if it helps but here's a like.🦖

fuck yeah an animal at last
let's see what cunt it is🐕

I love how she replaces the other girls in the story with herself every time he rescues someone.

I meant to quote

thanks bro
also got this cute doggo

>run out of isekai to read
>have to put up with stupid shit like this
In what world does he look like a girl?

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that's me too bro,
you got pranked :)
although it's late🐯

>invents onsen♨️

this shit is still going on!!!!
when will he bang his hot auntie?

sugoi✔️

Never, because in this sort of story the moment he bangs her it'll end.

You think that a story could end after 280 fucking chapters.

As long as there's money to be made it won't end.

man I sure hope this ends soon, it's been ages🙁

Well Yea Forums became permanent. This might be permanent there and maybe /vip/ or something.

Remind me again, did Yea Forums do anything to divert shitposting elsewhere?

A bit, but it's not really a containment board so much as an art project.

just barely

Is it just me or is Power in the Shadows way better comedy as a manga than it was in written form?

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All gag comedy is better in a visual medium. Plus you don't get as many insufferable Shadow monologues.

That said, the WN and manga are basically the same in terms of stuff happening.

Probably cause the delivery isn't tarnished by a translation.

It just occurred to me, "Your Score:" should say "Powerlevel:" instead. Missed opportunity.

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I still don't know what Yea Forums is about.🦖

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>tags: ryona, femdom, yuri-but-not-really

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nice one thanks user
it's shitposting, a retarded child of Yea Forums

He bought her too.

I must say the slave dog girl is a great character, better than the church girl.

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It's basically dada. Also known, in this era, as dank memes.

I wish bunny girl was still alive.

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I can't jack off to this face and she's missing her right tit.

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If all those girls want MCs dick so much, why don't they just rape him?

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True. But she died due to her own carelessness.

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Wait they finally had sex?

Good luck trying to rape someone that can teleport at will.

SO IT IS WRITTEN.

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Ofcourse not.

Only like half the isekai protagonist have the ability to teleport, I don't think any of them would do it butt naked with a girl ontop of them.

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