In the BNHAverse one must keep in mind that the concept of a so called "Aprils Fools'" for everyday life exists only in theory. Normal people and Hero Society simply can't comprehend the idea of having a day dedicated to real life shitposting, however on online imageboards such as Quirkchan(nel) a certain practice occurs every year when the clock strikes 11:59:59, something truly magical happens, and the best part is, it's different every year.
Happy Aprils Fools you magnificent bastards
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all might is my favorite character
but now hes powerless
what do?
Reminisce on the good ol days user, reminisce.
deku is really cute!
Happy April Fools. Enjoy this little thing I've been saving for today, I hope you like it.
Post above is a "mother die in her sleep" post, don't open
>April Fools
>Eri can also send objects back in time
>Eri is responsible for Back-u-go
>Nana is Inko from the second iteration of the universe after the Big Crunch making Shiggy Deku's reverse-doppleganger
>Inko and All For One are siblings and All For One is Deku's Son, Eri just sent Deku back in time and rewound his and Inko's memories before All For One stole Deku's ability to attract the Quirk Virus which would have given him Three Stooges Quirk Syndrome
>as an agent of All For One, Eri sent herself back in time and rewound herself to erase her own memories; the flawless double agent
>>Eri is the mastermind
It's 12:01, where's the joke?
>gets Recipro Irrelevant again
I'm looking at one
I see you're commited to this line of work (You)farmer-san, I won't question you further , but your day of justice is at hand, sooner or later, justice always arrives.
I don't think I got that, buddy, what do you mean?
Reminder that Momo, Ochacho, Tsuyu, and possibly Monoma all have the ability to break the fourth wall opening up the possibility that they post here.
Someone catch her!
Based Endeavorposter but where the fuck is the Aprils Fools?
Say hello to OG Hawks
I'm saying you're a bit of a joke. Not a very funny one mind you; we're talking toilet humour. You could even say a joke about Number 2's
did subanon ever finish that AfO talking about sex with nana thing?
It's been late a few times before. Cast your mind back to last Anniversary, the party hats were really fucking late.
goodnight!
i had so much fun today, i love you all!
It's April Fools. Post laughs or chuckles, edits allowed.
time to post cute, canon, wholesome, and vanilla content to celebrate!
I thought this joke was shit until i saw the perks.
Since it's april fools, what's your favourite BNHA related joke anons?
Mine is Bakugo's future career
My day of Retri(You)tion will never come. (You) see, (You) and I aren't too disimmilar. I only exist alongside newfaggotry; like the dichotomy of light and dark- as the Summer Sun of newfaggotry grows, then the shadow which I cast in the dirt grows alongside. I am only as effective as the newfags that fall for me
Copycats will inevitably turn up and epic fail; but the wily newfags will have learned from the experience of me. They will have assimilated, even if only a little bit. I am ironing the nefaggotry out of them, and when one method fails then I'll casually switch to my next ploy, training them to be less of a fucking newfag with each iteration.
(You) can't stop me. But that doesn't mean (You) should try either. We bth fight for the same goal, only our methods differ.
Tell me user, are you in the know?
😃
>it's april 1st
Webmfag here, taking any and all requests as it's now or never to make these skills useful to farm "likes." Don't hate the player hate the game.
I don't know but I'm the other one, the one who makes webms like webm related but without text
this is one never fails to get a laugh out of me
How many likes for best boy AFO?
>can only like a post once every 2 minutes
this sucks
What about the AFO vs AM one?
a half naked girl can get 200 likes in 5 minutes, how many for a 40 year old boomer magician?
You know, Endeavor is right.
In a world where people are born with genetically inherited superpowers, why shouldn’t you breed out the imperfections in them? There is nothing wrong with this goal, given it is something that makes it easier for your children to live/have better lives than you, by given them less inconvenient powers/limitations.
Take his own quirk, it makes it so when he uses it he overheats. It’s likely that before he trained it, he overheated at much lower threshold than his current abilities (due to all the training he has done, he has pushed his limit much higher than it was before due to his goal of reaching All Mights level, he trained all the time. And we’ve seen what just a little training can do for a quirk). We have seen that training a quirk is necessary to make it useful, especially for those with such strict limitations/hard to master like his (see Kirishima, who had to smack himself with blunt objects a lot before even being able to attempt to enter UA, or Denki who can’t use to much power of his power or else he’ll go brain dead, or even Midoriya, who can’t use OfA without almost dying, or Black who’s quirk was original just to merge into black things, but after training it, can now move those things).
It only makes sense to try to make it so future generations wouldn’t be burdened with useless/harmful to themselves powers, and anybody who actually disagrees with this is selfish; the betterment of society as a whole override your own happiness. Couples should be forced to match up with the most compatible other quirk user so that society can quickly breed out the imperfections inherent in quirks to make everything advance in the fastest direction to perfection (this the best decision because some families would undoubtedly start doing this anyway).
Like this post or Ill dump more.
Some people are born with truly useless quirk and people would see the advantage of mixing the properties of certain quirks to make better ones for their kids, or on the flip side, bad people would see the advantage of stealing people and selling them and would start up illegal child trafficking rings for slave kids to raise as child brides for quirk marriage down the line.
Not to mention other countries might start mandating quirk marriage due to how Quirks make guns and other weapons near useless overall (who needs a gun when you can just destroy a city with a flick of a finger, control people minds, or KO people instantly?). Any competent dictator would start mandatory quirk marriages to quickly raise the quality of the quirks of their citizens, and the future battle power of his nation. This would lead to certain countries (mostly third world countries, given there’s less moralfagging there overall) to rise in power in only a few generations due to selective breeding, making them a massive threat if other country do not respond accordingly.
As such, his method of wanting to make it so his child have no (glaring) flaw in his quirk is reasonable. His motivation might be flawed (simply wanting it just to surpass All Might is selfish, but still a valid reason since he wants better for his child than he himself had from a genetic standpoint). From the perspective of society, it’s even a great service. It puts quirk marriage in the spot light, and would show how advantageous it is to society as a whole (given how strong Shoto is, and his potential is pretty much limitless). And that was only a single generation of quirk marriage, there are still flaws that could be worked out (Shoto mention he didn’t have the ability to manipulate his ice to a very fine degree), if it was mandatory country wide, it would be easy to find the perfect match quirk-wise to fix certain flaws in his quirk for the next generation.
based Compresschad
Twice is the best LOV member, like if you agree.
This would make it so not only people like All Might, AfO, and oddities like Eri aren’t so feared or dangerous to the general public (as in, they aren’t the only ones with over powered off the wall quirks that break the entire game), you’d be able to eventual create your own counters to them via breeding other quirks to defeat them while also advancing humanity to the perfect point they’re destined to get to.
Rolled 6 (1d6)
Thank you Lord
I like Twice and Toga
some might even say that they're cute and canon
Poste bellow is a mutant. Do not like him.
*siips*
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Gunhead Internship training, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Yakuza, and I have over 300 confirmed lbs. I am trained in basic CQC and I'm Deku's top waifu in the entire school of UA. You are nothing to me but just another fujobait twink. I will wipe you the fuck out with my massive fatrolls the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me during a training arc? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting Hori about my plot armour across Japan and your traitor ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your goals to become a pro hero. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, because my fatass is the size of this country and I can eat you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in GUNHEAD MARTIAL ARTS!, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the my husbando Deku's SEVEN QUIRKS and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fiery tacobell diarrhea all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
why can't we downvote this is BULLSHIT
What about it, just give me ideas, I give you the webm, you give me likes, fair trade for fair work.
>he doesn't do it for free this time
>You will never see them get MUTIED
based, fuck 3dpd
also fuck niggers
Don't you god damn dare like this post!
I'd appreciate it a bunch if you did!
How much we love best family?
Thanks m8, don't know what I'd do without you.👌
4channel is a space for positive vibes only you double nigger
user this a place of welcoming and positivity, and if you have a problem with that then you can get the fuck out.
Do we Like! Mineta?
>posting porn
enjoy losing your points IDIOT
Based and checked
Two posts from now is the UA spy.
Just put AFO citing some lewd fic about how he fucked Nana, and AM sperging.
how do I perks
I like Mineta.
Put perks on options.
showscore
Kaiju boss soon
Hori is cute
You have left me no choice...
>gruesome
he barely showed anything
You sold your soul for likes didn't you user...
Don't worry, I am here for you.
im a retard
wow, this is some shit
this is why Gigantomachia abandoned us
checked and confirm-pilled
sons of the LORD will like this post
the sons of the devil will ignore...
bring it on pussy
Hori sure is taking his sweet time drawing Nana being manhandled...
Like and subscribe
no, get score mogged
>scorelets
You called down the thunder, well now you got it.
Fuck Kacchan, Fuck All Might, Fuck UA and Fuck Hero Society
Who is the better monster?
I use 4chanX and what are likes
HAHAHAHAAHAHAH
>Godzilla, the King of all Kaijus
>a fucking moth
gee I wonder
If you reload the page it should show up.
BakuGODzilla
Rolled 1 (1d6)
If higher than 3, AfO is Deku's dad.
I can save all those who desire power in this thread, one reply is all it takes, simply follow me and recieve likes beyond your wildest dreams
I'M GOING TO SAY THE M WORD
Today I remind them
*ting ting ting*
if I could have everyone's attention please
I'd like to propose a toast
to all the hard working employees at Detnerat
to the Superpower Liberation Army
to Destro
fuck All For One
fuck the League of Villians
fuck pro heroes
fuck mutant haters
fuck the yakuza
and most of all
FUCK NIGGERS
Why do you make me hurt you like this?
Rolled 2 (1d6)
If a 4 you Like this post
Minge?
I can't like on my phone, this is gay I'm at work right now.
STOP POSTING
Rolled 1 (1d6)
if 4 or higher, John is Deku's dad
kill yourself phonenigger
Give Abe your likes and he will make your ship fertile
Dont mind me posting best girl
Someone post Mirio so I can give you my likes😃
>actually on topic posting in the sea of shit that is the Aprils Fools joke this year
you're too good for us user
thank you based Abe, please bless Toga and Twice with a fruitful marriage full of love and healthy children
Thank you, Abe-sama
Rolled 5 (1d6)
If even AM is a virgin.
oh fuck
Based, does this mean that they'll get to have beautiful, magical ass babies now?
thank you abe-sama!
You're a man of culture, Prime minister of Japan Shinzō Abe.
Rolled 4 (1d6)
If odd Nana enjoyed it.
Go to settings, on your browser, and cick :view desktop site"
bring me into your fold AfO-sama!
God fucking dammit April fools suck ass in Finland.
>KamiJirou
cute and, dare I say it, canon?
👌
I cannot
reminder that at 0.8% of AM's prime power he could beat deku and bakugou into the dirt with ease
how the fuck can deku and bakugou have a 'rivalry' if one side is so laughably outmatched?
If mammal, his name is john.🐷
you have been visited by BASED NOMU OF TIMBERLANDS AND WARPING
good arch support and swift transport will be granted to you if you like this post and reply NICE KICKS JOHN CHAN
Cute and canon
thank you John, very cool!
Based😃
O MY SEVEN LIKES
Checked
NICE KICKS JOHN-CHAN!
If animal is cute then is canon🦌
BOO!
NICE KICKS JOHN CHAN
shhhhh AFO has turned into a animal and is sleeping🐏
Everyone should give Mirio and Eri a like as their wedding gift.
This is Eri's favorite animal🦀
sleep tight Lord
Thanks Mr. Skeltal
>left the project for a day because I had mothers day business to attend to
>return to April Fools
>it's 4cebook 2.0
Well the false sub is done and I spent a bit more time to get a better quality endprod, enjoy.
Still taking requests from yesterday because I've got fuck all else to do. This ebin liek system seems fishy though, don't believe his lies. I'm not throwing away my standards for a shitty single-day ememe.
In short, give us a scene from the amine (or just any webm) and something to false sub over it.
sleep tight my lord, also nice digits
I love them brehs
Pleasant dreams Lord.
Ask away, requires 1 like per question. Lets get some wishing energy going alright?
So close🙁
Say something nice about her
NICE KICKS JOHN CHAN
Is Giran dead?
based fake sub-kun
ROUND
FACE
thank you lord, I knew you were always there for me🐰
Holy shit nice.
Meh, 4/10. Not that funny and rather underwhelming.
Is Giran dead?
o my gunhead martial arts
yup, this one's going into my AfO compilation
Will midoriya snap?
Tune back this friday to find out.
Is it cute AND canon?
Will the fujoshits and crackshippers move on to another series soon?
Fair enough my man. Peace.
I'm working with what I'm given, it was surprisingly hard to sub because of the irregualr AfO movements. It's easier to work with moving mouths and bodies, but a request is a request.
*ahem*
Fuck heroes.💔
Is Kiribaku canon?
AHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHA
❤️
It's alright user. You can't be on to of your game all of the time.
This pleases me
>Dubs
Based, fujos keep losing!
>kiribaku will die tragically in eachother's arms after bak u go happens
Based
Go to bed♠️
It's an abstract feel.
Begone, megaman.
Gi'zza like
Your fortune: Bad Luck
HAHAHAHA user BTFO
suck it moran
no u
>Waaaaah
Like this post if Frog is shit and bottom tier waifu
🙁
But what ship was user talking about?🐰
Deku pleases old men for quirks
This is AFO's favorite food. Send him some on Tartarus.🥛
Haha you fool my mom is already dead
Mha fell off when afo lost
This is Eri's favorite food🍶
>a white box
>brick
It will be done.
Is over
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Your fortune: Godly Luck
>every single fucing post on the site has become normalfag tier (You)bait
>Rule 6 goes straight out of the window
Have some fucking standards ad principles, you're all acting like fucking normalfags.
Is the like button the april fools prank?
nice
💔
I need more Setsuna in my life
This is Eri's fortune
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
L
O
L
I
>godly luck
>Deku
How about Shiggy?
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>lost
>implying
CUTE AND BEST GIRL
Poor bastard.
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Noooooooo
Why is Shiggy so ugly?
Punishment for killing his dog.
Wew lad.
WEW LAD
Twice's wife is very cute
Overhaul coming back confirmed
I'll shove this into my ass if no Shiggy chapter next week.🍮
Why is Eri such a best?
If someone can get me a better scan of this I can tell whats the preview is about
Like my post and I will like yours back. Respond to this when you do.
My servants always reap quirk rewards.
Haha, based!
Ching chong nig nog
the Lord's 3rd most useful minion reporting in
Fuck is this.
Only villains won't like this post!
Thank you, sensei.
>Pickle Rick
Unironically kill yourselves, mods.
If you don't like this post, you're no better than the villains.
Appreciated.
I really like Eri-chan please don't tell anyone
stupid frogfag, kill yourself plox
Flex
400 likes and kacchako will become canon
like to fuck Endeavor
Ouch
I hope they part all night long
Hey other webmfag, sell you soul already like me and reap dark quirk rewards from AfO, April Fools is once a year and regardless of how shit this one is it's always better to play ball than miss out.
But Will They?
REPLY TO THIS POST WITH A CHARACTER AND I WILL TELL YOU THEIR FORTUNE
N..Nani!?!
Shindo
FUCK OFF NIGHTEYE YOUR PREDICTIONS SUCK.
todoroki asking deku if AM is his father but he's actually asking him if AfO is his father please!
cute and canon
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
So Shido's gay
.
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>everyone casually posing
>Deku is FUCKING PISSED
nth for fatgum
whoa, a mystery
How many more points before I get the good perks?
fuck u
Did you know it's AfO's birthday today?
1 Like = 1 Prayer for Prison Break
Your fortune: Average Luck
200
joy😂
Happy Best Dad Day, everyone. Good dads and head pats will follow you the whole year, but only if you reply to this post with a phrase "What a wondeful father!"
Seems so far away.🙁
...
What the fuck happened, I've been gone for a few days and suddenly there's upvotes.
What a wondeful father!
Can I ask you politely not to.
Ochako a cute. A CUTE
>Overkeks😂
you might want to check a calendar user-kun
based reply chad
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
Hiro decided to make 4channel more like reddit.
I think it's a good decision. This site could use some cultural enrichment.
Keep going user, be sure to use your wishing energy
Nevermind, it's April Fools' Day, I'm irredeemably retarded.
Endeavor couldn't really predict what would be the result of having children with Todoroki's mom. He had lots of children and only one got the OP quirk he expected him to get. While his idea is great, improving children by breeding is incredibly inefficient. There's not enough knowledge about the rules of how the parents' quirks mix on their children, and his children are the proof.
>Fucking Shoto
What a wondeful father!💛
*Ahem*
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
Rolled 6 (1d6)
Rolling for which quirk Deku gets next
1=the 3rd holder
2=the 4th holder
3=the 5th holder
4=the 6th holder
5=Nana
6=he awakens his own quirk which he had all along
Imagine you gave Amajiki a squid sashimi salad to eat and he got really drunk. Late that night you feel something strongly gripping your wrists and you turn around to see its a tentacle emanating from Amijiki's shoulder socket. The alcohol has put him in a half-awake state with no self-control. So you start talking to him and humming and making pleasant noises to prevent him from turning into a full squid but the noise attracts him to you and he mounts you and a 14-inch tentacle slips out of his waistband, twists your panties half-down your thighs, and plunges into your womb, undulating like a sine wave and gaining speed the farther it travels until it hits your cervix like a bullwhip at every ungraceful thrust. The suction cups are gripping the inside of your pussy at odd places and you can't move because there are two suction-cup tentacles around each wrist pulling your arms straight out at your sides wrapped around your arms in a spiral fashion. There's one tentacle gently squeezing your neck in pulse with the heavy thrusting but it's attempting to force its way down your throat and its almost covering your lips. Yet two more tentacles grip your hips, wrapping around the thigh and groin to form a tight circle, controlling the rate at which he gyrates the 14-incher into you. You try to kick free but this attracts the attention of the last two tentacles which suction firmly around your ankles, pulling your legs as far apart as they can go. You can move a few inches in each direction, but only barely because his gigantified squid parts are so strong they offer too much resistance. He flips you onto your stomach and you decide to ride it out instead of struggling against the tentacles, remembering to breath through your nose as 14 inches of tentacle undulate over and over and over and over again through your pussy, past your cervix and into your womb cavity, tracing smaller and larger circles with the tip of a suction cup.
And that's why Manifest is an 11/10 quirk.
Oh shit
Like if you think miriofag is a spamming nigger.
10/10
Could Amajiki turn into alcohol if he drinks alcohol?
Hnnnnng FUCK
I'm going to RAPE Amajiki!
😂
Could Amajiki turn into (you) if gives (you) a blowjob?
Write a fanfic
Alcohol is flammable. Maybe he could make explosions. He's Bakugo+. Though at his age I doubt he's even tried alcohol yet.
You nigger
you should flesh this out
nejire needs a SQUIDDING
He could basically become immune to physical attacks by drinking any kind of liquid.
💛
This costume was fucking awful holy shit
I know these posts never work, but today my mom is sleeping on a man's house, so just in case
Your mom's fortune IS
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
To be fair, he's just a teenager.
Most of the students had pretty bad costume designs because they're too young to understand what good aesthetics are.
You say that but Mothra usually ends up beating Godzilla
>when your mother's luck is grape juice's colors
Oh no.
Newbie translator user here with next chapter review
>The meta liberation army are on the move, what is their target?
I might have missed some details so if anyone with better skills can correct it please do.
Thanks Abe, you really came through for them
Cute and godpilled
LIKE SO KACCHAN CAN FUCK MY GIRLFRIEND
>cuck poster is back
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
ftfy
Please stop shouting.
remember lads
The Jews would say the same about Jesus
So miriofag = lord and saviour
Will I ever see my Wife and kids again?
One like = one dead fujo
t. Miriofag
>you should FLESH this out
throw me a few likes and just maybe I will
Let's find out
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
I hope they have a long happy life together😃
Please I need more of them being lewd
I think you need to reread and reconsider who will be doing the raping, user.
What do you think of her user?
>"Give me a hug man"
Would wife/10
Free will is a myth, religion is a joke. We are all pawns controlled by something greater: Likes, the DNA of the soul. They shape our will. They are the culture. They are everything we pass on. Expose someone to anger long enough, they will learn to hate. They become a carrier. Envy, greed, despair; all Likes, all passed along.
Same, I hope they have at least four children.
take my likebux user-chan
>444
5 Likes and I'll post more
>Trips
checked and liked
No I nigger.
Will Mirio x Eri become canon?
>Heh, no one will notice if I ask the same question AGAIN an hour later
...
Fuyumi is for servicing Todoroki men
Cute and meme magicpilled
Now this is based
>Decuck self-inserters
Ever get tired of making the same reply over and over with no difference?
Not so fast user
Your fortune: Good Luck
very cute. Toga takes good care of her friends, she's a nice person
When was that question asked?
>the Lord is keeping our mothers safe
>heroes don't do shit
IMAGINE MY SHOCK
¿Qué pasa mis tíos? Solo quiero hacerte saber que estás
B A S A D O
A
S
A
D
O
settle down Mista there aren't even any 4's in that post number
He Nigger
Me Nigger
Is Nigger
Of that NIgger
Mirio and Eri's baby names will be Sir.
Just sir.
will he grow up to own a lumber mill and be ambiguously gay?
A fitting name for a future janitor
user that's your 146th reply with that filename alone, maybe spam it less from thread to thread
boards.fireden.net
league of besties
Reminder that Shigaraki Tomura is beautiful
Kendou? Yep, she's definitely the best girl
Just remembder anons, it's not about the destination, it's the journey with the anons you make along the way.
That and you just can't win against people with huge amounts of luck and time on their side
1 like = 1 prayer for my famirui
He needs to moisturize before he ends up looking like spinner
please more
based, and dare I say it, redpilled
how in the fuck
How many boards are they shitposting across?
Your score is the percentage of One For All you can use. Post em.
like this if Endeavor
or somebody who just found a way to cheat
k
Nice kicks, John-chan!
like this if All Might
All Might sucks
Montana Smash
1. Your country
2. Your favorite BnHA character
Mexico, Bakugo
Romania
Toga
Should've told anons to roll instead
Fuck
Russia
Jirou
Sweden
Mirio
USA
Toga!
Overhaul will be returning next chapter with a vengeance.
screencap this
Sure, why the hell not.
Russia
Kurogiri
Overhaul will be asleep next chapter, actually.
...
england
AfO
>08
>568
Nothing's wrong here
Scotland, IIda.
Down Under
TetsuTetsu
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
Your fortune: Godly Luck
good god no, I'm not a nigger
usa
jirou
Blessed post😃
check 'em
New Zealand
Kurogiri
usa
Tokoyami
🐱
FUCK HEROES
FUCK ALL MIGHT😃
A quality poster i see
Reply to this post with dubs to get ALL the likes
Canada
Froppy
Gods are here
Belgium
Tokoyami
bakugou will smooch froppy! it's gonna happen some day!
>A few hours later that day
BASED
let me get them dubs and all the likes real quick
Check 'em.
Check what? Your failure?
Will this cute girl get her dubs?
Rolled 3 (1d6)
retards
>
Based Destro
Rolled 72 (1d100)
check
You can stop rolling, for I AM HERE
Holy fuck the CEO has some good fanart
How pathetic, All Might. Looks like the rumors are true, you ARE getting weaker!
It's time.
fuck you
Seized
This was a ploy all along, mods are lurking in the shadows
United Caliphate of Britbongistan
BESTIE BOOOOOOOOOI
Tell me what you like, user.
Try as he might, Horikoshi will never even graze the heels of Zatch Bell
dapper time
SADDLE UP BOY, IT'S LIKE TIME
I think great dane
nejire wants to tie the knot
Rei will have a fifth kid with Enji
I hope you're ready for all these likes that are jamming right up your ass.
Like if you think Endeavor is a rapist
Oh baby
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
FUCK YOU
>more dubs
Checked❤️
Dont be a cunt mate
What does that even mean
no like for you because you're a fagget
Rolled 81 (1d100)
Rollan for Destro fucking up the LOV
like if you think endeavour is not a rapist and also that rei was driven insane not by abuse but by firedick deprivation after she popped out shouto
That's gonna be a like from me
dice+1d100
Rolling for Shigaraki unfucking the LoV
Based.
10 Likes and I'll post Rei's front half, just make sure you're all here so I can remove it quick.
hey hey, amajiki! I got us korean takeout! are you listening, hey amajiki, I got korean!
just post a link to it you donkey
based
your pic isn't though
based
I like dog more than horse
though nejire cumming what little brains she has out on a horsecock she thought she could handle is good too
Oh good, did you get the wagyu kimchi beef?
N
you know, bulls actually have really tiny dicks
He can combine clams and octopus, there's no reason he can't combine the muscle from bull and the dick from dog.
>Imagine being Juzo
>You're born with a dogshit quirk but you want to become a hero
>Fail the recommended test but you get in anyway because Inasa fears Todoroki
>So autistic your only friend is a fucking blender
>While Todoroki saves All Might you're jerking off Sen
>While Todoroki places second in the sports festival you're watching because you were retarded enough to get SHINSOU'D
>While Todoroki engages MULTIPLE villians in combat and WINS you were sleeping because you thought it was a good idea to inhale poison fucking gas
>Skip forward in time
>Learned English in an attempt to fuck a little girl (Still a virgin)
>You soon learn you're fated to get stomped as you're soon to fight Todorki
>You're about to get embarrassed in front of your blender buttbuddy and the entire school
>Get confident and try to fight anyway
>It almost works
>Iida breaks out of your shit trap with a plugged fucking exhaust
>Run away while Sen gets captured
>Have to help Cucksucucksu because he can't win a 1v1
>Iida kicks you in your mutie fucking head, BTFOING you AGAIN
>Ask your boyfriend to drop a building on the 1A Chads out of pure salt
>Job like you were always meant to
>That's the end of your relevance
We should do more BnHAgear posting
Man I'm just so fucking glad that it feels like old goofy Yea Forums again
can't rush, it happens when it happens
I'm surprised you still have this copypasta saved somewhere
thot
I'm surprised that Bfags are still here shitting up my fucking threads. I thought we were done with this shit.
i didn't even play the game but it looks fun
Rolled 2 (1d6)
Let's make this interesting.
Which of these characters is canonically going to die?
1. Endeavor
2. Twice
3. Kirishima
4. Hawks
5. Aoyama
6. All Might
you have to substantiate your claim
well fuck, it seems likely too
that like I got is all that needs to be said
I hate it.
false, she has only ever sucked one dick
admittedly that dick has shapeshifted a lot, but it is still technically one dick
STOP
They're in third year. She's sucked a whole zoo by now.
AS HE DUSTED OFF HIS BONES
WAS A SOUND OF "FUCK MUTIES"
HE CREATED A NEW MUD TRAP
SOFTENED ICE ON THE TRAINING ARENA
HE WAS LAYING ON THE GROUND
MAD THAT 1A WERE WINNING
SO HE SOFTENED THE WHOLE TOWER NOW
SHUT IT ALL DOWN
NO ESCAPE ALLOWED
JUZO ARE YOU OKAY, SO JUZO ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, JUZO?
JUZO ARE YOU OKAY, SO JUZO ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, JUZO?
JUZO ARE YOU OKAY, SO JUZO ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, JUZO?
JUZO ARE YOU OKAY, SO JUZO ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, JUZO?
JUZO ARE YOU OKAY?
WILL YOU TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY?
HE PUT SEN IN THE PRISON
THEN HE KICKED YOU, RECIPRO TURBO, JUZO
HE CAME INTO JOINT TRAINING
DRANK YOUR SMOOTHIES, SAYING FUCK YOU
AND THEN YOU CRIED TO KEKSUCUKSU
YOU WERE DABBED ON
IT WAS YOUR DOOM
JUZO ARE YOU OKAY, SO JUZO ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, JUZO?
JUZO ARE YOU OKAY, SO JUZO ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, JUZO?
JUZO ARE YOU OKAY, SO JUZO ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, JUZO?
JUZO ARE YOU OKAY, SO JUZO ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, JUZO?
YOU'VE BEEN KICKED BY
YOU'VE BEEN DABBED ON BY
A TURBO HERO
This is my husband say something nice about him
gay
upboats to the left!
it's an odd kind of love, but it works
Rei, I have bad news about your husband. He is being shipped with a twunk faggot.
See?
CLEVER GIRL
Enji belongs to me Rei only
>tfw can't dinopost
Not after you poured a kettle of boiling water on your son's face, no.
Cute couple
I want to wipe away those crocodile tears!
Wanna fight you little bitch
She's shit like the rest of the female cast
>diives
>implying
The time has come to an end
Yeah – this is what nature planned
Being tracked by a starving beast
Looking for it's daily feast
A predator on the verge of death
Close to its last breath
Getting close to it's last breath
RULES OF DESTRO
And they run when the sun comes up
With their likes on the line (ALIVE)
For all that I've
(No choice)
Gotta follow the laws of the wild (ALIVE)
With their likes on the line
(No choice)
Out here only the strong survive
What's done is done
Survived to see another day
The game of likes
The hunter and the agile prey
No guarantee
Which of them will succeed
Strong or Weak
RULES OF DESTRO
RULES OF DESTRO
BASED
BASED
BASED
BASED
BASED
based
What's going on?
Sure you can handle the fight honey?
ok
I survived Endeavor, you are nothing compared to him
Fuck (you)
Fuck Avatarfagging
Fuck Togafag
and FUCK BLOGPOSTING CUNTS
based beyond belief
based as fuck, avatarniggers should hang themselves
Oh shit is that a villain trying to threaten her lol
It is best she died, Diavolo.
You bastard
is the joke that this the future?