You have to move this 40 kg mass a distance of 8 km. You cannot use a vehicle. What is your strategy?

Attach two wheels.

This user has the right idea. Put her in a frog, and then have it chase Aqua.

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Remember stomp rockets?

I'll like to say I'll carry her, but my recent experience struggling to get a 12kg flatpack bit of furniture back to my place suggests otherwise.
I'm sure I could make it back with her, eventually.

nigga that's not even 30lbs how weak are you

Yeah, about that.
Why didn't they ever bring a cart or something?

Practically speaking, would this not be the most efficient method? Piggy back wouldn't work very well in this situation since she hasn't the strength to hold herself up.

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>40kg
I reguraly carry a flopy 40kg bag of feed, it's doable bot for some reason way harder than lifting a 40kg barbell. Easiest would be to prop her up in a shitting position, squat, drag her Arma over your shoulder, lift her with most of the mass on your shoulders while holding an arm and a leg, I'm sure ill easily be able to walk 8k with he like that.

Impale her on my dick

I got it! Because Explosion eats all of her mana, it' gives her such a rush she's become addicted to it.

>implying we don't exercise everyday to be the man our waifus would want us to be

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About as weak as you would expect someone who generally never has to lift anything heavier than a computer mouse to be. I'll have no problem with the distance, I walk 4km every other day going to and from work and occasionally walk ~10km on days off, but I just have no upper body strength.

this, fireman carry is the most responsible way to carry a floppy mass like that

I haven't exercised for years.

Put dick in and walk all the way back to the mansion.
Because then Kazuma wouldn't feel her DFC on his back and touch her ass?

feel what on his back? there's nothing there lol

Megumin's hard nipples of course.

only take the most delicious parts, like backstraps, tenderloins, and hindquarter maybe her head for sex reasons.

>prop her up in a shitting position

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>lets use cups and stone and spoons.
fucking retards that dont use metric

Can I move this mass back and forth until it's been "moved" 8km in total?

>stone
isn't this some sort of bong measurement
what does it even mean?

user, did you know that even young, malnourished girls are soft?

Some tasty and juicy meal.

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drop a big rock on her head, killing her.
Clone a new one 8km away.

How would YOU know?

Carry her. It's not that hard.

I had to carry my imouto a few times.

Insert benis

Why did you let your sister become malnourished?

I can barely walk for 2 km so I guess I'll just give up.

Make my dick erect and then stick her on it and just walk away.

Can someone explain to me what the appeal of the show is? Like what are the themes and social commentary it makes?

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I give up!

Piggy back ride.

She had bulimia, it's not my fault.

Le explosions girl

People aren't perfect and it shows how real friendships develop and how friends treat each other in a more realistic way than most animes.
Reminds me of It's always sunny quite a bit.
It's pretty fun imo, the voice actors are really having fun and giving it their all.

Cut it into chunks to make it easier to carry. Make several trips if required.

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If you wanna blow up your neighbors castle do it, fuck them, even if they politely ask you to stop.

She cute

1. Dick on vagoo
2. Lift her up with the power of hardening penis
3. Walk her gently. Penis pins her body so she wont fall
4. Cum inside
5. ???
6. PROFIT

>T. skeleton.
Try carrying anything heavier than 10-15kg for 7km.

Chop it up

Found the retard.

>konosuba getting a movie
>hxh still getting nothing
why doesn't this world make sense

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My sister weights 48kg and I have no issues princess carrying her, maybe at over 8km id have to switch my carrying method but aside from that it should be easy.

As Megumin consumes her balanced meal of lipids, carbohydrates, and proteins, a vast volume and variety of magnificent chemical reactions are occurring within her body to break down her food into usable energy.

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Buy a loli carrying harness.

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Its an isekai sitcom. Also the entire female cast is extremly fuckable.

why is it pointing directly at the camera
like could they not take another shot?

Have you never given someone a piggyback ride before?

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Lift her in a fireman carry, walk about a kilometer, then collapse down together with her as neither of us is able to move for a while.

>themes and social commentary
Can things not just be fun

social commentary?

no, we are living in a post fun world.

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This is a solved problem. Use the fireman's carry.

no.

Reasons why Megumin great!
1. she is very, very cute
2. she can be identified by her silhouette or color palette alone
3. she has a name that is cute and fun to say
4. she is very dedicated to her passions and doesn't give up
5. she doesn't care what people think of her and doesn't let them dictate her life
6. she is well educated and did very well in school
7. she has confidence in herself
8. she is magical prodigy and modified an extremely high-tier spell to be more mana efficient at the age of eight (8)
9. she is full of personality and energy
10. she can strike really cool looking poses
11. she can deliver bombastic chants with total conviction
12. she can deliver more explosive power on target than a GBU-43/B MOAB, and with more precision and speed
13. she grew up dirt poor, on hard mode, but still managed to get ahead of her wealthier and bustier peers
14. she helped keep her family fed during hard times due to her resourcefulness
15. she has a very pleasant sounding voice
16. she speaks in an older dialect of japanese which is more formal and cool sounding
17. she can dish out solid banter
18. she isn't a boring moralfag who picked lawful good
19. she has a tight waist, nice hips, firm belly, and a cute butt
20. she has perfect budding breasts which will never sag
21. she is very small and petite while still having a feminine figure
22. she is lightweight and very easy to carry
23. she is genetically engineered and so she will probably age very gracefully
24. she is probably also genetically engineered to smell and taste very nice
25. she has glowing red eyes which are very cool and exotic looking
26. she has a unique and cute haircut
27. her dominant Crimson Demon genes ensure your children will be powerful, smart, and good looking
28. she bathes daily so she's always clean and silky smooth
29. she can make her own clothing
30. she has a big, pointy, cool looking hat with a face on it
(1/2)

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31. she wears black panties with bows which is the sexiest possible design
32. she has good fashion sense and all of her outfits are great
33. she can instantly transform from cute dork to cool archmage just by donning her hat and cape
34. she is very financially sensible and always keeps discount coupons for later use
35. she doesn't lost a lot to support and doesn't want or expect a lot of expensive things
36. she has a heartbeat you can feel through her small chest if you hug her tightly
37. she is straightforward and honest with her feelings
38. she can't be defined by any single -dere archetype
39. she is good with kids and would make a great mother
40. she has a cute cat named Chomusuke that can breath fire
41. she has a cute imouto named Komekko that can eat anything
42. she has a cute friend named Yunyun that is, uh, well I guess she's okay?
43. she looks out for her friend Yunyun and doesn't let anyone bully her (except herself)
44. she is good at playing chess
45. she likes reading books
46. she is good at winning duels
47. she knows when to be a crazy chuuni and when to be reasonable
48. she knows when to be innocent and when to be lewd
49. she won't punch you into the stratosphere over a naughty joke
50. she won't immediately blame you for a misunderstanding
51. she has a go-getter attitude and takes what she wants
52. she sends a lot of the money she makes back home to support her family
53. she is in good physical shape because she goes for long walks every single day
54. she also keeps you in good physical shape because you get to walk her back
55. she makes funny noises when her mana depletes
56. she gets really excited when princess carried
57. she has more Demon General kills than anyone else in the world
58. she succeeded at her goal to become the ultimate practitioner of explosion magic
59. she will always be loyal to the one who provides her a roof, food, and the ability to realize her dreams
60. EXPLOSION!!
(2/2)

Can I use the staff as a walking stick? Also 40kg at 8km is not that far at all I could princess carry her that distance, but fireman would be the preferred.

It's like Yuurifag but somehow worse.

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I carry 60kg on 20km marches all the time. Its not bad its all about how the weight is distributed across your body.

If by worse you mean not dedicated enough, sure.
Yuurifag had 120 reasons to love her.

Not 8km. Have you?

>watching anime for depth

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HxH already has a movie

We're talking about a human body though. If I cut her up and put her into a Rucksack I could probably do it.

>stone
explain ?

What is 'taking a break when you get tired'?

Who said anything about cutting her up? Someone smol like Megumin could probably fit comfortably in a rucksack with her head popped out the top. She would just have to bring her legs to her chest and sit in. Easy.

Britbongs think measuring people in "stone" is somehow fucking acceptable. You have to use decimals because it's such an inaccurate number.
>145cm
>roughly 6.3 stone
It doesn't work.

Man. Schizo user is right about shills

Hourly fucking threads about the dumbest topics but all related to Konosuba

It has >20 dB singing for starters.

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yeah but when you are obese using stone instead of kilos makes it sound like its not as big as a problem than it really is.

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What's the level of EXPLOOOOSION and the actual explosion? Remember, Megumin got into trouble for it before.

he is just under 200 now

Would you be able to resist doing naughty things to a defenseless megumin?

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Megumin would be pregnant after the first explosion.

>naughty things
like?

Yes because making a sweet girl like megumin cry would make me want to kill myself. Also making someone cry from bullying is not my idea of a good time.

I didn't understand what you were refering to at first and then it hit me. Had a wholesome laugh. Thanks.

It's never too late to start, user. How would your waifu feel if she knew you led such an unhealthy lifestyle?

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I did a 13km ruck with 30kg and it was pretty easy, an 8km ruck with 40kg shouldn't be much harder, especially if I'm allowed breaks.
Yes. I can do all the naughty things I want to her after asking for her hand in marriage.

No one in the party has gone deaf yet, so it should be below 160.

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grab an ankle and drag her the entire way there

Meant to

Trebuchet

She leads an equally unhealthy lifestyle

Megumin is a lot of S things, but sweet? No.
>Scum
>Smug
>Smol
>Sexy

That just means you'll need enough energy for the both of you combined.

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It would, but it doesn't look cute enough for animu.

butt sniffing

>themes and social commentary it makes
Found the HxH faggot that can't even IMAGINE.

retarded hiatusfag

Grab her by the pussy

Donald, please.
She is very sweet to Komekko and Kazuma.

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youtu.be/lJp-HER1RvI?t=52

That's less sweet and more caring for her family.

I walk her home gently

I think it does perfect sense by this fact alone.

>konosuba
>consistant author that writes LNs, spinoff LNs, manga, and VN all at once
Vs
>HxH
>author who has to take 6 month breaks before putting out a chapter and can't even manage 1 shonen manga with ease

Gee I wonder why?

I have a nap first.

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>He violates her unwillingly in that Doujin
>The art is probably some of the best out there though

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Just use my dick.

I feel like Aqua would have the case of the Cheetos musk. I don't know about Megumin, tho.

handholding

Literally just carry her, I'm a big boy. If I could get a hiking backpack and shove her in that it'd be way easier though.

So many new Konosuba doujin that i never seen before but so little time.

A series of evenly-spaced trebuchets.

Link?

roundhouse kick

>I can barely walk for 2 km so I guess I'll just give up.
How fucking fat are you? Don't lie.

Name?

Sort by most popular on nhentai. That's as much spoonfeeding as you'll get.

Not that user but I'm in a similar position. Went from taking 2-3 hour long walks a day to a shut-in neet for 4 years and now I can barely walk around the block without getting woozy. Inactivity can cripple you real fucking easy.

not that guy, but flat feet can contribute to such an issue as well.

(C90) [Pirokobo (Piro)]

Is this a vehicle?

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Put her in one of these bad bois

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Kazuma only carry her because he can feel her DFC

>jet engine
What engine, though? A PW-f100 is definitely not as painful as a front row rock concert at idle but will definitely blow out your ears at top RPM 75 feet away.

I really want to impregnate megumin, that's the appeal

using her butt like a bongo drum

> real fucking easy
I dunno user. It takes fucking dedication to avoid moving for 4 years. Even comatose vegetables struggle to be so useless.

Its a show about nothing.

What are you, an F-15 tech?

i go to the oversized "super" version of my grocery store so I at least do some walking when I go and get groceries.

Is this you waifu?

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You'd be surprised how easy it is to do nothing when you desire nothing. But comparing it to the state of a comatose vegetable isn't far off.

>eugenics are good
>religions are scams
>people are shit sometimes
>IMAGINE

no but she looks like a nice one.

Fun things are fun
Cute things are cute
What more do you need?

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Kek, ya caught me.

I'd rest my head on her lap and she could rest her chest on my face if you know what I mean.

to be able to touch her

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>religions are scams
Definitely this one, in particular.

Am I self-inserting if I'm thinking "this stupid fucking two-timing bastard Trashzuma doesn't deserve her"?

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I AM ACTUALLY AN EXPERT IN THIS SUBJECT

It’s incredibly hard unless you are buff. A prone unhelping 40kg 14yo girl (supposedly) is very unwieldly even to lift.
As it happens I actually teach teen girls techniques to carry unconscious persons as a part of my job and this very lesson is taught about twice a year and let me tell you managing 20m in your own is a struggle let alone 8km.
I am also a coincidentally a hiker and hiked 8km just this weekend with good gear and health carrying a load of around 30kg.
So.
If you have good shoes and fit the mass into a proper backpack with waist support you should manage in around 4-5 hours.
Or just make a stretcher and get help.
Or use a horse.

Trivia: I once had to finish a night running comp while princess carrying a very slender teen around 40g because she had an asthma attack but we still tried to finish the race within the alotted time. I managed 200m and it killed me and we still finished 3min over time.

Thank you all for reading my blog

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Drag her.
Face down.

>40kg/88lbs
I lift that several times through out the day from stacking boxes so it shouldn't be an issue carrying, Princess carry is fine once in a while but one has to be careful because it's very bad for the lower back, piggyback can be worked out if she can close her finger although it's recommened if she use her arms to hold her self but ultimately Fireman carry is the best.

Beware the first part of those instructions, that's going to fuck your back.

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pls user you can barely carry yourself 8km

How loud is firing a .50 BMG? My friend allowed me to fire his when we graduated and I'm currently loosing hearing.

T. skeletor

Found an user who's probably never worked a muscle in his life

Fireman carry.

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I lifted back when I was in high school and wasn't a complete fuck up.
I think you're over-complicating things in your mind.

Depends on a few things. Was this outdoors without ear protection? How many shots? Was there ringing and for how long?

Very nice. Fighter jets on full AB are the loudest thing I've ever heard. The P-3s I work on aren't quite as cool, but they keep an avionics tech busy.
Thank you for your blog, it was informative.

That's nothing. Just fireman carry like others itt have suggested if you're too weak to carry her on your back like they do in the anime.
I used to be a M2 gunner for a few months. I have permanent hearing loss.

Lay her on top of a bucnh of logs while using sand to reduce friction and drag her a few meters, then move the logs to the front and repeat.

Is there anything more pretentious than "fashion"?

>For me it's the ranger roll
youtube.com/watch?v=KPrATJ-u5Rg

40 kg

Have fun causing more harm than good.

chop her up and feed her to my dog and have the dog follow me and poop up her remains in the desired location

>Endurance feat mentioned
>user tells me about lifting

8KM is 5 miles, so at least an hour. I doubt most lifters could do 10 minutes of a sustained carry.

you know what's really stupid loud? being underneath the F-35B when they do their ridiculous fan hover thing

Are you carrying her on your back like a retard or using an actual proper carry method

was it rape?

>Insert dick
>thrust into her to push her forward a few millimeters
>repeat for 8km

refer to , the parent comment being replied to. Thank you.

Which is where I refer you back to the proposition of 'take a rest when you have to'

Unzip my pants my lift her with my 9 km bepis

>I can carry it no problem
>whatever you say skeleton
?

But now you have to walk backwards for 1km while trying to lift your 9km bepis

You're an idiot and have no idea how to follow a conversation.
I said I doubt most lifters could do 10 minutes, and you said
"Are you carrying her on your back like a retard or using an actual proper carry method"
Which implies you couldn't do the full route carrying her like a retard(piggyback, the method being discussed in the parent comment. Don't know why you'd veer off but whatev.).

And if that's NOT the implication, then your entire comment was a pointless distinction and you're just wasting your time typing things to simply have something to say and we should end things here.

I feel like a 200lbs soldier doing a combat roll on an 80lbs girl would break something

>You're an idiot and have no idea how to follow a conversation.
Why yes I've not had a proper conversation in years so it's to be expected but also I think you're taking this far more seriously than I am

so it's no so easy to manhandle her
>mfw I IMAGINED and it wasn't that great

Perhaps so. My bad.

waifu pillows don't weigh 40kg though.

Let that piece of shit rot there

I can easily carry that deadweight for 10 kms. I'm fit. I'll put her on my shoulder with my hand on her ass.

... sauce

>all those carbs
I dump that plate in the garbage. She's going to have to fast off all that bread.

Use my psychokinesis and chuck her through the air

She spends her whole day running around and drains herself with her explosion magic on a frequent basis, she'll be fine.

Et tu, Brute?

That's actual bread, not the cake sitting on store shelves that calls itself bread.

she's like Goku, she can eat a buttload of shit because she's gonna empty it all out at the end of the day with explosion magic.

Real talk, does expending Mana burn calories?

>her series got ruined by Sony's xenophobic new rules made by SJWs
It hurts knowing the creator just couldn't handle Sony's new bullshit and left.

I wanna suck on her tiny nipples and lick her tight loli cunny

she's not a vampire user

Logically it should considering She goes completely limp once draining herself of it.

damn that's hot

Like a rocket launcher?

So does my dick but that doesn't mean it uses a lot of energy.

Outdoors, used ear protectiong albeit incorrectly because first time shooting and my friend being a cunt, 5 shots with the first one being the worst and I think it's been 15 years but I had heard the ringing way earlier due to standing next to a stove before it blew up.

This. These people thinking they can do it are straight up retarded. Unless you go to the gym 3 hours a day or are straight out of boot camp it isn't happening.

carry her one short distance at a time fucking her at every stop to regain stamina

Move? I would dick her hard and good.

Can you transfer mana through sex in the Konosuba universe?

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>Trivia: I once had to finish a night running comp while princess carrying a very slender teen around 40g because she had an asthma attack but we still tried to finish the race within the alotted time. I managed 200m and it killed me and we still finished 3min over time.
Did she at least marry you?

>I once had to finish a night running comp while princess carrying a very slender teen around 40g
>princess carrying a very slender teen around 40g
>a very slender teen around 40g
>40g
So you carried a fairy?

Doubtful, what would be the point of Drain Touch then?

Proportionally compared to its size, it does.
P.S.I'm not even making a small penis joke

In your case it's 3 inches of your body being drained vs. your entire body being drained

>damn that's hot
I did not intend it to be. That was just me being a taco, but I'm glad you could enjoy the thought anyway.

eating like Goku is hot like fuck

Doesn't Drain touch get equated with sexual harassment in their universe? Things seem to check out. Maybe the higher forms of drain touch equate to rape. Isn't that why Darkness things she's gonna get molested if she gets captured by the Demon Lord's army?

Based and redwhitebluepilled

>ONLY Kazuma can transfer mana through sex
This explains a lot

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I put her on a prowler and push her the full 8km for maximum gains.

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yes, tell a therapist about it.

She really does deserve better, but good people are hard to come by in her world

Kazuma puts in the work for her when it counts and panders to her chuuni fetish so it's fine.

Kazuma seems like a good fit for Megumin desu

I don't think it should cause any lasting damage if it was the one time with even poorly used ear protection.

17 quarts and 5 imperial dildoes

Nope, my left hearing is almost gone and my right started to go down too with mainly the ringing kicking in overdrive when I remember or hear something that is ringing at the same pitch.

Both of them are scammy scummy trashbags. They're perfect for each other.

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guys, I'm 5'6 and weigh 49kg...
will I be able to carry her?

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slingshot you utter dipfuck

Roll her.

>I'm 5'6

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No, but we can IMAGINE you

Uh user I don't know if you've heard but everyone on Yea Forums is an 8 foot tall ubermensch who casually lifts cars for fun inbetween their busy days of getting paid to fuck super models.

At least all of us are, maybe you're some weak little bitch but everyone else on the site is totally like that.

carry her duh. obvious answer next question.

There are 2 kinds of people who post in these threads.

1: Out of shape faggots who have absolutely no idea what the actual scale of these weights and distances is and stupidly thinks they could actually do it.
2: In shape faggots who also have absolutely no idea what the actual scale of these weights and distances is but massively overestimates themselves because they go to a gym semi regularly and post on /fit/, and also stupidly think they could actually do it.

At the end of the day, even if you can't do it one go, you can always just take a rest. Fireman carry is still the most efficient way to do this.

>their busy days of getting paid to fuck super models.
bullshit, who would fuck those ugly bitches, it's only waifus.

it really depends on the terrain, if it's hilly it's fucked
also there are also milfags who get herded and shepharded into ruck marches where they hike with this sort of weight in specially constructed packs

I would barely even notice she was there because weights less than 30kg don't exist in my reality any more. I am beginning to fear my own strength.

Leave the frogbait where it lies because she is worst girl and no one cares if she would be eaten

I'd rather carry her a short distance to some safe place to make camp and rest and wait for her to be able to walk again on her own.

I'm a ranger in the 82nd ABN Div, I think I can manage to carry her that distance.

I cum inside her until she gets pregnant and I keep doing it and she gets so pregnant that I can roll her along like a ball while still fucking her every time her pussy comes around.

user, pregnancy takes 9 months, and you can't just keep adding babies during that time. Your plan is both disgusting and illogical.

bruh OPSEC

If I cum inside her enough I can get the figurative ball rolling pretty early.

Fuck OPSEC I'm double canopy I do what I want.

>tfw your full battle rattle+ruck was twice her weight

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I lifted ~10 ft. 2x6s up onto a big table from 6 till 5 for a month, often using 1 arm

thats not even 90lbs, you could literally stand and carry-fuck her the whole way...

How often do you carry 90 lbs 5 miles then?

Bruh. 3rd Brigade here. What the fuck is with all the soldiers in this thread? Honestly I just saw the word carry and immediately shot into this thread.

It's literally a ruck march challenge except your gear is a young teen and her staff.

mating press

Soldiers like Megumin man. We blow stuff up, she blows stuff up. A lot in common. I would love to take her out to the artillery range and show her a HIMARS level an entire grid square.

I love ruck marches. I wish I was still in.

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>U.S. military likes Megumin

Our 1LT has a Megumin pin for his assault pack.

The only correct answer. Fireman's carry is too inefficient for such a long distance.

We could probably carry you and manhandle you with ease if that's what you want.

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of course the US military loves blowing up innocent targets at random

I've never been in the military, what is it about her that brings you guys in unison regarding her?

okay have fun

Also a good percentage of the military are weebs. Just let that set in for a second. We had over 200 people in our barracks use a projector to show the Finale of Part 3 of Jojo on the side of the barracks exterior wall.

EXPLOSION and IMAGINE

Imagine the smell!

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of course the LT would be a public weeb

Die.

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If that was the case tons of anons would go full /k/.
I have high respect for all soldiers but still joke about the crayons.

gross.

no it's only the marines who eat crayons

The military is full of open weebs and closet otakus. Your national defense is left to people who carry 2tb hard drives over seas and binge anime during the downtime.

proud of you Yea Forums

I got 4 of my friends to binge watch Madoka in our barracks once. Pretty sure my platoon figured out I was a lolicon before I left.

The military fags probably actually could do it, since they're the only ones training on a regular basis specifically to carry shit on their shoulders for absurdly long distances. No one does that shit in a gym.

8 km in what direction? Straight up?

very proud of you Yea Forums

Dude the military is built on talking shit to each other. You either get a thick skin or you kill yourself either way I'll be laughing.

I know, I have a friend who's with them and always carry a box of crayons and give it to him when I ask him if he's hungry.

>Your national defense is left to people who carry 2tb hard drives over seas and binge anime during the downtime.
That's oddly comforting.

Don't forget the Hoge shops that sold bootleg dvd of 90 anime.

Not only could we do it we would probably carry a log and let her sit on top of it while we sing cadence about leveling villages.

Hm.
Maybe I shouldn't have backed out when I did, sounds like I would've fit in.

you should get one of those giant hundred+ crayon packs for him for a birthday or something

>Soldiers like Megumin man
>We blow stuff up, she blows stuff up.
She unlawfully blows shit up, isn't she more like a terrorist?

EXPLOSION!

Thereby flinging her body 8 km.

I did a barracks inspection once and I have on multiple occasions found dakis and this one guy had a full yugioh sheet and blanket set. Shit I've seen a stereotype otaku room complete with a tit mousepad, posters, and figurines. The military is a strange place where the duality of man is taken to the extreme.

EXPLOSION

>blows up random spot over and over
>exactly what we do during range week with the recoiless rifles

I did that 2 years ago, he gave me a dildo with ring mounts kinda like that one user that got the strawberry scented one but mine was purple and it smelled like grapes.

I used to walk home from the CBD to my house 15 km away after nights out when there were no buses or trains.
Sure I regretted it about 5 km in when I sobered up, but blasting music and I could walk all day.
/blog

We do an annual Halloween run and a group of soldiers dressed as the sailor scouts for the run in like 2015. That shit was gold.

The only difference between a terrorist and a soldier is whether they run the government or are fighting against it.

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i actually just did a 3.5 mile ruck with a 45lb plate last night. carrying twice the weight would be fucking hard but if i could smash megumin's megus afterward i would do that shit in a heartbeat.

>depth
>not plot
I only watch anime for the PLOT.

Megumin doesn't do it for political reasons, she just does it because she wants to. Thats more like anarchy or a country girl who shoots fireworks because nobody is gonna do anything about it.

Is being in the military more fun than studying math, I'm completely sick and tired of everyhting

Alchemy.

That's something I would've loved to see.

Being in the military is shitty but its the kind of shitty that if you had the choice to do it again you would because of the people you meet and experiences you have. Plus you actually are pretty spoiled finance wise with provided food and housing, all your money is practically disposable income.

You still have to deal with a lot of bullshit. For a psychological overview of what your mind goes through when you're in, look up Tribe by Sebastian Junger.

Princess carry best carry.

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It's great if you like buttsex.

Green Poi is best Poi.

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IMPLOSION!

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>implying terrorists also dont fight for the government

This x1000

The indoctrination is pretty through and it makes transition into civilian life difficult, but a plus side is practically nothing pisses you off anymore because if you have been in over 10 years you have seen every possible way someone can fuck up or do dumb shit. I have hundreds of stories of the time I was in because it was always memorable in either a funny way or bullshit way. Great times.

i carried a girl for 1 km and she was 55kg i think i can manage...maybe...

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I forgot to add: I'm unironically a 2Dfag, so everyone thought I was gay for the longest time. This was before don't ask, don't tell was in effect.

Florida man here, whats the climate like where I'm going to have to do this in? No matter if walking 8km is easy for you with her on your back normally, if its fucking hot&humid out you're going down to heat stroke.

Thats why you drink her sweat to stay hydrated user.

I want to princess carry her while wearing her rigging desu.

>tfw you are posting in this thread using the DoD network while flying in a C17 over Colorado

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That's a terrible idea.

Why would I carry her? She can just walk home when she can move again

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Nice.

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Shit, I wish I got a better experience when I was thinking over joining the military back in the day, sounds like I would've been somewhere I belonged.

>sweat

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Dude careful with that. Don't want to get your credentials revoked amd have to make an awkward phone call to Gordon to get them reactivated.

If it you wait until it gets dark, the monsters come out.

>Yea Forums - Milfags

Break her legs then.

Yes

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You may be surprised, but some of us have actual BR imoutos.

How can you have a bad experience while considering to join?
Recruiters can't be that bad.

fuck off communist

hey now there's no reason to be throwing around the c word here, I'm a red blooded american anarch

Most workplace enviroments limit the expected lifting for their employees to about 25KG, but that's boxes can be awkwardly bulky and usually require a lot of twisting and repositioning to move from shelves to Dollies and such.

Fucking 8 km would be like an hour of walking, though. and that's without lifting megumin. As much as I would love carrying her over my shoulder, I'm fashioning a fucking stretcher and dragging her most of the way.

For the last 5 minutes I'll carry her propper so the people at the town square don't think less of her.

Only if you're an homosexual, Proper lifelong partners prefer piggy backs.

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Recruiters were mostly fine, they kept telling me to stop giving a shit about school though which was mildly annoying. Most of the other people signing up were didn't seem to actually want to work and just wanted a free ride through life, and this creepy girl in my high school that was stalking me at the time was amongst them.
Honestly it's a super faggot reason to drop out but I thought I just didn't belong there at that point since I seemed to be the only person who was genuinely serious and had a plan.
There was one dude who had a Tomoko t-shirt who I helped with the ASVAB and some basic shit. Hope he's doing well at least.

>Tomo Mom admiring her daughter wanting to hookup with a dense neutron star

Air Force has been better than any of my other jobs, but that's a low bar

They do this shit to air force vehicles too?
Fucking Japan.

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>placed in top 1 percentile on ASVAB
>all line scores are above 135
>sent to college to get degree
>finish and become a medical officer
>move up quickly
>a major by the time I am 29
>already on the way to getting my silver oak leaf

1. Learn explosion magic
2. Cast it on her
3. Never deal with the problem ever again

The year is 2021,
China has declared war on Japan

A fleet of JSDF AHs fly over the city of shanghai. Love Live characters plastered all on the sides. While below Girls und Panzer decorated tanks patrol the streets.

Probably just for PR.
I got the chance to go to West Point. I'm still kicking myself in the butt for not going. Scored a 96 on the ASVAB.

>I'm a red blooded american anarch
That's something a communist would say.

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>for PR
How is this PR? If anything it would make the public worry their armed forces is full of otaku.

fuck I wish I had bought that WASR so I could post pics of my gun collection to show how "American" I am
but I didn't because cowboy rifles hmmmmm levers

But every military is full of either weebs or otaku.

apparently recruitment jumped after that advertising campaign featuring cute girls and some thots on aircraft

You don't know jack about Japs then.

This. Everyone in the military is either Yea Forums tier, /pol/ tier, or Yea Forums tier. The amount of actual normies is very low.

Didn't they fund Gate and even license the characters for recruiting posters and shit?

Normalfags go commissioned.

>That one guy I met with a Megumin charm on his bookbag that got talked into going to Nuke

Anime drives the Japanese culture towards improvement. Kirino sez: "go vote and help repeal inter-familial marriages" to the Japanese youth.

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The ASVAB is literally a bell curve test which is why most blacks are either cooks, supply, or radio operators wheras whites are normally in high end communications and intelligence positions. Its actually pretty interesting. My job required a GT score of 120+ to enter and out of the 200 people in our barracks recieving the same training 98% where white males there were no females and the only minorities were asians.

how much /k/ tier do you get?

What does Rin from Usagi Drop say?

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>normies

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More funding for the adoption system.

>Having a Brazilian Imouto
I'm so sorry.

Everyone is /k/ tier because shooting stuff is fun when you aren't paying for the ammo.

>Anime drives the Japanese culture towards improvement.
It sure does. Anime has been nothing but a purifying role model for me and did not degenerate me to the point of absurdity.

This is very true. I have never seen a white supply sergeant in my entire career.

Is Nuke the least brainlet military trade?

Every time you think you get them, they pull another number on you.

I would rather deal with an otaku girl than a roastie any day of the week.

>Everyone in the military is either Yea Forums tier, /pol/ tier, or Yea Forums tier.
>The amount of actual normies is very low.
so you literally have to have a mental problem to be in it uh? Who would have guessed?

Farewell Megumin! Hopefully your life as an isis breeding slave in a damp cave isn't too rough.

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I still laugh at the fact that /pol/ got russia to airstrike that Isis camp that one time.

this thread is pure gold.

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Anime is an eclectic form of degeneracy, I'll give it that.

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Like this post if you love Megumin!

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There are so many anons on this site with extreme weaponized autism with the Shia Hunts and election shit that I am convinced that some of the people on this site work for the CIA and use their freetime to shitpost and solve mysteries.

They can be great to abuse...

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>social commentary
Holy fuck what fantasy land do huntards even live in

Wait what? Is this a shitpost? I refuse to believe that board got an airstrike to happen.

its true

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I like liking things!

It's pretty dangerous actually, in volume 6 Kazuma could kill soldiers with it so he has to limit it's use, if you count stealing life force as harassment maybe, and it's seems mana in konosuba it's also stamina at the same time.
Sadly Kazuma just reverse the use of drain touch to give her mana, pretty gay honestly, unless they roleplay it.

Enjoy it again, lads.

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I hold her hands and drag her

why not her legs? skirt might ride up you know?

Maybe so, but
BR in this context means blood related. The fact that you instantly thought otherwise means you need to get the fuck out of Yea Forums and never post again.

Refresh the page.

kill me

Wiz said Drain Touch works best when you touch an area close to the heart. So touching her chest would be more efficient than touching her womb.

How do I do that? I'm not very good at computers

Is this an image for ants?

delete system32

But I want to feel her hands, user

Didn't she say it works best in areas where skin is thin? Doesn't get much thinner than being inside.

what if you grab one hand and one foot? having her spread eagle is even better you get hand holding AND flashing

but might be dangerous, what if draining energy that way makes the womb think it's a baby and develops an umbilical cord that attaches to your dick?

Bridal Carry

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What if the other hand/foot gets bruised? That might also be a little awkward to drag around

Imagine carrying Aqua

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Alt f4

Imagine aqua carrying your children!

Or even worse there's a baby in there and you just drain-touched it to death by accident

You don't drain from inside though? You insert your mana and then pull out.

If you weigh roughly 40kg, carrying 40kg 8 km is pretty difficult.
Probably rig up a travois and suffer.

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>pulling out

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Silly user, you can't kill babies in the womb because they're not babies they're called fetuses

where is the downboat button?

Aqua should be more like other Goddess and let Kazuma fuck her once.

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Good point, you can technically use drain touch to start an abortion business.

>constantly shrieking in your ear like a banshee

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Since there's no time limit, I return to the site every day to eat some of her until there's nothing left. Eventually all of her makes the trip back, even if it's not in one go. (I might need to carry the bones.)

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Would that be the gender flipped version of the succubus brothel business?

160,000 g

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She can't shriek if you stuff her mouth full. I recommend panties or a sock, then use the other sock to tie around her head so she can't spit it out.

Basically when Kazuma transfer his mana to her it gives to her heart, shit sounds romantic.
I'm more concerned if Megumin wants to cast her daily explosion with a baby, would it also drain the mana of the baby?

wtf she weighs more than me and im a foot taller than her

Sadly there's no KonoSuba font, so check the picture.

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Probably, the physical link and a presumable spiritual link means that the mana supplies, while separate, would be connected enough for it.

*sigh*
faggot

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This

Takes one to know one!

93: She's memorized all the Monkey Island insults in case they're ever necessary.

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