Why can’t 3D TV anime look like this?

That looks bad.

>that random trumpet going apeshit at the beginning of the main theme
Who the fuck thought that was a good idea?

>Soulless Sakura
>all the girls are shown to be throwing themselves to Ohgami when in the old games only Sakura, Sumire and the loli threw themselves at him
>the other girls will also fall for you but you actually have to pursue them, otherwise they won't give a shit especially the Russian girl
>they'll ruin the opera singer and cowboy chick eventually

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just like my hentais.

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The heart.

It amuses me that the dude is enormous.

Yakuza hire actors that actually look like perverts

source?

It's shit, 3D should have less detail and only run on 10-20 fps.

Oh man, wouldn't that be the dream? You're walking home, a man both disgusting in appearance and character, thinking about how great it would be to rape your 6/10 neighbour (but it'll never happen). Suddenly, some dude covered in tattoos steps out of the shadows and asks you if you've ever acted in "movies" before.

JAV studios are legally run by yakuza as an official business venture. It's nowhere near shady as you might think.

>legally run by yakuza
that's already more shady than I initially would have assumed

Yeah but that isn't fun

Not really.

Convenience stores, pachinko parlors, gachapon stalls and bars are not shady at all.

There's even construction companies.

>run by the yakuza
>not shady
user...

And it's funny you list construction as an example of legitimacy when the Japanese construction industry is hopelessly corrupt.

dude is absolutely grotesque, and the things he does to her...

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I don't understand how someone can be this naive
please explain your reasoning

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ABSOLUTE

CHONKERS

absolute unit

>Main character design
>Tite Kubo
So this was the new Kubo project?

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HASHIRE

Kek, that's good CG for you? At least post Gantz Zero-tier stills as your standard.

I talked to some guys that were most likely yakuza when I went to some soaplands and hotel delivery places, and I had a JAV girl escorted to me by a guy that was also most likely yakuza, and they're friendly for the most part, but the guys that work the front usually have to be that way to bring in customers. If I tried any funny business, I'd probably be in some shit. The way they get girls to enter into JAV is a bit sketchy, though.

Is that Ai-chan?

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It's not considered shady as long as they don't rip people off and pay their taxes on time.

>JAV on Sakura Taisen thread
BASED

Yes, please root for her in her guest appearance in SakuTai!

I remember some JAV retiree confessed that she only started AV because her uncle that raise her made her as the collateral for his gambling debts. Kinda fucked up and ever since then, I can't fap to JAV anymore and I stick to hentai.

>HnK looked good
No

It lacks realism.

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sounds hot

But it looks worse than Buranki.

This thread is getting interesting. Please continue.

how are you dumb enough to equate not looking shady to not being shady? why would you think a convenient store that has to pay fees to a parent "company" is just as legitimate as one that isn't part of protection racket. would every other convenience store in the area have to be visibly burned to the ground before you thought it was shady?

Bring back Sumire

All soaplands, casinos and shady hotels (all love hotels) included are run by yakuza.

I tried the "exclusive" Kabukicho experience a few years ago and I'm disturbed to see topless mobsters singing karaoke with ugly hostesses.

>why can't anime look like a shitty videogame
it already does now fuck off kid

Brown girl best girl

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Who's the girl in the OP, anyway?

Source please.

why not just stop making 3d anime instead
3d is garbage

FNEO-014.

She's one of those too cute for porn looking girls, so this video is especially gross. When he's on top of her, locking his legs around her head, shoving his fat ass in her face...

I hope they paid her well.

That's not dumb, that's reality. The government will ignore what you're doing as long as you pay your taxes.

what? I'm saying it's dumb to say something isn't shady because it looks legitimate.
you realize the yakuza are a criminal organization, right? and that it's in the nature of organized crime to not just pay taxes but proactively pay bribes to various levels of government.

Thank you.

Why can't real life look like that?

Because this is 3D with the intention of being 3D. 3D anime always tries this stupid pseudo 2D shit with that choppy 15 frames per second for no reason. 3D shows that can openly admit they're 3D like those french cartoons are fine in my book.

>Kouhei Tanaka
I'm interested.

>I hope they paid her well.
You realize they definitely didn't, right?

Holy shit, just kill yourself already.

>painted on top of the models instead of being constructed from geometry.
And it looks like ass

with like 5 different series it's really hard to keep the theme sounding original yet remixing it at the same time, would you have preferred a dubstep remix?