It's that time again

saKiKafu

>being this retarded

help me! where's the blue!?

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Holy shit the music is fucking banging.

Yes?

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LMAOing @ ur iq

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Goddamn that's cute. Kind of makes me sad it won't happen for real though.

please hint

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Somebody already posted it you dummy, and it's easy to figure out anyway

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Whaaaaaatt!! In that world, Syaro has 520,000yen in the bank!

That's lame. I already used inspect elements to download all the wallpaper reward.

For the brainlets: Password is sakikafu.

I wanna fuck Saki Kafu.

She ded son. You can have her daughter though, she loves sex.

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>This image will be picked up by that BBC Journalist who hates Nipland and Anime/Manga to question why Japan doesn't ban loli yet again

Me in the middle

How can you see anything evil in that pic though? Just look at how cute they all are!

I got through the password but I don't get the answer I just checked the source code and ran the function against which the password is compared.

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Don't know, but when it comes to anti-pedo agenda by west Gochiusa pics were always use to represent pedoshit in Nip anime/manga culture. May be those people are more evil than in order to evil in things which aren't evil at all.

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>long hair Cocoa
Chiya is a bad influence on her.

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Pastel Memories did so much better than this ever could.

Actually she is my wife

How do we destroy Gochiusa? fuck them for fucking up pastel memories.

I don't see why you'd want to throw away something with another OVA and season due for something that will probably never turn up again.
I can't be the only one that likes both.

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Saki Kafu is CHINO MOM'S NAME

>fuck them for fucking up pastel memories.
Wot? Elaborate

But what does this have to do with the colors?

ok, i get it now.

But what is the coffee/name pun?

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I love this.

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Is this the new Gundam series?

my.mixtape.moe/rdfdmf.webm

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Only high IQ anons know the password.
Saki Kafu

Gochisa's publishers got an episode of PM pulled from home release. Pastel Memory viewers are pissed and one is the guy that endlessly seeths on Planet With meaning this might never end.

>HOT BAKERY
What did they mean by this?

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>my.mixtape.moe/rdfdmf.webm
Gochiusa also has cool stuff for April 1st.

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Is that my private backroom attendant Megu with her belly button showing? I need that on a daki asap.

I du laikeu somah moah Saki Kafu

なるほど

I love new Chiya and Sharo designs.

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my.mixtape.moe/xrldfl.webm

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My wife Chino is so cute

Where is Ankobot looking?

Chiya would look better if they removed her tumors

>rize's midriff
HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG

>Mechanical Engineering

Cocoa is so smart

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Try again, user.

wazz happening boys

>Short hair Chino
>Long hair Cocoa
>Rise with a fringe and her twintails higher up then normal
>Twirly hair Syaro
>Ponytail Chiya with tendrils
Very nice

I'm telling you, it's gonna turn out she's loaded but she couldn't figure out an ATM card, screencap this

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is this keygen music

Why did they make Cocoa and Rize look like JK whores?

holy shit im in Woooooowww i hacked the coffe!

tu tu tutu tu tu tu tut ut tu ti tu tit tu tutu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tuuu ti tu titu tutututu

Did you even fucking look at the webm?
How could you choose anyone but rize

Because Megu is in there and she's far superior? It's not even close.

CUMMING
INSIDE
COCOA!

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This is actually the prequel to the Matrix.

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>Their's already fan art
Sasuga

>>Their's

Pouring my hot milk into Cocoa.

>coffee

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gochiusa has the best April fools jokes

Cawfee

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Sippy.

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The fuck? Based on your story GochiUsa literally have nothing to do with it. It was Kirara Max.

Also
>pissed PMfag seeths on PW thread as the results
Literally what?

God I want a hairjob from Cocoa

Short haired Chino is my wife.

Is this a reference to that clockwork anime or am I just seeing shit?

I've always like long haired Syarp myself but she starts looking like Cocoa

Music rip?

dis

chino is my cockwork rabbit

My wife Kirimov Sharipova love Uzbek Ceramics

>the music on the page

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is there a way to translate whatever they are saying? i cant
read it

music too good

gochiusa.com/core_sys/images/main/af2019/audio/daydream_cafe_future_a.mp3

gochiusa.com/core_sys/images/main/af2019/audio/sekai_ga_cafe_future.mp3

gochiusa.com/core_sys/images/main/af2019/audio/daydream_cafe_future_b.mp3

>no chiptune no Poi
Usagi bros...

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You could learn Japanese.

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oh right let me just learn japanese real quick, thanks a lot for the tip it was very useful

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what's the fucking password?

Hi how's it going so far?

I'm glad I could help.

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I would rather listen to only these 3 tracks in loop for hours instead of the official dj mix they released a month ago.

my.mixtape.moe/owinsr.webm

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what is she taking pictures of

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You

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My magical girl wife Chino is so cute

Anko seen some shit

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>Love Ceramics
You mean loves creampies.

Now that the dust has settled: who is to blame for this?

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It was I.

Horses

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by me

Which gochiusa would you date and why?

I'm already dating Syaro

I don't remember posting this.

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passwordo chigaimasu

just force the entry

Chino, cocoa, Rize, Thousand Nights, and Charlo. The gang is all here.

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Lay off the scotch, Rize

Can't anybody do something?!

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I can't believe Tippy is now a robot

The future is now.

>Pastel Memory viewers
Wrong, people were bummed for like one thread but the autismlord you mentioned noticed the show at the same time due to mecha references so every single mention of the incident since then has been him.

>long hair Syrup
this is life-changing

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Chiya. The others are high maintenance or out of my league.

Im already married with Maya

Chino seems easy to get along with. Although she would probably be reluctant about some of the lewd things you'll want to do.
With Maya you wouldn't have those problems. She would probably be the easiest to date and would do anything you want. I can recommend it to guys who want a no-hassle easy, comfy relationship with no strings attached.

my wife sharp looking omega cute here!

HOLY I JUST FIGURED OUT THE PASSWORD I'M SUCH A MECHANICAL ENGINEERING GENIUS

New update on Tuesday will block it don't worry

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Is the joke that it's not meant to load?

No, the joke is your internet.

Aoyama, because she is the only one I can sexualize and we could talk about books and stuff.

You cant date my wife

Cocoa, for I am Chino

Tippy, because I am Anko.

I wanna fuck her so bad

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Chino is my underaged cocksleeve.
Work hard chino.

You cannot, both physically and mentally speaking.

Also morally speaking of course, but that goes without saying.

It's ok user, I gave him consent

That's what lube is for.

Not with that attitude you can’t

Cocoa, because I am sapiosexual.

>144cm
Imagine fucking this little girl for the first time.

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Sooo good.

Rize for Syaro is figuratively me

Kirima Sjalo

is your wife smart enough to be a mechanical engineer?
dont think so, user.

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mofu mofu

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I want to mofu mofuck Cocoa

The new breakfast cereal, Chin"O"s

Chinos holes

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chinpos

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My spirit animal

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Why is this thread still alive??? Is this April Fools?

But who made clockwork tippy?

God

sxarp lost horse

There she is! I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love it!

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A-Akari??

Me too!

Yes.

Look at that spine
Good lord that's on fire

funny tippy hahahaha

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>twitter.com/masaki_kei/status/1112489550251581441?s=19
It's our era now gochibros

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Great remixes

Last year ended somehow managed to get up in Kira Fantasia, I wonder where will they use these.
She did say before, she was planning to grow it to be more 'oneechan-like'.

>Smartphone wallpaper
>Not even 1080x1920
Dumb japs.

>パスワードのヒントはHPのどこかに隠されています
Ok I get that somewhere in the HP there's a hint, but WHAT THE FUCK IS AN "HP"!?

Home page you illiterate fuck.

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I fucking hate the Japs and their misappropriation of English words. Why the hell do they have to make all these nonsensical shortenings for every fucking phrase they come across? Anime is all Japan is good for.

I can't stop listening to the music. It's so good.

It's actually really bad and annoying. You just don't know what good music is.

Same. Been listening for hours now.

LowQ

>Not 2,960x1,440
Fixed that for you

Future B best song

>Like!

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I like my wife Chino

I too like your wife Chino

I like anons wife Chino

Nobody likes Chiya.

We may not show it but we love Chiya.

We show our disdain for Chiya

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April fools!

I don't like Gochiusa

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I disdain people who dislike Gochiusa

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I love Gochiusa

Someone please archive everything before it gets deleted forever

So Chino's mom's first name is Saki huh.

THAT'S SOME CUTE MUSIC LADS

Imagine me and my wife Chino

sitting in a tree

>autosage

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I don't like this

its an April Fools joke
we'll be back at page 1 in no time

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April fools! We've been writing sage in the email field the whole time! The mods weren't autosaging us at all!

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Chino's privates.

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Chinto

Yea Forums is just at turbo speed right now thanks to people shitposting for likes, threads are getting archived in like 15 minutes

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Who is responsible for this?

checked and liked

my destroyer Chino really is the cutest

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мной

>all these plebs that couldn't work out the password themselves unironically still posting in gochiusa threads

You guys should all just vacate the premises as you clearly don't have the IQ required to enjoy this show.

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I want to feed Megu.

I'M GONNA DESTROY CHINO'S LITTLE DECK WITH MY SMALL LASER-GUIDED TORPEDO.

I want to feed Megu semen

I mean it's been posted in this thread

NO user

Whose semen?

Maya's

Cocoa

WET CHINO

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Dry up Chino

Chiya, then I'd help her with the family business.

Ah, you didn't dry her properly

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I'll grab a towel and dry Chino more

>cybertippy floats up to you and sticks his butthole right up to your face

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Thats a good chino.😃

I can't believe my wife Chino is a fucking criminal

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Would you transfer you consciousness to a robot modeled after an angora rabbit?

I wanna pull on that string and make her atone for her crimes through embarrassment!

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I just dryed up Chino
Now she's not dry Chino again.

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Based and caffeine pilled

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I WANTO FUCK CHINO CHAN

She's busy with me user.

She has two holes down there.

Who is pouring cawfee down cocoa's buttcrack?

I'm using both, idiot.

What about the upper hole then?

I'm also using it. There are no holes for you. Go use that hole Chiya