Konosuba

>Aqua will never laugh at your penis
Hurts bros

Reminder this is never okay even as a joke.

I want Aqua to voice her opinion regarding my penis.

oh goood yet another dick size discussion in a konosuba thread FUCKING WOOOOOOOO IT WORKS LIKE A CLOCKWORK

Dicklet.

A pathetic dick warrants that look, if it is truly pityful than it is obvious

Does Megumin fear large penises?

How does it feel to have a 4 inch cock?

She’s the god of sluts. She only deals with BBC.

Based

I can do it instead, user.

Do it as her and we have a deal

die

D I C K L E T

I want Aqua to seethe my dick

look at my hands and tell me how my dick looks

It looks cute and feminine, like your hands.

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Theres something off about these designs
And I cant quite put my finger on it

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Aqua is a Latin word which means she’s a European goddess. Even if she hasn’t seen any dicks, I’m sure she’d instinctively know Kazuma’s nip penis is too tiny to pleasure a white vagina.

wrong, my hands are calloused

>feminine penis

Well show your dick already so I can laugh at how pathetic it is.

Stop beating off so hard and use moisturizer

imgur.com/a/hH9Kk24
Be gentle.

OH NO
WE 3REI NOW BOYS

Where is your foreskin?
Looks like a mushroom hahahha

I'm cut, come on user you can go in harder than that

Not bad.

Because she is smol

Just yours

What does your job entail? Any advice on what I can do to make the dryness less of an issue?

What kind of scrappy goddess would be satisfied with a small-to-average sized penis like Kazuma's? It's just a matter of status.

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I could but your tiny pecker doesn't deserve any attention

>close friends engaging in friendly banter
>Yea Forums autists get upset
cringe

Do me, do me! i.imgur.com/Bw59ZHj.jpg

Do you think Aqua likes getting her butt eaten?

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>.gif is just a single frame
You can do better than that

Looks very feminine.

How many has Luna seen?

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It's not Aqua's fault that so many stupid men die naked.

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this bitch has a name? lmao

agua...

This makes me so hard and I'm not even a dicklet

Made me twitch, thank you
Maybe I'll give it more of a look in my own time, thanks anyways. Sounds like quite the.. Interesting job.

unf
More on the cute size, Aqua would laugh

Despite the constant accusations of being a whore, Aqua comes across as asexual to me. Megumin and Darkness are absolutely BEGGING for cock, but Aqua seems to lack sexual urges. She just dresses that way because she's a goddess and is above shame, and if she's mad at Kazuma for not complimenting her looks, it's just because she thinks she deserves it for being holy.

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That doujin about handyman gangbangs? Canon.

>there is unironic dick shaming fetish roleplay happening in this thread RIGHT NOW
...

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Doujins aren't canon, unlike Darkness trying to rape Kazuma or Megumin offering a handjob, which are canon.

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>Being too much of a dicklet to join in
These threads have always had one purpose, user.

Aqua is as old as water so she has seen billions.

big penis humiliation and small penis worship are the best. also small/average penis futa >>>> abnormally large futa

It's the only thing a tiny-dicked guy can do to please her.

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>Futa
In the trash, goddesses should be pleased by studs.
I wish big penis humiliation was more of a thing, I can't get off to sph and I hate it.

Is it a crime to have sex with a retard even if she is a goddess?

same, I just want to be told my big girthy penis is wasted on a permavirgin like me and the best I can hope for is to be a camwhore, jacking my useless cock for other peoples' amusement

Oh look it's this thread again

It's a good thread.

Your big girthy penis is wasted on a permavirgin like you and the best you can hope for is to be a camwhore, jacking your useless cock for other peoples' amusement

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My fucking dick, user.

BIG

I've considered being one just because it's so much easier to do this shit online, god damn.

Did you watch Black Mirror?

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>implying his dick isn't more than 7 inches

>Aqua will never laugh at your penis
bold assumption

please post a picture of your dick

I want her to while she's jerking me off

With two fingers.

same, I want to get a webcam so I can start streaming on plexstorm

Who 4 inches here?

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I'm horny so fuck the mods. imgur.com/a/hH9Kk24
Hng.

I want Aqua to piss into my mouth.

A ten incher would split her in half

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>tfw will never have a bf with a big dick who I can dominate and bully

>not posting the picture

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>he actually did it

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Why didn't I think of that, I appreciate you willing to go down with me brother.
I wish. Nothing turns me on more than the thought of being femdommed by a girl who can handle me.

>fem
>girl
F

If you're cute you may as well be a girl for me

>tfw Aqua will never humiliate your premature dick with her huge ass