Will they ever die for real?
Zombieland Saga
they already died for real
But will they ever, you know, super die?
There's always the heat death of the universe.
Long after producer is dead and humanity is extinct zombie idols will sing their happy songs before the starry sky until the earth and their bodies turn into dust.
Cute egg.
>heat death of the universe.
That's just a theory. I'd say that it's more probable that the universe will die from cancer or a heart attack.
The real question is whether a universe can be zombified.
it happened in space dandy
New thingy from the drawthread.
Someone requested that Yuugiri-in-19th-century-swimwear idea from the last thread and got a pretty nice delivery.
Post Ai you niggers!
This is in dire need of coloring since in the context of the show people would think more of bandages than a swimsuit.
yeah i definitely thought that was bandages
still nice
Sakura is the cutest and most talented idol in the whole world!
Well, it's up to the requester to request further work on it. If he doesn't, I think it's fair game for anyone to do so.
I want to crack that egg
We know, Inui-kun, we know.
Egg is for protecting, not cracking.
the skin between her eyes and eyebrows looks so weird I never noticed it before
is that a euphemism for rough sex?
You've already cracked it truck-kun.
Give Yea Forums about a year to forget about them, then they'll be dead for real.
Yea Forums usually forgets right after a season, user. That this hasn't happened for ZLS is quite indicative of how much a committed audience it has managed to establish. This is the kind of show that will have threads for years to come after it ends.
I'll never forget them. Especially my precious egg.
It's really just a handful of obsessed autists. Having endless threads of inane waifu fantasies and fanart dumping for a show with no new content is never a good thing.
its the only idol anime ive ever watched, so ill at least remember that.
Speak for yourself, retard. Most of us are here to have fun, talk about the characters we like and share our experiences with one another.
What are you here for?
you're just kind of following mm's route.
>tells user to speak for himself
>proceeds to speak for "most of" Yea Forums
I'm here for hot anime megasluts and shitposts, you fucking faggot. If you want to share your gay anime life experiences, there's a website for that: It's called Facebook.
Okay
>It's really just a handful of obsessed autists.
You say that and many times the threads get prolonged solely by bumps, but still the user counts still can go up to a hundred posters per thread.
>I'm here for hot anime megasluts and shitposts,
I always respect when trolls and shitposters confess that they're just trolls and shitposters.
This thread really isn't for you though. Go somewhere else for your idea of "fun".
generals are not permitted on Yea Forums
>That's just a theory.
According to that theory, another universe shall be reborn from the ashes of our own. A 2d universe.
Just got back from the No Internet Zone.
Are the BDs out? Were there any significant changes, if so?
Sakura is a boring old hag, Lily is the best zombiefu.
2 volumes for now I think, one more to go. I couldn't tell you everything since i'm waiting for the whole batch but from some posts here they showed a couple of minor changes, just slight redraws of some characters nothing major.
>Sakura is a boring old hag
Now now, there's no need for that. We're all entitled to our own opinions and Lily is cute too.
if your ancient greek
My ancient greek is a bit rusty, to be honest. But what does that have to do with ZLS?
I think he is referring to the ancient Greek's penchant for boy buggery.
What is dead may never die
>Everyone gets Isekai'd into anime whether they like it or not
OR here, I definitely want it coloured
I am going to request it next time someone says they want to colour stuff
>believing in heat death
the big rip is the real end of the universe
But they won't be aware that they are in a 2d world at all.
Is this some sort of trans meme that I don't know about?
That's just a reddit spook to import more third world niggers
like in flatland?
>next time someone says they want to colour stuff
You don't necessarily have to wait for that. You can just post it as a regular colour request. Either in the drawthread itself or in the "Color Thread" on /e/ .
yeah but I don't want to seem greedy, I will wait till the next drawthread to request it coloured
baste and xavierpilled
These two are the best part of the show. I hope they become zombies and bang all the idols next season.
The Final Death.
After Nobody Remembers them anymore they cease to exist.
I don't want them to die
If you kill whatever is born when she hatches.
I like it
Yes, they'll die for my sins.
CUTE GIRLS NEVER DIE
What if they turn ugly?
cute girls never turn ugly
JUNKo does though
She'll always be the most talented in the group though, thankfully.
Being autistic is not a talent, user.
At singing, dumbo.
Please don't start that shit again. This thread is far too young to be derailed.
what about Lily's penis
post it or it's not real
What? I'm just telling this user he's got some misconceptions of Junko as some kind of useless junk, when she's in fact the greatest asset they have with how amazing of a singer she is.
which one is junko?
The one with the biggest butt.
>with how amazing of a singer
This is exactly the bait you always derail threads with. Stop it.
>The one with the biggest butt.
Bullshit. Sakuru's butt is far bigger. See pic related.
I want that Saki butt
She just took it off before going to the bath.
It's not bait. It's just a fact.
Fuck off, Junkotroll.
What would you do with this body?
Bury.
Make it feel good, of course. Gently caress it. Tickle it a bit. Apply some pressure in the right spots. Kiss it, lick it. Feel it.
The usual stuff.
Put it in the freezer with the other ones
Don't do that. She doesn't like it cold!
Bury in a vat of concrete and dump into the ocean.
Impregnate.
Warning, NSFW
Forgot to spoiler it. Welp, i'm fucked.
This is exactly what I wanted.
The cornflakes don't really fit, user.
I could imagine baked mushroom and egg go well together though. But I don't think it could beat cheese-filled baked mushroom. Or scrambled egg with fresh vegetables.
>The cornflakes don't really fit, user.
the guy that invented it claims it stops fapping.
It's hot egg on mushroom while cornflakes watches.
Sakura x Junko while Ai watches.
You mean bury your head in, right?
It's been quite some time, have your opinions changed?
>Best Girl
>Best Idol
>Best Zombie
GO GO GO GO GO GO GO
>have your opinions changed?
No.
>Best Girl
Saki.
>Best Idol
Saki.
>Best Zombie
Saki.
>GO GO GO GO GO GO GO
Please stop trying to subtly influence people towards Lily.
It's hard to type out this glorious performance. Maybe I should have thrown in some "a GO"s in there.
Nah, still the same.
I'd IMAGINE
IMAGINE and BREED and PROTECT
this tiny little detail
what?
the bellybutton?
i love saki's song
youtube.com
>470k views
Jesus Christ, I never realised her song is that popular.
thigh gap
They already have user...
I want to give these zombies the little death!
Why does Tae look like my ex, Yea Forumsnons...?
Because they're both fictional characters
Because Yea Forums is not your blog
Because all women are dead inside.
>ZombieLand threads in 2019
>all women are dead inside
Tae is not!
I'd rahter ZLS threads rather than shounentards threads to be honest.
>shounentards threads
Well, where do you think retarded trolls like are coming from?
Because probably has the same smell
Tae doesn't smell. She tastes.
How awful
between this and tsurezure children i want more shows with cute yankees now
>tfw not a cute yankee japanese girl
Shhh egg is sleeping
Is her exposed skull a charm point?
Language!
Wrong, that egg is deceased
I love angery egg
Very much so.
>big rip
>its the only idol anime
i wonder are other idol anime as enjoyable
I watched Locodols. It was a snorefest. The producer/uncle was ok, though.
Beach OVA when?
Don't touch this egg
>Beach OVA when?
Beach episode. And season 4.
Usually I agree that beach episodes should be OVAs since it doesn't add much to the overall story but ZLS could have gotten away with it more than other shows without falling under useless filler, as long as they still promote Saga.
Strange they didn't do it.
>Strange they didn't do it.
They had an onsen episode. You can't have both in one season.
>They had an onsen episode.
Not even half participated and it lasted for not even 5 minutes.
I hope they don't pull the same shit in season 2.
>Not even half participated
I really don't need to see Ai's burnt body getting soaked. Masao had reasons not to be there, and there's nothing to see anyway. Tae is not for lewds. That leaves Yuugiri, who, yes, they should have included. But, you know, ignoring Yuugiri kinda was the running joke of the season.
All or no one. Not even for lewding reasons.
No zombie should be left behind.
If you impregnate a zombie, will it be a stillbirth?
No. Why would it be? There's nothing wrong with zombie reproductive or "support" systems.
One could only wish
Season 2 never ever
They'd be stupid not to have a second season. They can't just do live shows till the end of time.
Trannies do use that word, but not anything like it's used here.
The only reason you'd bring up trans memes is because you do, in fact, know about it.
I would burn Saga burn to the ground.
>burn Saga burn
By the way, has anyone heard from that user that vowed to go to Saga and burn down the new CyGames building if they made Lily a boy?
He was caught and hung by the /ss/ brigade
Is that really her exposed skull or just, like, a layer of skin torn off?
>saki nude.jpg
If only ...
It's a crack in her shell, where the white beneath it has coagulated over some spilled yolk.
Speaking of which... Do idol genre usually have large fan service? Does Cygame/MAPPA do fan service?
I want an actual answer, please.
Unless she lived for a while after the accident in a coma, she wouldn't have time to heal naturally.
We have pics of them in swimwear as
Saki and her onee-san are both very silly ponies.
Happy April Fools day
>ponies
> movie announce
> it is April fools day joke
I mean stuff like pantyshots, groping, nudity, etc.
Nice general you got here
i remember when madoka went as far as to make a well animated trailer to go along with the prank.
It sure would be a shame if there were no rules against generals
Kiki Kaikai's one last year was great, they made a little browser game for it.
Hopefully some fancier ones come out later.
>"Don't take a seat until the end. This move is never starting."
>Title: "I'll turn off the camera."
>Tatsumi Kotaro director's production
This movie good?
Breaking news! Cycomi just confirmed that Necroduncer and Sakura were siblings whole time.
Dunno but I'll probably check it out one of these days
Does Sakura have a hymen that Kotoro can deflower?
What makes you think he didn't already do that while he was waiting for her to awaken?
Because he's an honorable man
cycomi.com
LOL
WAKE UP
oh noes zombies have taken over the app :|
That retarded zombie with glasses reminds me of the one from Gakkou Gurashi movie.
>honorable man
Are we talking about the same guy here?
Pulling pranks is so un-nippon like.
Why do so many go autistic on 1st of April?
Oh shit the torrents are out
That looks like fucking hyokkorihan. And then I googled it, and it was actually a cameo.
He wasn't in One Cut of the dead, though.
>tfw sick and can't inhale air without coughing let alone delicious smoke
Please god let me get better
Every year is the same
They never learn
What else?
This looks quite flat, despite fact that Saki is supposed to be nice C-cup.
that a reference to concrete girl?
Japanese C-cup is one step ahead of flat.
>Saki is supposed to be nice C-cup.
She is in that pic. Perfect cup sizes by region:
Japan - C
Europe - B
US - A
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Nope two steps. And if anything here you have Saki in shape more true to her real size.
Saki is true middle step between cowtits Zombies (Yuugiri, Sakura, Tae) and flat zombies (Ai, Junko, Lili).
>flat zombies (Ai, Junko, Lili)
Lily is not flat. He has a huge bulge!
Japanese B is flat. Japanese A is inverse.
Lily's twelve. Neck yourself.
Nineteen
>Lily's twelve.
So what? He's a Go. Can't do anything about those genes.
Or are you assuming my statement was sexually loaded? Because it wasn't, and that you assume that says more about you than me.
Yes
What is it about Junko that makes me want to beat her up?
The problem there isn't Junko. The problem is you.
Please calm down, Ai. The Idol Wars are over.
Were any of us ever really alive to begin with?
I need to breed the egg
thats just you having misogyny
>"Incoming mortar!"
...
"And she just kept screaming all day! Like... what's up with that?"
Her perfect singing makes you jealous?
Nice
>perfect singing
Fuck off, Junkotroll.
Such a QT.
Egg looks very breedable for some reason.
Literally reanimated for it.
>Literally reanimated for it.
True. I'd go as far as saying that all of them were reanimated for that purpose. The purpose of Kotaro impregnating Egg, that is.
Bless Kotaro for preserving her body like this for eternity
For me it is Yuugiri.
Literally reanimated because she was nice to autistic idolfag Kotaro Inui without the obligation that came from being a relative, teacher, or doctor.
*or doctor and he wanted her to be able to become an idoru like she wanted to
No, but zlsfags will, along with this show's popularity.
>zlsfags will
Sure, but Xu-Fu-Bartenderguy will bring us back eventually.
>What is Final Death
>Ai-senpai, this isn't weed
I don’t know but Sakura looks retarded
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee people liking thing I don't like must be a troll
>What is Final Death
It's called "Final Destination" and it's a rather trashy flick. Saki'd like it. Hell, I like it.
More like:
>people baiting others to call them out on their shit must be trolls
And now shut up, Junkotroll.
FOUR EYEBROWS
Post どやんすボディ
lewd
Nobody is baiting here. You're just getting mad for no reason and antagonizing random people in the thread.
Sure, mate. You're just randomly bringing up Junko's singing out of nowhere multiple times every thread until someone bites, at which point you proceed to call those people "Sakisperg" (despite the discussion not having anything to do with Saki) and ignore everything they say. You don't even shut up when everyone ignores you, but just post the same bait again and again.
At least by now everyone knows how full of shit you are.
I have no idea who you're talking about but you clearly have some issues you need to taking care of.
Bump.
Time for Tae to save this thread.
No surprise that it dies down as soon as a Junkotard tries to start his shit.
Being 12 is no excuse to be flat. If she wanted to become a successful idol while alive she should haven't gotten surgery early.
Egg and Shrimpo look sorta like some sort of furries here. Maybe sharks or something.
what the hell you talking about?
The profile views of their faces.
It's the depression, user. It does things to your face.
It had one gimmick that blew its load very quickly yet it tried to survive on that as longs as possible despite the sequels don't make any real sense.
Similar to Jaws despite not really being a cult classic.
>lol what am I even doing
I wish they'd played up Yugiri's silly-but-doesn't-know-it side earlier than they did.
Will they ever un-die? Like warm bodies. Though the zombies that unturned from that movie didn't have limbs coming off etc.
>Similar to Jaws despite not really being a cult classic.
Few some reason I read "Jaws" as "jews" and wondered why you don't consider those cult classics.
But, yeah, you're pretty much spot on when it comes to the film franchise.
Hopefully the tranny does
>Like warm bodies.
Saki's already hot. If she gets any warmer, atoms around her will randomly start to fuse.
>gamecity.ne.jp
eeeeeeehhhhh
well the girls arent even really zombies really, they just resemble them
they dont spread a zombie infection by biting
they're dead but their organs have had their entropy reversed by magic
through the process of natural sublimation of cells they'll eventually start to turn human again but with a dull greyish pink skintone after 7 years, after another 7 years they'll probably be indistinguishable from other humans
7 years being the amount of time it takes for the body to completely replace every cell in the body
>they dont spread a zombie infection by biting
They spread love and peace by biting. That's just as good.
What happens when nobody remembers you but you still have a pulse? Are you like, a zombie?
you are a robot
Figures. I've always had troubles getting past those Google Captcha. Now I know why ...
She's not that dumb
>not that dumb
But how dumb exactly is she?
She never caught onto the importance of getting her eight hours and not working herself to exhaustion no matter how many times she pulled a hamstring.
Well, she also never quite understood why you are supposed to look right and left before crossing a road. But that can't be the dumbest she's been, can it?
seems more like absent mindedness , it happens to us all especially when you become preoccupied with something else.
>it happens to us all
To her it happens habitually.
But that's okay. Dorkiness is a likable trait in fictional characters. Tae was dorky as well, in her former life as Sailor Moon.
>it happens to us all
I almost got hit by a truck but I was like running.
This artist drew Junko in a different way than the other girls.
Can zombies be bred?
No.
I don't even care about the banging going on in that one, just Floof's smile.
Only one way to find out.
>be bred
You mean like rabbits? Well, you've got one male, but I'm not sure he's that far into puberty. (Of course, you could just substiture a living human male.)
Thing is, breeding them will probably not result in more zombies, but just regular human babies.
Remember when Pikachu was fat? Saki does.
I remember when Sakura was fat. Does that count?
EVERYBODY!
translation kudasai...
Translate please?
Well yes I do enjoy Zombie Land Saga it’s an enjoyable show, my favorite idol is Junko
Is this some kind of new meme?
That's not an answer to that question, unless the "Well yes" is supposed to be ... and everything else is just flavour text.
It's a crossboarder, just ignore and report
>By the way, I have an announcement tomorrow, so please enjoy
Even the Nips sense an April Fool's joke.
What kind of underwear do women wear back in Yuugiri's days? No, seriously.
I thought they didn't wear any
Depends on the woman and the occasion.
The pic you posted implies she wore fundoshi, but I have my doubts about that.
What do you think she wears?
>ZLS thread
I'm im home.
What the other user said:
>Joint production of Japan, America, China and Kosovo
Why does Junko sound so much better than the others? It's like there is a giant singing power gap.
Fuck off with your bait, Junkotroll.
This is the third time you're trying this in this thread.
>$5 for 11 strawberries
What the fuck?
To be fair, they look like very tasty strawberries.
Bump!
REAL TAE HOURS WHO TF UP?
HIT THAT MUTHAFUGGIN LIKE BUTTON
>HIT THAT MUTHAFUGGIN LIKE BUTTON
Nope. Sorry. Not even going to reload this page until this shitty day is over. ZLS threads shan't be tainted by that filth.
That's exactly what she'd look like bouncing on my cock.
user, she's a lesbian.
She'd only be faking anyway. As she usually does when she smiles.