YO, WHAT THE FUCK??!?!
YO, WHAT THE FUCK??!?!
Camden Ross
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Luke Miller
YOOOOOOOOO HE DID WHAAAAAAT?
Hunter Campbell
based shinji
where my /shinjibros/ at?
Dominic Scott
What, you never fapped to a comatose girl before?
Logan Hill
I never understood this scene. Why did Shinji suddenly have mayonnaise all over his hand?
Mason Mitchell
He sneezed
Alexander Davis
I mean of all the sexual things he could have done in that situation, what he did is the least perverse.
He had a sandwich in his pocket that he forgot about.
Matthew Hill
The fact I don't find this scene shocking anymore worries me a little.
Maybe I'm the one that's fucked up.
John Myers
He could have walked into the nearest bathroom stall and had his wank there
Isaac Davis
>cumming in your hand when there's a perfectly good face in front of you
wtf
Ryan Lee
Funny. I was thinking about the same thing a few weeks ago.
Colton Scott
white ectoplasm
Adam Powell
But is it really that shocking in the first place? It's a very shinji thing for shinji to do.
Nathan Howard
HE DOESN'T SAY 'I'M SO FUCKED UP'
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Zachary Collins
It's bird poop
Jaxson Cox
>Imagine fapping to your comatose friend
God I wish I was shinji
Levi Cooper
Didn't even cum on her titties
Jayden Clark
Do we know that with certainty? Sometimes that very first little squirt goes flying to places you don't even notice.
Eli Perry
Maybe I'm the worst.
Xavier Sanchez
Why? Not like anyone else is watching where he was.
Eli Lee
No shit, Shinji
Charles Wright
I just watched this on netflix and....
yep, this is what it's all about, removing harassment from anime.
Those kind of toxic scenes only put here to please the involuntary celibate crowd shouldn't be allowed in current year.
Benjamin Wood
6/10 attempt to bait, made me reply
Zachary Watson
It's his stando, sticky fingers
Robert Cook
creme de la penis
Charles Reed
I hate this scene. It's so out of place for shinj's character. Shinj is a beta bitch who doesn't have the self confidence to take his dick out in front of a girl no matter how comatose. He would run home and masturbate - he would never NEVER do it in front of her. And then "I am so fucked up" really? Never in the show was shinji so direct.
It's painfully obvious Anno was making fun of all you otaku who masturbate to your anime figurines and sacrificed the self insert to show you how disgusting you were
Sink the ship to kill the captain I guess
Hudson Sanders
the "i'm so fucked up" wasn't in the original script and was added by the dubbing team.
Christopher Ortiz
Two fucking navy seal gorilla warfare veterans shooting at her and they miss all the bullets, what the hell?
Noah Sullivan
don't click
Xavier Collins
we watched this shit in anime club, cringey as fuck...
Jack Sanchez
Why did he cum in his hand and not on her tits?
Ryan Richardson
I know this is bait but even still you should know that this doesn’t drop for another few months
Zachary Green
Anthony Wood
mods=gods
Hunter Davis
Ayden Howard
Arthur Shonen Manga when?
Jaxon Turner
Levi Hill
Cameron Wood
So let me get this straight, for some reason he just decided to wank beside a comatose 14 year old?
Was there ANY reason whatsoever for this scene to exist? Does it serve any purpose, what were his motivations, does this impact character development in some way? Let’s put our heads together and figure this thing out
Christopher Watson
its semen
Aiden Cox
John Morris
kek
Jack Stewart
The reason is he is a horny 14 year old in a lot of mental distress. The end.
Camden Rivera
Delicious
Cameron Nguyen
dem she necc
Josiah Bailey
Do people consider this as crossing the line or something? Why are there zero doujins about Shinji just fucking her in that hospital bed? Seems like an obvious scenario to draw when the official scene was very sexual already but nope, there are barely any hentai pics about that (much less a full doujin).
Was it too fucked up for the japs? A sacred scene or something?
Girls who cant move/aren't conscious are my fetish so after watching this episode I rushed to Sadpanda expecting loads of material and couldn't find shit about it except for a pool doujin where Asuka drowns and some dudes fuck her and Rei.
Isaiah Moore
You disgust me
Jose Jackson
Dude he's a kid, why would you even think something that gross?
Josiah Green
omedetou
Caleb Stewart
Damn......
Lincoln Carter
At last, I truly see
Oliver Wright
Why didn't Shinji just fuck her instead? What a faggot
Nicholas Sanders
Why not stick it in her mouth tho
David Morgan
I am dreading/reveling in the idea that there will be a wave of unironic posts of this caliber once NGE hits netflix
Alexander Russell
What makes you think I made this thread ironically?
Hunter Jenkins
Listen to these numbers and think.
Justin Thomas
Actually it's whipped cream
Austin Powell
you must be new here
Liam Mitchell
pottery
Levi Johnson
>fapping
>not sicking his nose right into the puss
Pretty tame desu
Jace Butler
He didn't want to catch German aids and have assburgers like Asuka
Charles Morgan
Elijah Foster
Remember what that guy stabbed the other guy in the back so hard he lifted him form the floor?
Chase Taylor
Its not out of character.
Shinji tried kissing her in her sleep all the way back in the dance episode.
Jack Martinez
She came on to him
Grayson Clark
Henry Smith
thats just 9mm
Oliver Wright
Its plausible that Misato could take them by surprise with her pistol.
Its implausible that she could somehow run into melee range without being pumped full of lead by one of them. I'll just take it as stylistic.
Cameron White