If Sasuke has been a girl, Hinata wouldn’t have won the Narutobowl.
If Sasuke has been a girl, Hinata wouldn’t have won the Narutobowl
Connor Russell
William Lopez
Wrong because femSasuke is flat. Flatties never win.
Levi Walker
instead of outright genocide, they should have bred the uchiha out
Ian Martinez
Wrong because femSasuke is flat. Flatties never win.
Daniel Peterson
Hinata didn’t win even when Sasuke is a boy. Naruto wanted to abandon his family (and his Job as Hokage) to go hoboing with Sasuke.
Camden Murphy
If Sasuke was a girl, it would've corrected so much in Naruto as a whole.
Matthew Powell
now he pleasures Salad with his BHC as a placebo
Luis Morris
Everyone knows that. Even Naruhinafags know that.
Jonathan Bailey
Who did Sasuke end up fucking?
Jordan Rogers
does sakura become a boy in this scenario? is itachi a girl also?
Benjamin Phillips
Uchiha boys were literally MADE to take Senju dick. Just look at how much this slut wants it!
Parker Foster
true
Easton Bell
This.
Brayden Torres
His previous reincarnation was even more slutty.
Parker Taylor
Correction. Naruto should have been a girl.
Nicholas Bennett
>people still argue over this
Isaiah Perry
Based
Jordan Morgan
So what is the Boruto universe like?
Henry Martin
The only believable romance in Naruto.
Brandon Brooks
I cannot say this enough: The Uchiha are the family equivalent of moody teenage girls desperately in need of a good dicking. If Madara had been a girl, there would be no ninja wars.
Hunter Hughes
>is itachi a girl also?
god I hope so
Evan Cook
I hope not.
>wipes out his whole family to save his imouto's smile
New favorite character.
Samuel Murphy
Their son would keep the world in check
Sebastian Rogers
>If Madara had been a girl, there would be no ninja wars.
Only if she fell in love with unmarried childless Tobirama instead of Hashirama who was happily married to Mito.
Wyatt Moore
>Hashirama who was happily married to Mito.
Then how come he never mentioned her once despite telling his entire life's story including tales about Madara's peeing habits.
Jayden Moore
the reverse also works
>neesan who wipes out her entire family to save her otouto's smile
Adrian Myers
Because he told Sasuke about the founding of the village and its co-founder Madara, why would he mention his wife?
Landon Roberts
Fem!Obito would immediately fall in love with her captor Madara (if he were still young), perfect match made in stockholm.
Ethan Perry
Not if she is gay for Rin
Julian Morales
One look at Madara and she would be straight.
Ryder Ortiz
Christopher Morris
Ashura x FemIndra
Christopher Ortiz
Hashirama x FemMadara
Jose Lopez
>Incest
Brandon Fisher
That Sasuke looks more like Konan
Gavin Kelly
Naruto x FemSasuke
Ian Campbell
It didn't work for Sakura despite how much of a whore she was and being in love with his reincarnation.
It wouldn't work for the biggest waifufag of the series.
Lucas Young
>>Incest
Still better than Indra going full edge.
Sebastian Bell
Nothing more cancerous than an iPhone using Narutard and his Naruto fanfic threads
Jack Clark
Sakura disgusts everyone, so her story is not indicative.
Eli Thompson
No one
Christopher Garcia
I think she ended up being the female with the most people that wanted to fuck her, though
Matthew Bailey
>He can’t afford a nice phone and has to use a lagdroid
Sad.
Grayson Moore
>genderbent incest in a modern world AU
That Indra looks good but what the fuck
Zachary Bennett
Naruto office au could be funny.
Jonathan Robinson
I wonder what the brothers thought when their reincarnations started lusting after each other.
Jose Nelson
The proper way to deal with Uchiha is to fuck them. Make love, not war. Make babies, not battles. The evil Uchiha are the ones who failed to receive proper sexual intercourse. Madara failed to get Hashirama's wood. Obito failed to get Rin. In all those cases, the absence of sex is what caused it. The proper way is to dick the Uchiha so they would happily accept your dominance as they give birth to your kids. Tobirama admits that they are a clan of love, they just react equally negatively if spurred or tragedy occurs. Thus, the correct way is to constantly show them love and never endlessly dick them into submission.
Jonathan Davis
If naruto was a girl,it would be a shojo
Logan Powell
>implying Obiko won't be tsundere for her Kakashi senpai
>implying she won't see Kakashi masturbate through implanted eye
Camden Hughes
hot
Gabriel Jackson
>Tobirama admits that they are a clan of love
I got the impression that Tobirama came to similar conclusions and tested this theory on his own pet Uchiha.
Levi Adams
Kayden Reyes
Those chapters was such a wild ride. A shame Kishimoto didn't really meant Sakura to become the ultimate queen of cucks.
Noah Collins
They were the ones that started that whole homoshit
Austin Allen
Because she's his wife? And he also didn't mention her in the war even though Naruto comes from the same clan as her.
Jordan Lewis
>homoshit
>bort and salad
Wait a second...
Benjamin King
You shouldn't have fallen for such obvious red herrings especially after Nardo called Salad a combination of Sasuke and Sakura.
Jack Lopez
Shouldn't Naruto be the girl? Has an in-series female design already, is voiced by a chick, and acts like a melodramatic teenage girl the entire story. Or do people just self-insert too hard into Naruto to admit that?
Henry Cruz
No one would read or watch a shounen with a chick as the protagonist.
Asher Nguyen
He's not the protagonist for most of the story anyway to be fair, from the Chuunin Exams onwards the POV constantly changed.
Zachary Cook
I mean if you're going to talk about changing the protagonist entirely then most people will agree that there are about a dozen other characters who'd be better than Naruto, but that's not whats being talked about here.
Self-inserting is absolutely part of it but it's because it's a battle shounen and not anything specific to this series.
Jaxon Robinson
He's still the driving force of the series, it's even named after him.
Ayden Morales
>Genderbender
Why cant shipperfags just accept the fact that they want to see boys kiss?
Robert Hill
Because not all of them do.
Gabriel Wood
Every homolust sign is just writers pandering to fujoshis.
Wyatt Reyes
>they want to see boys kiss
No, that's gay, but Kishimoto's women and heterosexual romance are so bad, that you practically forced into genderbender.
Juan Nguyen
>Uch*as
Brandon Richardson
Gay is the way
My dude.
Ian Taylor
this, if the Uchiha is some kind of female warrior clan like the Amazons, at least they would be bearable to us through the power of dicks
Lincoln Sanchez
Xavier Gomez
No, thanks. I like boobs.
Luke Myers
if Sasuke had been a girl, she would have been everyone's waifu in Yea Forums instead of getting shited on for being "too edgy".
Matthew Lewis
>Madara as a girl
>would have happily been Hashirama's wife
>Senju-Uzumaki union never happens
>Black Zetsu trying to corrupt Hashirama & Madara's god tier genes child
Ethan Ramirez
Make love, not war!
Blake Mitchell
does Yea Forums really love edgy emotional unstable waifu?
Matthew Cooper
he's not edgy he's a fucking cunt
Jordan Edwards
As long as they can pretend that their dick will fix her, yes
Gabriel Torres
Liam Walker
>>would have happily been Hashirama's wife
It was not said when Hashirama married Mito, most likely it was before reconciliation with the Uchihas, because in that era married early. So female Madara would be even more frustrated and mad.
Austin Jones
every antagonist in Naruto talks like that. Sasuke Is a baby compared to Pain
Logan Morgan
I just wanna be sasuke's best friend bros ;_;
Juan Allen
Daniel Flores
this, then her angst and betrayal against the village would made more sense
Isaac Lopez
Gavin Ortiz
Sakura
Landon Torres
Conversation between Sasuke and Pain, GO!
A woman's rage being more rational than a man's?
Didn't see that coming.
Dominic Johnson
the real PAIN was what the readers had to endure
Andrew Scott
>Sakura disgusts everyone
Speak for yourself, faggot
William Cooper
bigger cunt than Saskè
Jacob King
why didn't Itachi just talk to his brother to stop him from ruining his life on revenge and shit
Hunter Nguyen
Because itachi was a dumbass who thought mindraping a child twice was a good decision
Carson Smith
Agreed. See your loved one happily married is soul-crushing.
Alexander Campbell
>bigger cunt than Saskè
Shows how much you know, shitbrain
Luis Young
They usually let the girl who pines for the MC to win
Eli Morgan
fuck off SUCKura
Jack Martinez
>SUCKura
Never heard of her
Carter Nguyen
But Naruto has a huge crush on her
Levi Sullivan
If I shit a dog, would it bark?
Connor Stewart
Don't remind me of that fucking war
Aaron King
War arc still had some good moments.
Grayson Hernandez
still it was 250+ episodes of endurance, filler and madra, marineford was only 30 plus and managed to be 100x better
Jacob Ramirez
Stop. My kokoro isn't ready for these feels.
Jonathan Edwards
Can't argue with that. I watched only because I liked founders, but war arc was a total mess.
Mason Richardson
Name one that didn't involve Madara, the Senju bros or the clamkage
Ayden Roberts
Says the pathetic fanfic posting Narutard from /reddit/
Jonathan Cox
She looks like your waifu
Jason Kelly
>didn't involve Madara, the Senju bros
Can't, because all these moments involved them.
Hunter Clark
Mito was probably after Hashirama "killed" Madara.
Nathaniel Taylor
Madara seemed to know who she was
Luis Gray
Yeah, because he didn't die.
Ethan Gonzalez
Still never heard of her
Brayden Nguyen
My female Sasuke already exists.
Easton Brooks
lewd
Jonathan Watson
shit edit is shit
Matthew Gray
Nope, this shit is good.
Leo Perez
I concur, it's a shit edit, it's still gud
Charles Barnes
Nope.
Xavier Robinson
Top tier ship
Mason Stewart
Them being women would've made the nonstop Uchiha bullshit marginally worth it. There got to a point in the main story where the Uchiha clan simply wasn't worth it.
William Barnes
Friendly reminder that Kishi intentionally haxxed Madara and then had no idea how to kill him off which is how we got Kaguya.
Isaac Morris
t. fat roastie cope
Ryder Richardson
t.b,h I don’t think Naruto can get it on with hinata without thinking of sasuke