What the FUCK was his problem?
What the FUCK was his problem?
Mason Scott
Carter Gonzalez
He had an inferiority and a compulsive need to prove himself. He literally went to every arcade he could find and put his name in the top score to show everyone how big his dick was. He made his adopted father kill himself because he talked shit about him. Then some midget came and fuck him up with some oldfag's outdated deck while he was using the rarest and strongest cards in the world and he got so fucking salty that he turned said midget's town into a ghetto and made his strongest card the laughing stock of the world's top academy.
He's also a massive waifufag and a scalie.
Thomas Brooks
Objectivist
Alexander Thompson
>strongest card the laughing stock of the world's top academy.
but thats not Dark Magician, or Ra
Dominic Cox
>He's also a massive waifufag and a scalie.
Are you saying you wouldn't fuck the blue eyes white dragon if given a chance?
Leo Kelly
This is your opponent tonight.
Chase King
Well yeah, but I wouldn't build my identity around it. I don't come home from my Blue-eyes themed theme park with my Blue-Eyes jet and go to sleep in my Blue-Eyes bed.
Easton Foster
Isaiah King
Kaiba! You reign of terror and capitalism comes to an end! Meet my Buster blader meat sword!
Gavin Allen
You're a third rate duelist with a fourth rate dick.
Hunter Jackson
>a third date duelist
Logan Howard
Why do people say 10join looks like Kaiba with tits when she looks a lot more like Jono?
Evan Martinez
Today I will remind them!
Christopher Martinez
Surpassed, perhaps not, but equalled? It can be done.
Christian Gutierrez
Alexander Smith
The soft retcon of Kaiba and BEWD is still hilarious to me nowadays
>beginning of the manga, Kaiba was a giant dickhead who just wanted BEWD because it was (at the time) the strongest card of the game, steals the one from Yugi's grandpa but it rejects him. Doesn't learn shit and forcefully take the 3 other ones, even driving one of the people who had the card to suicide
>Pegasus arc begins and actually BEWD is Kaiba's soul animal and is extremely loyal to him, as it rejects the Player Killer who stole his deck
>Battle City arc and BEWD was actually Kaiba's eternal partner all along, who was his star monster even when he was an egyptian priest
>Eternal Kingdom and actually BEWD is the soul of the girl he wanted to fuck
It's like the author was constantly trying to find new ridiculous ways to justify Kaiba's dragonboner
And he suceeded
David Diaz
ICHI
Aaron Diaz
>Then some midget came and fuck him up with some oldfag's outdated deck
Kek'd hard
Jacob Garcia
>Kaiba and Ishizu shipping
As time passes I'm growing more and more okay with this, but that might just be because I completely understand why anyone would want to hit that fat egyptian ass.
Joseph Ward
Elijah Lewis
objectively the best chracter in the show, the only one who made it worth watching
Thomas Hernandez
Too much money
Isaiah Wright
That time where Blue-Eyes was actually good was amazing. I can see why he was such a dragonfag.
Blake Walker
>I completely understand why anyone would want to hit that fat egyptian ass.
Yes, but can any ass compare to Kaiba's ultimate fetish of having a girlfriend who is a Blue-Eyes White Dragon?
Hudson Perez
I think he'd be reasonable to replace her with a Black Nips Brown Beauty
Dominic Flores
>Black Nips Brown Beauty
This is the best.
Liam Cox
You underestimate Kaiba's BEWD boner
Bentley Peterson
What's the point of the baby again
Kevin Bell
Jordan Long
I see Kaiba was an early adopter of digital HD.
Liam Kelly
This is now an Ishizu thread
Jacob Miller
Tech in 1997 in DM was so advanced thanks to KC's technological breakthroughs, they got smartphones pretty early.
Jayden Rivera
>He made his adopted father kill himself because he talked shit about him
Kaiba didn't actually expect Gozaburo to commit suicide.
>Gozaburo VS Kaiba: A Family Feud
>--Would you have referred to Gozuboro and Seto Kaiba's relationship as one between father and son?
>To Kaiba, he was a father, but he just wasn't a "typical" father. When he carried out his administration shift, Seto didn't think that Gozaburo would die. Now without a foe due to Gozaburo taking his own life, he slowly started to lose his sanity. He himself felt guilty of committing "patricide." Being an important keyword in this series, the word "patricide" always haunts him. You could say Gozaburo implanted the design that "games equal death" into Seto.
Cooper Johnson
me ofc
Colton Miller
That boy needs a vagina
Owen Reyes
Lincoln Ross
Could be possible to fuck femKaiba into submmision?
Leo Stewart
Kaiba is incapable of submission.
Alexander Scott
That depends, are you a dragon?
Jacob Jones
>Yubel was created by Kaiba's boredom
Liam Peterson
Let's not forget he literally set all of the future series in motion with a few action
Julian Long
Neospacians were. Judai had Yubel since he was a kid and she was yandere as fuck as she kept hurting Judai's friends and shit. So Judai sent her into space and hoped she would calm the fuck down with some space waves.
Hudson Cook
Imagine being his wife though. Inagine knowing he will never love you as much as he loves his trading cards and all the lonely nights your waiting for him to get home from work at 3am so he can scream WHITE LIGHTING as he cums on your face during humiliating role play sex he doesnt even take his jacket off for. Would you really want to be THAT woman?
Elijah Thomas
Kaiba had no problem
the rest of the world is the problem.
Zachary Gonzalez
Is there a shonen series that would not be better if the rival character was a girl?
Ayden Thompson
Why is she so fucking cute? I wanna make babies with Kaiba-chan.
Elijah Allen
>Probably made VRAINS
>Probably
Jack Ramirez
Do you think he writes Kaibaman/Maiden with Eyes of Blue fanfiction?
Connor Nelson
Large cowtits ruins everything
Leo Clark
Thicc Egyptian mommy milk makes good fuel for strong duelists.