I'm bored and drunk as fuck. Can we have a waifu thread. I just wish she was real and she loved me.
I'm bored and drunk as fuck. Can we have a waifu thread. I just wish she was real and she loved me
Wyatt Anderson
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Matthew Cook
Violet is the most beautiful anime girl.
Henry Wood
I only wish to have dinner and a drink with her at least once
Blake Hall
Saber only loves Rin and Shirou.
Caleb Cruz
I love Saber
Tyler Walker
What about Iri?
Jackson Reed
Violet is cute as well
I just want to cuddle with someone
Same here
>tfw I get cucked byy waifu
Ayden Allen
Austin Gutierrez
Cute mordred
Dominic Fisher
Why did Saber impregnate, no, HOW did Saber impregnate her sister?
Camden Morris
Zachary Ross
Brody Barnes
When I went to Akiba I saw a life-sized doll of Saber, and only then did I realise just how short she is. Apparently she's only 154 cm.
Logan Reed
They were good friends, Saber isn't into cuckoldry.
Ayden Watson
Most women were that height in England the middle ages. Most men didn't break 170cm. Not making this up. I read it in a museum.
Brandon Smith
Christopher Perry
This is my beautiful wife.
Sebastian Lopez
man you made my day, I didn't realize the newest chapter of GS was out
Ethan Flores
I want to impregnate Lucy with my seed.
Cameron Hill
Would you take responsibility?
Austin Sanders
She didn't. Not really.
Oliver Allen
Sebastian Sanchez
exquisite taste
Josiah Brooks
Yea Forums help me! I have fallen for this smug qt and dont know what to do. I don't want a waifu. Waifus are for weirdos. Yet.. I cant.. resist her..
Christian Johnson
I am in love with a gemstone!
Jason Hill
You're hers now, you can't fight it.
Lincoln Reyes
Arimura is pretty qt
Benjamin Peterson
Well shit. Guess I'm alright with that, she is pretty great after all. Time to ask /x/ about how to tulpas. Maybe I can make her real
Nathaniel Rodriguez
Jacob Bennett
Its your funeral retard.
Josiah Garcia
Anybody else not autistic enough or too autistic to have a waifu? I feel like not even a 2D girl could love me, so what's the point?
Jeremiah Green
Tyler Phillips
get in line
Landon Watson
Mason Bell
Don't feel bad, OP, even if she were real, she wouldn't love you.
Easton Evans
>Saber isn't into cuckoldry.
That's not what I heard from Lancelot.
Austin Nguyen
I know how you feel, bro. Feeling down myself.
But hang in there, you've got this.
Alexander Perez
Ouch but true.
David Morris
When you Yea Forumsnons imagine your waifu in your head, does she speak Japanese or English?
Alexander Flores
I normally use her english voice since its what Im used to with her.
Jack Russell
Is waifuism inherently constructive or destructive?
Jacob Ross
I love Cecily.
Michael Torres
>Anybody else too autistic to have a waifu?
Yes, and I am not sure if I can actually love someone.
Blake Brooks
Destructive. You spend your life pining for something that never will be.
Christopher Cook
It can be constructive if you devote yourself to self-improvement for her sake.
It's only destructive if you wallow in sorrow over her not being real.
Chase Rogers
I couldn't have said it better.
There are couch potatoes that trained to run 5-K events for their waifu!
Jeremiah Diaz
She was never into Guinevere, and being the one doing the cucking is a lot less forgiveable then being the cuck in the Round Table honor code as we see with how jets reacts
Jose Lewis
>I just wish she was real and she loved me.
Same with Sakura
Austin Anderson
constructive if it reveals traits you like, or an expression of how you think the character is compelling enough to leave a positive impression on you. Destructive if your literal about it, and actually obsess and focus on something that isnt real without redirecting that towards some creative prospect like writing.
Brody King
Literally a Wizard did it
Jack Jones
Zachary Howard
Nathaniel Bailey
Waifu Classic. Will probably never change.
Juan Powell
Kyoko had a hard life
Lincoln King
I love Jeanne as much as it is possible.
She always gives me the motivation to get through things.
David Bailey
I do my best to make her smile.
Carter Martin
It depends, for me Miia actually managed to pull me out of a dark place and make me happy again.
But I can also see someone going the other way
Joseph Richardson
My man!
Adam Jackson
Only conclusion I can draw is that it's not inherently harmful, depending on how you deal with it. It holds you back if, deep down, you want a real-life relationship. But unless you believe she's actually real and she's telling you to kill people or something, it's not destructive.
Joseph Miller
It doesn't matter if she actually exists or not. She exists and loves me in my heart.
Jason Martin
Origami, my love, I truly believe that in a parallel universe we are together enjoying a spring picnic of pork sandwiches and plum sake as we cuddle on the grass.
Goodnight my ivory haired goddess. I love you to the moon and back.
Luis Brown
For you, Miiafag
Ryder Lee
I love her so much.
Wyatt Reed
Merlin gave her man parts to produce a heir. Morgan drugged her or something and stole sperm and made Mordred.
John Cook
She is best Chaos;Child hands down
Love Chu Chu is shit but her route's the best too
Ayden Green
posting
Benjamin Ross
Everything in real life is inherently destructive. Waifu's aren't 'real', so that means they are constructive.
Oliver Perez
I'm gonna destroy my waifu's pussy. WITH LOVE!
Brayden Scott
Literally shit tier fem Kurapika
Aaron Cox
Wish he were real and mine. And yes this belongs in here as I can be dominant as fuck and would love to have him as my waifu.
Jack Nguyen
Thats your king, not your lover, bow to her.
Leo Collins
Aaron Brown
I'm in love with Arturia but am also getting married irl
What do I do?
Evan Young
Live a lie I guess. I've already promised myself that I wouldn't marry a girl unless she wore Saber's casual outfit at least once for me. If she understands, she's the one.
Nolan Rivera
And for Caster, she raped her and took her virginity.
Michael Long
Connor Wood
Jacob Hill
She cosplayed as saber twice. I didn't want to ogle her though because I try to keep my waifus and actual-wife seperate. She even tried to act like her for me but that was weird and I didn't like it.
I guess I will just live a weird double life? Is it cheating on either of them?
John Young
Dylan Anderson
Best buster, best KEY girl.
Carter Cook
Oops, this is why you don't post at 5am
I love my gorgeous wife!
Leo Phillips
If you break this woman's heart, you deserve death. Go and live my dream for me.
Joshua Lewis
Ryder Miller
What's it like having a waifu and a real-life partner? I always thought of it the same way as polygamy, dividing yourself up between multiple partners instead of giving one your whole heart.
Lucas Martin
In my case it just means my gf complains about having waifu's and she feels inferior at times.
But hey, she refuses to cosplay for me, so who is really in the wrong here?
Jordan Ramirez
It’s cheating in my eyes and I’d never do it personally, but hey I’m just an autistic weeb on the internet, you do you if it makes you happy.
Parker Butler
That's the thing I am worried about. If my wife tells me Saber justifies an open relationship I'd probably just tell her no and then sort of get rid of Saber in my life. I know one day I'll grow out of it or Saber will stop being as EVERYWHERE as she is now, so why try to hold on forever?
In a way we'd part ways like she and Shirou did in Fate and that makes me feel like it'd be okay, though hard.
Listen to me prattle on like some teenager.
Thomas Young
>she refuses to cosplay for me, so who is really in the wrong here?
That's not healthy user. You need to examine your relationship with your wife. She's a sovereign individual.
David Jenkins
Maybe it's a good time to post stories like ye good olde days
Joshua Reyes
Also, I'm that user, it wasn't for sex that she cosplayed saber. She just used to cosplay and it was at a con and she wanted to. She did a really good job with it both times.
Brayden Ross
That's still great, your fiance has good taste. Don't ruin it.
Lucas Thompson
Joshua Fisher
I don't think most people would see having a waifu as justification for opening the whole relationship, but I don't know your wife the way you do.
The way I always figured things would turn out is that I'd stop seeing waifufagging like a relationship, but the experience would still be a part of me, and the character would still hold some special place in my heart. I don't think that's a bad way for things to go.
I hope everything works out for you.
Parker Morgan
I refuse to have sex with her in any form of cosplay btw. I don't know if she knows that well enough, I should try telling her.
She does have good taste, and she herself looks like Rin. I'm a weeb thinking that I'm with a Rin but want a Saber. But Saber's definitely aren't real, she's such a bizarre amalgamation of weird concepts and ideas unreplicable in the real world. So it's like I have a pocket servant and me and my wife are the masters. God I'm a faggot listen to me
Angel Phillips
I'm getting real /fit/ lately, my plan is to become so sexy that she doesn't mind sharing me with an anime girl, I'm a decent looking guy and we get along great.
Jason Wright
>I refuse to have sex with her in any form of cosplay btw
Why? It's kinky.
Nolan Nelson
Would she see it as sharing you with Saber, though? If she doesn't, then there's not really an issue in the first place.
Sounds like you have something good going, I'm happy for you.
Josiah Barnes
絶望
Liam Moore
Well, I'm drunk too.
We usually talk about the best girl of the season, but You ever think about who the best girl of the Heisei era is?
Brody Reyes
But is it too good to be true, is the question. I am gonna do my best to not fuck it up.
Thank you for listening to me ramble btw. You are a good person.
Joshua Cook
You seem like a pretty well-adjusted guy, I think it'll work out well for you. Rooting for you either way.
>Thank you for listening to me ramble btw
Hey, that's what threads like this are for.
Elijah Ramirez
I don't think you understand just how into Saber I am. It's to a point where it could potentially damage my relationship with a great woman. Saber is that precious to me. She's been by my side for 10 years now. Having my future wife cosplay could make things weird. I have figures, wallscrolls, wallpapers, I talk about her online, I'm vocal about my admiration of Saber to my wife, I refer to her as My King. I get weird when Saber is on screen and my wife is present. God I sound autistic.
Sebastian Nelson
best dal, together with yoshino