What's up with these asspulls?

I just don't get it. I have watched Jojo since Part 1 and the glaring plot holes and asspulls never bothered me as much as this guy's stand. I love Joseph and his bullshitting victories out of his ass but Giorno completely baffles me. Why?

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Pull this 5 out your ass

You're shit at counting mate
Now watch this 5

>44

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>O MY FLAMING FIST
>O MY VOLCANIC ERUPTION
>O MY TIME STOP
>O MY AMBULANCE
>O MY REQUIEM ARROW
>O MY STAND DISC
>O MY INFINITE ROTATION
>O MY ROKAKAKA FRUIT

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Because Part 5 is just not entertaining.

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Well I'm stupid I added an extra one

Wrong

>jojo is trash
only part 6 is trash user

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>part 6 is trash
You meant 2 and 8 right?

>female protagonist
>daddy issues
>fails to kill main villain
>gets killed herself
>ends the original universe
Women truly are useless

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This is your brain on speedreading.

This part sucks dick, but JoJodrones won't admit it. Also this Davidproduction looks like shit.

I like part 5 the most, but think Giorno is the worst Jojo. Giorno is, by every account, a Gary Stu of the highest order (but maybe that's the point for the literal son of Dio/god with life-giving powers that goes against a Diavolo/devil - he's intentionally perfect to match his Jesus metaphor). Allegory aside, Giorno really makes the part bullshit, and I enjoy the part solely because it focuses much more on the rest of the cast to the point that Bucciarrati feels like the real JoJo and the gang feels the most like individual people with common interests, unlike other parts where it was somewhat contrived. The crew of Part 3 came together in a Journey to the West style of "we just met but I'll tag along anyway because I somehow suddenly share your goal" vibe, and part 4 is just shmucks trying to fit in together while hiding behind that "stand users are drawn to each other" Macguffin. Part 5 was a gang that came together out for more organic reasons, led by Bucciarati and Giorno who have good justification for setting out on their journey.

tldr Giorno is Mary Sue-ish but I like the crew the most in Part 5 and that does it for me

Hopefully the next parts suck as much dick as this one then because it's the best part thus far

Jojo is Asspull: the show

Gold Experience more like Plot Convenience

The answer is because part 5 is gay and bad
I'm waiting for my girl Jolyne

based.

How is Rokakaka fruit an asspull? It exists for the entirety of Jojolion and it's effects are basically continuation of Holy Corpse/Love Train theme - exchange of harm. It would be an asspull if it never existed but then out of nowhere came about to solve a dire situation.

Kinda like Giorno turning broche into a turtle to suck Diavolo in when he was about to kill Trish.
And basically everything else that Gold Experience does.

Emporio getting Weather Report is not an asspull by any stretch. It was explained and foreshadowed beforehand how stand discs worc, how Jolyne can't use Star Platinum due to lack of willpower and how Jolyne saving Emporio gave him more willpower and how WR saved his disc for that reason.
SO ending is cool as shit and fuck anyone who thinks otherwise
You just wanted it to end with Jotaro doing the ora ora ora and saving the day like he does in 3 and 4 already

Gio had lots of more abilities at the start
he could return damage to the attacker
he could make his opponent's soul leave his body(?)

Now hes just making body parts

OP here. I forgot to had that I am enjoying the fights where Giorno doesn't participate. The last Narancia fight was great up until the second tongue bullshit.
It's really just Giorno that ruins this Part. The other characters are cool.

Araki remembered that with Josuke in part 4 he could make heroes sustain more damage but not get crippled forever and be ready for the next fight
So he made Giorno a healer too
And then Foo Fighters
And then Gyro
And then Hot Pants
But no healers in Jojolion yet strangely enough

Shut the fuck up Okuyasu I hate you for not doing anything cool with the hand

>But no healers in Jojolion yet strangely enough
Which is pretty dumb since the eyeballs of every character explode in half of the fights

He erased that girl's burning hair after Yukako tried to kill her

>prevented someone from dying from a fire
>removed fire from them
>reduced their heat
>cooled them off
>did something that cooled someone off
>did something cool

I don't remember many eyeballs exploding except for Joshu (that was eyesight itself being stolen whatever that means) and Rai vs Ozon Baby (he did it himself to avoid dying)

I am curious on how did Josuke recover from Vitamin C cutting his liver out, though.

The whole returning damage thing was something before he could actually control what he creates properly. It's probably part of the whole maturing of his stand.

the only thing that baffles me is that you're just getting baffled, after all the bullshit we've been through. JoJo IS asspull. The very essence of jojo is out-asspulling the asspullers. That's why it's bizarre. That's why we love it. It kinda make sense until you realize it doesn't really makes sense.
Makes sense, right?

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GER was a bullshit, disgusting asspull.
the new turtle bullshit from Mystery of King Crimson was even worse
even Green Day, my favourite fight from 5, gets toned down by GioGio's bullshit abilities

Funny how he was mysteriously absent in Part 5, and gave us Koichi as the former part rep. I guess he was spared from death one part early.

OP, it seems that the issue here is that you like Joseph so you're more willing to give him a pass, but you dont like Giorno as much so you have hard time with his bullshit. I say this because during discussions about jojos and asspulls, Joseph and Giorno are the most mentioned names, so I think it comes down to a matter of tolerance.

Not that guy, but Joseph asspulls don't even try to hide the fact that they are asspulls and they are flashy and amusing most of the time
Meanwhile Giorno's asspulls are the complete opposite

Why doesn't Giorno just cover himself with bees?
His first stand ability was that the things he brings to life reflect whatever damage they sustain. So if Giorno is covered in bees he'd be punchvincible. That and imagine trying to fight off a swarm of bees you can't swat away.
Fuck, just grab a bag of popcorn and your set.

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that would be boring and unwatchable.
man, fuck Gold Experience. not only the worst MC stand, but also makes me rather watch hamon fights

He could also turn a building or something big enough into damage-reflecting kaijuu.

Asspulls are asspulls, user.

>when he was a kid, giorno's mom was such a slut that giorno suffered a lot
wow

>Everyone I disagree with is a brainless Jotaro fan

>when he was a kid, risotto's cousin died to a drunk driver
wow

Asspulls are asspulls, but asspulls can be fun.
Joseph's asspulls are completely out there and usually played for laughs. His whole character is that he's extremely clever, but acts like an idiot, so when Joseph does something that seems retarded but it turns out to be a 300 IQ keikaku, it's funny.
Giorno is a completely serious character, so when he does an asspull, it's not fun or funny. It just ends the conflict in an unsatisfying way.

Easily the most overrated series constantly talked about on this board

His power is too convenient in a way you can already tell he’s going to win by changing something his opponent didn’t notice. All the other Jojo’s asspulls are either out of nowhere or don’t always make perfect sense but work, which is a much more satisfying pay off.

As a huge fan of Part 2, I feel the same way. The direction and plot are absurd even for JoJo.

cant wait for this shit stain of an anime to be over, it ruined Jojo threads 5ever