What does this character represent?
Goblin Slayer
Carson Davis
Austin Brown
Goblin's sex toy
Xavier Cooper
My sex toy
Brody Fisher
Flat anvil
Logan Richardson
An elf.
Zachary Wood
Incompetence
Alexander Rodriguez
Fun
Meanwhile, in GS AU.
Caleb Nelson
Justice.
Asher Price
Requesting translation.
Parker Anderson
Best answer so far.
James Wood
Is this series worth watching/reading for her? I don't know why but her design does things to me. Must be the green hair
Henry King
I want to cum in her pointy ears.
Jacob Morales
muh dik
Ryan Campbell
>It's tennis time sluts
>Feels like these skirts are short even for a babu
>Oh goblin-slayer your gaze makes me so moist
>I left my helmet over there when I got changed
Daniel Carter
The notion that "flat is justice". Or something.
Liam Smith
Elves are NOT for:
- kissing
- touching
- holding
- breeding
Please refrain from performing any listen actions on an elf.
Brandon Butler
God damn! Shield maiden is so fucking hot!!
AAAAAAA!! IM SO LONELY AND HORNY
Eli Diaz
Have they shown any mixed class people in the GS universe?
Tyler Flores
Orc onahole
Chase Cook
lazy harem waifubait garbage for manchildren who refuse to enter the real world.
Landon Wood
That flat elves are the best.
Brayden Evans
A goblin's fucktoy
Ethan Johnson
You are so cool
Sebastian Baker
Well thank you. That just made my day.
Grayson Peterson
reminder that hating elves is CONFIRMED mutt behavior (this post made by freud gang)
Kevin King
future mother of many gobs
Connor Davis
Nothing, Goblin Slayer's characters are simply bad.
Joshua Turner
My ideal woman
Noah Lee
looks like plastic nee-san
Camden Hill
Normal player in the series about meta-gaming. In other word, shit.
Jayden Hernandez
What about this?
Evan Jones
ESPECIALLY, ABSOLUTELY NOT THAT
Daniel Davis
Quintessence of vapid elven arrogance.
Luis Wood
but... but... flappy ears ....
Logan Morales
>No time to explain, just get in!
would you do it Yea Forums? it could be very important
Lincoln Thompson
Hunter Young
She looks like she might be packing a dick.
Charles Diaz
>that rando lewd pose
Noah Murphy
>check if any goblins are stuck to my giant fat elven ass
Dominic Diaz
it's more likely than you think
Ryan Nguyen
It should be illegal for this character to coexist in the same setting as rapist goblins. She is too pure and too perfect.
Jack Powell
Well, you can't stop me, so I'm either gonna breed her, or I'm gonna grab her ears, so what will it be?
Dominic Nguyen
>It should be illegal
do you mean mandatory?
Mason Phillips
GOBLIN GET YE GONE
Aaron Taylor
Reminder: Canonically she's always going commando
Blake Harris
She almost got raped, u know
Carter Myers
Gavin Lee
Nicholas Torres
the death of trillions.
William Johnson
An elf who wants that Goblin Slayer cock.
Caleb Hernandez
Of goblins
Joshua Rogers
It's an alignment test, user. Are you G enough to bring life into this world with consistently ahegao-inducing dickings? Are you C enough to contravene silly things like laws that prevent Chaotic Good breeding dickings?
Brody Nguyen
And yet here you are. Mingling with us.
William Johnson
You don't get to tell me what to do with my wife.
Nicholas Ramirez
Not an elf.
Julian James
Throw a quest completion report, and the servile GG wheezes and pants and stumbles to bring its reward to you. Do the same before HEA, and she will eye you with coolly polite and somewhat bored amusement. And just as inferior people prefer the inferior girl which scampers excitedly because someone else wants something, so do superior people respect the superior female which lives its own life and knows that the puerile quest reports of alien bipeds are none of its business and beneath its notice. The GG barks and begs and tumbles to amuse you when you crack the whip. That pleases a meekness-loving peasant who relishes a stimulus to his self importance. The HEA, on the other hand, charms you into adventuring for its benefit when it wishes to be amused; making you rush about the countryside with a mission to save the world when it feels like exercise, but refusing all your attempts to make it bitterly dispatch goblins when it is not in the humour. That is personality and individuality and self-respect -- the calm mastery of a being whose life is its own and not yours -- and the superior person recognises and appreciates this because he too is a free soul whose position is assured, and whose only law is his own heritage and aesthetic sense.
Cameron Torres
Literal best girl.
She is the party's munchkin though.
Hudson Stewart
fuck off lovecraft
Asher Flores
GGfag spotted.
Xavier Perry
Elven beauty
Connor Perez
Nopan.
Robert Collins
lol
John Howard
pandering
Jace Jackson
Peak waifu performance.
Aaron Price
Oh no! You spotted someone with top tier taste.
Andrew Richardson
Refer to , plebeian.
Jeremiah Ross
>party's munchkin.
In a party with CHEESE build, utility druid, meta-gamer, & mary sue with exclusive feats, she's not that special.
Isaiah Ortiz
Stagnation.
Landon Hill
No. She literally left the woods to avoid elven stagnation.
Ayden Gray
Yes, but her mindset is still stagnated.
>Underwear? What is that?
>I don't understand money!
>I hate steel!
>Orkborc! Stop trying to be efficient and put your live and ours in the line! That is what adventures is about!
Benjamin Wright
His efficient methods also put their lives in the line.
Hunter Hill
What? Not they don't, GS does his best to avoid situations that put lives in risk.
Xavier Fisher
She grew more as a person than most party members.
Luis Brooks
Anvils that were made for pounding
Jackson Nelson
That is bullshit, the ones that grow up were GS and Priestess, the race trio pretty much remained the same.
Logan Robinson
Priestess & GS leave her in the dust.
Hudson Ramirez
>avoid situations that put lives in risk.
>adventurers
>avoiding risks
What did he mean by this?
Jace Cooper
GS is less an adventurer and more an exterminator.
Jackson Lee
Rape
Robert Reyes
There's always a risk even for IRL exterminators.
coub.com
Jack Thompson
>Holy shit, this tower must be full of monsters and shit!
>GS: let's climb it from outside.
>What?
Adrian Lopez
Mean attacking in turn is much more risky than gassing your opponent behind barrier.
Adam Robinson
Ys origin and Persona 3 would be reduced to a few minutes
Colton Howard
Instead of facing the monsters head on, GS tries to kill them from the distance with different methods. He avoids all the direct combat he can because he knows he suck at it. What is that? Some rhea nigga stabbed you but your chainmail stopped it? Better play death and then backstab the faggot.
Kevin Ortiz
>Gassing
Owen Ramirez
Lucas Hernandez
He meant that there is a good reason why K2 is yet to be summited during Winter.
Just because you take risks doesn't mean that all risks are the same
Hudson Wilson
Why the pic, though?
Connor Moore
Joshua Wilson
That so called lawful good Priestess is even worse. She drop a building before burned you alive along with the building.
Jordan Ross
Elf being arrogant control-freaks in most fiction doesn't help their case.
Nathan Hill
>laughs in purifying blood to water
Nicholas Wilson
They are superior so they deserve to be smug.
Daniel Ortiz
You can't expect better from an evolved rat.
Brody Brown
Sure.
Logan Stewart
She is also tricks you so she can headshot you from the back with her slingshot, then uses legal holes to defend her actions.
Brody Lee
This is too cute
Ethan Young
>Laughs at 160 posts.
Brandon Phillips
thank you friend
Ian Sullivan
Just like real Germans.
Ayden Perez
That's interpretation not translation.
Jaxson Ward
Enjoying life in spite of all its bad things.
Colton Davis
She knows nothing.
Asher Watson
this post makes me angry
Zachary Russell
>tfw no cute Nazi elf gf
Connor Kelly
>constantly learning things about the people around her
>constantly faced with the awfulness of the goblins
>still manages to be the party member that forces a smile and gets the ball rolling to enable jolly cooperation and FUN ADVENTURE
>knows nothing
Kevin Sanchez
same
Easton Ward
>constantly faced with the awfulness of the goblins
Yeah and GS was at it alone for years.
She knows NOTHING, NOTHING I SAY!
Michael Diaz
Being a broken husk and knowing things are very different from one another, user.
Matthew Hernandez
Yeah vapid airhead cunt is still as green as goblins.
Lincoln Fisher
>muh defrosting
Pathetic.
Blake White
Cunt is subjective, vapid airhead is false.
Caleb Young
Please post paladin
Alexander Ortiz
Side character who will never win MC dick
Carter Jenkins
worst girl
Anthony Ramirez
For (you)
>subjective
>false
This post gave me objectivity.
Anthony Bennett
Here
Asher Powell
>having no skill of the gab
>believing smugly pointing out sameposting (and failing) is some kind of image board mark of quality
>regurgitating memes
Why, oh why, would you enter a fun waifu thread and act like this?
Thomas Evans
Cute
Ethan Watson
To shit on character I hate.
Adrian Myers
>me am no liek ur waifu she a shit
>alright, can you back up your arguments?
>NO SHE A SHIT! A SHIIIIT!!!
At least put some work in your bait, urgh.
Nathan Campbell
>Why, oh why, would you enter a fun waifu thread and act like this?
It would probably help if we wouldn't have this same exact every day. Though then they would just make another GS thread because you guys need your chatroom.
Nicholas Myers
Nah you being in denial doesn't mean I have no arguments, few of them is in that pic
Jonathan Bennett
There is a single GS thread right now, this one. Compare that to 3 threads of quasi-gay, style over substance JoJo memespewing, bitching about how worst girl hasn't been raped by pitbulls with meatgrinder dicks and "can we agree moeblob X is best/worst" crap. I don't see the issue here.
Henry Sullivan
Whataboutism won't help you, daily threads for a monthly manga aren't a good idea and I'm pretty sure we had the same thread yesterday. But keep "goblin bumping" these chatrooms until autosage, that won't help the overall quality of the threads.
At least if this was a thread about GG we would have something new to talk about. This is coming from someone whose favorite girl is HEA as well.
Robert Parker
>direct to the point, refers to the man by the name she knows
>simple wisdom, respecting your elders
>straightforward about his terrible upkeep
>eyes on the big picture, army of demons is coming
>exasperation
>resignation
>honest outburst about being short-changed
And most importantly
>still manages to befriend everyone at the guild
>still loyal to GS beyond reproach
>quickly understands that if goblins aren't slain, the army of demons will be pissing in an ocean of piss
The panels the image cut out would've told you so, user.
Austin James
Hey, I made this thread to have a place to post the summary from Vol 6 CD drama later.
Joshua Edwards
A cunt, yeah.
Isaac Cooper
So what you both are saying is that we should just have a place for a GS general? Sure.
Justin Cruz
GS characters in Grand Summoners
(Goblin Slayer)
Justin Gomez
Priestess
Sebastian Brown
FLAT
LAT
AT
T
James Carter
David Campbell
Normally I would appreciate some shots of Elfs ass, but that's just bad.
Justin Thompson
Is there a chinese rip off yet?
Hunter Garcia
I think there is but this is a crunchyroll game.
Isaac Gray
Why are you listing Priestess' traits? Elf throw a tantrum every time things don't go her way.
Camden Rodriguez
perfection
Tyler Ross
I'm so glad that gobshit died so pathetically.
Jordan Murphy
>one sentence
If you think that is "throwing a tantrum" then you should spend some more time on this website.
Elijah Ortiz
Not him but there is another one where the narrative explains that Priestess decided to leave elf alone until she colds down from her anger.
Levi Reed
"Hissy fit" is better?
Easton Walker
Lizardboy truly is based.
Christian Cox
>ears like a Goblin
Nicholas Hill
What is being comfortable enough with your friends that you know being a little obnoxious in sequence of their mildly dickish move won't genuinely upset them?
Jackson Green
It's called biggest bitch at the group. Second when Negima around.
Hunter Diaz
Dammit, I glad negima fucked off. Some insane user complained he left and said negima should have become permanent part of the main party.
Owen Robinson
>"This is shitty treatment!"
>oh hoh hoh! as befits dark templars of darkness such as our dark selves!
>"priestess, back me up here!"
>I've already gotten used to it...
What a bitch.
Thomas Long
I fixed Elf.
Carter Reed
Noah Thompson
Admit it, in design they are very similar, both have white hair with similar haircut, massive hips.
Kayden Murphy
Benjamin Wood
Says the guy who cannot cheer up his little blonde.
Christopher Sanders
Give him a break, he is too busy enjoying her skirt.
Adam Garcia
Jokes aside, he even asked GG how he is supposed to cheer up people. He asked CG too. BUT, I don't know if he specified that he wanted to cheer up Priestess.
Robert Smith
Based and fae-pilled
Adam Walker
Nice quads.
But what if not negima was a gurl?
Charles Torres
The shitty attitude is the same, kick her out too.
Samuel Butler
She’d still be insufferable, and will be double-whammied by shippers who’ll say, “Fuck off! We’re full!”
Ryder Long
I like the Year One sidestory, it reminds me of a Batman comic at times.
Jacob Robinson
We are full. In fact year one has the exact number of girls I would like in the series.
Jayden Nguyen
The party is cozy and functional, yeah.
Angel Foster
Kinda the point, given that it’s named after Batman: Year One.
Jose Sanchez
Naivety
Jace Phillips
it's intentional in the postscript of year one volume 2 kagyu says "year two" is like long halloween and a volume 3 would be probably be like dark victory
Adrian Hughes
But she lived to tell
Gavin Diaz
Lol, she is literally the one who made the current party seek out GS to begin with.
Anthony Turner
>Ranger/Barbarian build
I would love it if Barbarian rage actually benefitted ranged combat but 5e won't let me
Zachary Clark
>getting angry = barbarian
I want this meme to die.
Alexander Cook
No.
Ryan Harris
What about throwing stones?
Jeremiah Johnson
>Looks at those numbers. She will be my wife.
Michael Hill
>Is naked
>Is so angry she uses a broken chair leg to literally bash in goblin heads, one-shotting them in turn
>In spite of her twiggy arms
>Both ranger and barbarian are forest-dweller picks
It's not a meme it's fact
Bentley Murphy
>Strength based melee attacks
That's about it.
Thomas Howard
Anime skipped this.
Sebastian Lee
>female adventurers hunting gobs
>not wearing
Camden Ramirez
What the fuck is that?
And why do I want it?
Jackson Clark
Bear hunting suit.
Cameron Morgan
I think I have seen that in a horror movie.
Ian Mitchell
No but really, that would be pretty good for goblin hunting though.
Just make sure to kill them all so no survivors can come up with a counter strategy.
Jacob Martinez
I think Priestess is very cute
Jose Ward
Only if there's a goblin paladin with them.
Julian Murphy
Hellraiser?
Ayden Nguyen
But the other girl in that pic is just better.
Parker Harris
I respectfully disagree. HEA and her obsession with "real" adventures are a danger for a professional exterminator like GS.
Robert Scott
This. She has no right to ban dedicated exterminator from best tools of his craft just because MUH ADVENTURE. Fucking twigs coming out of their shitty forest, thinking they're better than everyone else and have right to tell "mortals" how to do shit.
Austin Baker
Fun, adventure, sunshine, all the reasons in the world to keep living.
Julian Clark
>reasons to keep living.
*reasons to die due to complacency
FTFY
Grimdark dnd isn't walk in the park.
Easton Parker
>GS dies.
>Elf is sad but manages to move on.
>Priestess goes insane and becomes GS 2, she actually has the level of Doomguy.
>Elf now is always tracking down GS 2 and tryinh to stop her madness and make her use her power "to actual heroic work" like what Haruhi does.
Liam Wright
Post the totem pole
Nathaniel Kelly
Now that brings me back, but i don't have that comic.
Ian Wood
Year One is boring, most of the time it just killing goblins, normally, & bring nothing new to the story.
Jaxson Jenkins
>bring nothing new to the story
John Morales
Ohh! Irrelevant oneshot girls that will never appear again get raped! How important! It really adds to the story!
Isaac Ortiz
Explain the Priestess goes insane meme for the inattentive in the audience please?
Jonathan Thompson
Fucking rapefags
Gavin Bell
And goblin dick. Don't forget how important is to finally learn it's size from canon source.
Elijah Sanchez
GS dies, Priestess loses it and kills everything, simple as that.
Jacob Taylor
And Haruhi kills her, don't forget that .
Camden Russell
Next demon lord material.
Daniel Garcia
>Meme.
Priestess literally have Meme Magic at her disposal, why do you think when she pray "Bring him (GS) happiness" the gods bring her to him?
Austin Flores
That makes no sense? Why she would? Insane Priestess would only go for goblins. Also, is canon that, if GS is not around, Priestess acts like him and this scares Elf.
Kevin Sanchez
>for millennia, the Green Flame of the Forest has visited the Lands of Humanity
>tales of her deeds differ.. some claim her a bringer of mirth and gaiety, an ever-youthful spirit of joy and play
>but such tales grow sparser and sparser with every generation, and even some claim her to be a Revenant of the Forest
>those who dare walk with her eventually become afflicted by a madness.. doomed to forevermore flush out goblin nests until they die, and the cackling Elfin Witch seeks out another hapless fool
>the truth is only known to a select few.. once upon a time, the High Elf Archer befriended a human struck mad with grief, and upon his death another.. and another.. and another.. and has forevermore become the shepherd of the Goblin Slayer, her once immaculate beauty fading into a mass of scars and bone fracture depressions, her verdant hair gone grey, her eyes grown dull and vacant, and her skills honed to a reality bending degree
>it is never enough
>the Goblin Slayer is doomed to die, and the young soul who looked up to him the most will have his mind shattered likewise
Chase Brooks
nah she dies dog death after going muh adventure
Henry Sanchez
>Why she would?
Because this world is not big enough for 2 mary sues.
Ryan Cooper
*Anal elf.
Camden Baker
>Because this world is not big enough for 2 mary sues.
Kek, whole reason Reality introduced gobs into the world is to counter an avalanche of Mary Sues that flooded the table, thanks to Fantasy.
All of them are lawful dumb and cannot roll mercy checks for shit without suffering alignment penalties, so almost all die to gobs.
Ian Sanchez
>butt first
Uncultured swine don't they have doors in forests?
Juan Russell
I love this dork!
Luke Bailey
I still don't understand what you are saying. Is this spoilers from the untranslated material? Are you just being edgy?
Brayden Howard
Yes.
Brody Reed
It's just memes.
Aaron Russell
user, don't believe everything they post here. Some parts are true, others are shitposting and some parts and kind of true but exaggerated.
Jaxson Morales
Then I'd be betting against all odds that heruhi dies.
Cooper Sullivan
What is sex with this elf like?
Hudson Lewis
Boring unless you literally try to kill her. Cons of long lifespans and shit libido.
Lucas Gonzalez
I can't imagine doing anything with her to be boring.
Alexander Gutierrez
A breath of fresh air for Elven character design.
- Eyes aren't Blue
- Not Blonde
- No Cow Tits
(Btw, I'm not hating on any of those traits, I'm just tired of literally every elf character having them)
Alexander Lewis
Is just a theory about what would happen if GS dies. Not one doubts Priestess would go insane.
But is true that Priestess is a in universe (as GS world is a D&D game played by gods) mary sue with insane potential and that lately she has been becoming...warped.
Brandon Brown
I like that she doesn't become a ninja when she is fighting without the bow.
Hudson Ortiz
>tried to post this image
>image already exists
since when was this shit on Yea Forums?
Jason Flores
how could she bust the door down? she's so flat no ass no tits.
Colton Sanders
>no ass
Isaiah Price
Her genki pushes the door open.
Carter Perry
what if i just like, dumped these characters in my d&d game via some magic junk.
Colton Hughes
MINGE
Benjamin Walker
And she immediately goes to help GS whereas Priestess just yet again pisses herself for the twelfth time.
Brandon Allen
Priestess is a rookie while Elf is a silver rank.
Michael Sanders
>pisses herself for the 2nd time.
Seriously, if you want to hate on Priestess that's fine. But stop making shit up. You guys act like she pisses herself every other chapter. Heaven help her if she ever shits a little.
Levi Jenkins
Nigger she had half her shoulder bitten out
Nathaniel Bell
She pees herself in her sleep in between chapters.
Come to think of it, does Fantasy piss herself?
Camden Torres
>kissing
That is correct, this is how Elves get you pregnant.
>touching
No, touching an elf is a quick route to easing certain ailments such as melancholy and depression. Their skin has properties which are beneficial to mental and physical health, much like standing in the sunshine or drinking water have.
>holding
Again, related to the above. Holding them close and near to your own body increases the beneficial effects of touching elven flesh.
>breeding
Now this is straight propaganda. It is perfectly acceptable to breed elves. How else are there going to be more elves? Denying elves to future generations of man is a war crime. It is a solemn and express duty to breed elves so that there are more elves.
Jayden Ross
Mexican here, I can appreciate an Aryan goddess, but elves deserve the gulag
Ethan Jenkins
Priestess just got her fucking shoulder bitten off, asshole.
Joseph Stewart
Elf got almost raped, and is indecent. Yet she still puts her nakama over her pride.
Priestess becomes incontinent at the first sign of trouble. She pissed herself well before she got bit too.
Leo Evans
>got almost raped
She's not missing three kilos of her meat and a liter of blood
Parker Ward
How come a character pissing herself = ok for normal manga, but shiting herself is only ok for porn manga? I mean, obviously shit is much grosser, but it's essentially the same concept.
James Lee
>Elf got almost raped
But that's normal for elves
Eli Perry
>almost
Should have gotten raped so purityfags and elffags popped a brain aneurysm
Carter Ross
Women have weak bladders. Shitting yourself accidentally is much harder for a healthy person than pissing.
Jordan Foster
Go kill yourselves
Jaxson Johnson
Your both gay
Wyatt Ross
Retarded gob asking to get banned.
Grayson Bennett
>butthurt samefag
Enjoy your ban.
Lucas Gray
Amputation is shit-tier
Begone, filth
Thomas Martin
Damn looks like Priestess was built to get gobbed
Isaac Nelson
Have to post this to counter that disgusting shit.
Liam King
Faceless fat old man = goblin?
Julian Reed
Cripple stuff is cute but it's 95% abuse and similar garbage
Landon White
I think Priestess would come to love it fairly quickly.
Zachary Martinez
The keyword is "almost". Priestess did lost a good chunk of her shoulder. Once she collect herself, she manage to cast resurrection to heal GS.
Why don't the virgin Elf do that instead? Too prideful to pray to gods over her nakama?
Robert Flores
What manga is that? What's the next pages like? Her spell list makes is sound like she's going to try to swim naked through it then set the slime on fire.
Ryan Gomez
A cannibal
Landon Baker
Exactly what she's going to do.
It's full page just saucenao it or just search panda for elf monster english, I'm not going over there today anymore.
Liam Ross
no, there might be a penis
do a 360 and run away
Justin James
Ignore those subhuman gob posts.
Jayden Kelly
> Once she collect herself, she manage to cast resurrection to heal GS.
Now priestessfags lie even with translated volumes. Sword Maiden casted resurrection not her.
Brayden Morgan
>she manage to cast resurrection to heal GS
That was SM you retard.
Priestess was just used as a prop by SM to cast it.
Sebastian Morales
>gobbed goods casting high-tier divine spell
Benjamin Powell
>incontinent level 1 rookie who can't cast anything above minor heal casting a high level spell
Henry Perez
Ok, you mong. I guess the LN lied.
Jacob Cooper
I just wanted to belittle SM and diminish her value as a woman because lashing out on strong female characters is what I do for a hobby.
Jose Hughes
>joke's on you, I was just pretending to be retarded
Levi Miller
>SM
>strong female character
Hardly.
Jaxon Lopez
>thread created one month after Vol. 1
Isaac Morales
When will priestess learn that being a homewrecker is wrong?
Lucas Morgan
Well she bounced back after gobbing, for the most part.
I am above pretending.
Nicholas Gonzalez
When childhood friends finally learn to grow a spine.
Brayden Bailey
Male or female?
Cameron Phillips
Any spine would do.
Andrew Barnes
Guild Girl will win.
Camden Davis
Award for nepotism
Sebastian Smith
Anatomically incorrect spine triggers me
Brody Rodriguez
Typically female. GS cannot qualify as a male example because he is currently not pursuing or anticipating a relationship. In this scenario, any romantic advancement must be done by CG or another suitable girl.
Grayson Bell
I thought predators didn't hunt prey with disabilities.
He was just born different, user.
Anthony Hughes
Meant for this
Ethan Rivera
>Nepotism
Nolan Morales
It's a progressive Predator. Disabilities and congenital abnormalities are no longer diseases, but natural variations of human diversity. :^)
Benjamin Reed
The pleasure of being cummed inside.
Jaxon Peterson
Actually from collectors point of view abnormalities are more valuable.
Ian Rogers
Well, I guess that's what they wanted.
Just so we don't stray too much from the topic, what happens to people with disabilities in the GS universe?
Adrian Rogers
They get called gobs and have a tendency for sexual assault
Angel Johnson
You don't work? You die. Simple as that.
Connor Price
I imagine life as a disabled peasant must be tough indeed.
Dominic Baker
Nope. Elves are for irresponsibly cumming inside on a fertile day and not taking responsibility.
Justin Jackson
>not flat
Fake elf.
Evan Myers
DELETE
Colton Richardson
t. speed reader.
The maiden is the one that pray. SM only maiden in her name.
>lie.
Like how training ground is GG effort?
Daniel Robinson
>Elves are for irresponsibly cumming inside on a fertile day
My nigg-
>and not taking responsibility
Aaaaand you lost me.
Colton Long
>inb4 I was only pretending to be a retard
Jordan Peterson
>not possible for a priestess of Obsidian rank to perform ALONE.
Yes, can you read? She perform the ritual, SM show how & help her.
Joseph Allen
Holy crap you got BTFO quickly
Although I guess you can’t expect much from a likely animeonly who got that ss from anoth GS thread.
Hunter Russell
Priestess was nothing more than a catalyst like DS dust and LP bones and teeth
Daniel Russell
No, it clearly said the MAIDEN have to pray with her whole being & she can't do it ALONE.
Wait & learn to read
Parker Murphy
You again. You tried posting the same argument months ago.
Daniel James
Do you like the fact GS is handsome or it triggers you?
Nicholas Watson
>Wait & learn to read
Says the ESLer. No wonder you’re having a hrd time with comprehension.
Lucas Roberts
Looks generic af. No face needed ever be shown.
Benjamin Howard
The best part about this picture is the concerned look on Guild Girls' face. That, and the fact that you can't see Gobbo Slayer's face, really makes it feel like everyone is rightfully acknowledging her as the most retarded person in the room. Like she's so retarded that you can't even mock her, just pity her. An appropriate reaction to diaperfags.
Jordan Gomez
Underated. My disappointment is immeasurable.
Luke Cruz
I like it, it wouldn't make sense for the girls to like a bland looking guy and the fact that it triggers the uglyanons and selfinsertfags is a bonus.
Jonathan Young
I think it would've been pretty funny if he was ugly.
Aiden Young
A rape victim
Ayden Bailey
What? Did "maiden", "pray" & "alone" have some secret meaning only recognizable by peed reader & typist? Again?
Carter Johnson
Regardless of Priestess praying or not, all she had to do was sleep with him and he would've been healed either way. SM was the one to cast the spell, but because she wasn't a virgin, she needed the body of one, and Priestess just happened to be there. That's it.
Jason Rodriguez
You are making the most sense, but don't bother. This isn't the first time the user tried arguing that Priestess can actually cast Resurrection.
Nolan Cox
Alexander Ross
It's a pretty good reaction.
Jaxon Hernandez
Forgot pic.
Brandon Sullivan
Besides what you posted, this one is probably the best hypothetical for GS' face. It's too bad the original artist is a (scarily good) GSxSpearman artist.
It's always the yaoi artists...
Brody Gutierrez
Jeremiah Martinez
Ah fuck, forgot.
Gabriel Moore
This.
Imagine not wanting to hear the pitter patter of several little elf feet.
Logan Foster
>If a MAIDEN who served the gods would PRAY with her whole being, then the gods would hear her supplication.
>a miracle not possible for a priestess of Obsidian rank to perform ALONE.
>few besides Sword Maiden had likely ever offered this supplication to the gods.
That's it. Seriously, it is pretty easy read.
She can't, not by herself, but she isn't just laying there sleeping either.
Lincoln Morris
Guild Girl is the best part of everything.
Noah Thompson
*Anvil elf.
Daniel Gomez
Warning: GAY
Justin Collins
This one isn't too bad, especially when you can't read nip. It's the other part of the image set that require the eye-cleansers.
Gabriel Collins
Ok, fag, keep your headcannon. You're just repeating yourself.
Evan Thomas
Searching for just GS when looking for fanart is almost always a safe bet.
Jordan Harris
Why did the author give the title an exclamation mark?
Josiah Green
Left or Right?
Mason Brown
And you're just repeating yourself by your own words, not the source material. Now show which part from the LN that say Priestess is just sleeping during the ritual & SM cast it alone.
Christopher Bennett
Well, what are they saying.
Joshua Gray
Cute babu!
Chase Sanchez
Let's go back to why you're arguing this shit in the first place.
>Once she collect herself, she manage to cast resurrection to heal GS.
No she fucking didn't. She didn't "manage" to do it. SM did, and Priestess helped with her body. She wasn't the one to make the heavy lifting in any way, SM was the one to pray to the gods, and even if Priestess didn't ask pretty please with a cherry on top, it would've worked and GS would've been healed, because SM was the one that asked for it to happen in the first place.
Adrian Carter
Don't trust myself to understand it all, but the main idea is that Spearman ends up internally gushing about how GS is really cute, and GS offers Spearman some water in concern.
Jose Hernandez
All the girls deserve love!
Isaac Smith
Well that was gay.
Owen Cook
What did you expect?
Xavier Wilson
Translation never.
Joshua Cruz
>SM was the one to pray to gods.
>GS would've been healed, because SM was the one that asked for it to happen in the first place.
And I repeat myself, from the LN with a bit of highlight:
>If a MAIDEN who served the gods would PRAY with her whole being, then the gods would hear her supplication.
SM isn't a maiden, should I post that part too?.
Adam Martinez
Translation?
Christopher Rodriguez
Never ever ever. I hope that GSxCG doujin translator will take on this endeavor, but until then we'll just keep waiting forever.
Jonathan Foster
based, triggers the facelets
Jace Sanchez
That doujin pisses me off, GS is way too OoC for my tastes.
Blake White
>miracle not possible for a priestess of obsidian rank
You are not too smart for a troll
Juan Diaz
Then you're saying Priestess did most of the work on this super high level spell only a few with the knowledge and ability to pull it off could do, despite being only a low level adventurer? Just because it says MAIDEN, which could very well mean "(of a woman, especially an older one) unmarried"?
Stop trying to give Priestess such undeserved credit.
Connor Morris
If all it requires is a maiden why is a super rare and normally extremely expensive spell to perform.
You’re nothing but a stupid ESL. Please learn some more English before trying to interpret it from a book.
Levi Sanders
"I know how to please a woman", right? Unfortunate, since it's probably the highest quality doujin we have available.
Dude, as a Priestessfag all that I'll say to you is that you're embarrassing yourself.
Gabriel Turner
>those poses
Nfffffff
Joshua Walker
GG and SM ones have higher art quality.
Colton Thompson
>lizard and dwarf jojoposing
best ever thing.
Jason Gomez
I think you may be replying to the wrong person.
Austin Price
>Copy that
Adrian Thompson
Maybe Gihaha will do another, but they seem to have already moved on. Ah well, pantyhose is nice.
Yep, fuck me for not reading closely enough.
Hunter Gray
They're not as cute though.
Xavier Watson
Hey guys, would you look at that. Something new came up.
Asher Perez
>Licking the helmet
Robert Baker
I am confused over the page with the other girls.
Luis Adams
Looks like it was misplaced, like it should have been a bonus page for the end. Not that I don't appreciate it.
Luke Wilson
>"you shoudn't lick metal, you could get lock jaw"
Hunter Baker
>Voiced by Touyma Nao
Cheap slut
Brody Rivera
SM, what the fuck. You don't know what that helmet's been through.
Actually, you may, which makes this even dumber.
Dominic Moore
What would samurai think of this?
Julian Diaz
>miracle not possible for a priestess of obsidian rank (to perform alone.)
You even go as far as remove some words to support your argument?
Here we go again, what? "lonely feeling" doesn't mean lonely?
No, I'm saying Priestess did the miracle & SM show how & help her. Allow me to patch my first statement "Once she collect herself, she, with SM help, manage to cast resurrection to heal GS." I never want to imply she cast it by herself.
Because the maiden has to serve gods, some random peasant won't suffice.
Nolan Gray
Dead ones cannot think.
Grayson Young
>The user arguing about lonely was an ESL all along
Why am I not surprised?
Brayden Wilson
She totally would, though.
I'm an idiot. The text bubble for that page has SM suggesting that, anyways, he'll make a lot of girls happy.
Landon Gomez
Nothing will ever be as cute
Jackson Thompson
You should've figured that out when the lonely argument was taking place.
Brody Rodriguez
Priestess is now a moon bunny.
Justin Williams
I am joking I knew that already.He makeS the same mistake every time he haS to use the third person.
Jonathan Sullivan
You mean the one that interpret a common english word into something completely different?
I think third.
Caleb Butler
>Implying CG has the courage to say this.
Jackson Nguyen
Let's talk about Haruhi, why is she perfect?
Easton Myers
The wine gave her courage.
Jonathan Williams
To be fair, this is GS reassuring her and lending a helping hand. She totally can by then.
Once again, the issue is that GS was too conventionally smooth, not autistic smooth.
Isaiah Sullivan
It's a doujin, user. Anything can happen.
Owen Turner
Cooper Bell
I'm not even a rapefag but I hope she gets gobbed.
Nicholas James
It's bound to happen.
It's always brought up how even seasoned adventurers from time to time can underestimate weak creatures. Also when the gods role a critical fail from time to time.
I can't wait for the day to read it.
Camden Brooks
>T. Rapefag.
Logan Bailey
I will try to be very clear so you can understand.
What GS was feeling was impotence.
Impotence because a lot of things were happening in his life and he didn't know what to do about them and yes impotence is indeed a lonely feeling.
>Why was GS feeling impotence?
Because he didn't like that they were doing to his village but he can't do anything about it.
Because he didn't know how to help Priestess get promoted.
Because he didn't know how to help Negima.
Because he knew goblins were on the move but he didn't how, when or where they were going to attack.
For GS to feel lonely you have to invalid almost the whole volume and say that
>He didn't care about his village
>He didn't care about Negima
>He didn't care about a possible goblin attack that he knew it was coming.
No, he was just lonely because no priestess.
Dominic Jackson
Cute.
Eli Stewart
>long stockings
>Miniskirt
>Plain shirt that crashes with the other two
REEEEEEEEEEE!!! I hate this!
William Nguyen
Priestess is now... this thing
Jaxson Myers
You better fucking delete this before everyone jumps at your throat.
Jeremiah Morris
Delet
Ryder Cruz
I'll delete it in 6 minutes but I want more people to see it.
Isaac Davis
God damned furfags.
Here's your (You).
Isaiah Harris
Still would.
Jaxson Walker
Impotence use totally different kanji. This is kanji & word for lonely, previously in the book it read as lonely when very similar word used by priestess. The author even give furigana which the only two instances it happen with this kanji so you didn't read it wrong. The point is goblin slayer & priestess feel the same.
goblin slayer isn't worried about priestess promotion he trust her, he manage to help teenage wizard with dwarf druid & he is indifferent about his village.
I never corrected this because this part looks fine. English is about my fourth language but I never know english lonely have even more variance than the japanese version.
Isaac Martinez
God is not in his heaven.
James Rodriguez
CURSED
Landon Phillips
Now it's gone. Have this instead.
Asher Rodriguez
Thanks boo.
Fucking furfags.
Brandon Wood
>4 languages and lacks reading comprehension.
Such a waste.
Hunter Edwards
You didn't get banned for that?
Adrian Stewart
Why would I? I deleted it because I said I would
Adrian Watson
Mods have banned me for less.
Jaxon Campbell
Reminder to not trust jew press translations, they can do massive fuck ups.
Ethan Rogers
They still won't trust you either.
Leo Price
I still don't get why they did this. GS was supposed to say something like "hold on" in relation to Priestess bully calling him old in the previous page, so where the fuck this "is not a date" came from?
Luis Harris
Interracial marriage is a mistake.
That word can't be interpreted as anything but lonely. It is previously used as lonely. It is lonely. Impotence or vain or hopeless use whole different kanji. Kanji is numerous because they have specific meaning for specific use.
Elijah Gray
It seems so incongruent too. What does him being on a date have to do with his age?
Cameron Cruz
See, with this and the vol 2 stuff I know you lack reading comprehension. Everything has to be literal, you don't get anything unless it's spelled it out for you. That conversation lasts like 4 page and that girl(Priestess) is only mentioned in one line and that is after the "lonely" part there is even an AND that means it is a different topic.
Camden Lee
Would you say she is more tsun or more dere?
Isaiah White
I would say she is more...TRASH.
Blake Cox
Mason Gomez
Keep going
Samuel Rivera
Ok, Elf is a bitch and will keep living alone.
Kayden Lopez
I'd rape her.
Cooper Nelson
She loves living alone, though.
Chase Torres
About what? Pray tell.
Dominic Baker
それに is different than and. It can be used for same topic. First and second sentence is one part. You can translated it as (in addition) if you want more direct meaning. 寂しい literally & figuratively mean lonely and can't be translated as something too far from that.
I can't remember clearly what volume 2 is about.
Michael Green
Delete this horrible artstyle.
Hunter White
I give up, you are too literal. Keep thinking what you want but stop trying to force it into everyone else.
Joseph Gonzalez
You are forcing your way into everyone else too.
Juan Adams
Dude, you're the one that trying to change common English word, Japanese kanji WITH FURIGANA and defend Yen Press version FOR THIS PART ONLY just to force your own interpretation.
Levi Garcia
Can you two stop already? Is annoying.
Evan White
It is not just literal the kanji can't be used as impotence. That is too far even without furigana. Author can use 絶望 or many many kanji that mean impotence if author intended to do that. The official english translation with lonely feeling is ok. I don't know it can be read as anything else beside lonely.
Thomas Cooper
Isn't his face scarred? I guess he is handsome in the same sense as Snake is handsome, which is completely fine by me. I only would hate it if it was some bishonen.
Easton Wright
Just some minor scars like the one across his nose.
Hudson Thompson
Being a disgusting chestlet
Adam Ramirez
Don't alienate the autistic people they make the board more fun.
Jayden Price
considering she pisses herself... this would actually be an improvement
Brandon Hill
Have sex with an actual woman and not a tranny.
Evan Baker
And hearing small voices say "Papa!" Right?
Easton Howard
And where is user that want to post summary for drama cd? We currently get another jap user to help recheck it.
Kayden Murphy
Sorry, I've been busy. Give 1 or 2 hours and I'll post it.
Luke Collins
Prologue
Btw when I say Best girl = Guild Girl.
The CD starts with best girl waking up (half naked), Washes her face and body with cold water which awakens her even more. She starts to change to go work before doing a count of goblin quest that she had previously written down to prepare them for GS. She realizes that she was a little late and hurries away, picks up her mirror (a gift from her parents) to correct her hair later and leaves without breakfast. She starts talking to herself describing how she is doing, like a letter sent to her parents (basically narrates what she wrote to her parents in the letter), thanking them for the gift and saying that they shouldn't worry about her, that every day is a good day, helping people through the adventures and the friends she made.
End of Prologue
Easton Ward
Based. Also, which drama cd is this? The first?
Logan Sanchez
>Btw when I say Best girl = Guild Girl.
Redundant, but continue
Joshua Anderson
Isaac Thompson
Best girl is already on the guild, she is ordering some missions for the adventurers eventually separating those that are goblins, she talks about all the work done in the day (receiving quest for villages, sorting them by rank of adventurers and adjusting the rewards) then Spearman arrives at the guild with Witch. He shouts "Receptionist-san" and the Witch her manner of speak just says "He...llo". Best girl ignores the euphoric scream of Spearman and simply says "Good morning, how may I help you?" He a little sad says "We just completed a mission" he presumes that he quickly finished that creature. Witch simply answers "That ended without much inconveniences". Best girl offers a potion of resistance (obviously he has to pay for it) and he receives it very happy. He asks "If he (GS) has appeared" best girl says that he hasn't come to guild yet. They talk a little about GS (who apparently has made a request to him instead of Witch) they take another quest and then they retire.
Jonathan Rogers
has the volume where we thought cowgirl was getting gobbed come out yet?
Jeremiah Ortiz
Best girl checks that Spearman's adventure is in order. She starts wondering about GS. A few seconds later He and Priestess arrive to the guild.She salutes them and GS responds with a cold "Hello", Priestess tells him that he should say a few more words. GS asks if there are any goblin quests, best girl replies "yes", gives hin the details about them, He speculates that there is still for things not to get worse. Best girl asks him if he will go with his regular party, GS says "If they are not busy I will ask them". Priestess says that she will look for them at the bar. Again Best Girl speaks to herself about the day to day of the adventurers, taking quests, completing them and receiving payment although in some cases they do not always return.
Adam Wood
The scene moves to the bar, where Priestess, Erufu, Lizardbro and Dwarf are. Erufu is sleepy and she had her mouth dry. Priestess asks if she is ok and if she wants to go on a quest. Erufu replies "yes" but first she asks for some water. GS tells her that they have a goblin quest. Erufu mocks him and says "obviously". GS explains the details of the quest and then there is a fight between Erufu and the dwarf for teasing her about drinking water or wine. Lizardbro calms the situation and talks about strategies to deal with the mission. Spearman appears asking GS "where was he?" since he had a request that he had asked him. Although originally it was an assignment for Witch, it was a magic item (a ring) GS gives the payment to Spearman, although he feels bad about it he takes it. Erufu goes crazy to know what that ring can do, but GS doesn't tell her. It seems that this ring has some elementary properties. It isn't know correctly since GS doesn't want to say it in case a goblin gets to steal it. Spearman goes on date (adventure) with Witch and the party marches to the place of the goblin quest.
I'm like 1/3 into the CD but I am sleepy so I'll continue later.
Jeremiah Russell
Thank you translator user, you're doing the lords work
Carson Hernandez
a greenlit second season
Lucas Jones
Elves are annoying because they're literally humans with pointy ears. The vast knowledge and architecture of elves are written and blueprinted by humans, thus it's the vast knowledge of humans.
Cameron Baker
How can a holy maiden be so lewd?
Juan Peterson
She's a priestess of a fertility goddess dancing at harvest time.
Easton Ross
Because.
Priestess is perfect. She’s absolutely beautiful in an innocent way, but being in a work with lots of ugly and brutal rape just makes her chastity even more alluring. Those fanservice scenes which bring attention to her juicy thighs or budding breasts are even more sweet because we all know in the back of our minds how horrifically the pleasure of her body could be extracted if just one thing goes wrong on a quest. She is the only one who really seems to love GS in a selfless way, wishing to understand the strange man and heal him in whatever ways she can. She is humble and kind in a way that’s pretty rare, refusing to believe that she’s anything else than a low leveled healslut rather than an ss-tier nuke which we know she has the capability to be. The only conceivable problem with her is simply that she’s too perfect. But if I didn’t mind women being less than perfect I probably would be consorting with 3dpd.
John Mitchell
>nearly blows up party just to needlessly field test dust explosion
>attracts horde he then brings the roof down on with no knowledge of what's above them
Owen Johnson
I dont know what kind of fetish you have, but a plain shirt to draw attention to the thighs is standard protocol.
Jonathan Evans
cope
Owen Wilson
>>Yea Forums
Chase Hall
>no stupid penis hat
Luis Parker
Wait, is not this the drama disk about the fire ring?
William Moore
and yet she is a gross pissbabu who dreams of gobs
Adrian Martinez
seething
Caleb Sanchez
>The alternative plan is long hit & run battle with enemy unknown, even for narrator & battle of attrition against champion & 50+ goblins.
I'll take dust explosion & roof fall. At least if the plan fail, it'll be quick death.
Luis Bennett
Stay mad and jealous
Camden Hughes
Vote for Remove Gob to join the Yea Forums roster. you can also drop a vote for any others you like as well as suggest your own ideas in the Write-in section. Write-ins hold a bit more weight and with enough support, could find a spot on the team.
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Adam Kelly
Levi Perry
>obnoxious vapid cunt is also a slob
Figures.
Juan Sanders
Why they hired this artist?
Asher Fisher
Elf looks hot as fuck when her half naked body is covered with goblin blood.
Luke Nguyen
Priestess’ raped face reminds me of The Clockwork Orange.
Xavier Gonzalez
Don’t worry Elf is there to console Pisstess after her rape.
David Perez
>in the end they give up on the GSbowl, retreat to the woods and have lesbian sex every day
Henry Mitchell
A perfect example of how to water a character down between adaptations for some unknown reason. Elf is so much fun and more of a badass in the manga.
Austin Rivera
Context of the picture?
Ethan Rodriguez
Over the chainmail?
Seriously?
Bentley Clark
The princess stole Priestess chainmail, leaving a big jewel as "payment". Priestess is devastated because the chainmail is her most valuable possession, is the first thing GS praised her for.
Liam Cruz
>more of a badass
retarded american
Daniel Flores
Yes, GS praised her for it.
Grayson Harris
Shy teenage girls, crying over feelings of confusion and helplessness? Say it isn't so!
Chase Gonzalez
Elves are the best
Michael Peterson
At the end they rescue the princess, she apologizes and becomes Priestess fangirl.
Dylan Brooks
Elves are shit.
Daniel Johnson
How come all goblin babies from humanoid females seem to be 100% goblins?
Do the goblins have to take care of the females they breed to make sure babies come out?
How fast do these babies come out?
If goblins couldn't abduct humanoid females, would they naturally die out?
Are there female goblins?
William Carter
Goblins work like parasities, think in the alien facehungers.
When the gobs have a smart leader, they make sure the gobs don't just rape them to death.
Nobody knows, is assume is very fast.
They can reproduce with anything female.
No.
Landon Perez
And Priestess had to kill nerfed demon lord to get it back.
Asher Myers
So they could fuck a cow and a gob will still pop out? What form of power is this?
Carson Thompson
It's a power of the magical realm.
Jordan Foster
in DnD, it is canon for goblins to fuck wolves, boars, actual panthers and any monster with a vagina.
Noah Rogers
Are you sure you're not mistaking them for gnolls? IIRC they're the /d/eviants that impregnate their females with demon spawn and rape captives until they become gnolls in mindset.
Jonathan Gutierrez
Dude, in this world magic exists, that alone should tell you everything.
Oliver Scott
Autism speaks.
>stench of dried piss made the elf faint
When diapers are not enough.
Looks more like she's bawling over staining the bed again from excitement after her nightly gob wet dreams.
Jackson Williams
Fellows, it is time to accept. The true solution is not one or the other, it is both.
Aiden Johnson
Magic explaining how body physiology works? I don't really want to accept that goblin sperm is magical in nature because that's the easy way out. I kinda want a more biological explanation. Like how it mutates an ovum and forcibly changes its dna.
Isaac Cruz
Why the fuck you people insist in applying science in fantasy? The gods can literally spawn monsters out of the nowhere from the "monster manual", the world keeps retconning itself in real time to make the new dungeons, monsters, towns the gods keep adding look like they always where there. And yet you are here, losing your mind over how the goblins doesn't make any scientific sense.
Nicholas Hernandez
m8 I h8 to dict8 but you must differenti8 true opinions from b8
Angel Gomez
Believe me, I have seen anos who are really serious about discussing how goblins doesn't make biological sense.
Jason Miller
Nathaniel Adams
Is that story finished? Did Priestess scold the princess for stealing her shit like that?
Matthew Taylor
It's volume 8, so we haven't got the full details for ourselves yet.
Jackson Howard
That is from volume 8 and nope, the Princess was regretful, Priestess had no reason to scold her. Plus the princess joined Priestess temple because she wants to be like her, she can't be mad.
Daniel Parker
>manga is barely into volume 4
Just kill me.
Isaiah Rodriguez
>CHEESE build, utility druid, meta-gamer, & mary sue
Ok
Who is who?
Asher Morris
The manga is about halfway through volume 3, but volume 4 is covered by the brand new day spin-off. So the main manga should go straight to volume 5 after 3 is done.
Zachary Hall
>metagamer
Goblin Slayer
>CHEESE build
Lizardman since he likes cheese it's a caster subrace with martial attributes
>utility druid
Dorf
>mary sue
Like you don't know.
Christopher Powell
Is this bait?
Lincoln Brown
>mary sue
A second rate one. Hero is going to effortlessly cuck her, then leave the child for rearing by the diapered piss baboon.
Xavier Thomas
But hero is for spearman
Sebastian Foster
It's not about whether or not they make sense based on real life biology, I just like to see different possibilities of how things work. Of course I accept that "it just werks", but there's nothing wrong wanting to hear different explanations of how gob babby is formed. Like extra lore details.
Jacob Gonzalez
Gobsperm enters egg, makes babbie grow inside rape sow. Rape sow shit out gobabbie who then rapes rape sow and makes new son-brother.
There.
Carter Hill
Goblins are actally all female that inject parasites in female humanoid womb, the parasites develop into goblins in a few weeks.
Caleb Myers
Based
Henry Taylor
I didn't say she was staying with GS. Just leaving their child to be raised by the stupid hat cuck queen while the harem expands around the true Sue. Spearman isn't enough man for her, either.
Alexander Robinson
>not enough
maybe but she can cuck titty witch while she's at it
Jordan Butler
It should go like this
>spearman finally gets over GG
>goes after the heroine
>but she has fallen for another guy while he was busy fawning of the guild strumpet
>spearman stuck in an eternal loop where he only ends up falling for girls that are in love with someone else
>witch goes insane in the background
Gavin Lopez
I'll continue
Reminder Best girl = Guild Girl
Back to guild, Best girl is talking to herself about how quiet the guild becomes when all the adventurers take their quest, she says it's reassuring but at the same time lonely then Cowgirl and the Uncle enter the guild, both girls greet each other and the uncle greets her and apologizes if his niece and GS caused her trouble. Best girl tells him that this has never happened rather that they help a lot (Cowgirl with the delivery of products and GS doing GS things). They (CG and the uncle) start a small discussion respecting to work , best girl tells that the uncle acts like CG father, he apologizes and goes to unload the merchandise. Best girl is worried if she said something she should't but CG tells her she shouldn't worry that that comment only embarrassed him since he feels like her father, both share a moment of talk and tea.
Henry Williams
Back with GS and the party in the cave where the mission was listed. Erufu talks about not hearing any goblin footsteps, the whole group begins to talk about how to act in this mission, analyzing possibilities, GS talks about how he would act if he lost and the group complains about his comments but then say that it's something natural of him. Erufu stops everyone since she heard heavy footsteps and armor. All are prepared and apparently were goblins with dwarf armor, that annoys the dwarf of course, all are prepared to face them, then Priestess begins with a miracle and everyone goes to fight.
Samuel Perez
>all those cringe "cutesy" breathing noises
It's like I'm watching a hentai blindfolded.
Dominic Hughes
Back to the guild with CG and Best Girl taking tea, both talk about their date with GS. CG says what they ate, where they went and that she got a gift (didn't mention it was a ring). Best girl says something similar happened but instead of a gift she was saved by him twice (first when she fell off the stairs and about the rhea) but she doesn't want to give much details about that. The Best girl starts talking about adventurers and adventures but she is worried about the newbies and the search for a place to train them (so this is before vol 6) and bout how GS has helped the past few years and how he has changed. CG says that he really has changed, best girl thinks the same and more since he formed his group.
Adam Morgan
Not amarican.
Sebastian Fisher
>T. Rapefag
Matthew Morris
>Fell of the stairs
What? She didn't.
Carson Walker
What is jealously coloring the truth?
Aaron Moore
Or maybe she did fell when they were walking down from the rooftop (the manga still hasn't reached this part)
Tyler Jenkins
It represents happy elf goodbye.
Nathan Harris
Back to GS and the group killing goblins, Erufu is criticized by Dwarf because some of her arrows didn't hit the goblins head but the armor. She silenced him by several headshots in a row, the priestess uses her sling to give a headshot to a goblin, GS says "Good work". Erufu makes a little pout because he didn't say the same thing to her, dwarf says that she cannot claim that when she has experience and Priestess not much with range weapons. Lizardbro asks GS about the actions of the goblins and how they should act, for the reduced space using one of his dragontooth warriors is not a good idea but they could advantage of the narrow space. GS has an idea and Priestess uses Protection, Erufu says that this miracle is more useful than the dwarf and they begin to argue, Lizardbro calms them. GS tells Erufu to use the ring he has, at first she didn't know how to use it but dwarf tells her to recite a spell. Erufu does it and it creates a fireball and burns many goblins, many goblins were burned by the warming of the armor they used, GS says "it worked pretty well", dwarf was a little impressed, Erufu couldn't believe what she saw then uses a spell again but this time of wind ( to expand the fire and cut some goblins). Priestess couldn't believe that a simple ring harbored such power, she speaks about the usefulness and power of the ring and if the goblins steal it it would be difficult for them to use if they don't know how to recite the spell. Erufu feels bad for using the ring because she doesn't like the combination of elements. GS says "it's okay" that the ring was used to check its effectiveness but he will not use it again, he apologizes to Erufu for asking her to use it. She says he doesn't need to apologize, the group ask if can come but and GS say "yes, we finish the goblin hunt".
Ian Scott
Ryan James
Someone should make new thread so I can finish this.
Mason King
Do you have the long summary of drama CD 1?
Easton Turner
No, sorry.
Parker Edwards
I should have know...GGfag.
Charles Hill
>my waifu thread reached over 500 posts
I am a proud father.
Brandon Reed
>Priestessfag doesn't have her cd summary.
Pathetic
Logan Hill
Now you have to make sure your thread ends with a pic of elf.
Jeremiah Mitchell
Gavin Evans
Brody Perez
Reminder that GG is worst girl and masturbates to the horrible deaths of the adventurers she happily sends to the rape caves
Connor Clark
>Seething
Thomas Rivera
Get lost, you strumpet.
Jackson Cook
Jose Sanders
She is too good to argue with someone like (you)
Xavier King
Andrew Wilson
More like she's too boring and forgettable to argue with anyone at all.
Jayden Edwards
Prime gobbing material.
Jackson Thompson