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>When is the movie coming out?
No date announced, but its schedule for this year
>S3?
Nothing announced yet
>Where do i read the novels?
cgtranslations.me/konosuba/
>Who is best girl?
Vanir
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>3 days to hit bump limit
Dead franchise
every modern animu is dead
>Vanir is best girl
Based and correctpilled
Ok, I'll get this shit show started.
Yunyun is the best crimson mage girl and Dodonko is the worst one. I non-ironically believe this.
In terms of what?
Because in cuteness Megumin is by far the cutest. Yunyun's social anxiety is a huge tunrnoff for everyone, except people with social autism that can relate, i suppose
This Don't turn it into a general.
>reddit spacing
oh boy, the layers of irony
Komekko is the cutest. Megumin is the most wifeable.
>Megumin is the most wifeable
Indeed, Kazuma chose the right one
There's no such no such thing as "reddit spacing."
How new? Not to Yea Forums(nel), the internet...
Ready to see more of Aqua-sama's power?
She literally does nothing in the movie, not that that isnt news
>Only 3 days
Amateurs
Your new is showing.
>Megumin gets her own movie
>Has the most quantity of figures and fanart
>Gets 2 spinoffs of her own
>Is the author's favorite character
>Won the MCbowl
How can others even compare?
I like you
They can't because it's plainly obvious that the author wrote the entire series around her and Kazuma is his self insert.
Need proof? Just look at Aqua and Darkness.
One note characters with words for names.
>Implying that's a bad thing
What're the chances of a S3 after the movie?
High. Let's face it, the movie will do good at the box office. Anyone denying it is a plain contrarian.
>except people with social autism that can relate
So all people here, and most people who partake in this hobby?
>Dodonko
Don't know who that is, but that certainly is the worst demon clan name I've seen thus far.
Yes, unironically. Yea Forums peeps are mostly socially awkward.
Now, Yunyun is not nearly as popular as your little headcanon believes it
The movie is novel vol 5, the sequel of the tv anime
and its the volume with the most focus on her besides vol 9.
Its basically a Megumin movie
>Hoost won't be in the movie
I never claimed she was the most popular. Just that I personally think she's the best crimson mage girl. I'm fine with others disagreeing.
Fair enough
Posting the best and cutest Konosuba couple
I unironically ship them
Reminder she won.
What does Aqua and Darkness do in this volume?
Nothing, like literally nothing.
Darkness has a couple of scenes, but nothing relevant
Even Yunyun is more relevant
We’re not at the Wolbach fight yet, user.
That sucks. Megumin/Yumyum/Komekko/Kazuma will all be fun at least.
I mean, becoming Trump and constantly repairing a wall, I wouldn't say that was her best use of power
That’s the best example of Aqua’s usefulness I could think of; if you’ve a better one, feel free.
I like to think that the battle against Beldia was the best use of her power. That was the only time she used her "flooding" which basically was the edge of the fight, apart from cueing Darkness from her instadeath
I want that image to be canon so bad
Fair point, but as I recall, Kazuma’s ridiculous luck was what saved the day, wasn’t it?
These are facts, but please never show this image ever again.
yeah, but its one of the few fights where Aqua was actually useful, so I prioritize that.
Megumin is still the one that has the Demon general Killstreak
I can accept that.
The author is a girl though.
No its not
here, some (You) so you can fuck off
what? dont like cute preggo teens?
Lewd little girls
What does she mean by this?
>sucky sucky five dorra
>me rove you rong time
Would Megumin survive childbirth?
Reminder that fucking Wiz is considered necrophilia
She was genetically design to breed user, those hips dont lie.
Besides, if for some reason there are complications Aqua can cure and revive her.
Fertilize Megumin's eggs, put them in Lalatina's womb, tell her she is being used a baby factory. Everyone is happy.
0:29
political correctness gets furiously angry.
An anime is attacked again in political correctness.
???
Its a comedy user, get the fuck back to /pol/
She's only MOSTLY dead. And mostly dead is slightly alive.
That sounds like necrophilia with extra steps
She is a man
Kazuma rejects her.
When this animation is aired, you will see the PC rage.
no, because traps arent new. you either are easily influenced or are underage. seriously dude, its a comedy, it has been done countless times before
Are these three posts pasta? I feel like I see them every fucking konosuba thread.
Kinda, its just shit and giggles user
>normalfag scum from Yea Forums and /pol/ will be flooding Yea Forums and spamming any potentially comfy Konosuba thread with REDPILLED and BASED posts about how literally who e-celebs and journalists on twitter are angry over Silvia being a trap
>145cms
>roughly 40kg
Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body.
I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.
how original user, you deserve a prize
instead of your autism post the fucking image
Give me your hat!
I only just picked up this series but I wanted to drop in to say the first ED is incredibly comfy
youtube.com
Memes aside its a really nice witch hat. Would wear it in a convention
yeah, I like the "middle ages" feel it has.
the second op is still my favorite of all op/ed
fucking pedo
>middle ages
oh yeah nothing like Subaru getting showered in waste and finding insects in his food
The S2 ED is the comfiest of all.
t. gerontophile
Like legit, the design is pretty nice
>14
>pedo
Whatever fag
fuck off
Yunyun is the perfect girl to settle for after your waifu rejects you.
those are so big they look unappealing, not that it matters for her anyway
GET ALONG
OR ELSE
Bite me
fucking necros
Might as well ask here. Which spin offs are worth checking out? At the very least, are there any I should avoid?
First Megumin spinoffs tell her story before the main ploy begins, they are alright
Vanir Spinoff is great, and gives you more context for the character
The second Megumin spinoff tells a side story that is referenced in the main plot, worth checking out as well
The Dust spinoffs are not that good, you won't miss anything if you ignore them
Thanks for the advice.
>series immediately died with the second season focusing almost entirely on Darkness
>focus on Megumin immediately revives it
How do we fix Darkness?
Serious answers in regards to making her a better character preferred.
Give her amnesia so we get a clean slate. Make her the mother of the group so she dotes on everyone
Literally her only problem is being a dick with Kazuma and Megumin.
Well, yeah, except this is Japanese media what we are talking about, winning before the series end calls for disaster
the overwhelmingly majority of her fanservice jokes aren't funny at all
You seriously underestimate the tumblrtard's ability to be triggered.
Go back in time and fix her character introduction so she doesn't get stuck as a one note masochist for way too long.
Also see
Wear pants you little slut
She does user. Insulting an imaginary character juts reafirms that you are an autist
oh fuck off, her worst problem is that she's a pervert masochist and literally nothing else. If you like that, awesome, but it's a huge flaw that that's all she has. For most of the people who don't clap like retards everytime they get a boner we hate her character
>posting the image that spawned off of it instead of the original pasta
why
Why is Kazuma's VA so much better than literally every other protagonist?
Because the image is funnier and more recognizable
He was told to play a character and not a blank slate to project yourself onto.
I mean if you're just gonna go ahead and say it
By this point it's too late. If you really want to fix her you need to go back in time and rewrite huge sections of her character. Maybe introduce her as a naive noble adventurer first instead of as a one note massive masochist.
Darkness is a really shitty character huh
And I thought Iris was the worst
Iris is the best. You shut your whore mouth.
Found the pedo
Shut
There is nothing wrong with being a hebephile. There is a lot wrong with liking the bland mary sue imouto.
thats why i said pedo user. Megumin is out of that range.
>not liking little sisters.
Is this what Yea Forums is now?
Imoutous are cute
Iris is a plot device and an out of place character that its only purpose is to serve as the imouto of the series, done wrong.
It doesnt help that her character doesnt struggle, she has practically a perfect life
She has already become a better character I think. It's just that everyone has already picked their favorites at this point or already just don't like her. She's fine the way she is now, since she adds another person to play straightman.
Megumin and Iris have the same body type. I don't see what difference 2 years makes meaningfully.
>Thousands of Megumin images
>almost none of her wearing pantyhose
Its banter user, dont take shit seriously
But Iris's cute.
And thats basically it user. She is as boring as an npc
Honestly the only reason of her popularity is because she is a loli, nothing else
I don't hate her that much. Seeing her get corrupted by Kazuma, making her two attendees go insane is pretty fun though.
whatever floats your boat. She is still a boring brat
Why would you want pantyhose, they look like shit.
Anal beads disguised as an hair ornament Clever girl
Thats a fucking grape user
Make her giant.
Anything is an anal bead if you're brave enough
Sure they are...
He said fix not make her worse.
The ship has officially sailed
>Megumin will never cling to your back
She does, in my dreams :(
That's a firm tummy. Is Megumin in good shape?
Alternately penetrating LN Sylvia and Anime Sylvia while they simultaneously penetrate each other!
I take everything seriously.
She walks a couple of miles everyday to make an explosion, its understandable that she has a nice shape
Why are there grapes on her head?
This is official art, you tell me
She looks to be in excellent physical and baby-making shape.
Correct. More points for best girl
What do the runes say?
BREAKING NEWS
man cucked to death at a local castle
Shut the fuck up discord tranny, one can be both comfy and based
by the way imagine the leftie backlash after the classic 90's style "woman turns out to be a man" gag in the movie
Something like "Look how fucking flat she is, god damn, you could use her belly as a coffee table"
she is already perfect you retard
fuck off hater, learn to respect the best character
>Crazy child Megumin (14 y/o)
>"Is something wrong?"
>Off shoulder
>Soft skin
>Sang the ed for the first season
>Bakuretsu~ Bakuretsu~
>Compact hips
>Leaves a gap above socks
>Mature black panties
>"Hey Kazuma, you're staring too much!"
>Smooth tummy
>MEGUMIN A CUTE
Something like that
Even Megumin can handle banter better than you.
>Soft skin
>Sang the ed for the first season
>Compact hips
>Mature black panties
>Smooth tummy
Its like she was designed to be best girl
>exalting her flatness
>hater
You absolute fool
I was actually hoping this would be a semi-original OVA, taking bits and pieces from volumes to create the ultimate Kinosuba
>castle raid
>120 points
>wolbach vs aqua
>tree loli
>hoost
But I guess sticking to LN 5 means more hope of S3
fuck no, that would be horrible. You are taking each highlight of the volumes and combining it into one, when they decide to make a S3 after that there is nowhere to grab onto.
The novels have good pacing, let them adapt them as accurate as possible
>Wolbach vs Aqua
Do i have to remind you that the explosion loli took her entire army plus Wolbach herself?
>wolbach vs aqua
user...
funny enough it's the same reason the english VA is pretty good
Her child would blow out her snatch.
youtu.be
5:43 - the english dub is fucking kino
>movie
>tfw subs never
Probably in a week or so, from illegal streaming sites of course.
Because grapes are a symbol of high wealth and luxury.
>dub
Sometimes these shipfags who only care about romance and weight the importance of a character/how good the story is by judging story's romantic parts really make me feel sick.
I mean, Konosuba is a comedy first and foremost, nobody here would disagree. But S2 was 2 years ago, kind of hard to keep discussing and laughing at 2 year old jokes. All that is left is to fawn over your waifus. When the movie comes, I'm sure that'll change, at least for a bit.
Yunyun is definitely the one I'd invite into my party if I wanted to go seriously adventuring assuming I couldn't spec into mage myself.
Yes
>When the movie comes, I'm sure that'll change, at least for a bit.
suuuure, buddy
>get isekai'd to fantasy australia
>you love megumin, but you know she's going to stay with Kazuma, and respect that decision
>you settle with yunyun instead
>megumin immediately assumes you're a pervert who is taking advantage of yunyun, because no man could ever be that desperate for a girlfriend
>one day on your way to yunyun's inn, you are confronted by megumin, who is determined to protect her lonely friend from perverts like you
>it's a one on one brawl, first to admit defeat is the loser
How does it go?
Bold of her to assume that toad slime is going to stop me from wrestling her to the ground and licking her collarbones until she yields
>first to admit defeat is the loser
oh, nooo. And now what. Now you're a loser, and as such perfectly qualified to lewd yunyun. That's a win in my book. check mate, stupid midget.
>just read volume 5
wtf I love Kazumin now
I’m still mad about the design change; gone from 8/10 to 5/10
5/10? She looks like a cheap prostitute in the trailer, 5/10 is still quite generous.
Maybe so, but only because there’s still very little footage of her in action; I’ll wait for the movie and then adjust the score accordingly.
>how to make the worst possible adaptation ever
It's like no one learned anything from what Deen did to UBW.
She had 1-2 episodes focusing on her, how is that the entire second season?
Oh baby just wait until you get to vol 9
It's not like her design was memorable to begin with
Wait, really?
OH GOD YESSSSS! YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!
Anyone else surprised Aqua x Kazuma has never been teased?
No, honestly i dont know why people want romance between the two. You niggas have never had friends? Or any sinlings? Thats their relationship and it willl end like that.
*siblings
>sinlings
You do know what board you're on, right?
Memes aside, people who are into incest are degenerate and their opinion is automatically invalid
But that's like the entire board.
people who are into incest don't have a little/big sisters, perhaps even a mother.
Wrong.
Thats even worse
That’s why everyone is wrong
Why would it? Just to please Kikuta and the 4 people who unironically want them together?
the whole boards opinion is invalid then, thus you're free to ignore us, so go back to wherever you came from.
Just surprised since at the end of the day this is still a harem Anime and the two girls in Kazuma's group wanted to fuck him
2 girls do not make a harem.
that's not a harem but a love triangle.
To be a Harem being surrounded by girls is not enough, they need to love the MC, and only 2 have shown love towards him.
we get it you jack off to kanji
>Dubcucks
>cucks
Volume 7 has a fair chunk of kazuma and darkness stuff i believe
which is not what the movie is covering so I don't see why you're bringing it up.
If LN ends like WN Aqua will join the harem at the very end.
I just want Aqua to stay as Kazuma's buddy so hope for a better end in the LN.
Why are people saying that Aqua starts to love him at the end of the WN?
Unless you are misinterpreting things, (like you fags always do) there are no flags that say that.
i think they are just trying to bait people who haven't read the WN
WN? Whats a WN?
Wet Nuns
What does each girl taste like?
Aqua tastes like old water
Darkness probably tastes like lube and perfume
Megumin tastes sweet
Soon
Megumin tastes like ash and dirt from the wave of her explosion, don't delude yourself.
Maybe after an explosion, but she is a clean girl and baths everyday
Aqua and Kazuma aren't supposed to be in a youthful loving relationship, they're supposed to be this.
Have you ever read the epilogue after last chapter of the WN?
If your Japanese is that bad why not find the summary of some Japanese fans? Here is your answer : detail.chiebukuro.yahoo.co.jp
The epilogue doesnt say a lot about Aqua and Kazuma's relationship, mostly because its told by Eris
What you linked is just an opinion of a disgraced fan that wants to ship Kazuma and Aqua.
Then again, if the author didnt pair them in the WN, there is no chance he will do it in the LN
she is cute
Chomosuke is a lucky catdemonthingy
In the epilogue, Kazuma complained to Eris that Aqua kept staring at him and something like 'what's wrong with her? If she want to say something just say it'. Then Eris thought 'sempai is absent-minded so she probably hasn't realized her feeling yet'.
The person who asked the question is clearly a kazuma x aqua shipper but the one who answered is not, (s)he kept bringing Darkness to the topic as well. And there're many Japanese fans who read the WN and talked about it too so just go find it out in google.
And like I said, I NEVER want Aqua to awake some romantic feeling towards Kazuma since I like their friendship. The author may insert it at the end to please some Aqua fans but it just destroys Aqua's character to me. That is why I hope in the end of the LN, Kazuma comes to visit Eris, complains how Aqua being a drunk and annoying as always instead of this cheap development.
the novel is open ended, we already knew that user. shipping doesnt matter anymore, because we have a canon one and Kazuma is playing the long game with her. no further discussion required.
absolutely based
fuck off, glowing aquafag poser
TONIGHT ON WWE SMACKDOWN
And an incredible waife material.
Stop spamming the same shit every single day.
Nah legit dude, it was funny the first few times,now is getting annoying.
At least get more images, stop using the same 10 pics
>he thinks I’ve only done this a few times.
Hownew.ru, I’ve been the resident aqua bullying poster for a long time now
>bully poster for a long time
>uses the same 10 images
wew lad
I love it.
>konasuma
Wat
cute megu
have another cute megu
Arue is her self-insert, if I recall correctly. A light novel author who writes the in-universe version of Konosuba and the actually best Crimson Demon at being a Crimson Demon.
>the author is female
is this the shittiest meme Yea Forums has come up with?
Is this the best lewd image of the show?
Author has a feminine pen name, but it's been long confirmed that the author is male. At least with Konosuba it was 10% believable because the MC is an actual character and Aqua is actually fun and not a boring yamato nadeshiko. What is far more retarded is mouth breathers trying to convince themselves that Shield Hero is written by a female, which anyone with 2+ brain cells can clearly see it isn't. People really want to believed that women wrote their favorite BASED and REDPILLED manga.
>aqua a hag
It's growing on me the longer I look at it.
Megumin doesnt look THAT bad compared to Aqua and Darkness.
You lead with her being a tomboyish noble tsukkomi putting up with scumbag retards and only hint at her raging masochism, saving for the big pervert moment with Beldia.
You have her default mode be how she is in Volume 6, maybe make her the face character until Kazuma starts getting known as something more than a good for nothing. Kind of like the awoo in Kemono Michi, or Alice in Combatants.
How would each girl react to being licked?
fuck no, we wont give you fuel for your fetishes
>Aqua
Delighted Kazuma finally realized her superior feminine charm
>Darkness
Gets off because Kazuma didn't ask permission
>Megumin
Flustered.
It's not rocket science why even ask?
GIMME FUEL GIMME FIRE GIMME WHAT I DESIRE
>Delighted Kazuma finally realized her superior feminine charm
The best part about this is that it will never be true
Yes, it says a lot how much of a shit she is, having 11/10 bod and Kazuma still being put off.
If Kazuma woke up during picrelated - he'd throw up until his stomach was out of his mouth.
He woke up in volume 9
since you are an anime only you wont know what happened
>inb4 reading anime xdd
I'm interested.
Also your insult is wasted, I just have other stuff to read for the time being.
until then you'll still be a sad anime only that thinks Aqua is a good choice
It was enough for Urusei Yatsura, Kimagure Orange Road and oldfags to joke about Eva with. Also Kazuma has Iris and Chris/Eris on his dick too, so he has as many women who want him as first run Tenchi did.
The greatest trick Akatsuki ever pulled is convincing people Konosuba isn't playing isekai tropes completely straight.
What a terrible redesign.
>Aqua is a good choice
You lost me, I never implied that.
Picrelated is doujin where handymen fuck Aqua while Kazuma is blackout drunk at the next table.
>Iris
He is her idol, if you think thats romance i pity you
>Eris
Is she tho, like she seems tsundere for him, but doesnt go all the way.
In any case Konosuba isnt a harem
Those are some pointy nipples.
you always imply that
>you
This post says Aqua is shit.
This post strongly agrees.
Are you paranoid or something?
Kazuma makes jokes about how he's popular and in a harem-like situation in later volumes. Iris wants him to defeat the Demon Lord so she can marry him and continue the noble hero bloodline. Eris/Chris gets blush awkward tsundere for him.
Believe what you want to believe, but the tropes are there.
I meant she was your favorite character, not that she is a good choice for Kaz
Nah she's not. She's decent comedy relief and Konosuba would be worse off without her though.
probably, in the novels she is nowhere near as entertaining, she is borderline annoying. The anime exaggerated her character a lot more for the pleasure of the producer
>Mitsurugi Kyouya
>0 hit
Time to correct this
>for the pleasure of the producer
Stop posting, Kyouya
and because of him billions of anime only aquafags appeared
Not until I get my own spin off!
Not to worry, Kyouya! I'm sure you'll meet Kazuma again in S3. He'll probably even give you the fair duel you desire!
>Mitsurugi
>Only uses one sword
Dude is false advertisement.
>Mitsu
Is that more than Zoro?
>14.5cm
>roughly 40g
Mitsu is 3
>tactical megugrenade
We all do
>ywn be a combat engineer with a dozen little meguminis stored in your tactical vest
Can someone post the shitting in Megumin lap screen, I need it for another thread
Why is his art so inconsistent
Nobody cares about him
Nope
>Also Kazuma has Iris and Chris/Eris on his dick too
No you fucking retard, just because a girl is hanging around a guy doesn't mean she is after his dick. Iris has a sort of crush/hero worship on Kazuma, but it's never been romantic in nature. Claire literally has more romantic tension with her and she barely even shows up. And then there's Chris/Eris which is never reciprocated on her end and never given any kind of serious focus.
People who want a harem ending are incels in denial
He better come!
Then why do you remember my name
I didnt even say his name, cheeky little spammer
I see you are an animeonly which makes things even more retarded for you
I know about the Ice cheat. If that's what you're speaking about.
Besides you do seem to remember a lot of
someone who you deem unimportant
I remember the times were he has appeared in the novel, which are around 5 in total. and 2 of them were shown in the anime.
Now could you please stop spamming your shitty character? I swear Yunyunfags are less obnoxious
That's because Yunyun is actually cute.
You're being more obnoxious than him by a long shot. Relax nigga.
Sure, sure stop being so grumpy.
all westfags need to be purged
Reminder
Reminder that most likely they will make out in the next volume
Megumin summons her stand,『Sound of Silence』!
>stand has 6 cup sizes on you
Must be awkward.
>all these webm remind me of how shitty the anime looks
Novel design > Anime design
One is good for being cute, one is good for visual comedy. I'm glad DEEN decided to double down on being DEEN instead of just trying to look like everyone else.
Ya, honestly i dont see why people think this anime is "the most funny show of modern era"
Maybe it made me smile a couple of times with the "jokes", but all around the comedy is not that great, even less in the novel
Humor is entirely subjective, lots of people found it funny, and people who didn't probably didn't continue watching. The anime had good comedic timing with actual jokes, beyond standard japanese garbage (wacky thing happens ---> "EHHHHH?!"). Little clever stuff like
>party + serena dealing with frogs outside the city
>kazuma explains that he picked up the "snipe" skill because his party did not have "any useful ranged attacks"
>camera cuts right to megumin stuck in a frog with a pouty look on her face just as he says this
Is what made me smile
Oh, and does anyone have the non-sample version of this?
no, but here is a cute megu as a compensation
Her hair is a bit short and light-colored I think, but thank you regardless
Why does Arue look so fat in the trailer?
how many megumin pics do you have anyway?
K I K U T A
I
K
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A
1140. I don't want to share them, sorry.
This is why people hate aquafags
This pic is canon
I hate how most cosplayers don't really do their research. This is the only case where someone did her homework when it comes to Aqua.
I thought it was a real cover for a sec
Kazuma Kazuma!
>this is how irl megumin would probably look like
not bad
The only denial here is towards Konosuba playing out the standard isekai harem tropes. Iris immediately crushes on Kazuma over the other isekai Nips because he's witty and nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humor. She calls him Onii-chan even though she already has a brother. Kazuma steals her betrothal ring and Iris outright says she wants him to beat the Demon Lord because that means she can marry him. And Kazuma has an explicit little sister fetish, which Iris hits. You could argue that Eris/Chris is just flustered, but her flustered nature matches up to a crush.
This isn't about wanting a harem ending (I'd rather he have not even gotten with Megumin), but the tropes are there. Konosuba isn't as popular as it is just because it's funny, it's popular because it gives people generic isekai schlock in a novel package.
I bet you are the same as this one arent ya
dude, we dont care if you think it is a harem, if we dont think it is then it isnt, its gonna end with one of the girls you like it or not
absolutely based
they any good?
>reading anime
no, just watch the show
Yes they are good
illiterate fuck
Megumin confeses to him and kisses him in her last WN scene, that means way more than whatever wird flags you interpret from the rushed ending
People underestimate her size bc of the robe but she is the perfect size
I only smirked rlly hard during the anime but in the books I chuckled out loud a few times, volume 15 was the funniest so far
>doesn't like to read
Theory: Megumin has now enough mana to not collapse into the ground after an explosion, but she pretends doing it so Kazuma piggybacks her, or even gropes her as of volume 15
Go back to the discord you tranny.
>made by JC Staff
>protagonist is a JC with a Staff
Why did you reply with this
I forgot how much I miss the god tier voice acting from this show until I watched the trailer. I want it so bad.
I want Aqua to piss into my mouth.
ah i missed you enema kun
GUYS, ITS HAPPENING
twitter.com
>Holo VR looks lame
>Mashu VR is lame
>this looks lame too
At least give her a decent model and let me princess carry her home.
> VR yoga with Megumin
That seems dangerous unless your VR equipment is very well secured.
Its the beginning of something great user. We may have to wait less than we expected to socialize with our waifu
mirage solo only? no bueno...
Unknowingly protecting Kazuma from Vanir & Maxwell, two devils that is more dangerous than demon lord, is her most useful feature.
That sounds really intimidating
and exciting
Anyone has the translated adventurer cards?
I searched through the archives but fireden and desuarchive are being shits and I can't open the images.
You know some meguminfags hate other fags and harem end to the point that even if you just want to talk about these tropes that make konosuba funny, it'll end up being against them (in their delusion). One of them even mistook his ally as aquafag for posting aqua's picture lol.
Cute Megu
At what point does the anime end in the novels?
Volume 4
This is probably correct since I have an older sister and I think incest with your onee is absolutely degenerate, whereas incest with your imouto is cute
Volume 4 chapter five.
They cut out the epilogue because it's a massive cliffhanger.
Its important to keep in mind vr tech only really started being developed in 2013 with actual big boy companies joining in around 2016, VR still has a huge progression to make but it is going to make it fast. In 5 years even expect some progress then in 15 we will prob have vr mmos at least the first ones.
>vr mmos
So, VR chat?
Think of VR Chat as the Atari/ of VR MMO's, its a strongish start but nowhere close to where the tech will go eventually.
>where the tech will go eventually
Not with micro transistors, apparently.
You are gonna have to elaborate what you mean.
Can't wait to watch this if only for the 120 point ending. I just want to see that smile.
I mean we can't make them more powerful while keeping same package size for much longer. And then we'll hit practical temperature limit soon enough when increasing the package size.
VR/3D requires high-end desktop machines and soon the lower limit of microtransistors size will be reached, then it'll be a short road to increase the size for a bit and then microtransistors are done: they can't be made more powerful and keep being practical for home owners anymore.
Well I think what will change is what is "Practical" for home owners. I do not think that these limits will be that bad since all the tech around it is also advancing faster than it is even. I could very well see a future where people have a whole "VR Room" and system specifically for it that will be able to sustain it.
I think the biggest motivator in this kind of thing is the demand there is for a real virtual mmo. Things like SOA for example did not take off because it had a good story. It is the spectacle of a virtual world separate from our own where you can live out your fantasies. I feel that this is a desire from many people.
I think things like temperature management and smaller chips or even utilizing quantum chips (to an extent they will be able to be used, they are not miracle machines)
As peoples internet gets better I also feel that a streaming system could work in the future. You do not have to worry about running the beefy stuff as long as you have a fast enough connection.
I am no expert so anything I said could sound pretty stupid, I guess my main point is that while we will reach these limits with our current way of doing things, we will change how we do things to accommodate for progress. It is what humans have done forever and how we got to where we are now.
>smaller chips
That wouldn't be possible: you either need lot of them or bigger ones since you can't make microtransistors smaller.
>utilizing quantum chips
Yes, maybe a hybrid tech would be more manageable in terms of size and energy consumption.
It seems like there are a lot of solutions to the problems you describe from someone with not much knowledge in this field yet. Is there a specific name for it aside from computer engineering or something?
Either way, I think it will progress very fast compared to what some people think, there is billions of dollars of investments into this developing tech from giant corporations, smaller companies as well experimenting with other pieces of tech to go with it like a 360` treadmill or gloves that emulate touch as shown in this video youtube.com
And as a reminder, the big monetary push into this tech only started in 2016 with big players like Samsung investing in it while the original rift started in 2013. We are at the tip of the iceberg with the things we can do with VR which is why I feel it is dumb to write it off based on its current form. You would not look at pong, think it is lackluster, then write of video games as a tacky trend.
>there are a lot of solutions to the problems
Not for home segment, at least not in the long run. For commercial - sure.
I wouldn't buy a PC that costs like a new car or a house though and that's what it would cost with increase of size, number and complexity of microtransistors.
>We are at the tip of the iceberg with the things we can do with VR
I don't want to die before it's advanced enough that's all.
My body is not ready.
kek
Bonus.
>Not for home segment,
Again, I think what a home segment is will change as time goes on. I could see VR headsets being sold together with a computer to run it. This would be cheaper than just buying a high end PC and a vr headset as the computer is hand tailored to work with the vr tech instead of vr companies making headsets to tailor to modern gaming PCs. I do not think it will ever cost as much as a car.
>I don't want to die before it's advanced enough that's all.
It is never to late to start being healthy. I just turned 18 a few months ago so I am in a fortunate position to time wise but even I just finally started eating healthier and working out daily. I still have problems with drinking soda and not keeping a sleeping schedule but its a process of working towards a goal. If you are worried about dying before this then all the more reason to stay as healthy as possible. At least take daily walks and stretch daily. Also keep in mind how medicine is advancing, things like prosthetic limbs and CRISPR are reaching tipping points that will change how we look at things like diseases. As long as you are healthy you should be good. If you are worried about things like tumors or cancer you can always get Quarter yearly checkups to make sure you are always in a good position to fend them off.
I always think of this fellow, whenever I see the hat. Anybody else?
What
We know the date already imbecile.
Don't fucking make a thread if you don't even know this, faggot
I just noticed, nomura even but a fucking zipper on his hat *facepalmn*
What's the current relationship status in the LN?
>It is never to late to start being healthy.
>It is never to late to start being healthy. I just turned 18 a few months ago
Oh you are going to hate yourself in like 5 years.
Don't sit at the desk too often btw.
>Oreimo flashbacks
I will never not be mad.
Trust me, I already hate myself and have for years. I am literally a highschool dropout because I was to lazy to do work when it was not even fucking hard. That is precisely why I am trying to better myself and become who I think I should be and someone I would like. Whereas the last few years my only purpose in life was to try to stop being hardstuck plat in league, now I actually set real goals like working out, eating better, sleeping normal, and studying all the high school shit I missed out on so I can go to college and pursue neuroscience (that is my want for now at least).
This is not be trying to make myself sound good. I am just saying that when I say it is never to late to start being healthy, I really mean it and am not just repeating some bullshit template motivational speak. I have anxieties every day (I only have 62 days now until the SAT which is very important in my case since I have no high school academic background for colleges to look on so the only thing they will be able to go on in that area is my SAT score and it worries me a lot) and I am also a huge procrastinator but you just have to reach a mental clarity and tell yourself you are going to do X.
Also I sit at a desk most of the day what is wrong with that
Yeah you'll fail and pick up several times until your hormones and metabolism run out at 25-27 and then you'll just give up.
Welcome to the club m8.
Kazuma and megumin are together.
piriformis, prostrate issues, hemorrhoids off the top of my head
I mean who knows what the future holds, but none of that means you should not follow your passions, what else is there to life if not that?
Would a standing desk be better?
>you should not follow your passions
Passion after 25 y/o is a corporate myth.
>spoiler
Yes but change positions, buy a bar stool to go with it to take a seat sometimes.
Idk I know people over 25 who are 100% passionate about their work. Hell if we take extreme examples someone like Mozart literally worked himself to death because his passion for his work and he died at 35.
I will look into that ty
Beldia sounds great and the girls are alright
Kazuma's trying but he's like a squeaky fart in the wind compared to the Jap VA
>100% passionate about their work
There are none of them here and, well, you are here.
You would be surprised the people that use Yea Forums. One of my passions happens to be anime and this be a good place to discuss it.
>One of my passions happens to be anime
>he has other passions
Normalfag.
It is true, video games and science are the main other ones. I play a lot less games now and study 6 hours a day. I have been phasing into normalhood over the past months.
My justification is that if I want someone as perfect as Kaguya I need to be as perfect as possible, which is a big motivator in self improvement. As you can tell since I ended up here that is gonna require a lot of work and I have been putting that work in. The big problem is still my sleep schedule, when I fuck that up it messes up everything else as well.
>Yea Forums /g/
>self-improving for bitches
what sort of uncanny valley bullshit
Its not totally for bitches
Its just a big part of it, I want to feel loved and am a romantic. I want someone with qualities like being good looking, smart, and having common interests. Now I would assume a viable partner would want those same things in return from a partner, which is a motivator for me to improve in areas like studying and working out. I use Yea Forums sometimes but its so toxic I barley bother anymore unless its a thread about something I particularly like
Holy shit this feels like reading my 2005 forum posts. Please stop, it's giving me the chunni chills.
>training to be good looking
You can't train a handsome face.
You must have had good taste back then
Luckily my face was never a problem, the only problem face wise been acne which you can work towards minimizing and I have been and my face has always been a bit full but that is slowly going away. Most people have the ability to be at least above average looking.
>You must have had good taste back then
>doing anything for the bitches at all
Fuck no that was dumb.
You do stuff for yourself and keep doing it only for yourself no matter what. Bitches will automatically deposit themselves on the surface of your manly determination rocket like the leeches they are. The moment you allow yourself to be distracted from whatever autistic shit that you love doing and turn to cater to their needs
>You're not the man I fell in love anymore, goodbye
But who am I talking to, nobody ever learns from mistakes of others.
Go learn how empty and disappointing everything is by yourself.
I see your point, but since I have never been romantically involved with a girl besides like intermediate school "Girlfriends" I have no one changing me, it is all my own decision. I have always had high standards the problem was I never met halfway by trying to also meet my own standards, so instead of lowering them I am raising myself up. Like I said, this is also only a part of it. I also want to improve for my own sake. There is no one person irl that I admire romantically and am changing for, I am changing for the idea that someone like that is out there that meets my high standards so I just am trying to meet their hypothetical high standards as well. I would never change who I am for someone, instead I am changing who I am for me and my own wants, which happens to include someone I would love.
I also like to think I am logical and learn from others.
No cookies here kid.
>I have always had high standards
Anime does that to a man. You'll stop suffering from loneliness after 25-27 y/o, don't worry.
the only parts of life worth living are from 14 to 25 years, might as well kill yourself after that.
I am not looking for cookies, I am only responding to people who reply to me, this all started when I brought up vr tech expanding in the future. I understand your assumption though, and I have certainly enjoyed the conversation.
The only loneliness I feel is a romantic loneliness, I learned to cope with and enjoy being alone early on. I also plan on forcing myself to make friends when I am on a campus. Thank you for the concern though.
That is only if you do not work to make your life enjoyable, which you can do at any age. It is never to late to work towards your likes.
Well said user, I'm off to enjoy middle-schoolers then.
Hey no that bad
Enjoy your likes that do not hurt others irl
>work to make your life enjoyable, which you can do at any age
that's a myth user, certain experiences you can only get during a certain period of life after your prime during youth it's all downhill from there, for most people startting a carrer, getting married and starting a family is the best case scenario, to me that sounds like hell already.
I wish i had the guts to kill myself before it gets even worse.
Too late I already took your advice to heart.
It isn't a myth, while it is true that your body enters a physical prime you can do things like daily stretches and exercises to keep close to that prime into your 40s or even 50s, that is without modern medicine which will also keep people "Younger" longer.
That traditional lifestyle is unappealing to me as well, I would prefer to spend a life focusing on my passions and when I finally settle down I never want to give up on those.
You might not listen to what I have to say because my age, but I promise it is never to late to make an effort towards things you like. Even after a physical prime you can still enjoy things and feel comfortable in your body as long as you take care of it.
When it comes to purpose of life and suicide, my rational is that there is no inherent reason to exist, but as sentient human beings that gives us the freedom to have whatever "meaning of life" we want. For some that might be a hope for a divine watcher or afterlife, for others it might be something as simple as video games and enjoying them. Since you can not undo suicide I feel there is no need to rush it, we know that this life can be enjoyable so we might as well enjoy what we can in it since for all we know after death is just nothing.
>It is never too late
>I just turned 18
I understand that it sounds a bit naive coming from me but there is truth to it.
You can live long healthy boring-ass life because everything that brings pleasure in it is only harmless in minuscule dosages that no one ever is satisfied with. You will grow disappointed, find your poison and slowly drown yourself in it until your health deteriorates to the points it's no longer viable to stay socially active.
Boi you have so much to look forward to.
Maybe I will struggle with things in the future I do not know, but that does not mean I can not work to help enjoy those things in healthy moderation in that same future.
>healthy moderation
Wouldn't be enough when your youth hormones and metabolism wear off.
Maybe in which case I am gonna start forming mental addictions now for things like Salad and vinaigrette and roasted vegetables.
They taste like shit. Anything that actually tastes good is also harmful.
What i got from this thread is: get /fit/ chase your dreams, snort cocaine, drink and watch annie may to death before hitting your 30s. Thanks Yea Forums
I thought the same my whole life but I found that the more you eat something the better it tastes. It has to do with some mental shit I am not gonna get into but basically an acquired taste is a very real thing, whereas before I would puke at the texture of lettuce and plant fiber like foods I can tolerate and even enjoy the taste of it now. Vinaigrette makes all the difference for me as well. And Roasted vegetables taste very nice the glucose in them caramelizes.
Don't forget to pursue your passions in life even after your physical prime
I forgot to mention that it works backwards as well, if you stop eating a lot of sugary foods over time they will taste to sweet and not as enjoyable
It's not mental. Watch Kurgezagt video about mind-controlling gut bacteria.
>stuff you eat the most empowers bacteria faction in your intestines as they grow more numerous on their favorite diet
>once there's enough of them they start to affect your mood
>if you don't eat shit they like you'll be punished by depression and various negative symptoms
>on top of now starving population of bacteria dying, decomposing and poisoning you with toxins
You eat sweets - you want sweets.
You stop eating sweets - you feel shitty.
Appplies to any kind of junk food: spicy, carb-rich, oily etc.
When i was a kid in used to love candy and other sweet stuff, now the smell of cake unironically makes me ill like i'm gonna puke, any overly sweet smell does actually, especially chocolate.
I've grown to enjoy mostly salty and spicy food (bitter too in a lesser extent), i think it has a lot to do with maturing palate as well.
You are right, I forgot about gut bacteria although mental also plays a big role it in (at least when it comes to overcoming textures)
that also plays a role
either way, the moral of the story is the more you eat healthy the more you will enjoy eating healthy. Overcome your physical desires of unhealthy food and be the best you you can be
>Overcome your physical desires of unhealthy food
And die of boredom
You can still enjoy unhealthy things, just not to much or else it will have bad effects. Switch the MnM's out for some salad once in a while, you are gonna get your ass beat in the future VR MMO's if you cant move around a lot
Do you know who draws these?
Did you know you fucks somehow instigated someone to draw this shit?
>pic related
Yunyun is best fucking girl, but fucking haters had to go and do this to her. I have to write her a better story now or else everyone will just assume that she is a lost cause.
My story will go something like this;
>Self-insert OP MC
>American whose gift was High IQ and Knowledge of the physics and rules of magic of this fantasy world
>Slightly an asshole
>Eventually runs into a disheveled Yunyun, just after she had her miscarriage.
>Slowly start to mistreat her a little in an attempt to push her from sadness to anger.
>Then put on the full suave to make her fall for me.
>Explain to her that because she is RH negative and the baby was RH positive, that her body rejected it and it was not that the baby rejected her.
>Explain how she can have a family with me as I know how to make it work.
>Pump multiple babies into her.
>Because I am OP I will be overbearing make sure that as long as she has me, she needs no one else.
>I'll be sneaky and help her beat Megumin anytime she wants a competition.
>If Kazuma ever tries to get in my way, I'll just whisper in his ears, "two nukes was not enough".
>You can still enjoy unhealthy things, just not too much
>enjoy anime but not too much
>enjoy fap but not too much
>enjoy alcohol but not too much
>enjoy fastfood but not too much
>enjoy sleeping but not too much
I already tried lying down and watching paint dry in my free time free from enjoying simple things too much. That wasn't pleasant.
Maybe you need some more hobbies user! Have you thought about music? How about art? Would it not be fun to be able to draw your ideas for cool characters? How about writing? I started keeping a diary and it is a nice place to vent and brainstorm.
Also I have found that the less you binge something the more you like it, you dont want to burn yourself out of things you love!
Megumin is best girl. Sorry if your problems cant be fixed with explosions then you dont have a problem thats worth fixing.
You can't just explode people you don't like
>low test
Hit the gym or something.
Nah I'm too wrecked for gym.
Yes I've tried go full monk. Abyss you fall into after it is quite deep.
My hobby is covered by snow 6 month a year and when it's not - it's trying to kill me too.
No we dont
Its scheduled as 2019
Aby date you may know is fake
You're never too wrecked for the gym user.
>too wrecked for the gym
Bullshit. Anything exclusive for gym puts unnecessary strain on body weakened by inactivity. Anything that doesn't - is not exclusive to gym and can be done at home e.g. gymnastics, press, stretching.
Best thing there is to get out of the pit is a swimming pool, but I'm too fucked up even for that.
I'm so glad I finally decided to watch this series
Funniest thing I've seen in a while
I love Darkness
Now read the novels user. Dont be a filthy anime only
My head belongs between those milkbags.
I havent but now that you said that I cannot not think about him
Don't bulli the dyslexic autist.
But he has three? Did you forget the two following him around?
Im pretty sure you can get useless thots anywhere in fantasy australia user...
Kazuma got one for free
Can you imagine if she could actually fire a continuous beam like that? She'd actually be useful, even against things not of demonic or undead nature. That beam would blind and stun a lot of things.
2nd season was lacking imo. Still was better than most the trash comedy we've seen lately.
yeah, volume 3 alongside volume 7 are the worst ones imho. It doesnt help that Darkness is not a funny character
IIRC but I'm pretty sure thats an anime thing, it didn't happened in the novels. I may be wrong tho
Reprimand this vandal!
I loved it when they went to aquas city though, that part got so many laughs out of me, especially with the little girl
>You can't just explode people you don't like
You just reminded me that i got to finish pic related
thanks for the chuckle
volume tier list
5>9>14>15>12>11>8>10>13>6>4>2>1>7>3
Not reading the LNs until I'm ready to start practicing Japanese
I identify them with arc names.
Elroad Gamble > Aqua Festival > Megumin defeats her explosion inspiration > Komeko comes to Axel > Crashing Darkness' wedding > Meeting and saving Iris > Axis Hot Spring > Meeting and defeating Vanir > Crimson Demon Village > Meeting and saving Darkness' 'daughter' Dullahan/Intro > Defeating Destroyer
do you even know any japanese at all?
LN are only good at practicing japanese when you are fairly advanced in the language.
i didnt like Elorad volume that much. The little shit was so annoying, and any volume that Iris appears is boring for me
I agree, I care less about Iris, but Kazuma makes up everything for me. I like he got to leave and settle down with Iris for a couple weeks, did some rogue thieving with Chris, people shit his presence at the capital and roofie him back home. Typically, I want more isolated adventures from the main party.
Same, I just like Kazuma interacting with the characters without the party, specially with Chris and Megumin.
Better them than gay seething reddit megutards like yourself
are you sure that user is the one that is sething? kek
Don't know about him, just joined the thread.But it looks you're seething so bad you can't even type simple shit properly
>calls me that I'm seething
>calls another user seething cause a mistake
>he is clearly seething as well
Really makes you think, doesn't it?
>seething
can you two stop with the Yea Forumsedditspeak?
Ignore him, he is salty. lets post cute pics instead
>calls me that I'm seething
Now you're also not typing properly unless you're both ESL fags drinking each other's cum and lowering your respective IQ's right now
>L-Let's just post cute pics
The common seething fag that wants to turn this into a no topic general because he's now near tears
They looks so good together
Yes they do!
>The poster count refusing to change
Megufags samefagging really are easily salted cucks from reddit
The absolute state
I meant to quote this samefag cuck post
Huh? i posted in this thread before, thats why it doesnt go up. Whats your problem user?
You sure about that user?
Flat chested loli loving neckbearded Megufags disrespecting my goddess Aqua is my problem. You think I'm going to let that fly, you bastard?
>aquafag
Nice, i got plenty of images for you to rage.
>loli
the eternal anglo, enemy of the white man strikes again.
Holy shit the aqua hater iphone poster is real
I dont hate her, i hate cucks like you
i like megumin, amigo and i thought you were a boogieman made up by aquafags.
Liking Megushit is literally liking Rem from Re zero. The popular choice from reddit and face book refugees and not at all an original or patrician choice.
Better check your own nose length before questioning my lineage and pedigree
This is why these threads are dead because reddit faggots like
populate them. Now don't (You) me again unless it's something that hasn't already been posted 100 times already
?? The fuck are you even talking about?
Hey, now memes aside. Instead of doing this every fucking thread can we both calm our tits and stop pretending that our arguments will change the other person opinion? this is getting autistic
>Shipfaggotry killing another thread
Not suprised since this is the new tumblr
tell that to the aquafag that started seething over a random reply
You do know that people on reddit call her a loli just like you do, say shit like "raviolli raviolli dont lewd the explosion loli and call people who wife her pedos just like you probably do as well. Right? Not to mention the irony of you a crossborder from Yea Forumseddit a place notorious for being full of reddit refugees saying this.
"The Anglo is immunized against all dangers: one may call him dysgenic, parasite, cancer, reddit, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Anglo and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”"
Don't even go to V and that quote you used isn't cool but fucking cringe, gay, and overused
Still raging? do you have any problems besides fighting random people on the internet because of differetn opinions?
Not gonna call you underage, but most mature people dont acti like that
>Megunigs acting like they're innocent again
Don't ever get tired of that?
Im a Darknessfag tho
Learn to fucking type, retard
not an argument
>cringe
>i-im not a Yea Forumsedditor
But you do talk like a Yea Forumsermin, your entire writing pattern, slangs and talking points are exactly the same as them, you know what they say "if it quacks like a duck".
Not to mention your retarded and ironically very reddit-like point of "The popular choice from reddit and face book refugees and not at all an original or patrician choice" which is at best case scenario newfag hipsterism and at worst a shitty atempt at Ad populum. Why would the popularity of a character with reddittors or normalfaggots change my perception of them?
Those reddit style paragraphs and even the heavy use of gay quotes.
Yeah, you're the faggot from both V and reddit trying to deflect
you really ran out of arguments didnt ya, as expected of all the aquafags. shame this thread died like this
>Those reddit style paragraphs
What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Also nice one running away from all my points.
>V
I give up, just go back to your shity board.
this
>I-I give up
Not a surprise that Megunigs quit easily
Hop off your buddy's dick, reverse homo white knight
Just go back to Yea Forumseddit, arguing with you is like playing chess with a pigeon.
Hol up, are you saying that everyone who disagrees with you are Meguminfags? How deluded are you?
Great way to end a thread, retards. Just couldn't keep things lighthearted, could you?
Aquafags are retarded, I couldn't contain myself.
if people who post on Yea Forums got instantly rangebanned from Yea Forums the quality of the board would improve in ways you can't even imagine, would avoid shit like this at least.
>M-Muh V boogeyman!
Not even from that place but those gamingfags live rent free in your head. For most people it's Pol but you're different. Lmao you must have been bullied to literal tears there before
