Back again with your monthly supply of potatoes.
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The club they’re joining is...?
“Hey Shimeji-chan, decided on a club yet?”
“Club?”
“Yeah, club.”
“Today’s the last day for club trials.”
“I’m not joining any, so...”
“Seems like first years have to join one, though?”
“What?”
“...”
“Don’t be so wide about it...”
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Shijima Tsukishima
Was a shut-in for two years before entering high school, during which two stalks of shimeji mushrooms grew on her head. Can’t be bothered to do anything and is a pessimist.
Majime Yamashita
Shijima’s classmate. Cheerful and not diligent at all, contrary to her name. Was apparently born with a sunny-side egg on her head.
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“I don’t care, whatever’s fine...”
There you go again
“Throwing your responsibilities away again, I see.”
“That’s what I’m good for.”
“Track and field.”
“That’s javelin throwing.”
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“There should be an “Apathy Club.””
“What would that even be about...?”
“A club where you neglect your responsibilities.”
I don’t wanna
do anything
“The person who does it the best wins.”
“It’s a contest?”
I don’t wanna get up
I don’t wanna breathe
“You have to keep on doing it even as you win, so it’s pretty hard.”
“Shimeji-san wins!”
“Don’t want it.”
“A catch-22 contest.”
Shijima’s Sister
Lives together with Shijima as something of a parent figure. She quit university and is currently focusing on some sort of incomprehensible research.
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“If whatever’s fine with you, then I’ll pick one.”
For both of us
“Sure. I won’t actually go anyway...”
“Hmm, then I might need to pick something that looks really boring...”
“Ah, but no sports, please...”
“You’re not going, though?”
“I don’t even want to be a member.”
“Seriously...?”
“...Ah, this one might be good.”
““Hole Digging Club””
“What is it about?”
“Digging holes, right?”
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“Looks like it’s an actual cultural club.”
“What sort of culture is that?”
“Club activities...”
“A simple club where we only dig holes.”
Club -> (blocked) do our best
-ing Club -> A simple club where we only dig holes! Come and see us
-Music Club -> We believe in the (blocked) of music (blocked).
“This is a bit of a tangent, but I guess a club named something like, say, “Fish Tank Club,” would do something related to fish tanks, huh?”
Like aquariums or something
“Dunno what I was expecting there.”
“Well, we came for the club trial,”
“but is this where they meant by “behind the northern building”?“
“...There’s a hole.”
“Anyone~”
“...”
“Umm, we’re here for the trial.”
“Ah, are you first years?”
“I’m “Mogawa,” the club advisor.”
“I’ll explain our club, but...”
“can you help me get out of here first?”
“Ah, so you actually are stuck.”
“Sorry...”
“Hn...”
“Ah.”
“Hn.”
“Ah.”
“Shimeji-chan!”
“Aaaaa~”
“...”
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“You’re a monster-”
“I don’t want to fall too...”
“What do we do...?”
“Can I go home?”
“Please don’t...”
“Oh, I might be able to see your panties from here.”
“I’m going home.”
“That was a joke!”
“Don’t go!”
“Ah, right. There’s a ladder inside the container, so...”
“Please say that before pulling me in...”
“Sorry... I got stuck in there when I was digging.”
“There’s nothing I can do...”
“When I just started working here last year, they suddenly pushed this “Hole Digging Club” onto me.”
“They made me the advisor of whatever this club even is.”
“So you don’t know either...”
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“The other teachers won’t say anything either. Pretty sure I’m being bullied here...”
“That can’t be right...”
“I think.”
“By the way, any other members...?”
“There’s one second year and one third year student.”
“No one ever attends, though, so I’ve been digging holes all by myself for this past year...”
“...”
“Want to eat a “sasakama,” Maam?”
“Ah, thanks...”
*TN: “Sasa-kamaboko (“sasakama”) is a sort of Japanese fish cake.
We Yamada to Kase-san now.
“Huh? Sasa-kamaboko?”
“They’re leftovers from lunch...”
“Ah~ This makes me wanna have some beer~”
“Is she all there...?”
“You know, there’s something I came up with while digging holes all year long.”
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“I dig holes that are completely useless...”
“What’s the point of it...?”
“Is it punishment for the sins of my previous life?”
“No... It might be the same as the act of living itself.”
“We commit sins for our whole lives, as if continuously digging ourselves into a deeper and deeper hole.”
“Wait, what’s with the bizarre revelation...?”
“Besides, club activities only serve to tire you. They’re pointless.”
“Kicking balls into goals...”
“Competing to see who’s fastest...”
“Putting up a musical performance; they’re all pointless.”
“Isn’t doing it for fun point enough...?”
“That’s why digging holes is just the same.”
“Everything’s pointless...”
“Ten points for apathy.”
“This is the Apathy Club!”
“Apathy Club...?”
“Ah... it’s just something we were talking about...”
“I guess I’ll enter this club.”
“Will you?”
“Looks tiring, though?”
“Ah.”
“Then you can just watch...”
“We’d be in a “Hole Watching Club”, then.”
“Hole watching.”
“Makes me wanna drink.”
“We’re not looking at flowers here...”
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“If you’re joining, then me too...”
“Are you friends?”
“We’re engaged.”
“We’re strangers.”
I don’t know her
“Then let’s take the middle ground and be best friends.”
Strangers - Acquaintances - Best friends - Engaged
“Then let’s take a further middle ground and be acquaintances.”
“No no no, that’s dumb!”
“It’s just fair, we both took a middle ground.”
“That’s 1/4th of the whole thing!”
“They’re friendly, I guess?”
“Hole Digging Club, huh... Did you join?”
“Yeah...”
“Wait, wasn’t it called the “Hole Filling Club” back when I was still studying there?”
They just fill holes
“Huh? What’s that about?”
“There might be a loop going on here.”
Hole Digging Club -> Hole Filling Club -> Hole Digging Club -> ...
“What’s the point...?”
“There’s none.”
“By the way, what’s your research about...”
“I’m saving the world.”
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“I ended up joining this weird “Hole Digging Club” on the spur of the moment... I feel like that fried egg keeps pushing me into weird and weirder things...”
“It’s as if I’m falling deeper into Alice’s rabbit hole.”
“Although, as weird as I think things are, it might just be how the world is. ”
“Things might look this way simply because I suddenly went into the outside world after shutting myself in for two years.”
“Well, whatever...”
“”Five points for apathy,” I thought to myself...”
Apathetic as she might be, she had an eventful day.
And that's it. Time to enjoy another 30 days of no tkmiz.
No published tkmiz anyway. They posted some sketches of the next chapter on twitter already.
>“Don’t be so wide about it...”
my fucking sides
the crab was a neat joke too
thanks for the chapter, bump
Once I saw the prequel, the whole mood of the series changed for me.
>image is too large
dynasty-scans.com
Yocchan ;_;
Milk.
I remember I read this before Shimeji Simulation released, but seeing it know makes so much sense.
Is it confirmed whether this is canon or not?
That club looks like it would damage school grounds easy.
It makes sense given the beginning, but in that it was deleted it probably won’t be acknowledged.
>don't be so wide about it
But i don't want a sad ending again.
I don't get it
Read that, then look at the first story panel of Shimeji ch1.
oh I see now
Has this ever been translated?
Yes.
Do you have it?
Can you post it?
I saw you posting this so I looked it up and read it
I don't think I inderstand
You will soon.
what did I even read?
You just don't get potapotamaya culture.
I'm not saying I didn't like it, I'm saying I didn't understand the plot
Wtf is happening
I DON'T KNOW
They're accepting despair.
my theory is that it's all an analogy for death
The cycle of death.
Thanks OP, see you next month.
What do you mean? It's perfectly clear.
Thanks user.
I made my best effort pls no bully
Hot potatoes.
Am I seeing things or is this really Chito?
Yes.
You're seeing things, that's too long to be Chiito.
Chii and Yuu’s daughter perhaps.
I keep wondering if the urge to go back to school was the fungus controlling her. Making her go out in public now that its fruiting bodies had sprouted so the spores could spread. Just like the Zombie Ant fungus does.
The second and third year students that never show up wouldn't happen to be Chito and Yuuri would they? Although this is the first time it has occurred to me that Chi and Yuuri might not be the same age.
But the Chii and Yuu on the cover of the first chapter’s issue of CUNE look much older.
I'll start the ts.
She's the widest!
you are reading too much into it, the students being absent is most probably an excuse so that digger Onee-chan can have the spotlight in this chapter without overshadowing the girls
I always had the idea that Yuu is older than Chi by one or two years
Shimeji just standing there when other people are asking for help. Is this a repeat on a smaller scale of what happened with Yocchan?
Are you saying she should insist on going down on egg-chan?
I'd go down on egg-chan. knowwhatimsayin.
Oyakodon?
She just needs to join in.
So, what will her sad ending look like?
I'm on the last two pages so I'll start dumping the typesets.
Wrong file.
Shimeji RIDER
user why you don't use the vertical space you have more?
It'll probably get edited before I upload it to mangadex during QC.
I think Yuuri would get along with the Digger.
And last one, we'll be QCing later tonight.
>“What’s the point...?”
>“There’s none.”
worried about tkmiz
But she's saving the world with her research.
this
Fried egg is giving me Misaki vibes. Hope she can completely cure Shimeji from her apathy-hikki ways. Thanks for the dump.
I can't wait for Yuuri to become an actual character, then I can list post without hesitation.
1.She probably smells good
2.She is brave and selfless
3.Her attitude keeps spirits up
4.Her body is wonderfully proportioned
5.She has pretty eyes
6.Scientifically proven high adaptability
7.She gives off a sense of warmth and softness
8.She is beautiful.
9.Hair tastes good.
10.Great sense of rhythm.
11.She would keep you warm and share food with you.
12.She is good at pressing buttons.
13.She would be a good mother.
14.Right amount of crazy.
15.Knows how to operate all weapons.
16. Fat teats.
17.She is protective of those she loves.
18.She has no inhibitions.
19.She could make a great meal.
20.She is probably god.
21.She is the coolest person in the world.
22.She inspires creativity.
23.She is very strong.
24.She is difficult to digest.
25.She makes her friend happy.
26.She knows how not to embarrass her friend in heartfelt moments.
27.She always knows the way.
28.Not afraid to experiment with the unknown.
29.Well balanced.
30.Does not get hangovers.
31.Defends the weak.
32.Athletic, could have competed on an international level if the world hadn't ended.
33. Always helpful, regardless of circumstances.
34.Not ashamed by nudity, finds it to be liberating and beautiful.
35.Greatest philosopher of her time.
36.Can harness the power of the moon.
37.Stretchy and cute face.
38.Fears no man or beast, can defeat foes despite obvious physical advantages.
39.High intelligence.
40.Can discern between the inedible and edible.
41.Her body is warm and would be nice to cuddle with.
42.She is a survivor of impossible circumstances.
43.World's greatest riflewoman.
44.Quick reflexes.
45.Great at holding hands.
46.Greatest artist of her time.
47.Not too picky about things.
48.Great with pets.
49.Talented singer.
50.Can hold her liquor.
And then I can be happy, seeing her live a normal life.
51.Possible descendant of Finland.
52.God emperor of Dune.
53.Know how to FUSION.
54.Understands the complexity of human nature.
55.Cute giggle.
56.Understands the concept of death.
57.Probably fertile.
58.She would never abandon a friend.
59.Very hygienic.
60.She is extremely genki.
61.Very cute when intoxicated.
62.Defines life itself.
63.Can survive long periods without proper nutrition.
64.Understands how valuable food really is.
65.Very resourceful.
66.Highly empathetic.
67. Therapeutic, helped her friends keep it together.
68.She is very photogenic.
69.She is an excellent tactician.
70.Cute navel.
71.She is very kissable.
72.She has very nice hair.
73.She is interdimensional.
74.Hands on learner.
75.Healthy state of mind.
76.She probably tastes good.
77.She is designed for cold environments.
78.Is capable of creating culture.
79.She could be an excellent farmer.
80.She understands that somethings are just things.
81.Loves all living beings.
82.Can perform miracles.
83.She can bring people together in the name of love.
84.She sounds cute when sleeping.
85.She is very pure.
86.Very animal friendly.
87.She is very fashionable.
88.She has a wonderful smile.
89.She Is an excellent swimmer.
90.She is good at crafts.
91.She is an avid collector of fine artifacts.
92.She is an excellent dancer.
93.She has a nice butt.
94.Good vision.
95.Great taste in food.
96.She enjoys explosions.
97.She is very imaginative.
98.Can conjure items into existence.
99.She has saved lives.
100.She lived an interesting and fulfilling life.
Then it will be easier to see myself asking her out on a date.
101.Very nice skin with healthy color.
102.She’s an explorer.
103.Defies psychological concepts.
104.Doesn’t need socks.
105.She’s Yuuri!
106.Her skin is likely smooth.
107.She is very polite.
108.She never gives up.
109.She enjoys building things.
110.She is an astrologist.
111.She would risk injury for the sake of her friends.
112.She does well with what little she has.
113.She can anticipate danger.
114.She owns the best rifle ever made.
115.She can sleep whenever she wants.
116.She is very supportive.
117.She knows how to discipline children.
118.An expert prankster, the last in human history.
119.She is an excellent archeologist.
120.She is an excellent anthropologist.
121.She has a really soothing and lovely voice.
122.She has the survival instinct.
123.She is an excellent medic.
124.She may prolong your life by a couple of years.
125.She is an outstanding waitress.
126.She is really cute.
127.She is very humble.
128.She gives off a motherly aura.
129.Fresh breath.
130.She is very polite.
131.She is very proud.
132.She can most definitely be trusted.
133.She is very honest.
134.She’s a terrific teacher.
135.Excellent choice in headgear.
136.She is very considerate of others.
137.Great immune system.
138.I love Yuuri!
139.Yuuri!
140.She has a really nice name.
141.She advocates for firearm ownership.
142.Adorably goofy.
143.Can operate giant death robots.
144.Has a well balanced diet.
145.She’s hip.
146.She has great hips.
147.She is in touch with humanity.
148.She has cute feet.
149.Brilliant ecologist.
150.Keeps her equipment in good working order.
Damn it, I really don't know what else to say.
151.She’s really good at remembering stuff about food.
152.She can speak various languages.
153.She’s good at digging.
154.Very strong teeth.
155.Endless.
156.She is sly.
157.She has great dental hygiene.
158.Uknown.
159.Can take the place of society.
160.Always has something to look forward too.
161.Doesn’t mind the rain.
162.Could tell a story without saying a word.
163.She has an excellent collection of milsurp.
164.She has a very soothing appearance.
165.She isn’t afraid to try new things, especially food.
166.She is difficult to put into words.
167.She’s very knowledgeable on the subject of firearms.
168.Keeps you coming back for more.
169.Trancends all language barriers.
170.Got along with hopelessness.
171.Cute armpits.
172.Able to impede the natural order.
173.Can’t be ignored.
174.A dedicated and hardworking employee.
175.Really great at hugging.
176.Wouldn’t hurt anyone, even if they wanted it.
177.May be capable of entering a hibernation mode.
178.Skilled with bashing weapons.
179.Nice legs.
thank you yuuanon I was wondering when you would show up
Hard boiled.
Did you actually waifu them to 3200? It looks really, really bad. Thanks for the TS though.
Look fine to me.
I'm a bit hesitant to post in these thread since they aren't really related to SSR.
I don't want to bother anyone, this list is really long.
They’re on the series cover, related enough.
Whose grave are they digging?
yours if you keep making questions