>lean body for maximum mobility >ranged weapon for tactical supremacy >heightened perception, acknowledged as the greatest power in ancient mythos >drop dead gorgeous >loyal to her friends, no matter how different or obnoxious they are >enjoys having fun, not afraid to show emotion >dedication to her craft to the point her skills are indistinguishable from magic, still anguishes about her room for improvement >does not lose focus or despair even when pinned to the ground and about to get raped
>no underwear for maximum ease of penetration and defecation >so tidy that she does not need it at all to remain clean >no tits or ass so as to be distinguishable from the apewomen of the jungle continent
Was this meant to be criticism?
Aiden Gomez
>lowest risk of actually getting gobbed >thirsty but innocent >mature and has a career >actually has titties and an ass yeah, im thinkin she's best girl.
>she's a cunt >but she's cute so let's forgive her You're a silly retard.
Oliver King
>>she's a cunt But that's an objectively false statement.
Zachary Hernandez
This post gave me objectivity.
Owen Cox
Fine then.
She is a stuck up cunt at the start, but every time she is confronted with the errors of her ways she learns and adapts. For all her complaints, she remains loyal to the party. Whenever she eats shit, she makes a fuss about it, but swallows it and moves on.
Let's compare her to the other girls.
Priestess: flawless Mary Sue slowly going insane, Stockholm Syndrome for Goblin Slayer Cow Girl: no real character besides breeding sow Sword Maiden: manipulative trauma victim clinging to Goblin Slayer Guild Girl: sends newbs to die and get raped by goblins, no real skills besides lusting for Goblin Slayer
Erufu: only wants Goblin Slayer to have fun with her exploring ancient ruins and killing evil things, slowly learning to have fun killing goblins herself
She is, will be, and shall forever remain Best Girl.
Brayden Morgan
Cute feet.
Henry Rivera
>every time she is confronted with the errors of her ways she learns and adapts >banned GS from most efficient goblin-exterminating methods >BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT FUN AND ADVENTUROUS Stopped reading there.
Alexander Carter
>wants GS to stop being an AoE spamming noob with no regard for collateral damage >somehow a bad thing
Hudson Hill
For exterminator, yes. Silly airhead lived for centuries, learned nothing of the world and still has guts to impose her shallow worldview on a specialist. This is basically an 11 y/o banning plumber from using a wrench.
>>lowest risk of actually getting gobbed yeah, but highest risk of getting raped and assassinated by discontent adventurers, she can't defend herself for shit
Matthew Lee
How can you sneak a peek and sniff her panties if she doesn't have any? Checkmate barbarians.
Aiden Morris
>Hobbit size for maximum IMAGINE. >Dedicated support class in a world full of hot heads. >Permanent Divination, spell that is banned from most table. >Luck that rival Hero. >More beautiful than princess of elven tribe. >Princess of human kingdom is her shittier clone. >Still have enough cuteness to overwhelm her beauty. >Maximum devotion to her husbando to the point she unconsciously abandon her sacred duty. >Enjoy having fun, develop other characters more than the MC, including the MC, along the way. >Know how to choose her words or when to shut her mouth. >Learn meta spellcasting without anyone teaching her. >Turn useless joke spell into something that gets banned immediately. >Grow from someone that pissed herself when situation turn hopeless into someone that provoke Demon Lord Hand & proceed to kill it. >Never underestimate her enemy even against goblin, always use the most effective & safe method but still think about consequences. And the list goes on.
>tacking a nail with a sledgehamme Yeah a vapid knife-ear cunt would be the judge of that I guess, right?
Landon Green
>pedoshit >can't win by herself >metagaming with DM approval, terribad DM pet >cooked dice >mary sue >obnoxious PC one-upmanship >mary sue #2 >creepy, clingy and no true believer >DM pet #2 >hypocrite >metagamed build, probably got spoonfed by Goblin Slayer to be his buffbitch >disgusting twinkery >inconsistent character >tryhard
Zachary Morales
>>banned GS from most efficient goblin-exterminating methods Oh boy, I hoped we never had this topic again. Yes, Goblin Slayer-kun, just poison and bomb these city sewers, what could go wrong. She made him promise to not use his usual tactics for some adventurs. He keeps using them or bypassing them. It's not a topic anymore, it doesn't matter.
Hunter Reyes
>city sewers Goblin nest was far outside of city limits.
Wyatt Garcia
The issue is that GS doesn't distinguish a city sewer from an ancient ruin from some hole in the ground where the goblins go to eat and shit. He'll render an orphanage an irradiated haunted house inhabited by a nuclear demon from Fallout hell if it AoEs enough goblins. That is why Elf is against his usual methods.
Leo Watson
Nest was outside of city limits, it'd be okay to fuck it up whatever way GS preferred but nooooo. MUH ADVENTURE
John Howard
No, Elf against it because she hate it, just like she hate & forbid goblin guts. Priestess is the one that relieved that they didn't endanger the city, not Elf. Meanwhile, Elf still kick GS despite he follow her rule.
Jaxon Martin
>the figure of a child Objectively the pedo's choice.
That was the adventure where he promised her not to use the normal tactics. >& forbid goblin guts When did this happen? Because she said in one chapter that she doesn't mind it anymore.
Christian Richardson
>where he promised her not to use the normal tactics You understand what you're saying right? Bitch banned master from tools of his craft just because.
Blake Thompson
>this one time when Elf intentionally looked for a place that may have GS's FE race and was griping about the pathological fixation on AoE crap invalidates every quest they undertook and every instance she took a stance of support and every concession made for the sake of success
I bet you think dogs are better than cats too.
Nathan White
>liking twigs
Cooper White
You mean dick?
Owen Rodriguez
>invalidates every quest MUH ADVENTURE Because guild accepts it as completed alright.
Colton Allen
His best tool is his intelligence, not just carpet bombing any room that might be filled with goblins.
>When did this happen? And as far as I know, dousing herself with guts will not endanger the town. Not saying she never care about the town, but unlike others, she have others motivation, thus the kick. She want GS have fun, HER fun, not him.
2nd, same volume, even in the latest translated novel she still complaints about it.
Eli Torres
If the typical GS tactics were used, the meat shields would've been toast. That's the whole point of the village defense arc. GS's methods aren't universally valid.
Hopefully never. It wouldn't make sense, and they are best as buddies.
Caleb Edwards
Because Priestess has no personality beyond doing what GS-kun wants. Of course does HEA not hate it for the sake of the town, because that doesn't make sense.
Brandon Harris
>big Deedlit LARP in chapter 20 >allusions of jealousy while eavesdropping on his date day >constant fawning and teasing and refusing rewards for help
She wants his trouser goblin.
Leo Wilson
Because they don't apply in that situation. They applied in another but cunt twig banned them.
Isaiah Hernandez
>>big Deedlit LARP in chapter 20 You haven't read that chapter then. She just wanted to put one over the guys that shittalked goblin slayer.
Asher Murphy
Yes, that's what women imagined by horny, lonely japanese men do when they want to defend a guy.
Cameron Morris
>Priestess has no personality beyond doing what GS-kun wants. Read the book & unlike Elf, it's reasonable & GS accept it. Just like fire, water & poison, Elf forbid it more because she hate it, not for the sake of the town.
>Elf forbid it more because she hate it, not for the sake of the town But why don't you post that?
John Evans
I don't even read this series and I can tell the amount of mental gymnastics in this thread would make the Summer Olympics look like children playing around.
Juan Cook
It's a cool series, otherwise people wouldn't get this invested over silly cartoon girls lusting after oblivious MC cock. The differentiation is off the charts!
Landon Long
I'm sure you know that Elf dissatisfied & kick GS despite Water Town is safe.
Cameron Hughes
But that was when they were outside of Water Town.
Matthew Morgan
It's almost like Elf getting mad at badwrongtactics is a gag of the series and played for laughs.
Jaxson Jenkins
So Water Town indeed safe, but she still act like a bitch.
Jeremiah Perez
Yeah, I don't get why these anti HEA-fags are getting so pissy about her adventure autism.
Hey, just because I think she's 2nd best girl doesn't mean I hate her.
Robert Bailey
>Tomboy but keeps her feminine side >Strong silver ranked adventurer >Wears helmet when needed >Wants to look attractive for her boyfriend >Can halfswording >As a would be paladin she is willing to help everyone in need >Her beauty is recognized even for GS >Cute when drunk
Objectively best girl and that is not even for debate.
I'm not sure you know what Stockholm Syndrome is...
Michael Perez
She kicked him because his plan made a whole ruin collapse on their heads, and the whole point of the prohibitions was to ensure his collateral damage won't end up endangering them all. That's why she kicked him, because he doesn't understand the spirit of the rules, only the letter.
More dangerous than facing them normally? When just previously GS gets swatted in one hit by champion? She just hate things don't go her way, she still raised as princess.
Gabriel Barnes
>When just previously GS gets swatted in one hit by champion? The entire scenario would have played out the same anyway. The ogre did the same to him, and there were no prohibitons. They were still under the city and couldn't just explode their wasy through this encounter.
Christian Gomez
>Ogre. You mean the thing that is less dangerous than goblin according to GS? GS use his trump card as soon as possible when he fight goblins, even normal ones. Second champion battle is more safe with mirror tactic rather than normal battle, yet Elf still mad about it.
Hudson Hall
>yet Elf still mad about it See
Lucas Fisher
And how roof collapse while the party shielded by gate artifact endanger them more than anything else?
Connor Lopez
Erufu has many virtues, and many things that make my heart skip a beat and my dong harden as a rock.
But I think the thing I like the most about mai waifu is how she makes pajeet aspies rage on Yea Forums.
Luke Walker
Many scenarios are possible. Maybe the mirror crushed them all because Lizardbro couldn't hold it anymore.
Xavier Ortiz
you can smell the origin of the panties smell
Camden Miller
Just after Lizardbro show he can dislodge the mirror from a stone wall? Agreed, she's a wonderful girl. What rage?
Xavier Edwards
Who says he can hold that forever? Also he needed help with dislodging it. Also also there is the potential that the falling debris might caus the floor they are standing on to colapse, depending on how the thing is actually build. Also also also the gate might just shut down, it's magic, who the fuck knows how exactly it's working. What I'm getting at is that while it was a neat idea and I'm glad it worked out, there are still a lot of uncertainties involved with that plan, especially for someone that "doesn't let anyone roll dice".
Hudson Adams
>no fire, no drowning, no explosions, no poison, no cave ins Why does she care about how goblinos die?
Matthew Rodriguez
The greatest question is.
New chapter when?
Robert Wilson
Help from Priestess? After that he have skelly to help him hold the mirror. The floor being unstable will get noticed by Dwarf, especially after the explosion. DM can't change the setting after adventurer roll. >a lot of uncertainties involved with that plan, especially for someone that "doesn't let anyone roll dice". I'm not saying it is 100% safe, but way waaaay safer than battling them normally where one random critical hit can ruin everything, less dice gets rolled too.
Joseph Brooks
Collateral damage + deeply rooted views of how an adventure should be + GS starting out as a permascrub using bush league tactics that won't cut it on a greater adventure, but are nonetheless extremely effective at exterminating goblins. And she believes the fate of the world depends on him becoming a true adventurer.
Bentley Smith
Because she knows that they are a danger and pest that needs to be eradicated.
Sebastian Brown
>Sends hundreds of rookie adventurers to be gobbed and attempts to murder any adventurer that annoys her slightly by sending them to fight monsters stronger than their rank without a single care >Innocent
Andrew Wright
Last chapter was 2 days ago, come again next month.
>Wear a dumb hat >Pisses herself >Can't talk back to her wizard bullies >Mean drunk >Was raised by a goblin's daugther >Gave her first time to a random adventurer when she was 10 >Literally a downgraded young sword maiden. >WEARS A DUMB HAT
>Can't even throw a pebble into a cup And she expects to not get GOBBED?
Aaron Russell
>5e >barbarian >got one-shotted when it should have enough life to survive a crit This is probably where I slap the DM for the insane rule breaking levels of fudging
Benjamin Gray
user, hit points don't necessarily represent actual blood and meat points. They're just an abstract representation and summary of a character's defensive abilities, endurance, some part of it is blood and meat, but often it's luck, divine blessing, the ability to parry without getting too tired and so on. It's been like that in all D&D editions, and will remain so in the upcoming ones.
Well anons, this is Guild Girl month and we all agree that she is the best. To celebrate that, later or maybe tomorrow I am going to post the summary of Vol 6 CD drama that is focused on her.
