How would Touma handle the world of Re:Zero?

How would Touma handle the world of Re:Zero?

Attached: Kamijoutouma.png (1280x720, 919K)

With his unluck he would be a part of the Felt or Priscilla faction. Crusch is too upfront and Emilia is too passive.
Unequivocally trash the Archbishops. He redeems them too, somehow. Greed Archbishop is the new Accelerator
The Witch of Envy tries to scare him but gets Fish egg'd. He would unashamedly parade the fact that he could loop around.

>gets tortured for 10 billion years
>every moment of his life is nothing but streak of bullshit
>still survives and lives on anyway
He'll be fine

who would father misaka mikoto's children if Touma doesn't exist?

>Not this shit again
Would probably be more pissed off that he got separated from his fairy.

Attached: 1426577987307.jpg (640x720, 36K)

Just fine. Everyone would get harems groups will start getting names like GROUP, ITEM, SCHOOL, ... timeline would get hypercompressed everything for one season would happen in the course of just a few days. Many years will pass between the first few seasons and would come back with hyper QUALITY.

>IB cancels the summoning
>Nothing happens
There, that's how it goes.

alternatively if he did somehow get there, it would cancel his reviving if he died

What IB? Touma is now literally a cripple without his hand and even the dragons have fucked off. He's unironically just a normal high school boy, albeit one with a missing limb, at least three instances of brain damage and extremely fucked up morals.

He's shooting universe destroying beam now though

>gets tortured for 10 billion years
Is this real? How does he not go insane?

because he's already insane

Not insane enough if he can still function.

It's amazing how many people don't realize this.

He was broken in after that, enough to side with his torturer to fight against the world.

Probably wouldn't give up until he can win unless he gets to faced a situation where he has to choose a perfect world or himself again. I mean this dude was find being killed and dying all kinds of death but seeing a world where he can't act like a hero broke him. So he'll do fine.

Attached: 1539187618109.jpg (3815x2000, 882K)

>hurr durr he's already crazy!
No, faggot, that doesn't shield you from 10 billion years of torture. If he was 20 before then, then his normal life would account for not even a fraction of his existence. By all means, he should have no recollection of himself.

Because the writer is a hack

Literally this.
Both of them will end the fucking world if they learn that the other one won't return.

>dispels witch influence during evening fap
It's smooth sailing after that.

Probably helps that he actually has no recollection of himself from more than like what?3 months ago?

He learned to weaponized his PSTD and memory loss. He intentionally created gaps in his memories so it seemed like it was a short time instead of a billion years.

He will be fine, it won't be as worse as NT9.

Attached: NT_Index_v09_001.jpg (1120x1600, 279K)

The real question is how do Indexfags read their bloated garbage and enjoy it?

Bad writing.

They just fap to the waifus like most fan bases.

I guess it depends on which volume of Touma we're talking about here. Pre-NT9 Touma will have a much different mentality than that of Post-NT9 and will do things differently.

unironically staying for the world building

He would die from the first encounter. Without plot armor he is one of the most useless light novel MCs i can think of.

Plot Armor.

With our eyes and brains, like everyone else.

Attached: Gunha-The-Troll.png (800x691, 660K)

nah he'll do fine.

or that he's just a faggot who got his memory lost then turned into a guy who saves people in daily basis and literally have an unbending will.

I literally want him to die so he can have a sweet release of death. Motherfucker doesn't catch a break and now houses violent dragon eggs and about to get LOLI'd

Attached: 1539140052603.jpg (1023x734, 97K)

>brains
hardly

>opinion
hardly

>raildexfags
>brains

Attached: 1543765423918.jpg (960x958, 46K)

>brainlet
surely

Attached: Never again.jpg (1082x1200, 480K)

> How would world of Re:Zero handle Touma?
Fixed it for you.
Bonus round.
>How would it survive inevitable Memenus break-in?

Attached: 1538775194482.png (668x720, 543K)