How does one go about acquiring a dragon maid?
How does one go about acquiring a dragon maid?
Kevin Butler
Bentley Carter
be the mc
Brody Scott
But user i'm not a 25 year old code monkey
Matthew Garcia
1. Get into relationship with Kobayashi-san
2. Tell Tohru that you'll break it off with Kobayashi if she volunteers to take her place, otherwise you'll knock up Kobayashi
3. Proceed to knock up Tohru in Kobayashi's place
Chase Evans
This doesn't work either.
t.
Landon Richardson
by being a kind androgynous asexual
Josiah Cruz
>1. Get into relationship with Kobayashi-san
user, step one is already beyond any of us even with 3dpds
Kayden Foster
She'd probably go out with you if you just took an interest in her and asked.
Logan Torres
I'm 300% sure she'd just politely decline and be bothered by that shit for the rest of her life
Oliver Johnson
Nah, she said it herself. She's never been thought of in that way before (at least to her knowledge), so she's not used to it.
She may not outright say yes to being your gf at first, but if you prod her enough she'll agree to go on more dates at least.
Isaiah Gutierrez
Be a hardworking kind girl who also needs someone by her side.
Landon Bailey
That's what Tohru has been doing for about a year now.
If someone else tried to get with Kobayashi, Tohru would kill them before Kobayashi even knew they existed.
Landon Powell
>That's what Tohru has been doing for about a year now.
Yeah, but Tohru's hindered by Kobayashi not seeing herself as bi/lesbian. She might be able to change that, but it's unknown how much longer she'd have to keep trying.
>If someone else tried to get with Kobayashi, Tohru would kill them before Kobayashi even knew they existed.
If you work at the same company as Kobayashi you could flirt there, and maybe drinking parties afterwards.
Tohru would tag along for a few of those and eventually catch notice of you, but by then Kobayashi wouldn't let her kill you.
Leo Reed
get drunk and go to mountains
Elijah Fisher
Are you the same anons who had a 30+ post discussion about getting with Kobayashi last time and only got more and more abstract?
Nathan Turner
Even if one of us got that far with kobayashi our Japanese wouldn't be good enough to save us
Charles Murphy
Tried it, didn't go well.
Joseph Long
Step one is becoming 2D.
Brody Martinez
Why would you say such a thing to me
Nicholas Sanchez
we just have to wow her with our programming skills
Josiah Green
>This handsome devil is going to smash Kobayashi's pussy.
Jason Robinson
So, did she fall in love after Kobayashi left?
Jackson Howard
I have the perfect plan:
1) Disregard homosexual lizards.
2) Marry Kobayashi.
Isaac Turner
>implying it won't be Kobayashi doing the smashing
Xavier Lewis
You buy one of these and stick it under a box propped up with a stick.