Goblin Slayer

Hopes and dreams
of retiring from adventuring, married domestic life and making little Slayers and Cow Girls from marathon love making sessions.

She was supoosed to milk the cows, not join them.

a whore

Good answers.

It's over, blond thot; she's got the pasture ground.

You overestimate her sex appeal.

Go back

Two very big and plot heavy answers.

Rape.
exhentai.org/g/1344135/70d481d50a/

His past, childhood.

The generic childhood friend that doesn't do anything useful. Yunna from yuusha ga shinda may be a shitty tsundere but at least she can fight, unlike CG.

The hardworking wife

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And Priestess represents his future? Nobody can deny that all the development GS has gotten is because her.

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Huge tracts of land

The last remain of GS's childhood. Is important and toxic at the same time.
Important because it gives GS a reason to just not drop dead, toxic because it chains him to the past, keeping him insane and unable move on.

Requesting translation.

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A childhoodfriend, too afraid to push forward and doomed to lose. Even the talking questboard has better odds.

GG's simple shirt drives me nuts, it crash with the mini skirt and the stockings, it needs an accessory.

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I still thing the dorky glasses girl is the chapter 1 mage.

*Think

Also this.

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The future waiting for him when all the goblins are killed and Priestess goes completely crazy.

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You know the only way Priestess goes crazy if he dies, right? Otherwise it will never happen.

>When all the goblins are killed.
Literally impossible, the asshole meta gods will just spawn more Goblins put of the nowhere like they spawn cities, ruins, monsters and Characters and nobody finds it weird because the world "retcons itself" so it looks like those things were always there.

Hopes and dreams.

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So CG's complelty irrelevant because neither of these things can happen?

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Priestess can go crazy... but only if GS dies.

Pick 1, Yea Forums. This one or...

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Breeding sow for goblins

Or this one?

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Is not this one lesbian?

Someone to push best ship, GS is too autistic & Priestess will not make the first move.

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Best girl of course.

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post raep or i kill myself

Whoops, posted the wrong pic

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No need to kill yourself, I can kill you myself and save you the work.

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She is great but I will never make a mistake about best girl.

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then pls do it, i beg thee kind sire, i dont deserve to live pls kill me

GG is trash, though.

I like her deity, so i will choose her.

FACTS

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Too bad we will never get a full body view of her in this cute dress.

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harem end or bust

Bad voice acting.

Kek.

>lesbian
What

Well, fangirl of SM at least.

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>of SM
Sailor Moon?

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Bovine beauty

Sword Maiden

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What's wrong with my wife liking a masculine guy like the Sword Maiden?

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I want CG to hate Priestess, is boring how her charisma pacifies all the girls (except SM)

Vanilla Sequel when?

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Why would CG hate Priestess? Because she's pulling ahead in the GSbowl? Do you think CG is really that much of a petty, jealous bitch?

>Cute artstyle
>Draw rapeshit
Even if it was just a nightmare, it pisses me off

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No, but being a jealous bitch would make her more interesting. But she does feel jealous of Priestess, she envies her small boobs and "natural smell to fruits".

Is there supposed to be another soundtrack coming out for the anime? The first one doesn't have that comfy OST in the final episode where GS takes off his helmet. What a weird thing to exclude.

This mini comic also got new chapters.

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Handh*lding.

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Translation user, please come here.

came here to post this

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If Seiran is Priestess, who is GS?

>used goods

Cute.

Kanakp

What? Why she?

Same reason why Seiran is

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In that case, Ringo should be GS.

Not in the first place

What?

Why is female knight SO CUTE? She should invest in a proper bra though, her pokers are poking.

The artist realized that the way they draw Seiran made her look a lot like Priestess so it took it to it's logic conclusion.

It's random from the first place so why bother making accurate connections

Because is fun.

A rape victim.

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God I wish I was Not Guts.

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Childhood Friend With A Crush Who Will Never Confess And Watch From Afar As The Main Heroine Takes His Love Away™

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Practically sex by Japanese romance standards.

Meanwhile Priestess already shared the bed with him

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Someone has the translated version?
Also, while CG keeps grabbing GS hand, GS grabs Priestess hand by own will.

Why is she staring at his junk?

Of course, she is a slut that gave her first time to a random adventurer after all.

Bountiful harvest.

Marriage and pregnancy

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Priestessfags trying hard to compensate yet again. I wonder why they do it so much.

Cowgirl is life
Guild Girl is hometown

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Because jealous CG and GGfags can't handle the truth

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>jealous
Jealous? Don't project too hard, bud.
Just how sad and unfulfilled of a life you must have to be always so confrontational and defensive about a relationship between two fictional characters?

>Cowgirl does nothing
She is a coward
>Cowgirl grabs his hand
Oh why is she grabbing his hand?

BTW why is she grabbing his hand?

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Nice.

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>Just how sad and unfulfilled of a life you must have to be always so confrontational and defensive about a relationship between two fictional characters?
Dunno, maybe you should ask CGfags about that

Nice glorified "no u".

Nice no u

>186273292
Priestess would find you so pitiful.

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Milkies

Yes, keep doing shipping wars! it scares away the rapefags!

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At least we can all agree that Haruhi is best girl, right?

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I really like how mad she makes people.

No.

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I am a tragicfag, i want Haruhi to remember GS and look for him...only to find him dead.

I want her to be the villain.

That makes no sense.

>GS gets a full face reveal
>he is actually Kyon
>Haruhi isekai'd the SOS-dan because she was bored

i would cuume

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You just don't have enough imagination.

Using all the info we have, an artist made this. GS looks nothing like Kyon.

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Now that I think of it, I think its Kyonka in haruhi's party anyway, along with Yuki.

GS could be Koizumi, doing all the actual work.

I am sorry, what were you saying?

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>look at this literally made up drawing that proves nothing

Thanks for the laugh user

I'm sure she's well aware of that, user. It's all according her plan to get married with Swordbro.

Go back to your containment board you fucking subhuman scum.

The artist used every face shot of GS that existed, from the main manga and year one and drew based on them. There was a pic with all the references they used but I lost it.

But Guts is an assman like everybody should.

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>every face shot of GS

from that we can determine:

- his hair color and style
- literally nothing else

its fucking made up user, don't kid yourself

Mouth, nose, ears, the only thing truly made up is the eyes.

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Designated loser.

Goblin slayer is 100% a haruhi isekai holy shit

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Wait, why each kyon looks so different from each other?

And now heruhifags are fighting over whether or not for whatever retarded reason GS looks like their waifu's husbando. Why do the mary sues attract such pathetic men?

user, don't start samefagging just because you lost an argument

>autistic GGfag dumps the same pictures every thread
>user says nothing
>CGfag posts his handholding picture in every thread
>user says nothing
>Haruhifag post one picture and has a silly discussion
>OH MY GOD FUCKING MARY SUE FAGS AM I RIGHT
Neck yourself, faggot

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Still better than rapefags, I wish we had more GS Haruhi art though.

I dunno about you, but I am having fun with this.

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How presumptuous.
Looks like I struck a nerve.

I am the only one that seriously want Haruhi to remember GS and stick to him like honey? I bet it would be very cute.

It would ruin the story.

>Looks like I struck a nerve.
No, you only revealed yourself as a hypocrite. Raging about Priestess- and Haruhifag who do almost nothing while completly ignoring far more vocal GGfag and CGfag is retarded.

Ok, how about this? Is only for one chapter, Haruhi is actually very responsible and knows she has serious shit to kill. She tries to make GS come with her, he refuses because "no goblins", she pouts but accepts and leaves for her next nation level mission.

Delet

no that is a shit idea, you have an incredibly poor grasp on these characters' personalities

>raging
The only mad one here is you, judging from those caps and that reaction. I can practically hear your autistic rees.
>who do almost nothing
That's one hell of a bias.

Read

Sounds boring honestly.

What you have in mind then?

>The only mad one here is you, judging from those caps and that reaction. I can practically hear your autistic rees.
Says the guy that hangs around in GS threads to yell at every Priestessfag for existing.
>That's one hell of a bias.
Almost as bad as your bias, but I guess it's alright if you do it.

Hopes and dreams

goblins

>Delete based lizardbro
Disgusting

Fuck off, rapefag.

True, it looks plain and boring

That art is horrible, why you think lizardbro thread died pathetically?

>the guy that hangs around in GS threads to yell at every Priestessfag for existing
Resorting to boogeymanning I see. Look, I'm not saying all priestess/haruhifags are pathetic, but for you to lash out this badly, I guess the shoe just fits.
I didn't say anything about GG/CGfags this time because I don't see them going around obnoxiously parading their waifus as often, claiming superiority and shitting on the others. You're also basing this off the assumption that I've never said anything bad about CG/GGfags.
You say they post the same pics every thread, but why exactly is that a bad thing? And can you really say priestessfags don't do the same? I never said anything about any picture being posted.

Nothing, I'd prefer if she stayed away.

A source of protein and good fats

>I didn't say anything about GG/CGfags this time because I don't see them going around obnoxiously parading their waifus as often, claiming superiority and shitting on the others
So you're either lying or never visit GS threads. My money is on the former.

>You say they post the same pics every thread, but why exactly is that a bad thing?
It isn't bad in principle, beyond being the usual mindless waifuposting. I only pointed it out because you ignore them completly but lash out when somone posts anything Priestess related.
Either yell at all the waifufags or at none of them. Everything else makes you a hypocrite.

>when your bored playing with you max lvl char so you equip starting gear and decide to fuck around in low lvl area's

This thread is missing something important but I'm not sure what... wait a sec yeah it lacks Erufu.

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>My money is on the former
>completly but lash out when somone posts anything Priestess related
You're still assuming and ignoring an awful lot. I didn't "yell" at them for just waifuposting, I pointed out how they often bring up their waifu as a means to bring the other girls down, and how it's almost always uncalled for.
Tell me one instance in this thread of GGfags or CGfags being condescending and reductive towards Priestess or Haruhi for no reason.

Too flat

>the comfy danke threads died for this
Can’t say i’m surprised.

Blame waifufags.

This. Fuck Priestess and fuck Priestessfags.

Not true, BND threads are doomed since the beginning and the main manga reached bump limit quite fast because it was a good GG chapter and also had that priestess page at the end.

The main manga thread reached bump limit, only the BND thread died pathetically, but that is normal for that shitty art crap.

>Fuck Priestess
I would.

Squats, oats and half a gallon from each tit a day

Ironically the latest BND chapter is main chapter tier in art and story

Then why it's thread died with 161 posts?

Because anons hate BND and that's never going to change.

This BND was very ordinary for a long time so it's no surprise

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As all elves should be.

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The art has significantly improved though, especially Lizardbro. Still isn't amazing but much better than when it started.

Reminder that priestess was raised by a goblin's daughter.

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the future he is promised once GS cures his autism

Thus the SMfag is exposed, his inability to appreciate a maidenly body a testament to his lust for a luscious whore with a blackened womb.

welp time to spill some goblin blood

>maidenly
It’s just a dude at that point

?

imagine being the first woman to receive GS’ 10 year old reservoir of goblin-slaying juice, it’d put any healthy female into a cum-induced coma

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That's Itsuki, not Kyon.

And that makes her sexy

>A dude

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I see some questionable pixels.

It's a beautiful, perennially youthful girl that will gracefully adapt to a mother's body once the stars align and the fated one impregnates her and she gives birth to another beautiful elf girl. Nothing at all like a dude.

This artist is ridiculously good at tummies

There truly is a god, he is benevolent and he takes the form of the LN artist.

Thin waist, flat tummy, juicy thighs, perfectly shaped tits and round arses on all the girls

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It’s flat, but it’s also pretty detailed. You can see the natural fat rolls and creases, where usually it’s just a plain old uniform board. Not like I’m into fatties or anything but it gives you a far better appreciation for the superb figure and form

You know guys what would be an cool ending? If it turned out that the goblins were actually nice folks that were just controlled by some evil wizard and humans and goblins would end up living in peace.. eventually priestess would hook up with some new goblin hero. Then we could get a great spinoff of their cute daughter trying to bridge her human and goblin side.

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the life he has given up on because goblins are not dead

Volume 1 already sends your theory down the toilet. GS world is a D&D game with gods that spawn monster out of the nothing.

In universe shitposting done by some wine merchant so people stop buying the earth temple nuns wine.

What does Erufu represent?

Yes, Priestess should marry a goblin and stop being a homewrecker.

Nice try, goblin.

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An anvil.

Blacksmithing and industry.

t. smelly dwarf

>Deleted
Wut? It was shit but not against the rules.

Most goblins are actually underage. Thanks to their shitty lifestyle they have a very short life expectancy.

She represents the peak of beauty that humans can't reach.

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>for no reason.
There is reason, because GG & CG are shit bland character that mostly only exist to fawn over GS and even that Priestess is superior.
If you want to defend your waifu, why don't use material from the series?

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She also represent stagnation.

Love for tiddies

>186282253
Fuck off flaseslagging faggot.

But her role in the story is to get Goblin Slayer to stop being a metagaming WAACfag and enjoy adventure for the sake of adventuring. How can she represent stagnation?

GS represents real progress on a realistic level, while Elf just wants to have fun.

No, Elf only wants "muh fun adventurers!" While GS only want to kill Goblins in the most effective way possible.

>real progress on a realistic level
Expound as if you were explaining this sentence to a golden retriever.

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The most effective way to kill goblins can be terrible when any other considerations are taken into account, as the party had to make it known to him on the Sword Maiden quest. Elf's fun is in exploring and learning every little thing about the dungeon with her quest buddies, it's a valuable trait that bears great dividends in the long run.

As insane GS is, we can determine he want one thing: efficiency. This is why he does stuff like climbing a tower from outside instead of storming it. This goes against all what Elf believes, that adventures should be about the emotion of discovering shit, GS doesn't care about that.

Yeah, when she is not forcing bullshit rules that put everyone in danger. But why we still discuss this? After the water town bullshit GS never again listen to her bullshit and she can just bitch in the background while GS ask Priestess if she thinks that his new ideas (pus arrows) are too much.

Will spoiler user finish the volume 10's summary?

>But why we still discuss this?
Because Erufu a best. A BEST.

I am warning you, DON'T WATCH THIS PIC.

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Delete this.

But why not? It is beautiful

>She didn't get raped by Goblins.

What a shit Anime.

Delving too deep in the web is insane user, stop now!

Priestess canon more beautiful than her though and she's a human despite the size.

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Narrator has shit taste.

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He's just mistaking high charisma for beauty, and Priestess dumped her physical scores.

Post that part where GS thinks Priestess eyes are beautiful.

His past and his future

It's almost like both approaches have their upsides and downsides, and both GS and HEA stand to learn from one another and grow.

But they don't become like the other in any way. The only one turning into the other one is Priestess as she becomes more like GS, meanwhile GS just calms down and now is actively trying to fix his social skills, starting with his lack of ability to cheer people up, he actually got sick of it.

Talking about a non waifu topic for while. Next volume is going to on a desert you can check the monsters who can appear on this link
dandwiki.com/wiki/Main_Page
Just scroll down to desert. Which other monster besides goblins do you want to see?

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GS has been giving the "fun adventuring" rules a try, even if it's just being just within the letter of the rules for the sake of not directly antagonizing Elf. Elf on the other hand swallows her pride in literally every not-adventure they embark on and plays by his "no fun allowed on goblin slaying time" ethos. They're counterbalancing each other all the time, and Elf consistently defends GS from snobs and uppity outsiders to the group.

I will be honest with you, I don't want monsters, I want interactions.

>Elf consistently defends GS from snobs and uppity outsiders to the group.
What? Where? I saw the whole anime and nothing of this happened.

dandwiki.com/wiki/Desert_Centipede_(3.5e_Creature)

>anime

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Ok, seriously, is bullshit the anime cut away pretty much Elf best scene.

Hot damn those hips and thighs

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I want this dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Tarrasque but this thing must be Haruhi's level.

Read the manga then

>The joke
>Your head.

Seriously, you can't beat Priestess at being attractive. Racial advantage hold no candle against fine tuned DM/author's pet.

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The DM hates her, she is a Player's EX-pet.

Home

Ok ,Yea Forums choose
Left or shit taste.

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Middle.

max soft and comfy

Left.

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His predestined love

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Who is this girl with horns? She keeps saying that she is a goblin.

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Japanese goblin

That region was so isolated that goblins evolved to be raped.

I thought this was going to be of Sword Maiden.

I'll have to find someone who can read nip to tell me the instructions when my last bluray turns up

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Counterbalancing mean they keep check at each other. GS already give no shit about Elf's opinion, if he is going too far, Priestess will tell him.
Worse of all Priestess is brewing into something that even worse than GS.
People give too little credit at what Elf have to endure.

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What happened that elf is so triggered?

i like Amazons. will there be more Amazon Adventurer Lady?

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Gate Scroll inside a normal nest.

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I like the innuendos

Since this is series is just wish fulfillment for fans, I wish GS fucks all the girls because they are all to good to be wasted.

There's higher chances the goblins fuck all the girls than GS doing anything with any of them

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before i get to my post: i know orc is the elven word for goblin

but. i wish there were orcs in goblin slayer

I suppose hobs could be considered orcs

can you prove it?

hobgoblins are cowards, stereotypically orcs have no sense of self preservation

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>hardest boner I've ever had