Throw a stick, and the servile dog wheezes and pants and shambles to bring it to you. Do the same before a cat...

>Throw a stick, and the servile dog wheezes and pants and shambles to bring it to you. Do the same before a cat, and she will eye you with coolly polite and somewhat bored amusement. And just as inferior people prefer the inferior animal which scampers excitedly because somebody else wants something, so do superior people respect the superior animal which lives its own life and knows that the puerile stick-throwings of alien bipeds are none of her business and beneath her notice.

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That's a weird way of saying cats are boring assholes.

it's an H. P. Lovecraft quote so that's why it's weird.

Yui is soft, soft is good

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Cats=Yui>Inaba or whatevs>yuki's sister>Yuki

For me, it's the one with smaller breasts. I would happily jump ships if there are changes in bust size.

Yes, Lovecraft is well known for his love expertise

>The dog barks and begs and tumbles to amuse you when you crack the whip. That pleases a meekness-loving peasant who relishes a stimulus to his self importance. The cat, on the other hand, charms you into playing for her benefit when she wishes to be amused; making you rush about the room with a paper on a string when she feels like exercise, but refusing all your attempts to make her play when she is not in the humour. That is personality and individuality and self-respect -- the calm mastery of a being whose life is its own and not yours -- and the superior person recognises and appreciates this because he too is a free soul whose position is assured, and whose only law is his own heritage and aesthetic sense.

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stop acting cool, Hachiman. We all know you are horny as well but too meek to act, just be yourself and choose what your dick want

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Boobs come and go, and will be the case for Yui. This is why Yukino is superior.

Yui is not boobs she is more than boobs. She is kind gentle loyal, she is the first girl to love 8man

Never heard of these before but I am gonna save these because I often see some dog lover going on about how dogs are better. I don't care for pets but it's so obvious that the reason they like them is because they are foolish animals who can't think for themselves. Dogs don't actually love you. They are pack animals that are pre-programmed to follow whatever they see as the pack leader. I always respected cats more because they choose for themselves who they should stick with.

Yes, but does she have any parts to her that are more important than boobs?
And why go for her boobs when there are superior, flatter chests nearby?

EXACTLY
>Practical plebeian folk judge a thing only by its immediate touch, taste, and smell; while more delicate types form their estimates from the linked images and ideas which the object calls up in their minds. Now when dogs and cats are considered, the stolid churl sees only the two animals before him, and bases his favour on their relative capacity to pander to his sloppy, unformed ideas of ethics and friendship and flattering subservience. On the other hand the gentleman and thinker sees each in all its natural affiliations, and cannot fail to notice that in the great symmetries of organic life dogs fall in with slovenly wolves and foxes and jackals and coyotes and dingoes and painted hyaenas, whilst cats walk proudly with the jungle’s lords, and own the haughty lion, the sinuous leopard, the regal tiger, and the shapely panther and jaguar as their kin. Dogs are the hieroglyphs of blind emotion, inferiority, servile attachment, and gregariousness—the attributes of commonplace, stupidly passionate, and intellectually and imaginatively undeveloped men. Cats are the runes of beauty, invincibility, wonder, pride, freedom, coldness, self-sufficiency, and dainty individuality—the qualities of sensitive, enlightened, mentally developed, pagan, cynical, poetic, philosophic, dispassionate, reserved, independent, Nietzschean, unbroken, civilised, master-class men. The dog is a peasant and the cat is a gentleman.

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Haruno is the superior sister

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Yes, she's cunning, deceptive and a liar.
>kind
because Yui wants Hikki as a boyfriend because he saved her dog.
>gentle and loyal
So loyal that she left the Service Club because she thought Yukino and Hachiman were dating. So loyal that she plans on ending her relationship with Yukino in volume 14.
>she is the first girl to love 8man
A love birthed from an accident, because he saved her dog. He is her "hero"

Yui loved Hachiman before she even knew who he was, how can that be better than getting to know someone, forming a connection and falling in love slowly but surely?

>The superior imaginative inner life of the cat, resulting in superior self-possession, is well known. A dog is a pitiful thing, depending wholly on companionship, and utterly lost except in packs or by the side of her master. Leave her alone and she does not know what to do except bark and howl and trot about till sheer exhaustion forces her to sleep.
Hmm, sound familiar?
>A cat, however, is never without the potentialities of contentment. Like a superior woman, she knows how to be alone and happy. Once she looks about and finds no one to amuse her, she settles down to the task of amusing herself; and no one really knows cats without having occasionally peeked stealthily at some lively and well-balanced kitten which believes herself to be alone.

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her heart and her persona. as i said, her boobs are added point, i like the way she is. Yukino is too perfect seem abnormal and she is too cold

Haruno should go to mental hospital

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It's because you like her "happy and friendly" exterior, but Yui deep down she doesn't care if Yukino ends up all alone and loses everything. As long as Yui gets her Hikki, that's all that matters.

no,
That;s true at first but slowly she want to his friend and eventually like him

First, she is hurt deeply and run away. Second, she try her best didnt she, a girl cant be selfless all the time

The accident is a spark, an opportunity to learn how 8man is. The guilt and responsibility of accident is resolved and their relationship grew anew. I repeat, she likes 8man because she just like him.

if Yukino did the same would you blame her? Pls be fair. Love is selfish. Also, Yukino wants friends not love

>Haruno should go to mental hospital
I'd be her doctor. I'll treat her for female hysteria by giving her a loving clitoral massage with my fingers, then scoop her grool with my tongue so she doesn't get dirty.

After that I'll give her a hard dicking for good measure.

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how does even the bra work in that pic?

Very carefully.

It relies on hopes and dreams.

>muh dog
>muh blind affection
>pls gimme attention
Blech
>In short, a dog is an incomplete thing. Like an inferior woman, she needs emotional stimuli from outside, and must set something artificial up as a god and motive. The cat, however, is perfect in herself. Like the human philosopher, she is a self-sufficient entity and microcosm. She is a real and integrated being because she thinks and feels herself to be such, whereas the dog can conceive of herself only in relation to something else. Whip a dog and she licks your hand—faugh! The beast has no idea of herself except as an inferior part of an organism whereof you are a superior part—she would no more think of striking back at you than you would think of pounding your own head when it punishes you with a headache. But whip a cat and watch her glare and move backward hissing in outraged dignity and self-respect! One more blow, and she strikes you in return; for she is a lady and your equal, and will accept no infringement on her personality and body of privileges. She is only in your house anyway because she wishes to be, or perhaps even as a condescending favour to yourself. It is the house, not you, she likes; for philosophers realise that human beings are at best only minor adjuncts to scenery. Go one step too far, and she leaves you altogether. You have mistaken your relationship to her and imagined you are her master, and no real cat can tolerate that breach of good manners. Henceforward she will seek companions of greater discrimination and clearer perspective.

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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

Yukinoshita "pls save me" Yukino can be successful in worklife but never in emotional/love life. She is black hole sucking all your emotional support for her own growth, she is a sociopath

Yui = Dog
Yukino = Cat
Iroha = ?

That's the power of best girl

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Haruno on the other hand will suck your balls dry. That's why she's best Oreigaru and the superior sister

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fox

Haruno=?

And Lovecraft's cat was called what again? It seems to have slipped my mind.

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snake

Black-skinned human male.

Can't argue with that. Fits her like a glove.

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Yukino doesn't know how to handle love and attraction, she's a broken and fragile girl. Never truly shown love by her own family and everyone always abandons her.

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Iroha is the one with no Penguin symbolism.

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poor she but not free pass on 8man

what?

What is your problem with dogs?

Did you not read the novels?

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seriously, i cannot recall, i read it too long ago or did i?

Would you put yourself at risk to save a pupper?

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I wonder why Yukino never visited the hospital? Yukimom didn't let her?

I should put her on a leash and teach her the way of Inu to arukeba the pleasure of being walked outside.

8man is so brave

My guess is the same as you. Btw,it's not her fault right?

>that doujin

He clearly didn't have any laser pointers around

>tried to play with a dog using a laser pointer
>tfw that pitying look like "what the fuck are you doing"

Haruno looks like she knows her way around a cock

She pleases old men for Yukimommy.

I think Yui will be the key to those autists getting together, proving she's not a "nice grrl" but a best girl.

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Why is Haruno so interested in Hachiman?

Well Yui knows that Yukino keeps a picture of Hachiman in her room in the midst of her "treasures" (pan-san, cat plushies, etc.) It's a question if Yui tells what she saw in her opinion in the infirmary or keeps it to herself.

Because of his relationship with Yukino. In the spino-off when Hachiman ends with Yui, Haruno basically ignores his existence.

i want Yukino to suck my dick and i lick Yui boobs

yuckyno a shit

t.Yumiko

Don't worry, Iroha will get her shit pushed in by Yukimom next volume.

based

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