Does cum really look like this?

Maybe you just can't smell it because it's your own smell.

Cum always looks like yogurt in anime, but mine look like coconut juice, I wonder if there is anything wrong with me.

I expected that reply, hence I added "legit" to my sentence.
It does have that "cum" smell, but it's definitely not fishy/seafood-ish (I hate seafood, never ate them).

Yes

Attached: 8823CCAF-0296-4F73-B94D-9BAFF954892A.jpg (600x342, 35K)

Mine has a sort of spicy scent. I don't know why

> smell more floral
Imagine having cum that smells like roses

>if there was a thread that ever needed a nuking

Attached: 1550536156285.gif (263x368, 217K)

I just want to be able to cum as much as my anime characters. Like you know, to the point where it looks like someone emptied an entire bottle cool whip

Attached: 23zpV_d.jpg (640x3634, 237K)

You can literally figure that out yourself in five minutes tops. Visit /h/ if it helps.

>I just want to be able to cum as much as my anime characters.

This. Even taking all the supplements for larger loads doesn't get me anywhere near anime levels.

Were all devout christians, so we wouldn't know

Why have you cum to this thread anons?

I forgot that pic existed, thank you.

Early in puberty.

what the fuck did yuasa even do with this series, dunno if i should watch

So, why does she need the glasses if she's deaf? This question has remained unanswered for a decade.

I know you like to think that cum don't stank
but, lean a little bit closer, see, roses really smell like poo-ooh-ooh-hoo

thank you for letting me know there are literal lesbians browsing 4channel

Attached: 1542311466597.jpg (1920x1080, 185K)

It can, if you're very unclean and don't wash for a few days.

Mine smells like chlorine

I thought only Muslims weren't allowed to jack off

Because you aren't married to your hands?

Fun fact: the smell people associate with chlorine is due to human bodily fluids being added to chlorine, notably urine.

Pool smell? Pee.

(You)

I'm gonna hotglue that doll!

You thought wrong.

the smell and taste of semen changes somewhat depending on what you eat

Attached: ananas-anime.gif (243x300, 2.27M)

Yes, depends on what you eat.
Idk man i'm on steady and continous intake and the volume is enough to overfill a small water cup.
Nothing hentai tier but i'd shame almost all porn.

More important, why does cum squirts with a sound of mayonnaise?

mine smells clean like clorox or something

who taste his cum before? anyone and their father sure smell their own cum when clean up. I slightly lick it and all i can taste is thickness overall in my oral cavity even i just lick a bit. The taste is not that prominent but hinting bitterness. Now i compassion about girls having to taste such disgusting, vomit inducing thick cum

Debasing themselves is like half the fun in sex for many women so don't 'compassion' about it too much.

you sure? proper education and current media taught me to value and respect women, not fuck their brain out without proper consent. All i want is love, and sex is a major way to convey it, for me at least

Mine smells like bleach.

Well...
Taste and smell can be modified by diet.
Fruits like tomatoes, melon or juices can improve the taste and the ammount.
Things like coffe make it less ``sweet´´.

No, I think it's normally a bit redder

Just google ``God tier cum´´ and

Consent or respect have nothing to do with this. It's what a bunch of them(not all) want from purely sexual point of view

I'm skeptical of this fact. Surely people smell chlorine without human bodily fluids being added to it all the time.

stop raping people, user

I've tried it and it's not that disgusting. It hardly tastes like anything. The only problem is that it's sticky, so it's not very easy or pleasant to swallow.

i also dont quite buy the diet change cum smell/taste theory. Semen is secretion but excretion which depend on what you want to expel from diet. Semen has its strict composition or else how would the sperm fit to it

Imagine not being castrated since birth

Attached: Sleep.gif (480x270, 1019K)

sometimes, when i am down, i think why cant i direct the sexual desire to produce something, sex is energy and we should use them for other things than sex or more related, fapping

...

both

Sperm sells have strict composition. There are further fluids produced by the prostate and seminal vesicles that get added and these can be affected by diet or other factors as their composition is not all that relevant.

Mine smells like pancake mix.

we need good citation

1. Buy 2 identical onaholes
2. Buy white colored lotion / bukkake style lotion
3. Pump lots of lotion into 1 onahole, use the other one to jack
4. Cum inside the lotion filled one
5. When you're done, tilt the onahole down and watch.
6. ???
7. PROFIT

I can't stop grinning (from satisfaction) when I did that to my lolinco virgo.

Mine smells like really good weed

no man should use 2 onaholes at the same time, you are sinful

I have a tiny one for oyakodon.

Wikipedia can give you a few.

my semen sometimes has blood in it

Swollen with liquid
Ready to burst
A load of my lymph
Will quench this dead body's thirst
One month in the grave
Twisted and half decayed
She turned a putrid yellow
I pissed in her maggot filled asshole
Fucking the rotting
My semen is bleeding
The smell of decay
Seeps from her genital cavity
The smell was unbearable as I unburied her
I cum blood from my erection
I feel it run
Down her throat, swallow
Eyes glassy and vacant
Body dug up to play with
Skin greasy and naked
Tonguing her rotted anus
I need a live woman
To fill with my fluid
A delicate girl, to mutilate, fuck and kill
Her body exceptional
She thought I was normal
But I wanted more
I came blood inside of her
Choking on the clot
Gagging on the snot
Gushing blood, from her mouth
Bloody gel leaking out
Body buried in a shallow grave
Unmarked for none to find
The sickness I have left behind
Undetected go my crimes
The greatest thrill of my life
Slit my own cock with a knife
Violent, climax, serging serum on my skin
Back from the dead
I am resurrected to spew, putrefaction

This user knows whats up I also have Virgin Age Admission and Virgin Age Graduation to get that "growing up" feel.

Same.

Have you never masturbated before OP?

Attached: picture_of_picture_of_folder_containing_picture_of_confused_looking_anime_girls_with_interrogation_m (199x257, 10K)

>I slightly lick
Is this something normal? Is it common for heterosexual men to put their cum in their mouths? Am i the only one who is extremely grossed out by semen?

How many times do you masturbate per week Yea Forums?
I do it three times and i intend to lower it from there.

I don't think it's common for them to do it all the time but it's not weird to be curious and want to try it out.

everytime before i sleep, because i am a uselessfuck bum around having extra energy and seconds, i develop bad habit of bed-time phone reading

At least 7 times a week

Generally 1-5 times every day, so 7-35 times per week, but I guess it converges towards the middle of that range when it's a sample size of a week.

Yes.

Attached: 1451614070440.png (1900x2529, 2.67M)

At least once per week or bad things will happen for sure.
Usually 1-2 times per week, more rare if 3 times per week in cases when i'm really horny and lewd.

This. Sometimes twice a day.

I'm on no fap, send help this shit works too good.
Ive completed 6 of my AA steam games to 100%, am losing interest in playing vidja and more in modding it, have random urges to run around the house that i've started to act out on and have actually considered going outside.

>tastes
you didn't seriously do that, right

Usually 1-2 times a day, but sometimes I take breaks lasting between a week and a month.

i want to masturbate to induce stroke as suicide method, it is the best way to go, so help me pls

You need to get your dick checked out I'm pushing thirty and still get thick cummies.

it's what i'm trying too, my heart palpitations when going to sleep are already so intense it can take me 6+ hours to fall asleep so it shouldn't be too long

That doesn't seem right, I'd have to go and find someone willing to masturbate in front of me. That sounds gay as shit.

>clean