Why do 2D girls masturbate in sweater vests?

dont forget mezzo forte by same creator

POST ANIME GRILLS MASTRUBATING IN SCHOOL UNIFORM PLEASE

That's actually what it looks like, especially with the face.

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The animators were too lazy to draw them with the comfy clothes they wear at home.
For example if you watch Hibike I'm sure Kumiko masturbated in her pijamas.

Do Jap schoolgirls fantasize about being rawdogged and cummed inside while wearing their school uniforms?

Who doesn't?

>I'm sure Kumiko masturbated in her pijamas.

But what would she be thinking about?

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Girls masturbate???

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Reina.

Girl nipples are like 4x more sensitive than boy nipples. She's doing it to enhance her orgasm like how guys stick a finger up their ass to stroke the prostate while they stroke their penis.

A girl whom (You) know has masturbated to (You) at least once and (You) will never know about it.

(You) probably ignored her or are oblivious towards her.

Fuck user now you got my brain working.

But Kumiko isn't gay, user.

Literal lesbian on denial.
The way she lusts after Reina and Asuka is almost hilarious.

When you want to masturbate it doesn't matter what you're wearing, you just pull down your underwear and get to it.

Haha y-yea
A girl has d-definitely touched herself to me at some point, r-right?

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I know one who probably did but I doubt there were any others.

>like how guys stick a finger up their ass to stroke the prostate while they stroke their penis
No?

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very yes

>like how guys stick a finger up their ass to stroke the prostate while they stroke their penis
Gayest shit i've ever read

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You are gonna get nut on your clothes

>Be me
>dislike Devillamn Crybaby for its animation
>See this post
>Preferences take a 180-degree turn
Time to watch Devilman Crybaby hueheuhue

if you answered "Yes" to this then you are a fucking liar

>like how guys stick a finger up their ass
you got something to share user?

Keep telling yourself that

I'm a disgusting fat fuck so I highly doubt that

did she die?

1 or 2 girls may have been into me in my life but masturbating to me(user)? no user that did not happen. chad doesnt post here

Everyone died iirc

I don't remember her dying on screen unless i missed it in that horribly paced mess of a battle.

The whole world got destroyed

I think it's more like how guys massage their balls while they're masturbating.
At least that's what I do.

She turned into that spider demon thing in the leadup to the apocalypse and then jobbed to a crowd of random humans.

I tried to do that before, ended up squeezing them on accident

youtube.com/watch?v=GL2073hstyo
Why did she shoot herself? Why is a spike coming out of her tiddie? I don't remember ANY of this. What a terrible anime.

*donkey noises*

lol terrible just like the entire anime

Controversial for the internet statement, but I've never met a girl who masturbates who wasn't fucked in the head.

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Girls masturbate and sometimes poke fun and joke around one another when they tell each other which guys they fantasized with.

I’ve once masturbated to a video of some user masturbating.

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There is no way a girl who hasn't masturbated exists, maybe the crazy ones are those that are open enough for you to find out.

T. virgin.

So, like 99% of girls?

Nice fantasy, faggot. But no.

What the fuck we dont

Highly unlikely. Why would someone imagine me slowly caressing them to the bed, kisses the back of her ears and slowly penetrating her nether regions with my meat stick?

This has to be a joke. When did that happen?

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no nigger go back to /u/ and kys

She saw an image of puppies and is Hnging so hard, she needs to clutch to her heart, but accidentally grabbed her boobies

Not that guy, but the LN really makes it seem like the author is a lesbian in denial. You know how straight male authors often spend a lot of time describing hot female characters and then fumble when they try to describe an attractive male character? The Hibikek LN is that, but with a woman author.

>sees image
>remembers donkey noises
>laughs so hard makes my dog jump up

W-wait, can't boys touch their nipples while masturbating too? Cause I've been doing that for a while...

Nah, a lot depends on the particular person. Some people have more nerve endings in their nipples than others.

I don't remember that scene

Enjoy your gyno

>he doesn't masturbate in sweater vests

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I know of one where this is a possibility, but she's with a spic now and I'm two steps short of necking myself anyway

How the fuck does a guy even stick a finger up his ass while also jerking off? Not everyone is a yoga master who can dislocate his arms.

I wonder.

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Lose some weight, fatty.

Prove to me that you can stick a finger up your ass and jerk off.

use your thighs to masturbate
or i dunno use one hand on your dick

usually you can still stimulate your prostate externally, that'll still literally double your orgasm intensity unless you're already desensitized to it. First time I did it I thought I was going to pass out and fall on my toilet or something

How do you wipe your ass?

Guys don't stick their finger up their ass, you moron. There's that one spot at the base of ball sack you can push in order to stimulate prostate

Is this how faggots masturbate.

Is this how faggots masturbate!?

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Look at these straight girls

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Fucking faggot

I do, but don't tell that to anyone.

subtle

The fact that the novel was written based on the author's highschool experience makes me feel sad for her "friend"

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Nigga you gay

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please tell me source

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My dad touched a nipple once.

It's more likely that the only girls who felt the need to tell you about their masturbation habits were fucked in the head. I would think that only a vocal minority of people are that open about their sex habits.

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ichi the killer maybe

>implying I would masturbate to a 150-kg creepy autistic moeblob manchild

>like how guys stick a finger up their ass to stroke the prostate while they stroke their penis
Based and redpilled.

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Ah, fuck I remember that. You got a screen from the thread or a link?

kek. My folks woke up.

Holy shit this is funnier than the comment it was replying to.
>He's so fat he can't even reach around his butt cheeks

Girls don't masturbate. They usually save their hymen for their husbands.

Don't. The last two episodes are genuinely the worst episodes of any show I have ever watched.

Yea Forums - Anime and Faggots

The fact that emergency wards have at least half their traffic from things people shoved up their ass tells me that user is quite prolific.

>emergency wards have at least half their traffic from things people shoved up their ass
False.

>like how guys stick a finger up their ass to stroke the prostate

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they do it so they don't get cold

doubt

Nah, i dont use my fingers for that.
me and my GF have a variety of dildos and buttplugs.
sometimes i have her fucking my ass with one while i masturbate, someties, i just stick a vibrating one in and enjoy the sensation.

sharing dildos is fun, washing a shit-smelling finger with post-cum-awareness isnt.

i enjoy prostate-stimulation.

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My gf certainly has, at least once, right?

Normalfags begone.
Actual fags also begone.

it is rare in our case. we usually do this to get the other one to "get horny" if he doenst want to have sex at that moment.

it is awful, having omeone to force you to get horny by masturbating loudly besides you, but goddamn its fun too if you´re the one doing it.

at least im a "fag" that has a normal sexlife since 2012, asshole.

take your degenerate blogposting and fuck off back /r/eddit with it

It's even higher? user, it's great that you want to keep the medical industry afloat, but you don't need to masturbate millions of times per day to give the doctors a job to do!

>not using godlike dildos that you can stick in without having the need of fearing a bottle dissapearing into the oblivion that is your ass

If a girl and boy who are both disgusting turbo NEETs start dating does that make them normies?

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>Not training your sphincter muscles enough to crush and melt the plastic out in order to enjoy the pleasure of crystal clear poo going down the toilet..

Anyone who disagrees with this is probably someone who is proud that they don't shower

so you had a turbo MEET?

How would those turbo NEETs find each other?

Girls don't poop.

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Dating site. That's where all undesirables end up. You should see the amount of men hating feminist on there.

Unless I tell them to

No thanks, I'm not a normalfag who needs a relationship.

They do FULL COMBO.

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Yikes, imagine someone having such a shit taste. I hope I don't know them.

Lies!

I know because she told my sister and my sister told me.

I just wish my waifu masturbates to me

Yeah I felt like too until I experienced it.

Based onesan

Sorry user, she actually masturbates to me.

kek

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When you use multiple layers of clothing is like someone else is touching you.

user...

>stick a finger
>Not stick delicious corm.

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why nobody point out the 4 time bull shit

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Why are Yea Forumsnons revolted at the idea that someone they know or barely know masturbated at your expense?

Because sick fucks who think people like me are arousing are revolting.

Why would you state the obvious?

A lot is anecdotal evidence, honestly. It works for some, but not everyone. The breasts have a lot of nerve endings, some of which connect to the pleasure centers in the brain similar to the genitals.

Also, removing the breasts can affect sexual function. sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0378512210001362?via=ihub

What the fuck, I don't remember that in the novel. Was there a sequel released or something?

Real question, is it true that girls feel each other up the same way guys slap each other on the ass/grab each other's balls?

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Speaking from personal experience, they do it even more than that.

>grab each other's balls?
user, I hate to be the one who tells you but I think you were actually molested.

test 2

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Interesting, I now they do perverted shit as well, but I was never told if they express it similarly to boys
>Speaking from personal experience

Nah realistically speaking, it's just a part of a developmental experience up until late adolescence
>mutual exploration in grade school (showing pubic hair, messing with nipples)
>gradually turns into mock actions (i.e. slapping, grabbing) in high school when no external parties were around

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in more or less that one is true user

Wait, really? I've always thought like the clit has more concentrated nerve endings than the penis and that's why it's so sensitive. So my theory was like man has less wider skin on his chest, well I mean, I'm not into a trap thing tho.

I know at least 2 girls who mastubated to me
One is my 2nd best (girl)friend. The other one is a chick I used to tease back in highschool

I could bang a gang of rainbow haired traps and still be less gay than you.

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because its cold

Maybe
there was a girl back in mid highschool who really wanted to get in my pants
I NWFed her

So when they die they blow up into a big pile of shit?

Yes. Yesterday a female co-worker kept grabbing at my tits and comparing them. Then it started with the female co workers comparing everything.
Every time a coworker gets a new bra they end up flashing it to every girl like at least once.
I even had a female coworker who would always reach into my pockets for the store keys, with no warning.
They closer girls get the more handys they get.

L O N D I N I U M

Why do you have tits bro? That's gross, lose some weight.

I bet you my tits are bigger than yours

Does she compare the size of her benis too?

>He doesn´t know boy´s vagina is 4x more sensitive than girl´s benis.

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Most likely

I mean, the only way to really measure it would be to start by applying a very tiny amount of stimuli with like a microbrush, and keep increasing it until the subject notices. Then repeat for a suitably large sample population. You really think you're gonna get a NIH grant for that?

What has this thread become

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Official Yen press translation, first volume. I just did a full text search and it's indeed there.

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If you have limited social interactions (Like many here seem to have), then it's highly unlikely.

A thread about how Yea Forumsnons masturbate.

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I am not fit and I do not know any women with deranged fetishes that I would clearly fall into.

This is downfall of being incredibly fucking average, you can be anybody but never anyones fucked up carnal desire.

Sorry for blogfagging but there was a senior that had a crush on me back when I was a sophomore in high school. I didn't learn about it until I was a senior and had a class with her younger sister, a junior, who told me about it. I had no clue of what the girl looked like but her sister told that she found me to be pretty cute from what she saw of me walking in the hallways during class changes. She didn't want to try anything because of the two year age difference, and also because she was shy. I asked her sister to show me a picture of her and she was a fucking bombshell. I doubt anything would have came from it, as I didn't get a grasp with relationships and women until college, but part of me wishes it happened.

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My gf, Lillie, does not poop.

Imagine fashioning yourself as part of a community of losers but still finding it inconceivable that there are people that are treated like losers.

they could also simply be ugly. no one will fap to you because of your nice personality.

You wish she wasnt...

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Underrated post

I wonder how it feels as a girl

>like how guys stick a finger up their ass to stroke the prostate
I've had hemorrhoids once, I ain't fingering my own ass like that ever, fuck you

My nipples aren't sensitive. That would just be wasted effort.

>like how guys stick a finger up their ass to stroke the prostate
Only you do that.

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i stopped believing that a long time ago, user

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Put me on the screencap.

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Fiction has ruined me when it comes to that stuff anyway. Fictional relationships (also platonic ones) are always so much more interesting because you get to see both sides, whereas in real life it's unlikely you'll ever get to hear their true opinion on you.

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women have no showmanship. actual female masturbation is the lamest shit ever. most girls don't even put their fingers in themselves.

Of course not, rubbing the clitoris is enough. Besides, at least one girl told me that cumming inserting their own fingers is kinda difficult.

>most girls don't even put their fingers in themselves.
Why bother when the best part of the clitoris is on the outside?

Then...wipe it off.

that's what I mean by no showmanship. what looks good and what makes them feel good aren't the same thing.

It's not like male masturbation looks any better.

Still subjective -- far easier to just look at where the nerves are and how many

I'm not gay so I wouldn't know. I don't hunch over and finger my cock head like a girl though.

Isn't the arousal stemming from watching female masturbation is that she's experiencing sexual pleasure and orgasm, not simply because of how it looks?

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Highly unlikely, im hideous and besides I dont know many women.

Stretching helps prevent future hemorrhoids :>

>A girl whom (You) know has masturbated to (You) at least once and (You) will never know about it.
>implying I didnt make her take pictures of it

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that's how it is for me but people have different tastes so I'm sure a lot of anons will disagree

Female masturbation is disgusting.

That other user was implying it was a purely or primarily aesthetic thing, which is a new to me, but...to each their own.

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Faggot.

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Opinion: Female masturbation is great as long as they don"t insert anything or touch themselves directly.

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Where does it go?

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I wanna be that table.

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This. It's okay if they're just humping a pillow or have a vibrator on the clit, touching it directly is wrong.

Nice dubs

Because it's psychological dude. Why wouldn't a woman want to enjoy the wonderful shape of the male phallus penetrating her vaginally, while at the same time having her clit stimulated, breasts massaged, and orally enjoying the shape of yet another phallus, all the while being kissed and told what hot and beautiful hime she is? And maybe you can also cream pie her with massage oil (anything else is gross for you). Or you add tentacles. But instead you have "muh clit stimulation." Which is supposed to be attractive. I really don't know what kind of shit these girls are masturbating to. It must be like a male using a cock-ring = pure phyiscal pleasure, instead of humping his pillow or coming from mere power of will/fantasizing even without movement. There is no deeper enjoyment. IF YOU COME BY NOT USING THE CLIT, YOUR FANTASY WAS BETTER AND MORE INTENSE/PSYCHOLOGICALLY SATISFYING. WHY WOULD I, AS HYPOTHETICAL GIRL, WANT TO COME MASSAGING THE CLIT?

Because knowing that she is cute, beautiful and hot should make the entire experience more intense even for her, in turn making it more attractive for you. You can really tell that you guys are autistic. Even as virgin who has no own fetishes, but needs to experience everything empathetically.

you are the big gay
please don't contaminate this thread further

These anons get it.

It's easier.

female masturbation is disgusting but female orgasm is gorgeous

2/2 I meant to say "I can really tell." And at that point that everything is empathetic you also stop being interested in sex in generalUnless there's a cute (2d) virgin girl... maybe. And I'm also of the opinion that every male is by nature asexual, since males don't bond sexually, and every fetish is some unreflected stereotype delusion you falsely believe to exist that can be nullified by reason.

Of course not! no one would ever do that do that! right guys?

The only scenario where this happened is if they had a regret schlick and just masturbated to the thought of being pinned down & raped by human garbage. But after she finished felt some absolute disgust and never did so again.

Clit stimulation is apparently the most pleasurable form of stimulation for them, and apparently many prefer vibes over dildos, for that reason. Clit stimulation is adorable, very innocent and girly.

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Post more of clothed (sfw) female masturbation.

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who virgin here

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Yeah, but it doesn't change my path to KV wizardhood.
Volcel is the true ascetic path. The arcane will not come to those who never needed to conquer their carnality. Meekness alone does not warrant a pity blessing.
I hope you enjoyed my blog.

Sex has already transcended into the area of the unobtainable in my mind. It's like a private yacht and stuff like that - it exists, but it might as well not.

Yes. I realized I was a lesbian when a friend tried to tease me and I came almost instantly

Continue to share information, femanon.

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Not really much to share about it
>Be me at 15
>Had a boyfriend, I'd given him a few handjobs but we never had sex because we were pussies and afraid to buy condoms
>He'd tried to get me off a few times but never succeeded
>Have sleepover with girlfriends and bring it up in conversation
>bff puts on her best Urkel impression because she knows I fucking hate it and says he's just doing it wrong and that I need a real man to show me a good time
>Leans forward and rubs around my inner thigh to try and make me laugh at the joke
>Fingers brush my clit and I'm fucking done
>Have what was maybe my second or third orgasm ever with all my friends watching
>Call my mom and go home crying and confused because I don't know why it happened, and don't speak to my friends for weeks out of shame

>like how guys stick a finger up their ass to stroke the prostate while they stroke their penis.
What? I've never done that does it work?

>Call my mom and go home crying and confused because I don't know why it happened, and don't speak to my friends for weeks out of shame
T-this isn't like my Japanese doujins

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It's called milking the prostate virgil the virgin.

Sounds like you just have a humiliation/exhibition fetish to be desu.
Gay 3d women is literally a meme.
Nice blog, though.

citation needed

Haha who'd be a virgin in the current year? ;_;

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You're just reading the wrong (right?) ones.

smelly hands typed this post.

Actually, she told me she did. I felt flattered but also guilty 'cause I didn't felt attracted to her in the least. We're still best friends, though.

This post single handedly derailed the whole thread

Got a link to a video?

>on denial
>on

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>[citation needed]

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fag

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Context check.

And how do you know that, hmm?

>they end up flashing it

Context check.

What is transpiring there?

Same. Sometimes I think it would be cool to be a cute girl.

how new

>She didn't want to try anything because of the two year age difference

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I'm furiously masturbating to you right now user. Are my feelings reaching you?

is this what lonely guys think of when they jack off?
or is it an outlier?

>like how guys stick a finger up their ass to stroke the prostate while they stroke their penis.
Fear not, you are not alone, user

You've just reminded me of that one user's greentext about popping his own hemorrhoid. Many keks were had.

shes a mature kosher girl user

>he uses just a finger

What's your masturbation records?

Per day: 31
Fastest: 4 seconds

Link to video.

?

Tbh I’d buy a dildo but I don’t want to kill myself when someone finds it. I’m not ready for the slippery slope of going into buying fetish items either (yet)

Where do you even work?! Or should I even ask...?

>Girl nipples are like 4x more sensitive than boy nipples.
Yes, it's pretty well known that the nipple and surrounding areole of a woman is very sensitive. It has a pleasurable purpose to create more lubrication during foreplay. It also has a practical purpose to feed the baby and to stimulate hormones during feeding.

>She's doing it to enhance her orgasm like how guys stick a finger up their ass to stroke the prostate while they stroke their penis.

......

What the fuck?

What the fuck is this?

>What the fuck?
>What the fuck is this?
Imagine not feeling an urge to stick a finger up your ass when you get really horny

Why do 12 year old girls pretend to be loser adult men pretending to be pretty women on the internet?

Maybe her heart hurts

Wow I never imagined the gay sleepover meme had a female version, but here we are.

A nice smooth tapered flashlight. An electric razor handle. A screwdriver handle with a pair of visegrips locked onto the shaft to keep it from getting lost downhole. Wrap any of these innocuous objects in a thin mil trash bag and lube with lotion. Clean up and stick the used bag in the bottom of the trash. Think McFly!

I know no women, try again. I went to an all boys school, I have only brothers, I never knew my mother, my university was all male, my workplace is all male.

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You should probably talk with your mom about it user because I'd bet after that she thought one of those kids molested you and got them put on a watchlist.

A boy whom (You) know has masturbated to (You) at least once and (You) will never know about it.

(You) probably ignored him or are oblivious towards him.

It pissed me off when I found out that was the reason, but I guess I sort of understood. I was just a 16 year old kid who'd just gotten his license, trying to figure out how to balance a part-time job, maintaining my very average grades, playing games with friends and beating the LIFE out of my meat to To Love-Ru. She was going to graduate in a few months and had college to worry about. In her mind, she probably thought it was best to not take a chance on some inexperienced kid. I just had to respect it.

Just watch Devilman Crybaby

doubt it. the girls that had showed any kind of flirting tried to use me.

This post gave me the big gay.

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>all these insecure males
Yikes. Sticking a finger in your own butthole is just as "gay" as touching your own penis.

I bet they don't even wash their ass.

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>same VA as pic related
defend this, rangefags

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>Imagine thinking this is somehow gay

Less animation, cheaper, no censorship or age restrictions required.

So girls really do get off on having their boobs rubbed? Huh so that mens all that girl on girl molestation on ecchi nime is kinda like rape right?

Masturbation is easily the most common tag in my collection. The expressions, the trembling, and the overarching sense of desire is just too good.

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Are you me user?

I wonder if this ends friendships among women the same way it does when they find out a guy is into them.
Like, they will still remain your friends and meet up and so on, but never with just the two of you again.

>ends
"ruins" I meant.

From what?

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I actually do know about it though. A few of my old fwb told me. Also my ex would sometimes masterbate on the phone because she knew I liked it

T. /fit/

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...

Sauce

Cross Ange

I think he sticks his finger up his ass.

thanks

After watching this series I only have one question.
Why donkey noises?

Sane af. High iq

Donkeys are seen as sexually-humorous beasts, like how bulls are seen as sexually-dominant beasts and dogs are seen as a girl's best friend.

Heart pains, no doubt.

What.

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One of you utter faggots put the prostate post up on leddit or some shit didn't you?

That tends to ruin friendships in general. Mixed gender friendships get awkward if one party finds out their friend is into them but they don't reciprocate.

These are the hard hitting questions I like to see answered on Yea Forums.

Why would anyone masturbate to someone they know?

Why the donkey noises?

>Mixed gender friendships get awkward if one party finds out their friend is into them but they don't reciprocate.
I was wondering if it also happens for same gender friendships though.

I used to do that a lot before the internet became a thing. If you don't have easy access to porn you have to make do with what's available.
Do zoomers legit not jerk off to the thought of boning their classmates anymore?

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>he's never been to tiajuana

Saying prostate massage is gay is like saying touching your own dick is gay.
Oh well, their loss for not experiencing the ultimate pleasure.

I tried it a couple times while being really bored and it hardly did anything while being a lot of extra work.

I am kinda curious user, does your finger still smell after you clean your butt hole? or dies it vary from your diet?

does*

It is just wishful thinking on user's part.
I scoured the entirety of Season 1, 2, and the movie for this supposed scene out of curiosity.
I got tricked, it's not even April 1st yet.

For most of my life I would have disagreed with this, but once I began teaching undergraduate courses I've come to realize it's probably true.

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This thread turned out better than exected.

Yes it would be nice to always understand people. Not be in the dark. There are times where you're doing something that unintentionally upsets them but they won't say what it is. Makes it pretty difficult to fix the problem. Luckily I don't have this problem with fictional characters.

tell us some stories

it's not even exclusively negative stuff. sometimes people also have a pretty good opinion of you and it could have developed into a friendship but you never found out until way later simply because they never made it visible in any way

They approve dude weed lmao bullshit with schedule I drugs why not some actual faggotry?

Funniest post itt

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>Ah, fuck I remember that. You got a screen from the thread or a link?

Anonymous Delivers.

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Female masturbation is especially sexy when they cry from it.

What's wrong with that? I'm turned off when I get cold so I usually masturbate fully clothed, unless it's the height of summer.

>31 times in a day
You’re either a woman or some kind of masterbatory god (who probably needed medical attention soon afterward)

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Tits fitting snuggly into sweaters is pretty hot dude.

even a woman would probably need burn ointment after 31 times
how do you even stay horny through 31 sessions? the worst I had was maybe 10

Good lord, this is hot. Considering how harsh he was on the program I didn't expect it to work so well. Even the failed winks were cute somehow.

>31
Hurts just thinking about it. I don't think I reach that number even on a crazy day. Or do I? I never counted, moreover it's not like I know the exact difference between an orgasm and the ripples of it, especially if I get several in a row. Not to mention I'm not exactly interested enough in knowing to keep count while I'm masturbating and potentially ruin my session by thinking about something beside Slaine getting raped.

>A girl whom (You) know has masturbated to (You) at least a thousand times and (You) know about it.

best feeling

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I wonder what happened to this user

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Include me in the screenshot.

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i chuckled

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that does not look like a healthy sleeping schedule.
or like an amount of fapping where it's still enjoyable.

kek

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Boys do that?
Thank god I'm just a little girl that doesn't masturbate and learns her times tables.

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Does anyone lurk anymore these days?
Can't be that hard to assimilate yourself. Just don't draw attention or bait.

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I imagine it's a bit like what happens with CatDog.

This thread is silly.

Is that my schedule?

There are cute girls out there who learned to masturbate at 10 years old

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>Girls don't poop.

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There was a really chubby girl who was into me. Pretty sure she shlicked to me once or twice.

>Tinder hookup
>Fucked and lost virginity at 23
>Sort of regret it now

Sex is really overrated, and without any relationship behind it, it feels pretty vapid and overall isn't THAT better than masturbating. Focus on achieving a stable relationship, rather than sex. The former is much more pleasurable.

Whore.

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It’s true but dayuuuum she was ugly brah, shieeet

>tfw almost 27 and haven't had a gf in 4 years

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Yea Forums - Faggots and Blogs

That was rather cute.

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I thought it was pretty funny, also

Why you don't?

t-that's kinda lewd

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Not him but I never felt like it either. Not even on my crushes.

I really the sound to this, but I bet there isn't any.

I'm sure there's still lots of people who lurk. You just don't hear about them because they are only lurking.

Oh my.

I don't think I would regret it. For better or worse, I'd finally "be done with it" and could stop worrying if it will or won't happen any time soon. That shit tends to occupy my thoughts and I need to get it out of my system or it just gets worse over time.
But it's a pointless thought anyway because if you aren't attractive enough for a relationship, why would you be attractive enough for a hook up where personality matters even less?

Out their mouths and into everyone's ears.

can you really pee yourself by cumming too hard?

Yes.

this only happens to girls right?

>NOT MASSAGING THE BALLS
You are doing absolutly wrong.

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I can't speak for everyone when I say this, but I'm pretty sure that's not normal.

Shuuichi

You fucks are all going to hell

>sometimes
There's not a day in my life when I don't.

more like this

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I was waiting for Lil Cheetus to show up

I hate these threads. Everyone turns into some kinda Dr Phil relationship experts and circlejerk feelgood brotips

based and corn pilled

>like how guys stick a finger up their ass to stroke the prostate while they stroke their penis.
user, wtf?

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This only works when you're the teacher.

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>like how guys stick a finger up their ass to stroke the prostate while they stroke their penis.
faggot/clueless fujoshitter detected

Tenjo Tenge manga starts with a fucking

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It's been done already, so no grant for you.

The best masturbation is full-power water pressure from detachable showerhead applied directly to the clit.

>grandma asleep most of the time
>wakes up on RHS climax
>goes back to sleep

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you're pure

Too pure to be here as it will only corrupt you

>Girl nipples are like 4x more sensitive than boy nipples
No? When I touch my nipples I just feel sad. Also post pics of you fiddling your prostrate or gtfo.

>yikes
Fuck off immediately.

user....

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There was some thicc friend of mine who probably did that. Wish I could pump and dump her at least once.

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But I want to hear ugly people blog about masturbating to each other.

Remind me of when I came to terms with being into other girls when I was about to graduate to high school, and giving a farewell hug to one of my Korean friends. She was so soft and tall, you guys.

I had a straight girl shove her “dick” (really just a banana) at my butt in classroom. But nothing much other than that. Why do straight girls do this?

Something interesting for once.

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genocyber

Why does he change his sleeping time? I thought people have sleeping habits and fall asleep better during the same time/after specific activities

Do girls really do this to each other?

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Thanks for the info.

Yes.

Never would have known.

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That fucking episode where she gets help at gun point and starts shagging the guy, then she slicesthe top half of his head off and then continues to shag the corpse.

Is Devilman Crybaby the only non hentai non yaoi anime to feature some rapid buttsex? I was caught off guard by it when I saw it.

>y-yeah, that totally happened

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I've never stopped to think how it feels to know that happened

>I know.
I taught them.

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And you know this, HOW?

Best thread in weeks, maybe over a month.

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finally a good news

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DETAILS, DAMMIT!

Why no video links?

Yeah, and they immediatelly follow it by saying NO LESBO

I bet he regretted his choice

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But girls have told me they've done it before

Right in the kokoro.

I wish I was that flexible.

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Well, if I did at 10 years old, there's bound to be others that did so as well.

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I never once fapped to anyone I know personally and I see no reason to do so.

Not even to your parents? I call bullshit.

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>That little neighbor girl who when you were both ten sucked your dick
>But you'd barely started the way to puberty so if didn't do a whole lot for you
>Didn't have sexual interaction again until you were nearly 20 because kid you was so thoroughly disgusted by clits it put off all desire to see girls naked
Does masturbating for girls feel good even from a young age? I touched her a bit and she seemed to really like it but I never knew if she was trying to force it because she had heard it was supposed to feel good.

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Incestfags are disgusting.

Two years is a big deal when you're a teenager. Especially when one person is 18.

>Two years is a big deal
Retarded Americans

This is literally what Eva was about lol

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>disgusted by clits
Man...

>RHS climax

?

>Korean
>tall

How sawed off are you?!

underrated post

Holy shit

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Have sex you disgusting incel.

>so thoroughly disgusted by clits it put off all desire to see girls naked
>disgusted by clits

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>tfw didn't know about masturbation until I was 15
>tfw still haven't done it.

This thread made me horny, time to watch some lesbian doujinshi with age difference

After that, give us some sauce, plis.

I don't have a backlog for that fetish, so I'm gonna find it myself, anybody has some good doujishins?

Girls don't masturbate!

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You would be surprised, actually, how untrue this is.

Yeah same. The girls I've talked to about it say stuff like "no it's pointless, it doesn't even feel good". etc

>like how guys stick a finger up their ass to stroke the prostate while they stroke their penis.
pardon?

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Any bitch capable of having a fat slob fetish is a filthy skank with no standards who deserves nothing from me or anyone else.

Right hand side, i.e. the girl on the right.

Violence Jack you fucking plebian faggot.

It's the official Devilman spinoff/sequel.

Are you telling me all the porn comics are lying?

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Probably.
Also, does phone sex count?

Is this what fujos actually believe?

Reading this on mobile and scrolling down to see more and more replies made this ten times funnier

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I wish I could.

I started jerking off when I was 11.
Get fucked.

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>non-loli
Can't.

Hahaha, next you'll tell me we're going to get a coherent ending to evangelion 3.0. Or that the earth is flat.

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Our Queen.

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Dumbass

This has literally never happened

That's a very big assumption you're making there, user.

A gypsy girl likely did during middle school. She had a thing for me for whatever reason.
She stopped once I called her a bitch for following me around school.

This is why I'm a virgin.

Girls tend to discover masturbation early since it's so easy to stimulate the cun just by accidently rubbing your crotch against stuff. For boys it's more likely to be uncomfortable/painful since the balls are there.

Prostate play feels nice and there's nothing gay about it.
I'm shocked Yea Forums contains so many sheltered normalfags now. All those shounen generals really drag this place down.

>2019
>not wearing sweater vest while masturbating.

Really?

I prefer to wear a collar.

Thank you for compiling all of that.

bomp

why the fuck am I more awake after masturbating, I thought it was supposed to have the opposite effect

Its the most reliable way of getting off quickly. Also doesnt require any toys or help.

Mind-body rape from chad god

it wasn’t a question you donkey brained jabroni

It's true, my first gf was 3 years older than me. I was 16 she was 19.

Good times

>Per day: 31
M-my record is just 3!

Bump to reach 300 IP posters.

The OVAs are trash. The manga is unironically a masterpiece.

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What if I want to masturbate in bed?

Post it

who thought this was a good idea

Can confirm, I used to get pretty handsy with my friends when i was younger

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you know the rules
TITS OR GTFO

This isn't Yea Forums

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>IF YOU COME BY NOT USING THE CLIT, YOUR FANTASY WAS BETTER AND MORE INTENSE/PSYCHOLOGICALLY SATISFYING. WHY WOULD I, AS HYPOTHETICAL GIRL, WANT TO COME MASSAGING THE CLIT?
that's like asking a man to come from only touching his balls and shoving things up his ass, its harder.

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>disgusted by clits
Are you Muslim?

should put that showerhead to better use

based and nagaipilled

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Nothing that went anywhere. There are naturally some that are flirty probably just thinking they'll get extra credit that way, and seem fake about it. Then there are others who seem genuine to varying degrees.

The most extreme case was a girl that was pretty quiet and shy the first few weeks of lab, but she'd occasionally ask brief questions while blushing. Didn't think of it much initially, maybe she was just scared. But then one day she asked for help using the bulb pipette, and when simply showing it in front of her didn't seem to work, I stood shoulder-to-shoulder with her so we'd both try at the same time, and at one point I touched one of her hands to indicate how get things right. I have mild tism so I wasn't thinking about personal space stuff at the time, but when she was blushing really hard I was initially worried I might have crossed a line. But after that she would start asking questions a lot more often and she seemed to become more open with me, asking me random questions about myself, and she'd be smiling at me 24/7. On the last day of lab, after everyone turned in their exams, she just sort of lingered around and said "Bye user!" and waved at me over and over, like literally on and off for 10 minutes before one of her friends grabbed her away. Then for the next year and a half, every time I'd see her in the hall she'd always stop to talk with me for a while, smiling and talking through an almost dorky (but very cute) bashful giggle. Then at a departmental party a year later she said hi again but it was in a totally ordinary way, still friendly but didn't have any of the awkwardness, and she spent the entire time texting on her phone, which indicated to me that she probably found a boyfriend.

Does that mean breastfeeding is akin to a rimjob?

My older sister thought me that this is how it's done, so I don't see why all these anons get so worked up over it.

My little sister sure likes to sit on top of the washing machine when it is working...

You mean you didn't?

Im gonna have dirty thoughts now user