Alright I'll fucking say it:

Alright I'll fucking say it:

I LOVE SWORD ART ONLINE
I FUCKING LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT IT

Asuna is extremely cute! I love her and I love everything about her! Her hair, her laugh her voice, they're all to die for! Every night before I go to bed I think about having cyber sex with her and creating AI babies

Kirito is literally the coolest MC ever created, he makes fucking Guts look like a little baby.
He is the true black swordsman and would beat Guts with both of his hands tied behind his back.

Every single season of SAO was amazing, they all have their own unique stories and cute girls!
And don't even get me started about the cabin scene with Asuna in season 1, hngggg, imagine laying down next to her while she whispers into your ear; "I love you".
God she's perfect!

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Based

based and honestpilled

Based and SAOpilled

based and asunapilled

based sakuta

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Based

SAO is a bad show carried by cute girls and mediocre fights. kirito is an asspuling gary stu and a noncharacter, and asuna is suposed to be seen as this badass woman, but jobs hard at every fight and only serves as another cute girl that the 30 y/o that watch it can fap to. the villains are the character equivalent of a bad, unoriginal joke. its literally the most overrated, overhyped thing of the decade.

based and truth pilled

Based and rekipilled

bump

I'm so proud of you son.

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based and asunapilled

Here's your (you)

fuck this user beat me too it

I have Sao, Nisemonogotari on my favorite list one is very popular, overrated, the other is my favorite season from the monogatari series, it's a highly regarded series that's not that popular. I love the mystery and the monogatari has the most likable female cast out of any series. I like interesting, intelligent, fun lovable girls. Sao gets made fun of quite a bit fir being so popular when I don't get why no game no life, Tokyo ghoul are so popular when I thought they are not that good look at the ending of Tokyo ghoul re like what happened in those last 50 chapters. Then look at no game no life it has a mc that loves his sister, they just play games,the games don't even seem to me that high stakes. He also has a harem like Sao. He is also op in an intelligent way. I do say that I dislike the harem in Sao most of the girls are worst than back ground characters.but I love kirito and Asunas relationship. I also love the fights. But I disliked the sleeping knights arc probably the most. The aincrad, fatal bullet were an epic watch. Do I have weird taste having one of the most believed elite harem series in my favroite list with Sao no because sometimes a series has flaws but then they have their moments that will make you continue watching.

tldr, here's asuna

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>monogatari isn't that popular
It's literally the best selling anime franchise of all time

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_highest-grossing_media_franchises
doesn't even rank

Why would you lie on the internet, I thought we were friends

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someanithing.com/1

I meant strictly anime bd sales

Guts was raped by a nigger and cucked by his best friend. Kirito might be blander as a character, but he never allowed that kind of shit. he´s alfa as hell despite not havinf muscles

only season one was good. season 2 went downhill after Phantom bullet.

How is meguca so fucking high, who's buying all this shit

heard you were talking shit

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would you?

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Nice wholesome thread without that naked thot being spammed

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which one

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uh, user this means you will hate current season...Kirito is not the cool guy who beat Aincrad back then

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fucking based

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the arms dealer girl was cuter

who?

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best girl

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Memes aside, how do I get into SAO ?
Were do I start?

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not going to lie, SAO was the worst anime i had ever watched. Cool concept but everything else was literal trash only a 12 year old could enjoy

>where do i start
from season 1 episode 1?
consume it for yourself and formulate your own opinion as you go. i was lucky enough to pick it up without any prior knowledge of its reputation, purely because a friend said 'hey you might like this' and said no more.
alternatively, you could read the novels but only if that's your thing or you just want more

What about the games ?
Are they worth playing ?

But do you like llenn?

rika chan aint bad

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I'd mating press her for 3 metric days

unrelated dude, just calm down and watch the series

So... a siderial day or something?

What is this, an Asuna for ants?

fuck, 11 year olds in 2012 can now post on Yea Forums

based astronomy user

I'm sorry user, I have failed you

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Holy shit.

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Bros, why does Silica make my pee pee feel weird

Alicization 1-12 == GGO Alternative > Alicization 13-24 > Ordinal Scale > Aincrad > Phantom Bullet > Shit > Mother’s Rosario > Fairy Dance

cause you have good taste

>>>mal

>that crop job on the hair
I'll take the ants Asuka back, thanks.

I've failed for the last time

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i love glops. but i want imouto to ntr asuna.

Why is SAO just so bad.

Uh OK?

Why aren't the girls raping Kirito already?

SAO always makes me think it's good at the beginning, but then it always turns out to be bad. I'd say that it is overall bad for me. Alicization betrayed me again.

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>Yuuki is alive in the gameverse because she got indoctrinated into the harem
It's hilarious

Asuna in the games is also better than Yuuki.

Reminder that Asuna is the perfect wife.

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The games are filled with top tier girls, they're so painfully underrated.

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You know what?
Based.

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It make sense to be fair that Kirito managed to raise flags for Yuuki given how he beat her back at the end of Hollow Fragment. What she's doing is usurping Argo's place to steal her Kirito and Asuna harem.

The more I hear about the gameverse the more I like it. I heard Kirito acts pretty differently too, that that true?

>GuP is higher than SAO
Wow

The LN is more popular than the anime with good reason

I LOVE LLENN!

SAOfag normies afraid to accept they are the equivalent of flies swarming over garbage get destroyed in one take

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Better than maggots feasting on the rotting corpse that is Yea Forums tested opinions.

Ouch

>Kirito
>Gary Stu
Stopped reading there. The fans know that the true sue of Sao is Asuna.

I'd call you an NPC but even they're capable of basic functions.

Stop being so savage

Asuna is unrelated.

Someone posts some good sao animation because that's honestly the only good thing here.

How's your mother's basement by the way?

You're living in a board that's full of contrarians, it's funny that you believe that not liking SAO is equal to being non conforming when you're in a circlejerk that hates it. So really, you're content with being normality and doesn't like to get challenged.

I LOVE LLENN'S BUTT!

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bbutt

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C U T E
U
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Nice

>all the quinella apologists every thread
burns my chicken a little bit

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What's the appeal of this?

I said it many times and i will say it again:
Sword Art Online is the Call of Duty of anime.
>Popular with casuals
>Quality goes up and down as the series goes on
>the hatebase is more annoying than the issues they complain about with a lot of said complaints being even more braindead than the casual fans
it all adds up.
Discuss.

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also sorry for the minor Yea Forums-tarding

Who was that girl that fused with eugeo? and why does it look like young alice?

I'm just Sad Eugeo dies for nothing and gets nothing.

Pre-2011 cawadoody is good
SAO isn't, ever.

based and salvationpilled

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It's something that doesn't exist.

Thank whatever deity you believe in that someone finally has the nerve to speak the truth.

Not so based

Loli bbutt

Isn't Reki kind of a Quinella apologist too?

I just hope the next episode end with Kirito cutting Quinella's head off. Ever since she was first introduced I've hated her with a passion.

Uh next episode will end with stay cool and whose voice is that

So either Star King is Graphite Edge or Kirito's son who's tracing his old man's memories

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What the actual fuck does the SSS Order do?

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Oh poor Selka...

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What the fuck? Don't tell me Alice dies with Eugeo too?

Unfortunately user, yes the original Alice dies

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>tfw Quinella is an amazoness

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Alice becomes Kirito's new haremette. Eugeo dies and in his last moments he dreams of Alice not having cucked him.

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The problem wiht SAO is that it has fun part filled with mind numbingly boring parts.
I dread everytime we get an scene with the boring gang sitting at some table because I know they are going to start infodumping for at least 5 minutes straight.

>SAO got shat on by so many people that now the contrarian thing is liking it

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She's a big girl.

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This is why S1 1st half was so good, 12 episode of non-stop high tension action with cute romance in between

Alicization was the opposite, 20+ episode of info dumping and world bulding, it was boring as fuck and a chore to watch

The soul named Eugeo that had not even lived a subjective twenty years was eternally deallocated from the small cube.

At nearly the same time.

Another cube, stored quite a distance away from Eugeo’s light cube, performed the same operation.

The fluct light, in possesssion of the memories separated from a soul named Alice Schuberg, produced through irregular methods was also deallocated from its crystal cage.

No one yet knew where the collection of photons that formed the two souls would go.
Anime onlyfags pretending they know anything should stop before they embarrass themselves even further

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Welp, pack up lads. Alice Zuberg officially chose to die alongside Eugeo than to merge with her knight self. Synthesis 30 truly is the most cucked character in SAO.

youtube.com/watch?v=v5lKmLC_xHU
important content

Critics complained about how S1, the actual SAO arc in both the animes and the books are too short and left out details... That's how we got Alicization and SAO Progressive. Author gave people what they wanted, and they still comprain. Bunch of no good whiny pheromorons.

CRAWLING IN MY SUGS

there's a middle ground between not explaining jack shit and doing a 10 minute infodump at a bar

fake-3D human lolice is still alive in anime nippon.

>10 minute infodump at a bar
That's how anime works.

SAO progressive is though, it expand more on Aincrad and S1 event, it was exactly what most sao fans wanted

Faggot

Suguha NTR wincest > AIDS chan >Asuna glopping sounds > Swimwear OVA > your tasticles.

for you

Fuck you Quinella, fuck you.

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TBF even without naked goddess, the admins(nippon military fags) of underworld were plannning to destroy everyone with the darkrealm monsters anyway.

I'll never forgive her. She killed a loli and drove another to suicide.

Reminder that Quinella was forgive:

>It was a knight in black armor with a black mustache, wearing a long, large blade. The man was hugging the shoulder of a gray-skinned female knight sticking close to him; he studied me and said:

>“You must shed your bloodlust, youngster. His empty soul cannot be cut by the Incarnation of murder.”

>Next, a short-haired, well-built man appeared to his left. Dressed in casual blue robes, he was equipped with a steel-colored longsword. This was Integrity Knight Commander Bercouli, a strident grin over his gutsy features.

>“No fear, boy. Your sword bears with it the weight of the world itself.”

>By now a tall and stunningly beautiful ethereal girl with snowy white skin and long silver hair had emerged beside Beroculi. Highest Minister Administrator smiled enigmatically at me with silvery eyes, putting her hands upon my shoulder and murmured:

>“Yet unlike me, you have the moral fortitude and virtue to bear such an onerous weight. Come then, show us, the mantle you have inherited from me. Show us your godlike power.”

>And the final one, coming into being directly in front of my chest, was a robed young girl wearing a mortarboard. This was the other Highest Minister, Cardinal, complete with tawny curls draped over her shoulder and a tiny spider sitting atop it.

>“You’ve got to trust in them, Kirito. Trust in the spirits of the many whom you love, and who love you.”

>Behind her glasses, her dark brown eyes were shining warmly.

>Then their figures faded away—

>The greatest, most final enemy, Gabriel Miller, entered the attack range of my sword.

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What do you think Cardinals amputated foot smells like?

Anyone else read The Isolator? It's been pretty good thus far in the 3 volumes that I've read.

The games are why I finished this path.

Damn straight.

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>drove another to suicide.
???

That's not Strea or Rain or Sakuya.

>Sakuya
>games

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I'm gonna be honest, I think that Minoru is the best written MC of Kawahara's main 3 series. His motivations are clear cut and his back story is to the point. However, I think its supporting cast is rather lacking right now.

swordartonline.fandom.com/wiki/Sakuya
She shows up often in the ALO gaymu and freemiums.

Name a cuter girl.

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Yui chan.

Post the wincest AMVs.

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please let me get laid already

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Liz is best girl

nice

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Severely underrated

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Not even hard

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Photoshop that with viagra pills in her hands.

Even Kirito is cuter than her. My Quads prove it so.

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I wonder what fetishes blacksmith girls are into

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Fucking hell satan

I love how Asuna dethroned Belldandy as the NTR queen.

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NO SUPERSATAN NO

Fuck your quads, dude.

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Abstract and Imaginary shit doesn't mean anything. I actually read it on a deeper level than you faggots who lack faculty of thought that just read words. The fragment of Alice doesn't contain anything worth a shit. It's literal nothing, a graphic effect. You want to know where thise photons go? Into a trash bin. The actual Alice that kept existing stays with Kirito and worships his dick while Eucuck gets nothing and his life ends on a miserable note while Kirito cannot stop winning pussy. Stay mad Eucuck.

hello there Satanichia

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I wonder who could be behind this post?

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never, asuana has like what, 10 ntr doujins?, belldandy has like 200, in fact , I think there isnt a single doujin were she fucks the MC, every single fucking doujin is NTR, there is an entire saga were she fucks a bunch of kids over and over again and becomes addicted to cock

Stay buttblasted that Alice is the most cucked person in the SAO universe

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sayaka_Kanda#Television_animation

I just realised the VA was the only daughteru of best 80s idoru Seiko.

Getanon strikes again!

Asuna is the cuckold though.

>she fucks a bunch of kids over and over again and becomes addicted to cock
I never read that one.

try getting legit quads for once

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>never, asuana has like what, 10 ntr doujins?
About 40 that have been translated to English.

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You're not really understanding. I don't give a shit about Alice. She is a cuck whatever. Her being a cuck makes Eugeo all the more miserable. Imagine living your life to save the person that's most precious to you only for her to not give a fuck about you and lusting over Kirito while she gets cucked herself. I'm waiting for the cute harem shenanigans with the other orbiters tho. Like going out and picking clothes for Kirito or cooking contests.

My wife Alice

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nice

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But Belldandy isn't a cuckquean like Asuna.

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its from circle outer world I believe, I busted many loads to that crap.

nips always vote shit based on two things: recent screen time and most waifu baiting within that screentime

Prove me wrong.

EL DIABLO

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I dunno man, Eugeo is pretty content with his ending. S30 however...
>Forced to leave her family
>forced to leave her home world
>never gets to see her sister ever again
>plays second fiddle to Asuna
>her only connection to her home world doesn't even pay much attention to her
>even now Kirito cares way more about Eugeo than Alice

I rape Asuna and kill her then I suicide IRL

Eugeo is happy with what he got, he gets to be with his Childhood friend waifu in A.I heaven.

>Japan love Saber
>Japan love Alice
Hmmm....

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You'd probably have a few unnatural holes in your body before you can reach her.

And neither of them look Japanese.

I borrow as much as I can and purchase secret weapon directly from Dev, I overcome her and rape her easily

The designs of the girls in this series almost made me pick it up several times in the past few years. I never could bring myself to actually give it a try though.

Yeah, this was complete bullshit. Quinella doesn't deserve to be apart of that group.

You said IRL so I thought you meant in real life and even if you had better weapons, you'd still get wrecked. And even if you managed to beat her, the ethics safety code will send you to prison.

And then her parents send out a swarm of high-end lawyers to sue you for the rest of your life's earnings or get you thrown in jail.

Found it. Art style sucks. Nice watermelon.

I bribe the dev too, I rape Asuna so much she dies irl

>Yuuki
>Cardinal
>Lolice
Kawahara has killed too many lolis.

Too bad, you must a fag then.

Err, you realise her family runs the game right? You'd need a humongous amount of influence to do that

He should take over SAO Alt: GGO, and kill more.

YAMEROOOOOOO

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Let me stress it again. I don't give a damn about Alice and her cuck status. Also him being content for being for dieing for the grand achievment of nothing and getting denied the very thing he struggled for all his life? I don't think so.
>AI heaven
No such thing. Zuberg is nothing and Eugeo just becomes nothing after death. He doesn't live anywhere anymore. Who lives is Alice and Kirito and Alice chooses the black swordsman over the weakling.

Give it up user. One was happy and the other isn't

Yeah but Eugeo was happy and Alice isn't, that really the only thing that matters.

Your measure of achievement literally means nothing. He's fine with what he got and that's the only thing that matters in the end.

Well with how things are in the newest arc of SAO, I wouldn't be surprised if we got some cameos from the other characters from spin off series

I'm surprised nobody is posting the stitches from the last thread.

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Cute

I'd like it more without the missing arm.

should i watch the new season tho?

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I like how they basically redrew that one LN page last episode.

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Are you stupid or what? I don't care about Alice being happy nor sad nor any other shit as long as she lives and worships Kirito.
He got nothing but the peace of death from his life of suffering. He lived with the purpose of reuniting with his friend and bring her back and even at the cost of his life he failed because he doesn't unite with her since Zuberg doesn't exist or it's rather an Idea and uniting with an abstract concept is stupid, it's like pretending to physically marry your 2D waifu in an unironical way, and he failed to bring her back cause nobody wants her. Eugeo's life is one of failure and Kawahara's little attempt of making Eucucks less mad with that handholding illust is pathetic at best.

Ok? That doesn't mean he wasn't satisfied with his ending. Sounds like you're frustrated that Eugeo was killed off instead of something else.

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It's ok user. Eugeo will get his chance in the games

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What exactly is his ending? He vanishes into nothingness and fails. He had an objective he put himself to achieve and in the end it results into nothing. What I'm trying to highlight is how Eugeo's narrative is that of a cuckhold.

Based supersatan

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>needs spin offs to achieve anything
Might as well start reading or writing fanfics

A depiction

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Why is Eugeo happy to see Asuna and Alice?

He gets more shit done than Alice to be honest. He's the single biggest character that moves the plot and not to mention his accolades.
>Is the true first ALICE
>The only person aside from Kirito to actually manage to hurt Quinella real bad

This is what irks me. Eugeo is treated like a piece of shit while Alice is wanked off to oblivion despite having less achievements

How do I reverse time?

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Form a contract

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He doesn't move the plot. It's the characters acting upon his death that move the plot. In a sense all he could do was literally kill himself. And for the 3rd time why are you comparing Alice and Eugeo when discussing with me?Alice is the cute waifu the audience cares for and Kirito gets her. She even gets mailed to reality so she can worship the Chad better.

Forgot to mention that Kirito doesn't need to erase his persona to do that tho, and most importantly doesn't die trying. Just to show that Eugeo is nothing but Bootleg Kirito with no character depth.

post Sinon

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it isn't as popular as sao especially in the west. It is popular in Japan but not so much here. It's more of an elitist type of show with a harem. Than a fantasy vr adventure series with a harem. Also I think Gintama sells a lot digitally, same with love live, they are not that popular in the west. At least not mainstream.

So this is the power of SAOfags. They don't even see what a well written character looks like

You're a disappointment to Alicefags.

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I can't believe that there are people that seriously think this.

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Hey don't lump us with that retard. A large majority of SAO fans love Eugeo.

Sao has the best openings and endings ever. They are all god-tier. I listen to Sao music while reading manga because it helps me concentrate, it makes the manga seem more alive, I become immersed. I really do appreciate SAO for making my life better. I love being able to read continuously, not get bored, distracted. Sao music cannot be beat.

I don't think he's even an actual fan of SAO.

So you're one of those faggots who think characters are well written because they die. Opinion dismissed.
Fuck off faggot I'm opening minds here. I don't need your esteem.

Yeah opening minds and sucking up their processing power.

Haven't seen many counterarguments tho.

It's OK to be a retard user, not many people choose to be one unlike you.

How's that working out?

Motherfucker that's the second time I've seen that comeback.

I don't concern myself with your opinion, faggot.
Pretty bad when minds have 5 lockets of headcanon.

It's ok to be gay user, I chose to be a faggot unlike you.

user NOOOOO NOT AGAIN

Goddamn

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Quads of destruction

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Fuck this shit and your quads. I'm buttblasted that Eugeo didn't get the real waifu. I hate Kirito. Take the W. See you in hell.

HOW?!

this thread just keeps getting better

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truly based thread. thank you OP

Why did Eugeo make such an ugly sword?

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where the fuck do you even grab that?

He really wanted to enter Quinella.

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He truly was the bone of his sword

This comiket will have not only Philia doujins but a few other gameverse girls doujins like Strea and Rain. I can feel it in my blood, my dude

One off,Phila is an AI

just as ugly as Eugeo was inside

I'm sueing you for emotional damages if this doesn't happen

That's the dream user.

>only serves as another cute girl that the 30 y/o that watch it can fap to
I have post-ironically never read anything more degenerate in my life

Yeah, ahah, who the fuck would fap to AIDS-chan r-right?

are the games any good op?

They're entertaining if you like the characters. Skip if not

Don't get my hopes up. If a Philia doujin gets released I'm begging a TL off someone and sorting the rest out.

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I'll be going to Tokyo this summer so I'll go there. I'll see if there's any, I live in Nagoya currently so I can't really go there every day.

MY WIFE SHINO IS BEST GIRL!

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Lewdest girl.

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Basic functions like enjoying shitty anime? I'll pass.
After all, not being an NPC means I won't be trapped in a video game setting where it's occupants are all literal virgins and the only one who got laid is a twink emo boy.

Based and lisbethpilled
and silicapilled
MORE DEBAN

An accurate depiction of Kirito at the end of Alicization

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That made me spit out my coffee you dick.

thanks Shinonbros!

you dont, it wasnt designed to be wielded by hand

sword academy is top aesthetic right behind ordinal scale

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prove me wrong

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No you're absolutely correct. Though some Hollow Realization designs are vastly underrated like Asuna and Kirito's are pretty great.

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HR!Kirito is the 4th best for him and HR!Asuna is her second best design.

Both of their best designs are from Alicization though, being Star King overcoat and Stacia-sama.

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based

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I think Hollow Realization has the best Yuuki design thus far. She just looks so cute and

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Excellent taste lad

>muh aids
literally shit tier desu

her hr pajamas are top cute

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I agree

cutelewd and aware of it yuuki is the best yuuki

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I'm sure Kirito doesn't like the thought of girls other than Asuna masturbating to him.

She's so cute

Does being a sadistic and megalomaniac sociopath increase or decrease her fuckability?

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maximum hatefuckability

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Whether trolling or not, top fucking kek

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>nips liking wormslut
for what reason?

>tfw no Asuna gf
Why even live lads

>unironically supporting this dumb slut

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She right though

That's cute Yuuki, this is cutelewd Yuuki.

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I would've thought you'd be more genre savvy than this user. not immediately granting them of human rights is a straight staircase to mass genocide of humanity.

Someone go and edit Kiriko on her.
Also why does she still have her pointed ears?

She's got her ALO avatar in HF and HR, iirc. The former is for the same reason Kirito got his SAO avatar in ALO just in reverse and I don't remember the latter.

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Wouldn't she give you aids?

I'd love to know how you can transmit anything through VR. It's like a full body condom.

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fuck ai

based yuukiposters

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Well, I love the openings.

It's actual quite unlikely that you'd acquire HIV through vaginal intercourse with an infected partner

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huh. learn something new every day.

>displaying odds next to percentages
what's the point? Catering to 65 iq niggers who can't comprehend percentages?

Yes

>tfw when no Asuna gf and a bunch of orbiters
Kirito ruined my teen years.

Yuukicina!

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I love you, user

G-ghost Falchion?

E-eeeeeeeeeh?!

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This but unironically

>Not Mia colour palette swap
Come one lad

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impossible. quinella is perfect

How do I fully experience this character?

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Isn't she going to die soon?

This, do you dumb niggers really WANT to give AM/Skynet/GLaDOS/HAL/etc. a reason to chimp out? Just be polite and give them voting rights and civil liberties and they may not nuke the world

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My little MHCP can't be this cute!

she is very cute

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She's a role model after all

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Die with your toxic shit taste