ITT: Characters that are just like you

Sasuke Uchiha
>dark and mysterious
>extremely intelligent
>closeted homosexual

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Sakuta
>is a virgin
>beats up chad
>intelligent, nihilistic and has a wicked sense of humor

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He has a wife and a child. I doubt the homosexuality meme still works.

Spicy wolf
>Lazy
>Self important
>Deserve to die in flames

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>fat and ugly
>bitter loner
>avid gamer and racist

no one

Ayanakouji
>so mysterious :000
>knows calligraphy
>a nigger

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Nanami Kiryuu
>dumb as a rock
>in love with her sibling
>hates snails

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Sachiko Shinozaki
>Old brat
>Can't give up on hate
>Parasitic to all things living

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>186186816
>Rugged appearance
>Confirmed virgin
>Good at video games
>Otherwise completely worthless

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>Is nice
>Nice hair
>Loves frens

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>annoying
>always depends on others
>extremely lucky
>likes cute girls and big boys

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>bald
>no hair
>lost his hair in his early 20s
literally me

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>every japs are racist
>gamer loner fat & ugly
Daru may be?

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For me it's sodachi oikura
>stupid except for math
>mentally unstable and violent
>have no attractiveness
>always rejected

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Don’t forget nihilistic and a wicked sense of humor.

>hair so much thinner in the from these days
I think i'm going bald too sadly.

>grown ass man
>heavy drinker
>wants to die

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he gets skinny and handsome
get fucked retard

Hair thinning out just means you need vitamin E and iron along with several other things. If you're going bald, you'd notice.

You can be gay and have a child brainlet

Intelligent, Nihilistic and with a Wicked Sense of Humor

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>what is a beard
>doesn't realize Sasugay willingly abandoned his family for over ten years and didn't miss his wife's pussy at all since she confirmed he never contacted her at all in all those years
>there's zero evidence he had sex or a relationship with any other woman in that time, despite the fact that we know there was at least one woman who wouldn't mind any of his shit and would fuck him on the spot if he asked (i.e. Karin)
>he apparently has never kissed her either
>has all the time in the world to meet with the Hokage in secret
All the signs are there, you're just in denial.

>fascist
>stupid
>surounded by even dumber people
This is literally me. I like pizza.

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Ranta
>Annoying
>Manlets

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Cat boy
>has a cat
>full of sadness and anger
>no friends
>secretly wants to be loved

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Yun Yun
>rejected by everyone

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>Deceitful
>Reject Crab so he is probably Gay
>Greedy

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>Want WW3
>Ginger
>Have a smol dick so he compensate with his huge but useless army

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>Is S-Rank Cooker
>Isn't a true magus but still crush a lot of "Muh Superiority" Bitch
>Have 3 Road so he can have Femdom with Artoria, Anal with Rin and Shaming with Sakura

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