You're driving home one night when you see pic related in your rear-view mirror

You're driving home one night when you see pic related in your rear-view mirror.

What do, Yea Forums?

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High speed drift off a cliff

step on the gas gas gas

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Welp, *grabs handbrake* this is going to be a night of fire.

take the basedboy to basedbean academy

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I don't have or want a license.

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Note his plates and report him to the police for dangerous driving
:^)

Out drive it because IRL a shitty 80s corolla can't compete with an RX7. Also drifting makes you slower, not faster.

Thank the friendly crusader while blasting Eurobeat.

Put on the Eurobeat and floor it.

>toyota revives the 86 name
>puts it on that subaru
>which isn't even AWD and thus a failure as a Subaru
>Revives the Supra name
>puts it on a BMW

Why can't Toyota build their own fucking sports car?

lel he's a commutecuck

i bet you have a disability stopping you from driving lmao
cope harder

LOL. Beta cuck

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keep driving like a respectable responsible adult

companies are too busy making crossovers and electric basedmobiles.

How about this?

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Driving manual is pretty fun, you should try it before disregarding it

>Thinking anything a man decides to do or not do makes him any less of a man.
A real man does what he pleases.

> using beta
You're the only beta here

Turn up the volume of touhoushit I'm listening to and proceed without exceeding the speed limit.

I insert my eurobeat cassette tape into the player and try to outrun the oriental meme car

You're very ambitious if you think you can outrun the godcar without using some bullshit.

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Yes but in roads with a ton of sharp curves you can't speed up.
All you can do is drive slow or drift. If your technique isn't right you will loose a lot of speed on the curves, a skilled drifter would overtake you in no time.

>Driving manual is pretty fun
No it's not, unless you're driving a good car. And nobody on Yea Forums can afford that
t. german

what is that a 180 or an MR2?

I've been driving various shitboxes in the last 12 years and I've never driven an automatic.

Found the Americuck

You've watched too much fast & furious or played too many shitty videogames.
Drifting is a fucking joke.
You always want to have as much traction as possible and minimize brake time while maximizing time to accelerate.
Do you even have a fucking license?

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I don't watch fast and furious and i don't play racing games. But I suppose I'm just thinking about this scenario wrong.

I have a license but i haven't ever drifted or raced someone. I just drive from point a to b (mostly in traffic)

Nothing, because I drive a 1.1 liter Hyundai.

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That's not how physics work. There is a reason why race cars avoid overstreer as much as possible, beyond just tire management. Stop believing in cartoon car logic.
It's a Pontiac Fiero

i'm 32 and dont have a license. can barely afford bus passes

Normally true, but in rally you want a controlled oversteer.

What was you major in college? Did you even go to college? Where are you from? Why didn't you opt for engineering like a good boy?

Step on the gas and kill him with diesel fumes

mec eng, failed real analysis 5 consecutive times so i had to leave, now work at mcdonalds

Didn't mean to make assumptions, I just found the idea a little ridiculous.
Technically an optimal drift could still yield a decent cornering speed but it's bad for your wheels, relatively unpredictable and hard to pull off.
If you look at extremely tight corners the disadvantages to a drift become quite apparent, since you'll be essentially moving backwards for a time, or at least not forward at all.
Meanwhile a normal cornering strategy always has you moving forwards, even if very slowly, ready to accelerate.
Good wheels with high traction won't allow you to drift easily either, so if you can drift you cannot drive very fast or corner normally at high speeds, since you'll start to slide.
That's why drifting generally is limited to its own competition and is scored for style to large degrees.

This, if your grip is too shitty like in snow or offroad you need to rotate the vehicle and use the drive wheels power to change the actual direction of travel.

Not in tarmac stages or something like Pike's Peak which is what we are talking about.

>There is a reason why race cars avoid overstreer as much as possible
There used to be a time when oversteering through corners was a common and often the fastest driving technique in racing

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Where you from? I'm doing civil eng right now and im 19.
a lot of competition in college, before i studied even while eating food because i wanted to beat everyone who looked down on me, now in a shitty college it seems like no matter what i do I cant beat anyone. I'm the dumbest kid in class. I have given up on studying.

It wasn't the fastest. The cars back then just had shit downforce and tires. There is a reason f1 cars, the thing you just posted, don't drift around corners anymore.

Oh thanks for clearing my confusion.

i'd rather not say. college was like that for me. I got memed into studying engineering because my parents pressured me into it. I should have done something else. but i'm too old now

>It wasn't the fastest
Fangio would like to have a word with you

Well don't give up, you only have one life. you must do everything you can.

COOL VIBRATIONS

Newton would like to have a word with Fangio.

Fangio would tell me about how his tires and suspension felt like they were made out of wood and couldn't help but oversteer. If you really think drifting is faster on a circuit or tarmac course you are very much mistaken. Downforce and mechanical grip are God.

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cause japs stopped buying cars, amerifats only drive trucks and no one cares about eurocucks

>If you really think drifting is faster
I'm not saying that, I'm just saying that there used to be time, before modern tires and downforce, when on throttle over steer was the fastest way to get around a circuit.

>You're driving home
I'm not an amerimutt, so I will never need to learn how to drive in my life, it's a useless skill.

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Obsessed

Obesed.

This.

If the fastest way to get around a corner in rally is oversteer due to low traction, couldn't you just go stupid fast on pavement and get the same speed increase using oversteer?

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Yeah. I sure love spending 1 hour taking the bus to work instead of having do drive a car for 15 minutes.

With tires like that it was probably the only way anyway
Big yikes
If that were true F1 teams wouldn't spell tens of millions of dollars on front and rear wings for maximum downforce with minimum drag penalty

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Got a loicense for that insult?

No idea what you're talking about, I take a cab to work and back home, it costs me way less than maintain a car, pay for insurance and a multitude of different things, I'd rather pay some poor sob to drive me around town than learn how to drive.

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Step on the gas

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Depends on where you live though. Some cities have good communication while some don't.

Not sure where you live. But there is no way in hell that taking a cab is anyway near as cheap or cheaper than a car where I live. Even if you include all the cost.
If I would take a cab to work and back again every day, I would literally spend my entire month's pay on the cab alone.

ebin may may

In very specific situations that must be the case, but very rarely I imagine, especially with modern rally cars.

Because that's what Lexus is for.

Pull off to the side so they can pass me, as clearly they're not slowing down, and were on a single lane road.

Hang 10 FRESH™ trees, and shift into D for max respekt.

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He'll 100% pass me because I drive a hybrid

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I run because eurobeat is a white supremacist theme song.

The bus where I live is fairly good. At least the ones I take. But it still has to make stops and follow a schedule.
5 minutes to walk to the bus stop, 40 minute bus ride to work, 8 minutes walk from last bus stop to my job.
Same time back home.
If I had a car, I would get to work in 15 minutes, and back home again in 20-25 due to trafic.
And that's just for work. If I count in all the times I need to take the bus, I could save 2-3 hours a day just from getting a car.

I live in europe, I literally pay peanuts for taxi rides. It ensures I will never have to buy a car or learn how to drive eve in my life and it feels so good.

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I bike to work since it's only 2 miles each way. What are you going to do when petroleum and electricity runs out?

>What are you going to do when petroleum and electricity runs out?
Not bother going to work because society is collapsing and money is worthless and also there is no food so people are roaming the streets raping, stealing and killing in order to stay alive. How about you? Still riding your bike?

Why not get a scooter instead? It virtually doesn't cost anything and will get you there in the same time a car would.

Moped laws in my country are extremely retarded. They are not allowed to go any faster than 45km/t
You literally can't obey the speed zones with them.
Works fine for city driving, but not when your job is out in the woods like mine.

Downshift and make him work for it

Then promptly get humiliated because every Evo owner in the show was an asshole

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>45km/t
Denmark is it? Once I got stopped by the police for going just a tad over 50km/h. The arbitrary speed limit is ridiculous, not to mention quite dangerous for you as well. Nevertheless, within 15km radius, scooter is king. It feels very liberating not having to constantly look for a parking space.

>mec eng
>real analysis
Wtf.

Civil is obviously easier than Mech, but even that's a bit too hard.

>I got memed into studying engineering because my parents pressured me into it. I should have done something else.
Sounds like you just picked the wrong discipline.

Honda > Toyota

Don't care either way, but pic related is the sexiest car you can get for the money.

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So, whats your poison?
Dont tell me you got tricked into cse

Nice license plate fag.

>im driving at night
>on the side of a fucking mountain
I've been driving for 15years and I'm gonna do the same shit I've been doing all this time

Drive in the middle of the road
Fuck you, I aint risking my life following the lane when theres nobody else on the road except me

/o/ might say my car is a roachmobile, but I bet it would still outrun that old clunker.

HE'S GOING FOR IT!

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>Hyundai
Embarrassing.

I wish I wan't a borderline retard and could do engineering. Time flies and I'm too old now

>being so beta that you care what people think about your car
Embarrassing.

Anime about monster truck driving on the streets of Tokyo when?

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Ask myself if there's a mosque nearby.

Loeb wins everything by driving with as little oversteer as possible

Slow down to about 20 km/h to teach him that speeding and driving dangerously is bad.

I have a Hiace

Thats the wrong kind of attitude. Congrats you wasted your life because some guys said you were stupid.
I hope you're doing something with whats left now.

A man can achieve anything if he puts time and effort into his craft.
it isn't just talk, its the truth.

You forgot the "remember lads"

Either you go nowhere but work or havent really sat down and calculated how much you're spending a year. Just buy a fuckin Twingo man.

Hyundai is OK, but I just replaced mine with a Honda, and it's been a nice step up. I'm not much of a car enthusiast though.

>driving manual is pretty fun
yeah it's like driving an automatic except you also have to give your car a handjob
The true gay choice

Why are you not driving the ultimate driving machine™ /o/?
You're not poor, are you?

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Spoken like a true retard. Its okay if you find manual hard or have an automatic car but please don't go on the internet say stuff like this.
It is hard in the beginning but its really rewarding once you learn.

Im more wary of off-white 00's 318i's than I am of the dreaded 「D E N T E D C A R A V A N」

Because Euro cars are maintenance money pits.

>BMW
Only bydlo and wannabe rich douchebags drive that shit.

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no it isn't
no matter how well you switch gears, you can't beat engineering of the automatic transmission and you will always have a loss of acceleration you just don't have in automatic

Where I live BMW is known as "kebab trolly"

PDK>everything else

Hit the brakes and he'll fly right by.

where I live we don't have niggers but BMW is still looked down on

I guess you're right, but I'm 25 working a shitty retail job now and to think I'll be competing with 18-19 year old kids kills me a bit inside

same here

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I'm 26 and in my first year of uni after being a hikkineet for 7 years.
It's never too late user.

What are you studying bro

Maritime business. It's very lucrative and a strong sector in my shithole. Pretty much guaranteed a job once I graduate, but the prospect of getting a job for the first time at 29-30 is scary.

Good luck fren, I'll try to find something I want to to this year I'll guess
>but the prospect of getting a job for the first time at 29-30 is scary.
It quickly becomes routine

is right, its never late don't give up do something.

If you live close enough to everywhere you need to go I’d reccomend getting a bike.
Having one has been a lifesaver for me.
>no need for a licence
>far cheaper than a car
>minimal maintenence and petrol
>no need to keep paying commute fees
>means you actually get some excercise if you used to be an unfit fuck like me

>buying German

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Nothing wrong with buying German if you live in the EU, Scotty.
There's more BMW specialised shops in my city alone than there are for Jap brands in the whole country combined.
There's more E46s and E90s parked in the street outside my house than there are Toyotas and Hondas in the whole area.

Give him a thumbs up and wish him luck on another 50.

>he doesn't bike
Losers.

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Her show was so fucking boring and I like cycling.

/thread

Pull over and let him pass because his oversteer will cover both lanes and most likely hit me if I don't. Also might start recording just in case he does hit me.

Touhou Eurobeat youtu.be/crQxy_o-jSk

Slam the brakes while I blasting
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>BMW
In my country only delusional poorfags buy that

Change the track to this and start driving like a mad cunt.
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But in reality I'd do nothing since I have already 9 points on my licence and can't get caught again and get a driving ban. If I wait until December they'll go down to 6 and I'll be alright for one more time of mad driving. Driving at the speed limit on Motorways and A/B roads at night is so boring.

you're the kind of motherfucker that I wish would just crash already and die alone so you'll stop putting other people in danger
>but I'm too fucking epic for rules and I'll never ever crash!
just you wait

Fucking call the cops. OMG what a fag.

Not even I speed during the day because it's too easy to get caught, I mainly do all my 100+mph driving after midnight when the roads are empty and I know there are no cameras around.

I couldn't give a shit about anyone else on the road if I am perfectly honest, not like they give a shit about me either.

>but I'm too fucking epic for rules and I'll never ever crash!
This but unironically. Stay mad loser

Make it abundantly clear i'm not a muslim.

>BMW
Almost as bad as audi faggots

>I couldn't give a shit about anyone else on the road if I am perfectly honest
just be careful that your naruto headband doesn't blind other drivers by reflecting their headlights back at them, edgetard

I don't get why fagets so butthurt over driving fast, it's fine when you aren't surrounded by traffic. Shit man I fall asleep if I drive at 50mph after work, driving fast at least keeps me awake. And if I'm going to go out in a car accident I'd rather get decapitated at 120mph then crash at 70mph and survive but be paralysed.

Not to mention the one accident I've been in was some grandad who drove into me when I was doing 15mph at a roundabout and my repairs cost him over 7K, so fat lot of good driving safely ended up being.

*nu metal intensifies*

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Fiero without a bodykit

Yeah, on a good surface and a 90 degree corner it is, but not in on a sloped hairpin that is 5cm wide

ask him, if he want to join my mosque-run

IWANNADANCE

Has Shigeno remembered Night Kids exist in MFG yet

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>faggots think they can outrace a car that has fucking wings
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