How long until Kazuma and Megumin make babies?

How long until Kazuma and Megumin make babies?

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Would Kazuma even want to pass on hos weak Japanese genetics?

>knocking up a midget
What are the chances that megumeme dies while giving birth to slightly larger than regular midget babies?

Good thing that Megumin was engineered for breeding.

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none, those hips are made for the sole purpose of creating babies

based

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Their babies won’t have inferior japanese gens user. Crimson genetics are superior and always win.

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The art seems familiar

it's JAS (Meguicha)

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those are actually tiny explosions

LNfags, will they get together in season 3?

No, but movie will have a hint at the end. The confession scene would probably happen at the end of season 4 (implying season 3 and 4 have two courses)

too long

You can always start reading

Needs more.

Never. They will drag out the will they-won't they until the series becomes unprofitable, and then they'll get together hastily in a slapdash ending or it'll get a gag ending, like
>Kazuma gets a harem
or
>Kazuma ends up forever alone

Getting invested in a romance in a series like Konosuba is peak retardation.

You sound mad user
Everything ok at home?

I don't understand why. Can't they just go on an adventures with them dating/married? It seems the author thinks that as soon they they become an official couple they have to settle down.

>Kazuma ends up forever alone
I dunno user, these all sound pretty good.

Niceee
Does that mean that Meguicha 5 comes soon?

Most authors don't know how to write a romance after the couple gets together.

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I would have believed you if I hadn't read the LN, nice try faglord.

>go on an adventures with them dating/married?
how often does that happened while keeping the audience interested? very rare.

That doesn’t mean it can’t be done right.
>b-but japs dont know how to write shit and muh patterns.
Then go make your own series

harold and maude did it.

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>cg wont translate Continued explosions 2 until he finishes Dust 4
>probably 2 months or so without knowing the Kazumin scene at the end
Why am i a filthy gainjin?

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>Then go make your own series
not to cause discord here but the people asking megumin and kazuma to get together already are the ones trying to dictate what the author should do. Please clarify the meaning of your post.

Why do these threads all have to be shipping nonsense? Why can't we just have a good ol Megumin thread with no other baggage?

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Huh? Its a simple assertive observation. Anons in Yea Forums usually say that they can make a better job. Then if they can do a better job they should stop complaining and make their own shit.

Im pretty sure last week there were around 5 megumin threads alone.

I understand that it just seemed uncalled considering the post he was replaying to.

Look at the tummy. AS109 is a god.

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Little tyke has a bright future ahead then.

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OVA of them mutually cosplaying each other's fetishes when?

What is Megumin’s fetish? (aside from the obvious answer)

Chuuni-isms. She wouldn't be able to contain herself if Kazuma dressed like a Crimson Demon and did a bunch of cheesy grandstanding.

Ah you are right, almost forgot.
She was probably gonna cum after seeing him defeat the /r9k/robot.

>kazuma edges her for several hours with chuuni poses
>she finally releases everything in a massive explosion

I wish there was a doujin about that

all these flavors and you choose to be salty

Beach chapter fucking when

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I think there was a drama CD that was about a beach trip.

Does something sexy happen?

I'm pretty sure at least Darkness finds herself something to get molested by. It's been a while since I listened to it.

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It's probably easier for Megumin to carry Kazuma than the other way around. Especially after the level reset.

I wish that were me

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9 months give or take.

>loves big tits
>ends up with a chestlet midget

shitty writing

If you loved big boobs would you reject the love of your life because she isn’t up to your physical standards? Might as well date a hooker then like Darkness

If Megumin got proper nutrition, she would be an absolute breeding machine. You can see it in her hips.

>loves big tits
>therefore he can only love big chested girls
You are a virgin, aren't you

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Look at all that Kazumin

Chomuske gets to hang out in all the pretty girls' tits.

>Arue, Funifura and Dodonko
WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DO THEY LOOK SO OLD

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Komekko a cute!

WHY IS EVERY CHARACTER PADDING THEIR CHEST, THEY ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THAT BIG SMFH

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Sylvia's fake tits are supposed to be big.

They seemed fairly average in the novel tho

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>THEY ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THAT BIG
Of course they are. And it's truly wonderful. Based konosuba titties jiggling around all over the place.

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>all the crimsons got huge, lovely boobers
>all of the crimsons
>except for the midget
>because fuck that midget
hahaha

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> Komekko thinks Kazuma and Megumin are married/a couple
CUTE!

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At least 80% the movie will be about Megumin. Might wanna skip this one glowing aquafag, you might get an aneurism

>implying in don't enjoy the explooo~~ shenanigans
zsss

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>a and Megumin are married/a couple
>CUTE!

>I thought Komekko thought they were a couple in the novel

did they change it in the movie?

> cowardly, slavish, shut-in lover of big breasts matures over time into a mature, well rounded individual who develops better taste, learns to appreciate delicious flat chests and is in a loving relationship with a young flat chested girl
Sounds like pretty good writing to me desu

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Arent you a megu hater tho?

She's a little kid you weirdos

I’m just going off what it looked like, I don’t actually speak nip

I see, you retards are not really into bantz, eh? Fucking faggots.

The text says they're supposed to be big.

Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed.

Like the series has anyone who can actually pass as an adult.

I hate this kind of bullshit. She doesn't like tool-based explosions, only explosion magic, preferably her own.

Start of Kazumin lets gooo

I still want fanart of her being bullied by dynamite.

youtu.be/sETb41GEpBo?t=8
>Kazuma-san, I want your kodomo
I think Yunyunfag died seeing this, so he could isekai to meet Yunyun.

in the movie they'll both confess their feelings for each other

and afterwards every few volumes there's segments dedicated to their romance, however there are complete volumes where absolutely nothing happens

after the movie, considering the keep the same 2 volumes per season

the next big event for kazumin would happen on season 4

and then by season 6 they would finally get "together"


the romance scenes are well written, they fight right into the story without being too serious, or just going back to the status quo, there are actual relationship developments between the characters


if you really liked the series then you should try reading the light novels, they are pretty entertaining and it doesn't take value away from the anime as it adds so much on the top of the story (the visuals, voice acting, sound effects)

some scenes from the anime play out differently from the novels, which so far have all been great, and they also add many details which make watching the anime after reading the chapters really great

>DEEN without rampant QUALITY
What timeline is thtis?

They dont confess their feelings until volume 9 user

The studio switched to JC Staff.

yes as they should arrive at volume 9 by season 4, since volume 5 will be the movie

so volumes 6 & 7 will be on season 3, and vols 8 & 9 on season 4


damn they will take their time to catch up with the light novels

hopefully it doesn't get too popular that they start making 20+ episodes per season and add shitty filler

protip there won't be a season 4+

I've been surprised how it's remained rare since it was one of the main things responsible for SAO's explosive popularity. I thought we'd see it replicated a lot after that.

you told me that a year ago i would have believed you.
Now i think they might go for a full adaptation.

Asuna and Kirito got "married", as ingame thing. It's a harem, with a really good reboot (progressive) that is less harem-y.

You have to start things off with a clear main pairing, then you can add the harem later, a la Bakemonogatari. That way you don't get crazy fanbase wars like TWGOK's ending, where everybody claims the end pairing is an asspull.

>Megumom appears
I nut

Please don't fuck up this scene
Please don't fuck up this scene
Please don't fuck up this scene

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There is hope. Remember Flying Witch?

Season 3 isn't happening

it is

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

except the level reset doesn't erase kazuma's shit. so just gain a few levels then reset again to gain INFINITE COSMIC POWER

JC with a staff animated by J.C. Staff

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Wrong
The potion literally reseted everything but his skills.
His stats are gone

>watch S1 because of Megumeme
>actually end up loving the humor
>read the LN
>characters except Aqua lmao actually get great development and aren't just walking jokes
>fucking great MC
>haremshit actively spat upon despite occasional teases
Goddammit, this series is so good. Hope JC Staff does a good job with this, though. DEEN's goofy-ass QUALITY was a big part of what made the anime fun. JC Staff tends to lean towards boring-but-passable.

same
watched it for the memes, stayed for the story

None they have aqua so no one should stay died . Is kazam the only dies and getts brought to life again over and over?

>with those skinny hips
she's gonna die of complications.

unfortunately high, but Eris is a kind goddess with a good heart and lots of sympathy for women who didn't get the blessings of the adulthood fairy.

>skinny hips
Are you blind or straight up retarded?

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with taste like yours, if you're not a virgin, somebody ought to call the cops

>responding to bitter Meguhaters
Be at ease. Faggots will forever be mad that Megumin is best girl in every respect. The fool's reproach is a kingly title.

Do you want someone to pat on your back? Or are you projecting?

posting her malnourished waistline doesn't mean the hips are okay. they're too narrow and the hourglass only happens because she's one sandwich above deathcamp-survivor level.

not hating, just she needs to get some fucking food or she's not gonna survive without divine intervention.

but hey, you can go on acting like there's nothing wrong with her at all. set yourself up for tragedy all you like.

Oh i get it, you like landwhales.
As expected of all the Eris fags

>Erisfags
>liking anything other than straight lines
ERIS
PADS
HER
CHEST

still better than aqua

Not exactly a high bar to clear. Aqua is the worst part of the series.

Eris/Chris has the same delicious body line as Megumin, except slightly slimmer.

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that booklet will never get scanned
sad

If you fed Megumin a sandwich her body would scream fertility. She has the foundation for it.

She's been fed plenty of sandwiches since joining up with Kazuma, but her body was begging to be bred from the get-go.

eris>aqua

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jesus christ how fucking horrifying
And stop iPhone-posting, you absolute fucking nigger.

Will I get the gook jokes in the manga if I read it?

Is the manga even finished yet?

Read the LN, retard.

Is it finished?

Megumin still looks okay.

It's farther along than anything else. Nothing is finished.

Does it have a "true" ending before it splits into side stories? Or is it still in its main series?

Also why do gooks not let anything die? Something gets slightly popular and it gets 2 alternative universe titles,a Christmas special, and a different volume for the mc to bang each girl.

Nothing. Is. Finished. Stop being difficult. And as if Western shit is any better. Whatever makes money will be milked until it doesn't anymore. That's simply how things are. Now stop being an eternal newfaggot and learn to Google shit on your own, you miserable simp.

After he fucks Lalatina since she is always first. You have to honor writer's traditions user.

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Divorceness is pig.

Continue, she is intrigued.

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I can't, I actually like Darkness. She gets great development in the LNs. She may not be Megu-tier, but she's worth respecting. Unlike certain goddesses.

>not wanting to knock up a midget
Get out, Gaylord. Go on, shoo!

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Why are pear-shaped girls always the eternal best?

Because where tits may fail, hips and ass always prevail.
At least, they should, but it's not necessarily a guarantee

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How many babies minimum would Darkness be able to bear every pregnancy? I'm thinking at least 4 or 5. She'd probably get off on being so huge looking and barely able to look dignified from the swollen stomach she's lugging around.

I hope when the movie comes out, I can join you guys on this ship. But the way people go on about it here already triggers my contrarian-ism, and makes me not want to like it...

She would probably get off on the entire birth process itself as well. The whole laying down legs up and spread, with something huge coming out of her

>Darkness becomes addicted to being impregnated
>Begins fucking all manner of beast and creature just to see what bearing their offspring would feel like
>Eventually tries to lay dragon eggs
Makes me sad that hentai doujins rarely take advantage of the quirkiness or abilities of the characters they use.

there's literally a FFT doujin by shindoL that is exactly that

Not quite the same though. I mean something where they take a character and make content that's pretty much in-canon with how they would act inside the official stuff. I know of a few works like that, but it's sadly rare compared to just the usual rape stuff, or really out of character smut where "in this, the girl is just a massive slut so roll with it"
Don't get me wrong though, still a great book all the same.

Basically all Konosuba hentai does a great job of retaining characterization, though.

Still, would be nice to see more things with Darkness getting raped and forced to bear monster babies. Most things I think just end with the impregnation and never get to the birthing.

Someone please post the screencap of the autist calculating the maximum number of children Megumin could have

>pic
kek

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more kisses please
it makes my heart fluttery

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thanks

is megumilf flat as fuck?