Sword Art Online Alicization

Quinny redeemed this show

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Kawahara is a hack. News at 11

I want to lick her clean!

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>I have finally discovered my purpose... I, Eugeo, am the Sword Art Online(tm).
Seriously, Kawabara?

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>Quinella and Eugeo kill each other
I'm fine with this.

System call remove core protection

Guys I'm struggling to keep hating SAO after this

stop fighting yourself and join us

Reminder that Kawahara has stated that Alice does not in fact love Kirito in a romantic sort of way.

Pack up Alicefags this is the word of god

Would you say your hate has halved?

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is there any particular reason administrator has to be naked all of the time?

If you were a beautiful woman with absolute power you'd walk around naked too

It's her house.

Because then Kirito wouldn't get to call her the most beautiful woman in the world. Besides that, it's her house.

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Alicefags are delusional. More news at 10

Did this feel longer in the LN? Suddenly everyone starts dropping like fly's while Kirito sits in his literal cuckshed staring. All in the span of like five minutes.

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Eugeo blew her clothes away.

It exemplifies her power over everyone else. You wouldn't feel embarrassed being naked in front of insects would you? It's a nice touch.

This is your beautiful delicious maaya sakamoto smooth body and armpit and tiddy and leggy administrator. Say something nice about her!

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$ sudo
# rm /usr/sbin/quinella

The problem is that he fooled me twice. I suppose it's shame on me.

Alice is like the most cucked character in SAO.
>Loses memories of whole life
>Loses her childhood friends
>Dad denounces her after she returns
>Literally unneeded by the time Asuna comes into the picture
>Doesn't get to see her family ever again
>Her last remaining tie to her past is Kirito who cares more about Eugeo than her
>Isn't even the true first ALICE

>Isn't even the true first ALICE
This is what gets me the most. Even in her own arc, ALIC(e)ization, Eugeo steals her spotlight from her.

>is there any particular reason administrator has to be naked all of the time?
You don't walk around naked in your own house?.

How can Asuna even compete?

It sells BDs

Would have headpatted her as a loli. Not so now.

Forgot the part where not even her past self wanted to merge with her.

It's a strategy. Give the enemy a boner and they won't be able to fight properly

Would get headpatted by her.

How hard do you think Kirito's wood was when he was fighting her?

By being an actual goddess.

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She literally can't. Kirito outright states that Quinella makes Alice and Asuna look plain in comparison. Like Asuna may be Kirito's true love, but Quinella is definitely his lust object.

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So basic she can instantly neutralize even the strongest of acids.

About this hard.

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why the fuck doesn't someone on the outside just pull the plug? he's been in there for YEARS

Kirito has good tastes...

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Time is accelerated inside you dumb speedwatcher

He's been in there for less than three days. Also if you didn't dump all your stats into AGI you'd understand why they're keeping him in there.

He's been for a few days at most in real time and they think he is just in a church being a good boy and getting good boy points.

Why won't the AGIfagging end?

Little do they know he's literally trying to stop a rouge AI who escalated privileges all the way to root. Sasuga Nipponese ITfags.

Well nip devs couldn't make a half working netcode to save their life for SAO Fatal Bullet so no surprises here.

They were both kinda turned on, Kirito not as obviously as Admin:

>“—What a lovely face.”

>The voice caressed my nape like an ice-cold blade as I lay fallen. Administrator’s bare feet stepped across the marble floor as I sensed her presence gracefully drawing closer.

>“Is it thanks to the display of emotions being different for humans of the other side, after all, I wonder? I wish I could keep that weeping face of yours as an ornament for all of eternity.”
>Melodious stifled laughter.

>“Though I prefer my machinations to this sort of foreplay, fighting directly does have a certain lovely charm to it. There's nothing more intimate than to cross blades, enter your opponent, hold him close as you look in his eyes, and feel his suffering directly. Such an exhilarating occasion is rare for me, boy, so could we dance for a little longer before the climax? Let me enjoy hacking your limbs off from their ends.”

Later

>And penetrated deep into the Administrator.

>I felt absurdly rigid and tight resistance as her blood flowed down and soaked my palms. A sensation so vivid it wiped my mind of the pain from where her rapier pierced me. I was painfully conscious of my sword tip tearing into Administrator’s smooth skin, hilt disappearing between her bountiful breasts, breaking her sternum, and blowing her heart within away—of taking a human’s life, in other words. But there wasn’t a shred of hesitation in this one strike. Wavering here would definitely be unforgivable for the future Cardinal had entrusted to us. Administrator whimpered, coughing up blood and then slumped against me, her head resting on my shoulder.

The fight definitely had a ton of sexual tension in it, even if it was as far from romantic as possible.

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Quinella wasn't as cute this episode

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I dunno about that.

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ALL HAIL THE STAR KING

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HE LOLI WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE IT OUT OF HERE!

Get her Cardinal! Time to kick some admin ass!

Admin set a trap for when Cardinal went outside damn. Cut all connections so no one gets in or out.

Human transmutation? Oh no... not again...

The celing is adorned with memory fragments? Damn.

This is pretty fucked up... the sword golem jsut wants to hold the one they care about but they have sword hands and slice everything. Damn.

Give the bitch a peice of your mind Cardinal!

NO DONT SACRAFICE YOURSELF! DONT LET HER DO THIS! SAVE THE LOLI! SAVE HER!

DONT BBQ THE LOLI! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAVE HER! FUCK!

Oh damn the real Alice's memories...

Eugeo wants to be a sword? Why? To be dual wielded by Kirito? He wants more power to fight the bitch?

A sword with Alice's memories? Oh damn thats neat.

Admin isnt happy about this. Im guessing this is a way to hurt her.

Hes weilding himself oh damn. No Kirito needed for this rocket sword boy.

CARDINAL NOOOOOOO!!!!! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO COME OUT OF THIS WORLD WITH KIRITO!

I really wanted Cardinal and Yui to meet... like i felt like there could have been some amazing growth there. Yui who was shut off from the users during SAO by that version of Cardinal, i think she could have had a meaningful talk with this one. I know they are not the same Cardinal, but still, it would have been nice for Kirito to save both parts of the system that gave everyone hell in SAO. It would have been nice character growth for him too, accepting them fully and giving up his animosity towards the past.

Oh damn... Eugeo broke... shit.... hes really broke too... fuck....

PTSD Kirito isnt gonna handle this well... not his husbando...

ALICE NO! DONT YOU DIE TOO! KIRITO REALLY ISNT GONNA HANDLE THIS WELL!

OH SHIT HE SNAPED OUT OF IT! STOP THE BITCH!

NO DONT STOP THE EPISODE! FUCK YOU!

Oh no... this is gonna be the cliff hander of the century isnt it? "My Hero" wait next ep might be the last, lets hope for no cliff hanger!

AVE STELLA REGEM

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>shit.... hes really broke too... fuck....
why is this funny

REX OMNIBUS SALUTARE SIDUS

my sides

AVE STAR KING

Shit senpai, Kirito looks real fucking clean with that overcoat. Is that his final form or some shit?

No. This is his final form

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REVENGE IN ONE WEEK

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This shit is actually somewhat amusing.

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this is really exploitable

God Asuna is so fucking flat.
Kawahara has to be a woman.
No straight male makes a woman this flat.

Slut of the year

Eugeo the Bloodedge next episode

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This is a good roast.

What a shitty episode, holy shit.

>actual goddess
of jobbing yes, it does take godly power to get sent in with a god account and still end up losing

Blame the artist. Quinella had tits so big that Kirito's sword hilt and hand disappeared between them when he ran her through, but she looks pretty modest in all the illustrations.

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>flat
lmao

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I don't know why I'm still torturing myself with this series. I was fucking giggling all the way through this episode, that's how stupid it is. The writing is utter shit, the emotional parts aren't emotional. The only good part is seeing the administrators sexy fucking body.

Reminder this is the Kirito list in importance:

>Literally my wife tier
Asuna

>heterosexual other half tier
Eugeo

>My whole inspiration and idol tier
Kayaba

>My family tier
Yui
Suguha

>someone who I can relate to tier
Eiji

>Childhood friend tier
Alice (combined)

>my nakama tier
Klein
Agil
Lisbeth
Sinon
Silica
Argo
Ronye
Liena
Iskahn

>someone who I can relate to tier
Eiji

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I am the bone of my sword.........

Bigger than Quinella's

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Well the asunafags are in full force in this thread. Imagine being so delusional that you don't realize that Alice is a contender for the Kirito-bowl. Screencap this post for when Kawahara surprises literally no one by Alice winning.

I want to lick her milkers

I haven't seen any other comment talking about this, but the scene where Quinella was about to hit the final strike makes her even more hateable (if you could believe in such a thing). This woman carried a child for 9 months, went through birth, and raised her just for the express purpose of being overwritten in her desire to become more powerful

Eiji chimped out to get his gf back the same way Kirito acted out when Sachi died. Kirito understands Eiji and has no hatred torwards him post-OS, far from it in fact.

wish i had a wallpaper of that without the symbol and Eugeo

Eiji was a nice body, who suggested to his childhood friend Yuna that they play SAO, and her dad helped them get it because he was one of the backers as it was made by a former student of his. Then it turned into a death trap, and Yuna died before Eiji's eyes, just like the Black Cats and Sachi in particular died before Kirito's eyes. So Kirito can relate. Kirito managed to recover from Sachi's death, but understands that Eiji didn't recover from Yuna's death.

Here
I'm pretty sure she was being metaphorical.

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I'm not a KiriAsufag but you're being pretty delusional man. There's not been a single girl who's been through as many bases as she has.

based

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Based Alicebro and I wish, but...
>This woman carried a child for 9 months, went through birth, and raised her just for the express purpose of being overwritten in her desire to become more powerful
What? She's not the literal daughter of Quinella

>contender for the Kirito-bowl
What you fail to realize is that the game was over long before she stepped on the field. There are janitors staring at her wondering why she's here.

They look nothing alike. Besides that, Quinella died a virgin. Sure, she let men ogle and even touch her, but she'd never let them actually sully her with their seed. She's above that. Even back when she was human, she was a complete virgin.

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why isn't this anime being called out by sjws due to the administrator's matriarchy??

why is everything unfair for the shield hero even irl?

>Quinella died a virgin
*Blocks your path*

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Because SJWs are NPCs who want a matriarchy like Quinellafags

I noticed Quinella is so OP she doesnt need to vocalize the spells to use them.

That's good and all but relating to someone on one event (an important one albeit) doesn't feel like they have some big attachment when by comparison Kirito has moved on long ago
Might just be me but feels more like nakama tier just like you can say Kirito identified with Sinon over their passed killings for self-defence and he at least has more time with him but still ends up in the nakama tier
Or maybe I'm just being biased against Ordinal Scale but just doesn't feel like they had some greater relationship than the others

Yep

Have you read Hopeful Chant and Cordial Chords? They flesh out Eiji's character a lot more.

>never put it in
She never took a mate before becoming Admin; why would she change afterwards?

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Eiji is being set up as Eugeo 2.0

>*she at least has more time with him
I haven't, thanks for the suggestion, is it canon as well then?

...Because she's now admin.

Because she finds him hot, duh you troglodyte

Couldnt Quinny create a fluct Chad sex slave??

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That's uncalled for you dick

Yep

????????

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Hopeful Chant is the short story that came with the movie ticket for Ordinal Scale in Japan. Cordial Chords is the short story that came with the Ordinal Scale BDs in Japan. Both are written by Reki, so yeah they're canon.

No.
>inb4 she starts bragging about her dildo collection with its divinity level priority

Not gonna lie, I'd turn gay for Kirito.

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Quinella can easily dominate men after becoming an admin. Why wouldn't she do this after centuries of time? Their all just playthings to her at this point

They're all molds of the male integrity knights' dicks

Anyone got a stretch of Eu geo?

Because pregnancy. Fluctlights have a 100% pregnancy rate from sex. Also, she wouldn't put herself into such an intimate situation considering her views on love.

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So he'll be back in Unital Ring then?
Thanks

Why go gay when there's the other option?

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I'm half done with one

If Quinny was a realistic woman she would find all the Chads in the Human Empire and make them fuck only her for eternity.

WHERE ARE THE WEBMs

I'd fuck a relatively an accurate looking Kirito cosplayer ngl.

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Death is fast.

>she wouldn't put herself into such an intimate situation considering her views on love.
Quinella's views love as a form of control. She'd be the one topping in every scenario because the other guy would be the equivalent of a sex doll after she's mindraped them. I'd say sex only further enhances her warped mindset

Cardinal planned to fucking murder the entire world as soon as she won and she got cold feet over just a few people?? Fuck this anime is so bad. No way to redeem that level of character inconsistency.

Fem kirito is great and all but I'd rather get fucked by Kirito.

You're either really gay or a woman pretending to be a gay guy.

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>lets hope for no cliff hanger!
Ahahahahahahahahahhah

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>deleting the simulation is the same as killing people
No it isn't. One is clearly more humane than the other. She also got hope from Kirito's plan which ideally would lead to minimal casualties. Oh and the fact that she literally can't kill them because as she said herself, she is a program and she can't do what she isn't programmed to do.
They're not sending their best...

Not if it puts a baby in her. There'd also be no convenient way for her to get rid of it considering the taboo index. She might let a man have her ass, but she's not letting anyone else put anything organic inside her vagina.

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Futa Fem Kirito fucking your ass is the best.

Just be Dona T Steele

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>Dude erasing a guy's mind isnt the same as just shooting him in the head
Cardinal is full of shit.

>Eugeo wants to be a sword? Why? To be dual wielded by Kirito?
You're a good user

Does FemKirito have Suguha tier boobies and Sinon+ tier ass?

What the fuck was this garbage episode?
>Cardinal: fuck u quinella you gay let these faggots go and kill me instead
>Quinella: ok
>Kirito: i will stand here and do nothing the whole episode for absolutely no reason.
>Eugeo: make me into a sword Cardinal
>Cardinal: ok *dies*
>Eugeo fucks up the golem thing and cuts off Quinellas arm and dies like a fucking loser
>Kirito still does nothing
What the fuck man? What was the point of literally any of this? None of this shit mattered. Kirito is such a bitch now. Is the rest of Alicization gonna be like this, LNfags? Cause if so I might as well stop watching now, this shit is retarded.

She isn't erasing anyone's mind. She would be putting an end to the simulation. The fluctlights wouldn't even realize what had happened. It's actually the most humane fate there is. At this point though even killing that thing would be a mercy kill.

>Dona T Steele
Fucking kek
Yes by all accounts she would have Kirigaya genes flowing through her

Are you mentally retarded? Deleting them is erasing their minds its pure evil disguised as the humane solution. The Fluacts wouldnt agree to this no matter how much of an evil cunt Quinny is.

Dude, I'd rather die than live in Quinella's empire.

No, you'll see the gorefags takeover after this. It's nothing but suffering, guts and gore in the War of the Underworld

>Id rather not exist than exist
What a retard, Quinny-sama can just delete your bad memories so you can continue being her pet forever. Only a complete faggot wouldnt love to be Quinny-sama's toy.

And the alternative is literally becoming a braindead swordzombie living in eternal mind hell. Please tell me your posts are bait and you aren't this dumb.

>SJWs
>Complaining about a woman in charge
user...

Well you're not prepared for the next episode if you think Kirito is a bitch right now

God i want to lick her feet

Yes but women and POC aren't allowed to be evil.

Sounds like shit. Guess I'll drop it and hope we'll get a Progressive anime someday.

She would only do it to half the population so theres a chance you could still be human.

Being in Quinny's empire means getting turned into a part of the sword golem. That's no way to live

Yeah, thats why he penetrates and explodes his sword inside her.

user. A woman is charge.
Therefore there is nothing to complain about.

>Progressive anime
That'll get butchered too. Alicization was the best Kawahara has been and the anime was garbage

I love Quinny-sama! Anything she does cannot be bad Im sorry.

How will they explain Eugeo and Alice both being Integrity Knights in the games?

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The alternative is that Cardinal kills administrator and then *doesn't* murder the entire fucking world

cursed image

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Gameverse!Kirito's Chad Harem Master Aura:EX would've resolved the situation in a heartbeat

>dubfagging

No you see, when a woman is the villain and the mc is male, that's a male fantasy and therefore bad.
Yeah but she knew she didn't stand a chance at that exact moment.

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Based Gameverse!Kirito.

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Gameverse Kirito would have been with his friends and would have defeated the big bad with the power of friendship
And that's a good thing...

Quinella is basically a god in her world meaning you must listen to anything she says because you are an inferior being. If Quinny-sama wants you to be her sword golem then clap for it you worms.

Is this anime christian?

>What was the point of literally any of this?
Ask this about your life.
As for Sao, Cardinals death was a bit forced, but it pushed Eugeo to finally find and accept his 'sword' and his will.
Also Kiritos suffering, because that is fun. Well, he got some kind of development to, but it was pretty much cut from the adaptation. You can just think that now he is "not afraid to lose'' or something.

He'll also convert Quinella into one of his bitches or he'll infect Eugeo with his Harem Aura: EX and have him indoctrinate her into becoming one of the girls in his harem and discarding the Cardinal system's main process

I don't think Quinella is going to make it out alive in the games.

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Gamevers!Kirito is a slut! A manwhore! A normalfag! A chad! Bisounen!

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How much do I have to pay to get that service + pillow talk? Do I need to be a membership of the KKA first?

It's another episode of a girl attracting waifu fags and as a result ends up carrying the garbage show.

I mean. Quinella

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Fuck that exchange between Quinella and Cardinal was tedious as fuck
Eugeo turning into a CGi sword was pretty stupid as well

She's a really fun villain. Being the canonical sexiest girl and Maaya Sakamoto are just cherries on top of the first fact.

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>everyone here is data, why are you mad?
Why does the show present Quinella as wrong? AIs don't have feelings or rights.

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Next episode

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So this is what's meant by Alicization Uniting

>killing your best character
Is Reki, dare I say it, a hack?

Eugeo himself made Kawahara decide not to write a scenario where he lives

Kirito hasn't died yet so...

Wait, Kawahara kills Kirito?

It's a shame Quinella dies I know

Fucking hivemind Kiritofags, stop being such a degenerate.

Fucking hiveminded degenerate Kiritofags

Actually I wouldn't be surprised if Reki kills Kirito and Asuna somehow at the end of the new arc with only SK being left and becoming Graphite Edge. Then again who the fuck even knows where we will go from here.

Quinnella isn't even the best SAO villain.

She isn't even the best SAO villain.

THE IRONY

STOP WITH THE HIVEMIND MEME SHIT

>H-hivemind!
Fuck off

my dick disagrees

I am become SwordMan, destroyer of Worlds.

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Yep, I'm thinking best girl is back...

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Kayaba
>forgot why I made SAO lul
Oberon
>rapist
Death Gun
>rapist
Quinella
>rapist

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Desist this fsggotry

Oh not this shit again
Ok stop
FUCKING DESIST

Lmao, Death Gun was a better villain than her

Even Death Gun is a better villain.

Spoil me fags, will Kirito dual wield in Alicization? There were some hints dropped towards that, and I'm sweating and enjoying the ride so far

t.AGIfag
Maybe you should spec on INT more hmm?

Fucking speedwatcher. You and other AGIfags should neck yourselves.

The answer is always YES

Been seeing the AGIfag thing a lot, what does that even mean?

I'm more of a STRfag desu, desu

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I'll rise that bet with a BONER

AGIfags are speedwatchers.
AGI = speed

What was the purpose of Cardinal being slaughtered in front of the others. This shit is fucking ridiculous.

All that strength and no intelligence to show. How sad

At this point you are just fishing for (You)'s

Give Kirito the motivation to kill rather than show Quinella mercy.

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Because we're supposed to feel like Yui is human and is Kirito and Asuna's daughter, not as a plot device to give them a child without getting Asuna pregnant because Pregnancy is gross.

>pregnancy is gross
Delete this

Do you think Quinella could use matter conversion to turn my male human unit into a female one? Could she prior to turning me into a female unit clone my dick and attach it to herself to pleasure me with it? Would she be able to remove all my memories that solidified my view of myself as a male thus leaving me unsure of my gender as she pounds my newly created virgin pussy with her divine priority dick that instantly tears through my newly created hymen?

No I'm not. There was literally no point to her dying.

>this entire thread is full of AGI build watchers with little points on INT
Nuke this thread

Nah.

Shoopable.

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Was there something wrong in having Eugeo live and him ending up with Alice?

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It's been answered before. She knew she couldn't do shit and was cornered. She was going to die either way but she could at least spare the trio, knowing that Quinella can't be arsed to deal with ants anyway since she is already at her memory storage limit.

But I already knew that

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Yes, something called R*ki K*wahara.

I

Absolutely, fucking hate Quinella

Hot? Yes; waifu material?

Not. In. The. Damn. Slightest.

Fuck Quinella with a rusty railroad spike

>never put it in
He did though

No I'm saying that's what the author was probably thinking.
Hell I hate Yui SPECIFICALLY BECAUSE Asuna should have gotten pregnant and not have a magic plot baby.

Psychos love despair the only thing better than serial killing is serial killing your victim in front of a human with empathy then get off to their despair.

>I cant let him punch my head, my head isn't made of swords yet
HF finale was an absolute kinofest

What emotion does this expression convey?

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Why did Cardinal sacrifice herself? This adaptation sucks doesn't explain shit

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It's her face right before my dick explodes all over her.

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yandere adminbitch

There was the potential drama between Kirito and Eugeo then needing to fight between S30 and Zuberg but also that their victory would have felt cheap
I love Eugeo but it set the stone for Alicisation being the level above from then on with how the story went

Clashing of the swords: a nasheed of the defiant.
The path of fighting is the path of life.
So amidst an assault, tyranny is destroyed.
And concealment of the voice results in the beauty of the echo.

Is that a........NIPPLE???

Honestly, I should hate her, but I can't. I'm hoping that she'll actually be back for Unital Ring.

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yes

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Someone in the other thread told me thay Eugeo gets his own Alice what's about that?

She's basically what happens to an elder scrolls player once they start mucking about with the dev console. I can identify with her.

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Is this the reason to see the movie?

Kirito not being a fan of AR was a neat spin.

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Oh shit, and she almost achieved CHIM too with her ascension ploy. Her definition of LOVE is also kinda similar to Vivec's. The only issue is that she'd see I AM ALL AM I more like ALL AM I AM ALL.

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It's not exactly that but you will see next episode but basically Alice Zuberg's memory fragment and Eugeo walk into the light together and say that they leave the rest to Kirito and Alice S30
Basically Eugeo and the original Alice stay together until the end

What the fuck is number 3 supposed to be?

>With an expression filled with rage directed at me, Administrator took a slow step back. Perhaps noticing how she had retreated a second later, her pale, beautiful features showed an look of indignation like that of a crazed god.
>“…Unforgivable.”
>Her mouth wavered beyond the transparent flames formed from the words uttered without her lips moving.
>“This is my world. I cannot possibly forgive such conduct from an uninvited intruder. Strip and genuflect. Give me your mind and body. —Swear your love to me!!” The highest minister’s roar stirred the air and an aura of bluish-black darkness rose from her feet, swirling about repeatedly. Having returned to a one-handed straight sword from a katana, the sword turned straight towards me while darkness coiled around it.
>“…No.”
>Stopping my feet right before entering the range of sword skills, I voiced out my last words. “You merely usurped it. One who does not love this world… and the people living in it has no right to be its ruler!!”
>I took up a stance the moment I ended my words. The Red Rose Sword in my left hand in the front; the black sword in my right hand in the rear. Drew back my right foot. Lowered my waist.
>Administrator, too, slowly swung the silver sword in her left hand up and held it aloft. The words her pearl grey lips repeated endlessly carried an unparalleled sense of intimidation.
>“Love is to dominate. All love me. I love all. I dominate over all!!”

Her definition of love is based around dominance.

That's ok-ish but I still want to kick Kawahara in the nuts

One of them. The other reason being this qt

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I keep making these dumb memes as a coping mechanism because my favorite character is actually fucking gone in a week.
Great reason.

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This is the best SAO exploitable.

Based Angel Origami

So let me get this straight: you write your probably deepest and coolest character yet, with good backstory, MOTIVATION, and his own swordskills which make him recognizable, but decide to kill him off? This is literally Star wars again where every good and actually interesting character dies. Couldn't they have killed, like, silica or something instead?

No.

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Don't forget that he gets cucked yet again by Kirito. I bet, if Kirito was real, Kawahara would suck his dick and swallow. In before you fags say you'd do the same.

What a goddess.

See

What do you mean he gets cucked? Oh no no no please don't tell me Alice falls in love with Kirito! What the fuck is wrong with the author? Will at least Kirito be a grown man after this (now) shitty arc because I liked eugeo more than him.

Eugeo gets Lolice (the girl he wanted) and Alice S30 gets Michael Schumaher looking ass.

Eugeo and S30 never had feelings for each other though

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>Eugeo gets lolice who loved him
>The grown version of Alice never liked him
Why the fuck does this hit so close home? Am I the only one who had the same experience of a girl liking me when I was a shota and she was loli but when we grew up she didn't even talk to me

I don't think she cares about the taboo index, considering she imposed it herself.

>Because pregnancy. Fluctlights have a 100% pregnancy rate from sex.
No they don't. Pregnancy in Underworld requires marriage, and the probability isn't 100%.

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I know that feel all too well user. Teenage years fucking sucked compared to early childhood.

Are girls more attracted to shotas or what?

>and discarding the Cardinal system's main process
why discard it, i'm sure it could be spun off into yet another cute girl. maybe a loli copy of quinella.

>people drawing more philia
YES

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Did the girl you liked have her memories wiped though? I'm not making fun of you though, and at least Eugeo and Lolice still like each other even after 8 years and in turn you can appreciate the past as the past and move forward with your own life but it's not cuckholdry of any sort

so i am confused. why doesnt asuna or any of the people monitoring the world actually do anything? do they even give a fuck? why wouldnt they at least help kiritio? or can they not? did they ever explain this at all? wouldnt asuna just get pissed off if they let kirito die?

Is the source material as bad as the adaptation?

S30 is the main Alice tho, Loli is like a fragment. So bootleg Kirito gets a bootleg ending while Kirito gets the cute main girl and relegates her to another orbiter. Justice would have been Lolice being restored and Eugeo living happily ever after in perpetual UW while Kirito fucks off to IRL. Would have been predictable but you know that this show needs a bit more comfy stuff.

Personally I was just a late bloomer with puberty and also not great at socializing so I was just an awkward kid later in middle school and high school. It's only in uni when I became more normal and it probably has to do with the fact that now I try to think more with my big head rather than the small one.

well, technically yui does not have a soul. she is a very cute p-zombie.

humans are also just data stored in a squishy computer, piloting a meat-robot.
the key point is that they basically have copied human minds and those AIs are not your average lab-designed AI, they're software emulations of complete humans, so they're basically human minds piloting realistic simulations of meat robots.

Would anyone here watch another Sao movie?

So how much do they want to hatefuck?

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Yeah but I wonder what it would be about. If it's Moon Cradle I'll watch but with low expectations since I haven't heard a lot of positive things about it.

It has been a long time since she felt joy and she is relishing that moment.

Time in Underworld is moving too quickly for real time monitoring at the moment. Two years have passed for Kirito, and only a few days in the real world.

>you know that this show needs a bit more comfy stuff
I don't think so, and I say this as someone who loves Eugeo as well but I liked his ending and S30 isn't another orbiter but I wouldn't mind Eugeo and Lolice having some ending as well where they end up together.
Either way, my point is that there's no cucking involved

Secondary here, she was hinting at something here, yes? Like cardinal did when she was introduced.

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The censorship hair implementation is camera-distance sensitive.

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That lace halo is a hella iconic design.

Yes.

Maybe it's not technically cucking but it is conceptually. You spend your youth thinking about your friend, which you loved and wanted to be loved by and you end up sacrificing your life for her to get with the other guy. It does evocate a cucking narrative.

Is it true the anime is going on break? When would it return?

did quindillia rape alicechan?

>It does evocate a cucking narrative
yes but it's not cucking in the end, frankly Lolice loved everybody equally but she at least goes with Eugeo in the end, no need to trash talk Kirito, what's wrong with wanting to suck his dick?

>S30 is the main Alice tho
No you double dummy, Zuberg was the main Alice as she has experienced the world far more than S30 and actually thinks for herself before being challenged.

I'm actually kind of getting tired of villainesses being the sexiest thing.
It's kind of creating this 'Purity good, sex bad' image, plus the evil chicks have a strong chance of dying and thus we never see them again.

I'm confused. What did she mean by meet on the other side?

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all hail quinella

I don't have anything against Kirito but Kawahara sucks his dick too much and never makes other characters happy. Does he really need all these chicks to orbit his dick, especially after having Asuna pretty much as an enstablisehed partner?

The "other side" is what she calls the real world.

Ok but where does she exist? What is she? Alice even becomes real I heard.

Well, this villain is outright stated by the narration to be the most beautiful girl ever.

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S30 has more years of experience under her belt. That gives her priority rights to existence.

Does that mean that she has some way to kill him in the real world?

I might be dumb and didnt pay attention
But who the fuck is that Spider and why is it getting attention like some important character?

They get fanart, maybe even merch. And doujins. What more do you want?

>It's kind of creating this 'Purity good, sex bad' image
which is bread and butter for anime. pure maidens fetch a much higher price.

Alice doesn't count as another orbiter when she stands her ground though, I don't know how Unital Ring will go but I agree with you that it may turn out that way in which case I wouldn't blame you but Alicization was done well and we can hope for some sort of Eugeo content in the future anyway

its definitely not wrong

One about Star King but not about Moon Cradle. Something like the Post-war Efforts and unification of Human world and the Dart Territory

is he gay?

it lived in kiritos hair for the entire time and saved his life several times. she died saving his life

Not at the moment. Remember that robot Asuna encountered? That's Rath still in the process of developing a robot that can be controlled by a fluctlight.

it was a literal npc, as in no fluctlight or whatever, ]that "evolved" enough to have free will and kirito love'd it

this arc fucking breaks me

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For the sexiest girl to win.

As Kirito has proven, God has no power over my self insert. He will /ss/ Alice eventually.

>people say kirito is the edgelord
today i will remind them

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Man it would be amazing if Sachika Misawa also voiced Shikimi.

Asuna has already won, other girls are at best in the running which orbit they get to occupy.

And then she met Argo-nee

>Smaller breasts
>Shorter hair
>less cute feet
>Not voiced by Maaya Sakamoto
Not Sexiest.

i really, really want a progressive anime
long enough to cover the entire elf war quest would be perfect, or depending, until the 25th floor fiasco that led to asuna joining the kob

don't shit talk tomato

for X to win means that the competition is not "being X", otherwise X would have already won by definition and thus there would be no competition. Thus the competition is not about being the sexiest, you merely want the sexiest to also succeed at something else.
And in SAO it's most likely that asuna is the winner in anything else womanly achievable.

i'll rise to that bait

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I just really really want anything with Argo
God she's so fucking perfect

The practical one.

Everyone is in pieces now, wth. Be tuned for more chopping next week!

>loyal
>hardworking
>(poorly) hidden cutesy side
>great fashion sense
>looks lovely
>the right kind of shapely
>takagaki ayahi voice
>able to take snark and throw it right back with twice the grin and thrice the bite
>dirty jokes
>soft steel toned muscles from mace SMASH IMAGINE

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Will chibi Cardinal or Eu/geo survive somehow? Spoil me.

She gets much more screentime and introduction in the novel, she was supposed to have at least an entire episode's worth of screentime in the tournament where the boys compete to get accepted into the Sword Academy. She is the main reason that they survived for the two years span of leaving Rulid and joining the academy.

_no

[Spoiler] Nope, but Eugeo gets his big death scene next episode [/Spoiler]

there's a lot of good reasons i picked liz as best girl during my first ever watch of SAO
this sums up a lot of them pretty well

highlight text, then control+s my dude

Why would you need a swordsmith if you have the best swords in the game already? Great food on the other hand is a lifetime experience.

or just remember not to capitalize spoiler

Shit, than syntax has always worked for me. Guess I won't be discussing sensitive content on mobile anymore
>phonefag
I know. Awkward.

Oh, that's what it was. Noted.

Is there a way to enjoy SAO other than self inserting as Kirito?

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Nope.
It's all about wanting those girls on YOUR dick

Y-Yeah that'd be weird wouldnt it?

Needs more Sugu

The trick to SAO is to self insert as Asuna.

self insert as asuna to lust after kirito's dick
it's not rocket science
havent you been reading these threads at all the past year?

>he thinks people actually self insert as Kirito
user, I don't know about you but I can't self insert as a vegetal

But I'm not a faggot and I hate this Ironic shit.

It's only really half ironic. Try it sometime and you'll see that there's some merit to being Asuna aside everything that's going on.

>Self inserting as Kirito and not the true blue mary sue of SAO that literally everyone refuses to admit is Asuna
lol

Asuna doesn't fuck chicks. Don't get too meta, keep it simple.

Wow. Quinella's master plan, while effective, is really fucking evil. You can't call someone a human by that point.

Man reading through the LNs and watching the anime give completely different impressions of Kirito. Even going through the Drama CD, it's hard to not separate anime Kirito from LN Kirito

I want to be Asuna to be 16.5'd by Kirito

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that's already in the past

I have never actually been into SAO threads. Is this how you coped to all the people talking about Kirito and his harem during these 7 years?

Stop posting high quality webms, my phone can't properly play them

Also you forget:
>Clumsy and tries to hide it unsuccessfully
>puts her friends above her needs
>the type of girl you'd like to introduce to your parents
>can be both your best friend and lover

>He says on the biggest Hitler apologist site on the internet.

Indeed. Quinella is easily the best. Fuck Kirito for killing such beauty.

>self inserting as Kirito
>Not self inserting as Eugeo or Yui

Kiritofags exist and they exist in fucking legions. Run from this place before they get you

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>self inserting as Eugeo
My life already sucks user. If I self inserted as Eugeo I'd have already killed myself. Or is this more meta irony about being Kirito's love interest?

Can you explain their posting dynamics? I'm actually curious.

Meta irony of being able to fuck Quinella

That I can sorta get behind. Would you sign for the Quinella brain wash contract?

>Have your arm cut off
>Summon a new arm
>Turn that new arm into a sword rather than attaching it as an arm

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At first they didn't really exist on Yea Forums. Then Season 2 happened and gave us Trap Kirito which Yea Forums loved for some reason and so the first wave happened.
The second wave happened with Ordinal Scale and the games as they brought in people who had been entertained by his antics (especially in the games)
The Fujos were brought in and it all went downhill from there. They brought with them Asuna self inserters, OCfags and Donutsteelfags

>Summon a new arm
Idiot. She was just telekinetically fetching her severed arm.

Kirito's characterization is all over the fucking place.

Is Abridged Kirito really that horrendous as a person?
>Summon a new arm
No, that's just her lost limb teleporting it.

I still don't get why this episode got so much hate over the others. Yeah it sucks all the hype behind the Cardinal was pointless, but this was honestly the first episode that genuinely made Quinella feel threatening once she managed to outlive the only thing in the world that could kill her.

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Yeah, this is the mos apparent with the anime

That sounds horrible. I refuse to believe that doesn't have a layer and a half of irony.

Pretty much. To comedic effect of course. What makes it funnier is that he isn't even in denial about how much of a loser he is because everyone else is just as fucked up as him.

It's AGGO meets Aincrad.

He's a pretty big shitbag, though I couldn't stand more than the first five episodes or so because it stopped being a parody and instead grew into the creator strawmanning and misrepresenting stuff that happened, in order to make the show look stupid.

>Has no problem ending the world to BTFO the administrator
>Suddenly turns into a weak bitch because muh human lives in crystals, despite the fact she can just free their souls after the battle is over
If the episode wasn't 60% focused on that, I wouldn't cared but that whole thing was just textbook melodrama.

The only people that are complaining about Cardinal sacrificing herself are speedwatchers and some secondaries that genuinely didn't grasp the concept of her being a program.

What sort of people has Quinella brought in then?

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Brainlet here.

So Eugeo summoned down Alice's memory core and used that desire to be with her as a power source for his sword transformation?

LNfag here, her arm has more priority than any other thing or weapon in that room obviously she would prefer to transform her arm into a new rapier

Pretty much. He and Alice's memory fragment (her personality which desires to return to his side) are functioning in the same way that the sword golem is.

based and best girl
so best it physically hurts me

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Threadly reminder that evil is meant to be destroyed, not impregnated.

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>this hasn't been uploaded nor translated

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You're not helping your case!

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Ok step 2 How the fuck do I self insert as Asuna?

Alice's precious memories wasted on a fucking rapier. Huh.

Evil must be vanquished!

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Bringing Quinella to real world in my rape dungeon and impregnating her every year!

Become a Kiritofag first

WHERE ARE THE WEBMS

Reminder.

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Are Kiritofags literal unhironic faggots?

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Just women

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I love the detail on the eyes

And Fujos

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ThisBut also TrapKirito

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So Femanons and Fujos are outnumbering others in these threads is what you're telling me?

So I decide to watch SAO Alicization and I wasn't paying attentions to the plot, so can someone poorly describe what going on in the show?

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That pose.

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>not wanting to tap this
Why are you such a gigantic faggot user?

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>Introduce character to make Kirito less dominant as a male character
>Kill him
>give Kirito the 6th waifu

>not wanting to fuck Kirito

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duh you dumb cunt

I can't believe you're using the trap digital avatar of the male MC to retaliate.

Quinella is the only reason to watch this trash.

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I honestly don't get the whining about Eugeo. He sucked up Alice's spotlight so much that he was singlehandedly the MVP for Alicization and was the true first ALICE

I refuse to believe these aren't 5 layers of irony. What I'm struggling to understand is why you're putting up this facade.

...

What layer of irony should i hide behind?

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But the D can purify ANYTHING!

Give it up user. You're vastly outnumbered
poal.me/m0hrm6

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Here you go.

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Sounds like you're projecting.

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Wait what, Blondie dead!? I haven't watch this show since episode 13, What the fuck happen!?

>that half second where you think she's standing
That shot was brutal.

>That bulge hanging down between """her""" legs
Don't think it can be impregnated, mate.

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How could you get the other 4 but NOT 3?

My love for Kirito and SAO acts as a barrier. It quickly and effectively manages to filter out creepy guys and snobs which do in fact overlap with each other

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This cannot be real. It's just being memed. But for what reason?
SAO being SAO is what happened. Welcome to the fucking world.

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I don't think anyone else wants you if your standards are that low

>It's just being memed
You're too young for the world.

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I mean it's not like I'm forcing anyone to like it
Ever try to go out of the basement? It's pretty good to get some sunlight

Okay, that it I'm watching the new episode right now to figure out what the fuck is going on.

It is very likely as I say and for some reason you must've been so insistent with that that brain functioning anons have probably quit these threads long ago. Therefore the dominance of these recital, but I'm still not getting a proper explanation for its meaning.

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>Secondary trying to call shit out
AGIfags should really reset their builds and go for a more generalist approach with more INT and WIS

Irony doesn't make you smart nor witty since lying is associated with CHA. And now explain yourself instead of keeping up this farce.

>"why do I keep making the same mistake"
so letting people help/save him is a mistake on his part? what a fucking gary stu.

also, 9 straight minutes of nothing and a death of a character no one cared about while Eugeo gets maybe a 2 min one? what the fuck.

I mean even on other social media platforms it's so fucking clear how the fanbase has an even split of both genders

How the fuck did purple bitch used human test subject to created golden sword monster, does Aegislash exist in this shit show!?

Because he's not dead yet you dummy

too much drooling for my taste

Neither does pretending to know everything that's happening despite not having read the source material. Accusations usually have evidence presented with them but you seem entirely incapable of doing that.

>Abridged Kirito
It's what makes him an actual person.

Read the book or wait until next week.

Why must they suffer so much?

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No person actually acts like that. Even actual sociopaths don't act like Abridged!Kirito

The next half of the anime is nothing but suffering. This is all pretty light compared to what's coming.

Because Kawahara dictated that Kirito must suffer for all of eternity

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Why the fuck are they talking about love, and what the hell does this have anything to do with swords!?

abridged kirio is a joke, and a very poor one at that

Abridged Kirito is just malicious, broken and lonely cunt.

Why did Cardinal die?

for the plot

To serve as revenge fuel for the final battle at the end of the series. She and a bunch of other people serve as Kirito's motivation to win.

Shitty Kawahara trying to write tearjerkers and failing at it

You must be crossreading posts. What the hell are you talking about.

Yes but this is Yea Forums. Those belong to what? Reddit or fucking ANN, I don't even know.

just spoil the whole thing for me. what happens next?

> Even back when she was human, she was a complete virgin.
How do you even know this?

divine instruments aren't like dime a dozen swords made from cheap steel, every one is handcrafted from special items or materials, and the memories of those items are carried within the weapon
to use a weapon's full control art, the wielder must have a deep emotional connection to the weapon, and the weapon must accept that devotion from its memory
the sword golem is made of 30 divine instruments, all under their full control art at the same time. recording the memories of each weapon would eat up too much of quinella's limited memory capacity, so instead she extracted the most important memories of loved ones from the integrity knights, stored them in crystals, and used that crystal with its bottled singular emotion to serve as surrogate wielders, circumventing the burden she would have had to bear otherwise.
its a pretty ingenious solution for quinella to work out within the limits of the system

Kirito goes into a double coma

Why are we arguing about this, the Yea Forums sings Forget Me Not will prove everything

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Quinella didn't give a shit about her sword though.

Meanwhile in the gameverse (probably)

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I should have directed my question to anons who don't worship dicks then, my bad. Next time don't bother answering tho if the question does not concern you.

Double coma don't exist, HE should be dead.

just alice sexual and little bit curious with kiritod

It's ok to be gay user, I chose to be faggot unlike you.

Eugeo dies with little Alice's memory fragment. He uses his dying breath to finally name Kirito's sword the Night Sky Sword. Kirito takes the broken Blue Rose Sword and fully Incarnates to his Black Swordsman self and takes on Quinella. Chudelkin ends up killing her by accident because he's on fire and latches onto her and they both burn to death. Meanwhile, some Americans attack the Ocean Turtle and cut the power, which fucks with Kirito's STL and damages his brain a bit more, so he goes into a half-coma/vegetable state in UnderWorld for a while too. Alice takes care of him.

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Holy fuck that's a hilarious comeback

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>I chose to be faggot unlike you
Gonna use this one for later holy kek

Projecting much? I never said being gay was bad and you're kinda implying it is. These may not mean that what you said about the fanbase being equally represented isn't also true for Yea Forums but kind of makes you look like an Ironic Shitposter. That said Goodnight since it's kind of getting late in the civilized world.

See you in hell again user

It's too late user. No matter how you respond to that, you'll look shit either way

>be Reki Kawahara

>write yourself into a corner

>WUT IF EUGGO WUZ SWORD

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fucking based SAOchads

I don't know what this anime is about, I have never watched any animes but I like them titties

This is a good thread

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Jesus christ being alice is suffering. Literally why? Also by this point I now understand why people were posting snake edits of alice way back when

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>Projecting
That's you. There's not a single thing in that post says being gay is bad.

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Is Quinella still pretty even when making crazy faces?

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here's what you're looking for

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I can't believe my boy Eugeo is gone ;_;

Alicization will resume this fall as Alicization War of Underworld for 23 episodes

DESTROYED

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Especially

I... love /sao/ threads, please don't ever change

Wasn’t the Golem supposed to be used with the memory fragment as control panel and the matching body as sword?
Why did Alice’s memory fragment end up on the ceiling while her body is running around?

>That file name

"No worry Eugeo," Kirito cried, " I will continue your wish by forming the largest harem every."

I hate this. I hate how many death flags she triggered

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Insert as Klein or Agil and enjoy watching the hi-jinks of those around you.

Agil definitely has the best seat on the house to watch the hijinks

klein
>fresh out of college, already alcoholic salaryman
agil
>be black
nah

>agil
Yeah but you have a bar and a great wife to fulldive with

Quinella did nothing wrong and her plan is rock solid.

>fresh out of college, already alcoholic salaryman
sounds like the typical nip

Yep

Where's this from? SauceNao doesn't turn up any results.

Klein seems to be the one having the most fun playing whichever game it currently is whenever he is on screen.

What type of name is Quinella, it sounds like a Nutella knockoff.

A Spanish horse race betting term

Her crazy expressions only made my pee pee even harder. God I wish if they make a Alicization game she's playable naked.

Wait for uncensored blurays to have scenes like that one in Ordinal Scale.

Well yeah he gets to escape the crushing life of being a japanese salaryman.

>crushing life
Klein's boss kept him on the payroll for the whole 2 years he was in SAO and welcomed him back when he got out. Sounds like a pretty good job.

Should I watch the other SAO before jumping into this one? I mean, is it required for the story or something, or does it not matter?

To be frank, for this part of Alicization only the Aincrad arc (1st arc) really matters. You could ignore the other arcs afterwards and jump straight to this one and you wouldn't be missing much.

Did you get hard from Oberon too?

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I mean in most jobs you'd get covered under long term disability.

Yeah, "I fired a guy who survived a terror attack" doesn't make for good copy.

Though Klein never gets ANY girl, though. Poor bastard.

He's a guy so I laughed instead.

I don't remember Quinella making rapefaces in the LN. She always seemed pretty composed/poised, even when she was going max sadist. The most you'd get is her giggling softly as you bled out.

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You should always watch previous entries to a series before starting the later ones. It'll not only make more sense but give you better perspective, especially for a series like sao. Also it's not like you just open a book from the middle or only read parts you want to. Start from the beginning as is intended.

He got an npcs contact details though, that's pretty impressive.

>So I should start with Return of the Jedi right?

>short hair
discarded