All my movies are boring but western posers love them because it's anime minus the fanservice

>it's all shit
>but it's okay to like things ironically because i'm woke
kill yourself and take all the other ironic weebs with you

I never said that.

A small percentage of anime is legitimately amazing but most of it is absolute garbage.

Daily reminder that he is a
>self-proclaimed communist
>self-proclaimed feminist
>self-proclaimed humanist
And that he insulted Abe on multiple occasions for no reasons
He's also a lolicon but shits on other lolicons

>He's also a lolicon but shits on other lolicons
Sounds like a cool guy.

people still follow this brain fart?

>minus the fanservice

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I can confidently say that I have not seen a single one of his movies. Am I the only one?

>you can't enjoy trashy anime without being an ironic weeb
do you even watch b-movies you fucking retard

Kiki's Delivery Service is the greatest animated movie of all time.

There's is more artistic value in Tonari no Totoro than in all of this season's anime combined.

Only one of those is a bad thing, though.

Sounds pretty based to me.

Isn't he well regarded in Japan as well?

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Where have i seen this similar reply again..
Stop spamming you fucking retard.

If you think anime is always trash that just shows what type of shows you watch rather than the medium. 99% of movies are amateur movies or pajeet movies and they're trash, but that remaining 1% of movies are what people care about.

For people that doesnt follow anime, yes.

Name the good ones.

Hunter x Hunter

>minus the fanservice

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we will be sad when he dies

>Tonari no Totoro
Stop pretending that's the name you know My Neighbour Totoro by

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No, that's Ghost in the Shell (1995)

Wait aren't you that literal nigger that keeps spamming miyazaki threads every once in a while?

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ALMOST always. Learn to read.

>Implying Domestic na Kanojo isn't the pinnacle of human art

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This, and the beautiful scenery. Even I like to watch them, just to look at the pretty scenery.

Ghost in the Shell
Outlaw Star
Darker than Black
Vampire Hunter D Bloodlust
Evangelion
Cowboy Bebop
Aku no Hana
A Kite
Black Lagoon
Escaflowne

>inb4 some pedo in denial calls me a shallow edgelord for not listing any tea party slice of life anime
It's called taste, get some

No

Not him but in the case of films 99% of that 1% is trash too.

Fuck off.

user, you uncultured swine!
Don't you know the more boring a film is, the better it is?
All the best movies are boring, the very best of directors only strive to make the biggest snoozefests possible!
Have you actually watched citizen kane? the seventh seal? anything by kubrick, bergman, herzog?
Yeah that's right. bet you're feeling real silly now!

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>they hated jesus because he told them the truth

I agree with your sentiment, but I've actually really enjoyed kubrick's films.

>>inb4 some pedo in denial calls me a shallow edgelord for not listing any tea party slice of life anime
>exposing yourself like this
Go back to r*ddit.

Where is Berserk?

Wow, I can't believe Miyazaki would say such a thing about his own films!

Based. All that's missing is LOGH.

What's wrong with loving a twelve-year-old?!

Enjoying trashy b-movies is technically liking them ironically, user.

t. zoomer

Slow ≠ Snooze-fest
Only underage phone-addicted idorts think otherwise. Most of those "best of all time" are slow only in appearance, and are as fast-paced as you want them to be, in terms of emotional and intellectual engagement.

user, I'm being fascetious, of course they're good movies.

I can. Dude's ancient. He's got that too-respected-to-be-deposed jelly brain going on like what normally happens when a Jap gets dementia.

Literally who?

Herzog is too much of a wildman for his documentaries to be boring. Citizen Kane's dialog scenes have a power and movement to them you rarely get. Kubrick doesn't get up his own ass until post-2001.

You've expressed the idiot's view on challenging material in the most idiotic way possible.

mononoke hime was kino

All of Berserk's adaptations are awful

>>self-proclaimed feminist
that's the only bad thing, nothing wrong with the other 2.
>And that he insulted Abe on multiple occasions for no reasons
nothing wrong, unless you are some shill of the established powers.
>He's also a lolicon but shits on other lolicons
Based and Redpilled

This

Ah, that's what I get for posting while still groggy.

True, but that's the adaptions, silly nit. The manga is a solid 9/10.

disregarding the fact that boring is a non argument, How do you find a orson welles or a kubrick movie boring? The only dragged out kubrick movie i can think of is 2001 and maybe strangelove if you're really retarded, welles pacing is the norm among older directors. I agree with bergman and maybe herzog dispite relly liking the last one, but you forgot the king of sleep: tarkovsk.

Sometimes it seems to me that american audiences developed nation wide ADHD.

No,I don't hate jesus I just hate you,stop saying shit about a medium about which you have no knowledge of.

>Nothing wrong with being a commie
Dumb weeb supporting communism despite being a consumerist whore

There is nothing wrong with the feminism that he's likely to believe in. He's too old to be referring to the nutty offshoots. Also, fuck off back to /pol/.

Women don't deserve the right to vote, let alone anything else moron

>There is nothing wrong with the feminism that he's likely to believe in
even better then.

Every and any form of feminism is objectively wrong, immoral and will eventually cause the fall of any society through degeneracy.

Also
>fuck off back to /pol/.
I'm not the one who implied humanism is a bad thing.

Even second wave feminism has had some rather negative consequences even if they're n to as in your face as those caused by the modern variants
>Also, fuck off back to /pol/.
Fuck off back to plebbit

>Outlaw Star
>Darker than Black
>Aku no Hana
>A Kite
>Black Lagoon

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So this edgy list is why you don't like Miyazaki, i see

>a medium about which you have no knowledge of
speak for yourself.

How is it edgy?

Just because it's got nothing to do with slice of life doesn't make it edgy retard.

>edgy
Nigger are you fucking serious?

Yes, and?

plebs
thats babbys first anime tier
it was like me when I was 13

The age you watched them at doesn't reflect their quality one way or the other you fucking retard. In fact, old Yea Forums would have fucking reamed you for disregarded Cowboy Bebop like that.

So list your favourites then.

Oh wait, you won't. Because it's full of little girl tea party garbage.

You're a funny guy, user.

>half the population
You know, I really understand why women think we're pigs.

what does that has to do with it suposedly being edgy? and more importantly what does them being supposedly entry level imply about their quality? or are you being a hipster fag for no reason?

A work of fiction being edgy is not a valid criticism, nor is it nesesarily a drawback.

>half the population
>You know, I really understand why women think we're pigs.
An even larger portion of the population is made up of fucking retards, that doesn't mean we should let them run everything.

>I really understand why women think we're pigs
Dispite the fact that you are projecting hard, that's probably a side effect of abnormally high levels of estrogen flowing thru your veins right now.

Why not? If they're the majority, let them run themselves, if you don't like it, fuck off and join a different society, if their retardation causes them to collapse, who gives a shit? At least it was their own choice, not something forced on them by non-retards who consider themselves gods presiding over the retarded.
Can you specify what part of that was projection, please?

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>lol just throw away thousands of years worth of societal evoltution and refinement so a bunch of morons who care about nothing but their next meal can feel in control of their lives
You realise you'd be living in a cave playing with stones right?

Well moron?

>what part of it was projection
The "xdddd men r pigss amirite?wwww" part, no one says shit like this unironically especially not most adult females, in a societal scale there is no sense of camaderie among woman dispite years of social brainwashing into gender based sorority.
>Why not? If they're the majority, let them run themselves, if you don't like it, fuck off and join a different society, if their retardation causes them to collapse, who gives a shit? At least it was their own choice, not something forced on them by non-retards who consider themselves gods presiding over the retarded.
Yep it's bait, i refuse to believe i share the board with someone THIS retarded.

But in the case it isn't let it be known that you are the greatest argument against democracy.

Stop proving him right

Because they're all oscar bait so it's "cool" and "smart" to like them, no one really enjoys it

Supporting comunism is peak retardation.

It's "I'm 15 and shit at everything so everyone should be dragged down to my level".

Sounds fun.

There's nothing Oscar bait about them. They're just excuses to stuff a bunch of things Miyazaki likes in a movie. That's why they're all full of pretty scenery, early 1900s technology, Japanese folklore, and little girls.

>no one really enjoys it
That's blatantly not true.

just stop user, i'm anti commie too but everything you type sounds retarded like you've never read anything about marxism or any other political/economic ideology.

Marxism is dumb, the end. That's all you need to know you utter fucking child.

found the pedo

not dumb, just unsustenable, flawed and immoral, again stop posting anytime.

In other words, fucking dumb

Idk my dude. When I hear about socially intelligent people being raped by anti-social retards for wanting to save themselves for marriage and sexuality being enforced onto others... while I think freud's ideas were a lot of bordering religious shit and are ultimately a self-fulfilling prophecy, when looking at these things, I guess at least this much holds true, that ultimately you can explain a lot of behaviour to not be driven by sex, but to result in sex (retards talking about "sexual repression" is at an all-time-high). And that democracy would therefore ultimately end up in what is essentially rape (e.g. sex as "need" would imply that people in coma have to be raped). Enforced rape by some retarded majority. Which I suppose you find to be okay. Whereas not liking it (enforced religious "sexual liberation" producing incels and co), you suggest, should simply make one emigrate. At least until they come invade your country and want to force these things (rape etc) onto you, as well. Which is but an eventuality, once they destroyed their own shithole. At least according to this thread. Great ideals...

Am I the only one who has trouble telling the difference between schizophrenia and /pol/ nowadays? Or was there never a difference?

*The general point was: "They, with their retardation, destroy not only themselves, but also others in the process. Then forcing rape and other shit onto others."

Wow you sound incredibly dull

Post your list then.

But you won't, little girl molester.

Cardcaptor Sakura
Azumanga Daioh
Ichigo Mashimaro
Nanoha
Lucky Star
Hidamari Sketch
Strike Witches
Yama no Susume
Girls und Panzer
Yuru Yuri
Nichijou
Mitsuboshi Colors

Run with the Wind
Cowboy Bebop
Anohana
Toradora!
Haikyuu!!
Clannad After Story
Samurai Champloo
Space Dandy
Spice and wolf
Trigun
Other genres besides Sci fi/action are good too. If you wanna deconstruct my list and say it's trash that's fine by me but variety is the spice of life.

mah nigga

>tollerating communists means you are communist yourself
Peak retardation post. According to your brain dameged ''logic'' the world (the west at least) itself is communist because it doesn't explicitely ban communism.

Take off Trigun and put mushishi on that list, my bad buddy.

Complete and utter garbage, pedo

You're ok

>the world (the west at least) itself is communist because it doesn't explicitely ban communism.
But it DOES ban communism retard. Communism only works with more than one person, point me to a single 1st world communist country. Dumb little hipster communes don't count.

There is no reason to keep watching anime past your teens unless you're emotionally stunted or it panders to your fetishes.

Or you're a NEET

You're free to leave anytime nigger

You could make an argument like that for any medium that isn't real life, user.

A disproportionate amount of anime is targeted at young adults. Most other mediums have a more healthy balance.

You're not missing on anything.

Totoro and Ponyo are perfect movies.

No, his movie is really pretty good. It’s just a shame it’s the only one he knows how to make.

But shlock can be entertaining though.

IMAGINe ACTUALLY BELIEVING MADE UP QOUTES