JoJo: Vento Aureo

Volare via was shit, I prefer the ASB seiyuu
youtube.com/watch?v=tJAi0Fw0eC0

too fast

*Spice Lady

*Chili Chick

Sorry Doppio but Bossu will never hold you.

*Mista pic*
So did you like the episode

*Hot Bird

nice, from now on all of the fights will be amazing
except GER, of course.

*Step On Me Mommy

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fuck off fujofag

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It made me gay

yeah, pretty good.

Doppio is the fucking worst, he is supposed to be a twink yet he has them thighs. He is pure fag bait.

*Magician's Red

Spicy Lady

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>shit episode
DROPPED.

I want to lick Doppio's muscular thighs

>pistachio GE
barf

why does araki loves the nigger lips so much?

>Mista is the only one who looks good in part 6 style
confirmed best boy

Episode summary:
Italian mentally handicapped crossdresser murders two local homosexuals.

Is that actually Araki? Trish looks like fucking Jolyne

literally every girl from parts 6 to 8 look like jolyne

narancia a cute. CUTE

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Based blind

Send a fcking link to the volare via

Haha yeah

fuck

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literally obsessed

hoping the anime improves her looks

If it looks like Jolyne why wouldnt it be Araki

You think DP will up the homo in the Cio and Secco fight too? I hope so

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Fuck you she's a cutie

>nut experience
>nut crimson
>sticky nut
>moody nut
What are their abilities?

Because it's hideous
It looks like someone trying to imitate his style

It will make antifujos seethe so yeah I hope

>Notorious Chase
>not Remarkably Large

>It will make antifujos seethe
>implying I didn't love seeing 2 faggots get obliterated into kingdom come

I miss Fujo so much why did he have to stay

I'm not even a fujo, but I love the creepy relationship those two have. I hope DP goes all out.

Notorious N.U.T

Fugo, fuck, I meant Fugo

based fujos living in your head rent free

this. Narancia's anime voice hurts my ears

Why couldnt it be named Notorious S.M.A.L.L.?

That's some Yugioh-tier face

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Make a nude edit of this Trish

Well Tiziano is Kaiba

Did Araki not think that what if functionally just a machine gun Stand was a tiny bit overpowered

Reminder that Trish is an exhibitionist, therefore best girl.

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The only good nude edit

my fucking peepee hard

mommy...

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cringe

Why couldn't it be called Ill-Reputed Colossus?

Redo bindo

Really? It looks exactly like part 6.

Just finished part 6
Man this shit sucked
Isn't Pucci's goal just Kars 2.0 or am i missing something?

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Because NEFARIOUS EXPLOITS PERFORMED FOR NIGGARDLY COMPENSATION

>speedreader has shit taste
wow

Why the fuck would Mista shoot at Clash? His gun isn't a stand, he can only attack people

Mista is not the smartest boy

his gun can shoot at stands because araki forgot

>tfw realize Carne is "meat" in Italian
>as in, "dead meat"

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Maybe he thought it was bound to a real fish. Can't know with this bizarre shit - better be safe than sorry.

im busy rn but somebody should make a webm of the fags face to face with tiziano stroking the other fags chest

Wait, since Narancia had Talking Head on the end of his knife, why didn't he just stab through it and kill Tiziano on the spot?

Kars doesn't care about anyone or anything.
Pucci cares too much.

only a stand can harm another stand.

Different kind of stand. Haven't you read Stands 101?

Narancia Ghirga: Faggot Destroyer

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Just pretend one of the Pistols is on the bullet and going to kick the shit out of the Stando Fish.

JOIN US

Well yeah but in essence its to bypass all human limitation
Which is "Heaven"
So did Kars technically reach heaven before he got fucking launched into space?

Last episode was a bop 10/10

>they add each new Passione Stand to the ED every week
Without a doubt the best ED since Roundabout.

>only a stand can harm another stand.
then lil bomber couldve shot it up
when a guy in the crowd falls dead and some dude is weeping over his dead body, boom you found the stand users

you mean today's ep? 7/10 at most

this ep confirmed that gio x narancia is the best pairing

"Volare Via" was good but I never liked Squalo's last words. Why wouldn't he just be sorry for Tiziano or some shit? He could have noted their resolve earlier in the fight, but saying that as his last words is just cheesy.

He had to find both the tongue guy and the shark guy at the same time
if he shot up the tongue guy and the shark guy decided to ditch his body, he was screwed

MODERN CRUSADERS ALIVE

Can we all agree Giorno is officially best JoJo? Holy fuck this dude is 900 IQ.

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Narancia "Cleanse the gay with gun spray" Ghirga

So were these two supposed to be gay or something?

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clash could jump him while doing that, squalo was his priority.

They're cousins

Anyone have a MEGA link to all of GW so far?

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They have a masculine friendship

>he doesn't rub his dick into his cousin's back
weirdo

So were these two supposed to be gay or something?

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Not really hard to look smart in a gang with Mista and Narancia

it's not gay if balls don't touch

based retard

*motivates you*
*shows you the path*
*strengthens your resolve*

I FUCKING LOVE GIO

I hope they include Silver Chariot and make that + GE Requiems when the time comes.

yes

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>Narancia, you dumbass, why did you tell me to shoot?
You mean you couldn't use your brain for half a second to figure out it was a bad move in a room full of gas? You're supposed to be an expert gunslinger or something.

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Yes, Giorno inherited his gayness from DIO while Mista developed it naturally

t. Bruno, Mista, Narancia, Trish and Fugo

>tfw no fujojo gf to finger after every episode

Next to Jonathan and Johnny, I’m pretty sure Giorno is the Jojo who gets smacked down the most

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he had a cold so he couldnt smell it.

Based.

Expert gunslinger, not an expert thinker

He put all his stat points in Luck

worst fight in the series

Does anyone have some high quality screen caps from the episode?

So was she supposed to be gay or something?

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Their bond is super deep and they trust each other no matter what or something.

Him and Johnny are allowed to be, they both have genuine healing in their parts. Jonathan, well, you already know

15 year olds have bodies LIKE THAT?

Yea she's a lesbian

this wasnt:
>wheel of fortune
>Dragons dream
>yoyoma
>wired
though

Absolutely

Fugo and Trish look fucking hideous.

>Yo-yo ma was bad
Ok retard

I think he loses/damages an arm in 5 fights
>vs Bruno
>white album
>notorious big
>green day
>chariot requiem

boring, drawn out and both acted like retards

Based DP actually adapted part 6 Giorno

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But user, she has a crush on Bruno

Absolutely Not

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I can't fucking believe davidpro made Clash and Talking Head kino
is there anything those madmen can't do? can't wait for KINO B-I-G

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i wish for all tumblr users to die a very gruesome and painful deaths

They're not dumb. It's just that Giorno is in a league of his own.

based and canonpilled

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Seriously the amount of stupidity of Mista and cluelessness of Brno and Abbacchio in this fight actually made me really mad because they are not this bad in other fights.
To me it feels like they suddenly became very stupid just for the sake of the plot.
This is why this fight is one of my least favorite Stand fights.

I don't know how to feel that the cleanest animation this season is going to get is that 2 second bit of Tiz rubbing Squalo's tit.

Maybe in the heat of the moment, he wouldn't have thought something like the gas was on.

>Mista and Narancia aren't dumb
they're my favorites but c'mon user

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Rude

what's wrong with squalo's arm?

The way Narancia retreives his stand by using his arms as a landing place for Aerosmith looks so damn cool animated
also
>Bruno saying Narancia isn't cut out for the job
>eliminates both clash and talking head on his own despite being heavily injured

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more importantly: why was the kitchen empty with the stove still on?

Are you a straight girl or a gay dude? Genuinely curious.

>attempts to save your capo
>actually dooms half the team
Ahhh classic Mista

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He's gay

The whole fight takes place in the span of 4-5 minutes

why did DP make them so hot?

Reverse psychology

So that's why people hate Stone Ocean. Complete retardation.

>Notorious Chase
they did my man Biggie dirty

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Would the outcome of the fight really be any different if Narancia didn't cut his own tongue?

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Bisexual girl. Feel free to ask more questions.

And if he hadn't Trish would have died and Diavolo would have continued bossuing unhindered

He needed to freak out the tongue user by showing him his own stand

Probably considering her experience with men during the entirety of 5

Cringe

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I'll forgive them if Hypnotize is playing during the fight

Name a single time Giorno does something "smart" that isn't just everyone else in the gang being brain-dead retarded.

Always a good move in Jojo.

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Squalo's arm be like

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>fujojo
I like this word

is this a hyouka reference

Koichi uses Echoes on his hand during their second "fight". Giorno also infected his hand in Man in the Mirror

>muffled "who shot ya?" playing while Mista is shooting Carne

Giorno was galaxy brain in MITM while Abbacchio was still having his own high IQ plays

please get your fanfic away from me

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how many episodes until goth bf dies

I can't believe this ED wasn't made for JOJO

What are your favorite ships from part 6?

like 3

4

Who is the hottest girl in JoJo?

why he didn't just attack talking head if he had it in his hands?

>DP recognizes fujos as the alpha jojo fans

All as it should be

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>tfw Metallica vs King Crimson is an incredibly good fight but it ends with both goth daddies dead

Notorious CHASEU

Anasui

Clash would have destroyed the gang if these two had just waited for them to get back on the boat instead of attacking Narancia in the restaurant. What a pair of digital dummies

>everytone lose blood when crush attacks the team except bruno
nice

Just this episode: getting shot intentionally so Narancia can find him, the lady bug brooch, all while being subdued by the shark.

Jolyne x Foo Fighters
Jolyne x Anasui
Anasui x Weather Report
Dio x Pucci

Jolyne x Gwess would be cute but I've never seen content for it. Jolyne x Weather is okay.

He wanted to attack the shark guy first

When the sameface is ugly as fuck then everyone is ugly as fuck.

Moody Blues in a Cup

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Also telling Narancia to look for the user instead of going after the stand. This man was plotting while he was being bit in the neck.

>fanfic
>post trish/bruno
Delusional, Bruno can't against CHADSTA

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Lisa Lisa, Aya Tsuji or Jolyne.

Not me but good opinion.

This, it was weird

Did they actually fight Yoyo Ma? I just remember talking and them not figuring out what he does then Foo Fighters kills the user leading to Foo Fighters vs White Snake, which was a good fight.

>implying brutrish isn't fanfic
kek

Hot pants. It's in the name desu.

Black characters in SBR
Avdol:
>a respected camelback rider from the Sahara and many admire his endurance skills and choice of animal for the race
>loses in the first 5 seconds
Pocoloco:
>ex slave, dumb as a rock, too lazy to even mow some fucking grass he's been paid to mow
>is literally walking affirmative action, he earns nothing on his own skill or merit

The fuck is this queer talking about

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What the FUCK happened to remote stands not actually harming their user when they get hit?

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>girl

Should have gone luck main bro.

Is talking heads the shittiest stand an antagonist has ever had? It's got such little practical use and only works on brainlets like Narancia.

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It's painful

And Squalo means shark.

>Doesnt know luck is the greatest skill in jojo

Clash isn't autonomous like Black Sabbath.

IRL you'd die from blood loss

Clash is just a long-range stand, which is why he could control it directly
Why Narancia called it a remote stand, who knows

it rolls back into your throat and suffocates you.

Why are there so many spreading flesh destroying stands in Part 5?

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I think Araki forgot the difference between a remote stand and a long distance stand

Talking head has to potential to be a lot more useful (not saying much) if you keep disabling and reactivating it so they're never sure if they're gonna say the opposite or not

Because Giorno A) Can create body parts and B) Isn't allowed to die

>tfw clash and talking head were the most anonymous stands for me in the manga
>DP manages to make a kino fight anyway

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I like both.
Trish shoujo spinoff never

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Squalo would only join the elite guard if his boyfriend could join too

Yea that scene where Tiz released TH for a second so Narancia could call the gang to the Kitchen and then REACTIVATES telling Mista to shoot was fucking kino. Honestly one of the greatest plays in JoJo. That was actually smart.

>no water he says
>literally beads of sweat on their faces
wtf, explain this jobabs

Lucy Steel

Trish dating sim never

This.
Part5 anime is actually better than manga.
I'm shocked how good it is after shitfest of part4.
I just hope that they don't fuck up Doppio

If Talking Head can control the tongue freely (picks up the knife from Narancia's pocket) can't he choke people to death? I assume he focused on his talking ability to bait the entire team near water.

He was saving that sweat to lick up after the fight was over, duh

For a guard it's shitty but for the mafia it has uses. Also how can you say that when notorious B.I.G. is next week?

So are trish ships self inserts?

The answer is always Fun Fun Fun. Too many conditionals for a shit effect.

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Each person has about 55% of their bodies made of water, though you don't see Crash swimming in their bloodvessels or else it would be OP

actually come to think of it. Talking head is an amazing stand for spying. Put it on someone but keep it disabled and just listen

I'm pretty sure, this is speculation, that the Green Day fight used notes Araki had for the originally planned Purple Haze betrayal arc, but when he just decided to have Fugo ditch the team instead, he made Ciocolata to replace him.

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kekeke

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Test

It amazes me that with the amount of high quality husbandos in jojo we still dont have an official dating sim.

>worst stand
>posting this before crashing this plane with no survivors episode

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Talking Head is so cute

can someone do an edit of the OP, but replace the song with the ED one?

Not really, even just being able to control a single limb is dangerous enough
It's basically just Justice except you have to be above them

>Kohei Ashiya self inserts as Trish
Based.

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>Doppio
If they were going to give Bossu's twink alter-ego a different voice actor the least they could've done was get Ishida. What was DP thinking.

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I guess this answers the question as to why he just doesn't use moody blues to discover the origin of the universe or abiogenesis.

Ouch oof my dick

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Ishida sounded like he was masturbating during the "I miss you boss scene".

I'd self insert in her if you catch my drift

Not an antagonist stand, but Gold Experience is the worst by far stand in JoJo. Prove me wrong. Sadly it belongs to my second fav JoJo.

"I miss you boss" scene*

He ships bruno with all the characters lol.

what would change if this jackass stuck around?

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>no water
>Giorno suddenly found laying in the plaza without explanation and he's in the puddle of water

Explain this Jojobabbies

Who do you guys want to voice Cioccolata?

Nothing, he'd be dead weight.

he was shocked that his own resolve wasn't good enough.

me

Survivor has the Official Dio Seal of Worst Stand.

I love Narancia

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who would he have swapped bodies with in Silver Chariot Requiem?

Crew ranking:
Giorno = Bruno > Mista > Trish = Narancia > (Fugo) >>>>>>>> Big tiddy goth tsundere

When the plane gets detached, he couldve filled the cabin with poison gas to kill B.I.G.
He could've used filled the cement guy's tunnels with poisonous gas to kill him while he was chasing Bruno.

I don't he's a homophobe

>stabs Narancia with a fork
>sees Talking Head in his mouth
>kills everyone in sight civilians included
>orders a cappuccino to go
>mission accomplished

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Him

He would've got rolling stone'd

>why he just doesn't use moody blues to discover the origin of the universe or abiogenesis.
why would he care about either of those things

That Volare Via is fucking weak. One fucking job, DP.

Is that even in the manga?

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Fun Fun Fun is literally a fetish stand, the guy got his rocks off drowning women.

It's a stand designed to destroy groups from within, which is pretty handy if you have a group of traitors working together to take your boss down. Disband them and the threat is gone.

Why is Notorious Chase so cute?

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correct crew rankings:
Fugo > Giorno > Bruno > Abbacchio >>> Trash >>> Narancia

It was good. I liked how he started soft and then got louder.

Billy Armstrong

He was trying to recall his stand to attack narancia but narancia wasn't touching water so his partner an hero'd so he could attack

Has Mista even shot a bullet that doesn't end up harming himself or another team member?

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Yeah

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He shot those gang dudes back before he was part of the team

Literally who has never asked themselves "where do we come from" once in their life? Of course he cares lol

More Trish edits soon, bros.

Reminder that JoJo fujo chads buy the manga, the merch, the artbooks, the BD/DVDs and actually support the franchise.

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Considering he stopped some hitmen offscreen from killing the gang, they would've probably died.

Abbacchio's whole character is that he's nothing but a shell. He spends all his time living in the past. Which is why he got moody blues

Mista > Bruno >>>>> Narancia = Abbacchio >>>>>>>> Giorno >>>>>> Trish >>>> Whogo

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DP made clash and talking head good
Can't wait for metallica

>trishless episode
It's shit

Those sad eyes are great

Doesn't it have a limit to how far back it can go?

Where can I find JoJo merch that won't bankrupt me or steal my credit card information?

>two trish episodes in a row now
it's good

They actually butchered it, a lot of jokes in the first half were cut out, and things like Narancia trying various methods of bypassing Talking Head, and TH moving around which is why Mista couldn't see it, leading him to suspect it was just a prank.

Japan

it could go back 15 years so probably not, he just has to wait for the rewind which takes time.

Based homoslayer

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yes he is the best. Only NPCs say he is bad

>stuck in the turtle during Metallica because poor widdle girl uwu even though she's got a stand

>I just hope that they don't fuck up Doppio
>No Ishida Doppio
>No Konishi Doppio
>No Kakihara Doppio for the memes
They fucked him up already

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doesnt matter, we got homos touching tiddies

meant for

Mista = Bruno = Narancia = Fugo = Abbacchio = Trish >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Giorno

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My nipples literally became erect when Narancia said Volare Via while everything was silent. If DP was able to make Clash & TH better than it was in the manga, then just imagine Metallica and Oasis. Part 5 is currently the best adapted part and only actual retards will disagree.

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>NotoriousBIG
>Not NotoriousSMOL.
You had one job.

>Konishi not voicing Doppio
Who said that?

Someone make a gif of Titzie fondling Squalo

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Exactly.

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NOTORIOUS N.U.T! It's over Tooru...

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Literally me

Stop falseflagging or being stuck up your own arse. I like Part 5 but you're the actual retard here for partbaiting.

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>gay relationship added for villains meant to be creepy
>two faggots get gunned down as they should be
Based Araki

Brobdingnagian with a Bad Reputation

Jak byłem dzisiaj w żabce zauważyłem że wszystkie zupy chińskie vifon na opakowaniu mają to samo zdjęcie zupy, co najwyżej z filtrem

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I liked their relationship though.
>I don't care about the boss's orders anymore!
That was romantic.

Let's see Paul Allen's Stand.

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Redpilled Araki, he knows the truth

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>he was the one who gave me AIDS! I'll kill you for his sake!

Why don't you try it?

narancia could've fucked them up if he wasn't so stupid and used the "everything i try to say is reversed" to his advantage a lot sooner. their plan literally hinged on him being a massive idiot and never figuring out he could just do that.

Haha wouldn't it be funny if Tiziano whatever Talking Head is touching haha could you imagine feeling Narancia's smooth, wet tongue on your entire body, drenching you in his sweet saliva haha

Dishonourable Voluminous

The new OP is better than Fighting Gold desune, prove me wrong.

Shit taste, anime narancia actually sounds badass. I'm sick and tired of the
>uwu narancia is a cute trap!!
meme, he's a cute boy but he's brave and badass as hell from how much gutsy shit he does like in this ep.

I honestly wonder who's going to be the "face" of Part 5's Vol. 2 OST. Bruno or Diavolo? Or maybe it'll just be Gold Experience.

>tfw even anime Narancia is cool and pretty
H-help

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Thanks now I can imagine how Tiziano uses Talking Head in bed with Squalo

based

in their defense betting on Narancia being a massive fucking retard is a pretty safe bet

Coming out next wednesday btw

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Giorno >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mista = Bruno = Narancia = Fugo = Abbacchio = Trish

If they kept the jokes in, not only would it have ruined the pacing but it would have also made the entire thing of the team not realising Narancia is lying even less believable.

I think it was a prediction people made because Aniki played a character with pretty much the exact same split personality shtick as Diavolo/Doppio a decade ago in Samurai Deeper Kyo.

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This ep had some much better art compared to last week's.

Do we know all of the english stand names yet, or are the minor ones that weren't featured in a video game still surprises?

I don't know who this guy is. But he looks like he's made of cheese hahahahahaha

oh shit this is ugly

I get why it was removed, but the jokes actually made it more credible that the team disbelieved him since it was implied he frequently pulls dumb pranks.

Metallica is Metallic
Epitaph is Eulogy
Green Day is Green Tea
Oasis is Sanctuary

youtube.com/watch?v=6MYAGyZlBY0

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I could be wrong, but if I remember from the manga, didn't narancia try to speak the opposite, but then talking head would selective deactivate to counter that?

Like I said, it's been forever since I read it, and I fucking hated it.

>Green Tea
that has no right being as funny as it is

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Dumb gay

Eulogy and sanctuary are pretty good.

This is easily resolved by it just having you say the opposite of your intention rather than the opposite of what you literally try to say
Like if you deliberately say "go in the river" when your actual intention is to have them not in the river, you'll still say "go in the river"

by this you mean your face

kys smelly whale

>Oasis is copyrighted

It's just a basic word. I wouldn't be surprised, but this is just fascistic. How can anyone copyright the word Clash?

HNGGG

no i meant your mom

Disney's tried to copyright holiday names before
I wouldnt put it past Americans

This, the added gayness actually made them more memorable but the tension for this fight was top-notch. Big-brain plays from both parties made it really fun, like Tiziano turning his ability off then on to get Narancia to bait Mista and Narancia cutting off his tongue to find them both in the crowd. Good shit.

JJL

Nut King Call | Nuts N. Bolts
California King Bed | King Bed
King Nothing | King of Nothingness
Paisley Park | Flower Park
I Am a Rock | I, Rock

SBR

Axl Ro | Axl
Sandman | Sand Man
Sugar Mountain | Snow Mountain
Scary Monsters | Frightnening Monsters
D4C | unchanged, but "Its full name could be rephrased as 'Filthy acts, at a reasonable price'"
Tomb of the Bomb | Tomb of the Noise
Hey Ya! | "the name of his Stand is unknown", possibly present in original Japanese
Tubular Bells | Tubular
Mandom | Mando

SO

Planet Waves | Planet Ripple
Weather Report | Weather Forecast
Foo Fighters | just F.F.
Kiss | Smack
Burning Down the House | Burning Down
Enrico Pucci | Father Pucchi, for some reason
Whitesnake | Pale Snake
C-Moon | Full Moon
Made In Heaven | Maiden Heaven
Stone Free | Stone Ocean
Goo Goo Dolls | Cry Cry Dolls
Highway to Hell | Highway to Death
Limp Bizkit | Flaccid Pancake
Diver Down | Diver Drive
Narciso Anasui | Narc Anastasia
Miuccia Miuller | full name unchanged, but Miu Miu is Mew Mew

I'm pretty sure it's not about copyright but intent. If DC comics made a superhero named Clash, the band Clash would have no way of proving that the superhero was aping their namesake. While it would be easily proven in Jojo because that's its modus operandi.

That being said, even if Clash had no chance of winning a lawsuit, it's probably just Jojo being cautions to avoid lawsuits in the first place.

Which volare via did it better? Anime or vidya? I actually think the anime version is more badass.
>that pic
Kek

chase > fighting gold > crazy noisy bizarre town

>Nut King Call | Nuts N. Bolts

I'M FURIOUS

the virgin dragons dream
>confusing stand abilities
>kills hype - comes right after the survivor fight
>lasts too long
>shit villain design
>makes people hate part 6
>multiple characters fight it - nobody remembers
>user is defeated and sent to a trash can

the chad BIG
>breaks the rules of stands
>understandable ability
>introduces new stand mid fight
>takes out multiple main characters
>builds hype - ends with plane destroyed
>still sinks boats to this day
>user fucking dies - stand fights on

>Nut King Call | Nuts N. Bolts
It's already different than Nat King Cole, why change it?

You know what the funniest thing about Clash's localized name? It's still copyright infringing, because Crush is a Pendulum song!

youtube.com/watch?v=Yc2Z03V22to

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Yes, Soft & Wet is bizarrely unchanged

>butchered
>"hurr they removed jokes"
They made the entire thing better by tightening the pacing. The entire scene with Tizi and Squallo being conscious of their breathing was a highlight for how tense it was. I'd argue too the additional gay-ass scenes of those two made them a lot more memorable and thus made the scenes from their perspective way more tense. I'd take that over the cut jokes any day of the week, they made the least memorable fight from part 5 a lot more memorable because of this.

F
L
A
T

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Dragons dream is only confusing to ameridumbs that don't know feng shui

Why the fuck is this so well animated?

Dragon's Dream is the biggest pleb filter in Jojo

>Flaccid Oancake

>>kills hype - comes right after the survivor fight

Was the survivor fight supposed to be good?

Last Train is still the second best ED though.

Stone Ocean in general

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Planet waves was hype

David knows what the people want

A punk band giving a shit about copyright would be weird

Planet waves was god awful

Half of the budget went to TITziano fondling

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>SO
There will be a field day between Stand music names, character designer names and Bohemian Rhapsody.
>Weather Forecast and Amysuo after seeing Marky Rat disappear from Destiny Land theme park ads use the aid of Vinnie VanGogo to defeat Gypsy Rhapsody

explain dragons dream with no graphics or web searches
>understand still doesn’t make it a good fight

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Most important part of the episode

>He didn't find Planet Waves + Survivor to be hype
Why not? Even most people who shit on part 6 relentlessly can admit it was a damn good fight, actual physical combat in a JoJo fight is too rare and always hype when it happens.

>cant handle a bit of gore

is Van Gogh copyrighted? how do you copyright a dead artist who died in poverty?

There was a Survivor fight?
They'll use Hanna-Barbera characters because Warner Bros

Lucky gays

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It's a fan favorite
The meteor power complimented the guard and his submission style fighting so well.

Is Yugioh-tier supposed to mean good or bad?

>how do you copyright a dead artist who died in poverty?
Capitalism

EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES

Feng shui used to kill

Don't tell me I'm gonna have to re-read part 6. I remember planet waves being a snooze-fest

It's been a while, but I vaguely remember Joelyne getting pissed off and punching a pissed off prison guard.

MAGICIAN'S RED

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>is Van Gogh copyrighted?
vangoghmuseum.nl/en/organisation/conditions-use-and-permissions-of-images
The self portrait which is what technically appears in the work is apparently.

Does anyone have a source on this pic?

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It's basically a luck stand, but conditional. I didn't like the fight itself, but the concept of a luck stand where you are pretty much invincible is a fun concept.

>still wearing boots
Commit to it woman

Phone voice at end of episode 21

Fucking reread it m8. the first time I read part 6 I speedread it to see the ending everyone was talking about

Bruh
Look at this dude
Wait till you see the OH NO NO NO NO OOOOOHHH HO HO
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
LOOK AT THOSE LIPS

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Soul
Soulless.

Uses feng shui to know where in the fighting area is the best or worst position to attack from.

>that Trish
Yikes

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Joshu concept by Araki

>be a fag
>die in a painful way

Based Araki did it again.

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Part 6 is generally nowhere as bad as people here say it is. People in these threads regurgitate and exaggerate criticism for every part other than their favourite, read each part and savour it at your own pace, they're all enjoyable.

I WAKE UP FEELING SO HOLE-Y

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>straight jojo fans have to reassure themselves of this every 5 minutes because the combination of fujos and people calling jojo gay is ruining their self image

if this made you uncomfortable prepare your fucking anus for what they'll do to the pucci/dio scenes lmao

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>bottom left
Who

Bruh look at part 6 trish and fugo HAHAHAHAHA

>canon gay
Unless araki confirms otherwise no one is

I'm sick of this shit. Fuck Jojo. I don't care about this shitty manga anymore.

>I want to break free from this Stone Ocean
>So ill name my stand Stone Ocean
amazing

>be straight
>die, die, become senile/your husband cheats on you, die, die and also lose your brain
jojo belongs to fujos

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Scarlet valentine

Eh, just wait for the anime. I fucking despised reading part 5, but now I am loving the anime. Sometimes a part just doesn't do it for you for whatever reason, and a weekly anime can revitalize it. Don't reread, wait for it to be forgotten, so you can maximum enjoy the anime

Y'ALL READY FOR THE BIG POPPA NEXT WEEK?

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Did she always gave that crown shit?

God I cant wait

Good

>projecting this much
lol i don't have to explain myself to anyone you retarded fucking poz fairy. keep seething
also nobody calls jojo gay. homoerotic maybe, but i'm pretty sure everyone realizes it's admiration of the male body, like ancient statues

See you next week for notorious chase

this

>t

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Couple of caramel cuties

>being this absolutely booty blasted
LMAO

Just started Part 5 and that blonde gay dude just pulled an antitoxin out of his ass. When does it get good or should I skip straight to Part 6?

89

What the hell happened to fucking pic related?

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It never gets better, skip to Part 8

@186123149
Why are faggots so bitter towards straight people? Is it because they know they're living worthless, hedonistic lifestyles? Is it lashing out at something you'll never have, like Elliot Rodger seeing a boyfriend/girlfriend pair and splashing them with his coffee?

it was cut for time

I mean, all he really had to do was shoot anyone who looks like a flaming faggot, as that's always a surefire way to find a stand user.

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Reminder that most male characters aren't actually wearing lipstick

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I heard Part 7 is peak JoJo, what about that?

You must have a chunk of your skull missing if you suggest skipping part 7

I swear with every new episode, a different character becomes my favorite member of Bruno's crew.

I love part 5!

>being a faggot partskipper because of an asspull in jojo
user...

Its garbage

Has cowboys. You are the kind of person who wouldn't like cowboys. Skip it.

dude you are not allowed to say this on Yea Forums

>when you expand the image it looks like it's a normal post and not an image
holy SHIT this nigga next level

>nobody calls jojo gay
lmao
>thinking fujos are gay
double lmao

Tiziano would be cute if he wasn't a dirty mongrel, he has nice hair

They are so sexy

Part 5 is good because it brings us closer to Part 7, they might as well just skip Part 6.

Give me one good reason you fucking casual

tasteless pleb.

Tiziano needs to go darker.

NAKED TRISH

Dinosaurs dont actually look like that

they will fuck up part 7 with QUALITY horse animations and everything else

this

or he could read the first few chapters and then the last 20 since nothing important or memorable happens between them

Where!?

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Bland characters (especially gyro, hot pants, wekapipo)
Dumb story
Worst stand fights ever
Shitty main villain

Don't worry bros we're going to get trish fanservice next week. Let the fujos and homos have their time.

This. Where are the feathers?

cringe
this

Your complaining about the blue dinosaurs when jojo has no canon color scheme

the cringiest shit ever
i hope everyone who actually spends time making/saving naked trish edits gets caught by their parents/fellow students (id say friends but lets be realistic) and has to explain

You mean feetservice. Enjoy your nude EDITS, plebs, the real chads will be getting what we deserve soon enough.

Part 7 haters are bigger subhumans than Part 5 haters, prove me wrong,

the volare via sucked!

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>thinking its about the colors
dumb part7fag

based

S E E T H I N G F AG G O T

Well, unlike Part 5, Part 7 is actually good, so yes, you are correct.

WHAT?
Mid part 7 is the GOAT

YES!

All the holy corpse shit
All of Lucy steel
Pocoloco
Ringo
Eat shit and fall of your horse
Mazzarella song

Squalo and Tiziano for best minor villains. Debate me.

I thought the villains were suppose to become less sympathetic but that really heart breaking.

>Steel Ball Run
More like Blue Ball Run. This part is nothing but wasted potential. Potentially great characters like Pocoloco and Sandman completely wasted/ignored. Potentially cool main villain has no real reveals, he just want to control napkins or whatever. Gyro's Vatican subplot pretty much dropped with a big fuck you to the audience, Hot Pants dies off panel. After insanity that was Stone Ocean the whole thing felt really underwhelming.

>Eat shit and fall of your horse
>Mazzarella song
I really don't think these two things are as significant as the rest of your list

based

is there more of that? what's the source?

"Memorable"

Wait until you see the last of Boss' guards. They are complete scumbags.

Also blackmore, civil war, scary monsters, sugar mountain etc. Not to mention 10/10 art work. The weakest part of SBR is the slow start.

half of part 7 is shit
lots of wasted character
recycled stands and shit fights
gyro is a gary stue
DIO again

>yes user skip these parts and go read the one I like instead
has partfaggotry gone too far?

don't blame them, the dropped and changed characters, off screen plot, padded out and repetitive fights, and paper thin supporting cast actually requires a VERY high IQ to appreciate

holy corpse and lucy steel are macguffins that could have been replaced by anything else. and lol at bringing up pocoloco, who is never seen again despite winning the race off page

i'll give you that the meme panels are kind of funny

If you're an american and dislike Stone Ocean, please explain why.

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Part 1 > Part 2 > Part 3 > Part 4 > Part 5 > Part 6 > Part 7 > Part 8

It doesn't suck, it's you who have impressed in your mind the one from the game and were expecting to hear it.

Power creep

Tizziano tops

basted

Recycled stands?
Name one that doesn't involve dio

Only underaged retards and animeonlies prefer Stands over Hamon.

Based

I really hope next Part doesn't have the MC stand posses healing powers. Takes a bit of the tension away in my opinion

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>saving the same image twice

You're right, part 5 is actually great

What does this even mean

>part war faggotry
Everytime. I'm out.

next part has the best main character stand of any part imo

Jolyne heals herself with string lol

after 5 only side characters have healing powers, yet the one in part 6 is stupid.

>Part 6 characters heal themselves with string
>Part 7 characters heal themselves with string
what happened? was Araki out of ideas?

What color is Trish's underwear?

Its getting worse, now they're encouraging people to skip parts.

>Asukafag screencapping their own post to try and force it as an epic BTFO-worthy argument
Imagine being this much of a roastie. Ugly feet too.

>part 8 character heals themselves with string

She doesn't wear underwear

>Medics have been using strings for over 1000 years
Is humanity out of ideas?

hamon reached its peaked with ultimate cars

the healer in 6 was FF and in 7 it was Hot Pants.
The stringfs barely get used in both.

Pink with green polka dots like her daddy's hair

Black or pastel pink.

pink

Stone Free is one of the weakest Jojo stands next to Hermit Purple and The Passion. Like, it's ridiculously bad compared to everyone else's. The villain is ultimately defeated by his brother's Stand which can manipulate weather to an absurd degree. Also, Stone Free has a mediocre design.

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THIS, colored scans are retarded

Crimson for daddy

>thinks stands are ranked by how hard it can hit someone
dumb part 3 fag

kys, stone free was god tier with its versatility

The main character is female

Jolyne can stitch her wounds together but she has FF do a lot of the healing
How much is the zombie horse string used in SBR? IIRC cream starter does most of the healing.

I love Stone free's design

I think only once, maybe twice

Will stone free have tits in the anime?

I always here anons say Part 4 is the best yet im starting to like Part 5 more and more. Part 4 felt too slow and nobody died not to mention the gang becoming friends with the fags who tried to kill them was incredibly retarded

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bruh

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It's legit confusing that Zombie Horse and Hot Pants are completely unrelated.

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Well at least he hit bump limit

>Stone Free doesn't asspull her fights
>Anons don't like it
Sasooga

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Literally what is Zombie Horse anyways? Araki never explained it.

JoJo generally keeps getting better. 7 and 8 are even better than 5.

>its a bad stand because its not the strongest
how can someone be this fucking blockheaded

post naked trish please

Yeah. That sure helped.

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Yet part 3 is still best
Really makes you think

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O MY MOBIUS STRIP

I wanted a serious answer

Based

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Cringe

Stone Free should have gotten an anime razor wire upgrade

This. So. Much.

BASED and hamonpilled. Spin > hamon > stands

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>How much is the zombie horse string used in SBR?
So much that I completely forgot that was a thing until I got in this thread.

Based but ultimately cringe

people are saying its a good stand FOR STORYTELLING PURPOSES you absolute fucking retard

Nah 8 had potential but a raki is forgetting too much things like stand bites mark, kyo nijimura, karera, and gappys stealing power

I wish Crimson was my daddy

Stands became too powerful for my tastes. Or rather, I should say the effect they had on the world was too big. Shit felt like a Marvel movie.

Probably something along the lines of “too many OP enemies, not enough OP protags”.

O MY VOLCANO
O MY ZA WARUDO
O MY GOLDEN EXPERIENCE REQUIEM

>reboot

No one likes those. And it felt really mean-spirited to just destroy the old continuity without a proper send-off to most of the cast that was still living in it. Even Pucci's death was hilariously stupid and abrupt.

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user, thats all subjective. People here treat their opinion as a fact. That being said, I like parts 4 and 5 equally and I dont like comparing them too much because both give me something different.

That was godlike

How is a geometric shape that has existed for decades an ass pull

you can't be more wrong.

SEX WITH TRISH

>just destroy the old continuity
why does no one understand made in heaven

I think gyros stitched his leg up with it and Johnny used it to stitch up his face after valentine shot him.

>waaaah araki "killed" my favorite characters

New thread where
I need to complain about how stupid this two-parter was

Bad writing

i dont really like the ending either but i like the whole final part leading up to it. mostly because pucci is so fuckin based

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>make many babies with Trish
>Diavolo literally dies of rage
There, I solved part 5.

based Abe

Part 1 > Every other part
this series went downhill once it stopped being about pure and noble gentlemen

Mista should have nutted in Trish in front of Diavolo.

Post all of them

STOP MISTA

Jonathan was neither of those.

It's a versatile stand

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Yeah, I feel the same about part 4, that one is actually between my least favourite parts altho I still love it from the bottom of my heart just like any jojo part

you shut your whore mouth

>smells like soap
reminder that CLAMP in wonderland is canon

Will Kiss?

why is the little nigga bleeding from his pupils

Does Kiss even have a humanoid form?

They had to cut it out to have more time to show the gays feeling up each other

>stands are powers you get for being LGBT

Think about it for a second, it makes sense

i'm too lazy

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it even has a figure

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Based. Pucci was taking niggas out left and right in 3 straight battles with 3 different stands.

makes the whole "stand arrow" thing a lot more freudian

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Explain Annasui then

i would scrape my balls broken glass with petri dishes of infectious diseases just so that i could smell,feel,lick and fuck Trish's feet

It says "can sew up wounds" but that's a huge understatement, it healed horrific injuries through the arc. Even when she lost huge chunks of her body, disintegrated by mini meteors, eventually her leg is fine with stitch marks.

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what do you think the T stands for

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Oh shit, I completely forgot about that, man, I should get to re-reading all parts soon.

I think FF healed her after the battle

Good point

God she's ugly