How often has anime gotten you to do something that was genuinely fucking stupid?

I was planning on climbing longs peak because of yama no susume. After going on a hike to practice I realized mountain climbing is pointless and i'm autistic.

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>lmao how is hiking SO HARD just walk up a hill till you're done you sperg
>then try to do it and actually injure yourself, alone, when rescue servivces will put you in debt for a decade
You did the right thing, ultimately.

All the incest in anime makes me want to fuck my sister.

I started collecting certain patches that were representative of anime I like.
I even petitioned one patch make to do a Goblin Slayer Guild patch
In the grand scheme of things, it's stupid, but I'm having fun at the moment.

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you must be watching the wrong ones, because all the incest anime makes me want to make a sister

Shield Hero made me get accused of rape, but I didn't get a slave raccoon afterwards

Thats actually pretty cool

fuckin lol

Can't think of a single bad idea anime has given me, honestly. I bought a melonpan, tied a wish to a bamboo sapling, ate takoyaki, went as Rance for Halloween, pickled my own vegetables, made octopus wieners and usagi apples, began assembling a harem, switched to sitting on the floor, crossed my hands behind my head while walking, and made teru teru bouzu. All worked out well.

Thanks, user!
It's only been three months since that picture, but I've already run out of space on it and have bought three more patch panels.
I have a stupid problem.

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>began assembling a harem
Need clarification on this

Never

>not aditing that wasting time on cantonese caricatures is inherently genuinely fucking stupid, and moving on and enjoying them anyways

Just once. Anime turning me into a drawfag ultimately made me enter an art school.

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>this brainlet logic
You could apply this to anything someone does that isn't needed for them to stay alive. Even then you could go as far as saying living is fucking pointless and a waste of time

I own a couple of firearms specifically because they were featured in anime. The first .22 handgun I purchased was a third series Woodsman and the only revolver I own is an 1851 repro. I also own a Jericho, despite the whole (((Our Greatest Ally))) thing.

That happened years before the manga even started.

My career trajectory is now dependent on my Japanese ability.

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I tried the naruto running during PE to see how it would feel. lucky for me nobody knew what it was at the time but i bet i looked stupid still

Did it make you run faster?

Wow that Bismarck patch looks great. It's like an 8 bit rendering.

>elementary school
>group of bullies come at me and start talking (cant remember what they were asking)
>autism kicks in
>turn around
>naruto run my way out
They started calling me "Naruto" after that episode. Embarassing.

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>Did this once
>Lived in a black neighborhood and even the most alpha black guys there watched shit like Naruto and Dragon Ball Z
>They all laughed at me but thought it was funny and i got to sit with them for a week before they forgot who I was again

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It's okay from a distance, most people won't be looking at it that close, but yeah, woven patches tend to come out like that.
It's why Embroidered is superior, even if you can't get as much detail in it, it gives it a 3d pop that makes it more legitimate looking.
Compare the embroidered goblin slayer patch. One color, not a lot of detail, but it pops a lot better than the multicolored, but flag woven yuuri below it.

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For some reason I thought that it would be a good idea to find a place where people talk about anime and manga, then I got stuck here for a decade.

I've cultivated an internal density that allows me to have close friendships with multiple single women who are individually too shy to ask me out and collectively enjoy each other's company too much to upset the status quo.

You're supposed to keep doing stupid shit to make them laugh, that's the role of the dancing monkey in schools.

Holy shit.
If you're not memeing, you're living the dream.
user, listen, the key is
>collectively enjoy each other's company
There's a slim way you can make this work. If they all like you, and they like each other, you may, just maybe, get them to consent to a legit harem one day.

God speed you magnificent bastard.

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not him, but that's really sad.

Long Riders, I went climbing for the first time and the downhill I went off road, fell down and lost consciousness. Only few bruises, but it could have been much worse

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That's dope I'm jealous. Do you ever wear them on a bag or jacket or something?

You bought anime?

Bless you patch user

Don't see how that's genuinely retarded unless you're spending money you don't have. Enjoy yourself.

Picked my major based on what my favorite anime character did

Thanks for the kind words, user!
The ones that are more "subtle," sure, but everyone's definition on that changes.
This is an older photo of my valkyria patches on my cap and backpack
>valkyria 1 & 3 had anime adaptations so it counts for this board
Also on my jacket, sometimes. See this post
Thank you for the blessing this thread, user. It's always nice to find others can find enjoyment in things that you share.

Thanks, user. It is stupid because it doesn't really have any long term worth, even I can admit that. It does make me happy, though, and happy to help other people who might be interested.

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literally me
youtube.com/watch?v=yhAeVfpy_Mo

What is that thing

>tfw didn't find any patches/makers I liked until after my squadron banned morale ones
Still feel cheated since I don't take a bag to work anymore and can't throw em on there

Nuko

I got a Chito tattoo when I was drunk

Wow, that sucks. Any particular reason or was it from the top down?
You should still look out for some incase that ever gets rescinded, or you transfer somewhere where fun might be allowed.

I don't know how but I think anime worsened my already pretty bad anxiety and managed to make me a hopeless shut-in.
I used to want it to stop but now it's a comfy feeling.

Did you spend all your money on a Kettenkrad, OP?

It stopped me from killing myself a few times

I honestly say "It can't be helped."

It made me chose a Japanese university over a regular college thinking I'd get the happy SoL treatement
If not for the guaranteed employment I'd say that was pretty dumb

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I do the one hand behind my head thing when I'm explaining stuff sometimes.

post pics

I went to a place (it was a tour). And now I have signed up for some additional time in that place since my school has station billets.

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iirc our uniforms (AF OCPs) were already only allowed through a unit sup, when they actually got adopted this year they decided to not make a new one that included patches again and the higher ups just declared they were a no-go from that point on

Once I sucked dick for bus fare
and then walked home

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Nice, I really wanna buy some stuff from WGW but I don't even know what to do with patches, none of the jackets I have seem to be the kind for it.
I'm really jealous of the 501st and Razgriz ones you have, what are they on I might copy you and make a wall installation next to some paintings for them.

I got a gun license and brought an SKS just because I love Gunsmith Cats, only to find out there are zero fucking places to shoot that aren't trillion miles away from me or massively overpriced chink FOB tourist bait ranges

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HxH made me try to read high literature. Huge waste of time, turns out it's actually hard to do and an acquired taste

You can suck my dick, user. Then I'll princess carry you home.

I was a huge yurifag when I was younger, somehow I got the idea that a friend was into me (she wasn't) and I kissed her out of the blue. Jesus christ I fucking cringe just thinking about it

did she hit you?

No but it made it incredibly awkward for weeks after it happened, I remember even skipping classes we were both in

That's awesome user

Hey, I appreciate it!

Thank you!
>I don't even know what to do with patches
Display or wear them. You've already said you don't have the jacket for it, but you could always sew a small section of velcro loop material to whatever jacket you want to make it work.
Alternatively buy hats/jackets that can accommodate patches. This is the blue one I always post with:
amazon.com/gp/product/B007720JSC/
>older photo of when NEET sent me a bazillion Laura Patches and left a public note on the outside of the package

Some people even put them in their car interior. I won't post others photos without permission, but I have a few in my car I can share next post.

> what are they on I might copy you
I have them on patch panels, which is a specific product meant to display them as it has gromits to easily hang the corners on things:
amazon.com/gp/product/B00Y4JR3XK/
Now my recommendation is that it's actually cheaper to go to a local hobby/craft store and just get some black felt/loop fabric. Buy a single patch first, that way you can bring it with you and see how well it grabs to the fabric, before you buy a cut section of it. Alternatively, I hear black automotive liner sold in auto parts stores will work good, and is also cheap.
Then just hang them with thumbtacks, as it's not really heavy and should require big nails to put holes in your wall to hold it up.
Only reason I'm using patch panels at this point is that I've already committed to them.

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I hope I could provide some helpful advice and information. If you need any clarification, or anyone has any questions, I'm more than happy to answer them about Yea Forumsnime and patches.

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You should make a niece with your sister

Nice. I love patches.

I approve. I hope you have a good time.

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What is St?

I think he meant SG, meaning Steins;Gate.

SSR was part of the reason I bought my first gun.

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That's not stupid, though.
Even if you eventually detest firearms, owning one and learning how to operate it safely is an important life skill so if the immediate use of it is suddenly necessary for you, or you find a gun somehow, you can operate it safely.

What gun?

>important life skill
that's a bit of a stretch but it's definitely not stupid

An M&P9. I had just moved out of my parents' house from a nongunz state into a funz state.

My first go-round I actually found I was a really good shot. I have to go back sometime, though. My last shooting session was rather poor.

How is that anime related

>literally me
stop making shitty music and make more shitty videos

>VC
Nice. Did you get a Grenadier one?

>I love patches.
I love patches too, a bit too much sometimes with the amount I buy per month.

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>filename
takes me back

>Did you get a Grenadier one?
Unfortunately NEET at Just the Base didn't run a grenadier icon because my initial proposal for the class patches to him was for the original classes in the first game, so he could run them with the hype of the release of VC4. He still has the base 6 for sale (not at this exact moment, he just moved stores), but since sales weren't that great I don't think he'll expand and do grenadier or VC2/3 classes.

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Getting the colors right was a bitch, as every single screen, piece of media, even the anime, has slightly different "gallian blue" colors.

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All good except the commifornia patch

but NCR>anacap House>turbo-roman-larpers in football gear?
Can't win them all, I suppose.

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t. smelly least coaster btfo by Godifornians
O B S E S S E D

Spend way too much money on figures. Luckily I stopped after filling up a large shelf which was the rule I'd set at the start.

Also, sorta anime that Katawa Shoujo game with the missing legs girl got me running years ago which eventually got me into lifting. So that actually ended well.

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I don't know anything about patches. Do you make these or what service do you use to make them?

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I claimed a "waifu" once. Like a genuine retard. I did it in jest, but I still feel dirty.

Nice, thanks though it doesn't help with the one patch I do own which is this one no bully at least I'm not one of the poor folks who backed proper I bought this and access later cheaper and it has a shiny-ish back so it might be an iron-on kinda thing. Any idea where to look for patches to buy aside from looking for /ak/ patch threads?
Also how do I tell whether a patch is clothing specific (like the cap with a patch slot you posted), ones that can be attached some way to any regular piece and ones that aren't for clothes at all

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No, I don't make any of them. They're all purchased, or sometimes traded, with other anons or stores on the internet. You can't really make patches for yourself at home, there are some decently priced machines, one at a time, machines you could buy, but the quality is really bad and that's mostly what you see on etsy.
Most of the patches I do buy are from user run stores from /k/, sometimes /fa/. What they do is approach a Chinese manufacture with an image. They'll send back a sample image
>pic related
after some back and forth, if they're happy with it, they'll do a run.
To get the price per patch down to affordable levels, you can't buy just one or ten patches. Usually most anons who run patch stores buy in quantities of 50 or 100. So at that price, they can then resell the rest to anons at around $6-9 and make up the cost of shipping and the initial bulk purchase.
Everyone wins- intial user gets a design he liked made into a velcro backed meme, other anons get patches based off of ideas, ips, shows, etc they like, and it's all pretty cheap.

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You only do that if you're going for the famous comedian route. It's hard to not get the suicide/scandal ends without a guide.

My few anime patches

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Here's what the big chinamen machines look like making some pop team epic patches for 2hu's Unlimted Patch Works store.
I like to share the image when I can because it's a fun image.

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it's a shame i never knew about them before. would've ordered them because VC4. Also that shade of blue seems like a pain to get right.

>shiny-ish back so it might be an iron-on kinda thing
It is. There's always adhesive backed velcro sold in hardware stores if you want to throw some velcro hook on the back of that for future applications.

>Any idea where to look for patches to buy aside from looking for /ak/ patch threads?
The /k/ patch thread pastebin is where I've gotten 80% of my patches, it's a good place to start.
>pastebin patch on the far right

>Also how do I tell whether a patch is clothing specific (like the cap with a patch slot you posted), ones that can be attached some way to any regular piece and ones that aren't for clothes at all
So most patches have two types of backings.
All the ones I buy and post are velcro backed, meaning they have that black hook backing. These patches hook onto velcro loop, or sometimes just called loop material. Velcro/hook material allows you to put and take them off things repeatedly with no damage.
Hats/jackets/anything else, to be able to attach hook backed patches to them, have to have the requisite loop material to attach those patches to. So if you google "velcro hat" or "Jacket with loop patch" or similar things, you'll find clothing that comes with small patches or sections to attach patches to. "tactical backpack" will give you a lot of bags that has extra loop material somewhere on it to put patches.
Now you could always sew a small section of loop material on anything you already own, that way a velcro/hook backed patch can attach to it no problem.

The other type of patch backing, which is what you have, is iron on. These are more permanent Once you heat activate the glue with an iron, the glue melts itself into the material and now that patch is permanently there. Not a big fan, I like to change it up, so I prefer velcro. Sometimes I get a patch with iron on backing, and I'll add some of that previously mentioned adhesive backed velcro strip to the back of the patch so now I can take it on and take it off things.

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that kino hat is kino. Also you've got Badger's Outdoor's patch.
Excellent taste, user.

Oh, and if you wanted specific patch stores, most of the stores I go to that overlap with Yea Forums, Yea Forums, and /k/ culture are from anons who run little shops, listed in the pastebin patch url in this image Keep an eye out on his store
justthebase.com/
He still has plenty, he just hasn't relisted them yet because he just moved stores.Probably will be up within the week.
As far as where to get other valkyria patches, I made an image listing who had what back during the release of VC4. Cracker and skinwalker might be sold out by now, though, but it's always worth emailing a patch seller if they're out- at worst it encourages them to order another batch to restock, and at best they might "have a few in the back" they keep to resend for lost mail or just didn't list.

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Thanks for the info, user.

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I have a similar story as well
I tried doing Midiousuji's extreme dancing technique at a local park.
I ended up falling forward and my dad was laughing at me for trying such a stupid position.

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OC

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Something I'd like to emphasize too is how scarce a particular patch is. Most of these patches were run on the side by some user- they take often months or years to sell out, and there's not really an incentive to order more. So if you ever see a patch you might be interested in, I'd pick it up sooner than later.
For example, Skinwalker Supply Co just listed an Outlaw Star patch last week.
I'm sure it'll be available for a while, depending on how many he ordered, but once he's sold out, I don't think he'll restock it any time soon.
He's also the dude that stock the Sora No Woto 1121st patch- now that's super popular and sells out fast- but it still takes him months to put in an order and get more shipped from the chineese manufacturers.

Once a patch is sold out, your options are only expensive ebay scalpers, or ordering a one off reproduction starting at $30 a pop instead of the initial listing of $7.

No worries, friend, I'm always more than happy to educate. Even if it's not your thing, I appreciate you taking the time to ask and read.

You didn't set the thing on fire so that's an improvement.

Forgot my image, apologies.

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Those Valkyria Chronicles patches fit in very well. Really like the Spotting/Sniping SSR pair as well.

>NOSE DOWN CALL IT A NIGHT
Fuck.

i have that konata prize fig too :3

That's not stupid, user. That's really cool! Thanks for sharing.

Thank you kindly. I have a closer shot of those vc patches here if you wanted details, and where to pick up here RIP SKYKING.
I'm still conflicted over owning a patch about the whole thing- it's really morbid and the fact that someone, somewhere made a profit over his death really eats at me. But at the same time, his whole spiral really speaks to the mundane death of the everyanon, and it speak to me. Wanted to have a small reminder of that. Also it's a pretty aesthetic looking patch.

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>tfw will never get the Yuuri patch
I have finally received the hell I deserve.
At least I have a Yuuri button.

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I started to buy model kits after binge watching a whole bunch of gundams. Now I'm penniless.

Idk anons, do you think trying to go from being a highschool dropout to trying to get a 1450+ on the SAT in June because I wanna be smart like Kaguya or go into neuroscience to develop a SaO kind of brain controlled game counts?

>Confession thread
>80% of the thread filled with humblebrags or cool shit from buyfags

Fuck off if you can't write something you still cringe about 10 years later when trying to sleep

This thread's showing me you guys need to spend your NEETbux more effectively.

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My whole past is filled with cringe.

Damn, user, I swear- every time I see you post, there's even more firearms and more yuuri.
Hows it going, haven't seen you post in a hot minute.
There still might be hope, I thought Apricot and Sync's stuff was going to be sold by WGW or PK patchworks.

I didn't mean to turn the thread into anime patch general, but I was trying to respond to questions and help other anons out.
Just the way this thread rolled.

I did say from the get go that the expenditure of my income for Yea Forums memes on velcro loop was a stupid idea.

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If anime motivates you for a positive change, I don't think where the motivation comes from matters or is cringe if in the end you come out a better person.
Good on you, user.

do you have that map that helps you avoid "pooping streets"?

Thank you user, honestly its weird that off all things anime has motivated me to make so many positive changes like studying or working out where something like real life people didn't.

Oh, and best of luck on your SAT test in June.
You have at least one Yea Forumsnon rooting for you.

Thank you, at the rate I am going I have gotten through 80% of Algebra 1 and around 70% of geometry in 40 days so hopefully I will be prepared in 100 from now

fire punch convinced me to put off my suicide and after losing the willpower to go through with it i only regret it

The only thing in my life that's cringe is the fact its not over yet and anime isn't exactly related, now let me get help buying shit that makes it slightly worth it and abates the misery for but a mere moment

If it is worth anything user, that's probably the best thing to lose your willpower to do.

Of course you have to know the subject material on the test, but a lot of the SAT is about time management.
Once you're feeling comfortable with a majority of the material, the best thing you can do to prep for the specific test is to take a bunch of practice tests under the same isolated and timed conditions. Getting used to what pace you should be at for questions will make you much more comfortable and confident on the eventual test.

>student finally grows some balls
>teachers shut him down real quick
Why is the education system so fucked?

Yeah I just figure I have to get to know the material first before practicing taking the test. I took a full length practice test before I did any studying and only ran out of time on one area (reading science) and on that test I got a 1090, slightly above average so I do not think test pace will be a huge problem just knowing how to do the questions on the test is the main hurdle but I plan on practicing both.

Not really related to a specific anime, but whenever someone brought up anime to me I would get nervous and stutter that I don't know anything about it.
I guess I was somehow ashamed by it, I don't know why.
You know, this and that.
I can't post the list outside of SSR threads, or rather I refuse to, the reason being that I don't want to disrupt other threads with it.
And since we are talking about merchandise, I bought another Japanese version of the manga, along with two doujins (non-H) and a keychain.

>Octan and Ice Planet patches

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Alright, I gotta get some rest.
Thanks everyone for the nice compliments and good questions. Hopefully the thread will still be here in the morning if I missed you or your question comes after this.
And again, sorry to take up so much of the thread.
Good night!

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hyperporean patch co does lego patches- poor user has nothing better to do in alaska.
Good stuff, and thanks for the aqua of aproval.

You need a green doughboy helm to rep chito, but other than that you're collection is looking pretty complete.
And I can respect keeping the yuuri lists to SSR threads- but as those become more and more scarce, it would be nice to see the mega list pop up if SSR is brought up in another thread again.
It's like a rally point for all the last tour neets.

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nkhniyoukouso told me becoming a neet means having a really exciting life and retroactively gives me good times with senpai

>helghast emblem
ABSOLUTELY BASED and to worry bro, i also want a goblin slayer patch, its actually kino design

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I wear long red scarves and am trying to get a skele body to look and dress like an anime protagonist.
losing weight is a lot harder than I remember it being

i brought the disgaea 2 vol 1 manga to my middle school and showed everything the bathing page. went to the principal's office later that day and he just told me to go home

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explain further

i might be on the same bout, like, im for reals attempting to get the mext scholarship just to live in japan. getting a postgraduate degree is just a nice bones

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I've accidentally revealed my power level to certain people and it changes the way they look at you.

the art of the greentext is lost on nu/a/

This is fucking cool. I bet you’re a cool guy. I would hang out with you in real life if I knew you

I once did his face-to-ground sprint

Heck thats a smart place to put those things. user!
You've inspired me to do the same!

good shit