This guy comes in and shares a pizza with your GF. What do you do?

Which one?

Fuck him anally of course.

>Not enjoying a gooey mess of cheese, tomato sauce and toppings that you need to scoop up with both hands
Back to New York with you, faggot.

The photographer

That one.

>nah it's okay you guys have fun
>goes into room
>pulls out trendy samsung flip phone
>simultaneously jacks off and googles if it's ok to be a cuck

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Ask him where his 7 quirks are.

the doorway

>ochako
>gf
There are so much better waifus in mha

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Put the name in the OP, I have you filtered for a reason.

>literal psychotic murderer
>ojou whos family would never let you have a relationship with her, also will be inseminated by a faceless bald man because shes so cartoonishly naive
>literally autistic frog
>
>gaudy alien
>loves her tool shed more than she will ever love you
Earjack girl is the only acceptable substitute.

I don't like this pairing I'm sure there is a bitch out there for Horikoshi's pet but Ochunko isn't her.

>ojou
Did you mean momo? Shes pretty good for a waifu. Asuka is also top tier.

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Why do Kacchako fags have to COPE and overcompensate by making threads for a pairing that will never happen? lmaooooo

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I’d take one cup of this please
>>literal psychotic murderer
Its ether dick her brains out or gloriously die trying.
Sounds fine to me.

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How could you forget about the best, cutest, sexiest, nicest and purest of all Hero Waifus?

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Why do people hold pizza that way?
You'll get grease all over your palm.

all might is a gr8 dad ngl

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>All Might practices Quirk Genetics
>It's cute and endearing

>Endeavour practices Quirk Genetics
>It's evil, abusive and he's somehow responsible for his wife disfiguring his son in his absence

And they say the media isn't biased...

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>>ojou whos family would never let you have a relationship with her, also will be inseminated by a faceless bald man because shes so cartoonishly naive

Imagine being born with a corruption quirk and making Momo love your cock more than she ever loved being an hero.

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Which of them made that big fart cloud?

people would go on endeavors account on alleged cases of child abuse, but I personally thought shouto was just being naive.

Calling dibs on the gaudy alien

Shhhh!
Froppy is sleeping

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Whatever "he" wants, because "he" is pretending to me (Its actually Camie using her Glamour quirk) And hot lesbianplay will soon follow.