How do you like your eggs, Yea Forums?

How do you like your eggs, Yea Forums?

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all boiled and inside that hoe I found behind a dumpster

Deviled

Fertilized.

blood related

On imoutos.

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eggs_ass.webm

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This is the correct answer.

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Was it rape?

Imagine making breakfast, and asking Hanekawa what she'd like on her eggs, only to answer
>"doesn't matter, but preferrably plain"
Disgusting

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truly hanekawa a shit

Raw

Fondled and nibbled on.

based?

I'd rather get that than a whole fucking shopping list.

And then I'd make her eggs with some salt and black pepper, because come on, no one likes eggs with nothing on, she's just being polite.

Of course, you can tell that there are more than one black guy involved

More like banned

>no one likes eggs with nothing on
I do

Are you a cute catgirl with massive honkers?

Undeveloped

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I like scrambled eggs topped with salt, pepper, shredded cheese and chili flakes. Then I eat it with ketchup and rice.

I don't often admit to eating food with ketchup because most people from here and in general have an aversion to it. Ketchup and cheesy eggs is one of my favorite guilty pleasures.

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That's not an eggs...

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she has an eggs

based eggposter

Scrambled all over your face.

>3d
disgusting

>scrambled eggs with some freshly ground pepper, sea salt, and a sharp cheese like monterey jack with a nice thick line of ketchup laid on top after plating
excellent taste sir

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over hard with some red pepper flakes

Incorrect, answer is over easy with red pepper flakes and an English muffin (or bagel).
Over hard is only acceptable for sandwiches.

i dont want stupid raw yolks dribbling everywhere on my plate faggot

That's what the muffin is for, uncultuted swine.
Anything short of perfection and you're in the same bracket as the toddlers/minorities putting catsoup on rubbery "scrambled" eggs.

retard

I like my eggs in the form of noodles, or something like that.

HOLY SHIT YOU DON'T LIKE EGGS WITH SEASONING YOU'RE PSYCHOLOGICALLY #DAMAGED UNLIKE ME THE CRAZY SCISSORS CUNT

What a pointless exchange.

Based and noodlefilled

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Most dialogue in Monogatari is pretentious nonsense between mentally deranged people trying to appear superior to one another.

cooked on the palm of my hand

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