User, i made these for you... please take them

>user, i made these for you... please take them
how do you respond?

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You act like someone who pisses standing up and say thanks and accept the gift.

I'm allergic to chocolate.

"Where is Ruby?"

Are we fucking or what ?

>free food
Better accept it.

>Wow, TWO bags?! Which one is honmei?
It's not that hard, guys.

thanks man

I'm diabetic

I throw this shit on the floor, punch her right in her fucking face and call her a bitch

"Y-you too"

Idols shouldn't do that, what a slut she's.

>Thanks! Let's eat them together!
The most chad response.

With upskirt sex in the classroom

>WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

I take it
AND THROW IT ON THE GROUND

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roll for your/a/qours

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I give her a structured critique of her cooking.

>idol taking to a guy
Call her a slut and ruin her career

But idols are all sluts.

...

You know which one I want. Show me 2.

Not my beautiful Nico.

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2005 called and wants their joke back

turn 720° and crab walk away

Take it and say thank. Because I'm usually dense and girls rarely talk to me, I would just think that she's being nice but I would now act like we're a bit closer then before so that if she was just being nice I wouldn't embarrassed my self and if she genuinely like me, I would technically be closer to her than before. Love is a war. We need strategy to win. My strategy would minimize the impact on my self and emotion in both situation, that is the situation that she is just acting nice or she actually likes me.

How would you rate my plan Yea Forums?

If other girls are bullying you and forcing you to do this you should just ignore them.

Doesn't she go to an all-girl school? Why is she giving them to another girl?

roll zura

rollin

Lost a bet huh?

Depends if she also give chocolate to other guy or if she did whether if you chocolate is more grandiose than other guy's. If your chocolate is exclusive homemade, it's a clear sign and I wouldn't waste my time.

We are all little girls here

give me (You)

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Take them and offer her some then share the rest with You

OP doesn't specify that she gave the chocolate to anyone else. You also wouldn't be exactly sure even if she only gave the chocolates to you. My plan is to minimize any emotional impact towards myself. If not, that's how you get overly emotional school shooters.

roll

Slut.

Might be a teacher. Most Yea Forumsnons are too old to be high schoolers anyhow.

>White Day was three days ago you stupid bitch!

AHHHH
(roll)

>mari
I never watched nu live love, is she a good one?

Could be a birthday gift or some other gift.

Have an autistic stupor and pretend I don't notice her, if I were my teen self. Say thanks, blush and take it, I guess, if I'm me now.

Know your place you 2D women.

>hesitate a bit
>say "umm... thanks..?"
>look around the classroom
>shrug my shoulders at my friends
>take them 1 at a time and try my best to avoid skin contact
>walk off without making eye contact
>eat one and gag while making a disgusted face
>give the rest to my friends
>loudly ask "who was that?"
>stare at another girl's chest on my way out

This will get you banned, user. Be careful.

I'd take them while trying my best to make our hands touch then say thanks and offer her to come out with me after school as thanks

rolling

Riko-chan!

>someone who pisses standing up
I find it pretty hot when girls do that, not gonna lie fampai.

6 please god

gimme

4 onegai

want to switch senpai? this is me.

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oh thanks i can give these to my crush

Just suck my penis dude

take them with my hands cupping hers while thanking, put them on a table to the side and brush her right cheek, maybe wipe a tear, lift her chin and ask if she wants to eat them together

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Oh boy oh boy

Cool girls always receive mountains of chocolate from other girls in anime.

Thanks! I love you so much Chika-chan

rolL

Thank her and give her one of these in return.

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White day was three bloody days ago you cunt. You're late!

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Sorry my religion doesn't allow me to celebrate valentine. Then slap her hand so the sinful chocolate shatter on the floor. Then say: "May Allah open your eyes" as I go away

roll

>my religion doesn't allow me to celebrate valentine
What shitty ass sect of Christianity forbids Valentines? It's a cult, isn't it? Reminds me I knew a girl in middle school who couldn't watch tv because it was forbade by her religion.

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roll

shut up infidel

Give me Dia

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These better not be shit and or poisoned...

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I throw (You) in a garbage dump and watch you whine about hygiene.

She made them for Aqours though.

What are their numbers? Roll btw.

Alright, 3. Who did I get?

>What are their numbers?

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How do you play roll if you don't even know the numbers?

The black himecut at the back, please.

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EVERY
FUCKIN
YEAR

Chika 1 You 2 Riko 3 dunno know about the rest

Are you blind?

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Give me a good idol.

>666

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>0
Fuck.

Let me be an elite marifag!

???
How exactly am I supposed to know theirs numbers?

firdt of all akhi valentine was last gregorian calender month
second of all how are you gonna slap her hand without touching her
third of all wasting food is a sin
fourth of all how dare you speak to a girl without her male next of kin or wali present, lewd!
lower your gaze.

You've never been here before have you? Open the picture.

rank them from 1st to 9th

Waaaaaaaaa, thank you so much. Are you an angel?

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Yeah I'm a newfag and this is my first time playing one of this these. I somehow totally failed to notice the numbers. Anyway thanks.

So I got Riko? Darn, I wanted You.

I'm sorry, but I already got mine.

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The red box is for You. The blue ribbon bag is for Ruby.

Come on, gimme Dia!

Kanan is fine too.

user, please get your eyes checked immediately.

Give me a zero so I can pick all of them.

Rolling.

nice

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pls woob

>It not like I want them or anything, but I should take them.
> Hum.
>Umm
>Thanks I Guess
>Not that I'm Happy or anything!

>May Allah open your eyes
>Christianity
Only Christian Arabs do that. He's more likely to be a mudslime.

"Is this some kind of St Patrick's day tradition or something?" *cuts you off before you can answer* "I didn't know about it, so I haven't got anything for you. I guess I'm not as good a friend to you as you are to me. I'll try to be a better friend from now on!"

...

"Friend"

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kan kan mikan

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take it and say thanks
if it's good I eat it later, if not I throw it away
I'm not interested in a relationship though so she's out of luck in that regard

lurk for 2 years before posting again

>You’re somehow transported to a 2D world, the universe where your waifu exists
>After spending a while in the world, you become acquaintances with your waifu and her friends
>After more time has passed, the time has come for your to profess your love to your waifu
>Suddenly Friend B, 2nd best girl, confesses to you
>There is no guarantee that your waifu will return your feelings
>Once you turn down Friend B, there’s no turning back
Accept y/n?

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rollo

3ko

Wetsuit-chan is good too

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Pls be the blue haired hottie

roll

witnessed

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A-user, I'm trying my best...

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>What the fuck does that note say? You know I can't read English.

Roll

Why not? If waifu turns out to love me, I can always dump her friend.

wub

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I thought she was annoying as fuck in S1 and S2. After seeing the movie, the dumb autist has finally grown on me.

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>(Red) Riko got Honmei Choco
>(Blue) You got Giri (Obligatory) Choco
KEK. You is C*ck.

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no really, who are these for?

Kanan. A Mikan is fine too

3ko? Oh well.

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Congratulations! You get absolutely nothing!

You! You!!

7 for Zura

666 summons Yohane's mom, the OG fallen angel .

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give me a number

Sounds good.

YES!!

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Look at this cute dork!

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Never saw this shit, If i roll a cute one I might watch it

You got this girl. What are you gonna do?

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does she come with Wooby?

rolling

D-domo

3... 2... 1... ROLL!

Dubs gets Saint Snow.

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Cmonn

I wake up.

why is chika so perfect?

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>real leader
>empathetic
>lewd
>isn't a JAVslut

Beautiful crimson eyes
Perfectly proportioned
Her hairstyle is a pleb filter
She’s voiced by Anju Inami

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She's the cutest

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>She’s voiced by Anju Inami
literally the best

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God I find Japans idol obsession weird.

Where do you think you are?

based

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Sorry, but I already have a shiny idol that i'm in love with

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Roll pigee

roll

where did they scout her from? she was born to be LL leader

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Nico lets men cum inside her regularly.

Rolling.
Last 2 digits are OTP.

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Rolling

>Idolized Muse from afar
>Becomes an idol and leader herself
Born to play her role.

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back then she couldn't even imagine that under her leadership they would surpass moose

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You and Hanamaru? Okay.

The Aqours seiyuu are so cute. God I wish I were Japanese

I was sure I was on Yea Forums,

>Say thanks
>Try one right then and there cause the sun is setting and I'm probably hungry
>Say I like them regardless of the taste

>how do you respond?
Kabedon

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Dia please

Yeah

I don't, because I'm not a female, nor from the same school she is.

god their body shapes look so hot here.

S-sure!

fuck chika

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First accept it, bow and say "I'm very grateful for this and I'll gladly accept your feelings" then proceed to taste one and tell her is delicious just for me to later find out she used love nectar and aphrodisiacs in it.

>ok
>*take them from her*
>thank you
now wat

please kill yourself

gladly