Sword art online alicization

Alice is the only SAO character that ranked again as usual

Forgot picture

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The previous month

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imagine spending whole budget on a character that appears in like 6 episodes

Alice a cute, CUTE!

It is more surprising how SAO is not rated higher considering we've entered into overdrive. At least it seems the BD sales are ok.

remember anons, with daylight savings the new ep is in 2 hours, not 1

Alice is the only saving grace of this trainwreck, fuck quinella

Why does Reki write such good friendships and them axe them?

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>twitter.com/dengekionline/status/1086195336039677952
>Reki Kawahara says he wants to write yuri but keeps screwing it up. The closest he's ever gotten is the Mother's Rosario arc in SAO, but it wasn't a full on love story. One day he wants to write a romantic story between girls.
He's also a fan of Yagate Kimi ni Naru.

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Would like to see what a Yuri series would be like written by him

why not? should be interesting

because the deeper the friendship, the more heartrending the emotional pain for the characters and readers is when it's severed, and the more significant and memorable the story and relationship become

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That part in novels broke me up ...how will the anime handle those inner monologues? I really hope they don't skip them for the sake of shoehorn harem girls non sensical scenes

remove core protection

this isn't sao infinity moment
we'll be fine

Can't wait for the second half of Alicization

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we just want those sugu's sugus back to old size..

I just want Asuna, Shinon, Sugu, Liz, Ai to be back

I don't want any of the girls back, I just want old bro moments back ;_;

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You forget that japs are Fatefags more than anything, user.

Does this get more interesting at all?
Maybe mnore lolis?

No, it's just the same high-quality battle after high-quality battle each week. Pretty boring stuff, I'd rather just go watch Slime where PLOT happens.

this is not shield hero, bro

FUUUUCK

Goddess Asuna descent is the most hype scene of Alicization

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Because Reki doesn't want us to be happy.

I didn't know Kirito likes to post on Yea Forums

just say 'forgot pic' and leave the old reply there

Fuck my heart

6 days left for submissions
we'll be doing an Yea Forums sings of Forget-me-not (ED2).
If you'd like to submit a part ,send it to: [email protected] or reply to this post with a link to it.

Your submission should be timed with the original and should only be your voice, any overlapping bits or harmony should be in a separate file.We will be doing the TV size.

If you don't want to sing but would still like to contribute, you can record yourself saying something or reply to this post with pictures that sum up these threads to go in the video
The deadline is the 21st of March and will be posted on the 23rd.

Lyrics:docs.google.com/document/d/1WlsvFG5Fn-11OGO8leit4-IMyKYfmCZ9g8UHEDerBIg/edit?usp=sharing
Song:files.catbox.moe/0uosmc.webm

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He seems like the kind who would. He'd probably be a filthy Yea Forumsedditor though.

Battles with arbitrary rules and twists that are made up as it goes are not interesting.

5 mins

get in here niggas

i came here to post this

and there is 5 minutes left for my break in work ends...enjoy the episode bros I won't be here because responsibilities ;_;

I'm a ningen. Does that count?

starting soon!

starting
time to die

What got deleted?

Fucking clown.

I like Chucklefuck's theme, it reminds me of that song Yuna sings over Kirito Vs Eji

Accurate representation of Quinellafags

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START!!
Remember to Remove Core Protection everyone!

OP

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Inferno Jack!

kill it with fire

OST is lit

Wait, the clown isn't inside the fire giant?

I HEAR IT IT'S FUCKING SWORDLAND BROTHERS

BLACKWYRM BAYBEE

Swordland sakuga

INCARNATION

W-Wait this isn't supposed to happen yet right?

well that was anticlimactic

That's it?

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Absolute delicious soft body, and a great voice to go with it.

Please, doujins.

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Creepy floating head

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Beata Maria

ahahahahahaah. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
AAAAAHAHAHHAAAAAAAHHAAAA
FUUUUCK SWORD GOLEM THIS EPISODE

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this is good

tfw havent scored

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fuckin', goku power pole up in this bitch

The Vorpal Strike scene should be longer.

>FUUUUCK SWORD GOLEM THIS EPISODE
Would have never ever guessed that, it's not like it's in the title or something

VORPAL STRIKE

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Clowns eat shit.

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BASED KIRITO SAMA KILLED QUINELLA FAGS

goory

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Gonna need a stitch of that look of disdain.

It means it'll happen during not at the end

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perfection

wow that quinella disgust face was great

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>boya

what does that look mean?

It's like she's looking at walking garbage

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DIAMONDS, every time

Yes

yes, this one. thank you

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Survive the sword land is such a beautiful track

this and hifumi's are my favorite versions of this

ANGRY QUINELLA

>Hair covers crotch too
Whew

Oh shit oh shit

Someone make an Edit!

oh no no no sword golem vibes

RELEASE RECOLLECTION

HERE WE GO

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OHHH SHITT

transform and rollout

I just want to take a moment to point out that these are some weird looking sidemouths.

this is my thot

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so how is the sakuga for sword golem?

sword golem

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I'm not even mad about the CG it looks pretty decent

MEGATRON!

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RIP Alice.

Oh no I've been impaled

OH NO NO NO

fucking wew

thanks stitch user

There goes Kirito. Better save the day, Eugeo.

OHHH NOOOOOO

its time, everyone

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This is going really quickly, it could actually end next week

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Charlotte....

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thank goodness, looks like she was revived

>that click and drag floating animation

F

Press F bros

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ohh no

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we wont see her die till next episode, don't despair just yet

RIP CHARLOTTE

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>Vorpal Strike scene got rushed.
>Golem look cool. Maybe this fight will great.
>They got one-shot and trash talking after.
Damn.

I like this new Ost

ED

2 more episodes after this still user.

So next week is Eugeo turning into a naked weapon?

WTF man that's the whole episode?

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Do we have confirmation on that?I know we had the recap, but that doesn't guarantee a total of 25 episodes

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So we might have 3 episodes left or a 1 hour long conclusion?

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Where did you get that from we either have 1 episode or 2 left.

translate it, weebs

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>admin just let them talking with each other completely ignoring her

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>administrator
Welp. Cardinal's about to die.

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Administrator.

Are you supposed to take notice of children talking to each other?

ahe

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this isnt some HISHE tier bullshit, quinella being a literal god and not comprehending any way she can lose makes her willing to indulge in letting them talk and waffle about because she's certain it makes no difference

From the ED

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Goddammit user

someone webm the sword golem assembly and unfolding
that shit was sick and unless my eyes deceived me not all of it was cgi

Why does Kirito get so much shit in Alicization?
>Someone tries to kill you and your bitch fiance doesn't give you her umbrella so you can dual wield
>Die
>Become a vegetable
>Get stuck in some fucking game and no one tells you what's happening
>Consider killing yourself a viable option of leaving at one point
>Meet this wood cutting fucker
>Find out you feel real pain mid fight
>Nearly die trying to save wood cutting fucker
>Have to be kept alive by loli ghost
>Go to sword school
>it's been 2 years and you still don't have a clue what the fuck is happening
>Tweedle dee and tweedle dum destroy MUH FLOWERS
>Stop some bitches from being raped and get repremanded
>Have to climb a fucking tower
>Get BTFO of the tower and have to climb it with some bitch
>Turns out wood cutting fucker put hoes before bros and you have to fight him
>Shit happens and he is now having about half as much fun as he was a moment ago
>Finally talk to the outside
>"Oh hey Kazuto yeah we're having a situation at the moment you might become double braindead in a minuet sorry"
>Becomes double braindead
>Have to get carted about by some knight bitch
>Swords are my only friends now.jpg
>Some fucking brats knock your wheelchair over
>Can't even dual weild on these fuckers
>Fucking trip to skeggie with Heathcliff would be better than this
>Want to save the village but can only fucking shake like a phone on silent until knight bitch moves her ass
>In the back of a wagon for a bit
>Fiance enters game as a sexy goddess
>Can't even fuck her
>Doesn't even know who she is
>Defeat the enemy but have to wait hundreds of years to be let out of the game

why does she have to die lads

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So the reunion in the gameverse would be even more impactful

AAAAAAA

Lewd

I know how you feel

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reminder that the sea turtle is experiencing a navy seal bang+clear as all this is going on
they're really going to do the intercom gunfire and 'whose voice is that' midseason cliffhanger...

>tfw more sad about her death than the cuckboy eugeo

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I hope you're right

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Lame

alice and eugeo in the gameverse are literal time travel red herrings, how would this work?

She’s coming back in Unital Ring.

>glados is the voice of pacrim robot AI
>EDI is the voice of the grid
>quinella is the voice of the UR system
I love this trope

>arbitrary
Well-established mechanics and functions is not what arbitrary means, user!
>made up as it goes
I don't think television is a good hobby for you. Consider coloring or something.

They'll be playing a brand new ED for next week or for the last episode of this half of Alicization.

Ketchup and mustard

Source?

I never thought I'd feel so bad for a spider.

I'm so gonna miss the quinellaposting after this month.

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Mickey or riot

Goddamn it user

so the v2 bluray is out
any censorship changes with regard to the gob fight?

I need to know how true this is.

So she looks like a SMT boss here

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You mean where nothing happens and never will.

subs out yet?

Half past

Is there something stopping us from Quinellaposting after this month?

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Mid season break and her dying

He died as he lived: as a joke.

This ep felt like they were skimming through stuff real fast just to get to Quinella fighting. Plus, for some reason it felt like a budget saving ep with how much talking their was throughout the ep while staying in one place.

Something's off with this shot but I can't pinpoint exactly what it is.

Was there any sakuga at all?

the part where sword gollem assemble

Good. More time for the real suffering then.

Good. I want to watch Quinella being forcefully penetrated as soon as possible.

It's been like the rest of the season then. Most of the budget goes towards Quinella while the rest of the scenes have their corners cut.

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WOW

God she's hot.

Even the Quinella scenes this ep could of had been better.

This is what happens when the animation director has the hots for a girl.

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Where the fuck are the subs?

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Because being a smug sociopath overpowers the plot armor she gets from being the canonical hottest girl.

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>Checked CR
>It seems to be hardsubbed for some reason
Soon (tm).

What is the twitter name for where you got the pic from?

For fuck's sake they had one fucking job.

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How much Quinella ryona will we get in the next two weeks?

this is such a great reaction face

source, user?

Errai raws out

Angry Quinella made my dick turn into a black hole.

How is making sword golems going to stop the underworld from being erased? Speedwatcher here.

kek

I want to worship Quinella is something wrong with me.

When the war between the Human Kingdom and the Dark Kingdoms start, the Sword Golems are basically a superweapon. There's very little that can stop them when they're deployed en masse.

Quinella's plan is to send dozens of Sword Golems (made from half the population) and her Integrity Knights to wipe out the enemy forces.

>Commands a dick into existence on her
>Commands Kirito into a girl
>Suck this Kirito chan

sword golems to fight the dark territory armies alongside integrity knights during the final load testing phase of underworld
no choice on her end because she was obsessed with consolidating power so she refused to raise a standard human army
the swords are made of people, by the way
so it would only ever end with quinella being the one survivor. she cares about nothing else.

No

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Sword Golems are for when the Dark Territory attacks the Empire. Sword Golems are a considered to be a fate worst than death, but considering how screwed the Human Empire was in canon, they do kinda make sense. Then again, if Quinella hadn't hobnailed everyone with her "no leveling" commandments, Sword Golems probably would have been less necessary.

I know that much but Kirito was implying that Rand might just delete everything. Quinella then said she had some "art" to prevent that, was that the sword golem? The world going to complete shit would probably be grounds to start over.

No, she's talking about escaping to the real world.

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She's going to upload herself to the real world. RATH has a mole.

In all honesty, Gabriel would kill her easily. Vector is utterly immune to his attacks, and his GGO account is even more powerful due to his sheer nihilism.

>spoiler
Oh wow now I finally see how Kirito fucked up everything.

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Not really. Her plan would have killed everyone except herself.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Cardinal's master plan would have killed everyone too though.

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It's a bad thing, because if the Underworld survives, EVERYONE GETS A VIRTUAL WAIFU.

There's literally a brief aside where a PC (during the Underworld War) meets a lovely young healer, and their conversation is something like "Wow, this war sucks, glad you're here. I'm DTF later."

I am not complaining at ALL, but why DOES she keep those things on her feet anyway?

I'm not sure if I want to watch the episode. I don't want to say goodbye yet.

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They are cute

I know that. But why would she do that?

Because they are cute? She's got that angelic look down.

Eyes for eyes, naked for naked

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perfect

That is one hell of a location for a first time.

If you think about it, she doesn't actually have much sex. This is because pregnancy happens 100% of time after sex in the Underworld.

kinda does sound like a raidboss mechanic

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I'm sure that even so she would be able to abort everytime.

>Tfw you draw Admin's Agro

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thank god that ugly fuck kicked the bucket

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Wow, that's actually the darkest statement I've heard tonight.

>people complaining about her coming back and saving the day
Can't wait to see their reactions next week.

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The Integrity Knights really aren't shit, are they? Kirito and Eugeo blew through a half-dozen of them. It's actually a little disappointing that Kirito did most of the fighting, Eugeo's contributions were limited to freezing people.

If she comes back does Eugeo come back too?

its this good now? i stopped watching at like ep 3 to let the good shit accumulate

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subs out

subbers finally done nutting?

It's cute how she gets pissed off from being called Ms. Quinella.

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The IKs are really strong, but Kirito and Eugeo are prodigies, much like Alice, the only one that would wipe the floor agaisnt any of those three is BercouliMaybe Scheta too but she was asleep., but he didn't even try against Eugeo.
Just wait for the second part of Alicization, there you're gonna see what the IKs are really made of, together with autism to the max.

Oh no

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Why, though?

That's why Eugeo is already an IK in the games, and a pretty powerful one even if Alice is always giving him shit.

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Is CHADcouli still alive?

Reminder of being human.

Why does he even like this bitch? He should just spend eternity in Quinella's embrace.

I don't know. He's powerful and he can have any girl he wants (probably even the Admin), but he goes for the one who friendzones him.

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It's ok, he ends up being a main member of gameverse Kirito's harem.

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Didn't you catch the part where she tells them not to bring up her past self because that self is dead?

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He really should just fuck Tiese. I mean, that girl wants it, and she wants it bad. (It's implied she hooks up with the wussiest Integrity Knight of the lot, if I read it correctly.)

Oh. heyyy guys I forgot to tell you. You're all a simulation and nothing here is real. Huh. Awkward.

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can some1 screenshot the frames before this, cant find the raws

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>Acts like a mom
That's actually pretty cute.

>but he goes for the one who friendzones him

It's always the ones you can't have.

a pretty critical flaw for an ultimate move

>Top 10 pranks that went way too far

I can. Every moment focusing on the other characters has just been a drag.

where did you find those animator sketches

Will Asuna finally save us from this bore fest?

proportions kinda make her look malnourished in that shot. the arms are super thin, the torso just seems to be rectangular and so on.

Which one?

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『STAR MAN』

cutegeo every time

You shouldn't.
They're liars. They claim to be getting the bugs in your house but all they do is gunk up your house with webs.
Burn all spiders

Ms. Quinella.

So...are his eyes green or blue?

Twitter you double dummy

The Gameverse got it right when they made IK Eugeo his default look rather than just showing it off for 10 minutes and never having it seen again.

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They're missing the gun loli and the sadist.

Fucking green

They're part of a different series

>wings
>halo
truly a goddess

>my nigga shield hero
noice

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Not in that pic they're not. Not in several others either.

So what's the next step of Quinella's master plan after she made it IRL?

A slutty goddess.

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If she gets her morality back, contemplate suicide. If she transfers as is, try to take over the world.

Quinella and Cardinal

So are several other characters on that sheet, for all practical purposes. They were in, what, one episode?

Crashing UW's server with no survivors

My fucking dick. I fucking loved this.

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>try to take over the world.
She wouldn't last 10 minutes against Japanese IRL autism.

Who are you talking about?All the characters on that are from mainline SAO

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isn't this all in a video game? why are people having this much trouble in a video game

The same reason you're an ignorant fuckwit trying to talk about something you know nothing about and aren't even watching.

It's a simulation not a game

i just looked up the synposis and it's still stupid. Why is this dude still going into virtual worlds where shit goes wrong

I don't know. How about you watch the series or read the novels instead of keeping being and ignorant idiot?

Oh no! The final level boss has finally confronted Kirito kun, how will he win?

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The same reason you're having trouble in real life.

Because he's brain dead and can only exist there?

>Quinella will never look at you like that
why even live?

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Im bit surprised how fast he died.

too bad they could not use 1 fucking minute to explain this to the audience

in theory their Minds (FL) do are real

in theory you are ESL

>special move leaves his body completely defenseless
he was kinda asking for it

he had already helped some people before he was brainded

there was some deeper meaning to it?

I fucking need help. Help me Yea Forums

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>*dancing mad plays*
I'm having Kefka flashbacks from this.

im not real, fuck you

>epic build up with Kaijura music
>then just 1 hit exchange
>follow up by 10min talking
Pretty much every fight in this arc.
Chucklefuck fight was a prime example of this.

F for this spider ;_;

everything looks fine to me

not being asspullish and something near the end of the whole Alicization arc

F

why is megumin fighting aqua again?

also, i thought darkness was way tougher.

N-Nani

I thought with the sword golem it worked well enough. The golem just trashing everyone in a single hit made it believable that Quinella's plan to use him to fight of the dark territory was actually reasonable.

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>finally good art
MY. FUCKING. DICKKKKKKKK REMOVE CORE PROTECTION

I want Quinella in Aincrad
Underworld is boring reeee
Imagine if after dying Quinella gets isekai'ed to day 1 of Aincrad
Just imagine her meeting day 1 Kirito

Skyus Kingus

It's the Matrix, with real human minds/souls.

Holy fucking kino

>she keeps the feet thing on while naked
Not a feetfag, but as a clothed sex/lingerie fag I am literally in heaven.

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Assuna has nothing on her.

>tfw you will never join Quinella's Aincrad Mommy Guild
Why even live?

I don't care if you think SAO is shit or not but godDAMN was this shot perfect, music and all.

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>A1 literally pours all their budget not only on her naked body, but making her seem beautiful and innocent and cute and not-evil
System Call

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>pregnancy happens 100% of time after sex
I've been seeing this claim around, but is there any source for this? If this was true then Raios and Humbert would have knocked up Tiese and Ronye, and I kinda doubt they'd be allowed to NOT take care of the resulting kids.

>she sees your D

That theme is pretty fucking dope.

su root
rm -rf /usr/sbin/quinella

The Eugeo scene in the next episode may very well happen right at the half of it's runtime.

STOP
SAYING
HALF
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BTW giving you a (You) because I enjoy seeing this as pasta every time.

You fucking know very well what you're doing

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A laughing smile to die for

So where are all the Quinellabucks gonna go during the second cour?

I enjoy it as well, and actually not looking the spoiler.

You motherfucker

Waif for her to show up in the "I'm doing this for you guys" montage before Kirito fucks shit up

>Assuna has nothing on her.
She's real.
.. in universe.

>syncing up with the goddess' wings as if she doesn't give a fuck what her creators want
kino

Pure perfection.
checked

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Did they actually rape them in the LN?

I'm in the same boat, it's probably annoying for anons who've already looked at the spoiler but I like seeing whats new every week

quinella on a wheatfield

Do you think it'll be one long episode or split into two?

Drawing a blank. Who is this?

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That cutie is dancing mad.

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Young Quinella

Loli Quinella you dum dum.

Not in the LN, but they did in the Web Novel version. Far as I know, they weren't knocked up in the WN, so it's probably not a 100% chance.

Ah, shit, I forgot.

>Drawing a blank.
Stop posting, Quinella.

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I don't think it would all fit into one epsisode without CUTTING some of the content

>panties
dropped
please tell me there's an explicit version that's more accurate

I forgot about this fucking spider

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Dude, are you blind

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I swear I have seen this twist in JRPGs too many times.

It isn't a 100% chance. In fact I'm fairly sure it's a 0% chance if you aren't married to the person you have sex with. Pregnancy rate is one of those variables controlled by the system. If it thinks the human population in an area needs to increase, the pregnancy rate, and the number of twins goes up.

phoneposter and I don't use 4chanx or whatever
it's a pixiv file name so I'll answer my own question

This. Emotional impact ruined. Couldn't even remember why the voice was not Tange Sakura until shorty came out and said spider was Charlotte. Oops.
>it's a pixiv file name
Yeah that's why it's in the screencap, genius.

Yeah, I was thinking there should be variables controlling that, and now that you mentioned it, Volume 10 did have narration (by Charlotte) about the population control systems.

God damn Quinella is so hot. Cardinal is just jealous she’s no where near as attractive.

When will chestlet womanlets ever learn?

Asuna as goddess when?

At least 10 or so more episodes.

>shortstack perflat
there's an appeal to that type too you know

Is it me or did Quinella seem irredeemably evil in this episode?

Yeah, for people with shit taste.

You're just figuring this out NOW?
She's been irredeemable for 200 years.

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t. Cardinal

How long is the season anyway?

No, she's still hot so she can't be evil.

Like in the previous episodes she just seemed like a rapist cake but here she's absolutely sinister.

bitch

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A couple more episodes then a break then 2 more cours

Is Philia in the HR manga or no?

He doesn't

And yet, Kawahara will still forgive her the same way he did Kayaba.

NEW YURI SERIES WHEN KAWAHARA

Both Kiritos

Kayabawank is on a whole different level though, there's no comparison.

Kawahara probably had an erection lasting longer than 4 hours writing her scenes.

last time i posted that pic, someone asked me that, and i told them i'd check it.
turns out i totally forgot, so i guess i'll go check it now.

Why was Chudelkin spinning on his head for the fight? Did it boost his fire genie?

I'm glad at least that I'm not the only one who noticed it. That was like one of the most irritating things of the first cour.

It's all the giggling she does watching the heroes die. Her sadism and selfishness are on full display here. Best is yet to come though

>“—What a lovely face.”
>The voice caressed my nape like an ice-cold blade as I lay fallen. Administrator’s bare feet stepped across the marble floor as I sensed her presence gracefully drawing closer.
>“Is it thanks to the display of emotions being different for humans of the other side, after all, I wonder? I wish I could keep that weeping face of yours as an ornament for all of eternity.”
>Melodious stifled laughter.
>“Though I prefer my machinations to this sort of foreplay, fighting directly does have a certain lovely charm to it. There's nothing more intimate than to cross blades, enter your opponent, hold him close as you look in his eyes, and feel his suffering directly. Such an exhilarating occasion is rare for me, boy, so could we dance for a little longer before the climax? Let me enjoy hacking your limbs off from their ends.”

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>Let me enjoy hacking your limbs off from their ends.
This is extremely ironic, in the real sense of the word.

Saikoshizai-sama I want fucky...

You forgot Klein.

>That was like one of the most irritating things of the first cour
Boy, you're gonna get an aneurysm in S2.
Kayabawank has been a thing through the entire series. Fucker literally got away with everything, got his dream made into reality and everyone sucks his dick for it.
I wish we more of people who utterly fucking abhor and despite Kayaba for his actions who didn't come out as good as Kirito and Asuna did from SAO. It sure must be easy to suck his dick if you end up like those two.

Well she did learn the golden rule of SAO: don't fuck with Kirito.

checked.
she is, just not very heavily featured thusfar, i'm only into chapter 2
she is very cute in the mangaka's style

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He'll make Only In Your Eyes as a Yuri series

Everyone does.

Why doesn't someone just give her the COCK?

Kirito, Kiriko, Eugeo and S32

Kirito gives it to her in the form of a sword.

Absolutely stunning as always.

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I've seen the whole series. I know it only continues. It's just that in the second cour it was not the most annoying thing. But yeah, I saw Kirito get all buddy-buddy with him and I thought, "Are you a fucking sociopath?" The guy is responsible for the death of thousands of people. Is it like how Yea Forums would probably react if that incident actually happened, that, "Oh it was their fault for not gitting good, lol."? Like, I cannot parse what went through Kirito's or Kawahara's head during that scene. Is it like the NZ shooter, where the world is just a game and life is just a toy for the amusement of whoever gets hold of it?

Extremely ironic:

>“Damn youuuuuuu!!” Having lost both arms, Administrator’s eyes flared up with pain and iridescent flames. But my second sword was already in motion, the dual blades Vorpal Strike, straight towards the Administrator's bloodied perfect skin—

>And penetrated deep into the Administrator.

>I felt absurdly rigid and tangible resistance as her blood flowed down and soaked my palms. A sensation so vivid it wiped my mind of the pain from where her rapier pierced me. I was painfully conscious of the sword tip tearing into Administrator’s smooth skin, hilt disappearing between her bountiful breasts, breaking her sternum, and blowing her heart within away—of taking a human’s life, in other words. But there wasn’t a shred of hesitation in this one strike. Wavering here would definitely be unforgivable for the future Cardinal had entrusted to us. Administrator whimpered, coughing up blood and then slumped against me, her head resting on my shoulder.

>The Red Rose Sword, stabbed through the middle of the highest minister’s chest, let out an intense brilliance that easily surpassed the light effects of sword skills. The blade regenerated from the resources of Eugeo’s blood shone dazzlingly, like a fragment from a star— In the next moment, the resources all burst; that was to say, an enormous explosion occurred. Administrator’s head jerked up, her two eyes opening to their limits and a scream escaped her lips.

>Slender lines of light poured out from all over the world’s most beautiful bare body, spreading out in a radial pattern. And an explosion of pure energy swallowed all as it swelled out.

>Blown away like discarded cotton, I crashed into the south glass window. I felt blood gushing out from the wound on my right shoulder the moment I bounced off and slammed onto the floor.

BLOOD ROSE SWORD IN TWO EPISODES

I find Chudelkin to be extremely cute, nudes when?

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It's kinda funny how every villain in SAO seems to be a cautionary tale of indulging too much into escaping reality, and yet the very first one, Kayaba, was the embodiment of this, yet was fucking rewarded for it.

There's a difference between being truly affected by the incident and being someone seeing from the outside, which is why Kirito and Asuna sucking Kayaba's cock feels really off. Your comparisons fall short for that reason, opinion of outsiders matter shit in such matters.

Does this look like the face of evil to you?

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I'm half-expecting him to appear in at least one doujin as the ugly fat bastard.

If you want to see Yea Forums full force, wait until next cour when they invade the UW and do unspeakable things to the population. Let's just say that baby rape and cannibalism is the least fucked up things they do.

Gooks and Bugmen aren't people so that's to be expected.

She gets one fourth of the way with Kirito though.

speaking of, when is the next chapter of the alicization manga?

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t. Hiroshima Nagasaki

Nah, they're definitely Yea Forumstards.

Why asuna it's so fucking boring?

They skipped Zakkaria too

You're really naive if you think gooks and bugmen can even compare to the worst of Yea Forums. Specially Neo-Nu-Yea Forums that is full of normalfags and redditors and Twitter screencaps. Well, not like Yea Forums is not any better at this point too honestly.

He watched people die right in front of him. People who would probably be alive if not for Kayaba. Good friends of his, even. That's what made the whole, "Friendly chat with Shoko Asahara" thing feel disturbingly inexplicable.

Because Asuna is the most basic bitch in all of anime to the point she makes vanilla ice cream seem exotic.

>homo denied
GODDAMMIT

Yea Forums is unironically worse than Yea Forums at this point, just let it burn

Even Selka is more interesting than Asuna.
Yea Forums is normalfag tier can't be saved

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They're already at the academy?

We at least make an effort to keep up the fight. Yea Forums has succumbed to the dark side long ago.

Yes

>We at least make an effort to keep up the fight.
With all these people unironically calling people incel and blogging about their gf and calling out people for "gatekeeping" and being elitist and what-not going around now? Hell no, that used to be a thing of the past. Yea Forums has been lost too.

When Asuna is not being a Mary Sue or a controlling girlfriend, she is being a doormat.

>lolice will never return
hold me boys

That's because those people are the evil we're fighting against. If we made the rules around here, we would have made using those words a bannable offense.

>>twitter.com/dengekionline/status/1086195336039677952
>>Reki Kawahara says he wants to write yuri but keeps screwing it up. The closest he's ever gotten is the Mother's Rosario arc in SAO, but it wasn't a full on love story. One day he wants to write a romantic story between girls.
>He's also a fan of Yagate Kimi ni Naru.

He could write an entire screenplay for an original anime. Aniplex wouldn't mind

I disagree with being a doormat since she's a psycho

>If we made the rules around here, we would have made using those words a bannable offense.
Man i miss old times even ip range bans and public bans, What a great times.

You'll see her one more time don't worry

And it's a losing battle because the new mods are of that kind of people and Hiro doesn't give a shit about the quality of the site as long as more and more people keep coming in and he can keep shoving in more malware to squeeze everything he can out of the site.

Quinella should replace Asuna.

He knows there are limits to what the anime community is willing to be subjected to, before they march on over to his house, flay him alive, and parade his corpse on a stick through the streets of Akihabara.

He'll make Yaoi on Ice

Honestly would be cool if asuna just fucking dies.

Fuck yeah

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Filthy anime only here, why does Kirito has his aincrad coat all of the sudden?

>evil psychopath megabitch should replace basic bitch

Quinella is just a purple Asuna

QUICKLY THIS user NEEDS TO GO TO JAPAN

Incarnation

The STL reads his memories and in that instance he raged so hard they overrode UW's server processes which literally "reincarnated" KURO NO KENSHIN complete with Swordland.

It's actually a slightly different coat. You can compare them in the mobile game.

That shit-eating grin is absolutely timeless.

Dude you don't play videogames or what? he used his ULTI that's why.

>The STL reads his memories and in that instance he raged so hard they overrode UW's server processes which literally "reincarnated"
whut

Next time try putting some points into INT instead of dumping them all into AGI

That sounds fucking cool, way better than Yui's bullshit in OS.
Speaking of which, this season is better thanks to her absence.

>int
>not in based vit and str
njoy your stuns

mangaka sure is a fan of glossing up the girls interactions
i wonder if theyve illustrated any actual yuri series

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Think of it as this

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>cardinal
>spider
>some power up just to look cool once again
>not bullshit

It's closer to fullbring

>Weaponized autism
>Not cool

At least we knew cardinal was fucking OP.

Better than just "HACKING THE MAINFRAME" to solve any problem.

>be OP
>do muffin for 200 years until Kirito
>gib two daggers, YOU MUST STAB IT ON HER and I somehow can only make 2
>nah stab it on floor anyway now I can come in and be all OP and shit

>blows away sword golem with one shot
absolute stacy

Quinella dakimakura when?

Someone edit a dick.

Sure, why not. Like anyone will remember Asuna (Kirito certainly won't)

Not soon enough

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Make Quinella Asuna's sister.

There were a lot of kino shots this episode. Alice and Kirito instajobbing to the Sword Golem was kinda surprising.

I really hope they it's only a 1 cour break

>yawns
>opens her eyes
>sees your dick
what does she do next?

>3 month break
Wait isn't that how much time passes canonically?

Dark

Canonically, only about 3 minutes pass.

No. It'll be in September

Laugh

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Based realpilled

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Eugeo Dead
Cardinal Dead
Quinella Dead
Kirito Comatose
Not really. Will probably binge watch when all of its come out.

They already announce it?

I thought it was 6 months

Why does Quinella get such a gruesome death?

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She was about to rape him at the end of the last episode.

this manga has some great lizfag content
translation never

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Holy hell what an intensely hype ep

Oh yeah back to this scene. You know he kinda looks like the demons in Seven Deadly Sins too.

Oh man i cant wait for this 3 way tag team fight. The gang is back together!

Alice with that magic tree sword, wew boy!

SWORDLAND!!? OH ITS GO TIME!

SWORD ART ONLINE OUTFIT!? OH FUCK! VORPAL STRIKE! HE USED A SAO SWORD SKILL!

Admin knows hes a human. The cats out of the bag. I wonder how the gang will take this.

Admin will destroy her own world. Yeah shes running it into the ground.

Damn Alice with the feels. People would have gladly supported her if she didnt force them into this.

Oldman was wary of her 100 years ago too? Damn.

Admin is fucked. She just resets them when ever she wants.

As long as your human you cant be perfect. So true.

Admin is beyond fucked, she just wants to express her authority. Fuck off bitch.

She made a plan to combat the threat already huh?

Turned a bunch of weapons into a puppet knight? ITS BOSS BATTLE TIME!

Alice still has her divine sword it should have the same authority as the golem?

OH HELL NO! DONT STAB BEST PIRATE GIRL!!

HERO DOWN! SHIT! EUGEO IS THE LAST HOPE!

CHARLOTTE IS HERE! THE BEST SPIDER GIRL! NOOOOO!!!!! NOT HER! ANYTHING BUT HER!!

CARDINAL!!! GET REVENGE! REVENGE FOR CHARLOTTE!

NPCs can have real hearts too... damn. Charlotte was a good girl.

ITS TIME TO FUCK THAT BITCH UP!

Woah... What an episode. I had an evil grin on my face when Chudelkin got pierced and I laughed to the sound of Quinella smashing him against the wall, but damn... When Alice got pierced (and not by Eugeo's dagger) I thought it was all over. And then Kirito got rekt as well.

you cringe fucking redditor

>When Alice got pierced (and not by Eugeo's dagger)
This fucking guy.
Thank you reddit-copypasting user.

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is this actually from reddit or is user just pretending to redditpost?

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God she's so fucking tsun in that shot.

I don't know, but I hate it

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These threads are going to be better when admin is dead. I'm sick and tired of quinellafags and their constant virtual masturbation.

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I want to be her skin care cream.

glad to see you're still here

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Fuck off.

i cant believe kirito cucks eugeo

Wait 2 more eps, then watch all at once.

He's not wrong

Why didn't Cardinal fix Alice's eye?

All SAO threads henceforth for the rest of time shall have AT LEAST ONE Quinellapost, our goddess deserves nothing less.

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>still no news on the new game
I just want more Philia...

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Holy hell what an intensely hype ep

Oh yeah back to this scene. You know he kinda looks like the demons in Seven Deadly Sins too.

Oh man i cant wait for this 3 way tag team fight. The gang is back together!

Alice with that magic tree sword, wew boy!

SWORDLAND!!? OH ITS GO TIME!

SWORD ART ONLINE OUTFIT!? OH FUCK! VORPAL STRIKE! HE USED A SAO SWORD SKILL!

Admin knows hes a human. The cats out of the bag. I wonder how the gang will take this.

Admin will destroy her own world. Yeah shes running it into the ground.

Damn Alice with the feels. People would have gladly supported her if she didnt force them into this.

Oldman was wary of her 100 years ago too? Damn.

Admin is fucked. She just resets them when ever she wants.

As long as your human you cant be perfect. So true.

Admin is beyond fucked, she just wants to express her authority. Fuck off cunt. Worst girl ever, am I right?

She made a plan to combat the threat already huh?

Turned a bunch of weapons into a puppet knight? ITS BOSS BATTLE TIME!

Alice still has her divine sword it should have the same authority as the golem?

OH HELL NO! DONT STAB BEST PIRATE GIRL!!

HERO DOWN! SHIT! EUGEO IS THE LAST HOPE!

CHARLOTTE IS HERE! THE BEST SPIDER GIRL! NOOOOO!!!!! NOT HER! ANYTHING BUT HER!!

CARDINAL!!! GET REVENGE! REVENGE FOR CHARLOTTE!

NPCs can have real hearts too... damn. Charlotte was a good girl.

ITS TIME TO FUCK THAT BITCH UP! C'MON KIRITO, SLICE HER IN TWO AND THEN STAB HER THROUGH THE FACE!!!

Because she deserves it. Literally the most evil monster in SAO.

Kirito was constantly thinking about his kuro no kenshi persona and about how he didn't want to take that role again throughout all Alicization.Of course all of this is cut from the adaptation.

Overall, very good episode. Can't wait to see what happens next! Loving Quinella, she is the biggest scumbag, worst girl of the season, and the reason why we need abortions, but that's why I love hating her.

Do you think they ever watched FLs fuck eachother?

How can she be so evil if her citizens arent suffering all the time?

Quinella = Malty = worst girl

>virtual

>implying they aren't

Administrator is way, way worse than Malty. Not even in the same league.

Everyone on Reddit calls Quinella Adminbitch. Why don't I see that term used here?

Because it's rude?

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Because we love and worship her here, unlike the denizens of plebbit

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yes

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Because they hate women and can't handle girls being in positions of authority.

Because this is 4channel.

If we're being honest here, we wouldn't like Quinella as much if she wasn't a bitch.

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this is the fate we have chosen for ourselves, user
all we can do is wait

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They're all major Asunafags. Ironiocally, they tend to be more otaku in taste than us, as their favorites almost always line up with the Japs. They do not like villain girls at all, for instance, but love demure heroine types.

Asunafags are the worst in all of anime. Imagine liking a basic bitch with zero personality just because the author writes her as the heroine.

It's true

He does it for every episode of every show he watches, I think.

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She's literally Quinella lite.

this is objective truth

Redditors usually do as they're told and let others make up their minds. It's why all the opinions on their hobby boards are always so mainstream. You don't get any creative critiques or analyses, just whatever the big name critics or youtubers throw up. The worst part is is that they act like this is their own ingenious conclusion that they arrived to rather than just a regurgitation.

Because there is still a tiny glimmer of hope for this place.

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System Call
sudo adduser Quinella sudo

Hah? You realise Quinella is basically a radicalized Asuna, right?

Even accepting this, by definition, a "radicalized" Asuna wouldn't be a basic bitch. Which is the whole problem people have with her in the first place.

So we should see Cardinal's death, Kirito cutting off one of Quinella's arms, then Eugeo's death next episode, right?

How is that any better than what most user's do, which is project a contrary opinion on """principle""?

I would never describe Quinella in such a manner!

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It's not, but at least hopefully, if people are arguing in good faith, the better idea or opinion will win out in the end. Alternatively, you'll see all the pros and cons, and decide which outweighs the other.

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Their comment voting system encourages this. Users know what's mainstream and gets them upvotes and will willingly suppress their own opinions to get dopamine shots from seeing a number go up. Absolutely pathetic and also the reason why social media is so addictive.

I'd hate her if she wasn't so badass, intelligent, and beautiful.

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I really like all the sound effects with the clanging and reverberations

>the canonically most beautiful woman in the whole franchise is one of its most evil villains
I love this trope!

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The difference being that all opinions are weighted equally on this site. Post something against the "norm" and your post is still there alongside everyone else's.

Fucking based
i love you

I want Quinella to trample on me!

I want Quinela to forcibly feminize me and turn me into her personal assistant and maid!