What is it gonna be, user? You can tell me your worries while you drink

Oral cumshot

>What is it gonna be, user? You can tell me your worries while you drink.
I'm a lolicon and I want to fuck you until one or both of our hips break. I will give you $5 to fuck me and I'm not taking no for an answer.

Cuba Libre

Bombay with bitter lemon. And don't bother me until I get two of them down, not a good day.

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Just a whiskey. Go easy on the ice.

The bartending scenes were so relaxing. I wish they made a whole show about this.

Good choice.

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I want to fuck Hitomi while Anzu and Hina watch

A strawberry sundae

But there is one.

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Just water with some complementary nuts please.

Gimme juice

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Season 2 when?

Never

Europa rises. As does the fire

Hitomi my angel I want to fuck you so hard that it registers as an earthquake

2 whiskey gingers. Both for me. No judgement please.

But she looks like a little girl.

>picking a blend
>not picking Hanyu or Karuizawa
Get on that Jap Whisky game.

White Portuguese

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Oral cumshot? Yeah that fits

That's just like, your opinion man.

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>people in this thread think they can actually handle Hitomi in bed

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No translation.

Dont remind me. Im buying the official releases though. They are pretty bad but vol 2 was better than vol 1 so I have some hopes.

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I don't care for saber from fate/stay night. Does that make me a bad person?

You have good taste, she is boring.

A Vesper Martini.

I fear outliving my parents. They don't rely on me for financial support, but I can't bear to see the emotional pillars of my life succumb to the ravages of age in the most inevitable and painful way. I know it happens to all of us, but it's still agonizing to watch their growing infirmity.

All that I can hope for is that I was a good enough son, but I'm not sure if anyone can truly say that.

give me your girliest drink please.

Midori Junebug please.

mojito, i always want to try that

Margarita.

Jesus, man. Why the fuck would you tell a bartender that?

Bartender took the money, she is the whore for everyone

tfw taking note of all the drinks to try them

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For me, it's the sidecar

absolute madman be careful with the tsunami afterwards

gimme a milkshake
chocolate

I'd like some root beer, please.
I'm home for spring break, and I'm just now realizing how hostile my home life is. Don't get me wrong, I'm used to frequent bants, but literally every damn sentence from these people is snark and dry "wit". I'm beginning to realize that I prefer being at college to coming home for holidays, and I wonder if that says things about me or my family. The exception is my mother, who I take after quite a bit, and I really feel bad for her having to live with my brother and father year-round, I couldn't imagine how draining that must be.

The spirit of adventure opens one's eyes!
If you don't name your poison
I'll have to get the boys in
And you'll never see another Tequila Sunrise!

youtube.com/watch?v=EZ9se8i4ujs

I have never tried alcohol and im 23

Sorry, I don't drink alcohol. Do you have cola?

can u make my peepe feel good

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new chapter when?

Good for you. Stay away from the liquid jew.

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Dry scotch

Four horsemen.
...I don't know what I'm doing with my life...

Hitomi-chan's pee, please.

Tom collins. Shits going OK, not great but OK.

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Let me get a jack and coke.

APPO JOOS

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vodka, apple juice and cranberry juice

My worry is that I can't seem to make friends and ever since my parents died two years ago I have not had any interactions with people besides buying vodka or groceries.

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For an alcoholic, the easiest way to meet people is at a bar. Just go with the intention of getting shitfaced, and let the interactions happen. You can meet some really interesting people that way.

If you don't want to waste your entire life, join a gym.

That's why its creme

Thanks for the advice, but I've already decided to isekai myself when I hit 50

I'll have what is having. Things are going well on the surface, but I feel like it's all about to come crashing now. I just can't keep working anymore, or sleep properly, or even take proper breaks.

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Then you still have a lot of time left.

...right?

How much time do you have left grandpa?

Instead of doing that, why not escape to another country? Life can be surprisingly better somewhere else, after some sacrifice.

A Cherry Pepsi

alcohol tastes pretty bad. "girly" drinks mask the taste but they are sugar bombs.

apple cider is good too.

They don't taste bad, you just have to find what you like. Maybe you like scotch. Maybe you like bourbon. Maybe you don't care about having any taste at all and just want vodka, like me.

25 years

been thinking about moving to the philipines, but, I'm a notorious asshole and i don't think it would make a difference besides cheap hookers and booze

You haven't had a good beer if all you like is cider and girly drinks. Broaden your palate. Once you've moved off the sugary stuff, you'll find that it's not nearly as good as you remember.

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i don't even do that. if i didn't talk to anyone at work, and some days i don't or have only brief work related conversations, then i wouldn't speak to anyone at all.

the only strong liquor i like straight is absinthe. fortunately, or unfortunately, the higher rate stuff tastes almost the same as the cheaper stuff because the anise flavor is so strong.

good beer tastes less shit, or borderline not-shit, but i still don't enjoy the flavor. apple cider is very tasty in comparison.

>25 years old
Nigga, are you serious? I'm 30 and probably with worse prospects, but I haven't given up. I'm working towards a better future one step at a time. One of those steps is overcoming my crippling social anxiety and meeting new people. I can't do the things I really want to without help. But I'm doing what I can. You can damn well do the same, since you basically have a 5-year headstart on me.

i dont want quinella to die!! i want her to live!

I'm worried that a child is my bartender

It's a palate thing. You're used to sweet drinks. You need to try eating and drinking things without sugar for a while. Your palate will shift, and you'll be able to taste what makes beer good. And wine. And liquor.

You don't have to. But as someone who was in your exact position years ago, it's worth it. There's a lot of great beer, wine, and liquor that I never would have appreciated had I not made an effort.

You're imagining things.

Vodka and green tea
I'm moving 3000 miles away from my family and the idea scares me shitless it doesnt help that my financial situation isn't exactly the best right now

J&B whisky on the rocks.

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I get what you are saying and I hope you are successful, but I can't seem to form any type of relationship whether it be friendships or romantic (which I have spent the last 7 years attempting to do). I think it's just something to do with my personality that I don't understand; I can make people laugh and have a good time when I see them, but I can never get a date or arrange to hang out and I have never been invited anywhere even when I was in highschool or college.

For some reason I'm the type of person who can't get anything done unless I have someone relying on me and since I don't have anyone I essentially dead in the water. I appreciate the concern, but I think I am incapable of forming a relationship with someone, probably due to how I was raised.

Cynar Julep.

Im worried about my future job prospects.

Hits close to home. A "good" day is one where I'm too tired/distracted by things I need to think. All I want to do is get some sleep. A normal day is one where I want nothing more than to quit the job on the spot and stop doing anything.

On the surface things look fine. Terminal degree, house, decent job. Below the surface there's nothing. No goals, no desires, no one to long for. Continuing on and existing for the sake of existing, or maybe in spite of not existing.

what is cynar?

I was always the back up friends, too. If someone contacted me it's because they needed a ride or no one else was available. Every single girl I was interested in rejected me. Just the way world is, I suppose. There are those who everyone loves to be around, so there must be those who no one wants to be around to balance things out.

Nah man, you're just like me. You're an aspie.

That's not an insult. I've had the same problems as you, and I most definitely have asperger's. Hell, I might actually be on the spectrum. My one advantage is that I'm handsome, so I have never really struggled to get a girlfriend. But keeping one? I'm 30 and single, so how do you think that's gone?

I've learned a lot about myself after decades of screwing everything up. One thing I learned is that I need to chill the fuck out. I get really wound up over really menial things, and I overthink everything. That does nobody any good.

The other thing I've learned is that I spend too much time introspecting, and not enough time focused on other people. A lack of empathy is a symptom of autism, but it's a treatable one. Once you learn to identify and appreciate how the people around you feel, you're so much closer to just living a normal life. It only takes some observation and practice, which you can easily get at a local bar. If it helps, imagine you're leveling up your CHA at the local tavern. Seriously, it can help.

It's never too late.

I live in Venezuela and no matter what I've tried I've not been able to find an out. Someone save me please. I don't wanna die in this worthless country as a worthless nobody never unable to accomplish anything or do anything I wanted for being unlucky enough to be born in this godforsaken hellhole.

I like alcohol because I can be rude to other people in the pretext of being drunk.

Just argie things. Basically a sort of mojito with grapefruit juice, mint, and artichoke amaro liqueur.

A jote please.

Remember that no matter what you drink it's going to taste like shit unless you have the right kind of food for it.

>to balance things out
I don't doubt that and i have similar experiences to what you described, I was always the last resort if anyone ever thought of me to begin with.
I'm not ugly by any means and have managed to have a few one night stands, so I don't think my looks are the problem, as I'm sure you know looks can only get you so far.
I used to smoke a lot of weed and it changed me from being a worry wort into a live and let live type of guy.

Here is where I think we differ.
>not enough time focused on other people.
In basically every interaction I have, I am always the one asking how people are doing or what they have been up to. Even with the people in the past who I have considered to be "best friends", they never asked about me, it was always me asking about them. So for some reason, no one has ever really been interested in me and I don't blame them.

>he doesn't understand dilution

Give me Anzu instead.

>being a little girl

I'll have a Gut Punch. Wait, wrong board.

> he hasn't been drinking since he was ten and gotten used to the taste of alcohol

>not hina

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Everything Will Be Okay
Everything Will Be Okay
Everything Will Be Okay

>user sees a little girl (me)
>tries to molest little girl
>HENTAI!! YAMERO!!!
> neighbors call cops
>strike a deal where user is a slave to tusndere little girl
>user is happy

You're talking about the drink, right?

>Gut
>usually referred to as intestines
>anons are perverts
>most perverted part of intestines is the anus

So you basically want OP to fist you? Dirty boy.

Wherever you came from, it's probably time to go back.

>Even with the people in the past who I have considered to be "best friends", they never asked about me, it was always me asking about them. So for some reason, no one has ever really been interested in me and I don't blame them.
This is the problem. You think you're being considerate, but you're only thinking about yourself. You ask how other people are doing so that they'll ask you how you're doing. You get self-conscious when they dont. That's a problem.

It's not that you're not interesting. It's that you think you're more interesting than you are, and your care more about yourself than you think. You need to stop focusing on yourself. When you start worrying about how other people think of you, worry about how you think of them instead. Are you really listening to them when you ask how they are, or are you faking long enough for them to reciprocate? If you really cared how they were, would you notice that they hadn't asked how you were? Or would you just try to help them feel better when they're down?

You have some classic narcissist traits. I recognize them because I've had them, and I've known several people with them. I'm sure it stings to hear, but you're not as selfless as you think. Try imagining your social dealings from your friends' perspective. You might not like what you see.

Don;t deny your fantasies, you are on 4 channel after all, we can see your desires.

Can I get water

...

So what, is he supposed to become a saint and always be happy no one ever asks him how he's doing even in the case he genuinely is trying to care about others? No matter how good of a person you are that shit wears on the psyche, everyone wants, and needs, attention and to feel loved by others.

Give me a San Jorge but soft. This is my last semester, things are a bit tough but will get better soon.

No. I'm saying that you get what you put in. When you're focused on yourself, you'll get people focusing on themselves. When you stop focusing on yourself and start caring about others sincerely, you'll find they do the same. If not, you probably need to cut them out of your life, because they're as narcissistic as you once were. Unless you have the patience to help them change.

You're so full of shit. I ask people about their time off/weekend/kids all the time and latch onto whatever they say to keep the conversation going. I hate talking about myself, so even on the off chance someone asks me (they very rarely do) I'll just give a quick answer and try to divert the conversation away from myself.

How are you going to spin this to make it sound like it's on me?

Seems to me like that user was like that, once, but after time went on and on he slowly started to notice that only he was doing so, that only he cared about his friends while his friends didn't care about him at all. It takes two to tango, dancing alone when you see everyone else dancing in pairs suck balls.

I'll have some vodka shots.

>You think you're being considerate, but you're only thinking about yourself. You ask how other people are doing so that they'll ask you how you're doing. You get self-conscious when they dont. That's a problem.

I don't deny that I want people to ask how I'm doing, but my intentions with asking how they are doing isn't solely selfish, I want to know how the few people i keep in contact with are doing . The few people I keep in contact with, I genuinely care about. Even when they don't ask about me when we are talking I still feel good when talking to them, I guess it's an itch that I can't get rid of when people don't want to hear about me, when I want to hear about them. Perhaps that is feeding back to what you said about me being narcissistic (which I don't deny that I probably am somewhat narcissistic). Though, doesn't everyone want someone to be interested in them?

Yesterday I found out about my uncle disowning his daughter for some bullshit reason, so I called her to find out how she is doing. Even thought the conversation was mainly about her, I didn't have a problem with it, because I was worried about her and I know how much of a dick her dad can be.

I don't think you are 100% accurate in describing me, but I think you are on to something that has already made me reflect on myself and for that I thank you.

>Try imagining your social dealings from your friends' perspective. You might not like what you see.

Honestly I see them as being more self absorbed and less interested than me, partially which I contribute to no one trying to keep in touch with me and me trying to keep in touch with them. However, like you said, I think the problem is likely with me, but what the fuck do I know. This is part of the reason why I plan on an heroing in 25 years.

Gin and tonic, poured through your used panties

with an actual budget and more cute girls, I mean.

Fuzzy Navel comin up

Milk or tea.

i like alcohol because is a good excuse (and motivation) to be open and stop being so shy

>The other thing I've learned is that I spend too much time introspecting, and not enough time focused on other people. A lack of empathy is a symptom of autism, but it's a treatable one. Once you learn to identify and appreciate how the people around you feel, you're so much closer to just living a normal life. It only takes some observation and practice, which you can easily get at a local bar. If it helps, imagine you're leveling up your CHA at the local tavern. Seriously, it can help.
motivation) to be open and stop being so shy

hey all of my school life was like that, it took me 6 years of me trying to self improve to actually change by my self, maybe im in the spectrum, i was such a weird kid, kind of fixed my self by imitation people and failing and trying again until i kind of started getting people
last week i learned that in the last year 2 girls had have a cruch on me (i ruined both oportunitys tho, 1 because i didnt like her back and the other because i thought she was out of my league)

/blog

Making a VN seems to be a valid way to escape

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try getting a visa? maybe you can scape to a real country
what about chile or argentina? they are kind of close and are okay

Scotch on the rocks

Pussy juice

Vodka and coke.

I'm 27 years old, soon to be 28: I've got two worthless university degrees and a mountain of student debt; a social group of 1 and a relationship history of nil, plus a 12 year social deficit (thanks to a cocktail of Aspergers and social anxiety); no house, no car, no savings, almost nothing in the retirement fund; I've lost interest in my hobbies like anime and video games, and don't even know what I enjoy anymore.
The only thing I do have is a full time job (contract until December) that pays below the average wage in my country, where I have to stay an hour or more late every night to keep things from crashing and burning, which I think is making me bald.

I don't even know where to begin fixing this shambles. Probably by focusing less on the negatives, reorganising myself and trying to spend my free time pursing/rekindling interests so I have the mental energy to reinvest in the rest of my life, but fucked if I know really. It still leaves the question of career development on the table and the sword of Damocles hanging over my head.

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Shirley Temple

I can't find a good job and it sucks. I'll be working as some basic bitch cashier at McDonald's at this rate.

my worry is that hinamatsuri will never get a 2nd season